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systemattic

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:6/18/2011
Location:Portugal
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#23265
Highest Content Rank:#1
Highest Comment Rank:#90
Content Thumbs: 780308 total,  825852 ,  45544
Comment Thumbs: 13110 total,  13910 ,  800
Content Level Progress: 90.42% (9042/10000)
Level 376 Content: Immortal → Level 377 Content: Immortal
Comment Level Progress: 89.7% (897/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:764
Content Views:19610987
Times Content Favorited:56525 times
Total Comments Made:1413
FJ Points:197
Favorite Tags: funny (12) | comic (5) | no (3) | Pokemon (3) | Awesome (2) | cool (2) | Love (2) | science (2)

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#68 - made me scroll up to see if lemonballs was really up there haha 10/25/2015 on Interesting Websites +2
#703 - Comment deleted 10/16/2015 on $50 steam cash + mousepad... 0
#146 - november 10/14/2015 on Reminder 0
#62 - "Well offficer I know this is child porn, but you can't a… 10/14/2015 on And welcome us all, yeah. +5
#17 - whos that girl and what anime is she in? 10/11/2015 on Foxy Grandpa +1
#64 - Iron E.jpeg This comment is the top comment on anothe… 10/07/2015 on The fate of shit gerl +4
#30 - rattle rattle rattle 10/06/2015 on Something changed? +1
#34 - hahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaha child angst 10/05/2015 on This teacher's background... +1
#72 - who's that snake girl and where can I see her naked?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/05/2015 on WTF Happened!? 0
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#88 - kibbleking (10/05/2015) [-]
The trash is it's name and her name is cancer
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#92 - jakerszzzz (10/05/2015) [-]
funnyandoriginal.webm
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#74 - exceeding (10/05/2015) [-]
Monster Musume is the source and her name is Miia
#38 - going to tomorrow, I'm 7 episodes away from getting to the cur…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/05/2015 on The Last Straw 0
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#39 - notsohappygamer (10/05/2015) [-]
well i hope you like peridot too because....okay i should shut up now
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#61 - cursedjester (10/05/2015) [-]
Stttooop it.
Let them discover the magic for their own.
#81 - notsohappygamer (10/06/2015) [-]
im sorry i cant stop

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User avatar #192 - ied (07/20/2014) [-]
if you ever need anything, let me know ok!
if it's assignments / want to ttalk or whatever let me know
User avatar #183 - ied (07/20/2014) [-]
ill pay you
User avatar #184 to #183 - systemattic (07/20/2014) [-]
looooool pay me? with what?
User avatar #185 to #184 - ied (07/20/2014) [-]
ill get you a steam game worth $25
User avatar #186 to #185 - systemattic (07/20/2014) [-]
nah

how bout minecraft?
User avatar #187 to #186 - ied (07/20/2014) [-]
sure thing
User avatar #188 to #187 - systemattic (07/20/2014) [-]
where you really willing to do that?

ok, ill give you the points, for free, don't waste your money bro

cheers
User avatar #189 to #188 - ied (07/20/2014) [-]
wow, are you for real?
you've literally made my day.. what's your steam? i have bioshock infinite, you can have that aswell as my beta for dead island!
User avatar #190 to #189 - systemattic (07/20/2014) [-]
i dn't even have steam, don't worry 'bout it mna

enjoy
User avatar #191 to #190 - ied (07/20/2014) [-]

thanks
User avatar #180 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points please?
User avatar #179 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #175 - tredbear (04/05/2014) [-]
you can't ban me, I'm part of the German Master Race.
User avatar #176 to #175 - systemattic (04/06/2014) [-]
I don't even know who you are
User avatar #177 to #176 - tredbear (04/06/2014) [-]
just try and b& me
User avatar #178 to #177 - systemattic (04/06/2014) [-]
lol @ U
User avatar #171 - xenxio ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
Hey,

I've noticed that you have about a month of old comments assigned. Could you tell me how far you've gotten? I'm updating the chart in weeks rather than months because those do take awhile. So if you have any weeks done of your month I need to know. This message isnt meant to "speed" you up, its only for chart purposes.
User avatar #173 to #171 - systemattic (04/05/2014) [-]
I'm on day 12 man, you can cut the first week

cheers bro, glad you're back
User avatar #174 to #173 - xenxio ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
<3
#172 to #171 - chart (04/05/2014) [-]
I'm running out of replys
User avatar #169 - brettyoke (04/02/2014) [-]
So yeah, screw you.
User avatar #170 to #169 - systemattic (04/02/2014) [-]
I'm ******* beatiful girls in my area

and I enlarged my penis in the easiest way and for free

what do you have to say for yourself nerd
User avatar #167 - roxasmovess ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Hey. I saw your friend Req, do I know you though?
User avatar #168 to #167 - systemattic (12/29/2013) [-]
I added all mods just in case, you can ignore it if you want bro

cheers
User avatar #163 - phanact (12/02/2013) [-]
Log out and back in
#164 to #163 - tacoarecrazy (12/02/2013) [-]
do u like my picture?
#161 - Obscurity (07/28/2013) [-]
This image has expired
hello

it is sunset
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User avatar #147 to #150 - systemattic (04/13/2012) [-]
Hey, long time no "see"! What are you up to these days?
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User avatar #145 - whomadewho (03/20/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #148 to #149 - systemattic (04/13/2012) [-]
Hi there
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User avatar #133 to #136 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
love it :)
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User avatar #135 to #138 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
I've been off for a few days, can you tell me what this means exactly?

PM me if you feel it's more apropriate
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User avatar #137 to #140 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
The actual content... I'm a bit drunk and I'm not quite following the content... Or at least, I don't get the poster's point... (Bear in mind that I am a bit drunk and I'm jumping between FJ and Dexter series... Sorry if I'm sounding dumb bro ;)
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User avatar #139 to #142 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
Yeah but I think the message( besides the porn, obviously) it's a bit strong and I'm not getting his message... What does he mean by getting FJ back?
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User avatar #141 to #144 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
Huh... It seemed strange enough, and bearing in mind that it's almost 6 a.m. here, I'm tired and drunk enough to not get that point, although it crossed my mind... I just thought it was another 12 year old rant...
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User avatar #143 to #146 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
Just got in it, finishing another Dexter episode... Every episode's almost an hour long... Hope I'll remember it tomorrow... But since I'm speaking (writing really) in a foreign language with not to many mistakes I think I'm not that drunk :)
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#131 - hanniballecture (03/06/2012) [-]
I know you responded to what I said on your status, but I cant expand comment comments right now for some reason- so I have no idea what you said. Feelsbadman.
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