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Gender: male
Age: 22
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/TheKillah29
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Consoles Owned: PS3, 3DS
PSN: Ta1nted_4ngel29
Interests: video games, anime, manga, Marvel
Date Signed Up:1/03/2013
Last Login:12/16/2014
Location:Canada
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#62 - I bet you're fun at parties.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Beer Bong Approved by Snoop... 0
User avatar #71 - arrowed (12/05/2014) [-]
doesnt sound like someone that goes to parties
unless there is a d20 involved
#90 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
I don't constantly party but I do go to some occasionally. I just don't drink. If someone offers me a drink I say no thank you. I don't lecture them and be a party pooper. But guess what? This isn't a fucking party so i'm sharing my opinion this time. I don't just stand awkwardly in a corner either silently judging people. I socialize just fine without needing to drink.
#65 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
If you can't have fun at a party without needing to drink or do drugs then you're just a boring person in general.
User avatar #82 - kennyh (12/05/2014) [-]
I actually kind of agree with that.
#87 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
Glad to hear that.
User avatar #66 - taintedangel (12/05/2014) [-]
Keep telling yourself that, maybe it'll come true.
#85 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
It is true. I don't need to drink or do drugs in order to have fun with friends. It's honestly really pathetic if you do and you really need to find some more friends if that's the case.
#73 - It's called Golurk. Ghost/Ground type. It's pretty slow, but…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Fly +2
User avatar #76 - leonhardt (12/05/2014) [-]
I love wrecking shit with Telekinesis + Dynamic Punch
#72 - Rhydon and Rypherior can learn Surf. 12/05/2014 on Fly 0
#124 - Not to mention the grief of losing their Husbands/Boyfriends, …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Trigger Warning 0
#133 - afaik (12/05/2014) [-]
Cause you know, men dying doesn't count. They're dead. They don't have to suffer.
#135 - killingoffstars (12/05/2014) [-]
They only had the freeze to death. Or drown.
#139 - marcury (12/05/2014) [-]
yeah fuck men!
#613 - **taintedangel rolled image ** my kin 12/05/2014 on Who needs medical training? 0
#48 - I assume this is a prototype in the initial trial phases? 12/05/2014 on Easy wipe 0
#34 - I just had this conversation with a girl I know with the exact… 12/05/2014 on you serious +2
#848 - Well that's not very nice. 12/04/2014 on Meme Game +1
#66 - Taking donated money meant for something and spending it on so… 12/04/2014 on Illegal shit in the making 0
#65 - Technically what she committed was Grand Theft when she took t… 12/04/2014 on Illegal shit in the making 0
#62 - No I was saying that since he didn't want a wii U that meant h…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on R.O.B 0
User avatar #63 - beasert (12/03/2014) [-]
Ah! Thanks for clearing that up.
#59 - Then he'd have bought a $60+ game for a character for a consol…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2014 on R.O.B 0
User avatar #60 - beasert (12/03/2014) [-]
Mewtwo is wiiu only?
User avatar #62 - taintedangel (12/03/2014) [-]
No I was saying that since he didn't want a wii U that meant he didn't want to get the wii U version which means he'd spend $60+ on a game he doesn't want for a character to be free on his 3ds version.

Mewtwo will be available on both versions, and will be paid DLC if you don't have both versions registered on your Club Nintendo account. If you do that, you'll get a code to download Mewtwo for each version sent to you in an email.
User avatar #63 - beasert (12/03/2014) [-]
Ah! Thanks for clearing that up.
#38 - Namco Bandai put out job listings for another 80 people to wor… 12/02/2014 on R.O.B +1
#37 - It's most likely that "Smash 6" is a code name for D…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/02/2014 on R.O.B +1
User avatar #43 - protomanrulezz (12/02/2014) [-]
So its going to be Smash Bros 6: Mewtwo?
User avatar #45 - beasert (12/02/2014) [-]
Mewtwo is available this spring for people who have a wiiu and 3ds version of the game.
User avatar #46 - protomanrulezz (12/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't wanna buy a WiiU though
User avatar #47 - beasert (12/02/2014) [-]
You may just have to register both games through club nintendo.
User avatar #59 - taintedangel (12/02/2014) [-]
Then he'd have bought a $60+ game for a character for a console he won't have, therefore it won't be free.

Mewtwo will be paid DLC for people who only want to buy one version of the game.
User avatar #60 - beasert (12/03/2014) [-]
Mewtwo is wiiu only?
User avatar #62 - taintedangel (12/03/2014) [-]
No I was saying that since he didn't want a wii U that meant he didn't want to get the wii U version which means he'd spend $60+ on a game he doesn't want for a character to be free on his 3ds version.

Mewtwo will be available on both versions, and will be paid DLC if you don't have both versions registered on your Club Nintendo account. If you do that, you'll get a code to download Mewtwo for each version sent to you in an email.
User avatar #63 - beasert (12/03/2014) [-]
Ah! Thanks for clearing that up.
#37 - It's called grooming. 12/02/2014 on Feminist post +1
#87 - SJW's/tumblrettes are 3rd Wave Feminism. 12/02/2014 on Link in description +1
#35 - Sleeping right after you learned something or studied, will st…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on Study trick OC +3
User avatar #49 - wulphjay (12/01/2014) [-]
...explains why the hell college was so damn easy for me.
#59 - Pretty much, yeah. But there are 2 different kinds of super m… 12/01/2014 on Fallout Timeline Part 1 +1
#58 - If you wanna learn more about it, ShodyCast does a very good v…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on Fallout Timeline Part 1 +1
User avatar #60 - neoncookie (12/01/2014) [-]
cheers bro
#56 - Forced Evolutionary Virus. It was meant to make people resist… 12/01/2014 on Fallout Timeline Part 1 0
#118 - >Spider killed snake 11/30/2014 on Welcome to australia (^_^!!) 0
#2326 - Picture 11/28/2014 on thanksgiving selfie / feels... +2
#2325 - Depressed as all hell, cus I'm not with the girl of my dreams.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2014 on thanksgiving selfie / feels... +1
#2326 - taintedangel (11/28/2014) [-]
#44 - This is what happens when you do all the drugs. 11/28/2014 on Slinky Man 0
#147 - See you on the Top Comments. 11/24/2014 on Online gaming be like +5

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User avatar #75 - Byte ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
There once was a fish who could talk.
He wanted to learn how to walk.
He got out from the sea,
Fell right onto me,
And I nearly died on my cock
User avatar #73 - justanon (03/29/2014) [-]
you are a dick
User avatar #74 to #73 - taintedangel (03/29/2014) [-]
I know I am.
User avatar #72 - taintedangel (09/25/2013) [-]
If Payday 2, Dark Souls, and various indie games are any indication, there is always a niche market for your game idea.
User avatar #55 - taintedangel (09/19/2013) [-]
*Sigh* I miss her so much.
User avatar #56 to #55 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
Don't worry dude, you'll get through it. I'm not sure what's happened, but you'll get through it, and you'll be stronger for it. You just need to hang in there.
User avatar #57 to #56 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
It's a bit of a long story if you're up for it.
User avatar #58 to #57 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm up for it,
User avatar #59 to #58 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
Well, to start it off, I'm in love with my best friend that I've known since we were both 6.
User avatar #60 to #59 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
So she's like the first girl you've ever loved then, and what I gather from a few comments down is that she is dating someone else. Correct?
User avatar #61 to #60 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
She's not the first girl I've ever loved, but it grew to the point where she's the love of my life. And yeah she's dating someone else and sees me as a brother figure.
User avatar #62 to #61 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
It's happened to a lot of us. The girl we're in love with goes out with someone else, and claims to see the guy as a brother. Might I ask how you plan to fix this?
User avatar #63 to #62 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm not entirely sure. I've described what I've done to another few friends and they've told me that I've done everything masterfully and is aghast at why we aren't together. Like her parent's both like me and like having me around, trusting each other with very intimate secrets that no one else knows and so many other things I can list off.

And even just recently, I visited her last month and I may have impressed her by walking from my place to her's which is an hour walk and I did it though the hot summer sun while carrying a heavy bag.

So I'm just kinda stumped at what to do.
User avatar #64 to #63 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
How often do you see her?
User avatar #65 to #64 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
Not as often as I'd like She goes to another city and college. I don't have a licence or car. :/
User avatar #66 to #65 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
Well if you really don't see her often, then my normal advice won't work. Have you ever considered getting a different girl to be your girlfriend? You might end up making the girl you like jealous. If that happens you might have a chance with her. Also, what is her boyfriend like?
User avatar #67 to #66 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
I've had other girlfriends(single now) and tbh, I'm not sure if they made her jealous, but she got together with her now-ex a little after I got my gf (who was one of her high school friends) and she dumped him a little after me and my now-ex broke up, but she immediately got together with her current boyfriend. I don't have a gf at the moment, but i have a friend with benefits, so that's the next best thing.

I don't see her as often as i like'd to have in the past 2 or 3 years, but i still keep in touch with her regulalrly through FB and texting. Oh and what's your regular advice? I'm a bit curious.
User avatar #68 to #67 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
My regular advice is for guys who see the girl they like frequently. It typically works that the guy starts blowing off the girl a bit. Showing that she is not his top priority. This doesn't always work though, seeing as situations differ from person to person.
User avatar #69 to #68 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
Ah yeah that advice usually works, and I already kinda don't make her my top priority, but with our rare visits blowing her off wouldn't work and just make her pissed at me.

But I've shown her that while growing up together over the years that I'm loyal to her. I even did stupid **** so that people would make fun of me instead of her, because she was always the shy, bookworm in elementary school.

The only thing I can think of doing is get in good with her current friends and roommates when I visit her at her place in the city, and scope out her bf and see what I'm competing with. And the next time she's single I'd make a move on her, and show her why my friend with benifits keeps coming back for more. ;)
User avatar #70 to #69 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
Maybe set up a double day with her and her current boyfriend as well. This will give you the chance to get to know him without someone being the third wheel.
User avatar #71 to #70 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
it might work, but I'm just not entirely sure on anything these days regarding me and her's future.

A couple of my friends that know how I feel about her tell me that it'll happen and me and her will get together. I mean, she's the only one for me and completes me.
User avatar #47 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/13/2013) [-]
ran out of room up there.
That would be pretty cool though
User avatar #48 to #47 - taintedangel (08/13/2013) [-]
Thanks, I'm always coming up with ideas for the industry, like a unified gamer social network (my friend came up with this one though ).

It would ask you to make an account with the system and then ask you for your PSN ID, XBL Gamertag, Nintendo Network ID, Steam account, Origin account (ew), and let you comunicate with your friends across all platforms.
User avatar #49 to #48 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/13/2013) [-]
that woudl be really really cool.

User avatar #50 to #49 - taintedangel (08/13/2013) [-]
The only problem would be getting the companies to agree with it.
User avatar #41 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for the add.
User avatar #42 to #41 - taintedangel (08/12/2013) [-]
No prob. Always open to new friends.
#43 to #42 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/12/2013) [-]
yay friends ^^
User avatar #44 to #43 - taintedangel (08/12/2013) [-]
Yay!! ^^
User avatar #45 to #44 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/12/2013) [-]
I am not even sure who you are...
User avatar #46 to #45 - taintedangel (08/12/2013) [-]
me neither lol
User avatar #39 - taintedangel (07/17/2013) [-]
I miss the girl I love most, even though we're only just friends at the moment and she's dating someone else.
User avatar #34 - whiskeygunner (07/15/2013) [-]
You online? Wanna see something funny?
User avatar #35 to #34 - taintedangel (07/16/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm on. Sure.
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User avatar #37 to #36 - taintedangel (07/16/2013) [-]
Ok i have. Lawl.
User avatar #51 to #37 - skrynox (08/15/2013) [-]
WHAT WAS IT I HAVE TO KNOW
User avatar #52 to #51 - taintedangel (08/15/2013) [-]
a picture of an elephant pissing on a black guy with the name "Andre Herring" over him
User avatar #53 to #52 - skrynox (08/15/2013) [-]
Ha. I understand that reference.

Only because that dude has been posting Andre Herring ******* EVERYWHERE
User avatar #54 to #53 - taintedangel (08/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, good thing the ****** is IP banned.
User avatar #38 to #37 - whiskeygunner (07/16/2013) [-]
that was all. have a good night
#32 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
lol dd
User avatar #33 to #32 - taintedangel (06/19/2013) [-]
? whut?
#18 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew
Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew
User avatar #20 to #19 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Silly deadpool cant die
User avatar #22 to #21 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
You a deadpool fan ?
#23 to #22 - taintedangel (05/12/2013) [-]
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
#24 to #23 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Then prepare for a gif dump
Then prepare for a gif dump
#25 to #24 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#26 to #25 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#27 to #26 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
My Fave
My Fave
User avatar #10 - someponynew ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Not only that, (sorry if spam),
But as soon as someone denies a protest to them, they get to say that they aren't letting them practice their rights as a "mericun"
Speaking as an american, and the son of a lawyer, and grandson of a lawyer, this is one of the most tightly wound and deep conspiracy known to date (to me).
User avatar #11 to #10 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
(it's ok to talk on my profile, unless an anon fag spouting spam)

I honestly hate loopholes like that, being able to disguise hate speech as a protest if they don't get violent.
User avatar #12 to #11 - someponynew ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
(nerd mode activate)
Not only that, it just goes to show how our "Proud, flawless system of Gov't" can be snipped by a bunch of southerners.
SOUTHERNERS.

Not implying some aren't smart, but I'm sure that those people with 11 kids had some "Crossing over" in the family tree.
#13 to #12 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
IKR?  There needs to be a better system for identifying whether it's hate speech or a legitimate protest.   
   
Time for your Constitution to get a 28th amendment.   
   
MFW Canadian, btw.
IKR? There needs to be a better system for identifying whether it's hate speech or a legitimate protest.

Time for your Constitution to get a 28th amendment.

MFW Canadian, btw.
#14 to #13 - someponynew ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
MFW would rather live in canada
#15 to #14 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
Come to Canada, we got lots of fun!   
Pros:   
>We get free healthcare (not as great as France or Great Britain, but we're in 6th over-all).   
>We get free education until college/uni.   
>Tied for 4th in freedom (US is in 10th)   
>We don't care if you're a foreigner (unless your're from Quebec, they hate everyone)   
>We don't care if people speak other languages besides our national languages (English and French)   
>We banned the WBC from entering Canada   
>You get criminally charged for hate speech, yet get freedom of speech as long as it isn't hate speech.   
   
Cons:   
>Our current Prime Minister is a major dick bag though.  :/   
>We gave the world Justin Beiber, Nickelback and Avril Lavegne. :/
Come to Canada, we got lots of fun!
Pros:
>We get free healthcare (not as great as France or Great Britain, but we're in 6th over-all).
>We get free education until college/uni.
>Tied for 4th in freedom (US is in 10th)
>We don't care if you're a foreigner (unless your're from Quebec, they hate everyone)
>We don't care if people speak other languages besides our national languages (English and French)
>We banned the WBC from entering Canada
>You get criminally charged for hate speech, yet get freedom of speech as long as it isn't hate speech.

Cons:
>Our current Prime Minister is a major dick bag though. :/
>We gave the world Justin Beiber, Nickelback and Avril Lavegne. :/
#16 to #15 - someponynew ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
I'm convinced.   
Yes. I'm moving to Canada.
I'm convinced.
Yes. I'm moving to Canada.
User avatar #40 to #16 - taintedangel (07/17/2013) [-]
Oh I forgot one awesome little tidbit of info about Canada: lottery, scratch ticket, and game show winnings aren't taxed because they aren't considered earnings.
#17 to #16 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
One of us, one of us!  Gooble gobble, gooble gobble!
One of us, one of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble!
User avatar #9 - taintedangel (04/12/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday to me. :3
User avatar #29 to #9 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Happy late birthday.
User avatar #30 to #29 - taintedangel (05/16/2013) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #31 to #30 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Np, anything for a friend
User avatar #8 - taintedangel (04/12/2013) [-]
damn, I keep falling in comment rank.
#5 - taintedangel (04/01/2013) [-]
**taintedangel rolls 7**
Will she ever want to be with me?
User avatar #3 - jedic (03/24/2013) [-]
http://chan . sankakucomplex . com/post/show/37673

In response to your question, 'What porno game?'
#4 to #3 - taintedangel (03/24/2013) [-]
Thank you my good sir.  You are both a scholar and a gentleman.
Thank you my good sir. You are both a scholar and a gentleman.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - taintedangel (03/13/2013) [-]
I don't use them. i guess you can have them if you want
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