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Date Signed Up:6/18/2011
Location:Portugal
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    I don't even (description) I don't even (description)
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    Romance Romance
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    New recipe? New recipe?
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    You silly dog! You silly dog!
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    Fuck this Fuck this
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    You don't say! You don't say!
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#91 - found it www.break.com/pranks/kid-gets-more-than-he-barg… 5 hours ago on Fist motherfucker , do you... -3
#75 - HOLY SHIT I was watching an episode of the simpsons and one of… 05/08/2013 on 5th Base +3
#50 - "forever alone" meme  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on Yamcha in a Nutshell -1
#52 - llmazell (05/07/2013) [-]
it is called forever alone though... oh are you correcting me on saying its a rage face?
#17 - Even the paraplegic shoul've stand up, shitty excuse he got! &… 04/29/2013 on GMH +1
#241 - He got himself shaved and all... And so will I 04/28/2013 on Good Guy Keanu 0
#123 - Vitória até morrer man ;) 04/24/2013 on all choreographed +1
#106 - Entre ele e o claudio ramos venha o diabo...  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2013 on all choreographed 0
#111 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2013) [-]
São todos mais do mesmo (excepto o João Baião porque... fuck it, acho-o porreiro)
Btw, Vitória de Guimarães... good choice.
User avatar #123 - systemattic (04/24/2013) [-]
Vitória até morrer man ;)
#50 - Go fuck yourself If you don't go to 9gag, this post w… 04/22/2013 on The Best Feeling You Can... 0
#2435 - Is North Korea really Best Korea? Or is that fucking … 04/18/2013 on Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist 0
#159 - Sunny :( come back please 04/17/2013 on systemattic's profile 0
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#155 - Sunset **User deleted account** (01/13/2013) [-]
YO YO, BLACK MAN
#158 to #157 - Sunset **User deleted account** (01/15/2013) [-]
How you been?
How you been?
User avatar #159 to #158 - systemattic (04/17/2013) [-]
Sunny :( come back please
#151 - Sunset **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
Miss you bro... Hope you're alright.
#153 to #152 - Sunset **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
That actually touched my heart.
User avatar #146 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/27/2012) [-]
sup Carlos?
User avatar #147 to #150 - systemattic (04/13/2012) [-]
Hey, long time no "see"! What are you up to these days?
User avatar #149 to #151 - Sunset **User deleted account** (04/13/2012) [-]
Chillin' around, helping people fix up their buggy games. That jazz.
User avatar #145 - whomadewho ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #148 to #149 - systemattic (04/13/2012) [-]
Hi there
#132 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #133 to #136 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
love it :)
User avatar #134 to #137 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/17/2012) [-]
Also... Look at this.

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3463655/Take+FJ+back/#leave_a_comment

It's NSFW, I should warn.
User avatar #135 to #138 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
I've been off for a few days, can you tell me what this means exactly?

PM me if you feel it's more apropriate
User avatar #136 to #139 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/17/2012) [-]
What what means? :0
User avatar #137 to #140 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
The actual content... I'm a bit drunk and I'm not quite following the content... Or at least, I don't get the poster's point... (Bear in mind that I am a bit drunk and I'm jumping between FJ and Dexter series... Sorry if I'm sounding dumb bro ;)
User avatar #138 to #141 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/17/2012) [-]
It's porn in the Suitable For Work section, basically.
User avatar #139 to #142 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
Yeah but I think the message( besides the porn, obviously) it's a bit strong and I'm not getting his message... What does he mean by getting FJ back?
User avatar #140 to #143 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/17/2012) [-]
Nothing. It's Kony, the Ugandan hero weeding out all of the faggots on this site.
User avatar #141 to #144 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
Huh... It seemed strange enough, and bearing in mind that it's almost 6 a.m. here, I'm tired and drunk enough to not get that point, although it crossed my mind... I just thought it was another 12 year old rant...
User avatar #142 to #145 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/17/2012) [-]
It is, if you read it to yourself. :p Anyways, you should be getting to bed now, shouldn't you?
User avatar #143 to #146 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
Just got in it, finishing another Dexter episode... Every episode's almost an hour long... Hope I'll remember it tomorrow... But since I'm speaking (writing really) in a foreign language with not to many mistakes I think I'm not that drunk :)
User avatar #144 to #147 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/17/2012) [-]
XD Alright then. Take care, friend.
#131 - hanniballecture (03/06/2012) [-]
I know you responded to what I said on your status, but I cant expand comment comments right now for some reason- so I have no idea what you said. Feelsbadman.
User avatar #130 - jtan (03/05/2012) [-]
You're number 2 now? Who's #1?
User avatar #126 - jtan (02/20/2012) [-]
Hey Systemattic, Hows things man?
User avatar #127 to #130 - systemattic (02/23/2012) [-]
Fine I guess... I don't have much time for the site nowadays :s How 'bout you?
User avatar #123 - Sunset **User deleted account** (02/13/2012) [-]
Did you give up on FJ too? Haha.
User avatar #124 to #127 - systemattic (02/15/2012) [-]
Kinda... I've been a bit busy with college, so I'll be off until march I think... :s
User avatar #125 to #128 - Sunset **User deleted account** (02/15/2012) [-]
Meh, I'm pretty much retired from commenting until whenever the fuck I feel I'm off.

Good luck with college btw.
User avatar #120 - Sunset **User deleted account** (02/09/2012) [-]
TOP 100 COMMENTS NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAA
User avatar #121 to #124 - systemattic (02/09/2012) [-]
YEAHHHHHH

I stopped commenting 'cause I was swamped with exams, but I'm back!

Top 100 was the goal, now I'll just relaxe a bit :)
User avatar #122 to #125 - Sunset **User deleted account** (02/09/2012) [-]
Aight, good luck staying put. :3
User avatar #117 - bronypinkypie (02/08/2012) [-]
why don't you look at me when we make love?
#118 to #121 - systemattic (02/09/2012) [-]
I didn't want to say anything but... Your breath smells... :\
I didn't want to say anything but... Your breath smells... :\
User avatar #119 to #122 - bronypinkypie (02/09/2012) [-]
Damn i should stop eating tuna before bed!
#113 - ThexD (02/07/2012) [-]
gosta start a valentine day comic and finish in a couple days! THE PRESSURES ON!
#114 to #117 - systemattic (02/07/2012) [-]
Yes! IT'S ON!
Yes! IT'S ON!
#115 to #118 - ThexD (02/07/2012) [-]
fuck. lawl i think i can! i think i can!
#116 to #119 - systemattic (02/07/2012) [-]
Of course you can bro!
Of course you can bro!
User avatar #112 - meghostaguy (02/05/2012) [-]
Teach me your ways, master.
User avatar #109 - Sunset **User deleted account** (02/05/2012) [-]
Back.

Lost my rank and don't even care.

#swag
#110 to #113 - systemattic (02/05/2012) [-]
Well good to have you back bro...   
   
#1 or not, you're still who you are, and people miss you   
   
Welcome back!
Well good to have you back bro...

#1 or not, you're still who you are, and people miss you

Welcome back!
User avatar #111 to #114 - Sunset **User deleted account** (02/05/2012) [-]
Thanks, bro. :3
#103 - ThexD (01/28/2012) [-]
how goes it mr. mattic
#104 to #107 - systemattic (01/28/2012) [-]
Hey man! Good, just studying and watching show's that never aired in my country... Today is "That '70s show"... :b How bout you?
Hey man! Good, just studying and watching show's that never aired in my country... Today is "That '70s show"... :b How bout you?
#105 to #108 - ThexD (01/28/2012) [-]
oh shit i luhv dat shoh! aye okay over here man. just workin on some dose comeks xD
#106 to #109 - systemattic (01/28/2012) [-]
The show seems alright, too bad it never aired here...   
Yeah I'm still waiting for your comic to pop up in my subscription zone, but still nothing!    
Coming out soon? :)
The show seems alright, too bad it never aired here...
Yeah I'm still waiting for your comic to pop up in my subscription zone, but still nothing!
Coming out soon? :)
#107 to #110 - ThexD (01/28/2012) [-]
yur so dem needy! xD jaykay but itll be out in a couple days. just gotta finish up a couple panels. the ones after this one shouldnt take nearly as long to come out though :D
User avatar #108 to #111 - systemattic (01/29/2012) [-]
You already know you're one of my favourite comic makers so that's no surprise :)


User avatar #102 - fisticuffsactivate (01/25/2012) [-]
Pretty damn good OC.
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