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tainted

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Date Signed Up:4/05/2011
Last Login:5/21/2015
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Content Thumbs: 21336 total,  23276 ,  1940
Comment Thumbs: 8331 total,  8793 ,  462
Content Level Progress: 32.4% (324/1000)
Level 221 Content: Mind Blower → Level 222 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 20% (20/100)
Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:12
Content Views:816511
Times Content Favorited:988 times
Total Comments Made:634
FJ Points:30081

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#4 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 03/11/2013 on Understanding +112
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User avatar #118 - zorororonoa (03/11/2013) [-]
how does someone have 64 red thumbs and 89 green thumbs in the same thread?
User avatar #132 - thedarkestrogue (03/11/2013) [-]
canadians.
#123 - fivewordminimum has deleted their comment.
#50 - anonymous (03/11/2013) [-]
good save
#2 - Well I heard from a mute man that it smells of happiness.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/10/2013 on Understanding +90
#3 - deadfeds has deleted their comment.
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#4 - tainted (03/11/2013) [-]
#5 - deadfeds has deleted their comment.
User avatar #118 - zorororonoa (03/11/2013) [-]
how does someone have 64 red thumbs and 89 green thumbs in the same thread?
User avatar #132 - thedarkestrogue (03/11/2013) [-]
canadians.
#123 - fivewordminimum has deleted their comment.
#50 - anonymous (03/11/2013) [-]
good save
#1 - Where do you work? In a gay alien brothel?  [+] (10 new replies) 03/10/2013 on this is a tip i got last... +223
User avatar #130 - thedarkestrogue (03/11/2013) [-]
I understand the alien brothel, but where'd the gay part come from?
User avatar #134 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/11/2013) [-]
The free coca cola ticket.
#136 - thedarkestrogue (03/11/2013) [-]
....but....i like coca cola.
Crap that means I'm gay.
#137 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/11/2013) [-]
It's ok........i'm a form of bi-sexual.....
#138 - thedarkestrogue (03/11/2013) [-]
I'm secretly just an anus with a brain and a mouth.
#115 - anonymous (03/11/2013) [-]
waffle house!! if your drunk its the best place to go to sober up
User avatar #67 - thefurie (03/11/2013) [-]
next to an AMC
#15 - ifuckedyou (03/11/2013) [-]
I can see this
#45 - garagesale has deleted their comment.
#36 - anonymous (03/11/2013) [-]
Where else can you get the All Star breakfast special?
#2 - What was his prayer exactly? "Can I not be Asian any… 03/10/2013 on Answered prayer 0
#1 - Yeah, I want to see it in it's natural yellow form. 03/10/2013 on color photos of the moon +26
#6 - Call Autoglass to bring their special resin.. I hope it's brown sauce. 03/10/2013 on Autoglass. +2
#2 - This isn't **** ;) 03/10/2013 on Blondie Has Some Gigantic... 0
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2013 on Liquid Cat +3
#3 - eshaythewolf Comment deleted by tainted
#1 - Comment deleted 03/09/2013 on brazilian hot shower 0
#14 - " … 03/09/2013 on Let's Play A Game 0
#22 - Peter griffin logic 03/09/2013 on German Armor... +6
#1 - Its wrong but I can still imagine Fry saying that in his voice. 03/09/2013 on Misused memes on facebook 0
#1 - I can't quite figure out if you put 'Seams' as a play on words…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/09/2013 on Legit +24
#31 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
you can't figure it out because you aren't very smart
#17 - gentlemanotaku (03/10/2013) [-]
"excuse me, could you tell me where this dress was sown?"



"hmm, ah yes, i can tell by this material, oh and this seam, this deffinitely was made by my friend laquesha,
she Seams for Legit"
#3 - anonymous (03/09/2013) [-]
sims*
#2 - biguglyface has deleted their comment.
#28 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
lol, funnyjunk is so sensitive
any use of profanity is immediately regarded as anger
Oh well, I remember when I was first learning swear words too
#7 - fornicatio (03/10/2013) [-]
#4 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
You seem upset.
#9 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
*seam
#1 - Man, I'd hit that so hard it would be shaking for a week 03/09/2013 on 10/10 would bang +10
#2 - Jackie Chan goes to the Wild West... again. 03/09/2013 on Rodeo Ninja 0
#3 - Exactly, maybe that's dog is in fact God coming to help you  [+] (6 new replies) 03/09/2013 on Dog is my copilot -32
#21 - remsaman (03/10/2013) [-]
that was the most miserable attempt at being deep ive ever seen.
User avatar #32 - raigen (03/10/2013) [-]
roses are red, violets are blue, let me fuck you, kay?
#60 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll Fuck you with a rake!
#38 - remsaman has deleted their comment.
User avatar #39 - raigen (03/10/2013) [-]
Kay.
User avatar #95 - cactusphalus (03/10/2013) [-]
Stop ruining the thread!
#5 - Everyone loves tanks!  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2013 on German Armor... +6
#72 - stgfilitov (03/10/2013) [-]
Drifting with style.
#6 - crazyolitis (03/09/2013) [-]
Hell yeah!
#4 - What an appropriate advert for this content.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2013 on German Armor... +17
User avatar #20 - thice (03/09/2013) [-]
adblock
#1 - Pegasus has gotten lazy. 03/09/2013 on no time to explain gtg +1
#1 - How do you know God isn't a dog? Maybe that's where the name G…  [+] (16 new replies) 03/09/2013 on Dog is my copilot +23
#2 - KungFuZerO (03/09/2013) [-]
Because dogs appear when you call them
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User avatar #98 - operationcomando (03/10/2013) [-]
But how are you sure you're calling the right one?
#76 - messerauditore (03/10/2013) [-]
#66 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
That's not true. I call my dog all the time and it just goes straight to the machine.

Checkmate atheists
#85 - KungFuZerO (03/10/2013) [-]
Genuinely laughed out loud. Thank you anon
User avatar #56 - mcniggertoast (03/10/2013) [-]
but dog backwards is god, so a dog comes when you call, but backwards, god doesn't come when you call?
#86 - KungFuZerO (03/10/2013) [-]
by that logic, if dogs exist...
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User avatar #3 - tainted (03/09/2013) [-]
Exactly, maybe that's dog is in fact God coming to help you
#21 - remsaman (03/10/2013) [-]
that was the most miserable attempt at being deep ive ever seen.
User avatar #32 - raigen (03/10/2013) [-]
roses are red, violets are blue, let me fuck you, kay?
#60 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll Fuck you with a rake!
#38 - remsaman has deleted their comment.
User avatar #39 - raigen (03/10/2013) [-]
Kay.
User avatar #95 - cactusphalus (03/10/2013) [-]
Stop ruining the thread!
#10 - This is what I do when I cum and don't want to clean it up.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2013 on Manly Feels +19
#12 - SlowpokeForever (03/09/2013) [-]
Not sure why, but picturing this made my night.
#1 - ' **** , whose birthday did I forget?' 03/07/2013 on Wait a minute... +2
#2 - Aww how cute, aww look at his little le-OH MY GOD! 03/07/2013 on NUUUUUUUU! +6
#2 - Bring your down syndrome child to work day.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/07/2013 on Smashing! +270
User avatar #196 - cough (03/08/2013) [-]
Down's Syndrome*
#197 - mmajunkie (03/08/2013) [-]
Both spellings/versions are correct.
#115 - duntazemebrah (03/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #147 - rjake (03/08/2013) [-]
Whats this from?
User avatar #156 - titaniums (03/08/2013) [-]
Quantum Leap
#2 - Frank just couldn't give a fox 03/07/2013 on NomNomNom +11
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User avatar #10 - itemsnigger (12/19/2012) [-]
Hey man i see you dont do items, would you mind if i had your fj points?
They are VERY useful to me because im into items very much and those points will help me out alot
#1 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Sup, bro?
Sup, bro?
#2 to #1 - tainted (07/12/2012) [-]
Hey man, I'm good thanks, how's life?   
   
P.S have a walking dog, on the house.
Hey man, I'm good thanks, how's life?

P.S have a walking dog, on the house.
#3 to #2 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Well that's good :3 and no prob, mate.   
   
Life's good, haha    
And oh thank you!   
In return, have a surprised Koala Bear in a Suit.
Well that's good :3 and no prob, mate.

Life's good, haha
And oh thank you!
In return, have a surprised Koala Bear in a Suit.
#4 to #3 - tainted (07/12/2012) [-]
Good to hear, my friend :)   
   
And i'll take your surprized Koala Bear and raise you one confused old drunk.
Good to hear, my friend :)

And i'll take your surprized Koala Bear and raise you one confused old drunk.
#5 to #4 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Haha yes. You seem like a cool dude :)   
   
And I'll take ur drunk, mate and offer you a gnome   
puking rainbows :D
Haha yes. You seem like a cool dude :)

And I'll take ur drunk, mate and offer you a gnome
puking rainbows :D
#6 to #5 - tainted (07/12/2012) [-]
Why thank you, as do you :)   
   
And im confused, if there is always a gnome and a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, and he is throwing up a rainbow, does that mean he ate the gold?   
   
And I dont think i can raise it, but here is a possibly equally as good gif :)
Why thank you, as do you :)

And im confused, if there is always a gnome and a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, and he is throwing up a rainbow, does that mean he ate the gold?

And I dont think i can raise it, but here is a possibly equally as good gif :)
#7 to #6 - blartonfairweather (07/13/2012) [-]
Haha no prob and thanks :D   
   
And dude, you just 			**********		 me, legit. Haha   
I have no clue, man.   
   
And mhhh indeed I enjoy that gif :)
Haha no prob and thanks :D

And dude, you just ********** me, legit. Haha
I have no clue, man.

And mhhh indeed I enjoy that gif :)
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