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#55 - If I ever find the courage to pick up the game again, I'll see…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on Try jumping +4
User avatar #57 - xoyv (07/17/2013) [-]
try finding some guides

darksouls.wikidot.com/

i know that this website has a number of guides for each and every enemy ingame
#52 - Also I just suck at problem solving 07/17/2013 on Try jumping +5
#51 - I have to admit I gave up after the first boss, anything that …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Try jumping +4
User avatar #150 - scorcho (07/17/2013) [-]
i trained counterattacks for 5h straight before confronting the final boss. i made him my bitch. it was the most rewarding moment i've ever had in all of gaming.
User avatar #124 - erotictentacle (07/17/2013) [-]
I admit, i gave up after finishing the game 4 times. once as dex built and on NG+, then as witch, and then again as someone who prettymuch was artorias
User avatar #88 - fuzzyballs (07/17/2013) [-]
I gave up after having to fight those two bosses on top of the church
I was doing really well against the one, then the second one spawns and breathes fire across the roof
I though I finally understood how the game works, and it shoves more death in my face
User avatar #91 - OsamaBinLadenz (07/17/2013) [-]
The Bellfry tower gargoyles were quite a pain, but I managed to beat them on the first try with my pyromancer. The drake sword and Lautrec's ring (I killed him early on to get the ring) helped IMMENSELY and I just beat Quelaag and rang the second bell today. I'm honestly not sure if I go to that place with shit ton of lava or Sen's fortress first because Legendary mode on Skyrim was easy, but because this is my first playthrough, I am never ready to expect the asswhooping in either one and truly I want to do the easier one first.
User avatar #126 - princeofbrokensoul (07/17/2013) [-]
go to sens funhouse dont go tot he lava yet.
User avatar #84 - weinerdick (07/17/2013) [-]
If you mean the fatass frog lookin' one, just get behind him.
If he jumps, back off and when he lands, get back behind him. Or if you see him swing his club to the side, roll to the side his elbows are facing.
For the Taurus Demon, climb the ladder directly to the right of the entrance to the small area and kill the two hollows, activate the fight, and once you can see the demon on top of the tower, turn around and run to the ladder. Climb the ladder and then use the fall move (walk off the ledge and use the light attack button)
Then just chop at his legs while he's stunned until he dies.
#63 - UnoSkullmanx (07/17/2013) [-]
Just keep trying, it's not really that hard once you get into the swing of things. The game just doesn't hold your hand.
User avatar #54 - asasqw (07/17/2013) [-]
He forces you to change your tactic since he is so damned aggressive.
#55 - tacobean (07/17/2013) [-]
If I ever find the courage to pick up the game again, I'll see what I can do
User avatar #57 - xoyv (07/17/2013) [-]
try finding some guides

darksouls.wikidot.com/

i know that this website has a number of guides for each and every enemy ingame
#52 - tacobean (07/17/2013) [-]
Also I just suck at problem solving
#13 - Comment deleted 07/09/2013 on China now and then 0
#13 - One of my all time favorite quotes. Thank you, makes you think 07/07/2013 on Epic south park quotes +3
#125 - Fair enough  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on pretty obvious hole in the... 0
User avatar #137 - tragicrhapsody (06/26/2013) [-]
you're not awake when they do it. When you lie down, the whole operation feels like seconds, and you wake up more hungover than ever in a wheelchair with a water bottle and a little bag of goldfish. At least that's what I got.
#122 - Do you have to be awake for the surgery or something?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2013 on pretty obvious hole in the... 0
User avatar #124 - oceanguygw (06/26/2013) [-]
idk, but right now im not worrying if im cut or uncut haha
#125 - tacobean (06/26/2013) [-]
Fair enough
User avatar #137 - tragicrhapsody (06/26/2013) [-]
you're not awake when they do it. When you lie down, the whole operation feels like seconds, and you wake up more hungover than ever in a wheelchair with a water bottle and a little bag of goldfish. At least that's what I got.
#118 - Thanks I guess...regret asking a little bit  [+] (8 new replies) 06/26/2013 on pretty obvious hole in the... 0
User avatar #120 - oceanguygw (06/26/2013) [-]
i often wonder what its like being cut, i wish i was
User avatar #145 - Sockopolis (06/26/2013) [-]
Imagine your penis

Without the extra skin.
User avatar #126 - radtroll (06/26/2013) [-]
they do offer that at hospitals you know, and it's not really a big deal or that painful anyway, so you can.
User avatar #130 - oceanguygw (06/26/2013) [-]
i know, but like i said, im not worried about it atm haha
#122 - tacobean (06/26/2013) [-]
Do you have to be awake for the surgery or something?
User avatar #124 - oceanguygw (06/26/2013) [-]
idk, but right now im not worrying if im cut or uncut haha
#125 - tacobean (06/26/2013) [-]
Fair enough
User avatar #137 - tragicrhapsody (06/26/2013) [-]
you're not awake when they do it. When you lie down, the whole operation feels like seconds, and you wake up more hungover than ever in a wheelchair with a water bottle and a little bag of goldfish. At least that's what I got.
#116 - Wouldn't that leave you with a weird line/lumb around the cent… 06/26/2013 on pretty obvious hole in the... +5
#114 - I always imagined have an uncut dong felt like having one of t…  [+] (16 new replies) 06/26/2013 on pretty obvious hole in the... 0
User avatar #152 - thisotherdude (06/26/2013) [-]
If you have phimosis or something like that I imagine it is annoying, if not then... Well I have nothing really to personally compare it to, but honestly you don't notice it at all, this is just most likely since I lived my whole life with it my brain pretty much ignores it. If I had mine cut now or you magically grew foreskin it would probably be very uncomfortable.
User avatar #117 - oceanguygw (06/26/2013) [-]
its actually really annoying, because you can only pull the skin down so far before it hurts and stings when anything touched your head
User avatar #143 - doodogger (06/26/2013) [-]
My friend, it looks like you have phimosis. Google it.
User avatar #127 - tragicrhapsody (06/26/2013) [-]
True that, my mom's from the philippines, and where she's from, boys are circumcised at about 12-13. I followed that tradition, even being born in america. It was a drastic change of schlong feelings, and the transition itself was a horribly grotesque, bloody 3 month long ordeal. But it cleared up just fine after that.
User avatar #128 - oceanguygw (06/26/2013) [-]
which do you prefer?
User avatar #134 - tragicrhapsody (06/26/2013) [-]
Since I've had my new longjohn for quite the time it needs to be there, I'd pretty much have to say cut. If your case truly is annoying right now, I'd go ahead and do it. If you go through with it, be prepared for bloody scabby nonsense, and an undying urge to scratch the whole thing over and over in the car while your still high off the anhestesia
User avatar #136 - oceanguygw (06/26/2013) [-]
ok, thanks bro
#118 - tacobean (06/26/2013) [-]
Thanks I guess...regret asking a little bit
User avatar #120 - oceanguygw (06/26/2013) [-]
i often wonder what its like being cut, i wish i was
User avatar #145 - Sockopolis (06/26/2013) [-]
Imagine your penis

Without the extra skin.
User avatar #126 - radtroll (06/26/2013) [-]
they do offer that at hospitals you know, and it's not really a big deal or that painful anyway, so you can.
User avatar #130 - oceanguygw (06/26/2013) [-]
i know, but like i said, im not worried about it atm haha
#122 - tacobean (06/26/2013) [-]
Do you have to be awake for the surgery or something?
User avatar #124 - oceanguygw (06/26/2013) [-]
idk, but right now im not worrying if im cut or uncut haha
#125 - tacobean (06/26/2013) [-]
Fair enough
User avatar #137 - tragicrhapsody (06/26/2013) [-]
you're not awake when they do it. When you lie down, the whole operation feels like seconds, and you wake up more hungover than ever in a wheelchair with a water bottle and a little bag of goldfish. At least that's what I got.
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