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talkingmouth  

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:5/10/2009
Last Login:5/23/2013
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Content Ranking:#8324
Comment Ranking:#3586
Highest Content Rank:#8301
Highest Comment Rank:#2175
Content Thumbs: 449 total,  717 ,  268
Comment Thumbs: 3030 total,  5311 ,  2281
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 44 Content: Sammich eater → Level 45 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 30% (30/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:9
Content Views:30366
Times Content Favorited:73 times
Total Comments Made:2221
FJ Points:3696
Favorite Tags: Rucka (6)
Fear my nipples.
Fear them.

latest user's comments

#1025 - You are. 03/22/2013 on interesting photos explained -1
#1024 - THERES NO STOPPING THE FEEL TRAIN 03/22/2013 on interesting photos explained 0
#32 - I dont even have a proper reaction pic to describe the amount … 03/22/2013 on Anthem of the Angels 0
#5 - Rorschachs Journal. October 12, 1985. Dog carcass in the alley…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on Chimichanga? +7
User avatar #6 - mmmilovemeth (03/19/2013) [-]
This is the greatest speech ever, IMHO

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Vg4uyYwEk
#24 - BITCH GET THE FUCK OFF THE LAVA YOU WANNA DIE BITCH 03/19/2013 on Best game ever +18
#47 - COME ON GUYS WERE GOING STREAKING WERE GOING STREAKING GUYS 03/19/2013 on Follow me, TO FREEDOM 0
#277 - You fucker. My comment was NOT for you. It was for gaaay 03/15/2013 on I want to try this.. +5
#820 - And a hooker 03/15/2013 on Sex or money, you decide 0
#6 - 9/10 would play again 03/15/2013 on Way Hey And Up She Rises +1
#14 - Wtf.. I butter get to the bottom of this. 03/15/2013 on Butter safe than sorry +1
#814 - Well fuck. At least I have 20$  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2013 on Sex or money, you decide +1
User avatar #820 - talkingmouth (03/15/2013) [-]
And a hooker
User avatar #819 - agwd (03/15/2013) [-]
Annnnnd that just reinstated your boss status lool
#259 - ^ Epic  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2013 on I want to try this.. +5
User avatar #277 - talkingmouth (03/15/2013) [-]
You fucker. My comment was NOT for you.
It was for gaaay
#276 - nocta (03/15/2013) [-]
#807 - WOOOO TOP COMMENT!  [+] (4 new replies) 03/14/2013 on Sex or money, you decide -1
User avatar #813 - agwd (03/14/2013) [-]
Annnnnnd that comment just killed your boss comment.
User avatar #814 - talkingmouth (03/14/2013) [-]
Well fuck.
At least I have 20$
User avatar #820 - talkingmouth (03/15/2013) [-]
And a hooker
User avatar #819 - agwd (03/15/2013) [-]
Annnnnd that just reinstated your boss status lool
#789 - I just want you all to know how honored I am to currently b…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/14/2013 on Sex or money, you decide -1
User avatar #807 - talkingmouth (03/14/2013) [-]
WOOOO TOP COMMENT!
User avatar #813 - agwd (03/14/2013) [-]
Annnnnnd that comment just killed your boss comment.
User avatar #814 - talkingmouth (03/14/2013) [-]
Well fuck.
At least I have 20$
User avatar #820 - talkingmouth (03/15/2013) [-]
And a hooker
User avatar #819 - agwd (03/15/2013) [-]
Annnnnd that just reinstated your boss status lool
#79 - I is officially the time era of Augmentation. God help us all 03/14/2013 on Bionic Prosthetic Hand Ties... 0
#2 - "We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon… 03/14/2013 on JFK 0
#12 - Take the money. Buy a hooker.  [+] (21 new replies) 03/14/2013 on Sex or money, you decide +442
User avatar #826 - anikinskywalker (03/15/2013) [-]
But it won't be any person you want, just whoever is "on the market".
User avatar #789 - talkingmouth (03/14/2013) [-]
I just want you all to know how honored I am to currently be in the Top Comments!
User avatar #807 - talkingmouth (03/14/2013) [-]
WOOOO TOP COMMENT!
User avatar #813 - agwd (03/14/2013) [-]
Annnnnnd that comment just killed your boss comment.
User avatar #814 - talkingmouth (03/14/2013) [-]
Well fuck.
At least I have 20$
User avatar #820 - talkingmouth (03/15/2013) [-]
And a hooker
User avatar #819 - agwd (03/15/2013) [-]
Annnnnd that just reinstated your boss status lool
#695 - toiletpaper (03/14/2013) [-]
$20 whores EVERY DAY!!! :D
#847 - ineedasaucenow (03/16/2013) [-]
Can I get a source on that .gif?
#543 - thewaftingwario (03/14/2013) [-]
A hooker? For 20$?? Brave....
User avatar #809 - gilliam (03/14/2013) [-]
If you wait two days you can already have a 40 dollar hooker! that doubled the quallity!
Good things come to those who have patience.
#805 - iamphoenix (03/14/2013) [-]
That's why you save money, fuhl.
#640 - enlil (03/14/2013) [-]
lel
#637 - theholum (03/14/2013) [-]
Kill it god damnit!
#415 - lennyright (03/14/2013) [-]
"You've forgotten the most important thing about whores. You don't buy them; you only rent them" - Tyrion Lannister
#17 - dragongod (03/14/2013) [-]
This guy knows what's what.
Make sure to not to get a $20 hooker though.
Else this will be you later.
#75 - defensive (03/14/2013) [-]
I think you mean this one.
#172 - buttholee Comment deleted by talkingmouth
User avatar #353 - crellow (03/14/2013) [-]
no he did not .. that's why he didn't get !!!!Defensive!!!!
#444 - hillbillypowpow (03/14/2013) [-]
DEFENSIVE!
User avatar #710 - crellow (03/14/2013) [-]
that one's better than mine
#4 - No, that WAS Kurt Cobain. 03/14/2013 on fourderp -8
#2 - wat 03/14/2013 on Litteratur 0
#1 - is that kurt cobain?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/13/2013 on fourderp -11
#3 - theincorrigibleone (03/14/2013) [-]
No...
THIS is Kurt Cobain.
#9 - wholesomeburn (03/19/2013) [-]
#11 - wholesomeburn (03/19/2013) [-]
If it is older than a week, I don't post, anything before that is fair game...
#10 - theincorrigibleone (03/19/2013) [-]
where the hell is my slowpoke .png when I need it?
User avatar #4 - talkingmouth (03/14/2013) [-]
No, that WAS Kurt Cobain.
#2 - N. Korean citizen (03/14/2013) [-]
go home.
#3 - Ha Its funny because it Joan of Arc 03/13/2013 on She was hot... 0
#69 - Are not all of us a bit crazy?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2013 on HELL YEAH AMERICA! 0
User avatar #70 - animationhac (03/15/2013) [-]
We are all weird, not crazy lol
#48 - To all those objecting my comment above: Exaggeration is a…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2013 on HELL YEAH AMERICA! -1
User avatar #49 - animationhac (03/13/2013) [-]
Culture is all around us. In the US many places have culture. We have native american culture that in my opinion is beautiful! No country is entirely classy (if you mean people wise). Landscape other places have can be amazing but than again, I believe America has amazing places too (outside of the city). I guess it takes a special eye to see the beauty in things. Politicans are stupid, I agree. I think your feelings for America are too strong for what this land is. I am not saying its the best (personally I believe Japan's culture is the most beautiful). Idk, I think your ideals are a bit too crazy...
User avatar #69 - talkingmouth (03/13/2013) [-]
Are not all of us a bit crazy?
User avatar #70 - animationhac (03/15/2013) [-]
We are all weird, not crazy lol
#47 - Yes, its a supporting detail as to why I cant leave. I legall… 03/13/2013 on HELL YEAH AMERICA! -3
#29 - Im 15. Give my the money and the ability to live by myself and…  [+] (17 new replies) 03/13/2013 on HELL YEAH AMERICA! -13
User avatar #65 - ronyx (03/13/2013) [-]
Bro, you need to move a week to some third world country to learn to appreciate the shit you got.
User avatar #52 - goodguygary (03/13/2013) [-]
you're fifteen? edgy teen who thinks "murica horrible place, me go elsewhere" it doesn't magically get fucking better because you move(unless it's out of some sort of ghetto, but not the point), it might even get worse. grow up.
#45 - ltsparky (03/13/2013) [-]
I don't get why people include their age when they say things like this. Does you being a 15 year old mean something?
User avatar #47 - talkingmouth (03/13/2013) [-]
Yes, its a supporting detail as to why I cant leave. I legally cannot travel internationally without a legal guardian to supervise the international flights.
#39 - misterbonzo (03/13/2013) [-]
middle earth?
#37 - thebesttrumpeteer (03/13/2013) [-]
well then
#33 - lordaurion (03/13/2013) [-]
>New Zealand
>Middle Earth
Excuse me while I dump some appropriate reactions to your comment.
User avatar #40 - needmoredairy (03/13/2013) [-]
I think hes referring to the fact that Lord of the Rings was filmed in New Zealand.
#41 - lordaurion (03/13/2013) [-]
That doesn't make him any less wrong. Middle Earth has always meant Western Europe.
#34 - lordaurion (03/13/2013) [-]
#35 - lordaurion (03/13/2013) [-]
#36 - lordaurion (03/13/2013) [-]
I think that about covers it.
User avatar #31 - animationhac (03/13/2013) [-]
Y-know. You need to be I believe 18 to have a funnyjunk account. Plus, America is not that bad (its not the best but its not BAD). Leave when you're 18 but I doubt you really will..
User avatar #48 - talkingmouth (03/13/2013) [-]
To all those objecting my comment above:
Exaggeration is apparently unrecognized on FJ.
Its my dream to leave America and live in a less populated country, or perhaps a country with more class and culture. Look at Venice! Theres an option! Or how about the Faroe Islands? Some of the world most beautiful come from images of the Faroe.
America to me is a cultural wasteland. Blame it on where I'm growing up. Springfield, IL. This place fucking sucks. Blame is on what the fuck is going on around us. Our politicians are fucking brain-dead psychopaths! Legislation and law will not save America. Stupid laws that affect the minority and punish the majority!

I will not die in America
User avatar #49 - animationhac (03/13/2013) [-]
Culture is all around us. In the US many places have culture. We have native american culture that in my opinion is beautiful! No country is entirely classy (if you mean people wise). Landscape other places have can be amazing but than again, I believe America has amazing places too (outside of the city). I guess it takes a special eye to see the beauty in things. Politicans are stupid, I agree. I think your feelings for America are too strong for what this land is. I am not saying its the best (personally I believe Japan's culture is the most beautiful). Idk, I think your ideals are a bit too crazy...
User avatar #69 - talkingmouth (03/13/2013) [-]
Are not all of us a bit crazy?
User avatar #70 - animationhac (03/15/2013) [-]
We are all weird, not crazy lol
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User avatar #6 - talkingmouth (07/12/2011) [-]
Almost a year later:
Still on my way...
User avatar #4 - Moog (12/03/2010) [-]
I read your one comment on The Saddest Thing Ever. I'm sorry about your dog :( my dog is blind and getting older, it's going to be really sad when she goes. It's always sad when a dog dies. <3
#3 - talkingmouth (11/11/2010) [-]
ON MY WAY TO FUNNYJUNK FAME!
ON MY WAY TO FUNNYJUNK FAME!
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