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#148 - I can do math. I can do Algebra. I can do some Algebra II. Don… 02/28/2014 on always the question you... 0
#14 - I love this poem so much. It helps me keep an open mind. 02/28/2014 on masks +1
#91 - Lion steak 02/28/2014 on Last meals. 0
#44 - YES. 02/27/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... 0
#67 - I sent this to my ex. She still hasnt said anything. … 02/27/2014 on Desc. +1
#59 - this made me so ******* happy 02/27/2014 on Desc. 0
#67 - Hey bookbitch, some of us are history buffs. Some are math buf…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2014 on always the question you... 0
#102 - scant (02/28/2014) [-]
Figures. Can't do math for shit, has to hit people to get his point across.
User avatar #148 - talkingmouth (02/28/2014) [-]
I can do math. I can do Algebra. I can do some Algebra II. Dont talk to me about trig, calc, stats, or even physics. Fuck. That.

But ask me about history and you'll get a lecture.
Ask me about science and I'm a textbook.
Ask me when my LEXILE reading comprehension score is and you'll find I'm a junior with the reading level of my fucking literature teacher.

But fuck math.
#7 - Comment deleted 02/27/2014 on Movie night?? 0
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on Movie night?? 0
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#665 - ALL I DID WAS WATCH HALF OF A DOCUMENTARY AND CAME BACK TO FJ … 02/27/2014 on Damn you Bronies +1
#109 - EXPEDITION POSTPONED. I have to sleep this off. I'm f…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Damn you Bronies +50
#121 - vorarephilia (02/27/2014) [-]
shit. we lost one.
User avatar #144 - bagguhsleep (02/27/2014) [-]
rip in pieces talkingmouth

defeated by euphoria

;_;7
User avatar #419 - teddybearlove (02/27/2014) [-]
>rip
in pieces
#102 - ALSO Just about every one of these people stories beg…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Damn you Bronies +22
#306 - rdobet (02/27/2014) [-]
Pretty sure DeLancie and others were trying to keep it family friendly.
User avatar #109 - talkingmouth (02/27/2014) [-]
EXPEDITION POSTPONED.

I have to sleep this off. I'm feeling... I dont know... I'm feeling...

Fedora... fedora... I need... a fedora...
#121 - vorarephilia (02/27/2014) [-]
shit. we lost one.
User avatar #144 - bagguhsleep (02/27/2014) [-]
rip in pieces talkingmouth

defeated by euphoria

;_;7
User avatar #419 - teddybearlove (02/27/2014) [-]
>rip
in pieces
#100 - OKAY. I made it 45 minutes in. Rough ride. Parents gave me a f…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Damn you Bronies +21
User avatar #194 - sadisticsalmon (02/27/2014) [-]
Oh shit, I was a brony for a while, I stopped when I realised what I had become, but I know the Iraqi you're talking about, I actually quite liked his music
User avatar #178 - hates (02/27/2014) [-]
As an ex-brony, I can say that the Israeli guy who made music is one of the most famous people to make MLP music. But it must suck for him to be just about the only brony in his country.
User avatar #312 - hideyoshi (02/27/2014) [-]
I understand that he actually dislikes being refer'd to as a "brony musician" anymore, and in fact, a lot of the "famous" brony musicians are trying to get away from the scene. all i know for sure is he dislikes it when he's referred to as "tombstone". cant really blame him
#307 - rdobet (02/27/2014) [-]
Tomb's a cool guy, and he's about 1 of 3 that I know personally in Israel.
User avatar #108 - vorarephilia (02/27/2014) [-]
Leather fedora? why.jpg

actually yeah, there is a lot of music for mlp, some of it is actually not bad most isn't praiseworthy tho.

Brace yourself, If i can infer anything from it, they are going to get extra preachy near the end.
User avatar #102 - talkingmouth (02/27/2014) [-]
ALSO

Just about every one of these people stories begins with "I was sad and lonely..." or some variation of that.
So far, NO mention of "clopping" has appeared.
#306 - rdobet (02/27/2014) [-]
Pretty sure DeLancie and others were trying to keep it family friendly.
User avatar #109 - talkingmouth (02/27/2014) [-]
EXPEDITION POSTPONED.

I have to sleep this off. I'm feeling... I dont know... I'm feeling...

Fedora... fedora... I need... a fedora...
#121 - vorarephilia (02/27/2014) [-]
shit. we lost one.
User avatar #144 - bagguhsleep (02/27/2014) [-]
rip in pieces talkingmouth

defeated by euphoria

;_;7
User avatar #419 - teddybearlove (02/27/2014) [-]
>rip
in pieces
#95 - Guys. Im sorry. The fedoras stopped me. I made it 45 mins …  [+] (12 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Damn you Bronies +244
#373 - deckbox (02/27/2014) [-]
the Deckbox Freelance Journalist reports suggest that the migration to the brony documentary has been cut short at 45 minutes and is now in a medical facility recovering from severe dehydration and internal bleeding due to excess vomiting, we shall get more as news comes in bu the signs are that he barely made it back alive.

this highly dangerous expedition has left many at the wayside or dead, there are several detailed accounts of fedoras and autism consistently attacking peoples senses and leaving them disorientated and dangerously ill from coming into contact with the Brony convention documentary so it is reported that we heavily advise you avoid this route due to risk to personal well being .
#368 - disruptard (02/27/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!

I also decided to try watching this monstrosity before reading the comments, I made it 43 minutes through and I couldn't handle it anymore. Apparently we reached some form of threshold.
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#303 - rdobet (02/27/2014) [-]
There's actually another documentary being made.
Apparently we're fucking forest creatures.
User avatar #110 - komandantmirkoo (02/27/2014) [-]
yes we have just gotten the confirmation. talkingmouth has indeed come back from his high risk mission. rumors say that he saw betas and tipped fedoras everywhere, and there have even been speculations of weapons of mass cringe. talkingmouth is indeed a true funnyjunkian hero.
#551 - rockcandy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #552 - abyx (02/27/2014) [-]
Fuckin' cold candy, back to you.
#556 - nighkey (02/27/2014) [-]
IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS.
#545 - pkrbarmovie (02/27/2014) [-]
You went a tad too far with that news shit for it to be funny.
#101 - cthulhusmilkman (02/27/2014) [-]
You went further than the rest of us dared to adventure. Bravo to you.
User avatar #99 - vorarephilia (02/27/2014) [-]
I am glad to see you are alive.Hopefully you aren't in to bad shape Just in case, a little something to relax all cringe you may have endured You'll be back to normal in no time.

Cutest Kitten EVER - Can't Roll Over

after watching that, what can you report about it?
User avatar #633 - jacksipian (02/27/2014) [-]
include
#21 - Imma Netflix that **** RIGHT NOW and be back with…  [+] (87 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Damn you Bronies +296
User avatar #665 - talkingmouth (02/27/2014) [-]
ALL I DID WAS WATCH HALF OF A DOCUMENTARY AND CAME BACK TO FJ AFTER WORK AND I FOUND MYSELF RETURNING FROM A WARZONE. NOW THIS THREAD HAS LIKE 5 OF THE TOP 10 COMMENTS.

Also, I'm finishing the doc after MMA (7-8:30) so I'll finish it then. Thanks to "hates" for taking the mic in my time of recovery.

fedora... pinkie pie... bro... ny....
#584 - meinneger (02/27/2014) [-]
I really enjoyed it, you know? Unsurprisingly, it really showed me that these people genuinely do just want a place to feel at home, a place to feel loved and accepted. I think that's wonderful.
#477 - kristovsky (02/27/2014) [-]
I....I feel it is my duty, as a fellow funnyjunk bro to investigate...but I can tell I wont like what I find...
User avatar #295 - simmen (02/27/2014) [-]
It's been 8 hours. Police suspects that talkingmouth has committed suicide, or worse, gone out to buy a fedora.
User avatar #146 - hates (02/27/2014) [-]
I'll brave it too. I'll see how long I can go.

I might be able to go a bit longer, since I used to be a softcore brony, until the hardcore ones scared me off.
User avatar #154 - hates (02/27/2014) [-]
Jesus, this is cringey. They animated a pony university where some instructor does a horrible rhyming half-song about ponies and the various generations of MLP tv shows
User avatar #536 - ataliania (02/27/2014) [-]
That was actually JanAnimations on YouTube, they do a pretty good job on stuff.
#335 - Womens Study Major (02/27/2014) [-]
The instructer was voiced by John De Lancie, Q from Star Trek The Next Generation.
#218 - nonanonnon (02/27/2014) [-]
It's either better or worse with some context. That's John De Lancie and Tara Strong doing the voices, and they also voice MLP characters (Discord and Twilight). The fans did the animation.

Cringey, but informative.
User avatar #388 - sefercil (02/27/2014) [-]
how is it cringey?
User avatar #568 - hates (02/27/2014) [-]
The reason the animation is cringey for me is just the rhyming half-song they do
User avatar #664 - sefercil (02/27/2014) [-]
it was pretty well done, i think. if it were about any other topic, like pokemon or dragon ball z it would be considered cool. i think they did a good job, and like you said, informative, while trying to entertain.
User avatar #162 - hates (02/27/2014) [-]
Oh, shit, I got to the effeminate (girly) 14 year old boy that I Am Monkey was mentioning. I could tell he was going to make me cringe from the second I saw him. I swear they chose the worst people in this documentary, and they're trying to make them look bad.
User avatar #184 - hates (02/27/2014) [-]
What's really weird is hearing a German girl speak fully in German about how she loves MLP (she obviously can't speak english at all) then hearing her since the MLP theme song in English. I'm sure she doesn't understand what she's saying apart from reading a rough translation of it but she still has it memorized in English
#227 - hates (02/27/2014) [-]
Anyone want any more updates?

I also love the founder of bronycon, he's one of the "dress like a girl, talk like a girl" gays. I have nothing against gays (I'm bi) but when they try to act/dress like girls, that's where it gets weird.
#304 - rdobet (02/27/2014) [-]
He/She's actually trans and is a well known Drama-whore and also was one in the furry fandom previously.
Still has quite a lot of idiot fans though.
#435 - rdobet (02/27/2014) [-]
Sefercil/Purple Tinker, pls go.
User avatar #438 - sefercil (02/27/2014) [-]
dawwww, i've been mentioned ^_^

i swear, if that turns into a smiley...
#445 - rdobet (02/27/2014) [-]
I wish it was
Sadly, nothing can ever beat

Wud I do though?
User avatar #230 - hates (02/27/2014) [-]
Oh holy Jesus, there's this one girly guy who's a brony, and his dad disapproves, but is nice enough to not ban MLP outright. He insisted on accompanying his son to Bronycon, and the entire time he has a look on his face like he's surrounded by hungry lions. He just has fear and confusion all over his face.
User avatar #236 - hates (02/27/2014) [-]
I'm slowly getting through the movie, but jesus it's long. It's only 1 hr 45 min long, but I'm halfway through and it feels like I've been watching it for 2 hours already
User avatar #242 - jellytamer (02/27/2014) [-]
oh god lol why do you do this to yourself
User avatar #555 - daentraya (02/27/2014) [-]
Oh fuck i have to. I must. I consider myself a master tolerater of cringe, and with this reported find, i must take up the challenge to defend my title. I shall find my inner peace, and i will subject myself to this, and i will get through it without a single cringe.
User avatar #243 - hates (02/27/2014) [-]
I must watch it all so I can spare the rest of you the horror of it
User avatar #253 - hates (02/27/2014) [-]
I got to a part where there was a grand galloping gala (some dance)
There were about 10 couples dancing in the middle of a too-small dance room, and the walls were completely lined with single guys, who had their arms around each others' shoulders and were rocking side to side. And there was one guy dancing with his pony plushie. And yes, at least half the guys were wearing fedoras.
User avatar #265 - hates (02/27/2014) [-]
I'm nearing the end of the documentary, it's having all the main people from the show talk about how bronies are more than just fans, they're people who take the children's show and apply it to adult concepts, and they're saying other stuff like that, all to very inspirational music.
User avatar #266 - hates (02/27/2014) [-]
Oh oh oh, one story I forgot!

There's this one guy who lives in the middle of redneck country (somewhere near the Appalachian mountains, so near California.) He and a few of his friends are bronies, but the rednecks around them would cuss them out and even throw random crap at them. But this guy got some custom pony decals all over his car windows, and 2 huge ponies on his back windshield. But some rednecks parked their pickups do they drive any other type of car? in front and behind his car so he couldn't get away.

Then, they got a sledgehammer and broke his ponified car windows, and pointed a hunting rifle at him and said something along the lines of "stop that pony shit."
#593 - nonanonnon (02/27/2014) [-]
That's actually pretty scary. I wouldn't want to live in a neighborhood where they'd jack up your car for liking the wrong TV show.

No, I prefer the comfort of the internet, where all people can do is type "faggot" in all caps until you feel bad.
#571 - Womens Study Major (02/27/2014) [-]
you mean Carolina***
User avatar #574 - hates (02/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, I mixed up the Rocky and Appalachian Mountains
User avatar #554 - dinoking (02/27/2014) [-]
The Appalachians aren't in California.
User avatar #564 - hates (02/27/2014) [-]
Darn it, I mixed it and the Rocky Mountains up
User avatar #544 - nototaku (02/27/2014) [-]
Appalachian redneck master race reporting in. I also assert we are not on the West coast.
#540 - Womens Study Major (02/27/2014) [-]
So I really respect what you're doing and all, but the Apps are on the eastern coast of the United States, not the western coast.
#489 - Womens Study Major (02/27/2014) [-]
The Apps are on the far eastern side of the U.S. California is on the far western side.
#465 - Womens Study Major (02/27/2014) [-]
> Appalachian mountains
> so near California

pick one, because the Appalachians are on the other side of the country. They run through New England and Mid-Atlantic regions
User avatar #565 - hates (02/27/2014) [-]
I mixed up the Appalachian and Rocky Mountains
User avatar #367 - metalbeasteg (02/27/2014) [-]
Appalachians are East Coast, just thrownin' that out there. You're a brave man and I respect you.
#339 - Womens Study Major (02/27/2014) [-]
Nigger. I live in that town. That's no where near Californa it's in North Carolina.
User avatar #297 - newsmyrna (02/27/2014) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know the Appalachian Mountains are in the east of America and no where near California. I'm not calling you dumb or anything just letting you know.
#275 - crackedpepper (02/27/2014) [-]
Truly rednecks are gods chosen people
User avatar #269 - hates (02/27/2014) [-]
Well, it's finished. I got through it all without having to close it out. And I'm kind of sad that I didn't have more to share with you guys.

Also, after further research, I realized that the person above, who I said was a guy trying way too hard to be like a girl, is in fact listed as female (according to her DeviantArt.) I both feel bad, and want to laugh that I mistook a girl for an overly gay guy...
#606 - carnivora (02/27/2014) [-]
Thank you hates for your exhausting report
#279 - worried (02/27/2014) [-]
your sacrifices will live on for eternity hates.... we thank you from the bottom of our hearts for the service you have provided this community
User avatar #280 - hates (02/27/2014) [-]
I was worried it might make me cringe until I pressed ALT F4, but it wasn't too bad, it just had quite a few cringe moments scattered throughout it. But I made the sacrifice of my time and mental health to watch it, so you people could be spared. Plus I wanted to see if it was as bad as everyone else said it was. And they're right about there being a crocodile-skin fedora less than 2 minutes in the video
#522 - anticitezenone (02/27/2014) [-]
Just remember everyone who watches the show isn't like that

it's gotten to the point to where most of the people i know over the internet who watch the show stopped calling themselves bronies

also BroNYcon is basically the infestation epicenter, the smaller conventions are a lot less cringy and actually cool to go to
#632 - Womens Study Major (02/27/2014) [-]
found the butthurt brony
User avatar #333 - snowshark (02/27/2014) [-]
Well, just gonna point out.

1) They're probably wearing trilbies, not fedoras. They just call them fedoras because they're idiots.

2) I'm just glad the more deviant guys can have some harmless fun at a con... and that dad is a damned hero. Nerves of STEEL!

3) I have a friend trying to get me to go to a Bronycon and I've never really liked the idea (mainly because if I ever go to a con it'll be Comicon/Blizzcon or something along those lines) and I think I'll definitely be giving it a miss now and sticking to watching the eps and non-cringe-worthy fan content on youtube... you've provided the community with a great service today. Enjoy your thumby reward!
User avatar #262 - darkdanger (02/27/2014) [-]
This is glorious, dig deeper.
#261 - hates (02/27/2014) [-]
Also, Tara Strong the voice actress for MLP's main character is pretty hot

This isn't the best pic of her, but she has surprisingly large boobs
#305 - rdobet (02/27/2014) [-]
>Main Character
>After Season 1

Also, they're fake
She tries to be secretive about it, but it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #647 - superanonymouspers (02/27/2014) [-]
that doesn't entirely matter to me.
User avatar #100 - talkingmouth (02/27/2014) [-]
OKAY. I made it 45 minutes in. Rough ride. Parents gave me a few questioning looks. Saw a fedora within, I shit you not, 3 minutes. A leather one with a scale-like design. Okay so basically, you can predict who is and is not a brony just about instantly. The best one was the fat pale-ass kid with a European accent of some sort. When they asked his parents about it, the mom was just like "Uhhhhhh... When he said he watches MLP... I just knew he was gonna be obsessed with it... and he is. Uhhh... yeah."

One guy made music for MLP (the fuck?) and he was in like Iraq so he was like, the ONLY fucking brony for 500+ miles around.

Im preparing for a return expedition when the parents go to bed. I will resume at exactly 00:40 into the documentary. Wish me luck. Good serving with you fine men.
User avatar #194 - sadisticsalmon (02/27/2014) [-]
Oh shit, I was a brony for a while, I stopped when I realised what I had become, but I know the Iraqi you're talking about, I actually quite liked his music
User avatar #178 - hates (02/27/2014) [-]
As an ex-brony, I can say that the Israeli guy who made music is one of the most famous people to make MLP music. But it must suck for him to be just about the only brony in his country.
User avatar #312 - hideyoshi (02/27/2014) [-]
I understand that he actually dislikes being refer'd to as a "brony musician" anymore, and in fact, a lot of the "famous" brony musicians are trying to get away from the scene. all i know for sure is he dislikes it when he's referred to as "tombstone". cant really blame him
#307 - rdobet (02/27/2014) [-]
Tomb's a cool guy, and he's about 1 of 3 that I know personally in Israel.
User avatar #108 - vorarephilia (02/27/2014) [-]
Leather fedora? why.jpg

actually yeah, there is a lot of music for mlp, some of it is actually not bad most isn't praiseworthy tho.

Brace yourself, If i can infer anything from it, they are going to get extra preachy near the end.
User avatar #102 - talkingmouth (02/27/2014) [-]
ALSO

Just about every one of these people stories begins with "I was sad and lonely..." or some variation of that.
So far, NO mention of "clopping" has appeared.
#306 - rdobet (02/27/2014) [-]
Pretty sure DeLancie and others were trying to keep it family friendly.
User avatar #109 - talkingmouth (02/27/2014) [-]
EXPEDITION POSTPONED.

I have to sleep this off. I'm feeling... I dont know... I'm feeling...

Fedora... fedora... I need... a fedora...
#121 - vorarephilia (02/27/2014) [-]
shit. we lost one.
User avatar #144 - bagguhsleep (02/27/2014) [-]
rip in pieces talkingmouth

defeated by euphoria

;_;7
User avatar #419 - teddybearlove (02/27/2014) [-]
>rip
in pieces
User avatar #76 - commissarcrunch (02/27/2014) [-]
im also waiting on this response, keep us posted
#88 - Womens Study Major (02/27/2014) [-]
NONONONONONO! DONT DO IT NIGGA! HE AIN'T RETURNED IN THREE HOURS AFTER A SHORT DOCUMENTARY!!!! SAVE YOUR SELF!
#46 - lphstf (02/27/2014) [-]
godspeed sir
User avatar #31 - komandantmirkoo (02/27/2014) [-]
an hour has passed and this reporter suspects that the person calling himself talkingmouth is indeed deep in cringe territory. more at 11
User avatar #68 - zerpderp (02/27/2014) [-]
BREAKING NEWS
three hours have passed since talkingmouths last contact with us we are now preparing to send in a search and rescue team to find him we'll be back with more information shortly
#83 - vorarephilia (02/27/2014) [-]
I wanna know who's idea it was to send that poor bastard in alone?!
User avatar #104 - zerpderp (02/27/2014) [-]
And welcome back to Funnyjunk News with zerpderp and komandantmirkoo
the brave user talkingmouth embarked on a journey alone into a hostile and threatening territory known as the brony zone before he left he stated he was embarking on this journey to help us understand the strange cultures of the bronies so that we may better understand them and crush them when war breaks out it has been 4 hours nearly since his departure and we have not received any word back from the search and rescue team we fear that we may have lost both the search and rescue group and him can we have a moment of silence for those who have fallen in order to help us understand how to hate more effectively or accept for those few weirdos and those who paid the ultimate sacrifice in order to try to rescue this brave user please join us in our moment of silence
://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI
User avatar #111 - zerpderp (02/27/2014) [-]
BREAKING NEWS FOLKS we have just talkingmouth is alive we just received a message from him just a few seconds ago he states that his journey has been rough and has made him question his choices but yet he still pushes on for the glory of our great empire ruled by our godking admin he states that he shall be resuming his journey shortly and that he shall finish his mission shall we cheer him on to victory folks remember he can't do it all alone now
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User avatar #95 - talkingmouth (02/27/2014) [-]
Guys.
Im sorry. The fedoras stopped me. I made it 45 mins in.

The Brony documentary defeated me.
#373 - deckbox (02/27/2014) [-]
the Deckbox Freelance Journalist reports suggest that the migration to the brony documentary has been cut short at 45 minutes and is now in a medical facility recovering from severe dehydration and internal bleeding due to excess vomiting, we shall get more as news comes in bu the signs are that he barely made it back alive.

this highly dangerous expedition has left many at the wayside or dead, there are several detailed accounts of fedoras and autism consistently attacking peoples senses and leaving them disorientated and dangerously ill from coming into contact with the Brony convention documentary so it is reported that we heavily advise you avoid this route due to risk to personal well being .
#368 - disruptard (02/27/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!

I also decided to try watching this monstrosity before reading the comments, I made it 43 minutes through and I couldn't handle it anymore. Apparently we reached some form of threshold.
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#303 - rdobet (02/27/2014) [-]
There's actually another documentary being made.
Apparently we're fucking forest creatures.
User avatar #110 - komandantmirkoo (02/27/2014) [-]
yes we have just gotten the confirmation. talkingmouth has indeed come back from his high risk mission. rumors say that he saw betas and tipped fedoras everywhere, and there have even been speculations of weapons of mass cringe. talkingmouth is indeed a true funnyjunkian hero.
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User avatar #552 - abyx (02/27/2014) [-]
Fuckin' cold candy, back to you.
#556 - nighkey (02/27/2014) [-]
IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS.
#545 - pkrbarmovie (02/27/2014) [-]
You went a tad too far with that news shit for it to be funny.
#101 - cthulhusmilkman (02/27/2014) [-]
You went further than the rest of us dared to adventure. Bravo to you.
User avatar #99 - vorarephilia (02/27/2014) [-]
I am glad to see you are alive.Hopefully you aren't in to bad shape Just in case, a little something to relax all cringe you may have endured You'll be back to normal in no time.

Cutest Kitten EVER - Can't Roll Over

after watching that, what can you report about it?
User avatar #633 - jacksipian (02/27/2014) [-]
include
User avatar #22 - misterobotunicorn (02/27/2014) [-]
yes
#7 - Something called Buster Bluth 02/27/2014 on Gif Dump 12 0
#43 - I bet he got this and had a mental breakdown. Just like he had… 02/27/2014 on Pretty cool uh? 0
#14 - Why did I automatically assume this is Russian? Is t…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Regular Day +20
User avatar #45 - mcknyte (02/27/2014) [-]
Somewhere in North America, either in the northern U.S. or Canada. Those are the only reasonable places you would see a Chevy 5500 flatbed.
#42 - worried (02/27/2014) [-]
with enough vodka.... anything can be russian
#40 - bloodangel (02/27/2014) [-]
No, this must be Australia.

Yes I know it's not.

I gave you a picture from my random folder.
#27 - Womens Study Major (02/27/2014) [-]
Russian is not a race.
User avatar #29 - arguemango (02/27/2014) [-]
Yeah it is
#30 - insaneguy (02/27/2014) [-]
no, they lost the race
the race... to space
#35 - Womens Study Major (02/27/2014) [-]
Looks like they're not Russian any more... they're not rushin' any more
#54 - penileburglar (02/27/2014) [-]
...That whole exchange made me giggle profusely.
#41 - insaneguy (02/27/2014) [-]
here, take this.
I have an excessive number of bad pun reaction pictures
#45 - Is that supposed to end with on "off" or are you usi… 02/27/2014 on how europeans see america -1
#21 - My car has 261,000 miles on it. But its also ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2014 on He has a point 0
User avatar #74 - shwoodle (02/27/2014) [-]
mine's at 312,327 original engine
User avatar #28 - JoshOwnsAll (02/27/2014) [-]
the WHOLE engine???
#98 - What the **** 02/27/2014 on booty had me like... 0
#15 - Spongeychicken. Anal.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2014 on Spongeychicken likes... 0
User avatar #23 - pickaxe (02/23/2014) [-]
Spongeychicken.
Anal.
#40 - He was haunted by Jimmy. 02/23/2014 on The man had a nice taste 0
#20 - OKAY  [+] (3 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Fish & Kiss +3
#21 - psychoticcaleb (02/21/2014) [-]
Your missiles are no match for my GLORIOUS NIPPON STEEL PLANE WINGS
#62 - arott (02/21/2014) [-]
What game is this?
#29 - boomerpyro (02/21/2014) [-]
that one activated my trap card, not even japan can withstand it.
#9 - **** you sing with me  [+] (5 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Fish & Kiss +8
#12 - psychoticcaleb (02/21/2014) [-]
#20 - talkingmouth (02/21/2014) [-]
OKAY
#21 - psychoticcaleb (02/21/2014) [-]
Your missiles are no match for my GLORIOUS NIPPON STEEL PLANE WINGS
#62 - arott (02/21/2014) [-]
What game is this?
#29 - boomerpyro (02/21/2014) [-]
that one activated my trap card, not even japan can withstand it.
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User avatar #10 to #8 - talkingmouth (08/28/2014) [-]
where the **** did you come from
how long have you been here
how have i not noticed
User avatar #11 to #10 - soundofwinter (08/29/2014) [-]
(06/24/2014)

3 months
User avatar #7 - talkingmouth (01/17/2014) [-]
***** sake I'm still packing...
User avatar #6 - talkingmouth (07/12/2011) [-]
Almost a year later:
Still on my way...
#3 - talkingmouth (11/11/2010) [-]
ON MY WAY TO FUNNYJUNK FAME!
ON MY WAY TO FUNNYJUNK FAME!
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