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Age: 22
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PSN: Ta1nted_4ngel29
Interests: video games, anime, manga, Marvel
Date Signed Up:1/03/2013
Last Login:12/25/2014
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#98 - That's just the ******* tip of the iceberg with G…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on GG GG +3
#106 - darthblam (12/12/2014) [-]
Well hell, I hadn't heard about most of this. This just makes everything about them even worse.
And despite all this they keep trying to act as the big internet good guy. It's astounding.
#157 - Ok fine... I'll start watching Legend of Korra to see what the…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/12/2014 on For you baby, I might +7
User avatar #197 - groundzero (12/12/2014) [-]
Just skip season 2
#159 - aphoticnefelibata (12/12/2014) [-]
It's pretty good, I rather enjoyed myself watching it lqtm. The Last Airbender series has a tad better story and character wise, but the The Legend of Korra is more action based and a faster plot, entertaining regardless lqtm.
#179 - rollfourexplain (12/12/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 2,483**

What really gets me is that they've racked up the action but haven't racked up the danger. The scene where Korra fights that waterbender who throws all those small icechips at her while she karate attacks a select few out of the air and how all of the pilots have parachutes and the random ways technology has advanced in merely 100 years bother me.
User avatar #238 - jiichei (12/12/2014) [-]
well... it has been over 50 years. maybe aliens. you know. aliens.
#41 - Eh, I adapt to game changes.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2014 on That's racist 0
User avatar #42 - muffindemon (12/11/2014) [-]
kanatana is quoting the AVGN
User avatar #43 - kanatana (12/11/2014) [-]
THANK YOU
User avatar #44 - muffindemon (12/11/2014) [-]
BTW I have a winged dragon of ra card. I used to whip it out ASAP, give it all my life points (max of 7900 ATK and DEF) and not give a fuck about what happened next.
#39 - Yeah i just watched the tutorial on the website. Jesu…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/10/2014 on That's racist 0
User avatar #40 - kanatana (12/10/2014) [-]
You'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer than play those cards.
User avatar #41 - taintedangel (12/10/2014) [-]
Eh, I adapt to game changes.
User avatar #42 - muffindemon (12/11/2014) [-]
kanatana is quoting the AVGN
User avatar #43 - kanatana (12/11/2014) [-]
THANK YOU
User avatar #44 - muffindemon (12/11/2014) [-]
BTW I have a winged dragon of ra card. I used to whip it out ASAP, give it all my life points (max of 7900 ATK and DEF) and not give a fuck about what happened next.
#37 - What? There's a new thing now?  [+] (7 new replies) 12/10/2014 on That's racist 0
User avatar #38 - kanatana (12/10/2014) [-]
Yup, and most of us would rather have a buffalo take a diahrrea dump in our ear than play with or against them.
User avatar #39 - taintedangel (12/10/2014) [-]
Yeah i just watched the tutorial on the website.

JesusChristHowHorrifying.jpg
User avatar #40 - kanatana (12/10/2014) [-]
You'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer than play those cards.
User avatar #41 - taintedangel (12/10/2014) [-]
Eh, I adapt to game changes.
User avatar #42 - muffindemon (12/11/2014) [-]
kanatana is quoting the AVGN
User avatar #43 - kanatana (12/11/2014) [-]
THANK YOU
User avatar #44 - muffindemon (12/11/2014) [-]
BTW I have a winged dragon of ra card. I used to whip it out ASAP, give it all my life points (max of 7900 ATK and DEF) and not give a fuck about what happened next.
#63 - I'm still pretty sure I passed the class though. My teacher i… 12/10/2014 on Just school things 0
#62 - UPDATE: I did not do so well. I can't rig a model for …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2014 on Just school things 0
User avatar #63 - taintedangel (12/10/2014) [-]
I'm still pretty sure I passed the class though. My teacher is a pretty cool/chill guy.
#54 - I'm gonna make my own company when I graduate. And try …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2014 on Just school things 0
#55 - youxbarstard (12/10/2014) [-]
Here's hoping that works out for ya.
#26 - Alternate timeline, but yes. Watch the season 4 finale and th… 12/10/2014 on Kids today +2
#156 - Cut off one head, two more will take it's place. HAIL PIRATE BAY!! 12/10/2014 on Piratebay Offline for Good +24

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User avatar #76 - superblade ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #75 - Byte ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
There once was a fish who could talk.
He wanted to learn how to walk.
He got out from the sea,
Fell right onto me,
And I nearly died on my cock
User avatar #73 - justanon (03/29/2014) [-]
you are a dick
User avatar #74 to #73 - taintedangel (03/29/2014) [-]
I know I am.
User avatar #72 - taintedangel (09/25/2013) [-]
If Payday 2, Dark Souls, and various indie games are any indication, there is always a niche market for your game idea.
User avatar #55 - taintedangel (09/19/2013) [-]
*Sigh* I miss her so much.
User avatar #56 to #55 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
Don't worry dude, you'll get through it. I'm not sure what's happened, but you'll get through it, and you'll be stronger for it. You just need to hang in there.
User avatar #57 to #56 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
It's a bit of a long story if you're up for it.
User avatar #58 to #57 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm up for it,
User avatar #59 to #58 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
Well, to start it off, I'm in love with my best friend that I've known since we were both 6.
User avatar #60 to #59 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
So she's like the first girl you've ever loved then, and what I gather from a few comments down is that she is dating someone else. Correct?
User avatar #61 to #60 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
She's not the first girl I've ever loved, but it grew to the point where she's the love of my life. And yeah she's dating someone else and sees me as a brother figure.
User avatar #62 to #61 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
It's happened to a lot of us. The girl we're in love with goes out with someone else, and claims to see the guy as a brother. Might I ask how you plan to fix this?
User avatar #63 to #62 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm not entirely sure. I've described what I've done to another few friends and they've told me that I've done everything masterfully and is aghast at why we aren't together. Like her parent's both like me and like having me around, trusting each other with very intimate secrets that no one else knows and so many other things I can list off.

And even just recently, I visited her last month and I may have impressed her by walking from my place to her's which is an hour walk and I did it though the hot summer sun while carrying a heavy bag.

So I'm just kinda stumped at what to do.
User avatar #64 to #63 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
How often do you see her?
User avatar #65 to #64 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
Not as often as I'd like She goes to another city and college. I don't have a licence or car. :/
User avatar #66 to #65 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
Well if you really don't see her often, then my normal advice won't work. Have you ever considered getting a different girl to be your girlfriend? You might end up making the girl you like jealous. If that happens you might have a chance with her. Also, what is her boyfriend like?
User avatar #67 to #66 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
I've had other girlfriends(single now) and tbh, I'm not sure if they made her jealous, but she got together with her now-ex a little after I got my gf (who was one of her high school friends) and she dumped him a little after me and my now-ex broke up, but she immediately got together with her current boyfriend. I don't have a gf at the moment, but i have a friend with benefits, so that's the next best thing.

I don't see her as often as i like'd to have in the past 2 or 3 years, but i still keep in touch with her regulalrly through FB and texting. Oh and what's your regular advice? I'm a bit curious.
User avatar #68 to #67 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
My regular advice is for guys who see the girl they like frequently. It typically works that the guy starts blowing off the girl a bit. Showing that she is not his top priority. This doesn't always work though, seeing as situations differ from person to person.
User avatar #69 to #68 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
Ah yeah that advice usually works, and I already kinda don't make her my top priority, but with our rare visits blowing her off wouldn't work and just make her pissed at me.

But I've shown her that while growing up together over the years that I'm loyal to her. I even did stupid **** so that people would make fun of me instead of her, because she was always the shy, bookworm in elementary school.

The only thing I can think of doing is get in good with her current friends and roommates when I visit her at her place in the city, and scope out her bf and see what I'm competing with. And the next time she's single I'd make a move on her, and show her why my friend with benifits keeps coming back for more. ;)
User avatar #70 to #69 - linktheherooftime (09/20/2013) [-]
Maybe set up a double day with her and her current boyfriend as well. This will give you the chance to get to know him without someone being the third wheel.
User avatar #71 to #70 - taintedangel (09/20/2013) [-]
it might work, but I'm just not entirely sure on anything these days regarding me and her's future.

A couple of my friends that know how I feel about her tell me that it'll happen and me and her will get together. I mean, she's the only one for me and completes me.
User avatar #47 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/13/2013) [-]
ran out of room up there.
That would be pretty cool though
User avatar #48 to #47 - taintedangel (08/13/2013) [-]
Thanks, I'm always coming up with ideas for the industry, like a unified gamer social network (my friend came up with this one though ).

It would ask you to make an account with the system and then ask you for your PSN ID, XBL Gamertag, Nintendo Network ID, Steam account, Origin account (ew), and let you comunicate with your friends across all platforms.
User avatar #49 to #48 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/13/2013) [-]
that woudl be really really cool.

User avatar #50 to #49 - taintedangel (08/13/2013) [-]
The only problem would be getting the companies to agree with it.
User avatar #41 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for the add.
User avatar #42 to #41 - taintedangel (08/12/2013) [-]
No prob. Always open to new friends.
#43 to #42 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/12/2013) [-]
yay friends ^^
User avatar #44 to #43 - taintedangel (08/12/2013) [-]
Yay!! ^^
User avatar #45 to #44 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/12/2013) [-]
I am not even sure who you are...
User avatar #46 to #45 - taintedangel (08/12/2013) [-]
me neither lol
User avatar #39 - taintedangel (07/17/2013) [-]
I miss the girl I love most, even though we're only just friends at the moment and she's dating someone else.
User avatar #34 - whiskeygunner (07/15/2013) [-]
You online? Wanna see something funny?
User avatar #35 to #34 - taintedangel (07/16/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm on. Sure.
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User avatar #37 to #36 - taintedangel (07/16/2013) [-]
Ok i have. Lawl.
User avatar #51 to #37 - skrynox (08/15/2013) [-]
WHAT WAS IT I HAVE TO KNOW
User avatar #52 to #51 - taintedangel (08/15/2013) [-]
a picture of an elephant pissing on a black guy with the name "Andre Herring" over him
User avatar #53 to #52 - skrynox (08/15/2013) [-]
Ha. I understand that reference.

Only because that dude has been posting Andre Herring ******* EVERYWHERE
User avatar #54 to #53 - taintedangel (08/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, good thing the ****** is IP banned.
User avatar #38 to #37 - whiskeygunner (07/16/2013) [-]
that was all. have a good night
#32 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
lol dd
User avatar #33 to #32 - taintedangel (06/19/2013) [-]
? whut?
#18 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew
Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew
User avatar #20 to #19 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Silly deadpool cant die
User avatar #22 to #21 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
You a deadpool fan ?
#23 to #22 - taintedangel (05/12/2013) [-]
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
#24 to #23 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Then prepare for a gif dump
Then prepare for a gif dump
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My Fave
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User avatar #10 - someponynew ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Not only that, (sorry if spam),
But as soon as someone denies a protest to them, they get to say that they aren't letting them practice their rights as a "mericun"
Speaking as an american, and the son of a lawyer, and grandson of a lawyer, this is one of the most tightly wound and deep conspiracy known to date (to me).
User avatar #11 to #10 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
(it's ok to talk on my profile, unless an anon fag spouting spam)

I honestly hate loopholes like that, being able to disguise hate speech as a protest if they don't get violent.
User avatar #12 to #11 - someponynew ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
(nerd mode activate)
Not only that, it just goes to show how our "Proud, flawless system of Gov't" can be snipped by a bunch of southerners.
SOUTHERNERS.

Not implying some aren't smart, but I'm sure that those people with 11 kids had some "Crossing over" in the family tree.
#13 to #12 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
IKR?  There needs to be a better system for identifying whether it's hate speech or a legitimate protest.   
   
Time for your Constitution to get a 28th amendment.   
   
MFW Canadian, btw.
IKR? There needs to be a better system for identifying whether it's hate speech or a legitimate protest.

Time for your Constitution to get a 28th amendment.

MFW Canadian, btw.
#14 to #13 - someponynew ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
MFW would rather live in canada
#15 to #14 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
Come to Canada, we got lots of fun!   
Pros:   
>We get free healthcare (not as great as France or Great Britain, but we're in 6th over-all).   
>We get free education until college/uni.   
>Tied for 4th in freedom (US is in 10th)   
>We don't care if you're a foreigner (unless your're from Quebec, they hate everyone)   
>We don't care if people speak other languages besides our national languages (English and French)   
>We banned the WBC from entering Canada   
>You get criminally charged for hate speech, yet get freedom of speech as long as it isn't hate speech.   
   
Cons:   
>Our current Prime Minister is a major dick bag though.  :/   
>We gave the world Justin Beiber, Nickelback and Avril Lavegne. :/
Come to Canada, we got lots of fun!
Pros:
>We get free healthcare (not as great as France or Great Britain, but we're in 6th over-all).
>We get free education until college/uni.
>Tied for 4th in freedom (US is in 10th)
>We don't care if you're a foreigner (unless your're from Quebec, they hate everyone)
>We don't care if people speak other languages besides our national languages (English and French)
>We banned the WBC from entering Canada
>You get criminally charged for hate speech, yet get freedom of speech as long as it isn't hate speech.

Cons:
>Our current Prime Minister is a major dick bag though. :/
>We gave the world Justin Beiber, Nickelback and Avril Lavegne. :/
#16 to #15 - someponynew ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
I'm convinced.   
Yes. I'm moving to Canada.
I'm convinced.
Yes. I'm moving to Canada.
User avatar #40 to #16 - taintedangel (07/17/2013) [-]
Oh I forgot one awesome little tidbit of info about Canada: lottery, scratch ticket, and game show winnings aren't taxed because they aren't considered earnings.
#17 to #16 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
One of us, one of us!  Gooble gobble, gooble gobble!
One of us, one of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble!
User avatar #9 - taintedangel (04/12/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday to me. :3
User avatar #29 to #9 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Happy late birthday.
User avatar #30 to #29 - taintedangel (05/16/2013) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #31 to #30 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Np, anything for a friend
User avatar #8 - taintedangel (04/12/2013) [-]
damn, I keep falling in comment rank.
#5 - taintedangel (04/01/2013) [-]
**taintedangel rolls 7**
Will she ever want to be with me?
User avatar #3 - jedic (03/24/2013) [-]
http://chan . sankakucomplex . com/post/show/37673

In response to your question, 'What porno game?'
#4 to #3 - taintedangel (03/24/2013) [-]
Thank you my good sir.  You are both a scholar and a gentleman.
Thank you my good sir. You are both a scholar and a gentleman.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - taintedangel (03/13/2013) [-]
I don't use them. i guess you can have them if you want
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