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#1360 - lol thumb for anon! 07/12/2011 on Makes Sense +1
#1326 - ill stop "shoving" it down your throat when you stop…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2011 on Makes Sense -1
#1352 - N. Korean citizen (07/12/2011) [-]
I'm atheist and I completely agree with this fag (other than the smart-ass comment at the end.) It is idiodic to say "I'll stop shoving my beliefs down your throat when you stop shoving your beliefs down my throat." This would just go in circles and you would never get anywhere.
#1360 - tacoflavoredcondom (07/12/2011) [-]
lol thumb for anon!
#1325 - thank you but i gave up trying to explain and got -50 thumb s for it 07/11/2011 on Makes Sense 0
#1323 - thumb for you but im what i meant is that any religion not j… 07/11/2011 on Makes Sense 0
#107 - have you read the bible? or studied it or just read what bias …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2011 on Makes Sense -4
#145 - suttler (07/11/2011) [-]
Again, I was brought up in a Catholic school system. I know its teachings, its morals, and its general purpose. However, it is meant to be nothing more than a guideline of moral codes and ethics in order to be a good human being. In order to enforce and embolden the power of the words written, you must invent an all-powerful deity to broadcast this message, and cast aside all those who oppose it. However, somewhere down the line, the moral code of the Bible was lost, and it was turned into a fanatical faith based on an absolute audience of followers. Hence, your difficulty in allowing any non-believers to coexist happily in your midst.

If there is any empirical proof or evidence of a greater entity in the universe, please feel free to display it. I'm a logical human being; I see the world as what it is, and until there is absolute proof of the existence of a creator-like entity, I will not support a faith that institutes blind faith as a founding principle.
User avatar #141 - littlebrothers (07/11/2011) [-]
I've read the Bible, twice. AND: I was PUT through 18 YEARS of CATHOLIC SCHOOLS. And with ALLL of those lessons and teachings. I DO NOT believe in God. The Bible is full of contradictions and in the book of Job God KILLS a man's family just to prove a point to satan. WTF?! Also in Isaiah God tells the Jew's to kill a neighboring tribe, to kill all of them. And when the Israelites spare the women and children, God, decides to cast a famine on them. Again WTF?! God isn't all loving if he does exist. But I really doubt it.
#149 - suttler (07/11/2011) [-]
Agreed. Man has adopted the Bible's messages to suit their own meanings. Things have been written and rewritten in the book for the benefit of man, and it is because of this that it is often misinterpreted as a tool to manipulate those who cannot seem to think for themselves. I will say this: the Bible today is not the same Bible as it was 1000 years ago; hell, it's not the same as it was 150 years ago. It has evolved into such a frankenstein monster of text that it is nearly impossible to distinguish reality from fantasy, ingenuity from insanity, right from wrong, and good from evil.
#105 - i dont think you get that the bible isnt just a fictional book…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2011 on Makes Sense -6
#106 - suttler (07/11/2011) [-]
It isn't? Do tell.
#107 - tacoflavoredcondom (07/11/2011) [-]
have you read the bible? or studied it or just read what bias scientists or funnyjunk has told you.
#145 - suttler (07/11/2011) [-]
Again, I was brought up in a Catholic school system. I know its teachings, its morals, and its general purpose. However, it is meant to be nothing more than a guideline of moral codes and ethics in order to be a good human being. In order to enforce and embolden the power of the words written, you must invent an all-powerful deity to broadcast this message, and cast aside all those who oppose it. However, somewhere down the line, the moral code of the Bible was lost, and it was turned into a fanatical faith based on an absolute audience of followers. Hence, your difficulty in allowing any non-believers to coexist happily in your midst.

If there is any empirical proof or evidence of a greater entity in the universe, please feel free to display it. I'm a logical human being; I see the world as what it is, and until there is absolute proof of the existence of a creator-like entity, I will not support a faith that institutes blind faith as a founding principle.
User avatar #141 - littlebrothers (07/11/2011) [-]
I've read the Bible, twice. AND: I was PUT through 18 YEARS of CATHOLIC SCHOOLS. And with ALLL of those lessons and teachings. I DO NOT believe in God. The Bible is full of contradictions and in the book of Job God KILLS a man's family just to prove a point to satan. WTF?! Also in Isaiah God tells the Jew's to kill a neighboring tribe, to kill all of them. And when the Israelites spare the women and children, God, decides to cast a famine on them. Again WTF?! God isn't all loving if he does exist. But I really doubt it.
#149 - suttler (07/11/2011) [-]
Agreed. Man has adopted the Bible's messages to suit their own meanings. Things have been written and rewritten in the book for the benefit of man, and it is because of this that it is often misinterpreted as a tool to manipulate those who cannot seem to think for themselves. I will say this: the Bible today is not the same Bible as it was 1000 years ago; hell, it's not the same as it was 150 years ago. It has evolved into such a frankenstein monster of text that it is nearly impossible to distinguish reality from fantasy, ingenuity from insanity, right from wrong, and good from evil.
#100 - i hope you realize only 33% of the world is atheist 07/11/2011 on Makes Sense -1
#93 - i dont know how to explain this without offending anyone and t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2011 on Makes Sense -8
User avatar #139 - aerius (07/11/2011) [-]
people don't care about your opinion, they care that in your comment you outright said that THEIRS was wrong and implied that your opinion was the only correct one, which is not coolbeans.
#104 - suttler (07/11/2011) [-]
The solution is simple. Shut the fuck up. :)
#89 - I'm sorry, your right i didnt understand before 07/11/2011 on Makes Sense -4
#81 - In the Quran is says to kill the infidels, in the bible it say…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2011 on Makes Sense -4
#164 - N. Korean citizen (07/11/2011) [-]
"God does not forbid you respecting those who have not made war against you on account of your religion, and have not driven you forth from your homes, that you show them kindness and deal with them justly; surely God loves the doers of justice. God only forbids you respecting and loving those who made war upon you on account of your religion, and drove you forth from your homes and backed up others in your expulsion, that you make friends with them, and whoever makes friends with them, these are the unjust."
-(60:8-9)

The Quran clearly states to tolerate 'infidels' who do not persecute you.

The part about killing infidels: "fight and slay the Pagans wherever ye find them" Is actually part of a larger passage on military strategies to defeat a group of hostile polytheistic nomads on the Arabian peninsula who were constantly attacking the Muslim cities.


This explains it better:

"So when the sacred months have passed away, then fight and slay the pagans wherever you find them, and take them captives and besiege them and keep them under observation, then if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, leave their way free to them; surely God is Forgiving, Merciful." Meaning: so when the grace period (4 months) is past, and if the other party insists on fighting Islam, then a state of war is inevitable. The struggle may take the form of killing, or capture and imprisonment, or just keeping an eye on these enemies to fend off their evil if they decide to launch an offensive against Muslims. The punishment should be fair and just and, thus, must be proportional to the crimes actually committed. Not only this, but the pagans can repent and accept Islam, as evident from the last part of (9:5), or desist from attacking Muslims and ask for protection, as evident from the next verse (9:6), "If one amongst the pagans ask you for asylum, grant it to him, so that he may hear the word of God; and then escort him to where he can be secure."
User avatar #92 - monsterfrankie (07/11/2011) [-]
Religion does it. Just look at the crusades in the past.
User avatar #90 - fallenpatriot (07/11/2011) [-]
And then send them to hell, to live out untold pain for eternity...
#77 - I fully understand it but i belive in my own religion and i ha…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/11/2011 on Makes Sense -6
#102 - suttler (07/11/2011) [-]
I do. I know a lot of people that believe. I used to be confirmed and crap like that. But I don't like Christianity's need to burden their faith on the whole world. I might as well start a Harry Potter religion, and 2000 years from now, it could be as legit as Christianity is today. But maybe moreso cuz there are 7 books, and 8 movies about it. :D
#105 - tacoflavoredcondom (07/11/2011) [-]
i dont think you get that the bible isnt just a fictional book, like harry potter obviously is
#106 - suttler (07/11/2011) [-]
It isn't? Do tell.
#107 - tacoflavoredcondom (07/11/2011) [-]
have you read the bible? or studied it or just read what bias scientists or funnyjunk has told you.
#145 - suttler (07/11/2011) [-]
Again, I was brought up in a Catholic school system. I know its teachings, its morals, and its general purpose. However, it is meant to be nothing more than a guideline of moral codes and ethics in order to be a good human being. In order to enforce and embolden the power of the words written, you must invent an all-powerful deity to broadcast this message, and cast aside all those who oppose it. However, somewhere down the line, the moral code of the Bible was lost, and it was turned into a fanatical faith based on an absolute audience of followers. Hence, your difficulty in allowing any non-believers to coexist happily in your midst.

If there is any empirical proof or evidence of a greater entity in the universe, please feel free to display it. I'm a logical human being; I see the world as what it is, and until there is absolute proof of the existence of a creator-like entity, I will not support a faith that institutes blind faith as a founding principle.
User avatar #141 - littlebrothers (07/11/2011) [-]
I've read the Bible, twice. AND: I was PUT through 18 YEARS of CATHOLIC SCHOOLS. And with ALLL of those lessons and teachings. I DO NOT believe in God. The Bible is full of contradictions and in the book of Job God KILLS a man's family just to prove a point to satan. WTF?! Also in Isaiah God tells the Jew's to kill a neighboring tribe, to kill all of them. And when the Israelites spare the women and children, God, decides to cast a famine on them. Again WTF?! God isn't all loving if he does exist. But I really doubt it.
#149 - suttler (07/11/2011) [-]
Agreed. Man has adopted the Bible's messages to suit their own meanings. Things have been written and rewritten in the book for the benefit of man, and it is because of this that it is often misinterpreted as a tool to manipulate those who cannot seem to think for themselves. I will say this: the Bible today is not the same Bible as it was 1000 years ago; hell, it's not the same as it was 150 years ago. It has evolved into such a frankenstein monster of text that it is nearly impossible to distinguish reality from fantasy, ingenuity from insanity, right from wrong, and good from evil.
#72 - I'll die happy being a christain too. and im not blind or igno…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2011 on Makes Sense 0
#84 - suttler (07/11/2011) [-]
You have the freedom to believe what you want. But don't go around telling people that they're the bad guys for not being Christian.
#93 - tacoflavoredcondom (07/11/2011) [-]
i dont know how to explain this without offending anyone and this is funnyjunk where if someone doesnt like your opinoon oryou say something wrong....a barrage if red thumbs
User avatar #139 - aerius (07/11/2011) [-]
people don't care about your opinion, they care that in your comment you outright said that THEIRS was wrong and implied that your opinion was the only correct one, which is not coolbeans.
#104 - suttler (07/11/2011) [-]
The solution is simple. Shut the fuck up. :)
User avatar #82 - fugglor (07/11/2011) [-]
Not necessarily. But to people who see no reason to devote their only time on this earth to an indecisive book, and who see no physical evidence of an omnipotent being, it is.
#66 - But this is no chance for me... I believe God exists and i hav…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2011 on Makes Sense -6
#79 - suttler (07/11/2011) [-]
The problem with you having an opinion is the fact that you're trying to destroy and discredit everyone else's. Hence, when the Enlightenment rolled about, people truly started to see how the Church was fucking with their everyday lives. We live in an age where we are forever searching for the answer to the universe based on some form of evidence. All Christianity has is a book. With that book, you try and prove that he is real. Unicorns also come up in books. By that same logic, could you say that unicorns are simply fantasy, because they are made up in a book? Checkmate, bitch.
#62 - interesting, and not saying to you but im not thumb ing any o…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/11/2011 on Makes Sense -6
#87 - phreeloader (07/11/2011) [-]
But your not being a christian, for Chris does judge yet your judging atheist are doomed for hell but I believe the comic has it right. Christ teaches good will towards man and man have good will towards each other. Its common belief that if your a dick, your going to go through hell. Its just with atheist your life will be hell for being a dick and Christians believe your life and after life will be hell. But if your just and good than your life will be heavenly, no matter what you believe.
User avatar #91 - phreeloader (07/11/2011) [-]
fuck I meant chris does not judge...
User avatar #78 - monsterfrankie (07/11/2011) [-]
Love not war..? :o Religion does this to us! T-T
#81 - tacoflavoredcondom (07/11/2011) [-]
In the Quran is says to kill the infidels, in the bible it says to love them
#164 - N. Korean citizen (07/11/2011) [-]
"God does not forbid you respecting those who have not made war against you on account of your religion, and have not driven you forth from your homes, that you show them kindness and deal with them justly; surely God loves the doers of justice. God only forbids you respecting and loving those who made war upon you on account of your religion, and drove you forth from your homes and backed up others in your expulsion, that you make friends with them, and whoever makes friends with them, these are the unjust."
-(60:8-9)

The Quran clearly states to tolerate 'infidels' who do not persecute you.

The part about killing infidels: "fight and slay the Pagans wherever ye find them" Is actually part of a larger passage on military strategies to defeat a group of hostile polytheistic nomads on the Arabian peninsula who were constantly attacking the Muslim cities.


This explains it better:

"So when the sacred months have passed away, then fight and slay the pagans wherever you find them, and take them captives and besiege them and keep them under observation, then if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, leave their way free to them; surely God is Forgiving, Merciful." Meaning: so when the grace period (4 months) is past, and if the other party insists on fighting Islam, then a state of war is inevitable. The struggle may take the form of killing, or capture and imprisonment, or just keeping an eye on these enemies to fend off their evil if they decide to launch an offensive against Muslims. The punishment should be fair and just and, thus, must be proportional to the crimes actually committed. Not only this, but the pagans can repent and accept Islam, as evident from the last part of (9:5), or desist from attacking Muslims and ask for protection, as evident from the next verse (9:6), "If one amongst the pagans ask you for asylum, grant it to him, so that he may hear the word of God; and then escort him to where he can be secure."
User avatar #92 - monsterfrankie (07/11/2011) [-]
Religion does it. Just look at the crusades in the past.
User avatar #90 - fallenpatriot (07/11/2011) [-]
And then send them to hell, to live out untold pain for eternity...
#58 - Yes but I am a proud christain. Is there anything wrong with t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2011 on Makes Sense -7
User avatar #65 - phake (07/11/2011) [-]
My fist statement sums up well what I had in mind. The rest of the post was for mere humor. I apologize if you were offended.
#55 - IF and im saying IF God is real I'm going to Heaven and your g…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/11/2011 on Makes Sense -12
User avatar #60 - McMacDaddy (07/11/2011) [-]
Yes, we do have the same chances. You're assuming that if a deity exists, it could only possibly be your deity. What about a deity that would have atheists go to heaven and have you go to hell or any variation thereof?
#66 - tacoflavoredcondom (07/11/2011) [-]
But this is no chance for me... I believe God exists and i have full faith. you have the right to your opinion as do i
#79 - suttler (07/11/2011) [-]
The problem with you having an opinion is the fact that you're trying to destroy and discredit everyone else's. Hence, when the Enlightenment rolled about, people truly started to see how the Church was fucking with their everyday lives. We live in an age where we are forever searching for the answer to the universe based on some form of evidence. All Christianity has is a book. With that book, you try and prove that he is real. Unicorns also come up in books. By that same logic, could you say that unicorns are simply fantasy, because they are made up in a book? Checkmate, bitch.
User avatar #57 - phake (07/11/2011) [-]
Atheist's wager. Google that shit.
User avatar #63 - McMacDaddy (07/11/2011) [-]
Neat, I didn't know there was an actual term for that.
#62 - tacoflavoredcondom (07/11/2011) [-]
interesting, and not saying to you but im not thumbing any of you down for hving a didfferent opinion, why should you?
#87 - phreeloader (07/11/2011) [-]
But your not being a christian, for Chris does judge yet your judging atheist are doomed for hell but I believe the comic has it right. Christ teaches good will towards man and man have good will towards each other. Its common belief that if your a dick, your going to go through hell. Its just with atheist your life will be hell for being a dick and Christians believe your life and after life will be hell. But if your just and good than your life will be heavenly, no matter what you believe.
User avatar #91 - phreeloader (07/11/2011) [-]
fuck I meant chris does not judge...
User avatar #78 - monsterfrankie (07/11/2011) [-]
Love not war..? :o Religion does this to us! T-T
#81 - tacoflavoredcondom (07/11/2011) [-]
In the Quran is says to kill the infidels, in the bible it says to love them
#164 - N. Korean citizen (07/11/2011) [-]
"God does not forbid you respecting those who have not made war against you on account of your religion, and have not driven you forth from your homes, that you show them kindness and deal with them justly; surely God loves the doers of justice. God only forbids you respecting and loving those who made war upon you on account of your religion, and drove you forth from your homes and backed up others in your expulsion, that you make friends with them, and whoever makes friends with them, these are the unjust."
-(60:8-9)

The Quran clearly states to tolerate 'infidels' who do not persecute you.

The part about killing infidels: "fight and slay the Pagans wherever ye find them" Is actually part of a larger passage on military strategies to defeat a group of hostile polytheistic nomads on the Arabian peninsula who were constantly attacking the Muslim cities.


This explains it better:

"So when the sacred months have passed away, then fight and slay the pagans wherever you find them, and take them captives and besiege them and keep them under observation, then if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, leave their way free to them; surely God is Forgiving, Merciful." Meaning: so when the grace period (4 months) is past, and if the other party insists on fighting Islam, then a state of war is inevitable. The struggle may take the form of killing, or capture and imprisonment, or just keeping an eye on these enemies to fend off their evil if they decide to launch an offensive against Muslims. The punishment should be fair and just and, thus, must be proportional to the crimes actually committed. Not only this, but the pagans can repent and accept Islam, as evident from the last part of (9:5), or desist from attacking Muslims and ask for protection, as evident from the next verse (9:6), "If one amongst the pagans ask you for asylum, grant it to him, so that he may hear the word of God; and then escort him to where he can be secure."
User avatar #92 - monsterfrankie (07/11/2011) [-]
Religion does it. Just look at the crusades in the past.
User avatar #90 - fallenpatriot (07/11/2011) [-]
And then send them to hell, to live out untold pain for eternity...
#40 - Please tell me the point of being an atheist. If you believe t…  [+] (42 new replies) 07/11/2011 on Makes Sense -23
User avatar #1386 - omfghax (07/15/2011) [-]
im atheist so i can touch myself at night
#1387 - tacoflavoredcondom (07/15/2011) [-]
lol
#504 - xNoPityx (07/11/2011) [-]
Lol Pascals wager. The reason why this doesn't work is because you are

Number 1) Assuming Christianity is the only religion out there and

Number 2) Asserting that belief in a god has no consequences.

To address number 1, You're saying that if you're wrong and the christian god dosen't exist you face no punishment for your actions. Well your forgetting about the hundreds of other beliefs out there. What if your wrong and extremist islam is right and all infidels will face Allah's wrath? You stand to lose just as much as me then. Does that mean you should believe in Islam? No, it doesn't. Now to address Number 2. If atheist are right and you are wrong and this is our only life than that means that each moment is precious. Every moment you waste praying to a god that doesn't exist is a moment that could be spent bettering your, or someone else's life.

Tl;Dr That argument is stupid.
#1323 - tacoflavoredcondom (07/11/2011) [-]
thumb for you but im what i meant is that any religion not just being christain
#165 - N. Korean citizen (07/11/2011) [-]
Here is something everyone likes, atheists and and theists. well catholic priests may enjoy little boys tho...
User avatar #143 - MrStalkerMan (07/11/2011) [-]
its like the boogey man. if you believe he is there and he isn't then you just end up looking like an idiot and worrying about something pointless.
#138 - N. Korean citizen (07/11/2011) [-]
What about the whole rapture deal? Im not saying that all Christians believed in this recent rapture but those who did and staked everything to warn people were left with nothing when it didnt happen. Now, what did religion bring to the table there?
#133 - N. Korean citizen (07/11/2011) [-]
O.K. retards listen up. He is trying to explain that it is risk free to believe in a Christian God, because if he IS real, you go to heaven. If he ISN'T real you go nowhere. An atheist who doesn't believe in a Christian god (or any god really) does not get that slim chance of heaven.

In the end, the only thing that counts is living your life the way you want to, to your fullest.

Fuck you all is dumb
#1325 - tacoflavoredcondom (07/11/2011) [-]
thank you but i gave up trying to explain and got -50 thumbs for it
#85 - superv (07/11/2011) [-]
Nah, you'll go to hell too, because Allah is the real god. Or maybe Vishnu. Or perhaps it's Zeus.
#70 - suttler (07/11/2011) [-]
I'd rather die happy, knowing that death is inevitable, rather than blindly and ignorantly following a book that may or may not be true, and a faith that may or may not allow me into paradise based upon the morality with which I have lived my life. Fuck that shit.
User avatar #136 - elginpocketwatch (07/11/2011) [-]
pessimist
#160 - suttler (07/11/2011) [-]
Realist.
User avatar #161 - elginpocketwatch (07/11/2011) [-]
be that way
#72 - tacoflavoredcondom (07/11/2011) [-]
I'll die happy being a christain too. and im not blind or ignorant im faithful to my own religion. is that such a bad thing
#84 - suttler (07/11/2011) [-]
You have the freedom to believe what you want. But don't go around telling people that they're the bad guys for not being Christian.
#93 - tacoflavoredcondom (07/11/2011) [-]
i dont know how to explain this without offending anyone and this is funnyjunk where if someone doesnt like your opinoon oryou say something wrong....a barrage if red thumbs
User avatar #139 - aerius (07/11/2011) [-]
people don't care about your opinion, they care that in your comment you outright said that THEIRS was wrong and implied that your opinion was the only correct one, which is not coolbeans.
#104 - suttler (07/11/2011) [-]
The solution is simple. Shut the fuck up. :)
User avatar #82 - fugglor (07/11/2011) [-]
Not necessarily. But to people who see no reason to devote their only time on this earth to an indecisive book, and who see no physical evidence of an omnipotent being, it is.
User avatar #68 - Alicegotchained (07/11/2011) [-]
I have many reasons for not aligning my self with Christianity, or religion in general.
#54 - phake (07/11/2011) [-]
Do you know how many religions there are?! If I were to choose a religion, I would pick a more reasonable religion than Christianity.

Picture is totally related.
User avatar #137 - based (07/11/2011) [-]
MY FRIEND CRISTIAN IS A FIRM BELEIVER IN NORSE GODS ITS COOL THO SOME OF THE STUFF HE TELLS ME IS ACTUALLY INTERESTING
#331 - N. Korean citizen (07/11/2011) [-]
YOUR CAPS LOCK IS STUCK
#58 - tacoflavoredcondom (07/11/2011) [-]
Yes but I am a proud christain. Is there anything wrong with that? I'm not trying to shove it down your throat and if your going to argue about resonable religons read the bible and go to a bible study or whatever learn about it first
User avatar #65 - phake (07/11/2011) [-]
My fist statement sums up well what I had in mind. The rest of the post was for mere humor. I apologize if you were offended.
User avatar #53 - imalittleslow (07/11/2011) [-]
Christians think they are going to a "Heaven"
Atheists think there is nothing after life and no god, heaven, etc.
So why would they believe just for a afterlife? They dont believe in any form of afterlife.
User avatar #52 - McMacDaddy (07/11/2011) [-]
Nope. You're forgetting the nearly infinite other possibilities. We both have the same chance of being right, and we both have the same odds of going to heaven, and we both have the same odds of going to hell. I'll go ahead and live my life based on what I see to be true and based on what evidence there is. I'm not going to worship some "Greater power" just because you think I'm going to hell.
#55 - tacoflavoredcondom (07/11/2011) [-]
IF and im saying IF God is real I'm going to Heaven and your going to Hell. not trying to be offensive but inforative becuase you said we had the same chance but thats not true
User avatar #60 - McMacDaddy (07/11/2011) [-]
Yes, we do have the same chances. You're assuming that if a deity exists, it could only possibly be your deity. What about a deity that would have atheists go to heaven and have you go to hell or any variation thereof?
#66 - tacoflavoredcondom (07/11/2011) [-]
But this is no chance for me... I believe God exists and i have full faith. you have the right to your opinion as do i
#79 - suttler (07/11/2011) [-]
The problem with you having an opinion is the fact that you're trying to destroy and discredit everyone else's. Hence, when the Enlightenment rolled about, people truly started to see how the Church was fucking with their everyday lives. We live in an age where we are forever searching for the answer to the universe based on some form of evidence. All Christianity has is a book. With that book, you try and prove that he is real. Unicorns also come up in books. By that same logic, could you say that unicorns are simply fantasy, because they are made up in a book? Checkmate, bitch.
User avatar #57 - phake (07/11/2011) [-]
Atheist's wager. Google that shit.
User avatar #63 - McMacDaddy (07/11/2011) [-]
Neat, I didn't know there was an actual term for that.
#62 - tacoflavoredcondom (07/11/2011) [-]
interesting, and not saying to you but im not thumbing any of you down for hving a didfferent opinion, why should you?
#87 - phreeloader (07/11/2011) [-]
But your not being a christian, for Chris does judge yet your judging atheist are doomed for hell but I believe the comic has it right. Christ teaches good will towards man and man have good will towards each other. Its common belief that if your a dick, your going to go through hell. Its just with atheist your life will be hell for being a dick and Christians believe your life and after life will be hell. But if your just and good than your life will be heavenly, no matter what you believe.
User avatar #91 - phreeloader (07/11/2011) [-]
fuck I meant chris does not judge...
User avatar #78 - monsterfrankie (07/11/2011) [-]
Love not war..? :o Religion does this to us! T-T
#81 - tacoflavoredcondom (07/11/2011) [-]
In the Quran is says to kill the infidels, in the bible it says to love them
#164 - N. Korean citizen (07/11/2011) [-]
"God does not forbid you respecting those who have not made war against you on account of your religion, and have not driven you forth from your homes, that you show them kindness and deal with them justly; surely God loves the doers of justice. God only forbids you respecting and loving those who made war upon you on account of your religion, and drove you forth from your homes and backed up others in your expulsion, that you make friends with them, and whoever makes friends with them, these are the unjust."
-(60:8-9)

The Quran clearly states to tolerate 'infidels' who do not persecute you.

The part about killing infidels: "fight and slay the Pagans wherever ye find them" Is actually part of a larger passage on military strategies to defeat a group of hostile polytheistic nomads on the Arabian peninsula who were constantly attacking the Muslim cities.


This explains it better:

"So when the sacred months have passed away, then fight and slay the pagans wherever you find them, and take them captives and besiege them and keep them under observation, then if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, leave their way free to them; surely God is Forgiving, Merciful." Meaning: so when the grace period (4 months) is past, and if the other party insists on fighting Islam, then a state of war is inevitable. The struggle may take the form of killing, or capture and imprisonment, or just keeping an eye on these enemies to fend off their evil if they decide to launch an offensive against Muslims. The punishment should be fair and just and, thus, must be proportional to the crimes actually committed. Not only this, but the pagans can repent and accept Islam, as evident from the last part of (9:5), or desist from attacking Muslims and ask for protection, as evident from the next verse (9:6), "If one amongst the pagans ask you for asylum, grant it to him, so that he may hear the word of God; and then escort him to where he can be secure."
User avatar #92 - monsterfrankie (07/11/2011) [-]
Religion does it. Just look at the crusades in the past.
User avatar #90 - fallenpatriot (07/11/2011) [-]
And then send them to hell, to live out untold pain for eternity...
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#2 - xreclamation **User deleted account** (07/09/2011) [-]
dudde, bro. one of my comments got 70 thumbs, and made the top 150 comments. i came fucking rainbows when i logged on and read that shit, nigga.
#1 - xreclamation **User deleted account** (06/23/2011) [-]
love you tooo bro <3
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