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tacoiiimaniac

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:2/17/2011
Last Login:3/31/2015
Location:I wish it were Canada
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#75 - Did a mythical creature jizz on it to make the glaze? 18 hours ago on Galaxy Doughnuts 0
#1161 - Porn. 18 hours ago on Tell admin your super... 0
#4 - Comment deleted 03/29/2015 on Dank Cats 0
#29 - I loved that one. 03/29/2015 on Insomniac doing the thing. +8
#59 - "(Even though I'm smarter than him)" *Than he. 03/29/2015 on idiots need feminism comp 0
#135 - WE'LL JUST START OUR OWN CAR COMPANY WITH ROAD SIGNS AND H…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Goddamnit Ford... +1
User avatar #136 - stevecartel (03/26/2015) [-]
THAT'LL SHOW THEM
User avatar #257 - psychicapparatus (03/26/2015) [-]
I heard half this conversation in my head with Pickle's voice.
Makes it ten times better.
#133 - OKAY EVERYTHING IS JUSTIFIABLE ERIC IS REALLY FRAGILE …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Goddamnit Ford... +1
User avatar #134 - stevecartel (03/25/2015) [-]
OH YEAH WELL TELL EVEN ILL RAPE HIM JUST LIKE I DID HIS SISTER, AND YOUR CAR PARTS ARE MADE IN CHINA
User avatar #135 - tacoiiimaniac (03/25/2015) [-]
WE'LL JUST START OUR OWN CAR COMPANY
WITH ROAD SIGNS AND HOOKERS AND HOOKERS WITH ROAD SIGNS
User avatar #136 - stevecartel (03/26/2015) [-]
THAT'LL SHOW THEM
User avatar #257 - psychicapparatus (03/26/2015) [-]
I heard half this conversation in my head with Pickle's voice.
Makes it ten times better.
#129 - BESIDES THE MUFFLERS ON THE NEWER CARS ARE TOO LOW TO THE …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Goddamnit Ford... +1
User avatar #131 - stevecartel (03/25/2015) [-]
WAIT WHAT? THE OTHER EMPLOYEES FEEL UNSAFE AROUND ME? THATS RIDICULOUS, I DIDNT EVEN BREAK THAT MANY OF ERICS BONES
User avatar #133 - tacoiiimaniac (03/25/2015) [-]
OKAY EVERYTHING IS JUSTIFIABLE
ERIC IS REALLY FRAGILE
ANYONE COULD'VE MISTAKEN THAT COFFEE MAKER FOR A TOILET
AND MARTHA WAS DEFINITELY TRYING TO FLAUNT HER BOOBS IN MY FACE; THERE WAS NO REASON NOT TO MOTORBOAT HER DURING THE MEETING
User avatar #134 - stevecartel (03/25/2015) [-]
OH YEAH WELL TELL EVEN ILL RAPE HIM JUST LIKE I DID HIS SISTER, AND YOUR CAR PARTS ARE MADE IN CHINA
User avatar #135 - tacoiiimaniac (03/25/2015) [-]
WE'LL JUST START OUR OWN CAR COMPANY
WITH ROAD SIGNS AND HOOKERS AND HOOKERS WITH ROAD SIGNS
User avatar #136 - stevecartel (03/26/2015) [-]
THAT'LL SHOW THEM
User avatar #257 - psychicapparatus (03/26/2015) [-]
I heard half this conversation in my head with Pickle's voice.
Makes it ten times better.
#126 - YOU REALLY MISSED AN OPPORTUNITY HERE YOU SHOULD HIRE US S…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Goddamnit Ford... +1
User avatar #128 - stevecartel (03/25/2015) [-]
YES I UNDERSTAND THAT I WAS FIRED LAST TIME FOR HAVING SEX WITH A CAR MUFFLER BUT THAT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN I SWEAR
User avatar #129 - tacoiiimaniac (03/25/2015) [-]
BESIDES
THE MUFFLERS ON THE NEWER CARS ARE TOO LOW TO THE GROUND ANYWAY

ALMOST ZERO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT ME FUCKING THAT SEXY BEAST OVER THERE
User avatar #131 - stevecartel (03/25/2015) [-]
WAIT WHAT? THE OTHER EMPLOYEES FEEL UNSAFE AROUND ME? THATS RIDICULOUS, I DIDNT EVEN BREAK THAT MANY OF ERICS BONES
User avatar #133 - tacoiiimaniac (03/25/2015) [-]
OKAY EVERYTHING IS JUSTIFIABLE
ERIC IS REALLY FRAGILE
ANYONE COULD'VE MISTAKEN THAT COFFEE MAKER FOR A TOILET
AND MARTHA WAS DEFINITELY TRYING TO FLAUNT HER BOOBS IN MY FACE; THERE WAS NO REASON NOT TO MOTORBOAT HER DURING THE MEETING
User avatar #134 - stevecartel (03/25/2015) [-]
OH YEAH WELL TELL EVEN ILL RAPE HIM JUST LIKE I DID HIS SISTER, AND YOUR CAR PARTS ARE MADE IN CHINA
User avatar #135 - tacoiiimaniac (03/25/2015) [-]
WE'LL JUST START OUR OWN CAR COMPANY
WITH ROAD SIGNS AND HOOKERS AND HOOKERS WITH ROAD SIGNS
User avatar #136 - stevecartel (03/26/2015) [-]
THAT'LL SHOW THEM
User avatar #257 - psychicapparatus (03/26/2015) [-]
I heard half this conversation in my head with Pickle's voice.
Makes it ten times better.
#122 - AND THIS TIME IT ISN'T ANOTHER INDIANA JONES MOVIE  [+] (10 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Goddamnit Ford... +5
User avatar #124 - stevecartel (03/25/2015) [-]
WHATS THAT? THE CARS HAVE BEEN DISCONTINUED? WELL NO SHIT ITS FAULTY AS FUCK IF YOU HAD ME WE COULDA BEEN RICH.
User avatar #126 - tacoiiimaniac (03/25/2015) [-]
YOU REALLY MISSED AN OPPORTUNITY HERE
YOU SHOULD HIRE US SO THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN
User avatar #128 - stevecartel (03/25/2015) [-]
YES I UNDERSTAND THAT I WAS FIRED LAST TIME FOR HAVING SEX WITH A CAR MUFFLER BUT THAT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN I SWEAR
User avatar #129 - tacoiiimaniac (03/25/2015) [-]
BESIDES
THE MUFFLERS ON THE NEWER CARS ARE TOO LOW TO THE GROUND ANYWAY

ALMOST ZERO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT ME FUCKING THAT SEXY BEAST OVER THERE
User avatar #131 - stevecartel (03/25/2015) [-]
WAIT WHAT? THE OTHER EMPLOYEES FEEL UNSAFE AROUND ME? THATS RIDICULOUS, I DIDNT EVEN BREAK THAT MANY OF ERICS BONES
User avatar #133 - tacoiiimaniac (03/25/2015) [-]
OKAY EVERYTHING IS JUSTIFIABLE
ERIC IS REALLY FRAGILE
ANYONE COULD'VE MISTAKEN THAT COFFEE MAKER FOR A TOILET
AND MARTHA WAS DEFINITELY TRYING TO FLAUNT HER BOOBS IN MY FACE; THERE WAS NO REASON NOT TO MOTORBOAT HER DURING THE MEETING
User avatar #134 - stevecartel (03/25/2015) [-]
OH YEAH WELL TELL EVEN ILL RAPE HIM JUST LIKE I DID HIS SISTER, AND YOUR CAR PARTS ARE MADE IN CHINA
User avatar #135 - tacoiiimaniac (03/25/2015) [-]
WE'LL JUST START OUR OWN CAR COMPANY
WITH ROAD SIGNS AND HOOKERS AND HOOKERS WITH ROAD SIGNS
User avatar #136 - stevecartel (03/26/2015) [-]
THAT'LL SHOW THEM
User avatar #257 - psychicapparatus (03/26/2015) [-]
I heard half this conversation in my head with Pickle's voice.
Makes it ten times better.

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User avatar #44 to #43 - tacoiiimaniac (03/21/2015) [-]
How dare you

thank yee
User avatar #19 - totallynatedrake (02/26/2015) [-]
im guessing you watch metalocalypse because of your avatar?
howd you like the movie?
User avatar #20 to #19 - tacoiiimaniac (02/26/2015) [-]
I found it pretty disappointing but the rest of the series was great.

I did enjoy parts of the movie but the opera format seemed kind of unnecessary to me.
User avatar #21 to #20 - totallynatedrake (02/26/2015) [-]
i only watched all of season 1 on netflix
i know i didnt knew they were going to do something like that
i heard they were making a season 5 as well?
User avatar #22 to #21 - tacoiiimaniac (02/26/2015) [-]
I've heard rumors of that (which I would absolutely love) but I'm not sure how true it is or if Brendan Small has confirmed it or anything.
User avatar #23 to #22 - totallynatedrake (02/26/2015) [-]
yeah me too
but i still got to finish the other seasons

well the penguins game is on now
so ill be away for a while

you mind if add you? a steam as well?
User avatar #24 to #23 - tacoiiimaniac (02/26/2015) [-]
Sure. I don't have much on steam but look for ElementOfSilenc

Also a heads up.
Season four is ******* fantastic.
User avatar #26 to #24 - totallynatedrake (02/26/2015) [-]
is it tmp?
User avatar #27 to #26 - tacoiiimaniac (02/26/2015) [-]
I dunno. My friends have had difficulty finding my account recently as well for some reason and I don't remember changing any settings. Send me your name and I'll see if it works that way.
User avatar #29 to #28 - tacoiiimaniac (02/26/2015) [-]
Sent the request. Hopefully it worked. Couldn't use the link cause I'm not signed in on the website and I've forgotten which password I use for steam since I have my computer auto sign me into the application.

User avatar #30 to #29 - totallynatedrake (02/26/2015) [-]
satan right
i have you added
User avatar #31 to #30 - tacoiiimaniac (02/26/2015) [-]
Alright cool
User avatar #32 to #31 - totallynatedrake (02/26/2015) [-]
ah you got world at war?
hows that game
User avatar #33 to #32 - tacoiiimaniac (02/26/2015) [-]
Really fun. Custom Nazi Zombies maps are widely made for that game and there's a ton of them out there so there's endless possibilities.
User avatar #34 to #33 - totallynatedrake (02/26/2015) [-]
wish there was more single player maps though

User avatar #35 to #34 - tacoiiimaniac (02/26/2015) [-]
Do you mean like campaign or just vanilla zombie maps?
User avatar #37 to #36 - tacoiiimaniac (02/26/2015) [-]
Oh so like story missions where you're up against A.I.

Didn't know there were any custom single player maps out there like that
User avatar #38 to #37 - totallynatedrake (02/26/2015) [-]
well do you have any other call of duties?
User avatar #39 to #38 - tacoiiimaniac (02/26/2015) [-]
Just Black Ops 2
Kinda want to get Black Ops 1 as well since I've played the **** out of it on the Xbox and I still like it but I don't have a credit card or steam cards.
User avatar #40 to #39 - totallynatedrake (02/26/2015) [-]
yeah that game is fun too
still didnt beat the single player on that haha
User avatar #25 to #24 - totallynatedrake (02/26/2015) [-]
i watched some
and yeha it is pretty awesome
User avatar #41 to #25 - tacoiiimaniac (02/26/2015) [-]
I enjoyed the campaign on that one. Got kinda dry at some parts but the rest makes up for it. It's really unique in the fact that it's the only CoD set in Vietnam and that era.
User avatar #18 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
User avatar #17 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
#16 - anonymous (01/11/2014) [-]
"I wish it were Canada"

Hahahahahaha!
#6 - tredbear (11/21/2013) [-]
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#10 to #9 - tredbear (11/21/2013) [-]
mfw I see ur profile
mfw I see ur profile
User avatar #11 to #10 - tacoiiimaniac (11/21/2013) [-]
How so?
User avatar #13 to #12 - tacoiiimaniac (11/21/2013) [-]
Sounds good
#5 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
To unkownthous

I did not do what you're suggesting. I'd never try to take something that did not belong to me and claim it for my own. It just seems wrong. It's strange that my picture appears to be a collaboration of others, but I drew it myself while messing around with the site.
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