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Date Signed Up:4/05/2011
Last Login:12/15/2014
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Comment Ranking:#28267
Highest Content Rank:#786
Highest Comment Rank:#414
Content Thumbs: 21336 total,  23275 ,  1939
Comment Thumbs: 8319 total,  8781 ,  462
Content Level Progress: 32.4% (324/1000)
Level 221 Content: Mind Blower → Level 222 Content: Mind Blower
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Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:12
Content Views:814277
Times Content Favorited:991 times
Total Comments Made:628
FJ Points:30071

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#887 - If I still had it, I would let you take my virginity, regardle…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on everybodysfriend's profile 0
User avatar #891 - everybodysfriend (04/23/2013) [-]
Aww that's so sweet :3
#64 - This is funny until you realise it could be unconscious and ha… 04/18/2013 on When my mom has to wake me... -1
#2 - I like the way villains can rationalise anything no matter how… 04/17/2013 on I really do +58
#4 - I love how whenever there is a post with anything to do with g…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Xbox 360 Fans know the feeling +60
#50 - europe (04/17/2013) [-]
I refuse.
#35 - zakaizer (04/17/2013) [-]
I know there are some types of guns... some of them use different bullets, is that good enough?
#5 - willysbilly (04/17/2013) [-]
Smaller the cock, bigger the glock
#14 - To compare characters from different universes you need to thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2013 on IT Wizard +2
User avatar #15 - randomnab (04/14/2013) [-]
Yes true, comparing them through their relative power in their respective universe is better but I meant comparing 2 characters in general, not according to their power. As i said swag counts so i like Gandalf more. His lines, his history, his character in general. I find LOTRs universe a lot deeper and more complete and entertaining that that of HP so i also prefer most of the LOTR characters. Except the hobbits. The hobbbits are cunts.

Alas, I've slept 2 hours in the past 3 days so I'm off. Have fun.
#7 - "I doubt that N Korea has the ability to launch a missile… 04/12/2013 on What will happen if North... +2
#1 - Do not tick this box if you do not, not want the opposite of t…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/12/2013 on Gee, thanks... +12
User avatar #46 - cormy (04/13/2013) [-]
This is bogus, this box is asking us whether or "not we want the opposite of that statement to be the alternative to what you do not want the answer to the question 'Do you want your iPod engrave?' to not be" and isn't going to change anything on your iPod. The purpose of this box is : Depending on your answer to the question within the statement, the statement itself will "be the alternative to what you do not want the answer to the question 'Do you want your iPod engrave?' to not be."
And so depending on your answer, this entire statement will change to either "I do want my iPod engraved." or "I do not want my iPod engraved", depending on whether you do or do not want it engraved.
If you do want it engraved it will change to "I do not want my iPod engraved" as that is the alternative to what you >do not want the answer to not be.< double negative so it becomes the alternative to what you want it to be.
If you do not want it engraved, it becomes "I do want my iPod engraved."
Either way you are only changing this statement, and not to outcome to whether or not your iPod gets engraved.
User avatar #15 - bulbakip (04/13/2013) [-]
I love English. My favorite phrase to use irl: "I'm not saying I wouldn't bang her" or "I'm not saying I'm not aroused". Most humorous with sexual connotation.
User avatar #49 - cormy (04/13/2013) [-]
You say you love english? Can you verify that my attempt to decypher his statement was correct?
#7 - izzygirl (04/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #2 - bumbojumbo (04/12/2013) [-]
k
#50 - anonymous (04/14/2013) [-]
fuck u motherfucker
#3 - I'm talking about the quiet ones who have spent their whole li…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2013 on Prom vs Laser Tag +9
User avatar #4 - rel (04/12/2013) [-]
And it'll turn into a night of shame and regret and oh god I hated prom because my boyfriend was such an asshole
#1 - Will there be lots vulnerable, horny girls prepared to have th…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/12/2013 on Prom vs Laser Tag +43
User avatar #2 - rel (04/12/2013) [-]
If they're that slutty and vulnerable, it's probably not their first time.
User avatar #32 - nrhv (04/13/2013) [-]
i assume there's a bad side to that?
User avatar #3 - tainted (04/12/2013) [-]
I'm talking about the quiet ones who have spent their whole lives saving themselves for what they expect will be the best night of their lives.
User avatar #4 - rel (04/12/2013) [-]
And it'll turn into a night of shame and regret and oh god I hated prom because my boyfriend was such an asshole
#98 - And this web page shows all 7 billion people on earth on one p…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Appreciate Your Views! +17
#271 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
god dammit Asia, this is why we can't have nice things.
#105 - uselessbidoof (04/08/2013) [-]
Oh god why yellow on white?
User avatar #102 - disregardtheponies (04/08/2013) [-]
*rorr pitcutre*
Fucking Asians...
#100 - notified (04/08/2013) [-]
*clicks 'Next Page'*
#16 - "Questions people can't answer" ? These questions ha… 04/07/2013 on McButthurt Comp #1 +1
#12 - In reply to your description, I would say I want more but I do… 04/07/2013 on McButthurt Comp #1 0
#1 - The only way to stop a black man from stealing it.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/07/2013 on I don't even +41
User avatar #45 - robertolee (04/08/2013) [-]
Monkeys can climb
User avatar #35 - RisenLichen (04/08/2013) [-]
But black men can jump
#30 - anonymous (04/08/2013) [-]
Black men don't steel bikes. Niggers do.
#29 - anonymous (04/08/2013) [-]
brothas be tall
User avatar #15 - swedishviking (04/08/2013) [-]
black men can jump o.O
User avatar #5 - spawnconnery (04/08/2013) [-]
Nah, the black dude'll just grab the bike, jump and loop the bike off the lamp post
User avatar #9 - secretdestroyers (04/08/2013) [-]
r just steal the lamp post. Don't ask me why
#156 - F'ing Junkie (FJ) 04/07/2013 on Change the name of anonymous -5
#2 - Hi I'm Tom. 04/04/2013 on Typical Dory +5
#2 - My face itches after watching this. 04/03/2013 on My worst nightmare +2
#4 - Q1) Joseph went to the shop and brought 27 pineapples... he on… 04/03/2013 on Not even once +3
#4 - "What if we got two calculators and put them next to each… 04/02/2013 on Run This Ad Pronto! 2 +90
#1 - Is it just me or is that stage very pink for someone who's try…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2013 on Dat... 0
User avatar #28 - trevcars (04/03/2013) [-]
I doubt he gives a fuck if a bunch of people like us think he's gay. He can get all the pussy he wants, or dick. Whatever floats his boat. I do think he's a spoiled brat though who thinks because he's famous he can act like a douche.
User avatar #6 - awildniglet (04/02/2013) [-]
It's the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
I'm not sure whether that helps prove that he isn't gay or not
User avatar #3 - BLACKFRAMEPERSON (04/02/2013) [-]
I think it's a Victoria's Secret fashion show.
#6 - Yeah I did this this morning and now I only have one leg. 04/02/2013 on Living Life on the Edge +18
#7 - I'm so ******* high 04/02/2013 on Eye Swaps Are Creepier Than... +4
#2 - Me and my wife are so close we finish each others life sentenc… 04/02/2013 on Match made in heaven +1
#118 - Well sharing pictures from other websites is kinda what this s… 03/31/2013 on So i was on the bus this... 0
#113 - OC = Original Content It's the first time this conte…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2013 on So i was on the bus this... 0
User avatar #114 - dubslao (03/31/2013) [-]
but OP claimed it as his own OC
it was not his "original content"
it is just another picture posted on this site stolen from another website.
Just likes thousands of others.
User avatar #118 - tainted (03/31/2013) [-]
Well sharing pictures from other websites is kinda what this site is about and so I would consider this to be OC.

If you're talking about the title though where he said "I was.." then ok I agree with you.
#111 - None of those websites are FJ so it is OC  [+] (4 new replies) 03/31/2013 on So i was on the bus this... 0
User avatar #112 - dubslao (03/31/2013) [-]
OC = original creation

This was not an original creation by OP, he just stole it from another site.
User avatar #113 - tainted (03/31/2013) [-]
OC = Original Content

It's the first time this content has been on this site and so it's original.
User avatar #114 - dubslao (03/31/2013) [-]
but OP claimed it as his own OC
it was not his "original content"
it is just another picture posted on this site stolen from another website.
Just likes thousands of others.
User avatar #118 - tainted (03/31/2013) [-]
Well sharing pictures from other websites is kinda what this site is about and so I would consider this to be OC.

If you're talking about the title though where he said "I was.." then ok I agree with you.
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User avatar #10 - itemsnigger (12/19/2012) [-]
Hey man i see you dont do items, would you mind if i had your fj points?
They are VERY useful to me because im into items very much and those points will help me out alot
#1 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Sup, bro?
Sup, bro?
#2 to #1 - tainted (07/12/2012) [-]
Hey man, I'm good thanks, how's life?   
   
P.S have a walking dog, on the house.
Hey man, I'm good thanks, how's life?

P.S have a walking dog, on the house.
#3 to #2 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Well that's good :3 and no prob, mate.   
   
Life's good, haha    
And oh thank you!   
In return, have a surprised Koala Bear in a Suit.
Well that's good :3 and no prob, mate.

Life's good, haha
And oh thank you!
In return, have a surprised Koala Bear in a Suit.
#4 to #3 - tainted (07/12/2012) [-]
Good to hear, my friend :)   
   
And i'll take your surprized Koala Bear and raise you one confused old drunk.
Good to hear, my friend :)

And i'll take your surprized Koala Bear and raise you one confused old drunk.
#5 to #4 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Haha yes. You seem like a cool dude :)   
   
And I'll take ur drunk, mate and offer you a gnome   
puking rainbows :D
Haha yes. You seem like a cool dude :)

And I'll take ur drunk, mate and offer you a gnome
puking rainbows :D
#6 to #5 - tainted (07/12/2012) [-]
Why thank you, as do you :)   
   
And im confused, if there is always a gnome and a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, and he is throwing up a rainbow, does that mean he ate the gold?   
   
And I dont think i can raise it, but here is a possibly equally as good gif :)
Why thank you, as do you :)

And im confused, if there is always a gnome and a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, and he is throwing up a rainbow, does that mean he ate the gold?

And I dont think i can raise it, but here is a possibly equally as good gif :)
#7 to #6 - blartonfairweather (07/13/2012) [-]
Haha no prob and thanks :D   
   
And dude, you just 						**********					 me, legit. Haha   
I have no clue, man.   
   
And mhhh indeed I enjoy that gif :)
Haha no prob and thanks :D

And dude, you just ********** me, legit. Haha
I have no clue, man.

And mhhh indeed I enjoy that gif :)
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