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#5806 - mikli (08/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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#3312 - tanabata (09/01/2013) [+] (15 replies)
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Listen up. This is the hottest hentai of all time. Nothing can beat it. Here is how you watch it. This is the order.

1) Rin x Sen: Hakudaku Onna Kyoushi to Yaroudomo
This is the first from the series. 2 episodes about teachers being ****** . Its a bit dull and generic, and the art isn't anything special but its worth watching to watch the others.

2) Ran->Sem: Hakudaku Delmo Tsuma no Miira Tori
This is where things get hot. 2 more episodes. The story has nothing to do with the first. This is about two sisters getting ****** . The plot is great and the art is amazing! This is one of the best hentai out there.

3) Rin x Sen + Ran -> Sem: Cross Mix
This is the greatest hentai of all time. Once again 2 episodes. This is the last in the series and mixes both of the prequels into one. Same characters in the same setting, and the sex scenes are all 10/10. This will make you cum oceans.
#6178 - Rei ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #6168 to #6167 - tanabata (01/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #6169 to #6168 - cosmicapprentice (01/16/2015) [-]
I haven't slept at all in the last three days~
User avatar #6170 to #6169 - tanabata (01/16/2015) [-]
How is that a good thing?!
#6171 to #6170 - cosmicapprentice (01/16/2015) [-]
It's not~
But having an imouto that wakes you up at 4-5 in the morning calling for food conveys some sacrifices, plus, I've been trying to get all DkS achievements, so that's part of it, I sleep until 2-3 in the morning, and then I help take care of her in the afternoons while mom is working, we don't have a father and she comes from another man who is not my biological father, so mom receives help from my grandma. God, being an onii-chan feels complicated sometimes.
#6172 to #6171 - tanabata (01/16/2015) [-]
If you came here just to brag, you can leave!
#6173 to #6172 - cosmicapprentice (01/16/2015) [-]
Oh come on, I come here and express all these that've been in my mind these days because I trust you. And you tell me this.
#6174 to #6173 - tanabata (01/16/2015) [-]
You know how envious I can get about imoutos!
#6175 to #6174 - cosmicapprentice (01/16/2015) [-]
No more imoutos in the conversation then. Gomen ne~
#6176 to #6175 - tanabata (01/16/2015) [-]
Mondai nai~

So my school got speakers today. They turned on music and we all danced our asses off in the hallways~
#6177 to #6176 - cosmicapprentice (01/16/2015) [-]
Interesting what some schools in Europe do/let their students do, this is why I sometimes wish I was born there rather than in this third world country ;______; plus easier acces to literature there, can you believe that getting Stephen King's books is really hard here? That is totally, completely, not good.
#6163 - Rei ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
This is the cutest thing I've seen all year.
#6164 to #6163 - Rei ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
I might need a defibrillator
#6165 to #6164 - Rei ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
#6166 to #6165 - Rei ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
#6160 - jettom (12/31/2014) [-]
<3 U

<3 U
#6161 to #6160 - tanabata (12/31/2014) [-]
Happy New Year Jett~ Wish ya twice the luck, love, health and money the following year! No clue what you're talking about, though. Something about Gahara-san?   
Love ya too, I guess. &lt;3
Happy New Year Jett~ Wish ya twice the luck, love, health and money the following year! No clue what you're talking about, though. Something about Gahara-san?

Love ya too, I guess. <3
#6131 - megavoir (12/30/2014) [-]
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#6162 to #6133 - Hawke (01/04/2015) [-]
You're interrupting official Thalmor business. Good day.
User avatar #6136 to #6133 - megavoir (12/30/2014) [-]
#6134 to #6133 - tanabata (12/30/2014) [-]
WOAH! Hold the **** up!
#6139 to #6138 - tanabata (12/30/2014) [-]
The lewdness is escalating too fast! I don't even know you, mister!
#6141 to #6139 - giffythetoad (12/30/2014) [-]
Shhh....there's no need to be nervous.
Shhh....there's no need to be nervous.
#6132 to #6131 - tanabata (12/30/2014) [-]
Eh? T-thanks~ Love ya too!
Eh? T-thanks~ Love ya too!
#6135 to #6132 - megavoir (12/30/2014) [-]
Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a woman of wealth and taste.
#6137 to #6135 - tanabata (12/30/2014) [-]
Greetings, m'lady. To what do I owe the pleasure of your presence on this day?
#6140 to #6137 - megavoir (12/30/2014) [-]
I've been around for a long, long year. Stole many a man's soul and faith.
#6142 to #6140 - tanabata (12/30/2014) [-]
Castles plundered. Dominions in ruin. Hearts destroyed. All to fulfil your sadistic desires. A bloody conquest has consumed hundreds of souls, countless men fallen to the ground and over twenty thousand hanged because of you, and you alone, to strike horror into the minds of mortal men! What say you, monster, demon, devil, succubus? What say you now?!
#6144 to #6142 - megavoir (12/30/2014) [-]
Uh... I was 'round when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain?
Made damn sure that pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate?
#6145 to #6144 - tanabata (12/30/2014) [-]
Ah, that changes everything. So how's your day been?
#6146 to #6145 - megavoir (12/30/2014) [-]
Good good, Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name.
#6148 to #6147 - megavoir (12/30/2014) [-]
Wait, do you seriously not see what I'm doing?
#6149 to #6148 - tanabata (12/30/2014) [-]
I am easily the densest person on this planet. You have to baby-step me into your world if you want me to understand what's going on. I've just been dragging along, waiting for something to make sense.
User avatar #6152 to #6150 - tanabata (12/30/2014) [-]
And now I feel like a bloody idiot.
#6153 to #6152 - megavoir (12/30/2014) [-]
I was really hoping you would atleast get it by the "Pleased to meet you,..." line.
#6154 to #6153 - tanabata (12/30/2014) [-]
Nope, I'm too dense. You could have chosen Nirvana and I probably wouldn't get it.
Now what If everything I'VE been saying has been lyrics? Would make you look like an idiot.
If only....
#6155 to #6154 - megavoir (12/30/2014) [-]
Jokes on you, I'm a musical genius, I would catch on.
Jokes on you, I'm a musical genius, I would catch on.
#6156 to #6155 - tanabata (12/30/2014) [-]
You're so self satisfied, I don't need you.
#6157 to #6156 - megavoir (12/30/2014) [-]
I'm sorry darling
I'm sorry darling
#6158 to #6157 - tanabata (12/30/2014) [-]
But life still goes on. I can't get used to living without, living without, living without you, by my side.
#6159 to #6158 - megavoir (12/30/2014) [-]
Try not to do something as obvious as Queen.
Try not to do something as obvious as Queen.
#6151 to #6150 - tanabata (12/30/2014) [-]

You couldn't have kept the whole song going, I wouldn't have made the connection.
#6130 - Rei ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
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#6120 - Rei ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
It was nice that this song made a comeback of sorts in the new adaption.
It was nice that this song made a comeback of sorts in the new adaption.
Fate Stay Night Opening Song
User avatar #6121 to #6120 - tanabata (12/30/2014) [-]
I wouldn't know.
User avatar #6122 to #6121 - Rei ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
I take it you didn't watch the deen adaption? Or that you're not watching the ufotable adaption?
User avatar #6123 to #6122 - tanabata (12/30/2014) [-]
Episode 1 of ufotable was literally the last anime I've seen.
#6124 to #6123 - Rei ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Fair enough, take this.
Fair enough, take this.
User avatar #6125 to #6124 - tanabata (12/30/2014) [-]
Rin too cute!
User avatar #6127 to #6125 - Rei ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
I see the anon's are still perving on you
User avatar #6129 to #6128 - Rei ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
I see that you're mentos fresh
#6126 to #6125 - Rei ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
She has her moments.
#6114 to #6113 - tanabata (12/28/2014) [-]
You're the third person telling me what I already know.

And the third person to not realize that I don't care.
User avatar #6115 to #6114 - postie (12/28/2014) [-]
I wanted to see your reaction, but you've decided to have a normal one.
#6116 to #6115 - tanabata (12/28/2014) [-]
I absolutely despise the anime, and since the sequels will air before the trilogy is translated, assholes will spoil the novels' stories.
User avatar #6117 to #6116 - postie (12/28/2014) [-]

Fancy profile by the way.
User avatar #6118 to #6117 - tanabata (12/28/2014) [-]
Thank you~
User avatar #6109 - andranadu ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
thats a cool new profile pic ya got dere
User avatar #6110 to #6109 - tanabata (12/28/2014) [-]
Thank you~
#6099 - Rei ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
I'm suprised you have put a banner up yet on your profile.
User avatar #6100 to #6099 - tanabata (12/28/2014) [-]
A what now?
User avatar #6101 to #6100 - Rei ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
look at my profile
User avatar #6103 to #6102 - Rei ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
admin added profile customisation, on your profile next to "edit profile" is "edit style"
User avatar #6104 to #6103 - tanabata (12/28/2014) [-]
I'm guessing you made a large sized .gif with the actual animation on top of a wallpaper?
User avatar #6105 to #6104 - Rei ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
nailed it
User avatar #6106 to #6105 - tanabata (12/28/2014) [-]
I don't know what's more amazing. The fact that you worked on that, or the fact that you could come up with an idea like that.
#6107 to #6106 - Rei ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #6111 to #6107 - tanabata (12/28/2014) [-]
No, now I'm done.
User avatar #6112 to #6111 - Rei ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #6108 to #6107 - tanabata (12/28/2014) [-]
All done with mine~
#6089 - jettom (12/27/2014) [-]
Best girl won
Best girl won
User avatar #6094 to #6089 - tanabata (12/27/2014) [-]
**tanabata used "*roll cah answer*"**
**tanabata rolls Heteronormativity.**
#6095 to #6094 - jettom (12/27/2014) [-]
&quot;Let's get married&quot;   
&quot;yaay now let's break up and go back to being normal siblings&quot;   
he should have gone with Ayase.
"Let's get married"
"yaay now let's break up and go back to being normal siblings"

he should have gone with Ayase.
User avatar #6096 to #6095 - tanabata (12/27/2014) [-]
Exactly. And that's why OreImo sucks.
#6098 to #6096 - jettom (12/27/2014) [-]
It was fun to watch.
Kuroneka was a bitch.
Kirinos adorable level rose almost as fast as her creepiness level in the last episodes.
7/10 would rewatch with a friend.

But yeah, Ayase was best pick for him. I had the weirdest giggle whenever she went yandere.
#6088 - oshily (12/27/2014) [-]
Got a link to one of the songs in that screenshot you posted? Wann see your taste in the weeaboo music.
User avatar #6097 to #6090 - oshily (12/27/2014) [-]
Nevermind then.
#6086 - cosmicapprentice (12/26/2014) [-]
Merry Christmas Tana~! You're one of my favorite persons I met this year, even though interactions are pretty limited through the internet. Stuff yourself with lots of food and fap to Christmas-themed hentai/doujins~

Many hugs from Mexico~ MexHugs, hue.
#6084 - hsm (12/25/2014) [-]
Merry Christmas.
#6085 to #6084 - tanabata (12/25/2014) [-]
Merry Christmas~
User avatar #6075 - yooisa (12/24/2014) [-]
Eyo gheyo. What's up?
#6076 to #6075 - tanabata (12/24/2014) [-]
Celebrating Kurismasu~
User avatar #6077 to #6076 - yooisa (12/24/2014) [-]
Oh cool. Merry Christmas. Having fun?

Just a really lazy day for me.
#6078 to #6077 - tanabata (12/24/2014) [-]
Eating meals and blasting up music. It's gonna be even more fun tomorrow~

Now that I have a holiday break I'm gonna laze around all day too. All I wanted was a break, but now I'm worried about what I'm gonna do, other than watch youtube videos.
User avatar #6079 to #6078 - yooisa (12/24/2014) [-]
Why's that? Parties and such?

Nice and I know all too well. I'm off of work until March and already bored.
User avatar #6080 to #6079 - tanabata (12/24/2014) [-]
'Cause its legitimately Kurismasu tomorrow~
User avatar #6081 to #6080 - yooisa (12/24/2014) [-]
Oh. You're just celebrating today then? Or both days?
#6082 to #6081 - tanabata (12/24/2014) [-]
I usually celebrate the whole week, but I party the hardest on the 24th and even more on 25th~

God, I love Kirsumasu.
#6073 - maxmekker (12/22/2014) [-]
**maxmekker hugs you**

Are you alright?
#6074 to #6073 - tanabata (12/22/2014) [-]
I'm fine. Steam just died on me.
But otherwise, no. I feel unappreciated and robbed. And I can't even complain, because I really couldn't do it without Miichan.
#6071 - awoogirl (12/18/2014) [-]
#6072 to #6071 - tanabata (12/18/2014) [-]
You are the best thing that's come on my profile!
User avatar #6070 to #6049 - cosmicapprentice (12/15/2014) [-]
Some me just want to watch the world burn. I've always been more of a nihilist/absurdist.
User avatar #6050 to #6049 - cosmicapprentice (12/15/2014) [-]
Your voice is just as I imagined it~!
#6051 to #6050 - tanabata (12/15/2014) [-]
That's not mine though. Hell, I don't even know who it is. I wanted to download it so I can make a remix of it, but I had to post it somewhere so it can appear as a link, so I can right click and save it.

Also, the remix failed.
#6052 to #6051 - cosmicapprentice (12/15/2014) [-]
Damn, I've been deceived then! ;__;
#6053 to #6052 - tanabata (12/15/2014) [-]
I really don't even want anyone online to hear my voice. I don't have a perfect accent so I might sound slightly like those Russians trying to speak English. And that's not the image most people have of me. Hell, some people thought I was an Aussie because of the way I type.
#6054 to #6053 - cosmicapprentice (12/15/2014) [-]
I've seen some Bulgarian writing and it resembles Russian, what are the differences between those two when it comes to writing and speaking them? Weren't you from Belgium?! haha, jk.
User avatar #6055 to #6054 - tanabata (12/15/2014) [-]
We have almost the same alphabets but everything else is pretty different. "Chair" in Bulgarian means "table" in Russian. Or the opposite, I don't really remember~

And you know how in Russian you hear sounds like 'yu' and 'ya' so much its disgusting? In Bulgarian you don't hear them that often, but if you compare they're still similar.
User avatar #6056 to #6055 - cosmicapprentice (12/15/2014) [-]
Sounds really complex, and here I wanted to learn either of those languages, maybe I will at some point in my life.
User avatar #6057 to #6056 - tanabata (12/15/2014) [-]
Hell naw. Learn something useful like German, Spanish or Japanese~
User avatar #6058 to #6057 - cosmicapprentice (12/15/2014) [-]
I'm Mexican so Spanish is my native language, planning on learning either German or Japanese once I finish school and get into Uni.
User avatar #6059 to #6058 - tanabata (12/15/2014) [-]
On one side you can learn German and have another useful language. On the other you can have a borderline useless language BUT be able to read VNs and watch anime without translations~
User avatar #6060 to #6059 - cosmicapprentice (12/15/2014) [-]
I'd really like to live in Japan for at a least a little bit of my life, it's something I'm kinda seriously thinking about.
User avatar #6061 to #6060 - tanabata (12/15/2014) [-]
My only plans have been to visit Japan. I wouldn't like to live there for only one reason. Japanese hate foreigners.
User avatar #6062 to #6061 - cosmicapprentice (12/15/2014) [-]
Well I wouldn't really mind, I live in a country filled with hate after all, here indigenous tribes which are almost dead are the subject of so much hate/prejudice and they're constantly made fun of even though they're the original, so to say, inhabitants of this country, the rest of us are just bastard descendants from a mix between Spaniards and indigenous people.
#6063 to #6062 - tanabata (12/15/2014) [-]
Daijoubu~ I'm a bastard descendant from a mix of aryans and slavs~
At least that's one historical theory.
#6064 to #6063 - cosmicapprentice (12/15/2014) [-]
And all of human kind is a product ofcincest between the very first couple on planet earth according to the Bible.
#6065 to #6064 - tanabata (12/15/2014) [-]
There are a lot of religious people in my class. None of them have actually read the Bible. So our Philosophy teacher explained how it ends. The demons and angles come down to Earth to fight a Heaven vs Hell war in a city called Armageddon.

All the religious people looked at each other weirdly, because they did not know how absurd the Bible is. So me and my bro suddenly stood up and started presenting the Bible like a trailer for some action movie in dramatic voices. "10 thousand angels! 10 thousand demons! 1 God! 1 Devil! ONE! CITY! Armageddon! Premiers on 25th of December!"
User avatar #6066 to #6065 - cosmicapprentice (12/15/2014) [-]
Lel, if only there had been people like you in my class when I was still attending school I might've finish it. It always bothered me how laws stated in the bible such as stoning to death people who work on a saturday aren't practiced at least in western countries anymore, and I was like "Where the **** does it state that these laws aren't to be taken into account anymore? like, is there an asterisk where it points out a date when humans have to stop doing this and this and that?"
#6067 to #6066 - tanabata (12/15/2014) [-]
You'd think that with abstract thinking we can't be fooled, but religion is easily manipulating so many people to this day. And the smarter people are manipulating the dumb ones. If this is supposed to be the super race of humans that can rule planets, I am not impressed. I am baffled that we got this far actually. We should have all fallen from trees and be extinct right now.
#6068 to #6067 - cosmicapprentice (12/15/2014) [-]
Smarted/powerfull, I mean, as much as I have an anarchist ideals I'd probably do the same if I had political/financial privileges in my country, damn, I'd literally make it a living hell here for poor and rich people alike.
#6069 to #6068 - tanabata (12/15/2014) [-]
That's the thing about people like us. We talk a lot, but If we were given the same power we would be scum as well. There's literally no human who can't be blinded by money. We're all corrupt to the core.
#6043 - yooisa (12/11/2014) [-]
Eyo gheyo. What's up?
#6044 to #6043 - tanabata (12/11/2014) [-]
Watching TF2 videos and a CS:GO tournament with mikli.
#6046 to #6045 - tanabata (12/11/2014) [-]
What about you?
#6047 to #6046 - yooisa (12/11/2014) [-]
Just kinda bored. Chatting with a couple of people. Short work days started already, so I have a lot of free time.
#6036 to #6035 - tanabata (12/08/2014) [-]
Know what I'm gonna do once my father dies? Put cute girls on everything! Walls, keychains, wallets, make everything on my PC have a cute girl wallpaper.
#6040 to #6039 - tanabata (12/08/2014) [-]
Love crossovers~

So yeah, key chains, phone straps and charms, and later in life If I'm still alone I'll go big with hug pillows, pillows and wall scrolls. Somewhere in between I'll get a oppai mousepad too.
User avatar #6041 to #6040 - cosmicapprentice (12/08/2014) [-]
Me too~

You go for it, I'll be rooting for you~!
I personally want to have a small house, with a special recording/sound-proof room so I can record the solo projects I have in mind, I'll be getting a guitar from a friend this week, I'll give him my other bass in exchange, it was about time, since my main bass guitar is currently without strings and I felt like I was gonna go crazy without something to get creative.
#6037 to #6036 - cosmicapprentice (12/08/2014) [-]
That's gonna be glorious~! I'd love to be in a house like that.
That's gonna be glorious~! I'd love to be in a house like that.
User avatar #6038 to #6037 - cosmicapprentice (12/08/2014) [-]
I meant, *live
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