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Date Signed Up:8/20/2012
Last Login:11/22/2014
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I like anime.

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#279164 - Kninee, can you confirm this is a cat too?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +3
User avatar #279190 - kninee (11/17/2013) [-]
confirmed
#279154 - Oh, they are. 11/17/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +3
#279139 - I know, right?!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +3
User avatar #279140 - yeorgh (11/17/2013) [-]
Especially that chick to your teachers left and the one on the far right who's standing away from the rest.
#279135 - Nah, its just the sun in her eyes. She's smiling most of the time. 11/17/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
#279129 - These are half of my classmates, and my high-as-a-tower homeru…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
User avatar #279303 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/17/2013) [-]
Slim pickings in slavville.
User avatar #279208 - levidahastati (11/17/2013) [-]
God.
All that daddy hating.
User avatar #279233 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
Their achy breaky harts.
User avatar #279240 - levidahastati (11/17/2013) [-]
It's look like they've already given up on life.
User avatar #279150 - oshily (11/17/2013) [-]
Do most of them just look like cunts or are they?
User avatar #279154 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
Oh, they are.
#279142 - lawuser (11/17/2013) [-]
I completely forgot you were Slavic.
User avatar #279246 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm interested. What in the picture brought this up?
User avatar #279255 - lawuser (11/17/2013) [-]
The people in the picture being Slavic.
User avatar #279137 - yeorgh (11/17/2013) [-]
They look like they'd rather be somewhere else.
User avatar #279139 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
I know, right?!
User avatar #279140 - yeorgh (11/17/2013) [-]
Especially that chick to your teachers left and the one on the far right who's standing away from the rest.
User avatar #279134 - lordketchup (11/17/2013) [-]
your teacher looks miserable
User avatar #279135 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
Nah, its just the sun in her eyes. She's smiling most of the time.
#279121 - I don't know whats worst. The lack of energy, my will to die i… 11/17/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
#279079 - Since when are you "anyone"?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +5
#279081 - leal (11/17/2013) [-]
You don't love anyone online you baka.
User avatar #279084 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
tanabata loves online people, it's his hobby to talk to people and to hang with people he hates.
User avatar #279141 - leal (11/17/2013) [-]
100% I know tanabata better than you when it comes to loving someone over the internet.
#822665 - Was it really that funny?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +2
User avatar #822666 - kingsombra (11/17/2013) [-]
No, I'm just a cheeky cunt
#279053 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
#279056 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
uh fuck... my face... prick!
#279042 - Safety?  [+] (9 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
User avatar #279048 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
How about we just leave him naked in the outback?
User avatar #279051 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
hahaha, it's not gonna do anygood.
#279057 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #279061 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
I'd be making the weapons silly buns, not that hard.
User avatar #279063 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
What are you going to make the weapons from?
Wouldn't you need a tool to make the weapons with?
User avatar #279059 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
I know how to spear a kangaroo, how to deal with dingoes and how to trick crocodiles into ignoring me, it's no good.
User avatar #279060 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Who said you would have anything to use a weapon?
User avatar #279047 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah... postie didn't think this through.... Um... okay... how do I explain... the moment I step outside my door there are over 170 ways to die, just because I'm living in australia if you think I'm joking, hahahahaah god no, I'm serious, it scares me
User avatar #279045 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Safety in somewhere covered in snow?
#822663 - What up ***** ?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +3
User avatar #822664 - kingsombra (11/17/2013) [-]
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
User avatar #822683 - lordketchup (11/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #822665 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
Was it really that funny?
User avatar #822666 - kingsombra (11/17/2013) [-]
No, I'm just a cheeky cunt
#279029 - Oh shi*t.  [+] (16 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
User avatar #279041 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
What would be scary to Australians?
User avatar #279065 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
no, just a stick a rock or something will do, anything I can hold to bash an animal with is fine by me.
User avatar #279068 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Damn resourceful wogs.
User avatar #279069 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
my dick is a weapon itself.
#279071 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #279073 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
yeh, not even kidding, peeing will let animals know of my territory and hopefully scare of dingoes or predators.
User avatar #279042 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
Safety?
User avatar #279048 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
How about we just leave him naked in the outback?
User avatar #279051 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
hahaha, it's not gonna do anygood.
#279057 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #279061 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
I'd be making the weapons silly buns, not that hard.
User avatar #279063 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
What are you going to make the weapons from?
Wouldn't you need a tool to make the weapons with?
User avatar #279059 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
I know how to spear a kangaroo, how to deal with dingoes and how to trick crocodiles into ignoring me, it's no good.
User avatar #279060 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Who said you would have anything to use a weapon?
User avatar #279047 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah... postie didn't think this through.... Um... okay... how do I explain... the moment I step outside my door there are over 170 ways to die, just because I'm living in australia if you think I'm joking, hahahahaah god no, I'm serious, it scares me
User avatar #279045 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Safety in somewhere covered in snow?
#279028 - "911! Yes, this is an emergency! There's a bright yellow…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
#279033 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Fuck that, time to run!

FV 183 = Sun.
#279024 - Tonight you dine in Hell.  [+] (20 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
#279037 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
go ahead, I take you on, I have you know, I'm also a black belt boxer, I'm sure you remember me telling you this... heck this is de javu.
User avatar #279026 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
He lives in Australia, that's not really a threat.
#279036 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
You're turning me into an angry ex, wtf!?
User avatar #279029 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
Oh shi*t.
User avatar #279041 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
What would be scary to Australians?
User avatar #279065 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
no, just a stick a rock or something will do, anything I can hold to bash an animal with is fine by me.
User avatar #279068 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Damn resourceful wogs.
User avatar #279069 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
my dick is a weapon itself.
#279071 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #279073 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
yeh, not even kidding, peeing will let animals know of my territory and hopefully scare of dingoes or predators.
User avatar #279042 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
Safety?
User avatar #279048 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
How about we just leave him naked in the outback?
User avatar #279051 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
hahaha, it's not gonna do anygood.
#279057 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #279061 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
I'd be making the weapons silly buns, not that hard.
User avatar #279063 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
What are you going to make the weapons from?
Wouldn't you need a tool to make the weapons with?
User avatar #279059 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
I know how to spear a kangaroo, how to deal with dingoes and how to trick crocodiles into ignoring me, it's no good.
User avatar #279060 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Who said you would have anything to use a weapon?
User avatar #279047 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah... postie didn't think this through.... Um... okay... how do I explain... the moment I step outside my door there are over 170 ways to die, just because I'm living in australia if you think I'm joking, hahahahaah god no, I'm serious, it scares me
User avatar #279045 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Safety in somewhere covered in snow?
#279010 - ******* Northern Europe  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #279018 - lawuser (11/17/2013) [-]
I didn't go to school, which I hated, so that was fine by me. I wasn't nearly sick enough to skip even two days.
#279008 - >skipping school because of a cold/fever What do you th…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
User avatar #279009 - lawuser (11/17/2013) [-]
I skipped school two weeks once because of a cold.
User avatar #279022 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Wow.
User avatar #279010 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
fucking Northern Europe
User avatar #279018 - lawuser (11/17/2013) [-]
I didn't go to school, which I hated, so that was fine by me. I wasn't nearly sick enough to skip even two days.
#279005 - >pills Filthy weak casuals.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #279017 - cxccv (11/17/2013) [-]
Anything to feel better.
#279002 - Ora ora ora! I might be sick but I'm healthy enough to kick yo…  [+] (38 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
#279089 - postie has deleted their comment.
#279015 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
He used me and then left me for someone else.

Fuck him up Tana!
#279027 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
WHAT?! WTF?! I DON'T DO THAT!

WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM!? SOME KIND OF PLAYA?! I AINT NO FUCKEN BALLA, I COMMIT! UHHH!


TANABATA DON'T EVEN KNOW HALF THE GOD DAMN STORIES.
#279038 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
This image begs to differ.
User avatar #279039 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
BUT BBY! I was trying to be all cute and stuff, don't be like that.
User avatar #279040 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Well stop that, it isn't working for you.
User avatar #279043 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
nawww.... bby, don't be upset, come to my place, near my fire place, we relax, drink a little wine, yeah?
User avatar #279046 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Nope, I'm going to go and see Tanabata.
And possibly move in if he'll let me.
#279049 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
bad postie, god help me, I swear I will beat the shit out of tanabata if you move to his place.
#279053 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
#279056 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
uh fuck... my face... prick!
User avatar #279052 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
But if you do that, who am I going to live with?
#279058 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
cause postie! you are my soulmate!

here's a photo of us, remember? the good days?
User avatar #279062 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Apologise to Tanabata first, and I'll think about it.


How do I always get into these weird situations?
#279054 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
with me! we're are bound for each other!
#279055 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
But why would I live with someone who has just beaten the shit out of my friend?

Silly Australians and their criminal logic.
#279012 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
I've been touching postie for months, how are you only find out about this now? eh... either way, postie's worth it.
#279024 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
Tonight you dine in Hell.
#279037 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
go ahead, I take you on, I have you know, I'm also a black belt boxer, I'm sure you remember me telling you this... heck this is de javu.
User avatar #279026 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
He lives in Australia, that's not really a threat.
#279036 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
You're turning me into an angry ex, wtf!?
User avatar #279029 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
Oh shi*t.
User avatar #279041 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
What would be scary to Australians?
User avatar #279065 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
no, just a stick a rock or something will do, anything I can hold to bash an animal with is fine by me.
User avatar #279068 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Damn resourceful wogs.
User avatar #279069 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
my dick is a weapon itself.
#279071 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #279073 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
yeh, not even kidding, peeing will let animals know of my territory and hopefully scare of dingoes or predators.
User avatar #279042 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
Safety?
User avatar #279048 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
How about we just leave him naked in the outback?
User avatar #279051 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
hahaha, it's not gonna do anygood.
#279057 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #279061 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
I'd be making the weapons silly buns, not that hard.
User avatar #279063 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
What are you going to make the weapons from?
Wouldn't you need a tool to make the weapons with?
User avatar #279059 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
I know how to spear a kangaroo, how to deal with dingoes and how to trick crocodiles into ignoring me, it's no good.
User avatar #279060 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Who said you would have anything to use a weapon?
User avatar #279047 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah... postie didn't think this through.... Um... okay... how do I explain... the moment I step outside my door there are over 170 ways to die, just because I'm living in australia if you think I'm joking, hahahahaah god no, I'm serious, it scares me
User avatar #279045 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Safety in somewhere covered in snow?
#278878 - We don't have a window clea- 11/17/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +3
#278870 - Why do you know I masturbate with my window open...?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +3
#278872 - igenatius (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm the window cleaner.
#278878 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
We don't have a window clea-
#278860 - Being suck sicks.  [+] (126 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Shin Anime Social Board +8
#279118 - burndt (11/17/2013) [-]
I've been sick for the past 2 weeks. I can confirm that it does indeed suck.
#279121 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
I don't know whats worst. The lack of energy, my will to die increasing, or the fact that I can build a fortress of snot tissues.
#279101 - cptsweatpants (11/17/2013) [-]
I read it as "Being suck dicks" and was very confused for a while. Dirty dirty mind.
#279095 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm sorry dude. I hope you feel better soon.
#279011 - ryomanagare (11/17/2013) [-]
I don't know what this "being suck" is, but I do know that it sucks when you're sick.
#278946 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Sorry to hear that.

I hope you get well soon.
User avatar #278949 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
don't patronize him, stay away from him, quick, run!
User avatar #278952 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Do I have to run away?
User avatar #278956 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
do you wanna be sick? quick run! run into my bed sheets! you won't get sick there, it's the safest place.
User avatar #278962 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
I'd rather walk with a jaunty step.
#278967 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
P-please hide in my bed, I cleaned the sheets, they smell good, por favor?
#278977 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Fine, but no funny business.
#278978 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah
#279002 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
Ora ora ora! I might be sick but I'm healthy enough to kick your ass If you touch my postie!
#279089 - postie has deleted their comment.
#279015 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
He used me and then left me for someone else.

Fuck him up Tana!
#279027 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
WHAT?! WTF?! I DON'T DO THAT!

WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM!? SOME KIND OF PLAYA?! I AINT NO FUCKEN BALLA, I COMMIT! UHHH!


TANABATA DON'T EVEN KNOW HALF THE GOD DAMN STORIES.
#279038 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
This image begs to differ.
User avatar #279039 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
BUT BBY! I was trying to be all cute and stuff, don't be like that.
User avatar #279040 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Well stop that, it isn't working for you.
User avatar #279043 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
nawww.... bby, don't be upset, come to my place, near my fire place, we relax, drink a little wine, yeah?
User avatar #279046 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Nope, I'm going to go and see Tanabata.
And possibly move in if he'll let me.
#279049 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
bad postie, god help me, I swear I will beat the shit out of tanabata if you move to his place.
#279053 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
#279056 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
uh fuck... my face... prick!
User avatar #279052 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
But if you do that, who am I going to live with?
#279058 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
cause postie! you are my soulmate!

here's a photo of us, remember? the good days?
User avatar #279062 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Apologise to Tanabata first, and I'll think about it.


How do I always get into these weird situations?
#279054 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
with me! we're are bound for each other!
#279055 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
But why would I live with someone who has just beaten the shit out of my friend?

Silly Australians and their criminal logic.
#279012 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
I've been touching postie for months, how are you only find out about this now? eh... either way, postie's worth it.
#279024 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
Tonight you dine in Hell.
#279037 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
go ahead, I take you on, I have you know, I'm also a black belt boxer, I'm sure you remember me telling you this... heck this is de javu.
User avatar #279026 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
He lives in Australia, that's not really a threat.
#279036 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
You're turning me into an angry ex, wtf!?
User avatar #279029 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
Oh shi*t.
User avatar #279041 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
What would be scary to Australians?
User avatar #279065 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
no, just a stick a rock or something will do, anything I can hold to bash an animal with is fine by me.
User avatar #279068 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Damn resourceful wogs.
User avatar #279069 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
my dick is a weapon itself.
#279071 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #279073 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
yeh, not even kidding, peeing will let animals know of my territory and hopefully scare of dingoes or predators.
User avatar #279042 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
Safety?
User avatar #279048 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
How about we just leave him naked in the outback?
User avatar #279051 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
hahaha, it's not gonna do anygood.
#279057 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #279061 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
I'd be making the weapons silly buns, not that hard.
User avatar #279063 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
What are you going to make the weapons from?
Wouldn't you need a tool to make the weapons with?
User avatar #279059 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
I know how to spear a kangaroo, how to deal with dingoes and how to trick crocodiles into ignoring me, it's no good.
User avatar #279060 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Who said you would have anything to use a weapon?
User avatar #279047 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah... postie didn't think this through.... Um... okay... how do I explain... the moment I step outside my door there are over 170 ways to die, just because I'm living in australia if you think I'm joking, hahahahaah god no, I'm serious, it scares me
User avatar #279045 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Safety in somewhere covered in snow?
#278994 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Why are you touching me!
User avatar #278943 - lawuser (11/17/2013) [-]
Good thing it happened during the weekend, huh.
Having a reason to skip school would suck.
#279008 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
>skipping school because of a cold/fever
What do you think I am? Japanese?
User avatar #279009 - lawuser (11/17/2013) [-]
I skipped school two weeks once because of a cold.
User avatar #279022 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Wow.
User avatar #279010 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
fucking Northern Europe
User avatar #279018 - lawuser (11/17/2013) [-]
I didn't go to school, which I hated, so that was fine by me. I wasn't nearly sick enough to skip even two days.
User avatar #278941 - cxccv (11/17/2013) [-]
It's not that bad. Go take a nap, drink a tea and take a pill against headache.
#279005 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
>pills
Filthy weak casuals.
User avatar #279017 - cxccv (11/17/2013) [-]
Anything to feel better.
#278865 - igenatius (11/17/2013) [-]
That's what you get for masturbating with your window open.
The breeze gets to you, you know!
#278883 - thatnigger (11/17/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Is it true that if you stand in the rain for a minute, you can get a cold? It happens in anime a lot.
#278959 - heartsickruben (11/17/2013) [-]
Asians aren't that resistant to cold as we are niggy.
User avatar #278980 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm half asian, my baby bro is full asian... he went outside in the rain for 30 seconds, he got sick 30 minutes afterwards... I can confirm this, legit.
#278950 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Not in England.
The rain never stops.
#279028 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
"911! Yes, this is an emergency! There's a bright yellow ball in the sky!"
#279033 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Fuck that, time to run!

FV 183 = Sun.
User avatar #278979 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
I can imagine all you panicking if you ever see a sunny day.
#278982 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
We end up splitting into two groups.
One groups panic and hides underground till the sun leaves.
The other group acts something like this.

There's usually some form of rioting too.
User avatar #278984 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
figured as much, yeah, us aussies don't get phased at all, doesn't matter what weather, we stare at it for 30 seconds, then we get a can of beer.
User avatar #278985 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Do Australians even know what rain looks like?
User avatar #278986 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, just had hail yesterday as well.

Got hit in the face with hail actually, went back inside and got a can of beer.
User avatar #278988 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
There was an Australian supply teacher one when I was still in school, and he said the first time he had seen snow was when he came to England.
User avatar #278991 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
You see snow in south australia apparently.
User avatar #278996 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Australia is an odd place.
User avatar #278998 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
da same can be said about you brits as well, we came from there actually so you're just as weird.
User avatar #279004 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Good point, we created you.

They say that criminals always return to the scene of the crime

That must be why there's so many Australians over here.
User avatar #279007 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
I giggled a little when you said that, hahaha, my dad wouldn't like that, he's full blood aussie, like goes back to convict heritage and shiz, he doesn't like cold weather, he'd hate england.
#279013 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
Ha.

Looks like your father can't handle the truth.
Are you certain there isn't any American in him?
#279021 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
no american in him, he was an orphan and we look just looked up coat of arms using our last name

denham

Does your last name have a coat of arm?
User avatar #279025 - postie (11/17/2013) [-]
As a general last name, it has fucking loads.

As for my family specifically, I have no idea but I doubt it.
User avatar #279030 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
IDK, apparently that denham coat of arms could be scottish or english, *shrug*
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#278927 - greeling (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's just an urban myth.
User avatar #278921 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
Either I'm a hardy mutha fucka or I'm an grass type pokemon, it takes alot to get me sick from rain.

I can stand out in the rain, come inside, still in my wet clothes, waiting for them to dry up with the warmth of my body and I'd still feel a okay. I get sick sometimes but it's rare.
#278900 - evilicious (11/17/2013) [-]
Depends on how cold the rain is and how soon you dry off.
#278894 - igenatius (11/17/2013) [-]
I think Japs just have a shitty immune system.
unless they're secretly masturbating
#278888 - hiyorin (11/17/2013) [-]
Heh, that's true, actually. For us Asians, at least.
User avatar #278938 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
Speak for yourself, I have immunity like a fucken irish man who drank 3 bottles of whiskey.
#278906 - synthuz (11/17/2013) [-]
I never get sick
#278908 - hiyorin (11/17/2013) [-]
#278910 - synthuz (11/17/2013) [-]
I've even slept naked on the floor before to try to get sick, didn't work.
#278923 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
you swim don't you... haven't you heard of the slang, "a runner never gets sick"

it works for people who also swim. stupid baka
#278928 - synthuz (11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah I swim.
User avatar #278933 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah... that activity builds immunity, I use to wake up 5 am to run and flip truck tires, I always just assumed that it's the reason I rarely get sick.
#278917 - hiyorin (11/17/2013) [-]
What have you been eating?
#278929 - synthuz (11/17/2013) [-]
Nothing special.
#278876 - evilicious (11/17/2013) [-]
Does this mean it's not a good idea to put ice cubes in my vagina?
User avatar #278925 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
Nah, having your genitals cold gives it less pleasure, but you also last longer, actually IDK if that works for girls. but for guys yeah... so if evil, if you're ever with a guy and he has socks on, rip them off and put his feet in a bucket of ice, it'll slow him down.
#278881 - igenatius (11/17/2013) [-]
Oh no, it's okay as long as the window isn't open.
#278880 - hiyorin (11/17/2013) [-]
you were planning to?
#278889 - evilicious (11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah.
It was supposed to be last night, to make Mikli all upset and shit, but I fell asleep before I got the chance to get some ice.
User avatar #278895 - mikli (11/17/2013) [-]
....
#278892 - thatnigger (11/17/2013) [-]
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Mikli likes cold privates huh? That's nice to know.
User avatar #278896 - mikli (11/17/2013) [-]
.......
#278898 - thatnigger (11/17/2013) [-]
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Holding this against you for life.
#278882 - thatnigger (11/17/2013) [-]
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Just the thought of putting ice cubes near my privates is enough to make my skin to crawl.
User avatar #278931 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
Hiyorin you should read this too

After you masturbate, put a cold towel on your thingy for 30 seconds, rest get a warm wet towel and wrap it over for 2 mins, then take it off and continue, oh also mikli should read this, he loves mentions and masturbing and etc.
#278990 - thatnigger (11/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #278993 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
j-just try it.
User avatar #278932 - mikli (11/17/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #278992 - thatnigger (11/17/2013) [-]
You like etc as well? etc is pretty cool.

Food was good. Made myself something really nice.
User avatar #278997 - mikli (11/17/2013) [-]
etc?
User avatar #279001 - thatnigger (11/17/2013) [-]
He said you like mentions and etc. I'm saying I like etc as well, etc is pretty cool.
User avatar #279003 - mikli (11/17/2013) [-]
That was bad and you should feel bad.
#279006 - thatnigger (11/17/2013) [-]
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Was bad, but I found it amusing/
User avatar #278937 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
don't ever question me, just do it!
#278884 - hiyorin (11/17/2013) [-]
It's not that unpleasant, actually.
#278890 - thatnigger (11/17/2013) [-]
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I-I'm pretty sure it's that unpleasant. Maybe because I'd lived in the middle east for ages and I'm used to heat.
#278870 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
Why do you know I masturbate with my window open...?
#278872 - igenatius (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm the window cleaner.
#278878 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
We don't have a window clea-
#278864 - the one and only (11/17/2013) [-]
There there, I'm sick too, missed out on 3 days of gyming, I feel so weak.

I know that feel.
#278862 - thatnigger (11/17/2013) [-]
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I've never actually been suck, heard it is pretty sick though.

Get well soon.
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#4109 - igenatius (11/17/2013) [-]
<3
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#4107 - igenatius (11/17/2013) [-]
aight thanks
it really means a lot
#4108 - tanabata (11/17/2013) [-]
Don't mind, don't mind. I know I've barely been useful. Things like this have to be talked about, not texted. And keep in mind that I love you~!
#4109 - igenatius (11/17/2013) [-]
<3
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#3312 - tanabata ONLINE (09/01/2013) [+] (15 replies)
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Listen up. This is the hottest hentai of all time. Nothing can beat it. Here is how you watch it. This is the order.

1) Rin x Sen: Hakudaku Onna Kyoushi to Yaroudomo
This is the first from the series. 2 episodes about teachers being ****** . Its a bit dull and generic, and the art isn't anything special but its worth watching to watch the others.

2) Ran->Sem: Hakudaku Delmo Tsuma no Miira Tori
This is where things get hot. 2 more episodes. The story has nothing to do with the first. This is about two sisters getting ****** . The plot is great and the art is amazing! This is one of the best hentai out there.

3) Rin x Sen + Ran -> Sem: Cross Mix
This is the greatest hentai of all time. Once again 2 episodes. This is the last in the series and mixes both of the prequels into one. Same characters in the same setting, and the sex scenes are all 10/10. This will make you cum oceans.
#5917 - jettom (11/17/2014) [-]
One thing lead to another.
I'm downloading your favorite anime to watch it on the train today.
What am I in for?
User avatar #5919 to #5917 - tanabata ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
Well?
User avatar #5920 to #5919 - jettom (6 hours ago) [-]
Oda Nobuna
#5918 to #5917 - tanabata ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
Steins;Gate or my previous favorite Oda Nobuna?
User avatar #5914 - adunsaveme (11/14/2014) [-]
le stoned tanabata face
#5915 to #5914 - tanabata ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
Bruh, I smoke cute girls erry day.
#5911 - maxmekker ONLINE (11/09/2014) [-]
Kawaii princess channels Yeezy into the anime dimension
Enjoy.
User avatar #5912 to #5911 - tanabata ONLINE (11/09/2014) [-]
Seen it.
User avatar #5913 to #5912 - maxmekker ONLINE (11/09/2014) [-]
awwww...
#5907 - hsm (11/05/2014) [-]
How've you been mang, haven't seen you posting hentai your research material lately.
#5908 to #5907 - tanabata ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
It's horrible. I'm busy with school almost all day, every day. And when I'm not I just don't have enough alone time for myself. Haven't seen anime in a month, and barely any hentai.
#5909 to #5908 - hsm (11/05/2014) [-]
woah man sounds tough. I just got done with exams myself. Hang in there ***** . Btw, what are you doing in school?
#5910 to #5909 - tanabata ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
A whole lot of chemistry and microbiology. I feel super dirty every time I'm there. All we need now is some radioactivity. That would completely the experience.
#5900 - cosmicapprentice (10/27/2014) [-]
**cosmicapprentice hugs tanabata**
#5901 to #5900 - tanabata ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
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User avatar #5902 to #5901 - cosmicapprentice (10/27/2014) [-]
That's some pretty hardcore hugging!

How are you today?~
#5903 to #5902 - tanabata ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
Pretty good. Came back from school a few minutes ago, ate like a pig, listening to music now. What about you~?
#5904 to #5903 - cosmicapprentice (10/27/2014) [-]
How was school? what are you listening to?
Same here, listening to music and reading a manga, chillin' at a friend's house, being semi-asleep on his couch, it's still night here so I could fall asleep any time, though I don't really feel like sleeping since I've been having bad dreams recently.
#5905 to #5904 - tanabata ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
School was pretty bad, as usual. Listening to folk metal.
I can't relate to you. Whenever I have nightmares they're either only once in a long period of time or I forget them as soon as I wake up. My usual dreams are wet dreams~
User avatar #5906 to #5905 - cosmicapprentice (10/27/2014) [-]
Sangre De Muerdago - Onde As Almas Van A Morrer School is always bad. Oh, I don't listen to folk metal, but have some folk if you like folk, you like folk don't you?
Oh, I've been a little paranoid about my dreams lately, nothing that will last though, I usually get like this once in a while where I completely stop sleeping or I don't sleep at all. Wet dreams, as expected of you, it's been quite some time since I don't have a wet dream.
#5897 - animethumbs (10/24/2014) [-]
Hey Tana, what's your opinions on anime remixes?

Slice The Snake (Madeon x Monogatari) Tomadoi Mischief | Mikakunin de Shinkoukei x Tame Impala
#5898 to #5897 - tanabata ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
I generally enjoy them but only listen to em' when I have nothing better to do.

I prefer more extreme remixes like this: Joshi-Rock-U
#5899 to #5898 - animethumbs (10/24/2014) [-]
Nice. I'm actually looking into starting a thing with anime remixes, but I kind of want to get a general consensus if it's appreciated or not.

Not gonna lie, that was a pretty great ride. Love it when the remixes take a less serious note, and simply do it for the **** of it.
#5896 - psychadelicace ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
I see that your mascot is Alleyne
#5894 - Rei ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #5893 - saltyfries (09/30/2014) [-]
hey ***** what I do? why the remove?
User avatar #5881 - niimajneb ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
I bear bad news, my lord. My computer got ****** during the move to uni and I lost all my shiet. Uni internet is too **** to download anything so I'll have to resort to streaming
User avatar #5882 to #5881 - tanabata ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Streaming is good too. Use kissanime
User avatar #5883 to #5882 - niimajneb ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
I did before I started downloading.
User avatar #5877 - tanabata ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Newbrony? What brings you to my humble adobe?
#5878 to #5877 - newbrony (09/28/2014) [-]
Definitely not the sticky or anything.

Busted
#5879 to #5878 - tanabata ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
I knew it was a good idea to sticky it~

That's a panel from Wakabayashi Toshiya's 4-koma Collection, right? So much cuteness in it~
#5880 to #5879 - newbrony (09/28/2014) [-]
Number one source of cuteness and reaction images.
#5865 - tanabata ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
I KNOW YOU'RE HIDING, IAMDUSK!
#5867 to #5866 - tanabata ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Maaaaan. 3D girls are **** , eh?
#5869 to #5868 - tanabata ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Can you believe it? Miki hates Nico? What a fag, right?
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#5870 to #5869 - iamdusk (09/28/2014) [-]
wow mikli can you not
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#5874 to #5873 - iamdusk (09/28/2014) [-]
Nico or bust
Nico or bust
#5875 to #5874 - tanabata ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Nico is love.
Nico is life.
#5876 to #5875 - iamdusk (09/28/2014) [-]
Nico is love life
Nico is love life
#5863 - Rei ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Thought you'd like this
#5864 to #5863 - tanabata ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Asuka too cute~!
#5861 - animethumbs (09/24/2014) [-]
In all seriousness though, you're a chill dude. Don't be letting some fags on /anime/ getting the best of you, just cause they think they're some hot **** by opposing your ideas through a ******* computer.
#5859 - mikli ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
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#5860 to #5859 - mikli ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
comparing quality
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User avatar #5858 - ugottanked (09/15/2014) [-]
Yo
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#5855 - Rei ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
it's broken
#5856 to #5855 - Rei ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
wait what?
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