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Date Signed Up:4/05/2011
Last Login:4/15/2014
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Comment Ranking:#21783
Highest Content Rank:#786
Highest Comment Rank:#414
Content Thumbs: 21278 total,  23201 ,  1923
Comment Thumbs: 8302 total,  8759 ,  457
Content Level Progress: 27.5% (275/1000)
Level 221 Content: Mind Blower → Level 222 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 99% (99/100)
Level 282 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:12
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Times Content Favorited:993 times
Total Comments Made:618
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#164 - Or maybe he avoided jail and it was the diamonds that changed him.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Well. Fuck. +1
User avatar #167 - amuro (07/25/2013) [-]
Clever, but you need to read this:
www.pulpfiction.com/news-what-happened-to-mr-pink.html

You are welcome, mate
User avatar #170 - tainted (07/25/2013) [-]
Wow, didn't expect that. It sad, I thought Mr White had come out clean and gone on to live a better life somewhere.
#4 - If that was a pig I could finally make a 'When pigs fly' pun. … 07/23/2013 on Flying with man's bestfriend +1
#2 - Comment deleted 07/23/2013 on Call off the search. 0
#1 - Let be honest, the whole show is about a talking sponge who li…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Are you feeling it now? +9
User avatar #10 - thatspearheadguy (07/23/2013) [-]
Also the fact that the sponge doesn't just float up to the surface.
User avatar #3 - rabaneristo (07/23/2013) [-]
You have a point...
#4 - Thank you, this comment gave me the confidence to click on thi… 07/21/2013 on NSFW - Desc. 0
#1 - Picture 07/17/2013 on 100% repost... +13
#213 - I aim to please. 07/16/2013 on You can change the direction 0
#5 - U WOT M8, I'LL SHANK YA WITH MA 'AND CANNON. 07/15/2013 on Better Jaegers [Pacific Rim] +85
#5 - TFW that reply. 07/15/2013 on So Sexy Bby +2
#7 - "What's the craziest memory you've got?" "W… 07/15/2013 on Advice Taken +2
#3 - I HAVE THE POWER!  [+] (7 new replies) 07/15/2013 on You can change the direction +256
#153 - fallenoffacliff (07/16/2013) [-]
He man
#132 - sandwitchman has deleted their comment.
#60 - dmagen (07/16/2013) [-]
you comment actually made me laugh, I mean really laugh not just blow more air from my nose. many posts and comments have failed doing that, actually most of them did, but you have prevailed.
you do have the power.
User avatar #213 - tainted (07/16/2013) [-]
I aim to please.
User avatar #30 - thedarkangel (07/16/2013) [-]
But why is he holding the blade?
#24 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
I have th- GAAAAAAAALOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOO pppppfffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- water
#5 - nicolbolas (07/16/2013) [-]
This was perfect
#2 - Comment deleted 07/15/2013 on Michael Cera : Ultimate... 0
#10 - Picture 07/15/2013 on Happy Teenage Pregnancy +2
#8 - -Female -Has Penis -Unaware of visual appearance of …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Happy Teenage Pregnancy 0
User avatar #9 - danniella (07/15/2013) [-]
or maybe im just not real.
maybe im not here at all.
maybe you're just imagining all of this.
#10 - tainted (07/15/2013) [-]
#2 - At description: You should know seeing as you have one. …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Happy Teenage Pregnancy 0
User avatar #3 - danniella (07/15/2013) [-]
check tags
User avatar #8 - tainted (07/15/2013) [-]
-Female
-Has Penis
-Unaware of visual appearance of vaginas

Probability of 'girl trapped inside boys body' - High
User avatar #9 - danniella (07/15/2013) [-]
or maybe im just not real.
maybe im not here at all.
maybe you're just imagining all of this.
#10 - tainted (07/15/2013) [-]
#5 - And God said "Let there be Sauce!"  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2013 on Welcome to Pakistan +10
User avatar #20 - thesupervillian (07/15/2013) [-]
This is one of the reasons things are stickied, but instead OP's joke is stickied and getting thumbed down.
#2 - The stupidity actually infuriates me. 07/14/2013 on I don't want to live on... 0
#1 - There's a Mock The Week channel? 07/14/2013 on Bad things to say on a... +2
#2 - Remember that time when Gandalf got Harry Potter to fight the …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2013 on not a team player +95
User avatar #19 - monkeybrains (07/12/2013) [-]
Wasn't this going on when Batman was trying to master all four elements?
#113 - ryuryu (07/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, then his parents died because he couldn't control the fire....
User avatar #17 - icameheretotroll (07/12/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure he fought them on metropolis
#2 - I really want these cookies now. 07/11/2013 on typical mike +2
#4 - They start off domestically under your ownership, then they ge…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Catgirls +168
User avatar #184 - osirusrising (07/12/2013) [-]
Idc as long as catgirls are real.
#90 - thedungeonmaster (07/12/2013) [-]
DEY TERK ER JERBS!!!!!!!!
#50 - puppetstigma has deleted their comment.
#14 - anonymous (07/12/2013) [-]
I'm a cashier at a burger place, they can do my job better than me...

...who wouldn't want to order burgers from a cute cat girl?
User avatar #141 - deathstare (07/12/2013) [-]
What about fat cat girls. I don't think many people considered the possibility.
User avatar #222 - crazyhindu (07/12/2013) [-]
No, no you see we would factor that out, since they will be genetically perfect.
User avatar #25 - ifuhq (07/12/2013) [-]
A dog?
#1 - The new gay As **** range. These brushes will p… 07/11/2013 on New Ikea Brush -2
#3 - Holy **** that 'source' site is messed up... 07/11/2013 on Seal of Apporval 0
#269 - Have it so thumbnails for gif content are a different colour t… 07/05/2013 on UI/Design ideas +2
#7 - **** I really need to shave. 07/03/2013 on Best mirror 0
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User avatar #10 - itemsnigger (12/19/2012) [-]
Hey man i see you dont do items, would you mind if i had your fj points?
They are VERY useful to me because im into items very much and those points will help me out alot
#1 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Sup, bro?
Sup, bro?
#2 to #1 - tainted (07/12/2012) [-]
Hey man, I'm good thanks, how's life?   
   
P.S have a walking dog, on the house.
Hey man, I'm good thanks, how's life?

P.S have a walking dog, on the house.
#3 to #2 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Well that's good :3 and no prob, mate.   
   
Life's good, haha    
And oh thank you!   
In return, have a surprised Koala Bear in a Suit.
Well that's good :3 and no prob, mate.

Life's good, haha
And oh thank you!
In return, have a surprised Koala Bear in a Suit.
#4 to #3 - tainted (07/12/2012) [-]
Good to hear, my friend :)   
   
And i'll take your surprized Koala Bear and raise you one confused old drunk.
Good to hear, my friend :)

And i'll take your surprized Koala Bear and raise you one confused old drunk.
#5 to #4 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Haha yes. You seem like a cool dude :)   
   
And I'll take ur drunk, mate and offer you a gnome   
puking rainbows :D
Haha yes. You seem like a cool dude :)

And I'll take ur drunk, mate and offer you a gnome
puking rainbows :D
#6 to #5 - tainted (07/12/2012) [-]
Why thank you, as do you :)   
   
And im confused, if there is always a gnome and a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, and he is throwing up a rainbow, does that mean he ate the gold?   
   
And I dont think i can raise it, but here is a possibly equally as good gif :)
Why thank you, as do you :)

And im confused, if there is always a gnome and a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, and he is throwing up a rainbow, does that mean he ate the gold?

And I dont think i can raise it, but here is a possibly equally as good gif :)
#7 to #6 - blartonfairweather (07/13/2012) [-]
Haha no prob and thanks :D   
   
And dude, you just 						**********					 me, legit. Haha   
I have no clue, man.   
   
And mhhh indeed I enjoy that gif :)
Haha no prob and thanks :D

And dude, you just ********** me, legit. Haha
I have no clue, man.

And mhhh indeed I enjoy that gif :)
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