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tacticalhog

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#31 - anyone have the pic of the guy defiling a german WWII with ani… 06/26/2016 on Gee, I wonder why +1
#14 - Serious answer tho, never seen a creep while playing Insurgenc…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2016 on Play To Lose, AND Pay To Lose +2
#120 - anon (06/27/2016) [-]
You forgot to mention how utterly polite the community is.

Except for that one guy calling out a thousand military buzzwords a second in co op

Fuck that guy.
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#133 - tacticalhog (06/27/2016) [-]
BATTLEFIELD 4 THE RECKENING
hahaha yeah, love the players, and its so much fun messing with *those* guys, I just yell back shit like 'OFUCK we got two tangoes with automatic fire forming a pincer movement on my 8, 12, and 3 I need mortar support on 2-2-7-3-5 do you copy *that guy* ?'

sometimes other players will join in with random tact-talk just to fuck with *that guy* its beautiful

my personal favourite is talking to *that guy* like im an NPC 'good shooting xxXtacticoolXxx, scan the area for hostiles xxXtacticoolXxx, xxXtacticoolXxx were taking fire, secure the burger bazaar xxXtacticoolXxx'
#71 - god that'd be* 06/25/2016 on Random shit on my phone 73 -1
#70 - yea thats what I mean, completely catch the audience off-guard…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2016 on Random shit on my phone 73 -1
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#71 - tacticalhog (06/25/2016) [-]
god that'd be*
#57 - the spoiler qoute got messed up damn emojies lol shou… 06/25/2016 on Random shit on my phone 73 0
#56 - Christ just a movie based on The Line would be amazing, advert…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/25/2016 on Random shit on my phone 73 +8
#58 - maxpaynenarration (06/25/2016) [-]
They based Spec Ops on Apocalypse Now but you're right. I'd love to write the script to it. Have it marketed as a cheesy action flick and freak the fuck out of every single person who expects to go in seeing a typical rooty-tooty point and shooty war movie. Would be brilliant.
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#70 - tacticalhog (06/25/2016) [-]
yea thats what I mean, completely catch the audience off-guard, go thatd be such a great mindfuck of a movie
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#71 - tacticalhog (06/25/2016) [-]
god that'd be*
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#57 - tacticalhog (06/25/2016) [-]
the spoiler qoute got messed up damn emojies lol

should be '3-to-1 Sexy Lady : Dead Body ratio.'
#11862964 - Picture 06/25/2016 on Old Board. Go to... 0
#47 - I take it youve never fired rifles then? vid f… 06/25/2016 on Only in Russia +2
#44 - 'flesh silencer' 06/25/2016 on Only in Russia +1
#41 - That sad clone trooper one tho I allways thought a st…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/25/2016 on Random shit on my phone 73 +11
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#53 - maxpaynenarration (06/25/2016) [-]
I'd love for there to be a realistic Star Wars clone movie, sort of like Spec Ops The Line meets Saving Private Ryan about a battallion. Would have been cool. Closest thing we're getting to that is Rogue One.
#56 - tacticalhog (06/25/2016) [-]
Christ just a movie based on The Line would be amazing, advertise it as just another unrealistic pro-usa combat flick (just have explosions and one liners

SSgt. John Lugo: Well, for future reference, I prefer my beaches with a 3-to-1 Sexy Ladyead Body ratio.
Captain Martin Walker: Lugo... Do you ever actually hear the sh*t comin' outta your mouth ?
SSgt. John Lugo: No, I do not, sir. I find it messes with my rhythm.

and blow away everyone who sees it
#58 - maxpaynenarration (06/25/2016) [-]
They based Spec Ops on Apocalypse Now but you're right. I'd love to write the script to it. Have it marketed as a cheesy action flick and freak the fuck out of every single person who expects to go in seeing a typical rooty-tooty point and shooty war movie. Would be brilliant.
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#70 - tacticalhog (06/25/2016) [-]
yea thats what I mean, completely catch the audience off-guard, go thatd be such a great mindfuck of a movie
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#71 - tacticalhog (06/25/2016) [-]
god that'd be*
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#57 - tacticalhog (06/25/2016) [-]
the spoiler qoute got messed up damn emojies lol

should be '3-to-1 Sexy Lady : Dead Body ratio.'