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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:6/18/2011
Location:Portugal
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Content Ranking:#12238
Comment Ranking:#10567
Highest Content Rank:#1
Highest Comment Rank:#90
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Content Level Progress: 90.18% (9018/10000)
Level 376 Content: Immortal → Level 377 Content: Immortal
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Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
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#1622 - **systemattic rolls 088,120,018** 07/23/2014 on Highest roll gets pink for... 0
#1617 - **systemattic rolls 709,810,520** 07/23/2014 on Highest roll gets pink for... 0
#1615 - **systemattic rolls 710,547,509** 07/23/2014 on Highest roll gets pink for... 0
#1612 - **systemattic rolls 423,082,820** 07/23/2014 on Highest roll gets pink for... 0
#1609 - **systemattic rolls 150,045,604** one in the stink 07/23/2014 on Highest roll gets pink for... 0
#39 - almost forgot kh <3 07/21/2014 on Games 0
#22 - always and forever 07/21/2014 on Games +1
#15 - when your favourite food isn't on big brother admin 's list  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Eat This +53
User avatar #105 - jakekel (07/21/2014) [-]
I was upset when dick wasn't on the list too
User avatar #106 - trollzoll (07/21/2014) [-]
Boy parts were on the list.
User avatar #110 - jakekel (07/21/2014) [-]
I fucked up.
#2 - i like turtles  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Eat This 0
#25 - fecka (07/20/2014) [-]
#190 - i dn't even have steam, don't worry 'bout it mna enjoy  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on systemattic's profile 0
User avatar #191 - ied (07/20/2014) [-]

thanks
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User avatar #192 - ied (07/20/2014) [-]
if you ever need anything, let me know ok!
if it's assignments / want to ttalk or whatever let me know
User avatar #183 - ied (07/20/2014) [-]
ill pay you
User avatar #184 to #183 - systemattic (07/20/2014) [-]
looooool pay me? with what?
User avatar #185 to #184 - ied (07/20/2014) [-]
ill get you a steam game worth $25
User avatar #186 to #185 - systemattic (07/20/2014) [-]
nah

how bout minecraft?
User avatar #187 to #186 - ied (07/20/2014) [-]
sure thing
User avatar #188 to #187 - systemattic (07/20/2014) [-]
where you really willing to do that?

ok, ill give you the points, for free, don't waste your money bro

cheers
User avatar #189 to #188 - ied (07/20/2014) [-]
wow, are you for real?
you've literally made my day.. what's your steam? i have bioshock infinite, you can have that aswell as my beta for dead island!
User avatar #190 to #189 - systemattic (07/20/2014) [-]
i dn't even have steam, don't worry 'bout it mna

enjoy
User avatar #191 to #190 - ied (07/20/2014) [-]

thanks
User avatar #180 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points please?
User avatar #175 - tredbear (04/05/2014) [-]
you can't ban me, I'm part of the German Master Race.
User avatar #176 to #175 - systemattic (04/06/2014) [-]
I don't even know who you are
User avatar #177 to #176 - tredbear (04/06/2014) [-]
just try and b& me
User avatar #178 to #177 - systemattic (04/06/2014) [-]
lol @ U
User avatar #171 - xenxio (04/05/2014) [-]
Hey,

I've noticed that you have about a month of old comments assigned. Could you tell me how far you've gotten? I'm updating the chart in weeks rather than months because those do take awhile. So if you have any weeks done of your month I need to know. This message isnt meant to "speed" you up, its only for chart purposes.
User avatar #173 to #171 - systemattic (04/05/2014) [-]
I'm on day 12 man, you can cut the first week

cheers bro, glad you're back
User avatar #174 to #173 - xenxio (04/05/2014) [-]
<3
#172 to #171 - chart (04/05/2014) [-]
I'm running out of replys
User avatar #169 - brettyoke (04/02/2014) [-]
So yeah, screw you.
User avatar #170 to #169 - systemattic (04/02/2014) [-]
I'm ******* beatiful girls in my area

and I enlarged my penis in the easiest way and for free

what do you have to say for yourself nerd
User avatar #167 - roxasmovess (12/29/2013) [-]
Hey. I saw your friend Req, do I know you though?
User avatar #168 to #167 - systemattic (12/29/2013) [-]
I added all mods just in case, you can ignore it if you want bro

cheers
User avatar #163 - phanact (12/02/2013) [-]
Log out and back in
#164 to #163 - tacoarecrazy (12/02/2013) [-]
do u like my picture?
#161 - Obscurity (07/28/2013) [-]
This image has expired
hello

it is sunset
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User avatar #147 to #150 - systemattic (04/13/2012) [-]
Hey, long time no "see"! What are you up to these days?
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User avatar #145 - whomadewho (03/20/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #148 to #149 - systemattic (04/13/2012) [-]
Hi there
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User avatar #133 to #136 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
love it :)
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User avatar #135 to #138 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
I've been off for a few days, can you tell me what this means exactly?

PM me if you feel it's more apropriate
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User avatar #137 to #140 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
The actual content... I'm a bit drunk and I'm not quite following the content... Or at least, I don't get the poster's point... (Bear in mind that I am a bit drunk and I'm jumping between FJ and Dexter series... Sorry if I'm sounding dumb bro ;)
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User avatar #139 to #142 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
Yeah but I think the message( besides the porn, obviously) it's a bit strong and I'm not getting his message... What does he mean by getting FJ back?
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User avatar #141 to #144 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
Huh... It seemed strange enough, and bearing in mind that it's almost 6 a.m. here, I'm tired and drunk enough to not get that point, although it crossed my mind... I just thought it was another 12 year old rant...
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User avatar #143 to #146 - systemattic (03/17/2012) [-]
Just got in it, finishing another Dexter episode... Every episode's almost an hour long... Hope I'll remember it tomorrow... But since I'm speaking (writing really) in a foreign language with not to many mistakes I think I'm not that drunk :)
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#131 - hanniballecture (03/06/2012) [-]
I know you responded to what I said on your status, but I cant expand comment comments right now for some reason- so I have no idea what you said. Feelsbadman.
User avatar #130 - jtan (03/05/2012) [-]
You're number 2 now? Who's #1?
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