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Age: 22
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PSN: Ta1nted_4ngel29
Interests: video games, anime, manga, Marvel
Date Signed Up:1/03/2013
Last Login:10/25/2014
Location:Canada
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#112 - **taintedangel rolled comment #2 ** : hurry up and take t… 05/01/2014 on just quagmire +10
#272 - I named my NCR character Private Parts once. 04/22/2014 on I Fucked Up +3
#76 - Comment deleted 04/21/2014 on Is ded 0
#129 - And that's a crappy argument. Every actor has at least one ba… 04/21/2014 on That’s Why He Is The Best... 0
#110 - There's always someone, somewhere hating on something cus it's… 04/20/2014 on That’s Why He Is The Best... 0
#92 - Part right, it'll kill all life ON the planet, not the planet … 04/20/2014 on An Age-Old Argument 0
#81 - Other than the piece Cyborg used to act as a laser scalpel, th… 04/20/2014 on Superman vs Batman +1
#91 - The real problem is Ozone depletion and pollution. They work … 04/20/2014 on An Age-Old Argument 0
#74 - it was the bullet that Metallo shot him with.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Superman vs Batman +1
User avatar #80 - ilikethisusername (04/20/2014) [-]
how do you know? i'm not doubting you or anything i mean you could be right but i just want to know if that's actually the bullet because i thought it was a shard.
User avatar #81 - taintedangel (04/20/2014) [-]
Other than the piece Cyborg used to act as a laser scalpel, the only other piece of Kryptonite in the movie was the bullet Metallo used on Superman. And the piece Superman gave Batman wasn't a jagged mess like the one Cyborg used, and was more smoothe and bullet-shaped.
#62 - hey, you never know. People thought they wouldn't lik…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2014 on That’s Why He Is The Best... +1
#125 - thecrakasmaker (04/20/2014) [-]
But he was bad as Daredevil
User avatar #129 - taintedangel (04/21/2014) [-]
And that's a crappy argument. Every actor has at least one bad role in his/her career.

And here's some fun facts for you: for the few years before the movie was made, in Brian Michael Bendis' run of Marvel Knight Daredevil, he based Matt Murdock's looks on Ben Affleck himself. He then went on to cast him in the movie that he co-wrote with Kevin Smith.

Affleck got the role of Daredevil perfect, it was the writing in the movie that sucked, most likely since Kevin Smith can't really write comic book stories for shit.
User avatar #109 - officechair (04/20/2014) [-]
Some still don't, a lot of people complained about him during both films.
User avatar #110 - taintedangel (04/20/2014) [-]
There's always someone, somewhere hating on something cus it's new or different and not necessarily better or worse than the other.

-Original Star Wars Trilogy over the Prequel Trilogy.
-Super Mario Sunshine over Mario 64
-Final Fantasy 7 over Final Fantasy 13
-Original Dante over the new Dante from DMC

Just to name a few examples.
#177 - He says a few right things, like the one above, and generally … 04/20/2014 on Long live Putin -1
#223 - And all the 17 teams that worked on it are all blaming each ot… 04/20/2014 on The EA 0
#217 - The Gearbox game he's talking about was Aliens: Colonial Marines.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2014 on The EA 0
User avatar #220 - stealingbikes (04/20/2014) [-]
ooooo yeah now I remember hearing about that fiasco
User avatar #223 - taintedangel (04/20/2014) [-]
And all the 17 teams that worked on it are all blaming each other for who dropped the really eggy fart that was that game, even though they were all responsible for it.
#216 - Ubisoft (the French EA) and Activision. Activision's … 04/20/2014 on The EA +1
#78 - Picture 04/19/2014 on (untitled) +7
#229 - I'm a dude... lol 04/19/2014 on Prom Night +1
#12 - Kill it before it lays eggs  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on Mosquitonips 0
#25 - omegaominous (04/18/2014) [-]
No need to worry about that.
#20 - I back the Legion. 04/17/2014 on Robert House +1
#39 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on What faction are you -1
User avatar #69 - Sethorein (04/18/2014) [-]
my god your picture confused me...
#4 - This is why the humane society sounds like idiots, tbh.  [+] (21 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Just a tad bit disturbing +90
User avatar #6 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (04/17/2014) [-]
You know, i'm no animal rights activist but drowning a rat for realzies in a film is a bit too hardcore for me.
User avatar #8 - ChromedDragon (04/17/2014) [-]
but its not drowning because it remains alive with a supply of oxygen
User avatar #9 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (04/17/2014) [-]
Not in real life its not
#121 - theXsjados (04/18/2014) [-]
I don't think you understand; in real life there is a liquid, Perfluorocarbon, that when breathed in will provide the body with the oxygen it needs to survive.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACQr0IZIb5I

They used the same stuff in this video as they did on the rat in the Abyss.

#37 - thefates (04/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - ChromedDragon (04/17/2014) [-]
you can breathe oxygenated water
User avatar #74 - playerdous (04/18/2014) [-]
You can't but the content made a mistake, so you were given wrong info to start. The liquid used in the abyss can be inhaled without much damage but it is not water or even oxygenated water.
User avatar #17 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (04/18/2014) [-]
No, you can't. Its theoretically possible for your cells to absorbe oxygen through the water but that hasn't been put into practice, from my research anyway.

Think about it, it would literally flood your fucking lungs and kill you.
#75 - mehmachine (04/18/2014) [-]
You're kinda dense aren't you
User avatar #93 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (04/18/2014) [-]
You cannot breath water. Its technically correct that your lungs can take the oxygen in but your body will say no, and it will not allow you to breath it in. So, getting past the whole evolution thing of "Don't breath water you fucking retard" water in the lungs also strips the lining of the lungs off and that leaves you at a high risk of infection.

I'm not dense, i just look at the fucking facts. Yes, your body can use the oxygen. No, it will not allow you to breath in the water.
User avatar #61 - alecbaldwinning (04/18/2014) [-]
>"from my research"

>20 seconds on google
User avatar #102 - pizzaweed (04/18/2014) [-]
Who knows. Maybe he dedicated his whole life to studying this subject.



But instead of publishing anything, or furthering his work, he's trying to change your opinion...


On Funnyjunk..




He's no scientist
User avatar #25 - quantumlegend (04/18/2014) [-]
Mouse breathing water

It's completely harmless; Scary, perhaps, but it causes no harm to the animal.
#41 - wimwam (04/18/2014) [-]
That narrator is the Billy Mays of the history channel
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/17/2014) [-]
How do you convince a rat to breathe in a liquid?
User avatar #13 - ChromedDragon (04/17/2014) [-]
you give it no alternative

and then when its starts breathing it doesn't die
User avatar #108 - morskoj (04/18/2014) [-]
Holy fuck. That is a cold ass line to say.
#38 - Javapenguin (04/18/2014) [-]
that fucking first line
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/17/2014) [-]
It was a rhetorical question.
User avatar #40 - Visual (04/18/2014) [-]
A rhetorical question is a question that does not have a simple answer, but rather encourages the listener to consider a different message or viewpoint. In other words, it does not have a simple answer or might not even have an answer at all. You literally asked a question with a short, simple, plausible answer.

That is not rhetorical.
#29 - soloman (04/18/2014) [-]
Do you know what that means?
#3 - This is pretty brilliant. 04/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
#3 - Picture 04/17/2014 on easter on 4/20 0
#3 - Picture 04/17/2014 on sfbaldhfbvjzdfhbvkjzdhbv +2
#4 - Picture 04/17/2014 on dreaming or possessed by... 0
#7 - I guess harime is hand some.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on Of happenings +1
#8 - harime (04/17/2014) [-]
You a bitch ass nigga

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User avatar #75 - Byte (06/25/2014) [-]
There once was a fish who could talk.
He wanted to learn how to walk.
He got out from the sea,
Fell right onto me,
And I nearly died on my cock
User avatar #73 - justanon (03/29/2014) [-]
you are a dick
User avatar #74 to #73 - taintedangel (03/29/2014) [-]
I know I am.
User avatar #72 - taintedangel (09/25/2013) [-]
If Payday 2, Dark Souls, and various indie games are any indication, there is always a niche market for your game idea.
User avatar #55 - taintedangel (09/19/2013) [-]
*Sigh* I miss her so much.
User avatar #56 to #55 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
Don't worry dude, you'll get through it. I'm not sure what's happened, but you'll get through it, and you'll be stronger for it. You just need to hang in there.
User avatar #57 to #56 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
It's a bit of a long story if you're up for it.
User avatar #58 to #57 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm up for it,
User avatar #59 to #58 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
Well, to start it off, I'm in love with my best friend that I've known since we were both 6.
User avatar #60 to #59 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
So she's like the first girl you've ever loved then, and what I gather from a few comments down is that she is dating someone else. Correct?
User avatar #61 to #60 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
She's not the first girl I've ever loved, but it grew to the point where she's the love of my life. And yeah she's dating someone else and sees me as a brother figure.
User avatar #62 to #61 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
It's happened to a lot of us. The girl we're in love with goes out with someone else, and claims to see the guy as a brother. Might I ask how you plan to fix this?
User avatar #63 to #62 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm not entirely sure. I've described what I've done to another few friends and they've told me that I've done everything masterfully and is aghast at why we aren't together. Like her parent's both like me and like having me around, trusting each other with very intimate secrets that no one else knows and so many other things I can list off.

And even just recently, I visited her last month and I may have impressed her by walking from my place to her's which is an hour walk and I did it though the hot summer sun while carrying a heavy bag.

So I'm just kinda stumped at what to do.
User avatar #64 to #63 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
How often do you see her?
User avatar #65 to #64 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
Not as often as I'd like She goes to another city and college. I don't have a licence or car. :/
User avatar #66 to #65 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
Well if you really don't see her often, then my normal advice won't work. Have you ever considered getting a different girl to be your girlfriend? You might end up making the girl you like jealous. If that happens you might have a chance with her. Also, what is her boyfriend like?
User avatar #67 to #66 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
I've had other girlfriends(single now) and tbh, I'm not sure if they made her jealous, but she got together with her now-ex a little after I got my gf (who was one of her high school friends) and she dumped him a little after me and my now-ex broke up, but she immediately got together with her current boyfriend. I don't have a gf at the moment, but i have a friend with benefits, so that's the next best thing.

I don't see her as often as i like'd to have in the past 2 or 3 years, but i still keep in touch with her regulalrly through FB and texting. Oh and what's your regular advice? I'm a bit curious.
User avatar #68 to #67 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
My regular advice is for guys who see the girl they like frequently. It typically works that the guy starts blowing off the girl a bit. Showing that she is not his top priority. This doesn't always work though, seeing as situations differ from person to person.
User avatar #69 to #68 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
Ah yeah that advice usually works, and I already kinda don't make her my top priority, but with our rare visits blowing her off wouldn't work and just make her pissed at me.

But I've shown her that while growing up together over the years that I'm loyal to her. I even did stupid **** so that people would make fun of me instead of her, because she was always the shy, bookworm in elementary school.

The only thing I can think of doing is get in good with her current friends and roommates when I visit her at her place in the city, and scope out her bf and see what I'm competing with. And the next time she's single I'd make a move on her, and show her why my friend with benifits keeps coming back for more. ;)
User avatar #70 to #69 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
Maybe set up a double day with her and her current boyfriend as well. This will give you the chance to get to know him without someone being the third wheel.
User avatar #71 to #70 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
it might work, but I'm just not entirely sure on anything these days regarding me and her's future.

A couple of my friends that know how I feel about her tell me that it'll happen and me and her will get together. I mean, she's the only one for me and completes me.
User avatar #47 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/13/2013) [-]
ran out of room up there.
That would be pretty cool though
User avatar #48 to #47 - taintedangel (08/13/2013) [-]
Thanks, I'm always coming up with ideas for the industry, like a unified gamer social network (my friend came up with this one though ).

It would ask you to make an account with the system and then ask you for your PSN ID, XBL Gamertag, Nintendo Network ID, Steam account, Origin account (ew), and let you comunicate with your friends across all platforms.
User avatar #49 to #48 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/13/2013) [-]
that woudl be really really cool.

User avatar #50 to #49 - taintedangel (08/13/2013) [-]
The only problem would be getting the companies to agree with it.
User avatar #41 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for the add.
User avatar #42 to #41 - taintedangel (08/12/2013) [-]
No prob. Always open to new friends.
#43 to #42 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/12/2013) [-]
yay friends ^^
User avatar #44 to #43 - taintedangel (08/12/2013) [-]
Yay!! ^^
User avatar #45 to #44 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/12/2013) [-]
I am not even sure who you are...
User avatar #46 to #45 - taintedangel (08/12/2013) [-]
me neither lol
User avatar #39 - taintedangel (07/17/2013) [-]
I miss the girl I love most, even though we're only just friends at the moment and she's dating someone else.
User avatar #34 - whiskeygunner (07/15/2013) [-]
You online? Wanna see something funny?
User avatar #35 to #34 - taintedangel (07/16/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm on. Sure.
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User avatar #37 to #36 - taintedangel (07/16/2013) [-]
Ok i have. Lawl.
User avatar #51 to #37 - skrynox (08/15/2013) [-]
WHAT WAS IT I HAVE TO KNOW
User avatar #52 to #51 - taintedangel (08/15/2013) [-]
a picture of an elephant pissing on a black guy with the name "Andre Herring" over him
User avatar #53 to #52 - skrynox (08/15/2013) [-]
Ha. I understand that reference.

Only because that dude has been posting Andre Herring ******* EVERYWHERE
User avatar #54 to #53 - taintedangel (08/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, good thing the ****** is IP banned.
User avatar #38 to #37 - whiskeygunner (07/16/2013) [-]
that was all. have a good night
#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/19/2013) [-]
lol dd
User avatar #33 to #32 - taintedangel (06/19/2013) [-]
? whut?
#18 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew
Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew
User avatar #20 to #19 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Silly deadpool cant die
User avatar #22 to #21 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
You a deadpool fan ?
#23 to #22 - taintedangel (05/12/2013) [-]
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
#24 to #23 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Then prepare for a gif dump
Then prepare for a gif dump
#25 to #24 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#26 to #25 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
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#27 to #26 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
My Fave
My Fave
User avatar #10 - someponynew (04/24/2013) [-]
Not only that, (sorry if spam),
But as soon as someone denies a protest to them, they get to say that they aren't letting them practice their rights as a "mericun"
Speaking as an american, and the son of a lawyer, and grandson of a lawyer, this is one of the most tightly wound and deep conspiracy known to date (to me).
User avatar #11 to #10 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
(it's ok to talk on my profile, unless an anon fag spouting spam)

I honestly hate loopholes like that, being able to disguise hate speech as a protest if they don't get violent.
User avatar #12 to #11 - someponynew (04/24/2013) [-]
(nerd mode activate)
Not only that, it just goes to show how our "Proud, flawless system of Gov't" can be snipped by a bunch of southerners.
SOUTHERNERS.

Not implying some aren't smart, but I'm sure that those people with 11 kids had some "Crossing over" in the family tree.
#13 to #12 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
IKR?  There needs to be a better system for identifying whether it's hate speech or a legitimate protest.   
   
Time for your Constitution to get a 28th amendment.   
   
MFW Canadian, btw.
IKR? There needs to be a better system for identifying whether it's hate speech or a legitimate protest.

Time for your Constitution to get a 28th amendment.

MFW Canadian, btw.
#14 to #13 - someponynew (04/24/2013) [-]
MFW would rather live in canada
#15 to #14 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
Come to Canada, we got lots of fun!   
Pros:   
>We get free healthcare (not as great as France or Great Britain, but we're in 6th over-all).   
>We get free education until college/uni.   
>Tied for 4th in freedom (US is in 10th)   
>We don't care if you're a foreigner (unless your're from Quebec, they hate everyone)   
>We don't care if people speak other languages besides our national languages (English and French)   
>We banned the WBC from entering Canada   
>You get criminally charged for hate speech, yet get freedom of speech as long as it isn't hate speech.   
   
Cons:   
>Our current Prime Minister is a major dick bag though.  :/   
>We gave the world Justin Beiber, Nickelback and Avril Lavegne. :/
Come to Canada, we got lots of fun!
Pros:
>We get free healthcare (not as great as France or Great Britain, but we're in 6th over-all).
>We get free education until college/uni.
>Tied for 4th in freedom (US is in 10th)
>We don't care if you're a foreigner (unless your're from Quebec, they hate everyone)
>We don't care if people speak other languages besides our national languages (English and French)
>We banned the WBC from entering Canada
>You get criminally charged for hate speech, yet get freedom of speech as long as it isn't hate speech.

Cons:
>Our current Prime Minister is a major dick bag though. :/
>We gave the world Justin Beiber, Nickelback and Avril Lavegne. :/
#16 to #15 - someponynew (04/24/2013) [-]
I'm convinced.   
Yes. I'm moving to Canada.
I'm convinced.
Yes. I'm moving to Canada.
User avatar #40 to #16 - taintedangel (07/17/2013) [-]
Oh I forgot one awesome little tidbit of info about Canada: lottery, scratch ticket, and game show winnings aren't taxed because they aren't considered earnings.
#17 to #16 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
One of us, one of us!  Gooble gobble, gooble gobble!
One of us, one of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble!
User avatar #9 - taintedangel (04/12/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday to me. :3
User avatar #29 to #9 - yunogasaii (05/16/2013) [-]
Happy late birthday.
User avatar #30 to #29 - taintedangel (05/16/2013) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #31 to #30 - yunogasaii (05/16/2013) [-]
Np, anything for a friend
User avatar #8 - taintedangel (04/12/2013) [-]
damn, I keep falling in comment rank.
#5 - taintedangel (04/01/2013) [-]
**taintedangel rolls 7**
Will she ever want to be with me?
User avatar #3 - jedic (03/24/2013) [-]
http://chan . sankakucomplex . com/post/show/37673

In response to your question, 'What porno game?'
#4 to #3 - taintedangel (03/24/2013) [-]
Thank you my good sir.  You are both a scholar and a gentleman.
Thank you my good sir. You are both a scholar and a gentleman.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - taintedangel (03/13/2013) [-]
I don't use them. i guess you can have them if you want
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