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talosknight

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Date Signed Up:12/26/2012
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    What the fuck? What the fuck?
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    Are you privileged? Are you privileged?
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latest user's comments

#9 - Hey, Poli Sci degrees are useful, they can get you into politi… 1 hour ago on Political Science though 0
#5 - As another aspiring Youtuber, my only advice for you is buy be… 7 hours ago on Up and Coming Youtuber! 0
#165 - As a Canadian, we have this. Know what it leads to? Years of r… 23 hours ago on AR-15 ≠ M-16 0
#12 - I have watched a goose chase down a child for no reason. Pick …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2016 on Bald Eagle vs Canadian Goose 0
#13 - knightbean (07/21/2016) [-]
they once did that.
I punted the fucker like a football.
It was glorious.
Now they fear me.
#8 - Sure, whatever you have to tell yourself. 07/21/2016 on Bald Eagle vs Canadian Goose 0
#6 - Hahaha, there is no honour from a Canada Goose. They know only…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/21/2016 on Bald Eagle vs Canadian Goose +4
#10 - knightbean (07/21/2016) [-]
I have geese that live on my property.
They are all large pussies.
You just have to yell at them and they scatter.
It's actually rather funny.
User avatar
#21 - politicalstuffs (07/21/2016) [-]
Try that shit in canada nothing different will happen ull just look like a retard yelling at geese like u always do X'D
#18 - lean (07/21/2016) [-]
Walk between the goose and it's young once. Bring a golf club with you, you can sacrifice the club and distract the goose long enough to escape it's wrath.
#26 - knightbean (07/22/2016) [-]
I did that with turkeys once.
The turkey got a similar punting.
I think it might have even gotten a little more distance.
#33 - lean (07/22/2016) [-]
If you punted a goose or an eagle all you got was a sore foot. You could punt a bowling ball further than one of those birds.

A turkey will straight up fuck you up if you piss it off. They jump up and stab you with their spurs. I fought one off with a shovel once, and had to go back in the garage because it wouldn't relent. It was either that or kill it.
User avatar
#12 - talosknight (07/21/2016) [-]
I have watched a goose chase down a child for no reason. Pick out a random kid and just go ape shit. Guess you have all the boring ones.
#13 - knightbean (07/21/2016) [-]
they once did that.
I punted the fucker like a football.
It was glorious.
Now they fear me.
User avatar
#11 - chuchiereaper (07/21/2016) [-]
Mate they're not decent God fearing American Geese, those are demented evil degenerate Canadians
#19 - anon (07/21/2016) [-]
"God fearing" - yeah because being afraid of the dark is really something to be proud of.
User avatar
#9 - chuchiereaper (07/21/2016) [-]
So what you're trying to say is like always, the American beat the evil fear spreading entity?
User avatar
#22 - politicalstuffs (07/21/2016) [-]
No they just absorb it and become an even more evil entity claiming to b heros, eg hiring nazi scientists just to try and beat the soviet union to the moon not too long after wwii
#4 - Picture  [+] (18 new replies) 07/21/2016 on Bald Eagle vs Canadian Goose +4
#7 - knightbean (07/21/2016) [-]
so in the end the goose ran away, and the eagle, seeing he had won the day, relented.
#29 - jaggsauce (07/22/2016) [-]
its funny that you use a picture of a knight, considering no American knights ever existed.

cultuwal approbwiation!
#36 - knightbean (07/22/2016) [-]
what was that gay looking horse man?
User avatar
#37 - jaggsauce (07/22/2016) [-]
i don't know, but i can tell you what he definitely was not: a knight
User avatar
#8 - talosknight (07/21/2016) [-]
Sure, whatever you have to tell yourself.
User avatar
#5 - chuchiereaper (07/21/2016) [-]
Little shit didn't want to die with honor.
User avatar
#6 - talosknight (07/21/2016) [-]
Hahaha, there is no honour from a Canada Goose. They know only how to instill fear, hatred and pain.
#10 - knightbean (07/21/2016) [-]
I have geese that live on my property.
They are all large pussies.
You just have to yell at them and they scatter.
It's actually rather funny.
User avatar
#21 - politicalstuffs (07/21/2016) [-]
Try that shit in canada nothing different will happen ull just look like a retard yelling at geese like u always do X'D
#18 - lean (07/21/2016) [-]
Walk between the goose and it's young once. Bring a golf club with you, you can sacrifice the club and distract the goose long enough to escape it's wrath.
#26 - knightbean (07/22/2016) [-]
I did that with turkeys once.
The turkey got a similar punting.
I think it might have even gotten a little more distance.
#33 - lean (07/22/2016) [-]
If you punted a goose or an eagle all you got was a sore foot. You could punt a bowling ball further than one of those birds.

A turkey will straight up fuck you up if you piss it off. They jump up and stab you with their spurs. I fought one off with a shovel once, and had to go back in the garage because it wouldn't relent. It was either that or kill it.
User avatar
#12 - talosknight (07/21/2016) [-]
I have watched a goose chase down a child for no reason. Pick out a random kid and just go ape shit. Guess you have all the boring ones.
#13 - knightbean (07/21/2016) [-]
they once did that.
I punted the fucker like a football.
It was glorious.
Now they fear me.
User avatar
#11 - chuchiereaper (07/21/2016) [-]
Mate they're not decent God fearing American Geese, those are demented evil degenerate Canadians
#19 - anon (07/21/2016) [-]
"God fearing" - yeah because being afraid of the dark is really something to be proud of.
User avatar
#9 - chuchiereaper (07/21/2016) [-]
So what you're trying to say is like always, the American beat the evil fear spreading entity?
User avatar
#22 - politicalstuffs (07/21/2016) [-]
No they just absorb it and become an even more evil entity claiming to b heros, eg hiring nazi scientists just to try and beat the soviet union to the moon not too long after wwii
#2 - The goose got away... You do know that right?  [+] (20 new replies) 07/21/2016 on Bald Eagle vs Canadian Goose +3
User avatar
#3 - chuchiereaper (07/21/2016) [-]
Looks pretty dead to me from here man.
#7 - knightbean (07/21/2016) [-]
so in the end the goose ran away, and the eagle, seeing he had won the day, relented.
#29 - jaggsauce (07/22/2016) [-]
its funny that you use a picture of a knight, considering no American knights ever existed.

cultuwal approbwiation!
#36 - knightbean (07/22/2016) [-]
what was that gay looking horse man?
User avatar
#37 - jaggsauce (07/22/2016) [-]
i don't know, but i can tell you what he definitely was not: a knight
User avatar
#8 - talosknight (07/21/2016) [-]
Sure, whatever you have to tell yourself.
User avatar
#5 - chuchiereaper (07/21/2016) [-]
Little shit didn't want to die with honor.
User avatar
#6 - talosknight (07/21/2016) [-]
Hahaha, there is no honour from a Canada Goose. They know only how to instill fear, hatred and pain.
#10 - knightbean (07/21/2016) [-]
I have geese that live on my property.
They are all large pussies.
You just have to yell at them and they scatter.
It's actually rather funny.
User avatar
#21 - politicalstuffs (07/21/2016) [-]
Try that shit in canada nothing different will happen ull just look like a retard yelling at geese like u always do X'D
#18 - lean (07/21/2016) [-]
Walk between the goose and it's young once. Bring a golf club with you, you can sacrifice the club and distract the goose long enough to escape it's wrath.
#26 - knightbean (07/22/2016) [-]
I did that with turkeys once.
The turkey got a similar punting.
I think it might have even gotten a little more distance.
#33 - lean (07/22/2016) [-]
If you punted a goose or an eagle all you got was a sore foot. You could punt a bowling ball further than one of those birds.

A turkey will straight up fuck you up if you piss it off. They jump up and stab you with their spurs. I fought one off with a shovel once, and had to go back in the garage because it wouldn't relent. It was either that or kill it.
User avatar
#12 - talosknight (07/21/2016) [-]
I have watched a goose chase down a child for no reason. Pick out a random kid and just go ape shit. Guess you have all the boring ones.
#13 - knightbean (07/21/2016) [-]
they once did that.
I punted the fucker like a football.
It was glorious.
Now they fear me.
User avatar
#11 - chuchiereaper (07/21/2016) [-]
Mate they're not decent God fearing American Geese, those are demented evil degenerate Canadians
#19 - anon (07/21/2016) [-]
"God fearing" - yeah because being afraid of the dark is really something to be proud of.
User avatar
#9 - chuchiereaper (07/21/2016) [-]
So what you're trying to say is like always, the American beat the evil fear spreading entity?
User avatar
#22 - politicalstuffs (07/21/2016) [-]
No they just absorb it and become an even more evil entity claiming to b heros, eg hiring nazi scientists just to try and beat the soviet union to the moon not too long after wwii
#15 - A plan I agree with whole heartedly 07/17/2016 on Heart break +1
#4 - Valor is the loudest  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2016 on pokemon go +2
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