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#964815 - ?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #965248 - kinggucciswagman (06/12/2014) [-]
It was only her in the picture, and it was transparent.
User avatar #965253 - tanabata (06/12/2014) [-]
The same girl in the same pose?
User avatar #965254 - kinggucciswagman (06/12/2014) [-]
Not sure.. But somewhere in some post in FJ, someone commented that picture. Don't remmeber who.
I mean, I am really gratefull for your help anyways. Shoot me with your guess.
User avatar #964824 - nomora (06/11/2014) [-]
They also said transparent.
#964799 - That sounds like half of the Internet. 06/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#964746 - Crickey! 06/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +4
#964732 - Well, its not moving fast enough. Gargantia was ages ago.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #964739 - Rei (06/11/2014) [-]
5 mecha this season, 4 next season, it's happening.
#964621 - I could give you a whole lecture but I'll summarize - cuteness. 06/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#964603 - **** , its over.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#964606 - minibeep (06/11/2014) [-]
your moms over
#964596 - And I really hope the stream of 9.5/10 moe shows never ends.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#964609 - minibeep (06/11/2014) [-]
i dont know what moe means
would you care to explain?
User avatar #964621 - tanabata (06/11/2014) [-]
I could give you a whole lecture but I'll summarize - cuteness.
User avatar #964619 - makotoitou (06/11/2014) [-]
It's a simpsons character
#964593 - Well, the moe-style art became a big trend in the 2000's. Afte…  [+] (33 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #964731 - Rei (06/11/2014) [-]
There has been a Mecha Revival starting already, kicked off by Suisei no Gargantia.
User avatar #965035 - suisei (06/12/2014) [-]
Was Gargantia any good?
User avatar #965065 - Rei (06/12/2014) [-]
Yeah it was a good watch
User avatar #964732 - tanabata (06/11/2014) [-]
Well, its not moving fast enough. Gargantia was ages ago.
User avatar #964739 - Rei (06/11/2014) [-]
5 mecha this season, 4 next season, it's happening.
#964604 - minibeep (06/11/2014) [-]
i watched spoungebob once it was marvelous
User avatar #964600 - bababadsheep (06/11/2014) [-]
www.aldnoahzero.com/'

AHEM. The mecha revival is already happening. Five this season, and four next season.
#urobutcher
#swag
#betterbebetterthanGargantia
#plsdontfuckup
#964607 - fargfive (06/11/2014) [-]
>ASIMOV
>Kalafina

Someone pinch me I must be dreaming
User avatar #964610 - bababadsheep (06/11/2014) [-]
There is no dream. Only reality.

LET JUSTICE BE DONE. THOUGH THE HEAVENS FALL.
#964612 - fargfive (06/11/2014) [-]
What a time to be alive
User avatar #964673 - bababadsheep (06/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #964682 - fargfive (06/11/2014) [-]
Very.
User avatar #964685 - bababadsheep (06/11/2014) [-]
So am I.
User avatar #964603 - tanabata (06/11/2014) [-]
Shit, its over.
#964606 - minibeep (06/11/2014) [-]
your moms over
User avatar #964599 - makotoitou (06/11/2014) [-]
but tanabata, Daimidaler is a really good mecha.
User avatar #964597 - fargfive (06/11/2014) [-]
Moe. Mechs.
When.
User avatar #964636 - nomora (06/11/2014) [-]
I think there's already one with them. Ryomanagere should know it
User avatar #964640 - fargfive (06/11/2014) [-]
This I must see.
User avatar #964642 - nomora (06/11/2014) [-]
There's also Xenoglossia if you want moe in mechs
User avatar #964651 - fargfive (06/11/2014) [-]
No no no, the mechs must be moe. I've seen moe in mechs and hated it.
#964605 - bababadsheep (06/11/2014) [-]
I have moe computer languages.
Also I am compelled to mention Mazinger Girls Z. It wasn't good though.
#964608 - bababadsheep (06/11/2014) [-]
Which language would you date?
User avatar #964670 - fargfive (06/11/2014) [-]
I learned a little Java a few years ago, so probably that. Also the glasses.
User avatar #964678 - bababadsheep (06/11/2014) [-]
Decent taste. She's a slow bitch though.
User avatar #964690 - fargfive (06/11/2014) [-]
That something like Minecraft was possible in Java still baffles me. I understand the how, but not the why.
User avatar #964616 - bababadsheep (06/11/2014) [-]
C++ a best btw.
And Scala a shit.
#964611 - minibeep (06/11/2014) [-]
english or norwegian
User avatar #964613 - bababadsheep (06/11/2014) [-]
Solid taste actually.
#964596 - tanabata (06/11/2014) [-]
And I really hope the stream of 9.5/10 moe shows never ends.
#964609 - minibeep (06/11/2014) [-]
i dont know what moe means
would you care to explain?
User avatar #964621 - tanabata (06/11/2014) [-]
I could give you a whole lecture but I'll summarize - cuteness.
User avatar #964619 - makotoitou (06/11/2014) [-]
It's a simpsons character
#5191 - Hells yeah! I think that was my favorite episode of Kore wa Zo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on tanabata's profile 0
#5192 - devilspecter (06/11/2014) [-]
Damn, I just posted it because it had your name in it.

I can't even remember that episode...
#964474 - Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #964475 - ehzio (06/11/2014) [-]
hmm I don't remember this picture and I read (I think) all of the 4 or 5 brothers and their girls
#5188 - Then don't watch Fate/Zero.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on tanabata's profile 0
User avatar #5189 - mikli (06/11/2014) [-]
....
#5185 - Did you read Fate Stay/Night?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2014 on tanabata's profile 0
User avatar #5186 - mikli (06/11/2014) [-]
No
Too long
fuck that
User avatar #5188 - tanabata (06/11/2014) [-]
Then don't watch Fate/Zero.
User avatar #5189 - mikli (06/11/2014) [-]
....
#5180 - I just added Chaika for the fun factor. Because she pops up EV…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on tanabata's profile 0
User avatar #5182 - mikli (06/11/2014) [-]
Awww, the book on the head.
You know I love that pic.
#964470 - You will never understand our love for Applejack!  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +6
User avatar #964473 - ehzio (06/11/2014) [-]
also sauce, but it looks familiar
User avatar #964474 - tanabata (06/11/2014) [-]
Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou
User avatar #964475 - ehzio (06/11/2014) [-]
hmm I don't remember this picture and I read (I think) all of the 4 or 5 brothers and their girls
#964472 - ehzio (06/11/2014) [-]
#5177 - Silly me, I used the wrong picture.  [+] (8 new replies) 06/11/2014 on tanabata's profile 0
User avatar #5179 - mikli (06/11/2014) [-]
*cough* Fate/Zero *cough*
User avatar #5185 - tanabata (06/11/2014) [-]
Did you read Fate Stay/Night?
User avatar #5186 - mikli (06/11/2014) [-]
No
Too long
fuck that
User avatar #5188 - tanabata (06/11/2014) [-]
Then don't watch Fate/Zero.
User avatar #5189 - mikli (06/11/2014) [-]
....
User avatar #5178 - mikli (06/11/2014) [-]
I dunno about Chaika either
I think I really need to work on a lot of older anime I still haven't watched
*cough* Steins;Gate *cough*
#5180 - tanabata (06/11/2014) [-]
I just added Chaika for the fun factor. Because she pops up EVERYWHERE and will keep popping up until the season ends everyone forgets her.

And get started on Steins;Gate! Its the greatest thing!
User avatar #5182 - mikli (06/11/2014) [-]
Awww, the book on the head.
You know I love that pic.
#5175 - Took you long enough! Have you watched the rest of the Moe Re…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/11/2014 on tanabata's profile 0
User avatar #5176 - mikli (06/11/2014) [-]
Not Gochuumon no. I'm not sure if I will. Lots of other things to watch yes.
#5177 - tanabata (06/11/2014) [-]
Silly me, I used the wrong picture.
User avatar #5179 - mikli (06/11/2014) [-]
*cough* Fate/Zero *cough*
User avatar #5185 - tanabata (06/11/2014) [-]
Did you read Fate Stay/Night?
User avatar #5186 - mikli (06/11/2014) [-]
No
Too long
fuck that
User avatar #5188 - tanabata (06/11/2014) [-]
Then don't watch Fate/Zero.
User avatar #5189 - mikli (06/11/2014) [-]
....
User avatar #5178 - mikli (06/11/2014) [-]
I dunno about Chaika either
I think I really need to work on a lot of older anime I still haven't watched
*cough* Steins;Gate *cough*
#5180 - tanabata (06/11/2014) [-]
I just added Chaika for the fun factor. Because she pops up EVERYWHERE and will keep popping up until the season ends everyone forgets her.

And get started on Steins;Gate! Its the greatest thing!
User avatar #5182 - mikli (06/11/2014) [-]
Awww, the book on the head.
You know I love that pic.
#5173 - I love Yuyushiki!  [+] (12 new replies) 06/11/2014 on tanabata's profile 0
User avatar #5174 - mikli (06/11/2014) [-]
I'm about to start episode 5.. since I managed to watch everything on my plan to watch. I feel so proud of myself.
#5175 - tanabata (06/11/2014) [-]
Took you long enough! Have you watched the rest of the Moe Revolution anime?
User avatar #5176 - mikli (06/11/2014) [-]
Not Gochuumon no. I'm not sure if I will. Lots of other things to watch yes.
#5177 - tanabata (06/11/2014) [-]
Silly me, I used the wrong picture.
User avatar #5179 - mikli (06/11/2014) [-]
*cough* Fate/Zero *cough*
User avatar #5185 - tanabata (06/11/2014) [-]
Did you read Fate Stay/Night?
User avatar #5186 - mikli (06/11/2014) [-]
No
Too long
fuck that
User avatar #5188 - tanabata (06/11/2014) [-]
Then don't watch Fate/Zero.
User avatar #5189 - mikli (06/11/2014) [-]
....
User avatar #5178 - mikli (06/11/2014) [-]
I dunno about Chaika either
I think I really need to work on a lot of older anime I still haven't watched
*cough* Steins;Gate *cough*
#5180 - tanabata (06/11/2014) [-]
I just added Chaika for the fun factor. Because she pops up EVERYWHERE and will keep popping up until the season ends everyone forgets her.

And get started on Steins;Gate! Its the greatest thing!
User avatar #5182 - mikli (06/11/2014) [-]
Awww, the book on the head.
You know I love that pic.
#964461 - But she is real. Checkmate.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #964462 - boyddamilkman (06/11/2014) [-]
That's pretty gay yo.
#964451 - No man, he's a Visual Novel Master Race!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #964454 - makotoitou (06/11/2014) [-]
nah he said no visuals.
#96 - And then you're in a version of sadpanda with less than 20% of… 06/11/2014 on Pizza +2
#964416 - TV is better than blu-ray? I never thought I'd see the day. 06/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#391 - Is that all you've got, faggots? 06/11/2014 on button with no downside -1
#42 - Kill yourself. 06/11/2014 on McFuck 0
#964245 - Piccolo became a pretty big father figure both for Gohan and G…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #964247 - taokami (06/11/2014) [-]
Ah yeah, forgot about him. Greatest dad ever.
#964226 - When you don't remember the original post so you have to go t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #964232 - Rei (06/11/2014) [-]
Yes I've done that a few times already.

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#5806 - mikli ONLINE (08/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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Listen up. This is the hottest hentai of all time. Nothing can beat it. Here is how you watch it. This is the order.

1) Rin x Sen: Hakudaku Onna Kyoushi to Yaroudomo
This is the first from the series. 2 episodes about teachers being ****** . Its a bit dull and generic, and the art isn't anything special but its worth watching to watch the others.

2) Ran->Sem: Hakudaku Delmo Tsuma no Miira Tori
This is where things get hot. 2 more episodes. The story has nothing to do with the first. This is about two sisters getting ****** . The plot is great and the art is amazing! This is one of the best hentai out there.

3) Rin x Sen + Ran -> Sem: Cross Mix
This is the greatest hentai of all time. Once again 2 episodes. This is the last in the series and mixes both of the prequels into one. Same characters in the same setting, and the sex scenes are all 10/10. This will make you cum oceans.
User avatar #6075 - yooisa (8 hours ago) [-]
Eyo gheyo. What's up?
#6076 to #6075 - tanabata (8 hours ago) [-]
Celebrating Kurismasu~
You?
User avatar #6077 to #6076 - yooisa (7 hours ago) [-]
Oh cool. Merry Christmas. Having fun?

Just a really lazy day for me.
#6078 to #6077 - tanabata (7 hours ago) [-]
Eating meals and blasting up music. It's gonna be even more fun tomorrow~

Now that I have a holiday break I'm gonna laze around all day too. All I wanted was a break, but now I'm worried about what I'm gonna do, other than watch youtube videos.
User avatar #6079 to #6078 - yooisa (7 hours ago) [-]
Why's that? Parties and such?

Nice and I know all too well. I'm off of work until March and already bored.
User avatar #6080 to #6079 - tanabata (7 hours ago) [-]
'Cause its legitimately Kurismasu tomorrow~
User avatar #6081 to #6080 - yooisa (7 hours ago) [-]
Oh. You're just celebrating today then? Or both days?
#6082 to #6081 - tanabata (7 hours ago) [-]
I usually celebrate the whole week, but I party the hardest on the 24th and even more on 25th~

God, I love Kirsumasu.
#6073 - maxmekker (12/22/2014) [-]
**maxmekker hugs you**

Are you alright?
#6074 to #6073 - tanabata (12/22/2014) [-]
I'm fine. Steam just died on me.
But otherwise, no. I feel unappreciated and robbed. And I can't even complain, because I really couldn't do it without Miichan.
#6071 - awoogirl (12/18/2014) [-]
Awoo~
#6072 to #6071 - tanabata (12/18/2014) [-]
You are the best thing that's come on my profile!
User avatar #6070 to #6049 - cosmicapprentice (12/15/2014) [-]
Some me just want to watch the world burn. I've always been more of a nihilist/absurdist.
User avatar #6050 to #6049 - cosmicapprentice (12/15/2014) [-]
Your voice is just as I imagined it~!
#6051 to #6050 - tanabata (12/15/2014) [-]
That's not mine though. Hell, I don't even know who it is. I wanted to download it so I can make a remix of it, but I had to post it somewhere so it can appear as a link, so I can right click and save it.

Also, the remix failed.
#6052 to #6051 - cosmicapprentice (12/15/2014) [-]
Damn, I've been deceived then! ;__;
#6053 to #6052 - tanabata (12/15/2014) [-]
I really don't even want anyone online to hear my voice. I don't have a perfect accent so I might sound slightly like those Russians trying to speak English. And that's not the image most people have of me. Hell, some people thought I was an Aussie because of the way I type.
#6054 to #6053 - cosmicapprentice (12/15/2014) [-]
I've seen some Bulgarian writing and it resembles Russian, what are the differences between those two when it comes to writing and speaking them? Weren't you from Belgium?! haha, jk.
User avatar #6055 to #6054 - tanabata (12/15/2014) [-]
We have almost the same alphabets but everything else is pretty different. "Chair" in Bulgarian means "table" in Russian. Or the opposite, I don't really remember~

And you know how in Russian you hear sounds like 'yu' and 'ya' so much its disgusting? In Bulgarian you don't hear them that often, but if you compare they're still similar.
User avatar #6056 to #6055 - cosmicapprentice (12/15/2014) [-]
Sounds really complex, and here I wanted to learn either of those languages, maybe I will at some point in my life.
User avatar #6057 to #6056 - tanabata (12/15/2014) [-]
Hell naw. Learn something useful like German, Spanish or Japanese~
User avatar #6058 to #6057 - cosmicapprentice (12/15/2014) [-]
I'm Mexican so Spanish is my native language, planning on learning either German or Japanese once I finish school and get into Uni.
User avatar #6059 to #6058 - tanabata (12/15/2014) [-]
On one side you can learn German and have another useful language. On the other you can have a borderline useless language BUT be able to read VNs and watch anime without translations~
User avatar #6060 to #6059 - cosmicapprentice (12/15/2014) [-]
I'd really like to live in Japan for at a least a little bit of my life, it's something I'm kinda seriously thinking about.
User avatar #6061 to #6060 - tanabata (12/15/2014) [-]
My only plans have been to visit Japan. I wouldn't like to live there for only one reason. Japanese hate foreigners.
User avatar #6062 to #6061 - cosmicapprentice (12/15/2014) [-]
Well I wouldn't really mind, I live in a country filled with hate after all, here indigenous tribes which are almost dead are the subject of so much hate/prejudice and they're constantly made fun of even though they're the original, so to say, inhabitants of this country, the rest of us are just bastard descendants from a mix between Spaniards and indigenous people.
#6063 to #6062 - tanabata (12/15/2014) [-]
Daijoubu~ I'm a bastard descendant from a mix of aryans and slavs~
At least that's one historical theory.
#6064 to #6063 - cosmicapprentice (12/15/2014) [-]
And all of human kind is a product ofcincest between the very first couple on planet earth according to the Bible.
#6065 to #6064 - tanabata (12/15/2014) [-]
There are a lot of religious people in my class. None of them have actually read the Bible. So our Philosophy teacher explained how it ends. The demons and angles come down to Earth to fight a Heaven vs Hell war in a city called Armageddon.

All the religious people looked at each other weirdly, because they did not know how absurd the Bible is. So me and my bro suddenly stood up and started presenting the Bible like a trailer for some action movie in dramatic voices. "10 thousand angels! 10 thousand demons! 1 God! 1 Devil! ONE! CITY! Armageddon! Premiers on 25th of December!"
User avatar #6066 to #6065 - cosmicapprentice (12/15/2014) [-]
Lel, if only there had been people like you in my class when I was still attending school I might've finish it. It always bothered me how laws stated in the bible such as stoning to death people who work on a saturday aren't practiced at least in western countries anymore, and I was like "Where the **** does it state that these laws aren't to be taken into account anymore? like, is there an asterisk where it points out a date when humans have to stop doing this and this and that?"
#6067 to #6066 - tanabata (12/15/2014) [-]
You'd think that with abstract thinking we can't be fooled, but religion is easily manipulating so many people to this day. And the smarter people are manipulating the dumb ones. If this is supposed to be the super race of humans that can rule planets, I am not impressed. I am baffled that we got this far actually. We should have all fallen from trees and be extinct right now.
#6068 to #6067 - cosmicapprentice (12/15/2014) [-]
Smarted/powerfull, I mean, as much as I have an anarchist ideals I'd probably do the same if I had political/financial privileges in my country, damn, I'd literally make it a living hell here for poor and rich people alike.
#6069 to #6068 - tanabata (12/15/2014) [-]
That's the thing about people like us. We talk a lot, but If we were given the same power we would be scum as well. There's literally no human who can't be blinded by money. We're all corrupt to the core.
#6043 - yooisa (12/11/2014) [-]
Eyo gheyo. What's up?
#6044 to #6043 - tanabata (12/11/2014) [-]
Watching TF2 videos and a CS:GO tournament with mikli.
#6046 to #6045 - tanabata (12/11/2014) [-]
What about you?
#6047 to #6046 - yooisa (12/11/2014) [-]
Just kinda bored. Chatting with a couple of people. Short work days started already, so I have a lot of free time.
#6036 to #6035 - tanabata (12/08/2014) [-]
Know what I'm gonna do once my father dies? Put cute girls on everything! Walls, keychains, wallets, make everything on my PC have a cute girl wallpaper.
#6040 to #6039 - tanabata (12/08/2014) [-]
Love crossovers~

So yeah, key chains, phone straps and charms, and later in life If I'm still alone I'll go big with hug pillows, pillows and wall scrolls. Somewhere in between I'll get a oppai mousepad too.
User avatar #6041 to #6040 - cosmicapprentice (12/08/2014) [-]
Me too~

You go for it, I'll be rooting for you~!
I personally want to have a small house, with a special recording/sound-proof room so I can record the solo projects I have in mind, I'll be getting a guitar from a friend this week, I'll give him my other bass in exchange, it was about time, since my main bass guitar is currently without strings and I felt like I was gonna go crazy without something to get creative.
#6037 to #6036 - cosmicapprentice (12/08/2014) [-]
That's gonna be glorious~! I'd love to be in a house like that.
That's gonna be glorious~! I'd love to be in a house like that.
User avatar #6038 to #6037 - cosmicapprentice (12/08/2014) [-]
I meant, *live
#6013 - oshily ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
#6014 to #6013 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
******** is glorious. If only there wasn't so much poop involved.
#6015 to #6014 - oshily ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
That's why you clean yourself.
#6016 to #6015 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
It sucks that you have to do an enema every time you want a ******** though.
#6017 to #6016 - oshily ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
Not that I would know
#6018 to #6017 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
Oh, so you're just a giver. Should at least try it. **** is so cash.
#6019 to #6018 - oshily ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
I meant that I'm a virgin...
#6020 to #6019 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, me too. I have no idea what I'm talking about.
#6021 to #6020 - oshily ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
tfw no bf
#6022 to #6021 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
tfw no gf

Just a few decades ago during the Village era of this country men picked women just like that, and not long after they'd have a wedding and live happily together for life. While I do like women becoming much prettier and independent since then, they're impossible to please. Some just want to leech money, others have a hundred criteria, and the worst are those who don't even know what the **** they want.
#6023 to #6022 - oshily ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
Had one of those, can't recommend.

I don't feel like that's a good way of living eithe though...
#6024 to #6023 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
How about this?! Live alone and spend all your money just on yourself! Buy anime stuff and have no one to judge you. In the end we're all dying alone, afraid and in pain anyway, right? Hell, if I get enough money I can become Charlie Sheen!
User avatar #6025 to #6024 - oshily ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
That sounds very sad and lonely though...
I'd rahter share happiness with others than just be by myself forever and ever. Not that I'm particularly good at doing so...
#6026 to #6025 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
Then the only option left is to find love. Looks like we're back to square one.
I say we race. Whoever loses their virginity first wins. No prostitution allowed though.
User avatar #6027 to #6026 - oshily ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
It's not that easy, Tana!
That's not something you can just do!
#6028 to #6027 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
I know, but thinking about it negatively is depressing. Saying it that way makes it sound like a fun journey!
#6030 to #6029 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
Or we could wait for genetic engineer to create our waifu and then marry them.
#6031 to #6030 - oshily ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
But anime girls would look majorly weird IRL.
#6032 to #6031 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
I think it would just come down to getting used to them, but you might be right. You've seen the 3D Hatsune Miku, right? She's almost realistic and looks gorgeous.

Other option is transferring our minds into a artificial data-compiled unvierse with anime girls. But that's even less likely to happen. Cloning is taboo, let alone rendering a human soulless.
#6034 to #6032 - hatsune (12/07/2014) [-]
what are you weebs talking about
what are you weebs talking about
User avatar #6033 to #6032 - oshily ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
N-No, I have not...

I-I'd just like a normal life....
#6004 - maxmekker (12/07/2014) [-]
This is the best thing ever.

Anime 404
#6005 to #6004 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
This is easily the best fan-made anime video of all time.

Also, Ayase looks like she's wearing a BDSM collar. Sexy~
#6042 to #6005 - maxmekker (12/09/2014) [-]
Swelling with russki davai babushka vodka!
Swelling with russki davai babushka vodka!
#6006 to #6005 - maxmekker (12/07/2014) [-]
That ******* Sandstorm cover though.

Owh you know it~
#5979 - yooisa (12/07/2014) [-]
4k is pretty nice. What's up, feg?
#5980 to #5979 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
Getting ready to sleep.
#5982 to #5980 - yooisa (12/07/2014) [-]
How late is it there?
#5983 to #5982 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
Almost 3AM.
User avatar #6008 to #5983 - yooisa (12/07/2014) [-]
Eyo. What's up?
#6009 to #6008 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
Listening to Crimson Shadows while trying to figure out my ancient old Newgrounds login. Can't remember the username, password, email and I'm on a new PC so the IP is gone - literally no way to log in unless I remember it.

What about you?
#6010 to #6009 - yooisa (12/07/2014) [-]
The struggle is real. Any ideas?

Woke up and roommates were gone, so I guess it's just a quiet day instead of birthday stuff. Right now just waiting for chicken to thaw for lunch.
#6011 to #6010 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
Well, happy birthday then! I don't really celebrate mine. It's just a step closer to dying alone, afraid and in pain. I'm more of a Christmas person.

Either way, today there are no limits. Pour whiskey on your naked body and sing Lady Gaga songs while doing a rain dance. People won't judge you, 'cause its your birthday~
#6012 to #6011 - yooisa (12/07/2014) [-]
Ouch. Right in the heart. I ******* love Christmas. An excuse to give people stuff? I'll take that any day.

I don't know about that. Seems like you're just suggesting something you want to see. I mean, I do have a fifth of jack just sitting around.
#5984 to #5983 - yooisa (12/07/2014) [-]
Ah, alright. I'll let you go then. Probably catch you tomorrow if I don't get too wrapped up in birthday stuff. Nighty<3
#5978 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
cosmicapprentice
It's only good manners to greet the person whose profile you're looking over.
#5985 to #5978 - cosmicapprentice (12/07/2014) [-]
Oh I always stalk your profile but you don't seem to notice.
#5986 to #5985 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
Well, that's new information for me. I'm not gonna question it.
So, what's up with you?
#5987 to #5986 - cosmicapprentice (12/07/2014) [-]
Nothing much, still no pc and no internet ;__;
I'm at a friend's house right now, using his sister's laptop.
And my mom had a little girl last week, so now I have a new born imouto~
#5988 to #5987 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
You seem to be in a sticky situation. Why's that? You grounded or financial problems?
Also, check his sister's laptop for porn.

Omedetou~! Make sure to be the best Onii-chan you can be!
User avatar #5989 to #5988 - cosmicapprentice (12/07/2014) [-]
Pc died, so there was no point for my mom to keep paying for the internet service so I told her to cancel that.
No porn, I've checked everywere before, closest thing to porn she owns are the Fifty Shades of Grey books.

I will~ I already plan to teach her English when she's old enough, even though I'm kinda rusty in the language.
#5990 to #5989 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
Any idea when you'll get a new PC? You'll lose your goddamn mind if you're out of the Internet for too long. And yeah, you should plow his sister.

Daijoubu, anata no eigo ii desu!
#5991 to #5990 - cosmicapprentice (12/07/2014) [-]
No idea ;_; I've been filling out job aplications like a madman but without any luck. I've been streaming anime and reading manga from my uncle's xbox at my grandma's house, the latter task is quite tedious to do on xbox since the pages take 3long to load, also, I haven't fapped at all, been reading some doujins from xbox too ;__;

I haven't slept that much this past week since I've been helping my mom to take care of the baby.
#5992 to #5991 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, sounds like you're in a pickle. I have no job experience, but I know that my cousin just went inside a shop and asked the staff if there's a free spot. They sent him to their office and just hired him. He worked part-time for a few months, so if you're not shy you could try asking directly like that.

I haven't read almost any doujins either, I have 9 folders in my bookmarks, filled with doujins I have to read.
#5993 to #5992 - cosmicapprentice (12/07/2014) [-]
I have job experience in call centers, very stressful job but it's the easiest one, plus, it's pretty much the only job where I can keep my personal image as I like without them telling me to cut my hair or my beard or whatever.

You've been without watching anime/reading doujins for some time too, right?
#5994 to #5993 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
It's gonna really suck if they don't like my ponytail in my future job.

Yep, I'm dry. No anime or visual novels for more than two months now. Barely any hentai.
#5995 to #5994 - cosmicapprentice (12/07/2014) [-]
Oh it's really gonna suck for me too because I still keep my old hair in a bag, so when I grow my hair again I'll make dreads out of the hair I have stashed there and attach them to my new hair, so it'll be like... thrice as long as it was before. You've seen pictures of me with long hair right?

I want to finish Fate/ stay night and read Grisaia ;_;
#5996 to #5995 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
I might have, but I don't remember... The only long-hairs I can recall are Jake and Bishop.

If only the VNs weren't both so time-consuming. But they're definitely worth it, especially Grisaia.
#5997 to #5996 - cosmicapprentice (12/07/2014) [-]
<-

Lol. Yeah I've seen really hilarious quotes from that VN, and it really looks like it's worth it.
#5998 to #5997 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
Oh, I remembered now! I feel like you'd be perfect for a big role in a Pirates of The Caribbean movie.

How far are you in Fate?
#5999 to #5998 - cosmicapprentice (12/07/2014) [-]
Heh, I used to drink big quantities of rum and brandy back in the day so I would really fit.

I was still in the common route, just after the Saber vs. Rider fight, when Saber reveals Excalibur.
User avatar #6001 to #5999 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
God damn it! I fell for it again...
#6000 to #5999 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
Yarr harr harr~

Damn, you're nowhere near the end.
#6002 to #6000 - cosmicapprentice (12/07/2014) [-]
Yo ho, yo ho! a pirate life for me! hehehe, me and me hearties will take all the women!   
   
I know, that's why I need a new pc, a cheap laptop at least ;_;   
   
Hah! still falling for it I see.
Yo ho, yo ho! a pirate life for me! hehehe, me and me hearties will take all the women!

I know, that's why I need a new pc, a cheap laptop at least ;_;

Hah! still falling for it I see.
#6003 to #6002 - tanabata (12/07/2014) [-]
I'm a simple man. I see cute girls with oppai, I click them.
Well, good luck with the next job. And make sure your imouto grows up right.
#6007 to #6003 - cosmicapprentice (12/07/2014) [-]
Liking cute girls is your most renown feature after all.
Right now I just want to finish school and maybe get into uni. My imouto couldn't have been born in a more caring family~
#5951 - oshily ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
Meanie.
#5974 to #5951 - tanabata (12/06/2014) [-]
What's Touhou? A series of dozens of bullet hell games that's been going on for over two decades. It's famous for its amazing soundtrack and countless amount of cute characters. And somehow for over a decade its been the main center of attention for hentai artists. There are doujins of it released literally every day.

But because the games are so hard to play (and old and unappealing) some fans have to play/read/watch fan works to understand the persona of the girls. The other option is to read the huge Touhou Wiki.

<--- This is my favorite Touhou image of all time, btw. It's from a doujin where Meiling yells "I want to have sex!" And then Marisa, the girl in the picture, pops out of nowhere. Meiling asks her 'did you hear that...?' to which Marisa simply replies with this smug-ass expression. God, I loved that scene.
#5975 to #5974 - oshily ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
Meh, not a major fan of bullet hell games myself..

I'd imagine, I mean, it's bullet hell.

Sounds way too lewd.
#5976 to #5975 - tanabata (12/06/2014) [-]
Wait till you see what happens next.
#5977 to #5976 - oshily ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#5957 to #5956 - oshily ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#5961 to #5960 - oshily ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
Why do you do this?
#5963 to #5962 - oshily ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
Tsundere is best -dere ;_;
#5964 to #5963 - tanabata (12/06/2014) [-]
Damn right it is!
I miss threads like these. I should go on /shin/ more, at least not everyone is an asshole there~
User avatar #5966 to #5964 - oshily ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
Mostly just that guy that loves Toradora a lot blogposting.
#5965 to #5964 - oshily ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
You know it.
Shin is boring the past few days/weeks, you're not missing anything. And a lot of people are.
#5967 to #5965 - tanabata (12/06/2014) [-]
It has just not been a good anime year for me. All of /anime/ turns into assholes, /shin/ becomes boring, I am forced to stop anime and visual novels to focus on school, not enough space or time for hentai, not enough and nerdy-enough friends to talk about cute girls with, and the ones I know are already growing out of it.

But at least 'the Toradora guy' has always been nice and cheerful~
#5968 to #5967 - oshily ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
Could just talk to me, meanie.

>hentai
>not doujins


I guess he is, yea.
#5969 to #5968 - tanabata (12/06/2014) [-]
I'll keep that in mind. But same goes for you! You see a picture of a super cute anime girl, you can share it with me~

Wha? Doujins included. But hentai books, magazine chapters and CG's too.
#5970 to #5969 - oshily ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
Got enough of those.

Doujins are best form of Japanese porn.
#5971 to #5970 - tanabata (12/06/2014) [-]
I'd have to agree. Especially the Touhou doujins. It's a shame that some godly artists only make original works though.
User avatar #5973 to #5971 - oshily ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
I mean played...
#5972 to #5971 - oshily ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
I never okayed any Touhou stuff, what is it even?
#5935 - tanabata (12/06/2014) [-]
yooisa
Hi.
User avatar #5937 to #5935 - yooisa (12/06/2014) [-]
Oh, the whole jirachi comment. Took me a bit.
#5936 to #5935 - yooisa (12/06/2014) [-]
Heya. We haven't met before have we?
#5938 to #5936 - tanabata (12/06/2014) [-]
I don't think so. But you mentioned me a while ago, on a profile I can't access. I suspect you may be talking about your secret feelings about me or so.
#5939 to #5938 - yooisa (12/06/2014) [-]
I was talking Pokemon with somebody. I have a jirachi that was given out to celebrate the tanabata festival. Sorry, not quite as exciting as you wanted.

Your name looks really familiar though. Do you talk with bark and jett a lot?
#5940 to #5939 - tanabata (12/06/2014) [-]
Pokemon is freakin' great. I stopped playing after the 5th generation came out though.

I used to talk to both of them, more with jett actually. Haven't heard either of them in more than two months now.
#5941 to #5940 - yooisa (12/06/2014) [-]
I love it. It's way too good. The first or second half of gen 5? I recommend gen 6, especially with these remakes.

I haven't talked with either in a while. Bark's pretty slippery to get a hold of and jett's busy with school and all that so it's been a while. Explains why you seem familiar then.

What's up?
#5942 to #5941 - tanabata (12/06/2014) [-]
Well, I just got purple text so I'm thinking of excuses to post comments.   
Been playing TF2, watching youtube videos and listening to music all day. Just being as lazy and filthy as possible, because during week days I'm busy with school from morning to night.   
   
And what's up with you Yooyoo? (Yes, that's my personal nickname for you now.)
Well, I just got purple text so I'm thinking of excuses to post comments.
Been playing TF2, watching youtube videos and listening to music all day. Just being as lazy and filthy as possible, because during week days I'm busy with school from morning to night.

And what's up with you Yooyoo? (Yes, that's my personal nickname for you now.)
#5944 to #5942 - yooisa (12/06/2014) [-]
I noticed, but wasn't sure if it was like that from the beginning. I know what you mean. I don't do much because of work.

It's the big birthday weekend, so that's something. Two roommates' then mine Sunday. Maybe do something tonight, but I don't feel like doing **** right now. New monitor in today. Most people call me yuyu, but I like this one.

God, Yuri's so sex.
#5945 to #5944 - tanabata (12/06/2014) [-]
You're telling me this.
User avatar #5946 to #5945 - yooisa (12/06/2014) [-]
Dayum that's descriptive.
#5947 to #5946 - tanabata (12/06/2014) [-]
I used to roleplay.
#5948 to #5947 - yooisa (12/06/2014) [-]
Eh, I've never really been into anything like that. I have like no sex drive, so I mean.
#5949 to #5948 - tanabata (12/06/2014) [-]
You have no sex drive, and I have a too powerful sex drive.
We would make a good sitcom. 'The Asexual and The Rapist'
#5950 to #5949 - yooisa (12/06/2014) [-]
Seems like a bit extreme of a title. How does the pilot go?
User avatar #5943 to #5942 - tanabata (12/06/2014) [-]
**** , this text is so cash.
User avatar #5924 - unikornking ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
What the ***** your problem?
#5925 to #5924 - tanabata (12/02/2014) [-]
No problems here.
#5926 to #5925 - unikornking ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Do you take offense to the word ****** hentai man?
#5927 to #5926 - tanabata (12/02/2014) [-]
Not really. Do you?
#5928 to #5927 - unikornking ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Why did you thumb me down for posting that then?
#5929 to #5928 - tanabata (12/02/2014) [-]
I have this really bratty need to thumb down anyone who thumbs me down. I don't even care about thumbs, but I can't go on without returning the favour. But I like you so link me to the comment and I'll thumb ya up.
User avatar #5930 to #5929 - unikornking ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Original comment www.funnyjunk.com/videogames/1113786#1113786 you thumbed me down for seemingly no reason, so I do it to you, then you thumb down everything I posted on vg recently
#5931 to #5930 - tanabata (12/02/2014) [-]
There we go, all fixed.
#5932 to #5931 - unikornking ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Thanks, why did you even thumb down the original tho?
#5933 to #5932 - tanabata (12/02/2014) [-]
'Cause I'm unreasonably vengeful about the smallest things.
#5922 to #5921 - tanabata (11/28/2014) [-]
Man, that was glorious. I had either forgotten some of those moments or they didn't air.
#5917 - jettom ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
One thing lead to another.
I'm downloading your favorite anime to watch it on the train today.
What am I in for?
User avatar #5919 to #5917 - tanabata (11/22/2014) [-]
Well?
User avatar #5920 to #5919 - jettom ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Oda Nobuna
#5918 to #5917 - tanabata (11/17/2014) [-]
Steins;Gate or my previous favorite Oda Nobuna?
User avatar #5914 - adunsaveme (11/14/2014) [-]
le stoned tanabata face
#5915 to #5914 - tanabata (11/14/2014) [-]
Bruh, I smoke cute girls erry day.
#5911 - maxmekker (11/09/2014) [-]
Kawaii princess channels Yeezy into the anime dimension
Enjoy.
User avatar #5912 to #5911 - tanabata (11/09/2014) [-]
Seen it.
User avatar #5913 to #5912 - maxmekker (11/09/2014) [-]
awwww...
#5907 - hsm (11/05/2014) [-]
How've you been mang, haven't seen you posting hentai your research material lately.
#5908 to #5907 - tanabata (11/05/2014) [-]
It's horrible. I'm busy with school almost all day, every day. And when I'm not I just don't have enough alone time for myself. Haven't seen anime in a month, and barely any hentai.
#5909 to #5908 - hsm (11/05/2014) [-]
woah man sounds tough. I just got done with exams myself. Hang in there ***** . Btw, what are you doing in school?
#5910 to #5909 - tanabata (11/05/2014) [-]
A whole lot of chemistry and microbiology. I feel super dirty every time I'm there. All we need now is some radioactivity. That would completely the experience.
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