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#95177 - no 01/09/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#95175 - I was trying to be sarcastic  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#95176 - aceonfire (01/09/2014) [-]
aaahhhh, I didn't get it at first. So, do you know any good folk punk bands?
User avatar #95177 - szymonf (01/09/2014) [-]
no
#95171 - dude, tots mumford and sons  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#95173 - aceonfire (01/09/2014) [-]
Not really folk punk, but I like them.
User avatar #95175 - szymonf (01/09/2014) [-]
I was trying to be sarcastic
#95176 - aceonfire (01/09/2014) [-]
aaahhhh, I didn't get it at first. So, do you know any good folk punk bands?
User avatar #95177 - szymonf (01/09/2014) [-]
no
#129 - wow OP. That really hurt 46 years isn't that long 01/09/2014 on How aboot this weder eh? 0
#95139 - What you posted isn't really THAT mellow so I don't know if th… 01/09/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#95061 - >pretentious hipster faggotry 01/08/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#94940 - >First off this song isnt even good. lol 01/07/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#18 - >essentials >not a xbox 360 01/06/2014 on New apartment? Time to... -5
#19 - the keystone commercial wasn't banned 01/06/2014 on Funniest Banned Commercials +1
#24 - Canada sent troops to Afghanistan in the aftermath of one of A…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2014 on Scumbag Countries - 1 0
User avatar #28 - azumeow (01/06/2014) [-]
The joke

You
#57 - Jake the Dog married the Ice king in Adventure Time 01/06/2014 on But loony toons was too... 0
#31 - >be at the mall >boxing day >GTA V on sale fo… 01/06/2014 on >Best game of the generation -3
#94812 - >/mu/ >straight 01/05/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#184 - I'll agree that muslims establishing religion based law is wro… 01/05/2014 on UK borders after 1.1.2014 0
#121 - I got ticked off because he pulled out the religion card out o…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2014 on UK borders after 1.1.2014 +1
User avatar #131 - infurnus (01/05/2014) [-]
Also, thank you for taking the time to not blow your lid over what I said; reading the previous comment and showing the ability to have a level-headed discussion

User avatar #129 - infurnus (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm sure that he wasn't. Reading it several times myself, I see where he is coming from, and he is just making a statement on the current condition of the UK which, he's correct in what he said. His premise being his comment was purely, really, the UK needs to lock the borders - Which unfortunately is true.
He wasn't making comments on JUST specific groups of muslims, I know where he's coming from and things like language barriers and etc with Eastern Europeans entering schools/busniesses in an English and Christian country, where Polish, Asian minorities, Bulgarians etc will outright refuse to learn the language/religion etc.
It does cause a massive divide betweeen cultural 'cliques'.

Another point he made was based on languages, where schools in certain areas are FORCED (thats right, forced as they will receive disciplinary actions otherwise) to learn Islamic ways, arabic and other eastern European languages.

Personally, the Shariah law that has been implemented in the UK does tip the boat as if we were to, as white, Christians were to head over to, for arguements sake, Afganistan, and tried to publically set up a Church or even a Temple for the Judists (just ethnically diversifying this for the sake of the arguement). When that situation occurs in a heavily Islamic based country, it would be out right denied (if you make it out alive). But in the UK, to set up a Mosque and start SHARIAH law and its acceptable!? Just putting it out there, the sight of a mosque does not bother me, where as implementing Shariah law and screaming/preaching in the streets that WE, who live in the country and don't practice Islam deserve to die and demonstrate violent and threatening behaviour towards its inhabitants!?

Thats where even I will draw the line.

Sorry, rant over.
User avatar #184 - szymonf (01/05/2014) [-]
I'll agree that muslims establishing religion based law is wrong Might I even say immoral? in any nation in the world. I'd be in the wrong if I'd disagree with you over what is happening in the UK in regards to muslims refusing to assimilate because quite frankly I know very little about that. However I am aware of muslim immigrants in the Netherlands who remodel their homes based on said laws. I will not take a Funnyjunk comment as fact however but I will admit that if it is true then it is simply preposterous.

Like I said earlier however, I'm not discussing muslim migrants. I'm discussing EU migrants who travel to the UK in search of jobs (many if not most of which eventually return to their home nations)
But you can't criticize Eastern Europeans for failing to at least learn the English language when they migrate to the UK. Knowing British English is a must in almost every European nation and British English is taught in every grade school in Europe.
I obviously have a slight bias because my parents were Polish immigrants to Canada but the time I have spent in Poland and Prague I have seen how many people know English. I can hold conversations in English with my cousins and childhood friends.
#94777 - Get off that high horse. You know what I meant. 01/05/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#94775 - SAME **** SHIBE  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #94776 - shibe (01/05/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #94777 - szymonf (01/05/2014) [-]
Get off that high horse. You know what I meant.
#94771 - Don't listen to Shibe. Pitchfork is the Fox News of music revi…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #94774 - shibe (01/05/2014) [-]
he said news not reviews
User avatar #94775 - szymonf (01/05/2014) [-]
SAME SHIT SHIBE
User avatar #94776 - shibe (01/05/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #94777 - szymonf (01/05/2014) [-]
Get off that high horse. You know what I meant.
#24 - **** off. What's with all of this "you guys&…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/05/2014 on UK borders after 1.1.2014 +9
User avatar #109 - infurnus (01/05/2014) [-]
Don't you be spouting shit either - Read my comment in reply to ' roninneko ' before you respond.

You spout your hypocritical bullshit about him slandering Muslims and etc, when he wasn't He was merely commenting on the fact that it HAS gotten out of control to the point where neighbourhoods throughout the country (which WILL happen in other places if they continue to become more tolerant - such as Canada and etc), where these neighbourhoods have become vicitm to Shariah law, placing full areas under curfew and everything else.

Don't get me wrong, I DO agree with parts of what you're saying, especially in the first response ' sinclairr 's question and unfortunately, yes that is the current predicament that the UK has gotten themselves into. Hence why more and more countries (EVEN SCOTLAND) are wanting to peel away from the sinking ship that is the UK.
But What I am saying to you is you took upon yourself to take what ' roninneko ' had to say as a belligerent racist remark against muslims when the only thing he stated was about Shariah law. There was no racist remark made.
Calm the fuck down, yeah ?
User avatar #121 - szymonf (01/05/2014) [-]
I got ticked off because he pulled out the religion card out of nowhere when I had not even touched upon it since this is not what this thread is about
User avatar #131 - infurnus (01/05/2014) [-]
Also, thank you for taking the time to not blow your lid over what I said; reading the previous comment and showing the ability to have a level-headed discussion

User avatar #129 - infurnus (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm sure that he wasn't. Reading it several times myself, I see where he is coming from, and he is just making a statement on the current condition of the UK which, he's correct in what he said. His premise being his comment was purely, really, the UK needs to lock the borders - Which unfortunately is true.
He wasn't making comments on JUST specific groups of muslims, I know where he's coming from and things like language barriers and etc with Eastern Europeans entering schools/busniesses in an English and Christian country, where Polish, Asian minorities, Bulgarians etc will outright refuse to learn the language/religion etc.
It does cause a massive divide betweeen cultural 'cliques'.

Another point he made was based on languages, where schools in certain areas are FORCED (thats right, forced as they will receive disciplinary actions otherwise) to learn Islamic ways, arabic and other eastern European languages.

Personally, the Shariah law that has been implemented in the UK does tip the boat as if we were to, as white, Christians were to head over to, for arguements sake, Afganistan, and tried to publically set up a Church or even a Temple for the Judists (just ethnically diversifying this for the sake of the arguement). When that situation occurs in a heavily Islamic based country, it would be out right denied (if you make it out alive). But in the UK, to set up a Mosque and start SHARIAH law and its acceptable!? Just putting it out there, the sight of a mosque does not bother me, where as implementing Shariah law and screaming/preaching in the streets that WE, who live in the country and don't practice Islam deserve to die and demonstrate violent and threatening behaviour towards its inhabitants!?

Thats where even I will draw the line.

Sorry, rant over.
User avatar #184 - szymonf (01/05/2014) [-]
I'll agree that muslims establishing religion based law is wrong Might I even say immoral? in any nation in the world. I'd be in the wrong if I'd disagree with you over what is happening in the UK in regards to muslims refusing to assimilate because quite frankly I know very little about that. However I am aware of muslim immigrants in the Netherlands who remodel their homes based on said laws. I will not take a Funnyjunk comment as fact however but I will admit that if it is true then it is simply preposterous.

Like I said earlier however, I'm not discussing muslim migrants. I'm discussing EU migrants who travel to the UK in search of jobs (many if not most of which eventually return to their home nations)
But you can't criticize Eastern Europeans for failing to at least learn the English language when they migrate to the UK. Knowing British English is a must in almost every European nation and British English is taught in every grade school in Europe.
I obviously have a slight bias because my parents were Polish immigrants to Canada but the time I have spent in Poland and Prague I have seen how many people know English. I can hold conversations in English with my cousins and childhood friends.
#19 - In 2007 Bulgaria and Romania joined the EU. They are dirt …  [+] (15 new replies) 01/05/2014 on UK borders after 1.1.2014 +35
User avatar #146 - logicstrike (01/05/2014) [-]
to be fair their are already more people than jobs adding more people is not going to help no matter where they're from
User avatar #79 - whiplasher (01/05/2014) [-]
For a second I was like "Fuck you dude, we (romanians) aren't that poor.". But then I realised...yeah, we are poor as shit. Although we do not wish to be judged based on the gipsies, trust me, we hate them MUCH more than anyone.
#75 - ricaboo (01/05/2014) [-]
As a Romanian I second what you said, and i can give you confirmation that ever since 2007, the gipsy population here has been steadily dropping, but only because they have been moving to other places in the EU.
Oh and by the way, i don't think Romania was ever a part of Schengen, but that doesn't matter a whole lot since gipsies tend to just skip borders.
User avatar #20 - roninneko (01/05/2014) [-]
The UK is already known as "Britbongistan" for a reason. Seriously, you guys need to lock that shit down over there. Sharia patrols being tolerated? Students suspended because their lab partners don't speak English? Seriously, it's not even being "fair" or "accomodating" or "politically correct" anymore; you fuckers are just letting people destroy you and grind you underfoot.

And all this is coming from a Canadian who is vehemently proud of his country's multiculturalism. But we certainly don't put up with cultural imperialism by immigrants. You come here, you integrate; you don't have to assimilate, but you sure as hell aren't going to make US change our way of life, either.
User avatar #102 - infurnus (01/05/2014) [-]
Also don't give me the jab about Canada being the greatest multicultural and peacefully existing community based country BS.
Don't get me wrong, I agree with the first part. The Gov. letting a substantial rate of immigrants in to the point where they throw it back in our face - inb4 anyone starts, racist against a specific race,color or creed. On that point, have you noticed when you mention shit like that, people immediately kick off and automatically insinuate that you're accussing Muslims out right? When we're not. Now who's the fucking racists lol


But the main point I am getting at is that Canada, especially in built up area like Calgary, it is flooded and the population of said city has doubled in 5 years, yes because of the work AND ALOT of the immigrants moving into Calgary are, so far, hard workers. But I have seen Calgary expand a ridiculous amount due to the level of immigration which is begining to spiral out of control.

So regardless of what country you're in, its bad everywhere..
User avatar #61 - thelocksmith (01/05/2014) [-]
Its not just the UK, its various other countries that are part of the EU. its why a lot of my country are now voting for far right political parties such as UKIP and BNP to remove the UK from Europe. I'm also a big fan of multiculturalism but i hate to say that things have gone too far.
#44 - BerryLicious (01/05/2014) [-]
Hey, it's hardly the common man's fault. Our government is the most fucked up, PC ridiculous piece of shit we've ever had the misfortune to have. It's no wonder parties like UKIP and BNP are getting more and more votes
#39 - lapalfan (01/05/2014) [-]
Which is why me and my wife are emigrating to Canada in 2/3 years. But we WILL make you drink tea, scones and cry like a dork every time someone mentions the Queen ;)
#33 - rayner (01/05/2014) [-]
Wooo fuckface You be talkin bout the Pakistani.

Has no relation to Bulgarians and Romanians whatsoever.

A few% Of the population of Bulgaria and Romania are Muslim.


Bulgarians and Romanians are white Christian.

So yeah You are talkin about the Middle Eastern Fanatics coming to the UK
User avatar #24 - szymonf (01/05/2014) [-]
fuck off. What's with all of this "you guys" you're throwing around
Do you want me to show you my birth certificate?
All you had to do was look at my profile!
I was born in Canada, lived in Canada my entire life (other then a few summers spent with family in Europe), I've done all of my and am continuing my education in Canada.

I am studying "European Studies with an emphasis on European Business". That is the only reason why I know what is going on in the isles. It's not because I am a European citizen.

And you clearly are spewing half facts out of your asshole, hating on muslims when what I had commented has nothing to do with muslims. The people of Bulgaria and Romania are Orthodox Christians. The UK is against opening the borders out of fear that there will be jobs taken away from its own citizens (even though mostly heavy labour and service jobs will be filled up) and the negative connotation that follows the roma people around along with the English feeling that they are "not European"

You speak of integration when Canada is no better example of a melting pot. Honour killings done by fathers and brother because girls refuse to wear a hijab, oriental migrants aborting their children when they discover it's a girl, actual terror cells that develop in the woods of southern Ontario and Indian women not being allowed to talk to men (I have seen the last since I worked as a canvasser during the summer)
User avatar #109 - infurnus (01/05/2014) [-]
Don't you be spouting shit either - Read my comment in reply to ' roninneko ' before you respond.

You spout your hypocritical bullshit about him slandering Muslims and etc, when he wasn't He was merely commenting on the fact that it HAS gotten out of control to the point where neighbourhoods throughout the country (which WILL happen in other places if they continue to become more tolerant - such as Canada and etc), where these neighbourhoods have become vicitm to Shariah law, placing full areas under curfew and everything else.

Don't get me wrong, I DO agree with parts of what you're saying, especially in the first response ' sinclairr 's question and unfortunately, yes that is the current predicament that the UK has gotten themselves into. Hence why more and more countries (EVEN SCOTLAND) are wanting to peel away from the sinking ship that is the UK.
But What I am saying to you is you took upon yourself to take what ' roninneko ' had to say as a belligerent racist remark against muslims when the only thing he stated was about Shariah law. There was no racist remark made.
Calm the fuck down, yeah ?
User avatar #121 - szymonf (01/05/2014) [-]
I got ticked off because he pulled out the religion card out of nowhere when I had not even touched upon it since this is not what this thread is about
User avatar #131 - infurnus (01/05/2014) [-]
Also, thank you for taking the time to not blow your lid over what I said; reading the previous comment and showing the ability to have a level-headed discussion

User avatar #129 - infurnus (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm sure that he wasn't. Reading it several times myself, I see where he is coming from, and he is just making a statement on the current condition of the UK which, he's correct in what he said. His premise being his comment was purely, really, the UK needs to lock the borders - Which unfortunately is true.
He wasn't making comments on JUST specific groups of muslims, I know where he's coming from and things like language barriers and etc with Eastern Europeans entering schools/busniesses in an English and Christian country, where Polish, Asian minorities, Bulgarians etc will outright refuse to learn the language/religion etc.
It does cause a massive divide betweeen cultural 'cliques'.

Another point he made was based on languages, where schools in certain areas are FORCED (thats right, forced as they will receive disciplinary actions otherwise) to learn Islamic ways, arabic and other eastern European languages.

Personally, the Shariah law that has been implemented in the UK does tip the boat as if we were to, as white, Christians were to head over to, for arguements sake, Afganistan, and tried to publically set up a Church or even a Temple for the Judists (just ethnically diversifying this for the sake of the arguement). When that situation occurs in a heavily Islamic based country, it would be out right denied (if you make it out alive). But in the UK, to set up a Mosque and start SHARIAH law and its acceptable!? Just putting it out there, the sight of a mosque does not bother me, where as implementing Shariah law and screaming/preaching in the streets that WE, who live in the country and don't practice Islam deserve to die and demonstrate violent and threatening behaviour towards its inhabitants!?

Thats where even I will draw the line.

Sorry, rant over.
User avatar #184 - szymonf (01/05/2014) [-]
I'll agree that muslims establishing religion based law is wrong Might I even say immoral? in any nation in the world. I'd be in the wrong if I'd disagree with you over what is happening in the UK in regards to muslims refusing to assimilate because quite frankly I know very little about that. However I am aware of muslim immigrants in the Netherlands who remodel their homes based on said laws. I will not take a Funnyjunk comment as fact however but I will admit that if it is true then it is simply preposterous.

Like I said earlier however, I'm not discussing muslim migrants. I'm discussing EU migrants who travel to the UK in search of jobs (many if not most of which eventually return to their home nations)
But you can't criticize Eastern Europeans for failing to at least learn the English language when they migrate to the UK. Knowing British English is a must in almost every European nation and British English is taught in every grade school in Europe.
I obviously have a slight bias because my parents were Polish immigrants to Canada but the time I have spent in Poland and Prague I have seen how many people know English. I can hold conversations in English with my cousins and childhood friends.
#15 - or maybe he just survived multiple suicide attempts? 01/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#94717 - I've been aching to get into some blues so for th epast three … 01/05/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#35 - I actually didn't like GTA V. Haven't really finished it b… 01/05/2014 on GTA V +1
#94709 - are you a neo-pagan or a pan-Scandinavian nationalist?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#94710 - northard (01/05/2014) [-]
I would like to consider myself it. I just love culture.
#94707 - are you looking for this for like a school project or?..  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#94708 - northard (01/05/2014) [-]
No, I just want some folk music to listen to.
User avatar #94709 - szymonf (01/05/2014) [-]
are you a neo-pagan or a pan-Scandinavian nationalist?
#94710 - northard (01/05/2014) [-]
I would like to consider myself it. I just love culture.

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#49 - snakefire (02/18/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #50 to #49 - szymonf (02/18/2014) [-]
hi...................
User avatar #51 to #50 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Whats wrong.
User avatar #53 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
congrats on maxing out your level though
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hehe thanks.
User avatar #52 to #51 - szymonf (02/19/2014) [-]
the colour of your text
User avatar #48 to #47 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
no
#46 - autoflame (09/30/2013) [-]
Nu-uh
#44 - lordnerevar (08/31/2013) [-]
Y u do dis
Y u do dis
User avatar #42 - desmondaltairezio (06/24/2013) [-]
i remember you vaguely
#43 to #42 - szymonf (06/24/2013) [-]
k.

well my "persona" was ash ketchum.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (10/09/2012) [-]
You have my first name. I don't know who you are but, I will find you. I will kill you.
User avatar #32 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry wrong profile
User avatar #30 - theracistpanda (08/30/2012) [-]
NIPPLE CLAMPS
User avatar #31 to #30 - szymonf (08/30/2012) [-]
anal plug.
User avatar #28 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #29 to #28 - szymonf (08/13/2012) [-]
offer me whatever you want
User avatar #27 - zraxx (08/11/2012) [-]
I have no clue why you did what you did on my profile. But I found it funny so good job
User avatar #26 - ffffyou (08/09/2012) [-]
someone deleted your comment,you can lose your items?
#25 - walkerboh (07/27/2012) [-]
And I love you, random citizen!
#19 to #18 - vassia (07/12/2012) [-]
Have much more, but just giving you an Idea
User avatar #4 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #6 to #5 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
i am good. you actually caught me right when i was about to close this tab:P
how about you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
not too bad
so, you messages me about the fascist tool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
ya
just wanted to give you a heads up
but i see you realised that
i think he might be a troll though...
User avatar #10 to #9 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
He's almost definitely not a troll.
How do I know this?
- He has come back. Trolls normally leave after being banned- for example, Animal and Ray Bingo.
- His broken english is actually convincing broken english
- He seems to genuinely care
- I've met real fascists, people with swastikas tattoo'd on their faces. He acts like them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
do you really think so
i thought he was a troll because of this post

1.Racism isn't a bad thing
2.No you are as a communist you are wrong 100% of the time . Russians should be killed on sight for the evil they have committed against hummanity . And Marx was a filthy stinking jew
3. Communist propaganda is propaganda .Fascism makes the nation strong . We have no individuals we have the civilians and the citizens . There is no black not white no Gay no Straight . just Citizens
4.As a member of the Soviet Pioneers and a Member of the Soviet Armed forces born in the Ukranian SSR then a Member of the Ukranian Ground forces , I know a bit more about communism then you will ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
Yes.
That's how real fascists act. No joke.
User avatar #13 to #12 - szymonf (07/08/2012) [-]
wow i hope he gets banned quickly.
people are actually thumbing his comments up though
User avatar #14 to #13 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/08/2012) [-]
That's nicefor him. I hpe he enjoys it.
User avatar #1 - milfordcubicle (06/01/2012) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchellking (06/17/2012) [-]
He's probably one of the biggest douches on fj
User avatar #3 to #2 - szymonf (06/18/2012) [-]
why did you block me??what did i do to you?
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