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#47 - I enjoy some Beatles. So **** you.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/12/2014 on back street boys of the 60's +7
#57 - douthit (05/12/2014) [-]
Some. They're not the best.
User avatar #124 - talkingmouth (05/12/2014) [-]
Fuck Elvis. Beatles are 10x better than Elvis. And yes, some. I dont really like the lovely dovey songs
User avatar #123 - specialone (05/12/2014) [-]
That's the most retarded quote ever. Without slavery there wouldn't be Rolling Stones.

Slavery brought traditional African music to America which was then transformed into blues with the introduction of the guitar. From there blues transformed to rock.
User avatar #68 - mountaindewkie (05/12/2014) [-]
More like "without Chuck Berry there would be no beatles"
User avatar #112 - derpsenderp (05/12/2014) [-]
without Ringo there would be no bea... oh wait
User avatar #153 - mcbigballz (05/12/2014) [-]
I love how everyone knew Ringo sucked at drums and he didn't care.
#14 - Lol I love 7 year olds claiming they're older than they really… 05/10/2014 on should have worn his turban +12
#44 - I've always had this opinion. 05/03/2014 on (untitled) 0
#24 - I really hate Call of Duty.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2014 on Democracy? Democracy. 0
User avatar #25 - slenderwolf (05/03/2014) [-]
This one shows promise, I'm not gonna get fooled into paying top dollar for it, but I'll certainly keep an eye on it.
User avatar #33 - priestoftheoldones (05/04/2014) [-]
I think the same. I could tell ghosts was not going to be good when the only thing any one could say was "It's got a dog," and "A power line could fall,". People wanted change in CODs and now there's going to be the jump'in and the mech suits and the punch'in.
#11 - I think the Vietnam Dogtag thing is ******** . We …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on Random Fact Comp 18 0
#12 - anonymous (05/03/2014) [-]
But a lot of dead dogs were found
#9 - I still have no ******* idea. 04/27/2014 on How QR codes work (slowed) +3
#153 - I see it now. I hear that rusty ass voice. "You stay. I g…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on Saddest moments in your... 0
User avatar #154 - cocainecowboy (04/26/2014) [-]
fun fact: Vin deisel plays the voice of the iron giant
#145 - My father (not my dad, I have a stepdad and regardless o…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on Cool Parents Comp 0
User avatar #153 - peanutbraddle (04/25/2014) [-]
Have you tried calling him?
#79 - Once again, emotions are chemical reactions. Completely reproducible.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on mercury resonating @... +1
User avatar #80 - welfarekid (04/25/2014) [-]
Although... never before reproduced to stimulate an artificial thought or emotion..
how is that true if has never happened. Everything you're saying is speculation and has not happened.
#78 - Thats exactly what I'm telling you  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on mercury resonating @... 0
User avatar #81 - rebornpotato (04/25/2014) [-]
I am an idiot
#75 - No, we are machines. What is life? Birth. Learn. Reproduc…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2014 on mercury resonating @... +1
User avatar #76 - welfarekid (04/25/2014) [-]
I am aware we are a cog in the machine but life is boring that way.
But we are not the machine.
I know that everything I do will be for the advancement of humanity, but I am not doing it for that, I am doing it to make my family proud, to make myself proud, for my future children.
We are not like bacteria that only have a few hours to reproduce evolve and die, we have emotion, ambition, thought.
Inb4 Irobot.
User avatar #79 - talkingmouth (04/25/2014) [-]
Once again, emotions are chemical reactions. Completely reproducible.
User avatar #80 - welfarekid (04/25/2014) [-]
Although... never before reproduced to stimulate an artificial thought or emotion..
how is that true if has never happened. Everything you're saying is speculation and has not happened.
#72 - League of Legends sucks. inb4 more red thumbs becaus…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on mercury resonating @... 0
User avatar #73 - unlithe (04/25/2014) [-]
i don't play it because i'ts good i play it because the champ i use explodes a few seconds anfter hp hits zero. i commit suicide then chase my friends around the map screaming ALLAHU ACKBAR. THAT is why i play.
#70 - Lifesaver bringin' the make-you-think guns. 04/25/2014 on mercury resonating @... +1
#69 - Comment deleted 04/25/2014 on mercury resonating @... 0
#68 - I dont care about Cleverbot. Cleverbot is nothing. And no, our…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/25/2014 on mercury resonating @... +1
User avatar #71 - welfarekid (04/25/2014) [-]
I don't mean electrical signals, I mean synapses send messages and we react to it individually, we all want different things, think in different ways, and act on separate and different occasions.
in 2025 come back and tell me you told me so, but i'll believe it when I see it.
User avatar #75 - talkingmouth (04/25/2014) [-]
No, we are machines. What is life?
Birth. Learn. Reproduce. Die.
Birth. Learn. Reproduce. Die.
Birth. Learn. Reproduce. Die.

Take a look at the works of a man tortured by his own discovery. Human kindness is essentially a tool in us used to benefit the human race. We are not doing it to be kind, to make ourselves feel better. We are doing to because it betters the species, no matter how insignificant the act.

Call me dark, call me negative, but I'm comfortable with all of these ideas. I am comfortable with no afterlife too, but I find it fun imagining what is after death. I live my life the way I see fit. I don't avoid kindness even though I know what it is, of course I still promote it.
But, in the end, we are machines.
User avatar #76 - welfarekid (04/25/2014) [-]
I am aware we are a cog in the machine but life is boring that way.
But we are not the machine.
I know that everything I do will be for the advancement of humanity, but I am not doing it for that, I am doing it to make my family proud, to make myself proud, for my future children.
We are not like bacteria that only have a few hours to reproduce evolve and die, we have emotion, ambition, thought.
Inb4 Irobot.
User avatar #79 - talkingmouth (04/25/2014) [-]
Once again, emotions are chemical reactions. Completely reproducible.
User avatar #80 - welfarekid (04/25/2014) [-]
Although... never before reproduced to stimulate an artificial thought or emotion..
how is that true if has never happened. Everything you're saying is speculation and has not happened.
#122 - Deserving of top comment^ 04/25/2014 on I can vouch for this +2
#62 - Stay the **** on. 04/25/2014 on mercury resonating @... 0
#61 - Then get the **** off. 04/25/2014 on mercury resonating @... -1
#60 - Never heard of Fringe. TV show?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2014 on mercury resonating @... 0
User avatar #66 - unlithe (04/25/2014) [-]
go look it up i'm about to go into a game of LoL
User avatar #72 - talkingmouth (04/25/2014) [-]
League of Legends sucks.
inb4 more red thumbs because i disagree with majority opinion
User avatar #73 - unlithe (04/25/2014) [-]
i don't play it because i'ts good i play it because the champ i use explodes a few seconds anfter hp hits zero. i commit suicide then chase my friends around the map screaming ALLAHU ACKBAR. THAT is why i play.
#59 - Hey dumbass, they didn't inhale. They used smoking agents to c…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2014 on mercury resonating @... 0
User avatar #77 - rebornpotato (04/25/2014) [-]
Well i did not know that, ya learn something new everyday, thank you for enlightening me.

On a joking note, so what you are telling me is they were pulling a Bill Clinton before it was cool.
User avatar #78 - talkingmouth (04/25/2014) [-]
Thats exactly what I'm telling you
User avatar #81 - rebornpotato (04/25/2014) [-]
I am an idiot
#58 - If you truly think the human brain in a machine is not right a…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/25/2014 on mercury resonating @... +1
User avatar #64 - welfarekid (04/25/2014) [-]
I am aware we are a biological computer, but that is more complex than any possible computer. We have chemical reactions and electrical stimulus that simply can not be recreated. We have wants and needs, and computers simply don't. We have synapses that send impulses that are complex and unique even from individual to individual. There is not a possibility of a true, learning and free thinking computer.
Don't try using cleverbot as an example, because cleverbot is not free thinking either, or leaning, it uses algorithms to determine what a human may say in that situation, picks from a database of saved phrases, and can't carry on a conversation.
You are quite the conspiracist though.
User avatar #68 - talkingmouth (04/25/2014) [-]
I dont care about Cleverbot. Cleverbot is nothing. And no, our synapses do not send impulses that are individual to us, those are just electrical signals. We can manipulate those extensively. Every 2 years, our computer technology proficiency doubles. We will be creating people in computers sooner than we are prepared for.
User avatar #71 - welfarekid (04/25/2014) [-]
I don't mean electrical signals, I mean synapses send messages and we react to it individually, we all want different things, think in different ways, and act on separate and different occasions.
in 2025 come back and tell me you told me so, but i'll believe it when I see it.
User avatar #75 - talkingmouth (04/25/2014) [-]
No, we are machines. What is life?
Birth. Learn. Reproduce. Die.
Birth. Learn. Reproduce. Die.
Birth. Learn. Reproduce. Die.

Take a look at the works of a man tortured by his own discovery. Human kindness is essentially a tool in us used to benefit the human race. We are not doing it to be kind, to make ourselves feel better. We are doing to because it betters the species, no matter how insignificant the act.

Call me dark, call me negative, but I'm comfortable with all of these ideas. I am comfortable with no afterlife too, but I find it fun imagining what is after death. I live my life the way I see fit. I don't avoid kindness even though I know what it is, of course I still promote it.
But, in the end, we are machines.
User avatar #76 - welfarekid (04/25/2014) [-]
I am aware we are a cog in the machine but life is boring that way.
But we are not the machine.
I know that everything I do will be for the advancement of humanity, but I am not doing it for that, I am doing it to make my family proud, to make myself proud, for my future children.
We are not like bacteria that only have a few hours to reproduce evolve and die, we have emotion, ambition, thought.
Inb4 Irobot.
User avatar #79 - talkingmouth (04/25/2014) [-]
Once again, emotions are chemical reactions. Completely reproducible.
User avatar #80 - welfarekid (04/25/2014) [-]
Although... never before reproduced to stimulate an artificial thought or emotion..
how is that true if has never happened. Everything you're saying is speculation and has not happened.
#255 - *becomes a radical and creates a cult worshiping Admin as the messiah* 04/24/2014 on Repent your sins in here 0
#23 - Wow, it seems everybody here knows all there is to know about …  [+] (16 new replies) 04/24/2014 on mercury resonating @... +2
User avatar #55 - welfarekid (04/25/2014) [-]
Actually..
I am pretty damn positive no machine can literally duplicate an actual human brain.
We are living breathing organisms with 70,000 unique, unprogrammed, spontaneous thoughts each and everyday.
And we more untapped potential than a machine.
Machines will never be comparable to the ever advancing human brain, sure we aren't calculators, but we invented the calculator, and we tell it what to do, because that is how it is programmed.
I believe in 150 more years, humans will be how we depict alien societies, with all focuses on progress, we will be less compassionate and more ambitious with less religious focuses and rid ourselves of anything considered "inferior". An intentional and forced natural selection, which would, by their logic, increase productivity and progress.
User avatar #63 - lifesavers (04/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, but as far as science is concerned, the human brain is extremely similar to a CPU. Then again, we don't know everything about the brain. But the big thing is, we will more than likely make machines more intellectually powerful than humans. If you look, Ray Kurzweil and lots of other notable scientists wrote a ton on the subject, and not a single one says it's impossible or even improbable.
User avatar #65 - welfarekid (04/25/2014) [-]
It's not 100% improbably, but really think, the brain is a biological, carbon based. Machines only have an artificial intelligence based on algorithms created by humans, therefore I don't see them ever having true intelligence.
User avatar #67 - lifesavers (04/25/2014) [-]
But think about it: Your DNA. It determines what proteins and what enzymes do what, where, and when to control everything in your body, even your feelings, thoughts, and actions.
Just like a computer program.
User avatar #74 - welfarekid (04/25/2014) [-]
But it duplicates itself.
Algorithms that make a CPU work are like the DNA that makes the brain work, except they are artificial.
User avatar #70 - talkingmouth (04/25/2014) [-]
Lifesaver bringin' the make-you-think guns.
#69 - talkingmouth has deleted their comment.
User avatar #58 - talkingmouth (04/25/2014) [-]
If you truly think the human brain in a machine is not right around the corner, you're terribly wrong. We are nothing but biological computers. Our brainwaves can be read (yes, think of mind reading) and can produce a rough image on screen. Feelings of religious euphoria can be created by stimulating right parietal lobe with a magnetic coil. Feelings emotions are chemical reactions.

We are computers. Very complex, but computers nonetheless.
User avatar #64 - welfarekid (04/25/2014) [-]
I am aware we are a biological computer, but that is more complex than any possible computer. We have chemical reactions and electrical stimulus that simply can not be recreated. We have wants and needs, and computers simply don't. We have synapses that send impulses that are complex and unique even from individual to individual. There is not a possibility of a true, learning and free thinking computer.
Don't try using cleverbot as an example, because cleverbot is not free thinking either, or leaning, it uses algorithms to determine what a human may say in that situation, picks from a database of saved phrases, and can't carry on a conversation.
You are quite the conspiracist though.
User avatar #68 - talkingmouth (04/25/2014) [-]
I dont care about Cleverbot. Cleverbot is nothing. And no, our synapses do not send impulses that are individual to us, those are just electrical signals. We can manipulate those extensively. Every 2 years, our computer technology proficiency doubles. We will be creating people in computers sooner than we are prepared for.
User avatar #71 - welfarekid (04/25/2014) [-]
I don't mean electrical signals, I mean synapses send messages and we react to it individually, we all want different things, think in different ways, and act on separate and different occasions.
in 2025 come back and tell me you told me so, but i'll believe it when I see it.
User avatar #75 - talkingmouth (04/25/2014) [-]
No, we are machines. What is life?
Birth. Learn. Reproduce. Die.
Birth. Learn. Reproduce. Die.
Birth. Learn. Reproduce. Die.

Take a look at the works of a man tortured by his own discovery. Human kindness is essentially a tool in us used to benefit the human race. We are not doing it to be kind, to make ourselves feel better. We are doing to because it betters the species, no matter how insignificant the act.

Call me dark, call me negative, but I'm comfortable with all of these ideas. I am comfortable with no afterlife too, but I find it fun imagining what is after death. I live my life the way I see fit. I don't avoid kindness even though I know what it is, of course I still promote it.
But, in the end, we are machines.
User avatar #76 - welfarekid (04/25/2014) [-]
I am aware we are a cog in the machine but life is boring that way.
But we are not the machine.
I know that everything I do will be for the advancement of humanity, but I am not doing it for that, I am doing it to make my family proud, to make myself proud, for my future children.
We are not like bacteria that only have a few hours to reproduce evolve and die, we have emotion, ambition, thought.
Inb4 Irobot.
User avatar #79 - talkingmouth (04/25/2014) [-]
Once again, emotions are chemical reactions. Completely reproducible.
User avatar #80 - welfarekid (04/25/2014) [-]
Although... never before reproduced to stimulate an artificial thought or emotion..
how is that true if has never happened. Everything you're saying is speculation and has not happened.
User avatar #51 - redstag (04/25/2014) [-]
I like the way you think bro.
#21 - The **** is fringe?  [+] (9 new replies) 04/24/2014 on mercury resonating @... 0
User avatar #22 - unlithe (04/24/2014) [-]
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this is BAIT okay then sorry didn't realize please continue.
#30 - anonymous (04/24/2014) [-]
Wow, way to be a cunt
User avatar #33 - unlithe (04/25/2014) [-]
what did i do? fringe is pretty damn famous i don't think someone with access to the internet would NOT know what it is
User avatar #60 - talkingmouth (04/25/2014) [-]
Never heard of Fringe. TV show?
User avatar #66 - unlithe (04/25/2014) [-]
go look it up i'm about to go into a game of LoL
User avatar #72 - talkingmouth (04/25/2014) [-]
League of Legends sucks.
inb4 more red thumbs because i disagree with majority opinion
User avatar #73 - unlithe (04/25/2014) [-]
i don't play it because i'ts good i play it because the champ i use explodes a few seconds anfter hp hits zero. i commit suicide then chase my friends around the map screaming ALLAHU ACKBAR. THAT is why i play.
#40 - sladee has deleted their comment.
User avatar #39 - sladee (04/25/2014) [-]
Guess what?
I don't know what fringe is.
#20 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2014 on mercury resonating @... -1
User avatar #24 - goobyman (04/24/2014) [-]
Many readers of this list are probably already familiar with Edgar Fouche's description of the USA's Top Secret TR-3B triangular shaped nuclear powered aerospace craft. If not, read about it here:
......
this website is so full of stupid i cannot even, just like tumblr.
User avatar #61 - talkingmouth (04/25/2014) [-]
Then get the fuck off.
#29 - anonymous (04/24/2014) [-]
The YB-36 was a nuclear powered bomber, what's so silly about a nuclear stealth craft.
.....
These users are so full of stupid I cannon even, just like tumblr.
User avatar #62 - talkingmouth (04/25/2014) [-]
Stay the fuck on.
User avatar #57 - welfarekid (04/25/2014) [-]
Nuclear power actually exists

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User avatar #13 - donjulio (12/13/2014) [-]
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#12 - donjulio (12/03/2014) [-]
Here's some feels for you!
User avatar #10 to #8 - talkingmouth (08/28/2014) [-]
where the **** did you come from
how long have you been here
how have i not noticed
User avatar #11 to #10 - soundofwinter (08/29/2014) [-]
(06/24/2014)

3 months
User avatar #7 - talkingmouth (01/17/2014) [-]
***** sake I'm still packing...
User avatar #6 - talkingmouth (07/12/2011) [-]
Almost a year later:
Still on my way...
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