Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

tanabata    

Rank #1177 on Comments
tanabata Avatar Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Offline
Send mail to tanabata Block tanabata Invite tanabata to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Interests: Anime
Date Signed Up:8/20/2012
Last Login:9/02/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5856
Comment Ranking:#1177
Highest Content Rank:#271
Highest Comment Rank:#213
Content Thumbs: 22521 total,  26450 ,  3929
Comment Thumbs: 20211 total,  22220 ,  2009
Content Level Progress: 48.8% (488/1000)
Level 222 Content: Mind Blower → Level 223 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 10.7% (107/1000)
Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 321 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:14
Content Views:1160851
Times Content Favorited:1941 times
Total Comments Made:21430
FJ Points:64697
Favorite Tags: Anime (3) | God (2)
I like anime.

latest user's comments

#1021671 - I've been doing that a lot lately, haven't I? I need to let so…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1021768 - alhiniath (08/14/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/anime/726617#726617 Nothing beats this old glorious thing
User avatar #1021676 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021665 - Silly me~ 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1021635 - Picture 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1021625 - I'd take it over building construction.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1021626 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
I wouldnt
#1021618 - This is how I imagine yibdiy  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1021627 - yibdiy (08/14/2014) [-]
Well, kinda. Although I don't have such faggy hair.
#1021612 - Its easier than lifting tons every day and constructing buildi…  [+] (26 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1021621 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
and no
not an actual skirt
it's a figure of speech
I dont wear skirts
User avatar #1021628 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
that has yet to be proven
#1021633 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021615 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
Physically yeah
Mentally is a whole nother story
the fucking pressure of 40 kids pulling your skirt, wanting food, needing water, asking what your goddamn name is for the umpteenth time that day
hooooly shit I hate kindergartens
User avatar #1021638 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
OH shit, like this one time, when my younger brother was like 5, my older brother was teaching him math and shit, and he asked what's 15 plus 15 and he answered 30 and then he asked "then what's the half of 30" and my younger brother couldn't figure out and my other brother started yelling and shit for like 10 minutes and i was laughing my ass off and my brother was crying, it was hilarious.
User avatar #1021654 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, he didn't figure it out, we gave up.
User avatar #1021646 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
"PUUUUUUTO"
"PUTO PUTO"
User avatar #1021649 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Nah, no swears, he was 5, just yelling "HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?" and "IT"S RIGHT THERE, THINK THINK" and the like.
User avatar #1021651 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
NO ERA PENAL
NO ERA PENAL
User avatar #1021662 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
what day are we on?
#1021652 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021658 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021642 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Thinking about it that's kind of mean but it's still pretty funny in my head.
User avatar #1021643 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #1021644 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
So yeah, that's why i'd be a terrible teacher, I use the hard way teaching method, if you can't get it the easy way then you're going to figure it out the hard way, and that shit don't fly in this age.
User avatar #1021655 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
The polarity strikes again.
#1021659 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021660 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #1021656 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
The what
User avatar #1021657 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
Ain't that a word? You know, when something is the opposite of another thing, it's a polarity?
User avatar #1021634 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
mikli confirmed for kawaii
#1021637 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm amazing
but this thread is Tana's glory
User avatar #1021630 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
I can't even handle trying to teach my younger brother something for 5 minutes because i end up yelling him that he's stupid and storming off.
User avatar #1021632 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
My mom used to run a daycare
I have seen some shit
User avatar #1021625 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
I'd take it over building construction.
User avatar #1021626 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
I wouldnt
#1021606 - I'm not even a Adam Sandler fan... And I keep getting compared…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1021622 - charac (08/14/2014) [-]
Maybe it's because you're a fucking joke I'm sorry I diddn't mean it but I couldn't resist
#1021602 - Most jobs are this way though. Here women do the easy work and…  [+] (28 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1021607 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
If you think taking care of kids is easy you really need to reconsider your life
User avatar #1021612 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Its easier than lifting tons every day and constructing buildings, I would assume.
User avatar #1021621 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
and no
not an actual skirt
it's a figure of speech
I dont wear skirts
User avatar #1021628 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
that has yet to be proven
#1021633 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021615 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
Physically yeah
Mentally is a whole nother story
the fucking pressure of 40 kids pulling your skirt, wanting food, needing water, asking what your goddamn name is for the umpteenth time that day
hooooly shit I hate kindergartens
User avatar #1021638 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
OH shit, like this one time, when my younger brother was like 5, my older brother was teaching him math and shit, and he asked what's 15 plus 15 and he answered 30 and then he asked "then what's the half of 30" and my younger brother couldn't figure out and my other brother started yelling and shit for like 10 minutes and i was laughing my ass off and my brother was crying, it was hilarious.
User avatar #1021654 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, he didn't figure it out, we gave up.
User avatar #1021646 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
"PUUUUUUTO"
"PUTO PUTO"
User avatar #1021649 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Nah, no swears, he was 5, just yelling "HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?" and "IT"S RIGHT THERE, THINK THINK" and the like.
User avatar #1021651 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
NO ERA PENAL
NO ERA PENAL
User avatar #1021662 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
what day are we on?
#1021652 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021658 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021642 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Thinking about it that's kind of mean but it's still pretty funny in my head.
User avatar #1021643 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #1021644 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
So yeah, that's why i'd be a terrible teacher, I use the hard way teaching method, if you can't get it the easy way then you're going to figure it out the hard way, and that shit don't fly in this age.
User avatar #1021655 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
The polarity strikes again.
#1021659 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021660 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #1021656 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
The what
User avatar #1021657 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
Ain't that a word? You know, when something is the opposite of another thing, it's a polarity?
User avatar #1021634 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
mikli confirmed for kawaii
#1021637 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm amazing
but this thread is Tana's glory
User avatar #1021630 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
I can't even handle trying to teach my younger brother something for 5 minutes because i end up yelling him that he's stupid and storming off.
User avatar #1021632 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
My mom used to run a daycare
I have seen some shit
User avatar #1021625 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
I'd take it over building construction.
User avatar #1021626 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
I wouldnt
#1021591 - Heyheyheyhey. I'm just looking out for the next generation. Tr… 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1021586 - They don't hire males here. I would have already signed up if …  [+] (39 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +2
User avatar #1021601 - charac (08/14/2014) [-]
That's kinda bullshit. Having someone to talk to who from either gender is very good for little children.
Also some things you say could come straight from an Adam Sandler movie
User avatar #1021606 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm not even a Adam Sandler fan... And I keep getting compared to comedians and actors.
User avatar #1021622 - charac (08/14/2014) [-]
Maybe it's because you're a fucking joke I'm sorry I diddn't mean it but I couldn't resist
User avatar #1021600 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
what type of liberal shithole do you live in? you can sue for gender discrimination if they won't hire male's.
User avatar #1021617 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
I thought liberalism is what spread male-female equality, multicultralism and all that "dandy" stuff
User avatar #1021620 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
Pretty much
#1021604 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
Men aren't allowed to wipe kindergartners here anymore because 'omg dey mite raep dem'
I assume it's something of that nature
User avatar #1021602 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Most jobs are this way though. Here women do the easy work and men do the hard work, no exception.
User avatar #1021607 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
If you think taking care of kids is easy you really need to reconsider your life
User avatar #1021612 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Its easier than lifting tons every day and constructing buildings, I would assume.
User avatar #1021621 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
and no
not an actual skirt
it's a figure of speech
I dont wear skirts
User avatar #1021628 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
that has yet to be proven
#1021633 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021615 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
Physically yeah
Mentally is a whole nother story
the fucking pressure of 40 kids pulling your skirt, wanting food, needing water, asking what your goddamn name is for the umpteenth time that day
hooooly shit I hate kindergartens
User avatar #1021638 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
OH shit, like this one time, when my younger brother was like 5, my older brother was teaching him math and shit, and he asked what's 15 plus 15 and he answered 30 and then he asked "then what's the half of 30" and my younger brother couldn't figure out and my other brother started yelling and shit for like 10 minutes and i was laughing my ass off and my brother was crying, it was hilarious.
User avatar #1021654 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, he didn't figure it out, we gave up.
User avatar #1021646 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
"PUUUUUUTO"
"PUTO PUTO"
User avatar #1021649 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Nah, no swears, he was 5, just yelling "HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?" and "IT"S RIGHT THERE, THINK THINK" and the like.
User avatar #1021651 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
NO ERA PENAL
NO ERA PENAL
User avatar #1021662 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
what day are we on?
#1021652 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021658 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021642 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Thinking about it that's kind of mean but it's still pretty funny in my head.
User avatar #1021643 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #1021644 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
So yeah, that's why i'd be a terrible teacher, I use the hard way teaching method, if you can't get it the easy way then you're going to figure it out the hard way, and that shit don't fly in this age.
User avatar #1021655 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
The polarity strikes again.
#1021659 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021660 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #1021656 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
The what
User avatar #1021657 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
Ain't that a word? You know, when something is the opposite of another thing, it's a polarity?
User avatar #1021634 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
mikli confirmed for kawaii
#1021637 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm amazing
but this thread is Tana's glory
User avatar #1021630 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
I can't even handle trying to teach my younger brother something for 5 minutes because i end up yelling him that he's stupid and storming off.
User avatar #1021632 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
My mom used to run a daycare
I have seen some shit
User avatar #1021625 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
I'd take it over building construction.
User avatar #1021626 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
I wouldnt
User avatar #1021593 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
I don't think you could. If you lived in Denmark you'd have to finish high school and then finish four years of a pedagogy course in college.
User avatar #1021588 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
this sounded creepy. Like..really fucking creepy.
User avatar #1021591 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Heyheyheyhey. I'm just looking out for the next generation. Trying to help the youth~
#1021583 - Why do I always derail threads so much?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1021585 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
No idea but you and mikli are experts at it.
User avatar #1021592 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
I don't derail threads

I put them on the right track.
#1021594 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021581 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +3
#1021587 - redclover (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021567 - Woah woah woah, who mentioned anything sexual. I said I want t…  [+] (43 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +3
User avatar #1021582 - charac (08/14/2014) [-]
Have you ever thought about becoming a kindergarten teacher?
User avatar #1021586 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
They don't hire males here. I would have already signed up if I could though, I recently became 18. Fuck my last year in school, I need me some little girls.
User avatar #1021601 - charac (08/14/2014) [-]
That's kinda bullshit. Having someone to talk to who from either gender is very good for little children.
Also some things you say could come straight from an Adam Sandler movie
User avatar #1021606 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm not even a Adam Sandler fan... And I keep getting compared to comedians and actors.
User avatar #1021622 - charac (08/14/2014) [-]
Maybe it's because you're a fucking joke I'm sorry I diddn't mean it but I couldn't resist
User avatar #1021600 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
what type of liberal shithole do you live in? you can sue for gender discrimination if they won't hire male's.
User avatar #1021617 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
I thought liberalism is what spread male-female equality, multicultralism and all that "dandy" stuff
User avatar #1021620 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
Pretty much
#1021604 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
Men aren't allowed to wipe kindergartners here anymore because 'omg dey mite raep dem'
I assume it's something of that nature
User avatar #1021602 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Most jobs are this way though. Here women do the easy work and men do the hard work, no exception.
User avatar #1021607 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
If you think taking care of kids is easy you really need to reconsider your life
User avatar #1021612 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Its easier than lifting tons every day and constructing buildings, I would assume.
User avatar #1021621 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
and no
not an actual skirt
it's a figure of speech
I dont wear skirts
User avatar #1021628 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
that has yet to be proven
#1021633 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021615 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
Physically yeah
Mentally is a whole nother story
the fucking pressure of 40 kids pulling your skirt, wanting food, needing water, asking what your goddamn name is for the umpteenth time that day
hooooly shit I hate kindergartens
User avatar #1021638 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
OH shit, like this one time, when my younger brother was like 5, my older brother was teaching him math and shit, and he asked what's 15 plus 15 and he answered 30 and then he asked "then what's the half of 30" and my younger brother couldn't figure out and my other brother started yelling and shit for like 10 minutes and i was laughing my ass off and my brother was crying, it was hilarious.
User avatar #1021654 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, he didn't figure it out, we gave up.
User avatar #1021646 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
"PUUUUUUTO"
"PUTO PUTO"
User avatar #1021649 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Nah, no swears, he was 5, just yelling "HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?" and "IT"S RIGHT THERE, THINK THINK" and the like.
User avatar #1021651 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
NO ERA PENAL
NO ERA PENAL
User avatar #1021662 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
what day are we on?
#1021652 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021658 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021642 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Thinking about it that's kind of mean but it's still pretty funny in my head.
User avatar #1021643 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #1021644 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
So yeah, that's why i'd be a terrible teacher, I use the hard way teaching method, if you can't get it the easy way then you're going to figure it out the hard way, and that shit don't fly in this age.
User avatar #1021655 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
The polarity strikes again.
#1021659 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021660 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #1021656 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
The what
User avatar #1021657 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
Ain't that a word? You know, when something is the opposite of another thing, it's a polarity?
User avatar #1021634 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
mikli confirmed for kawaii
#1021637 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm amazing
but this thread is Tana's glory
User avatar #1021630 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
I can't even handle trying to teach my younger brother something for 5 minutes because i end up yelling him that he's stupid and storming off.
User avatar #1021632 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
My mom used to run a daycare
I have seen some shit
User avatar #1021625 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
I'd take it over building construction.
User avatar #1021626 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
I wouldnt
User avatar #1021593 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
I don't think you could. If you lived in Denmark you'd have to finish high school and then finish four years of a pedagogy course in college.
User avatar #1021588 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
this sounded creepy. Like..really fucking creepy.
User avatar #1021591 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Heyheyheyhey. I'm just looking out for the next generation. Trying to help the youth~
User avatar #1021572 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
ro·man·ti·cize
rōˈmantəˌsīz,rə-/Submit
verb
deal with or describe in an idealized or unrealistic fashion; make (something) seem better or more appealing than it really is.

I just see them as little people who need guidance
User avatar #1021570 - nomora (08/14/2014) [-]
Believe me, sisters DO NOT like that.
#1021559 - And Mare isn't helping fixing it either! 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1021557 - Yiss. I've wanted a little sister since I was 6 so that might …  [+] (57 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1021682 - fargfive (08/14/2014) [-]
Protip: Don't

Little sisters are emotionally devastating. Earlier this week I realized that someone at some point is going to have sex with my little sister. And she's going to like it.
User avatar #1021787 - TheMather (08/14/2014) [-]
It all depends on how you see it. About a month ago, I met my sister's "not-boyfriends". I popped out of my room for a few seconds, his name was similar to my own so I managed to stutter my own fucking name as I shook his hand and then promptly retreated.
Later I heard from my parents that he way he described our meeting to them was "He didn't beat me up.", at which point I remembered that I don't look like the massive nerd I tend to feel like and the only thing he saw of my room was a pile of carelessly discarded pseudo-weaponry ( a few sheathed knives, a butterfly knife, two air rifles, a disassembled air pistol, a compound bow with arrows and a bayonet saber dating back from WWII. All of which I'd only taken out to keep my hands busy while watching anime. ).
User avatar #1021789 - fargfive (08/14/2014) [-]
My sister's ten and she's already got the makings of a bombshell. And she likes anime.

I will quit college early so that I perform my brotherly duties and beat back filthy weebs with a stick.
User avatar #1021797 - TheMather (08/15/2014) [-]
I actually got to do that once. Well, not literally, the intimidation factor was enough. Just imagine the fear in a 15-year-old nerdy nigger's eyes as a "viking" pulls up on a chopper and says he's been hearing the kid's been making uncouth approaches at his sister.
Never heard anything about that guy since.

My sister looks like a real-life version of Kirino from Oerimo (part of the reason I hated watching that anime), but she's got a good head on her and has inherited her father's liver just like me, so despite the fact that she's one of the more popular 96's in town, there isn't much for me to worry about.
User avatar #1021788 - TheMather (08/14/2014) [-]
*not-boyfriend
Singular, my sister is not a slut.
#1021687 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Don't

Farg, I'm 18. My dad is half-dead and me mum doesn't want sex anymore. I don't think its an option anymore.
#1021694 - fargfive (08/14/2014) [-]
What horrible, backwards country do you live in where you cannot buy small children by the bushel?
User avatar #1021705 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
wait what
User avatar #1021751 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
I think he means adoption.
User avatar #1021752 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Ooooohhhhh
User avatar #1021569 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
heh, that's about the time I actually got a sister. Really nice in the beginning, but grows annoying
User avatar #1021564 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm the youngest of the 5 kids my mom had and i feel that you have a very romanticized idea of what having a little sister is.

That being said i spend my off time as a big brother so you may find the idea of helping kids (in a non sexual way) in that if you ever wanted to feel like a big brother
#1021567 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Woah woah woah, who mentioned anything sexual. I said I want to hug and chase, nothing more. Do you not think little girls are cute and funny? Do you not want to play with them?
User avatar #1021582 - charac (08/14/2014) [-]
Have you ever thought about becoming a kindergarten teacher?
User avatar #1021586 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
They don't hire males here. I would have already signed up if I could though, I recently became 18. Fuck my last year in school, I need me some little girls.
User avatar #1021601 - charac (08/14/2014) [-]
That's kinda bullshit. Having someone to talk to who from either gender is very good for little children.
Also some things you say could come straight from an Adam Sandler movie
User avatar #1021606 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm not even a Adam Sandler fan... And I keep getting compared to comedians and actors.
User avatar #1021622 - charac (08/14/2014) [-]
Maybe it's because you're a fucking joke I'm sorry I diddn't mean it but I couldn't resist
User avatar #1021600 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
what type of liberal shithole do you live in? you can sue for gender discrimination if they won't hire male's.
User avatar #1021617 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
I thought liberalism is what spread male-female equality, multicultralism and all that "dandy" stuff
User avatar #1021620 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
Pretty much
#1021604 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
Men aren't allowed to wipe kindergartners here anymore because 'omg dey mite raep dem'
I assume it's something of that nature
User avatar #1021602 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Most jobs are this way though. Here women do the easy work and men do the hard work, no exception.
User avatar #1021607 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
If you think taking care of kids is easy you really need to reconsider your life
User avatar #1021612 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Its easier than lifting tons every day and constructing buildings, I would assume.
User avatar #1021621 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
and no
not an actual skirt
it's a figure of speech
I dont wear skirts
User avatar #1021628 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
that has yet to be proven
#1021633 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021615 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
Physically yeah
Mentally is a whole nother story
the fucking pressure of 40 kids pulling your skirt, wanting food, needing water, asking what your goddamn name is for the umpteenth time that day
hooooly shit I hate kindergartens
User avatar #1021638 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
OH shit, like this one time, when my younger brother was like 5, my older brother was teaching him math and shit, and he asked what's 15 plus 15 and he answered 30 and then he asked "then what's the half of 30" and my younger brother couldn't figure out and my other brother started yelling and shit for like 10 minutes and i was laughing my ass off and my brother was crying, it was hilarious.
User avatar #1021654 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, he didn't figure it out, we gave up.
User avatar #1021646 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
"PUUUUUUTO"
"PUTO PUTO"
User avatar #1021649 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Nah, no swears, he was 5, just yelling "HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?" and "IT"S RIGHT THERE, THINK THINK" and the like.
User avatar #1021651 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
NO ERA PENAL
NO ERA PENAL
User avatar #1021662 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
what day are we on?
#1021652 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021658 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021642 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Thinking about it that's kind of mean but it's still pretty funny in my head.
User avatar #1021643 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #1021644 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
So yeah, that's why i'd be a terrible teacher, I use the hard way teaching method, if you can't get it the easy way then you're going to figure it out the hard way, and that shit don't fly in this age.
User avatar #1021655 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
The polarity strikes again.
#1021659 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021660 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #1021656 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
The what
User avatar #1021657 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
Ain't that a word? You know, when something is the opposite of another thing, it's a polarity?
User avatar #1021634 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
mikli confirmed for kawaii
#1021637 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm amazing
but this thread is Tana's glory
User avatar #1021630 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
I can't even handle trying to teach my younger brother something for 5 minutes because i end up yelling him that he's stupid and storming off.
User avatar #1021632 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
My mom used to run a daycare
I have seen some shit
User avatar #1021625 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
I'd take it over building construction.
User avatar #1021626 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
I wouldnt
User avatar #1021593 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
I don't think you could. If you lived in Denmark you'd have to finish high school and then finish four years of a pedagogy course in college.
User avatar #1021588 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
this sounded creepy. Like..really fucking creepy.
User avatar #1021591 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Heyheyheyhey. I'm just looking out for the next generation. Trying to help the youth~
User avatar #1021572 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
ro·man·ti·cize
rōˈmantəˌsīz,rə-/Submit
verb
deal with or describe in an idealized or unrealistic fashion; make (something) seem better or more appealing than it really is.

I just see them as little people who need guidance
User avatar #1021570 - nomora (08/14/2014) [-]
Believe me, sisters DO NOT like that.
User avatar #1021563 - nomora (08/14/2014) [-]
They aren't great.
#1021549 - It will never happen.png 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1021546 - Tanabata don't give a damn!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +3
User avatar #1021560 - cosmicapprentice (08/14/2014) [-]
I missed this catchphrase of yours!
#1021543 - I can't read **** : D  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1021547 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021545 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
"Just a heads-up:

The feds ARE monitoring this thread

Sincerely,

The N.S.A
User avatar #1021546 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Tanabata don't give a damn!
User avatar #1021560 - cosmicapprentice (08/14/2014) [-]
I missed this catchphrase of yours!
#1021516 - I'm not even kidding. When I go running through the park and o…  [+] (115 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +17
#1021861 - senjougahara (08/15/2014) [-]
I always miss the fun when im at work.
User avatar #1021802 - ugottanked (08/15/2014) [-]
wut
#1021629 - alleksi (08/14/2014) [-]
Every time you go running and a cute girl appears
#1021589 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
Remind me why we're friends
User avatar #1021573 - redclover (08/14/2014) [-]
I like to read your posts while imagining you look like Louis CK
#1021581 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021587 - redclover (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021568 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Real kids are terrible though, they're disgusting, they're loud, they're annoying, it's shit.
#1021605 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021608 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Oh hey, more MC Punk shit.
User avatar #1021610 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
CM*

Always get that shit backwards
User avatar #1021614 - hsm (08/14/2014) [-]
Main character Punk
User avatar #1021616 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
I was thinking of a rapper but that works too.
User avatar #1021571 - nomora (08/14/2014) [-]
That's how you feel about everyone that isn't you.
User avatar #1021574 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Nah man, i'm the third second oldest out of all my cousins and brothers, this is experience talking, children are the worst.
User avatar #1021577 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Especially little girls.
User avatar #1021584 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
Dno, I have two younger cousins (like 16 and 14) and I can't say I don't love them. Same with my sister, even though she can be annoying. But they definitely get more annoying as they grow.
User avatar #1021590 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Well it's not like I don't love them, I mean they're family, but shit, after a while I just want to smack them real hard in the head so they shut up, almost all of them are under 10 years old too so shit, I can't even look at them harshly without people yelling at me.
User avatar #1021595 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
ooooh, fuck. You're right.When there are more of them around the same age..it's the fucking worst. Especially under 10. I know how that feels. When there's only 1 smaller fucker, it's alright. 2 of them kinda works too, but it gets a bad and they become very disobedient. Now when there's 3+ of them, that's HELL on Earth
User avatar #1021597 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Luckily they all live far away from my house so there's never more than 2 at a time.
User avatar #1021599 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
when my sister and her 15 years old cousin get together, it's hell for me, so even 2 can be dangerous.

It was especially the worst when both of them were under 13 or so
User avatar #1021576 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
-third
#1021583 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Why do I always derail threads so much?
#1021585 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
No idea but you and mikli are experts at it.
User avatar #1021592 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
I don't derail threads

I put them on the right track.
#1021594 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021566 - cosmicapprentice (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021561 - andyyy (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021558 - nomora (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021559 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
And Mare isn't helping fixing it either!
User avatar #1021556 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
Were you a single child?
User avatar #1021557 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Yiss. I've wanted a little sister since I was 6 so that might be the problem.
#1021682 - fargfive (08/14/2014) [-]
Protip: Don't

Little sisters are emotionally devastating. Earlier this week I realized that someone at some point is going to have sex with my little sister. And she's going to like it.
User avatar #1021787 - TheMather (08/14/2014) [-]
It all depends on how you see it. About a month ago, I met my sister's "not-boyfriends". I popped out of my room for a few seconds, his name was similar to my own so I managed to stutter my own fucking name as I shook his hand and then promptly retreated.
Later I heard from my parents that he way he described our meeting to them was "He didn't beat me up.", at which point I remembered that I don't look like the massive nerd I tend to feel like and the only thing he saw of my room was a pile of carelessly discarded pseudo-weaponry ( a few sheathed knives, a butterfly knife, two air rifles, a disassembled air pistol, a compound bow with arrows and a bayonet saber dating back from WWII. All of which I'd only taken out to keep my hands busy while watching anime. ).
User avatar #1021789 - fargfive (08/14/2014) [-]
My sister's ten and she's already got the makings of a bombshell. And she likes anime.

I will quit college early so that I perform my brotherly duties and beat back filthy weebs with a stick.
User avatar #1021797 - TheMather (08/15/2014) [-]
I actually got to do that once. Well, not literally, the intimidation factor was enough. Just imagine the fear in a 15-year-old nerdy nigger's eyes as a "viking" pulls up on a chopper and says he's been hearing the kid's been making uncouth approaches at his sister.
Never heard anything about that guy since.

My sister looks like a real-life version of Kirino from Oerimo (part of the reason I hated watching that anime), but she's got a good head on her and has inherited her father's liver just like me, so despite the fact that she's one of the more popular 96's in town, there isn't much for me to worry about.
User avatar #1021788 - TheMather (08/14/2014) [-]
*not-boyfriend
Singular, my sister is not a slut.
#1021687 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Don't

Farg, I'm 18. My dad is half-dead and me mum doesn't want sex anymore. I don't think its an option anymore.
#1021694 - fargfive (08/14/2014) [-]
What horrible, backwards country do you live in where you cannot buy small children by the bushel?
User avatar #1021705 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
wait what
User avatar #1021751 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
I think he means adoption.
User avatar #1021752 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Ooooohhhhh
User avatar #1021569 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
heh, that's about the time I actually got a sister. Really nice in the beginning, but grows annoying
User avatar #1021564 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm the youngest of the 5 kids my mom had and i feel that you have a very romanticized idea of what having a little sister is.

That being said i spend my off time as a big brother so you may find the idea of helping kids (in a non sexual way) in that if you ever wanted to feel like a big brother
#1021567 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Woah woah woah, who mentioned anything sexual. I said I want to hug and chase, nothing more. Do you not think little girls are cute and funny? Do you not want to play with them?
User avatar #1021582 - charac (08/14/2014) [-]
Have you ever thought about becoming a kindergarten teacher?
User avatar #1021586 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
They don't hire males here. I would have already signed up if I could though, I recently became 18. Fuck my last year in school, I need me some little girls.
User avatar #1021601 - charac (08/14/2014) [-]
That's kinda bullshit. Having someone to talk to who from either gender is very good for little children.
Also some things you say could come straight from an Adam Sandler movie
User avatar #1021606 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm not even a Adam Sandler fan... And I keep getting compared to comedians and actors.
User avatar #1021622 - charac (08/14/2014) [-]
Maybe it's because you're a fucking joke I'm sorry I diddn't mean it but I couldn't resist
User avatar #1021600 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
what type of liberal shithole do you live in? you can sue for gender discrimination if they won't hire male's.
User avatar #1021617 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
I thought liberalism is what spread male-female equality, multicultralism and all that "dandy" stuff
User avatar #1021620 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
Pretty much
#1021604 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
Men aren't allowed to wipe kindergartners here anymore because 'omg dey mite raep dem'
I assume it's something of that nature
User avatar #1021602 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Most jobs are this way though. Here women do the easy work and men do the hard work, no exception.
User avatar #1021607 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
If you think taking care of kids is easy you really need to reconsider your life
User avatar #1021612 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Its easier than lifting tons every day and constructing buildings, I would assume.
User avatar #1021621 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
and no
not an actual skirt
it's a figure of speech
I dont wear skirts
User avatar #1021628 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
that has yet to be proven
#1021633 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021615 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
Physically yeah
Mentally is a whole nother story
the fucking pressure of 40 kids pulling your skirt, wanting food, needing water, asking what your goddamn name is for the umpteenth time that day
hooooly shit I hate kindergartens
User avatar #1021638 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
OH shit, like this one time, when my younger brother was like 5, my older brother was teaching him math and shit, and he asked what's 15 plus 15 and he answered 30 and then he asked "then what's the half of 30" and my younger brother couldn't figure out and my other brother started yelling and shit for like 10 minutes and i was laughing my ass off and my brother was crying, it was hilarious.
User avatar #1021654 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, he didn't figure it out, we gave up.
User avatar #1021646 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
"PUUUUUUTO"
"PUTO PUTO"
User avatar #1021649 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Nah, no swears, he was 5, just yelling "HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?" and "IT"S RIGHT THERE, THINK THINK" and the like.
User avatar #1021651 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
NO ERA PENAL
NO ERA PENAL
User avatar #1021662 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
what day are we on?
#1021652 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021658 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021642 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Thinking about it that's kind of mean but it's still pretty funny in my head.
User avatar #1021643 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #1021644 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
So yeah, that's why i'd be a terrible teacher, I use the hard way teaching method, if you can't get it the easy way then you're going to figure it out the hard way, and that shit don't fly in this age.
User avatar #1021655 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
The polarity strikes again.
#1021659 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021660 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #1021656 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
The what
User avatar #1021657 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
Ain't that a word? You know, when something is the opposite of another thing, it's a polarity?
User avatar #1021634 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
mikli confirmed for kawaii
#1021637 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm amazing
but this thread is Tana's glory
User avatar #1021630 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
I can't even handle trying to teach my younger brother something for 5 minutes because i end up yelling him that he's stupid and storming off.
User avatar #1021632 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
My mom used to run a daycare
I have seen some shit
User avatar #1021625 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
I'd take it over building construction.
User avatar #1021626 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
I wouldnt
User avatar #1021593 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
I don't think you could. If you lived in Denmark you'd have to finish high school and then finish four years of a pedagogy course in college.
User avatar #1021588 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
this sounded creepy. Like..really fucking creepy.
User avatar #1021591 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Heyheyheyhey. I'm just looking out for the next generation. Trying to help the youth~
User avatar #1021572 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
ro·man·ti·cize
rōˈmantəˌsīz,rə-/Submit
verb
deal with or describe in an idealized or unrealistic fashion; make (something) seem better or more appealing than it really is.

I just see them as little people who need guidance
User avatar #1021570 - nomora (08/14/2014) [-]
Believe me, sisters DO NOT like that.
User avatar #1021563 - nomora (08/14/2014) [-]
They aren't great.
User avatar #1021553 - alhiniath (08/14/2014) [-]
I hope that's fatherly/elder brother love, otherwise. Seek help, because right now. You are seeking misery.
#1021542 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021552 - anonymous (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021543 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
I can't read shit
: D
#1021547 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021545 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
"Just a heads-up:

The feds ARE monitoring this thread

Sincerely,

The N.S.A
User avatar #1021546 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Tanabata don't give a damn!
User avatar #1021560 - cosmicapprentice (08/14/2014) [-]
I missed this catchphrase of yours!
#1021541 - smuglurker (08/14/2014) [-]
Aw yeah nigga, also I bet ders a doujin with dis scenario dat I hav not found yet, I will be back
User avatar #1021538 - herecomesjohnny (08/14/2014) [-]
stay away from my daughterus
User avatar #1021539 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
stay away from my status updates
#1021544 - herecomesjohnny (08/14/2014) [-]
could james joyce stay away from poetry?
User avatar #1021578 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
yes and it was called death
#1021536 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
Just no.

Thanks god I can only feel fatherly love for little girls
User avatar #1021537 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
father/older brother*
#1021535 - cptsweatpants (08/14/2014) [-]
Whoah there buddy, let's take the crazy down a notch, shall we?
User avatar #1021533 - yibdiy (08/14/2014) [-]
You would love the situation I was in a few days ago. I was swimming and there was an authentic asian loli. One piece swimsuit and all. She swam almost as fast as I did, that little bitch.
#1021562 - cptsweatpants (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm a little worried about that "almost"...
#1021618 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
This is how I imagine yibdiy
User avatar #1021627 - yibdiy (08/14/2014) [-]
Well, kinda. Although I don't have such faggy hair.
User avatar #1021565 - yibdiy (08/14/2014) [-]
I realized how it sounded only after I hit reply...

I meant I was swimming and she, the little girl, while I'm a grown ass man (well 19, but whatever), swam close behind me without falling back. It really hurt my ego. Sure, I already swam over 1km by that time, but she's still a little girl and I'm an adult guy damn it.
#1021530 - yusay (08/14/2014) [-]
You need help, man.
User avatar #1021528 - hasai (08/14/2014) [-]
Seek help.
User avatar #1021527 - jakeandhistoe (08/14/2014) [-]
Is it bad to say that this really doesn't surprise me one bit?
#1021523 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021522 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
>going for 3dpd
#1021508 - Well, duh.  [+] (117 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1021516 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm not even kidding. When I go running through the park and on the beach I see plenty of cute little girls, some even with twintails, and I think how awesome it would be if I could hug them.

Sometimes they're playing and running around and if I'm running behind a girl it feels like I'm chasing her and it really excites and pumps me up.
#1021861 - senjougahara (08/15/2014) [-]
I always miss the fun when im at work.
User avatar #1021802 - ugottanked (08/15/2014) [-]
wut
#1021629 - alleksi (08/14/2014) [-]
Every time you go running and a cute girl appears
#1021589 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
Remind me why we're friends
User avatar #1021573 - redclover (08/14/2014) [-]
I like to read your posts while imagining you look like Louis CK
#1021581 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021587 - redclover (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021568 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Real kids are terrible though, they're disgusting, they're loud, they're annoying, it's shit.
#1021605 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021608 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Oh hey, more MC Punk shit.
User avatar #1021610 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
CM*

Always get that shit backwards
User avatar #1021614 - hsm (08/14/2014) [-]
Main character Punk
User avatar #1021616 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
I was thinking of a rapper but that works too.
User avatar #1021571 - nomora (08/14/2014) [-]
That's how you feel about everyone that isn't you.
User avatar #1021574 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Nah man, i'm the third second oldest out of all my cousins and brothers, this is experience talking, children are the worst.
User avatar #1021577 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Especially little girls.
User avatar #1021584 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
Dno, I have two younger cousins (like 16 and 14) and I can't say I don't love them. Same with my sister, even though she can be annoying. But they definitely get more annoying as they grow.
User avatar #1021590 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Well it's not like I don't love them, I mean they're family, but shit, after a while I just want to smack them real hard in the head so they shut up, almost all of them are under 10 years old too so shit, I can't even look at them harshly without people yelling at me.
User avatar #1021595 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
ooooh, fuck. You're right.When there are more of them around the same age..it's the fucking worst. Especially under 10. I know how that feels. When there's only 1 smaller fucker, it's alright. 2 of them kinda works too, but it gets a bad and they become very disobedient. Now when there's 3+ of them, that's HELL on Earth
User avatar #1021597 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Luckily they all live far away from my house so there's never more than 2 at a time.
User avatar #1021599 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
when my sister and her 15 years old cousin get together, it's hell for me, so even 2 can be dangerous.

It was especially the worst when both of them were under 13 or so
User avatar #1021576 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
-third
#1021583 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Why do I always derail threads so much?
#1021585 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
No idea but you and mikli are experts at it.
User avatar #1021592 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
I don't derail threads

I put them on the right track.
#1021594 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021566 - cosmicapprentice (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021561 - andyyy (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021558 - nomora (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021559 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
And Mare isn't helping fixing it either!
User avatar #1021556 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
Were you a single child?
User avatar #1021557 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Yiss. I've wanted a little sister since I was 6 so that might be the problem.
#1021682 - fargfive (08/14/2014) [-]
Protip: Don't

Little sisters are emotionally devastating. Earlier this week I realized that someone at some point is going to have sex with my little sister. And she's going to like it.
User avatar #1021787 - TheMather (08/14/2014) [-]
It all depends on how you see it. About a month ago, I met my sister's "not-boyfriends". I popped out of my room for a few seconds, his name was similar to my own so I managed to stutter my own fucking name as I shook his hand and then promptly retreated.
Later I heard from my parents that he way he described our meeting to them was "He didn't beat me up.", at which point I remembered that I don't look like the massive nerd I tend to feel like and the only thing he saw of my room was a pile of carelessly discarded pseudo-weaponry ( a few sheathed knives, a butterfly knife, two air rifles, a disassembled air pistol, a compound bow with arrows and a bayonet saber dating back from WWII. All of which I'd only taken out to keep my hands busy while watching anime. ).
User avatar #1021789 - fargfive (08/14/2014) [-]
My sister's ten and she's already got the makings of a bombshell. And she likes anime.

I will quit college early so that I perform my brotherly duties and beat back filthy weebs with a stick.
User avatar #1021797 - TheMather (08/15/2014) [-]
I actually got to do that once. Well, not literally, the intimidation factor was enough. Just imagine the fear in a 15-year-old nerdy nigger's eyes as a "viking" pulls up on a chopper and says he's been hearing the kid's been making uncouth approaches at his sister.
Never heard anything about that guy since.

My sister looks like a real-life version of Kirino from Oerimo (part of the reason I hated watching that anime), but she's got a good head on her and has inherited her father's liver just like me, so despite the fact that she's one of the more popular 96's in town, there isn't much for me to worry about.
User avatar #1021788 - TheMather (08/14/2014) [-]
*not-boyfriend
Singular, my sister is not a slut.
#1021687 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Don't

Farg, I'm 18. My dad is half-dead and me mum doesn't want sex anymore. I don't think its an option anymore.
#1021694 - fargfive (08/14/2014) [-]
What horrible, backwards country do you live in where you cannot buy small children by the bushel?
User avatar #1021705 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
wait what
User avatar #1021751 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
I think he means adoption.
User avatar #1021752 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Ooooohhhhh
User avatar #1021569 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
heh, that's about the time I actually got a sister. Really nice in the beginning, but grows annoying
User avatar #1021564 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm the youngest of the 5 kids my mom had and i feel that you have a very romanticized idea of what having a little sister is.

That being said i spend my off time as a big brother so you may find the idea of helping kids (in a non sexual way) in that if you ever wanted to feel like a big brother
#1021567 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Woah woah woah, who mentioned anything sexual. I said I want to hug and chase, nothing more. Do you not think little girls are cute and funny? Do you not want to play with them?
User avatar #1021582 - charac (08/14/2014) [-]
Have you ever thought about becoming a kindergarten teacher?
User avatar #1021586 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
They don't hire males here. I would have already signed up if I could though, I recently became 18. Fuck my last year in school, I need me some little girls.
User avatar #1021601 - charac (08/14/2014) [-]
That's kinda bullshit. Having someone to talk to who from either gender is very good for little children.
Also some things you say could come straight from an Adam Sandler movie
User avatar #1021606 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm not even a Adam Sandler fan... And I keep getting compared to comedians and actors.
User avatar #1021622 - charac (08/14/2014) [-]
Maybe it's because you're a fucking joke I'm sorry I diddn't mean it but I couldn't resist
User avatar #1021600 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
what type of liberal shithole do you live in? you can sue for gender discrimination if they won't hire male's.
User avatar #1021617 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
I thought liberalism is what spread male-female equality, multicultralism and all that "dandy" stuff
User avatar #1021620 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
Pretty much
#1021604 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
Men aren't allowed to wipe kindergartners here anymore because 'omg dey mite raep dem'
I assume it's something of that nature
User avatar #1021602 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Most jobs are this way though. Here women do the easy work and men do the hard work, no exception.
User avatar #1021607 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
If you think taking care of kids is easy you really need to reconsider your life
User avatar #1021612 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Its easier than lifting tons every day and constructing buildings, I would assume.
User avatar #1021621 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
and no
not an actual skirt
it's a figure of speech
I dont wear skirts
User avatar #1021628 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
that has yet to be proven
#1021633 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021615 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
Physically yeah
Mentally is a whole nother story
the fucking pressure of 40 kids pulling your skirt, wanting food, needing water, asking what your goddamn name is for the umpteenth time that day
hooooly shit I hate kindergartens
User avatar #1021638 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
OH shit, like this one time, when my younger brother was like 5, my older brother was teaching him math and shit, and he asked what's 15 plus 15 and he answered 30 and then he asked "then what's the half of 30" and my younger brother couldn't figure out and my other brother started yelling and shit for like 10 minutes and i was laughing my ass off and my brother was crying, it was hilarious.
User avatar #1021654 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, he didn't figure it out, we gave up.
User avatar #1021646 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
"PUUUUUUTO"
"PUTO PUTO"
User avatar #1021649 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Nah, no swears, he was 5, just yelling "HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?" and "IT"S RIGHT THERE, THINK THINK" and the like.
User avatar #1021651 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
NO ERA PENAL
NO ERA PENAL
User avatar #1021662 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
what day are we on?
#1021652 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021658 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021642 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
Thinking about it that's kind of mean but it's still pretty funny in my head.
User avatar #1021643 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #1021644 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
So yeah, that's why i'd be a terrible teacher, I use the hard way teaching method, if you can't get it the easy way then you're going to figure it out the hard way, and that shit don't fly in this age.
User avatar #1021655 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
The polarity strikes again.
#1021659 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021660 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #1021656 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
The what
User avatar #1021657 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
Ain't that a word? You know, when something is the opposite of another thing, it's a polarity?
User avatar #1021634 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
mikli confirmed for kawaii
#1021637 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm amazing
but this thread is Tana's glory
User avatar #1021630 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
I can't even handle trying to teach my younger brother something for 5 minutes because i end up yelling him that he's stupid and storming off.
User avatar #1021632 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
My mom used to run a daycare
I have seen some shit
User avatar #1021625 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
I'd take it over building construction.
User avatar #1021626 - mikli (08/14/2014) [-]
I wouldnt
User avatar #1021593 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
I don't think you could. If you lived in Denmark you'd have to finish high school and then finish four years of a pedagogy course in college.
User avatar #1021588 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
this sounded creepy. Like..really fucking creepy.
User avatar #1021591 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Heyheyheyhey. I'm just looking out for the next generation. Trying to help the youth~
User avatar #1021572 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
ro·man·ti·cize
rōˈmantəˌsīz,rə-/Submit
verb
deal with or describe in an idealized or unrealistic fashion; make (something) seem better or more appealing than it really is.

I just see them as little people who need guidance
User avatar #1021570 - nomora (08/14/2014) [-]
Believe me, sisters DO NOT like that.
User avatar #1021563 - nomora (08/14/2014) [-]
They aren't great.
User avatar #1021553 - alhiniath (08/14/2014) [-]
I hope that's fatherly/elder brother love, otherwise. Seek help, because right now. You are seeking misery.
#1021542 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021552 - anonymous (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021543 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
I can't read shit
: D
#1021547 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021545 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
"Just a heads-up:

The feds ARE monitoring this thread

Sincerely,

The N.S.A
User avatar #1021546 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Tanabata don't give a damn!
User avatar #1021560 - cosmicapprentice (08/14/2014) [-]
I missed this catchphrase of yours!
#1021541 - smuglurker (08/14/2014) [-]
Aw yeah nigga, also I bet ders a doujin with dis scenario dat I hav not found yet, I will be back
User avatar #1021538 - herecomesjohnny (08/14/2014) [-]
stay away from my daughterus
User avatar #1021539 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
stay away from my status updates
#1021544 - herecomesjohnny (08/14/2014) [-]
could james joyce stay away from poetry?
User avatar #1021578 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
yes and it was called death
#1021536 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
Just no.

Thanks god I can only feel fatherly love for little girls
User avatar #1021537 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
father/older brother*
#1021535 - cptsweatpants (08/14/2014) [-]
Whoah there buddy, let's take the crazy down a notch, shall we?
User avatar #1021533 - yibdiy (08/14/2014) [-]
You would love the situation I was in a few days ago. I was swimming and there was an authentic asian loli. One piece swimsuit and all. She swam almost as fast as I did, that little bitch.
#1021562 - cptsweatpants (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm a little worried about that "almost"...
#1021618 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
This is how I imagine yibdiy
User avatar #1021627 - yibdiy (08/14/2014) [-]
Well, kinda. Although I don't have such faggy hair.
User avatar #1021565 - yibdiy (08/14/2014) [-]
I realized how it sounded only after I hit reply...

I meant I was swimming and she, the little girl, while I'm a grown ass man (well 19, but whatever), swam close behind me without falling back. It really hurt my ego. Sure, I already swam over 1km by that time, but she's still a little girl and I'm an adult guy damn it.
#1021530 - yusay (08/14/2014) [-]
You need help, man.
User avatar #1021528 - hasai (08/14/2014) [-]
Seek help.
User avatar #1021527 - jakeandhistoe (08/14/2014) [-]
Is it bad to say that this really doesn't surprise me one bit?
#1021523 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
#1021522 - danield (08/14/2014) [-]
>going for 3dpd
User avatar #1021511 - ponanon (08/14/2014) [-]
#Banime2014
#1021453 - I ain't clicking any short links until someone confirms their safety!  [+] (7 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +2
User avatar #1021499 - Rei (08/14/2014) [-]
It's not
User avatar #1021461 - yibdiy (08/14/2014) [-]
It's safe, alleksi can confirm, he was there some minutes ago.
User avatar #1021455 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
Wrap a concom around your computer and you should be safe from all sorts of vira.
#1021457 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
>concom
#1021459 - ryomanagare (08/14/2014) [-]
It's a special type of condom made specifically made for computers

Hence, Concom
#1021460 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
Nice save.
#1021476 - ryomanagare (08/14/2014) [-]
Saving people is what I do
#201 - **** ***** ! That's a guy! 08/14/2014 on klina's profile 0
#12 - Don't worry, you're right. 08/14/2014 on true peace 0
#1021402 - Nein.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1021406 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
Ja.
User avatar #1021405 - nomora (08/14/2014) [-]
Good man
#1021399 - No, but the sentence itself sounds so... good.  [+] (33 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1021408 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
>not drinking
tana..
User avatar #1021413 - nomora (08/14/2014) [-]
He's prolonging his life by not drinking so he can do more hentai
User avatar #1021409 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
alcohol is humanity's friend
people were drinking alcohol 5 thousand years ago
and they are still drinking it now
alcohol is humanity's friend
User avatar #1021414 - yibdiy (08/14/2014) [-]
The people who were drinking alcohol 5 thousand years ago are dead now though, aren't they?

Not drinking: 1
Drinking: 0
User avatar #1021422 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
and people will be drinking alcohol 5 thousand years from now on
User avatar #1021424 - yibdiy (08/14/2014) [-]
Maybe
User avatar #1021431 - nomora (08/14/2014) [-]
But the people 5k years from now aren't alive, meaning they are technically dead
User avatar #1021415 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
But the people alive right now that are drinking are more alive than the people not drinking 5000 years ago.
User avatar #1021416 - yibdiy (08/14/2014) [-]
Yeah... for now.
#1021412 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1021420 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
10/10
didn't see this one before
User avatar #1021410 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
Can I abandon a friend?
User avatar #1021417 - nomora (08/14/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #1021418 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
That's cruel.
User avatar #1021419 - nomora (08/14/2014) [-]
Not if said friend is directly involved in the deaths of millions of people.
User avatar #1021421 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
And the joy of even more.
User avatar #1021426 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
leave him, he's dumb
User avatar #1021423 - nomora (08/14/2014) [-]
Said joy also putting those people at higher risk of death.
User avatar #1021427 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
I tip my fedora to you, Sir!
User avatar #1021428 - nomora (08/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, you would be the type of person to unironically own a fedora
User avatar #1021430 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
quite so, my enlightened fellow human!
User avatar #1021425 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
I put myself at higher risk of death by going out in the sun.
User avatar #1021433 - yeorgh (08/14/2014) [-]
You put yourself at higher risk every time you go outside without your tinfoil hat, government be stealing your brain waves.
User avatar #1021435 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
pff, not our enlightened fellow who proved his extensive knowledge in multiple fields and amazed us with his outstanding intelligence!

teetotaler, apolitical, atheist and grows his own plants in order to breathe pure, non-corrupt air
User avatar #1021436 - kotor (08/14/2014) [-]
unpolluted*

shit, I was thinking about something else
User avatar #1021434 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
It's all a conspiracy...
Created by the evil NHK!
User avatar #1021429 - nomora (08/14/2014) [-]
Hashtag waronsunlight
User avatar #1021401 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
You should get on that. Drinking is fun.
User avatar #1021402 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
Nein.
User avatar #1021406 - lawuser (08/14/2014) [-]
Ja.
User avatar #1021405 - nomora (08/14/2014) [-]
Good man
User avatar #1021400 - nomora (08/14/2014) [-]
But does the alcohol poisoning sound good?
User avatar #1021403 - sarcasticrunner (08/14/2014) [-]
Don't be a pussy and learn to hold your drinks

Comments(3296):

tanabata has disabled anonymous comments.
[ 3296 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
#3312 - tanabata (09/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
stickied by tanabata
Listen up. This is the hottest hentai of all time. Nothing can beat it. Here is how you watch it. This is the order.

1) Rin x Sen: Hakudaku Onna Kyoushi to Yaroudomo
This is the first from the series. 2 episodes about teachers being ****** . Its a bit dull and generic, and the art isn't anything special but its worth watching to watch the others.

2) Ran->Sem: Hakudaku Delmo Tsuma no Miira Tori
This is where things get hot. 2 more episodes. The story has nothing to do with the first. This is about two sisters getting ****** . The plot is great and the art is amazing! This is one of the best hentai out there.

3) Rin x Sen + Ran -> Sem: Cross Mix
This is the greatest hentai of all time. Once again 2 episodes. This is the last in the series and mixes both of the prequels into one. Same characters in the same setting, and the sex scenes are all 10/10. This will make you cum oceans.
#5814 - Rei (7 hours ago) [-]
What I mean by "logged"
What I mean by "logged"
User avatar #5815 to #5814 - tanabata (7 hours ago) [-]
Oooohhh. You had me confused for a moment there.
User avatar #5816 to #5815 - Rei (7 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I figured I might of.
User avatar #5807 to #5806 - tanabata (08/28/2014) [-]
Webm version?!
User avatar #5808 to #5807 - mikli (08/28/2014) [-]
Webm everything
User avatar #5809 to #5808 - tanabata (08/28/2014) [-]
******* stickied.
User avatar #5810 to #5809 - mikli (08/28/2014) [-]
I'm honored
User avatar #5802 to #5801 - tanabata (08/24/2014) [-]
So you're thumb banned forever?
User avatar #5804 to #5802 - Rei (08/24/2014) [-]
When I'm on my home computer
User avatar #5803 to #5802 - Rei (08/24/2014) [-]
Looks like it.
#5795 - nomora (08/19/2014) [-]
I see no problem with that
#5783 to #5779 - tanabata (08/17/2014) [-]
I love it when the Japanese make parodies of real people.
#5799 to #5783 - tanabata (08/19/2014) [-]
Oh, Nomora. Fancy meeting you here~
User avatar #5796 to #5783 - jettom (08/19/2014) [-]
Source for that
User avatar #5797 to #5796 - tanabata (08/19/2014) [-]
You know, for a profile stalker you sure are blind.
funnyjunk.com/user/tanabata/5787#5787
User avatar #5798 to #5797 - jettom (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm not a profile stalker.
I just look at pics
#5792 to #5783 - Rei (08/17/2014) [-]
Oh yeah i started a new VN. One that I actually got from an IRL friend.

Needless to say I like it so far.
User avatar #5793 to #5792 - tanabata (08/17/2014) [-]
Which one?
#5794 to #5793 - Rei (08/17/2014) [-]
Moero downhill night, it's about cute girls racing.

It's one which has an official English release.
#5785 to #5783 - Rei (08/17/2014) [-]
I don't know that many myself.

Is there a full version to those few manga / Doujinshi panels?
User avatar #5788 to #5787 - Rei (08/17/2014) [-]
Cheers
#5780 to #5779 - tanabata (08/17/2014) [-]
Holy crap! Genius parody!
User avatar #5782 to #5780 - Rei (08/17/2014) [-]
Do you know why there are 9 anon's on your profile?
#5784 to #5782 - tanabata (08/17/2014) [-]
There are always around 10 of them here. I don't know why...
User avatar #5789 to #5784 - Rei (08/17/2014) [-]
Suddenly 21 anons
#5786 to #5784 - Rei (08/17/2014) [-]
Maybe they think you're just to cute to leave alone.

Maybe they are your silent protectors.

You're not really a loli are you?
#5790 to #5786 - tanabata (08/17/2014) [-]
Maybe? I don't mind a group of silent protectors. Makes me feel like a princess.
#5791 to #5790 - Rei (08/17/2014) [-]
That's good.
User avatar #5781 to #5780 - Rei (08/17/2014) [-]
I'd play it.
#5775 to #5774 - tanabata (08/16/2014) [-]
Hellscythe-dono, what a pleasant surprise! How have ya been?
#5776 to #5775 - hellscythe (08/16/2014) [-]
ive been alright, im wondering why im getting compared to someone else and getting called cute
#5777 to #5776 - tanabata (08/16/2014) [-]
'Cause there's this mute lunatic going around, thinking he's cool. And you used to be almost-mute but you pulled it off way better, and it was extremely cute~
User avatar #5766 to #5765 - tanabata (08/15/2014) [-]
Its not gonna happen.png

Its gonna be delayed. Just like Bananamonogatari.
User avatar #5773 to #5766 - postie ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Hanamonogatari raws are out.
Told you it aired today.
#5764 - devilspecter (08/14/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/klina/201#201

The ****** blocked me, so I can't reply.

And yes, I know it's a guy~
User avatar #5763 to #5762 - tanabata (08/14/2014) [-]
God bless Karsland!
#5760 to #5759 - tanabata (08/13/2014) [-]
I wasn't stalking you or anything, I swear!
#5761 to #5760 - holsety (08/13/2014) [-]
Don't worry you can stalk me anytime you want bbz
User avatar #5756 - fargfive (08/10/2014) [-]
I figured you of people might know the answer to this seeing as you're the closest thing to an expert I know of, so I have a question.
What are Japan's standards for censorship?

I've seen everything from A mosaic blur that covered the naughty bits and everything in the immediate area (bedsheets2lewd) to a ten pixel wide translucent black stripe that looks more like a scanning error than censorship. Do they have different standards for animations and still images? Is there just a bare minimum "must have black stripe" clause somewhere that artists take advantage of?
#5757 to #5756 - tanabata (08/10/2014) [-]
Sorry, but you've got the wrong guy. I don't know why censorship is the way it is. My theory is that every magazine or publisher is just less or more paranoid about the law.

Also, never forget the world record for most censored hentai
<----
User avatar #5758 to #5757 - fargfive (08/10/2014) [-]
GHOST DICK
#5746 - kyuui (08/10/2014) [-]
Tanabata, I haven't heard from you in years!

How've you been?
#5747 to #5746 - tanabata (08/10/2014) [-]
Heeeeeeeeeeey~
I've been great. Going running, eating healthily, trying to be fashionable, reading tons of visual novels, smoke hentai erry day. Only really bad thing to happen to me recently happened just an hour ago. Had to shave my experimental beard and stache 'cause I'll be taking a photo for my new ID tomorrow.

Hows about you?
#5748 to #5747 - kyuui (08/10/2014) [-]
Good to hear that you're in great health! Aw man, will you be growing out one again soon? Beards are brety hawt as long as it's not neck~ Oh, so I take it that you start class this week?

Aside from my $600 iPad being stolen by some random tacobeater, great! Spent my entire summer in Mexico, so now I have 4 days to catch up on anime as long as I don't get sidetracked.

Also, your Wiki page is so accurate!
#5749 to #5748 - tanabata (08/10/2014) [-]
Aw hell naw, neck beards are god-awful. I was going for a goatee, but the hair line connecting my mustache and beard wasn't growing fast. Also, my soul patch wasn't growing at all. So in a sense it was good that I shaved it.

Actually, I start school in a month. I just want to make my new ID early. 4 years ago when I made my first one I was fined for making it 2 months late.

I hope that tacobeater gets diarrhea during rough traffic!

I really expected my wiki page to be bashing me, but the worst there is the Kirino picture.
#5750 to #5749 - kyuui (08/10/2014) [-]
Soul patch, eh? I like to call them the "sassy cunt-tickler".

Oh, ok. Amazing how students can be fined for the dumbest things, such as IDs or parking spaces.

On a hot summer day with the sun beaming on his face!!

I couldn't possibly see anyone bashing you, you're too nice and a qt patootie. But yeah, that Kirino pic is a slap to the face.
#5751 to #5750 - tanabata (08/10/2014) [-]
Being nice really isn't that appreciated there. If two rude guys disagree they'll just call each other faggots and be done with it. Me being the nice guy I'll get annoyed, hated and pestered 'cause I don't fight back, aka I don't hide behind insults.
#5752 to #5751 - kyuui (08/10/2014) [-]
Oh. Usually when I notice when someone is being too salty and to the point where they just want to badmouth and act like an asshat, I just end up ignoring them. I don't have tolerance for silly internet arguments, especially when it comes to stuff that we should both have in common, hence anime in /anime/. I only converse with genuine people. In some cases, I can understand it being sarcasm, but when someone takes it too far, I just say, "whatever", or I just don't respond.

At least now I know that you have some serious backbone. Tana don't take **** ~
#5753 to #5752 - tanabata (08/10/2014) [-]
Fick ja!
Tanabata don't give a damn~!
#5754 to #5753 - kyuui (08/10/2014) [-]
I guess I'll see you around then, Tana. Nice talking with you again!
#5755 to #5754 - tanabata (08/10/2014) [-]
See ya next time~
#5715 - jettom (08/09/2014) [-]
anime.wikifj.com/wiki/Tanabata_X_Nukeoffriendship   
I didn't write this. Not enough crystallized cum.   
Jesus christ it was fun to read it out loud in the skype chat.
anime.wikifj.com/wiki/Tanabata_X_Nukeoffriendship
I didn't write this. Not enough crystallized cum.
Jesus christ it was fun to read it out loud in the skype chat.
#5719 to #5715 - tanabata (08/09/2014) [-]
YOU FOUND THAT?!
#5720 to #5719 - jettom (08/09/2014) [-]
Yuuup. I went to the /anime/ archive because I was asked to add to it. Saw that and was like &quot;Oh jesus christ wat&quot;
Yuuup. I went to the /anime/ archive because I was asked to add to it. Saw that and was like "Oh jesus christ wat"
#5721 to #5720 - tanabata (08/09/2014) [-]
Erase it from your memory!
#5723 to #5721 - jettom (08/09/2014) [-]
I joke I joke. Just wanted to point it out to you.
I can ask babad to remove it for you if you'd like?
User avatar #5725 to #5723 - tanabata (08/09/2014) [-]
Just erase it from your memory, that's all I need.
User avatar #5724 to #5723 - tanabata (08/09/2014) [-]
Nah.
#5726 to #5724 - jettom (08/09/2014) [-]
What did you think of it?
What did you think of it?
User avatar #5732 to #5726 - tanabata (08/09/2014) [-]
No seriously, think of what?
User avatar #5733 to #5732 - jettom (08/09/2014) [-]
The fanfiction itself.
#5734 to #5733 - tanabata (08/09/2014) [-]
Well, I wrote it, so naturally its a masterpiece.
#5735 to #5734 - jettom (08/09/2014) [-]
You. Wat.
You. Wat.
#5737 to #5736 - jettom (08/09/2014) [-]
Why would you write a fan fiction where you're being dominated?
Why would you write a fan fiction where you're being dominated?
#5738 to #5737 - tanabata (08/09/2014) [-]
That's the only reason why I was flustered about it!

I mean.
I totally did not write any of that.
#5739 to #5738 - jettom (08/09/2014) [-]
Tanabata.. you wouldn't happen to be a masochist?
#5741 to #5740 - jettom (08/09/2014) [-]
I'm not going to judge.. but it is shocking.

Would you rather have Yurippe dominating you or you dominating her?
#5742 to #5741 - tanabata (08/09/2014) [-]
Truth is, I'm a sadomasochist. For some people or some cases I want to be dominating, for other people or situations I wanna be dominated.

Yurippe is always the submissive though.
#5744 to #5742 - jettom (08/09/2014) [-]
I'm mentioned on your wiki!
User avatar #5745 to #5744 - tanabata (08/09/2014) [-]
Shiet.
#5743 to #5742 - jettom (08/09/2014) [-]
I can somewhat understand your predicament. Personally I don't see myself as a submissive person rather I've been submissive once in my life during mating and I hated every last second of it. It's just.. no. Goes against my very nature.
User avatar #5728 to #5726 - tanabata (08/09/2014) [-]
Think of what?
#5722 to #5721 - jettom (08/09/2014) [-]
Okay okay. What about those who listened in to my loud reading re-enacting?
Okay okay. What about those who listened in to my loud reading re-enacting?
#5727 to #5722 - tanabata (08/09/2014) [-]
How many people it you read it to, and who were they?
#5729 to #5727 - jettom (08/09/2014) [-]
1 person.
Maxmekker.

Though it's a skype group with many of my IRL friends. One of them could have joined, heard me read out something like: "her pussy juices spraying and dripping all over her thighs" like I was providing voice like I was the announcer in Warcraft 2: Warcraft 2 Intro could have left in despair. So possibly more.
User avatar #5730 to #5729 - tanabata (08/09/2014) [-]
Good. Max-senpai knows I'm like that, and I don't care about your irl friends.
#5731 to #5730 - jettom (08/09/2014) [-]
I wouldn't read it out to someone who wouldn't take it as a joke.
I wouldn't read it out to someone who wouldn't take it as a joke.
User avatar #5717 to #5715 - tanabata (08/09/2014) [-]
OH GOD!
User avatar #5716 to #5715 - tanabata (08/09/2014) [-]
Who the hell is the Nuke guy?
#5718 to #5716 - jettom (08/09/2014) [-]
Some brony. Rather well known. He used to go on random, which is how I know of him.
#5705 to #5704 - cosmicapprentice (08/08/2014) [-]
How're you doing~?
#5706 to #5705 - tanabata (08/08/2014) [-]
Pretty good. Woke up a bit ago and now I'm listening to music. And you?
#5707 to #5706 - cosmicapprentice (08/08/2014) [-]
Been pretty good too, I've been in the process of getting a job these days, I'm pretty confident I'll be hired, wish me luck~
At a friends house right now, watching some political humor videos, pretty chill.
User avatar #5695 - niimajneb (08/07/2014) [-]
Good day Tana, how're you? Haven't spoken to you in a while.
#5696 to #5695 - tanabata (08/07/2014) [-]
Pretty good. How about you?
User avatar #5697 to #5696 - niimajneb (08/07/2014) [-]
Feeling fine, what you been up to lately?
#5698 to #5697 - tanabata (08/07/2014) [-]
The usual. Running, headbanging, playing Team Fortress 2. I actually stopped watching anime so I can concentrate on reading my visual novels.

And you?
User avatar #5699 to #5698 - niimajneb (08/07/2014) [-]
Been getting back into League of Legends, watching the currently airing anime (12 shows this season :|), randomly watched Mikakunin de Shinkoukei (I don't often watch full series anymore) and the usual do nothing at all because I'm a lazy **** .
#5691 - yusay ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
haruhi.com/ It was finished (for now). 707/707
#5692 to #5691 - tanabata (08/07/2014) [-]
That's just amazing!
#5693 to #5692 - yusay ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
And the fakes were deleted again after I posted. Oh well. Some guy was looking up some stuff on the site and there might be 70 more frames(which makes sense since it cuts off). Also something to do with 8/08.
User avatar #5648 - jettom (08/05/2014) [-]
You hate Macedonians, right?
#5649 to #5648 - tanabata (08/05/2014) [-]
I hate anyone east, west, south or north of me.
#5708 to #5649 - cosmicapprentice (08/08/2014) [-]
Tana, tana! what about me?
Do yoou love me? and what do ya think about Mexico?
#5709 to #5708 - tanabata (08/08/2014) [-]
Madre de Dios! Aye que rico!
User avatar #5710 to #5709 - cosmicapprentice (08/08/2014) [-]
You'd definitely like it here! Just don't go to Tijuana unless you exclusively want to party, Tijuana is a pretty ugly place to live/stay.
User avatar #5711 to #5710 - tanabata (08/08/2014) [-]
I'm not a party guy so its fine. I'd love to try a taco for once though.
User avatar #5712 to #5711 - cosmicapprentice (08/08/2014) [-]
I understand tacos depend completely on the state where you visit, and on different places in each state, for example tacos in Baja California aren't made the same way as tacos made in Sinaloa or Sonora, although they're practically the same principle: a tortilla with ingredients inside of it. Since I'm vegetarian my options when it comes to tacos are different tho.
User avatar #5713 to #5712 - tanabata (08/08/2014) [-]
I've never even had a taco. But I've had something that LOOKS like a taco, and I didn't like how much green there was in it. They should just put in the meat, french fries and sauce.
#5714 to #5713 - cosmicapprentice (08/08/2014) [-]
I'd say, my favorite Mexican food would be gorditas, those also vary from state to state, I actually like them even more than tacos!
User avatar #5655 to #5649 - kotor (08/05/2014) [-]
n-n-no, that can't be true
Ha, tricked.
>implying I'm not below or above you
User avatar #5657 to #5655 - tanabata (08/05/2014) [-]
Aren't you from the UK? That's faaaar away from the Hate Zone.
Though I don't exactly love the UK.
User avatar #5700 to #5657 - thatnigger (08/07/2014) [-]
I-I'm UK, I-I thought you loved me. ;_________;
#5701 to #5700 - tanabata (08/07/2014) [-]
I do love you. I just don't love the UK.
#5702 to #5701 - thatnigger (08/07/2014) [-]
That's good enough.
User avatar #5659 to #5657 - kotor (08/05/2014) [-]
do you love Germany or Russia?
#5662 to #5659 - tanabata (08/05/2014) [-]
SIEG HEIL!

Russians are cunts too and their language is ugly, but I'm okay with them. They're commies after all.
#5665 to #5662 - kotor (08/05/2014) [-]
Good. Which countries do you like anyway? I understand you must hate Romanians (why?), Serbs (understandable), Turks (very very understandable), Greeks (why?) and Macedonians (I don't exactly get it, but w/e)

Do you like/dislike STRAYA, Ameriga-san, Eastern Europe, Arabs, Israel, Brazil (and south america overall)? What about Norway/Sweden/Denmark? Don't worry, you can tell me as it is, jet won't take offence
#5670 to #5665 - tanabata (08/05/2014) [-]
Romanians are gypsies who dirty our streets.
I hate Greece without a reason, I can't explain nor do I know why.
Macedonians are history thiefs.

Australia is great. People are pretty nice. Steve Irwin, rest in peace you glorious bastard. Probably my favorite accent. Pretty neat places there. Only thing I don't like is the poisonous animals.

America is literally Hell on Earth, and I think everyone who is not American hates America.

Ukraine, Poland, all those eastern fellows. They're just there. No real opinion.

Arabs, Israel and so on - sand ******* . Terrorists. I don't even see them as people. I'm just waiting for someone to kill them off so we can have more of Earth to share with actual humanity.

South America is... just there. The only time I remember its a continent with people is during the World Cup. Its pretty good watching them lose at the only thing they're good at. SIEG HEIL!

Northern Europe is the holy land. Norway and Denmark are great, even though the people can be rude. Finland is Heaven on Earth. I hear how everyone hates Sweden but I don't even know what's the situation with them.

Also, I would LOVE IT if Jet took offence. Its what he deserves.
#5694 to #5670 - Rei (08/07/2014) [-]
&gt; Australia is great
> Australia is great
#5677 to #5670 - jettom (08/05/2014) [-]
The issue with Sweden currently is that their doors are open wide and as a result too many immigrants moved over who began to change the country. I think it's a 3:10 ratio of arabs to Swedes right now.
The issue with Sweden currently is that their doors are open wide and as a result too many immigrants moved over who began to change the country. I think it's a 3:10 ratio of arabs to Swedes right now.
User avatar #5680 to #5677 - tanabata (08/05/2014) [-]
My God.
Nuke them.
#5681 to #5680 - jettom (08/05/2014) [-]
and about 1:20 of the remaining swedes are tumblr-level feminists.
and about 1:20 of the remaining swedes are tumblr-level feminists.
User avatar #5682 to #5681 - tanabata (08/05/2014) [-]
Twice.
Nuke them twice.
User avatar #5676 to #5670 - kotor (08/05/2014) [-]
Good, my brother. You're one of us. One of us, one of us.

Though I'll tell you what - communism is **** . Communism is one of the doctrines that heavily influenced multiculturalism, which is to say accepting *********** and other trash.
#5679 to #5676 - tanabata (08/05/2014) [-]
Probably. I want to experience communism before making a solid opinion of it, so I'll vote for the commie party this year. Not like our votes really matter.

All our parents keep telling us how bitchin' it was pre-1980. Our glorious leader had forced almost all Ottomans to get outta here.
User avatar #5683 to #5679 - kotor (08/05/2014) [-]
communism = socialism.

To put it simply, everyone is equal in communism, but some are more equal than the others. Think of that carefully.
I recommend "Das Leben der Anderen" - The Live of Others (from 2006)
#5685 to #5683 - tanabata (08/05/2014) [-]
Its a plan without flaws.
What's the worst that could happen?
#5684 to #5683 - tanabata (08/05/2014) [-]
Daijoubu~ If I don't like it I'll just kill myself or something.
User avatar #5686 to #5684 - kotor (08/05/2014) [-]
it has some woman cheating on her boyfriend in it and taking drugs, that's the only big turn-offs, but the message is another altogether. It's about the communist socialist regime in East Germany
User avatar #5650 to #5649 - jettom (08/05/2014) [-]
And Macedonia is among that category yes?
What about Macedonians themself?
How do they compare to Ottomans?
#5651 to #5650 - tanabata (08/05/2014) [-]
The Ottomans are the lowest form of thrash on the planet. But the Macedonians aren't much better. Since their country is young and has no prideful events they'll straight-out steal Bulgarian history by claiming our best kings were Macedonian. As personality though they're the same as us - poor cunts.
#5652 to #5651 - jettom (08/05/2014) [-]
Wait, claim your best kings were of Macedonian descent? Does th is hold any water?
#5653 to #5652 - tanabata (08/05/2014) [-]
Depends on what you mean by "hold any water"
#5654 to #5653 - jettom (08/05/2014) [-]
Are the great kings they speak of truly from Macedonia?
#5656 to #5654 - tanabata (08/05/2014) [-]
Not at all. Most of our kings come from families that date way back to the appearance of Bulgarians. They had the richest Bulgarian blood possible.
#5658 to #5656 - jettom (08/05/2014) [-]
So it's like Swedes claiming the Norwegian kings are of their descent despite the fact all our kings after 1400 are Danish and all our kings prior to that were Norwegians that hated Sweden?
So it's like Swedes claiming the Norwegian kings are of their descent despite the fact all our kings after 1400 are Danish and all our kings prior to that were Norwegians that hated Sweden?
#5660 to #5658 - tanabata (08/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess.
#5661 to #5660 - jettom (08/05/2014) [-]
Wasn't there also something about immigration? How they were forcing romani people into Bulgaria?
User avatar #5663 to #5661 - tanabata (08/05/2014) [-]
I don't even know. If we're talking about immigration problems, the Ottomans are the main problem.
#5664 to #5663 - jettom (08/05/2014) [-]
I was in Turkey for vacation, 						****					 was hot.
I was in Turkey for vacation, **** was hot.
User avatar #5667 to #5664 - tanabata (08/05/2014) [-]
It could use a bit more heat.
User avatar #5666 to #5664 - tanabata (08/05/2014) [-]
Next time you go there, nuke them.
#5669 to #5666 - kotor (08/05/2014) [-]
**** yeah, you know what you're talking about. Man, I'd tell you about my whole real background, but may be if we were closer friends.
#5668 to #5666 - jettom (08/05/2014) [-]
Do I look American to you?
#5671 to #5668 - tanabata (08/05/2014) [-]
No, but I hate you almost as much as I hate Americans.
#5672 to #5671 - jettom (08/05/2014) [-]
You know I'm quite fond of you, right?
You know I'm quite fond of you, right?
#5673 to #5672 - tanabata (08/05/2014) [-]
Right, and generally I think its creepy.
#5674 to #5673 - jettom (08/05/2014) [-]
What is?
What is?
User avatar #5675 to #5674 - tanabata (08/05/2014) [-]
You.
#5678 to #5675 - jettom (08/05/2014) [-]
We're both white. Why would I dislike you?
We're both white. Why would I dislike you?
User avatar #5596 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
So your view on the big sister type of characters is pretty positive, right?
User avatar #5626 to #5596 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
Nomu. Help!
User avatar #5627 to #5626 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
Cuteness overload?
User avatar #5631 to #5627 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
I want to tease her. I want to thank her.
I don't want to enter her route. Yet I want to enter her route.

This is probably the biggest dilemma of my life!
#5639 to #5638 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
Arigatou~

Also, this is the new track I listened to.
Hoshizora no Memoria -Wish upon a Shooting Star OST - 21 Yuushuu no Yami
That has got to be the most beautiful guitar intro I have ever heard.

Its like the keyboard and noises were just building up and then the very first note on the string just sets the atmosphere for the song instantly and perfectly.
User avatar #5641 to #5639 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
Oh right, dunno if ya picked up on this, but all the main girls have a ribbon
User avatar #5689 to #5641 - tanabata (08/06/2014) [-]
Damn it! The song doesn't originally fade away. It just ends with the keyboard and THEN it loops. The uploader ruined it!
User avatar #5690 to #5689 - nomora (08/06/2014) [-]
The keyboard is there in the middle, each video loops at least once except for Eternal Recurrence, Hoshizora no Memoria, and Hoshi no Yume (arranged and orgel versions still loop)
User avatar #5642 to #5641 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
Hot damn, you're right!
User avatar #5643 to #5642 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
They complement the character appearances so well that I didn't even notice myself. Kibit was the one who pointed them out to me.
User avatar #5645 to #5643 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
Also, oyasumi~
User avatar #5647 to #5645 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
See ya
User avatar #5644 to #5643 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
I was certain there was something more appealing than meets the eye, and here it is.
User avatar #5646 to #5644 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
The character designer is amazing.
User avatar #5640 to #5639 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUfU95b_N30&index=36&list=PLChyDsnTjqs3ekXembSJZ8zBxCUuMwe5N
Futari no Mirai is my favorite track in it, bar the ED used for best girl and Mare, which goes by the same name as the VN.
User avatar #5632 to #5631 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
Tease.
Also, did you pick "Tell her" with Asuho earlier?
#5633 to #5632 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
I think I did, but I don't remember the context of the previous choice.
OH! Yeah, when they were telling stories about each other. Yeah, I told her.
User avatar #5635 to #5633 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
Later on, pick Grab On with Asuho.
User avatar #5634 to #5633 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
Okay yeah, pick Tease Her.
#5636 to #5634 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
So when you're getting violated by Kosame-san, you actually enj-
So when you're getting violated by Kosame-san, you actually enj-
User avatar #5637 to #5636 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
Phenomenal line.
User avatar #5628 to #5627 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
nonono
Its a choice. I didn't think I'd see one until entering Asuho's route.
User avatar #5629 to #5628 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
What's the choice?
User avatar #5623 to #5596 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
My God, the OST is genius.
User avatar #5624 to #5623 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
They really did an amazing job with it. Every piece is great, the ones that are sung even more so.
User avatar #5625 to #5624 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
Mare is so extremely cute.
User avatar #5619 to #5596 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
I'll tell you my opinion after I see her. I'll continue reading now.
User avatar #5620 to #5619 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
Gonna take ya a while to finally see her. Think she starts showing up only a few times in the common route once you complete 3 or so routes, and she doesn't even say much until you actually unlock and get to her route.
#5621 to #5620 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
Sounds like I got **** to do. Well, at least Chinami will keep me entertained until I get to Best Girl's route.
User avatar #5622 to #5621 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
Chinami's sex scenes reminded me of Makina's a bit, due to the general silliness in the foreplay.
Few things to look forward to besides best girl, all cute as ****
Komomo princess carry
Kosame clinging to your arm
Aoi becoming timid and clingy
Chinami naked apron

#5597 to #5596 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
Generally yes, but there are many sub-types of big sisters characters. You've got the cynical busty Onee-san type. The rare airhead type. The younger-looking type. The grown-up apathetic type.
User avatar #5599 to #5597 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
And also likes to toy with you.
#5600 to #5599 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
Isn't that basically the busty Onee-san type?
Well, they do have two sub-sub-types.

Ones like Kurugaya from LB just lightly tease you. Ones like Amane from Grisaia just push you down and suck your dick.

Either way, yes for both!
User avatar #5602 to #5600 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
And she isn't exactly busty, and isn't like Amane either.
User avatar #5601 to #5600 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
I know who you're gonna absolutely love in Hoshi then, once you make it past everything else.
#5603 to #5601 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
Hoshi? Hoshizora no Memoria? A Onee-san character?

Hold the ******* phone!
User avatar #5604 to #5603 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
Yep. And on par with Amane no less. Perhaps better. And certainly cuter.
#5605 to #5604 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
God damn it.
Well, I'm not really enjoying Comyu because of the fighting dragons, so I might put Hoshizora on highest priority.
User avatar #5606 to #5605 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
Could show ya a pic of her if ya want. Or just the kanji for her first name.
User avatar #5607 to #5606 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
Nah, don't.
User avatar #5608 to #5607 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
I so want to screw with you over this now like I did with kibitzer.
User avatar #5609 to #5608 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
Onegai, yamete.
User avatar #5610 to #5609 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
So ******* tempted to.
User avatar #5611 to #5610 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
Nomu. Stop.
No more.
See what I did there?
User avatar #5612 to #5611 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
Yeap..
User avatar #5613 to #5612 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
Also, now I always think of you when I hear this song, and I always think of this song when I see you.

Guitar Hero 3 - No More by Dragonforce *PREVIEW*
User avatar #5614 to #5613 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
You did already see best girl, though quite a bit younger.
User avatar #5615 to #5614 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
Them loli thighs though.
User avatar #5616 to #5615 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
She ain't a loli when ya enter her route
User avatar #5617 to #5616 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
Well naturally.
User avatar #5618 to #5617 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
I know ya wish she was, ya sick **** , but she looks way better older.
User avatar #5598 to #5597 - nomora (08/04/2014) [-]
What about the type that's assertive about being the big sister?
User avatar #5587 to #5586 - jettom (08/04/2014) [-]
Whassap
User avatar #5588 to #5587 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
Watching old videos of SeaNanners.
User avatar #5589 to #5588 - jettom (08/04/2014) [-]
Ah, yugay love those videos. I like the prop hunt videos myself.
User avatar #5590 to #5589 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, but in the new videos like prop hunt its basically him laughing a lot. While that is hilarious, I want to see him provide some solid commentary again.
#5591 to #5590 - jettom (08/04/2014) [-]
I doubt it'll happen unless he finds a game he really likes to play.
I doubt it'll happen unless he finds a game he really likes to play.
User avatar #5592 to #5591 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
He should play more horror games. He has a great nervous laugh and whenever he gets scared he instantly finds the best spot to hide.
#5593 to #5592 - jettom (08/04/2014) [-]
I have issues with scary games. I just don't find them entertaining. I like strategy more.   
But as far as lets play goes, they're hilarious. I remember mitch kept linking me some of pewdiepie
I have issues with scary games. I just don't find them entertaining. I like strategy more.
But as far as lets play goes, they're hilarious. I remember mitch kept linking me some of pewdiepie
User avatar #5594 to #5593 - tanabata (08/04/2014) [-]
I've never played a scary game. I get scared when things suddenly pop up in FPS. But its hella entertaining someone else get scared instead of me.

Also, Pewdiepie was fun during his Amnesia and Amnesia admin's minions era. He's just autistic now.
#5595 to #5594 - jettom (08/04/2014) [-]
I just react. I don't have the brain capability to be scared. I think I'm missing out on a lot of fun for that.   
   
I never found him that fun, but watching him absolutely terriffied while playing Oculus rift Amnesia was beyond hilarious.
I just react. I don't have the brain capability to be scared. I think I'm missing out on a lot of fun for that.

I never found him that fun, but watching him absolutely terriffied while playing Oculus rift Amnesia was beyond hilarious.
#5571 - lawuser (08/03/2014) [-]
Trying to find a good 3x3 pic for Oban Star Racers is like trying to find a good headset for $20.
Also hi. What's up?
#5572 to #5571 - tanabata (08/03/2014) [-]
Watching SeaNanners play CoD Zombies. Planning on reading some VNs later.
Whats up with yaw law?
User avatar #5574 to #5572 - lawuser (08/03/2014) [-]
And I'm sorry if I come off as too negative, I just want someone to talk to.
#5575 to #5574 - tanabata (08/03/2014) [-]
Nanners is pretty fun. In his earlier videos like CoD he does some pretty good commentary. Nowadays he only does hilarious videos of Garry's Mod.

You've been negative for a long while now. You know I can't really help you but If talking does you any good, I'm always here. THAT IS, unless you start talking to me before bedtime like you always do!
#5576 to #5575 - lawuser (08/03/2014) [-]
Well, you caught me red handed. I'm assuming you don't want to hear me bitching so I'll just not.

Anything interesting happen in your life recently?
#5577 to #5576 - tanabata (08/03/2014) [-]
Did I not mention bedtime? Ah **** it, I always talk with someone for an hour late.

Actually yeah, I bought myself a new pair of jeans and a shirt. Planning on buying a blazer and white sneakers when me mum gives me money again. I'm planning on wow-ing everyone when I go back to school. Most of my life I've been following the Russian stereotype, aka jerseys, but now I'm trying to be fashionable. My dad might even take me to the metalshop and buy me an expensive leather jacket.

For once in my life I don't feel poor.
#5578 to #5577 - lawuser (08/03/2014) [-]
Well... ******* ... quit your bitching. It's summer vacation (I assume) and you're a big boy now (I assume), your only bed time is when you're tired.

You need a fedora with that? But no, that's cool. Just remember that it's not about what you wear but how you wear it. I know I wouldn't go to school in a suit and tie, but that's just me. And what do you mean your mother is to give you money? does she owe you or do you just get money for free?
#5579 to #5578 - tanabata (08/03/2014) [-]
Well I may be 18, but she is still my guardian. I'm not gonna work until I finish school so she has to feed and put clothes on me.

Also, I want to go to bed early because otherwise I'll sleep through the whole day. And I have stuff I wanna do during the day. Mainly running.
#5580 to #5579 - lawuser (08/03/2014) [-]
Meanwhile in Denmark it's kind of a norm that teens will have jobs, even before the age of 18. In fact, it's more profitable for a lot of companies to hire people younger than 18. I never worked though, **** that. I'm lucky our government is giving me money to study.

I can understand that. I wake up at like 9am every morning and then go out to bike an hour later. Gives me time to do some **** and properly wake up, I guess.
I'm gussing your plans also incluse reading VNs.

How's this, BTW?
User avatar #5581 to #5580 - tanabata (08/03/2014) [-]
Its a Bulgarian stereotype. Even if you're 50 your parents will still treat you like a kid. We're spoiled in a way.

The problem is that time flows so fast. Today I didn't have to read VN's at all. 10 hours passed too damn fast.

Its decent.
#5582 to #5581 - lawuser (08/03/2014) [-]
You probably need some German injection of wørk wørk wørk, but I suppose that's not that easy in Bulgaria. Country's in pretty big economic challenges, I've heard. Should be a good place to start a business since everything is so cheap.

Sometimes. I'll definitely say this summer vacation has been really long. Like, from my exams to the 18th when I start up college again about two and a half months will have passed. That's a long time to do absolutely nothing.

Decent? Guess that's as good as it'll get. Ain't many images bigger than 800x600 when I Google it.
User avatar #5583 to #5582 - tanabata (08/03/2014) [-]
Tourists constantly come here. They stay whole nights for pocket money and drink whole shelves of alcohol.

Time is just passing faster and faster for me, the older I get.

Goodnight Law~
User avatar #5584 to #5583 - lawuser (08/03/2014) [-]
Goodnight.
#5573 to #5572 - lawuser (08/03/2014) [-]
Is he fun? I've seen him been posted but I'm generally not very interesting in YouTube gamers.
I've not been too well recently. Got a lot of stuff on my mind and nothing to occupy me. I havn't heard anything from my possible dorm room either, so my plans of moving have been shoved some. Trying to catch up on some anime. Finished Golden Time and Samurai Flamenco the other day and now I'm onto Log Horizon before NagiAsu.
[ 3296 comments ]
 Friends (0)