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Date Signed Up:1/03/2013
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#47 - I feel the same way about my best friend of 15 years.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/18/2014 on What is love?...dont hurt me. +1
#59 - jugularj (02/18/2014) [-]
I told my friend I liked them a few weeks ago, Ive been rejected much worse before but fuck this one hurt the most. They're a great friend and I didn't wanna lose that just because they rejected me, so we still hangout and everything but its still bitter sweet. Im slowly starting to get over it but theres still that part of me that refuses to stop being depressed about it.

I don't mean to open up to you or anything, but Im just one of those people who never talk about their problems. So its good to say it for once.
#63 - taintedangel (02/18/2014) [-]
I got rejected sorta too when I told her how i felt 5 years ago Thought of me a brother. But I just can't give up on it, cus she's the only one for me.

And I'm the guy who drops how he's feeling temporarily to listen to other's problems, like a therapist. You wanna talk about it, man?
#64 - jugularj (02/19/2014) [-]
Thanks man, but like I said Im just not the kind of guy to talk about my problems let alone my feelings. I know its unhealthy but its more of a mental block that I just cant do it. It was nice to at least get it out in a way though.

I do thank you for lending your ear for a little bit. And I wish you luck with your future relations, my friend.
User avatar #65 - taintedangel (02/19/2014) [-]
I wish you luck with your future relations as well, friend.
#59 - I doubt you killed your uncle.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2014 on autism intensifies 0
User avatar #60 - dharkmoswen (02/18/2014) [-]
I couldn't figure out how he caught the flu and he molested me when I was younger. Don't take my happiness >.<
User avatar #62 - taintedangel (02/18/2014) [-]
Oh, I didn't know that. Maybe you did inadvertantly.
User avatar #81 - dharkmoswen (02/18/2014) [-]
Here's hoping.
#58 - He falsified the data of the vaccines used so everyone would s… 02/18/2014 on autism intensifies 0
#56 - Oh it's no doubt they got it from you, lol. No worries though…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/18/2014 on autism intensifies 0
User avatar #57 - dharkmoswen (02/18/2014) [-]
That's kinda cool and kinda sad at the same time! I killed my uncle!
User avatar #59 - taintedangel (02/18/2014) [-]
I doubt you killed your uncle.
User avatar #60 - dharkmoswen (02/18/2014) [-]
I couldn't figure out how he caught the flu and he molested me when I was younger. Don't take my happiness >.<
User avatar #62 - taintedangel (02/18/2014) [-]
Oh, I didn't know that. Maybe you did inadvertantly.
User avatar #81 - dharkmoswen (02/18/2014) [-]
Here's hoping.
#53 - Well, you have millions of dumb housewives who watched that ep…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2014 on autism intensifies 0
User avatar #54 - saltyfries (02/18/2014) [-]
ain't that the truth...
#51 - If you got the flu after getting a flu shot, that means you al…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/18/2014 on autism intensifies +5
User avatar #52 - dharkmoswen (02/18/2014) [-]
Well, that's true and I never thought of it like that. The way I've seen it, I've not gotten it for over 10 years an I've been around people that have had it, so if it ain't broke, why fix it, ya know? Actually... now that you pointed that out... maybe they caught it from me?
User avatar #56 - taintedangel (02/18/2014) [-]
Oh it's no doubt they got it from you, lol. No worries though man, it ends up giving all your friends an immunity to a new strain of the flu each time.
User avatar #57 - dharkmoswen (02/18/2014) [-]
That's kinda cool and kinda sad at the same time! I killed my uncle!
User avatar #59 - taintedangel (02/18/2014) [-]
I doubt you killed your uncle.
User avatar #60 - dharkmoswen (02/18/2014) [-]
I couldn't figure out how he caught the flu and he molested me when I was younger. Don't take my happiness >.<
User avatar #62 - taintedangel (02/18/2014) [-]
Oh, I didn't know that. Maybe you did inadvertantly.
User avatar #81 - dharkmoswen (02/18/2014) [-]
Here's hoping.
#66 - "Just think, our lives are NOTHING compared to the vastn… 02/18/2014 on Space and that -1
#65 - They can't. 02/18/2014 on Space and that 0
#143 - It isn't keys, it just likes to steal keys and hang them off i…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2014 on I lost track after gen IV 0
User avatar #197 - WhitePimp (02/19/2014) [-]
so its a living keychain?
User avatar #198 - taintedangel (02/20/2014) [-]
i guess
#16 - It's why I know my best friend is the one. If only she was with me. 02/17/2014 on Eggcident -2
#19 - The game is awesome, but lacks post game content. And with Po… 02/17/2014 on Out of Context, This Is... 0
#17 - The new one: Pokemon XY series.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Out of Context, This Is... +1
User avatar #18 - midnightrush (02/17/2014) [-]
ah, fair enough, haven't even gotten around to playing the games yet, let alone the show.
User avatar #19 - taintedangel (02/17/2014) [-]
The game is awesome, but lacks post game content. And with Pokebank, you can get the entire dex of them very quickly.
#37 - He'd unravel the tube and wipe his ass with it.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2014 on Bitches, amiright u guys? +10
#63 - imaschizo (02/17/2014) [-]
he'd take the handle and wipe his ass with it
#174 - *sigh* And the girl I'd love to spend Valentine's Day with is …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on tfw no valentine 0
User avatar #187 - roxasftw (03/08/2014) [-]
is that sugu from sao don't kill me if i sound like an idiot pls
#386 - You know TT:Go isn't meant to be taken seriously. It's just t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2014 on Teen titans 0
User avatar #400 - kinginyellow (02/14/2014) [-]
I'm taking it seriously, I'm saying it's not even clever, just shitty jokes and ad slapstick silliness that makes the Looney Tunes look like Breaking Bad.
#86 - It does! 02/13/2014 on SCIENCE 0
#30 - "I have been jyped!" 02/13/2014 on Light sabers in real life. 0
#191 - I actually believe that Kill la Kill is the Citizen Kane of ou… 02/13/2014 on Potassium +2
#142 - Good or not is irrelevant, it's was poorly programmed and then… 02/11/2014 on Dong Nguyens fw he took... 0
#139 - Animal Dong Super Dong Bros. Pokemon Dong vers. Le… 02/11/2014 on Dong Nguyens fw he took... 0
#138 - It wasn't that the game was intentionally hard, it was just po…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Dong Nguyens fw he took... +1
User avatar #152 - zaiopeperse (02/11/2014) [-]
I've never had problems with bad collision, the bird always actually bumps the pipes when I fail
User avatar #151 - mmmilovemeth (02/11/2014) [-]
He did update it about 4 days before he took it down to sort that out, with the update you could fly right up close to the pipes without failing.
User avatar #150 - bionicpanda (02/11/2014) [-]
my high score was 108 and i agree with this 100 percent
#140 - assrocket (02/11/2014) [-]
Someone wasn't very good.
User avatar #142 - taintedangel (02/11/2014) [-]
Good or not is irrelevant, it's was poorly programmed and then marketed as 'hard' to cover his tracks.

/game dev knowledge.
#55 - Seconded. 02/11/2014 on Science Intensifies 0
#274 - Wow, the nostalgia goggles are really thick tonight. 02/11/2014 on You're getting old +2
#56 - I bet Ham hasn't even read the Bible XD 02/11/2014 on Bill Nye is a cool guy 0
#46 - Or Ethan, Lyra, May, Brendan, Leaf, Lucas, Dawn, Hilda, …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2014 on by the gods, ash, WTF! 0
#139 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
Or alternatively: Gold, Crystal, Sapphire, Ruby, Green, Diamond, Platinum, White, Black, and... oh, I don't know. Should we call the last two X and Y? I have no idea what the manga will do about them.
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User avatar #73 - justanon (03/29/2014) [-]
you are a dick
User avatar #74 to #73 - taintedangel ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
I know I am.
User avatar #72 - taintedangel ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
If Payday 2, Dark Souls, and various indie games are any indication, there is always a niche market for your game idea.
User avatar #55 - taintedangel ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
*Sigh* I miss her so much.
User avatar #56 to #55 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
Don't worry dude, you'll get through it. I'm not sure what's happened, but you'll get through it, and you'll be stronger for it. You just need to hang in there.
User avatar #57 to #56 - taintedangel ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
It's a bit of a long story if you're up for it.
User avatar #58 to #57 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm up for it,
User avatar #59 to #58 - taintedangel ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Well, to start it off, I'm in love with my best friend that I've known since we were both 6.
User avatar #60 to #59 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
So she's like the first girl you've ever loved then, and what I gather from a few comments down is that she is dating someone else. Correct?
User avatar #61 to #60 - taintedangel ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
She's not the first girl I've ever loved, but it grew to the point where she's the love of my life. And yeah she's dating someone else and sees me as a brother figure.
User avatar #62 to #61 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
It's happened to a lot of us. The girl we're in love with goes out with someone else, and claims to see the guy as a brother. Might I ask how you plan to fix this?
User avatar #63 to #62 - taintedangel ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm not entirely sure. I've described what I've done to another few friends and they've told me that I've done everything masterfully and is aghast at why we aren't together. Like her parent's both like me and like having me around, trusting each other with very intimate secrets that no one else knows and so many other things I can list off.

And even just recently, I visited her last month and I may have impressed her by walking from my place to her's which is an hour walk and I did it though the hot summer sun while carrying a heavy bag.

So I'm just kinda stumped at what to do.
User avatar #64 to #63 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
How often do you see her?
User avatar #65 to #64 - taintedangel ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Not as often as I'd like She goes to another city and college. I don't have a licence or car. :/
User avatar #66 to #65 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
Well if you really don't see her often, then my normal advice won't work. Have you ever considered getting a different girl to be your girlfriend? You might end up making the girl you like jealous. If that happens you might have a chance with her. Also, what is her boyfriend like?
User avatar #67 to #66 - taintedangel ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I've had other girlfriends(single now) and tbh, I'm not sure if they made her jealous, but she got together with her now-ex a little after I got my gf (who was one of her high school friends) and she dumped him a little after me and my now-ex broke up, but she immediately got together with her current boyfriend. I don't have a gf at the moment, but i have a friend with benefits, so that's the next best thing.

I don't see her as often as i like'd to have in the past 2 or 3 years, but i still keep in touch with her regulalrly through FB and texting. Oh and what's your regular advice? I'm a bit curious.
User avatar #68 to #67 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
My regular advice is for guys who see the girl they like frequently. It typically works that the guy starts blowing off the girl a bit. Showing that she is not his top priority. This doesn't always work though, seeing as situations differ from person to person.
User avatar #69 to #68 - taintedangel ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Ah yeah that advice usually works, and I already kinda don't make her my top priority, but with our rare visits blowing her off wouldn't work and just make her pissed at me.

But I've shown her that while growing up together over the years that I'm loyal to her. I even did stupid **** so that people would make fun of me instead of her, because she was always the shy, bookworm in elementary school.

The only thing I can think of doing is get in good with her current friends and roommates when I visit her at her place in the city, and scope out her bf and see what I'm competing with. And the next time she's single I'd make a move on her, and show her why my friend with benifits keeps coming back for more. ;)
User avatar #70 to #69 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
Maybe set up a double day with her and her current boyfriend as well. This will give you the chance to get to know him without someone being the third wheel.
User avatar #71 to #70 - taintedangel ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
it might work, but I'm just not entirely sure on anything these days regarding me and her's future.

A couple of my friends that know how I feel about her tell me that it'll happen and me and her will get together. I mean, she's the only one for me and completes me.
User avatar #47 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/13/2013) [-]
ran out of room up there.
That would be pretty cool though
User avatar #48 to #47 - taintedangel ONLINE (08/13/2013) [-]
Thanks, I'm always coming up with ideas for the industry, like a unified gamer social network (my friend came up with this one though ).

It would ask you to make an account with the system and then ask you for your PSN ID, XBL Gamertag, Nintendo Network ID, Steam account, Origin account (ew), and let you comunicate with your friends across all platforms.
User avatar #49 to #48 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/13/2013) [-]
that woudl be really really cool.

User avatar #50 to #49 - taintedangel ONLINE (08/13/2013) [-]
The only problem would be getting the companies to agree with it.
User avatar #41 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for the add.
User avatar #42 to #41 - taintedangel ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
No prob. Always open to new friends.
#43 to #42 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/12/2013) [-]
yay friends ^^
User avatar #44 to #43 - taintedangel ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
Yay!! ^^
User avatar #45 to #44 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/12/2013) [-]
I am not even sure who you are...
User avatar #46 to #45 - taintedangel ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
me neither lol
User avatar #39 - taintedangel ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
I miss the girl I love most, even though we're only just friends at the moment and she's dating someone else.
User avatar #34 - whiskeygunner (07/15/2013) [-]
You online? Wanna see something funny?
User avatar #35 to #34 - taintedangel ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm on. Sure.
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User avatar #37 to #36 - taintedangel ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Ok i have. Lawl.
User avatar #51 to #37 - skrynox (08/15/2013) [-]
WHAT WAS IT I HAVE TO KNOW
User avatar #52 to #51 - taintedangel ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
a picture of an elephant ******* on a black guy with the name "Andre Herring" over him
User avatar #53 to #52 - skrynox (08/15/2013) [-]
Ha. I understand that reference.

Only because that dude has been posting Andre Herring ******* EVERYWHERE
User avatar #54 to #53 - taintedangel ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, good thing the ****** is IP banned.
User avatar #38 to #37 - whiskeygunner (07/16/2013) [-]
that was all. have a good night
#32 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
lol dd
User avatar #33 to #32 - taintedangel ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
? whut?
#18 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew
Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew
#19 to #18 - taintedangel ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
But, khl...
User avatar #20 to #19 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Silly deadpool cant die
#21 to #20 - taintedangel ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #22 to #21 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
You a deadpool fan ?
#23 to #22 - taintedangel ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
#24 to #23 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Then prepare for a gif dump
Then prepare for a gif dump
#25 to #24 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
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#28 to #26 - taintedangel ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
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#27 to #26 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
My Fave
My Fave
User avatar #10 - someponynew (04/24/2013) [-]
Not only that, (sorry if spam),
But as soon as someone denies a protest to them, they get to say that they aren't letting them practice their rights as a "mericun"
Speaking as an american, and the son of a lawyer, and grandson of a lawyer, this is one of the most tightly wound and deep conspiracy known to date (to me).
User avatar #11 to #10 - taintedangel ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
(it's ok to talk on my profile, unless an anon fag spouting spam)

I honestly hate loopholes like that, being able to disguise hate speech as a protest if they don't get violent.
User avatar #12 to #11 - someponynew (04/24/2013) [-]
(nerd mode activate)
Not only that, it just goes to show how our "Proud, flawless system of Gov't" can be snipped by a bunch of southerners.
SOUTHERNERS.

Not implying some aren't smart, but I'm sure that those people with 11 kids had some "Crossing over" in the family tree.
#13 to #12 - taintedangel ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
IKR?  There needs to be a better system for identifying whether it's hate speech or a legitimate protest.   
   
Time for your Constitution to get a 28th amendment.   
   
MFW Canadian, btw.
IKR? There needs to be a better system for identifying whether it's hate speech or a legitimate protest.

Time for your Constitution to get a 28th amendment.

MFW Canadian, btw.
#14 to #13 - someponynew (04/24/2013) [-]
MFW would rather live in canada
#15 to #14 - taintedangel ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Come to Canada, we got lots of fun!   
Pros:   
&gt;We get free healthcare (not as great as France or Great Britain, but we're in 6th over-all).   
&gt;We get free education until college/uni.   
&gt;Tied for 4th in freedom (US is in 10th)   
&gt;We don't care if you're a foreigner (unless your're from Quebec, they hate everyone)   
&gt;We don't care if people speak other languages besides our national languages (English and French)   
&gt;We banned the WBC from entering Canada   
&gt;You get criminally charged for hate speech, yet get freedom of speech as long as it isn't hate speech.   
   
Cons:   
&gt;Our current Prime Minister is a major dick bag though.  :/   
&gt;We gave the world Justin Beiber, Nickelback and Avril Lavegne. :/
Come to Canada, we got lots of fun!
Pros:
>We get free healthcare (not as great as France or Great Britain, but we're in 6th over-all).
>We get free education until college/uni.
>Tied for 4th in freedom (US is in 10th)
>We don't care if you're a foreigner (unless your're from Quebec, they hate everyone)
>We don't care if people speak other languages besides our national languages (English and French)
>We banned the WBC from entering Canada
>You get criminally charged for hate speech, yet get freedom of speech as long as it isn't hate speech.

Cons:
>Our current Prime Minister is a major dick bag though. :/
>We gave the world Justin Beiber, Nickelback and Avril Lavegne. :/
#16 to #15 - someponynew (04/24/2013) [-]
I'm convinced.   
Yes. I'm moving to Canada.
I'm convinced.
Yes. I'm moving to Canada.
User avatar #40 to #16 - taintedangel ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Oh I forgot one awesome little tidbit of info about Canada: lottery, scratch ticket, and game show winnings aren't taxed because they aren't considered earnings.
#17 to #16 - taintedangel ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
One of us, one of us!  Gooble gobble, gooble gobble!
One of us, one of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble!
User avatar #9 - taintedangel ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday to me. :3
User avatar #29 to #9 - yunogasaii (05/16/2013) [-]
Happy late birthday.
User avatar #30 to #29 - taintedangel ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #31 to #30 - yunogasaii (05/16/2013) [-]
Np, anything for a friend
User avatar #8 - taintedangel ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
damn, I keep falling in comment rank.
#5 - taintedangel ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
**taintedangel rolls 7**
Will she ever want to be with me?
#6 to #5 - taintedangel ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - jedic (03/24/2013) [-]
http://chan . sankakucomplex . com/post/show/37673

In response to your question, 'What porno game?'
#4 to #3 - taintedangel ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
Thank you my good sir.  You are both a scholar and a gentleman.
Thank you my good sir. You are both a scholar and a gentleman.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - taintedangel ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
I don't use them. i guess you can have them if you want
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