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taintedangel

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/TheKillah29
Steam Profile: the_killah29
Consoles Owned: PS3, 3DS
PSN: Ta1nted_4ngel29
Interests: video games, anime, manga, Marvel
Date Signed Up:1/03/2013
Last Login:3/29/2015
Location:Canada
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I'm an emotional wreck of a man who hides it all from the world with the face of a clown.

latest user's comments

#204 - Well, In canada we have a dollar store called Dollarama, where… 11/19/2014 on Magic the Bathering 0
#79 - And Tekken as Marshal Law. 11/19/2014 on Jackie chan's best day +2
#79 - Are you damaged? 11/17/2014 on Good old days -1
#48 - >implying short hair on a girl can't be cute/sexy  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Good old days +2
#56 - katarinaismywaifu (11/16/2014) [-]
HURR DURR SO HOT SHORT HAIR
User avatar #79 - taintedangel (11/17/2014) [-]
Are you damaged?
#18 - "Austria is to rule over the whole world"  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2014 on And they said college would... 0
#35 - imadeanaccountforu (11/15/2014) [-]
Thank you I have no idea how to speak latin. I was not prepared. and i was scared.
#46 - He became gluten-free after his dick flew off. Ever wonder wh… 11/15/2014 on How to Summon Satan 0
#44 - Those monsters! They took that majestic wild gummy bear from …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2014 on How to Summon Satan 0
User avatar #45 - presidentmoose (11/15/2014) [-]
I've never read anywhere that Jesus was a gluten free vegetarian
User avatar #46 - taintedangel (11/15/2014) [-]
He became gluten-free after his dick flew off. Ever wonder why he was a virgin?
#47 - X/Y will probably stay memorable due to a few things: -Int…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2014 on What did you expect 0
User avatar #48 - Kairyuka (11/15/2014) [-]
That's true, although I feel Mega Evolutions are RIDICULOUSLY forced and don't really add anything to the Pokémon world (other than delicious money for Nintendo), but to each his own
#43 - Innovation for innovation's sake is not worth having. Residen…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2014 on What did you expect +1
User avatar #46 - Kairyuka (11/15/2014) [-]
Now that's true! All I'm saying is that remaking the same game seven times in a row won't suddenly result in a memorable master piece of a game, but that doesn't mean it results in anything bad necessarily. Not every game needs to be a master piece, some times you just gotta make something good
User avatar #47 - taintedangel (11/15/2014) [-]
X/Y will probably stay memorable due to a few things:
-Introduced Mega Evolutions
-1st handheld Pokemon to be in 3d
-8 directional movement
-non-grid movement (skates on shoes)
-Had cut scenes
-Lysandre trying to basically nuke the world
User avatar #48 - Kairyuka (11/15/2014) [-]
That's true, although I feel Mega Evolutions are RIDICULOUSLY forced and don't really add anything to the Pokémon world (other than delicious money for Nintendo), but to each his own
#6 - H... how does the paster know what 'Semen from Sodomites' tastes like?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2014 on "coming" right up.... +3
#8 - funnyjunkforlife (11/15/2014) [-]
your mom told him in a confession
#73 - Probably Loki's idea. 11/15/2014 on Loki 2 0
#304 - Everyone has preferences. Until i learn how to speak Japanese… 11/14/2014 on Always sub 100% 0
#81 - Did you read my other explanation in comment #77? 11/14/2014 on Vatican 0
#77 - Ok so and the question asked was "How many Popes per squa…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on Vatican +1
User avatar #78 - psyachu (11/14/2014) [-]
Okay, thank you for clarifying. But I have to agree with the last guy. It is the most annoying question ever.
#73 - It's going by "How many per square Kilometer?", and …  [+] (9 new replies) 11/14/2014 on Vatican +5
#80 - vegasstoner (11/14/2014) [-]
you seriously explained that in such an inefficient way.
User avatar #92 - amuter (11/15/2014) [-]
He actually explained it quite well

it's just that you aren't a matematician
#93 - vegasstoner (11/15/2014) [-]
i doubt you are either. what he said makes sense. but its more a way you would do it mentally than efficient mathmatically
User avatar #86 - vleasian (11/15/2014) [-]
My way of going about it would just to say there's 1 pope / 0.44km^2
Then do division. you get 2.27 popes / km^2
#87 - vegasstoner (11/15/2014) [-]
exactly. i mean both work. but thast the way i did it. or would have if i cared to.
User avatar #81 - taintedangel (11/14/2014) [-]
Did you read my other explanation in comment #77?
User avatar #76 - psyachu (11/14/2014) [-]
Okay, I'm good at math and that doesn't make sense.
User avatar #77 - taintedangel (11/14/2014) [-]
Ok so and the question asked was "How many Popes per square kilometer are in Vatican City?"
Vatican City is only 0.44km^2 and that is not a full squared kilometer.
So 0.44km^2 = 1 Pope.

0.44km^2 + 0.44km^2 = 0.88km^2 or 2 Popes, following me so far?

To get the remaining partial Pope you need to do some simple subtraction:
1km^2 - 0.88km^2 = 0.12km^2 which isn't a full Pope.

Now to fully calculate how many Popes are in 0.12km^2 we need to do the following division:
0.12km^2 / 0.44km^2 = ~0.27

Therefore there are 2.27 Popes per square kilometer in Vatican City.
User avatar #78 - psyachu (11/14/2014) [-]
Okay, thank you for clarifying. But I have to agree with the last guy. It is the most annoying question ever.
#223 - Not while I'm eating XD 11/14/2014 on Slick Move 0
#105 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on Cause why the hell not? +4
#108 - scandalouszander (11/13/2014) [-]
fair enough!
#151 - Go for it dude. 11/13/2014 on #MenimistTwitter Compilation 0
#101 - Technically he ripped out some wires in the wall in his cell, …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Cause why the hell not? 0
User avatar #130 - schneidend (11/13/2014) [-]
Which he was only able to do because Harley tried to kill him while also subconsciously wanting to help free him. It had nothing to do with the prison being glass/plastic.
User avatar #104 - scandalouszander (11/13/2014) [-]
...what does that have to do with anything?
#105 - taintedangel (11/13/2014) [-]
#108 - scandalouszander (11/13/2014) [-]
fair enough!
#150 - you're welcome 11/12/2014 on Getting a haircut 0
#145 - here  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Getting a haircut 0
User avatar #147 - megaton (11/12/2014) [-]
that was amazing
User avatar #150 - taintedangel (11/12/2014) [-]
you're welcome
#59 - Comment deleted 11/12/2014 on how much of all? 0
#406 - That also works. 11/12/2014 on Gamergate silenced 0
#14 - Yes. 11/12/2014 on WebMD says it's cancer 0
#36 - This.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Superheroes are horrible... +5
#37 - supermandan (11/12/2014) [-]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#78 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi taintedangel! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
User avatar #75 - Byte (06/25/2014) [-]
There once was a fish who could talk.
He wanted to learn how to walk.
He got out from the sea,
Fell right onto me,
And I nearly died on my cock
User avatar #73 - justanon (03/29/2014) [-]
you are a dick
User avatar #74 to #73 - taintedangel ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
I know I am.
User avatar #72 - taintedangel ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
If Payday 2, Dark Souls, and various indie games are any indication, there is always a niche market for your game idea.
User avatar #55 - taintedangel ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
*Sigh* I miss her so much.
User avatar #56 to #55 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
Don't worry dude, you'll get through it. I'm not sure what's happened, but you'll get through it, and you'll be stronger for it. You just need to hang in there.
User avatar #57 to #56 - taintedangel ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
It's a bit of a long story if you're up for it.
User avatar #58 to #57 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm up for it,
User avatar #59 to #58 - taintedangel ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Well, to start it off, I'm in love with my best friend that I've known since we were both 6.
User avatar #60 to #59 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
So she's like the first girl you've ever loved then, and what I gather from a few comments down is that she is dating someone else. Correct?
User avatar #61 to #60 - taintedangel ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
She's not the first girl I've ever loved, but it grew to the point where she's the love of my life. And yeah she's dating someone else and sees me as a brother figure.
User avatar #62 to #61 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
It's happened to a lot of us. The girl we're in love with goes out with someone else, and claims to see the guy as a brother. Might I ask how you plan to fix this?
User avatar #63 to #62 - taintedangel ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm not entirely sure. I've described what I've done to another few friends and they've told me that I've done everything masterfully and is aghast at why we aren't together. Like her parent's both like me and like having me around, trusting each other with very intimate secrets that no one else knows and so many other things I can list off.

And even just recently, I visited her last month and I may have impressed her by walking from my place to her's which is an hour walk and I did it though the hot summer sun while carrying a heavy bag.

So I'm just kinda stumped at what to do.
User avatar #64 to #63 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
How often do you see her?
User avatar #65 to #64 - taintedangel ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Not as often as I'd like She goes to another city and college. I don't have a licence or car. :/
User avatar #66 to #65 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
Well if you really don't see her often, then my normal advice won't work. Have you ever considered getting a different girl to be your girlfriend? You might end up making the girl you like jealous. If that happens you might have a chance with her. Also, what is her boyfriend like?
User avatar #67 to #66 - taintedangel ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I've had other girlfriends(single now) and tbh, I'm not sure if they made her jealous, but she got together with her now-ex a little after I got my gf (who was one of her high school friends) and she dumped him a little after me and my now-ex broke up, but she immediately got together with her current boyfriend. I don't have a gf at the moment, but i have a friend with benefits, so that's the next best thing.

I don't see her as often as i like'd to have in the past 2 or 3 years, but i still keep in touch with her regulalrly through FB and texting. Oh and what's your regular advice? I'm a bit curious.
User avatar #68 to #67 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
My regular advice is for guys who see the girl they like frequently. It typically works that the guy starts blowing off the girl a bit. Showing that she is not his top priority. This doesn't always work though, seeing as situations differ from person to person.
User avatar #69 to #68 - taintedangel ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Ah yeah that advice usually works, and I already kinda don't make her my top priority, but with our rare visits blowing her off wouldn't work and just make her pissed at me.

But I've shown her that while growing up together over the years that I'm loyal to her. I even did stupid **** so that people would make fun of me instead of her, because she was always the shy, bookworm in elementary school.

The only thing I can think of doing is get in good with her current friends and roommates when I visit her at her place in the city, and scope out her bf and see what I'm competing with. And the next time she's single I'd make a move on her, and show her why my friend with benifits keeps coming back for more. ;)
User avatar #70 to #69 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
Maybe set up a double day with her and her current boyfriend as well. This will give you the chance to get to know him without someone being the third wheel.
User avatar #71 to #70 - taintedangel ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
it might work, but I'm just not entirely sure on anything these days regarding me and her's future.

A couple of my friends that know how I feel about her tell me that it'll happen and me and her will get together. I mean, she's the only one for me and completes me.
User avatar #47 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/13/2013) [-]
ran out of room up there.
That would be pretty cool though
User avatar #48 to #47 - taintedangel ONLINE (08/13/2013) [-]
Thanks, I'm always coming up with ideas for the industry, like a unified gamer social network (my friend came up with this one though ).

It would ask you to make an account with the system and then ask you for your PSN ID, XBL Gamertag, Nintendo Network ID, Steam account, Origin account (ew), and let you comunicate with your friends across all platforms.
User avatar #49 to #48 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/13/2013) [-]
that woudl be really really cool.

User avatar #50 to #49 - taintedangel ONLINE (08/13/2013) [-]
The only problem would be getting the companies to agree with it.
User avatar #41 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for the add.
User avatar #42 to #41 - taintedangel ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
No prob. Always open to new friends.
#43 to #42 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/12/2013) [-]
yay friends ^^
User avatar #44 to #43 - taintedangel ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
Yay!! ^^
User avatar #45 to #44 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/12/2013) [-]
I am not even sure who you are...
User avatar #46 to #45 - taintedangel ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
me neither lol
User avatar #39 - taintedangel ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
I miss the girl I love most, even though we're only just friends at the moment and she's dating someone else.
User avatar #34 - whiskeygunner (07/15/2013) [-]
You online? Wanna see something funny?
User avatar #35 to #34 - taintedangel ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm on. Sure.
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User avatar #37 to #36 - taintedangel ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Ok i have. Lawl.
User avatar #51 to #37 - skrynox (08/15/2013) [-]
WHAT WAS IT I HAVE TO KNOW
User avatar #52 to #51 - taintedangel ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
a picture of an elephant pissing on a black guy with the name "Andre Herring" over him
User avatar #53 to #52 - skrynox (08/15/2013) [-]
Ha. I understand that reference.

Only because that dude has been posting Andre Herring ******* EVERYWHERE
User avatar #54 to #53 - taintedangel ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, good thing the ****** is IP banned.
User avatar #38 to #37 - whiskeygunner (07/16/2013) [-]
that was all. have a good night
#32 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
lol dd
User avatar #33 to #32 - taintedangel ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
? whut?
#18 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew
Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew
#19 to #18 - taintedangel ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
But, khl...
User avatar #20 to #19 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Silly deadpool cant die
#21 to #20 - taintedangel ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #22 to #21 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
You a deadpool fan ?
#23 to #22 - taintedangel ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
#24 to #23 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Then prepare for a gif dump
Then prepare for a gif dump
#25 to #24 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
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#26 to #25 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
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#28 to #26 - taintedangel ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
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#27 to #26 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
My Fave
My Fave
User avatar #10 - someponynew (04/24/2013) [-]
Not only that, (sorry if spam),
But as soon as someone denies a protest to them, they get to say that they aren't letting them practice their rights as a "mericun"
Speaking as an american, and the son of a lawyer, and grandson of a lawyer, this is one of the most tightly wound and deep conspiracy known to date (to me).
User avatar #11 to #10 - taintedangel ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
(it's ok to talk on my profile, unless an anon fag spouting spam)

I honestly hate loopholes like that, being able to disguise hate speech as a protest if they don't get violent.
User avatar #12 to #11 - someponynew (04/24/2013) [-]
(nerd mode activate)
Not only that, it just goes to show how our "Proud, flawless system of Gov't" can be snipped by a bunch of southerners.
SOUTHERNERS.

Not implying some aren't smart, but I'm sure that those people with 11 kids had some "Crossing over" in the family tree.
#13 to #12 - taintedangel ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
IKR?  There needs to be a better system for identifying whether it's hate speech or a legitimate protest.   
   
Time for your Constitution to get a 28th amendment.   
   
MFW Canadian, btw.
IKR? There needs to be a better system for identifying whether it's hate speech or a legitimate protest.

Time for your Constitution to get a 28th amendment.

MFW Canadian, btw.
#14 to #13 - someponynew (04/24/2013) [-]
MFW would rather live in canada
#15 to #14 - taintedangel ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Come to Canada, we got lots of fun!   
Pros:   
>We get free healthcare (not as great as France or Great Britain, but we're in 6th over-all).   
>We get free education until college/uni.   
>Tied for 4th in freedom (US is in 10th)   
>We don't care if you're a foreigner (unless your're from Quebec, they hate everyone)   
>We don't care if people speak other languages besides our national languages (English and French)   
>We banned the WBC from entering Canada   
>You get criminally charged for hate speech, yet get freedom of speech as long as it isn't hate speech.   
   
Cons:   
>Our current Prime Minister is a major dick bag though.  :/   
>We gave the world Justin Beiber, Nickelback and Avril Lavegne. :/
Come to Canada, we got lots of fun!
Pros:
>We get free healthcare (not as great as France or Great Britain, but we're in 6th over-all).
>We get free education until college/uni.
>Tied for 4th in freedom (US is in 10th)
>We don't care if you're a foreigner (unless your're from Quebec, they hate everyone)
>We don't care if people speak other languages besides our national languages (English and French)
>We banned the WBC from entering Canada
>You get criminally charged for hate speech, yet get freedom of speech as long as it isn't hate speech.

Cons:
>Our current Prime Minister is a major dick bag though. :/
>We gave the world Justin Beiber, Nickelback and Avril Lavegne. :/
#16 to #15 - someponynew (04/24/2013) [-]
I'm convinced.   
Yes. I'm moving to Canada.
I'm convinced.
Yes. I'm moving to Canada.
User avatar #40 to #16 - taintedangel ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Oh I forgot one awesome little tidbit of info about Canada: lottery, scratch ticket, and game show winnings aren't taxed because they aren't considered earnings.
#17 to #16 - taintedangel ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
One of us, one of us!  Gooble gobble, gooble gobble!
One of us, one of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble!
User avatar #9 - taintedangel ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday to me. :3
User avatar #29 to #9 - yunogasaii (05/16/2013) [-]
Happy late birthday.
User avatar #30 to #29 - taintedangel ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #31 to #30 - yunogasaii (05/16/2013) [-]
Np, anything for a friend
User avatar #8 - taintedangel ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
damn, I keep falling in comment rank.
#5 - taintedangel ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
**taintedangel rolls 7**
Will she ever want to be with me?
#6 to #5 - taintedangel ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - jedic (03/24/2013) [-]
http://chan . sankakucomplex . com/post/show/37673

In response to your question, 'What porno game?'
#4 to #3 - taintedangel ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
Thank you my good sir.  You are both a scholar and a gentleman.
Thank you my good sir. You are both a scholar and a gentleman.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - taintedangel ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
I don't use them. i guess you can have them if you want
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