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Age: 22
Facebook Profile: i hate fagbook
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Consoles Owned: PS1,PS2,PS3,PSP
Video Games Played: assassin creed, final fantasy, resident evil, silent hill, fatal frame, digimon world, mega man, parasite eve, alone in the dark, red alert, legend of grimrock, sniper elite, call of duty, battle field, command and conquer generals, and more....
X-box Gamertag: i dislike xbox
PSN: OmarHawilo
Interests: add me D;
Date Signed Up:5/31/2012
Last Login:8/02/2014
Location:Kuwait Hawali AlNogra
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Comment Ranking:#155
Highest Comment Rank:#128
Comment Thumbs: 11083 total,  12857 ,  1774
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level 304 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 305 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
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#9416247 - Picture 2 hours ago on retard forum 0
#9416244 - go see doc now  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on retard forum 0
#9416245 - Hawke (2 hours ago) [-]
NAW NIGGA ITS OKAY
#9416247 - syrianassassin (2 hours ago) [-]
#9416243 - i dislike whores, i feel sick for the men who allows their sis… 2 hours ago on retard forum 0
#9416239 - you went to the tooth doctor?  [+] (4 new replies) 2 hours ago on retard forum 0
User avatar #9416241 - Hawke (2 hours ago) [-]
I think I took some expired medicine whoops
#9416244 - syrianassassin (2 hours ago) [-]
go see doc now
#9416245 - Hawke (2 hours ago) [-]
NAW NIGGA ITS OKAY
#9416247 - syrianassassin (2 hours ago) [-]
#9416235 - i know they are cute, but we also must show mercy on the women… 2 hours ago on retard forum 0
#9416230 - just take a picture  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on retard forum 0
User avatar #9416234 - thehumor (2 hours ago) [-]
okay
#9416228 - women* 2 hours ago on retard forum 0
#9416226 - i dont support putting a owmen in full tent, i mean allah is m… 2 hours ago on retard forum 0
#9416217 - whent he blue screen appears allot of things appear written on…  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on retard forum 0
User avatar #9416222 - thehumor (2 hours ago) [-]
ill look for it next time it hapens
User avatar #9416230 - syrianassassin (2 hours ago) [-]
just take a picture
User avatar #9416234 - thehumor (2 hours ago) [-]
okay
#9416212 - well, it is mostly hardware problems im ITC student 2 hours ago on retard forum 0

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#728 - caffeinecommissar (07/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by syrianassassin
Happy Birthday Broseph.

Though it is a picture I've drawn, it is from last year when my IRL friend turned 22. So strictly speaking not OC. Sorry.
User avatar #386 - andranadu ONLINE (05/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by syrianassassin
sticky me i gib shekels
#830 - ajrin (07/31/2014) [-]
I lurk on jew
#831 to #830 - syrianassassin (07/31/2014) [-]
is actually jew dolan
User avatar #826 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Arab and Black Guy Arguing Vine! MUST WATCH!

syrianassassin vs turtletroll
#827 to #826 - syrianassassin (07/31/2014) [-]
i like this video
i like this video
#828 to #827 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#832 to #829 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
original shirt and syrianassassins one
User avatar #833 to #832 - turtletroll (07/31/2014) [-]
What would my shirt be
User avatar #834 to #833 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
I AM A
TOTAL
STONER

IF YOU SEE ME
RUNNING
COUNT HOW
MANY COPS
ARE RIGHT
BEHIND ME
User avatar #835 to #834 - turtletroll (07/31/2014) [-]
Wait cops are real?
User avatar #836 to #835 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
*locks turtletroll in a padded room*
#837 to #836 - turtletroll (07/31/2014) [-]
Wait rooms are real?
User avatar #823 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
*runs up to you and explodes*
#824 to #823 - syrianassassin (07/31/2014) [-]
what the fuck just happened
User avatar #825 to #824 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Robot Chicken season 2 mouse bomber clip
#810 - caffeinecommissar (07/31/2014) [-]
Do you play strategy games?
User avatar #812 to #811 - caffeinecommissar (07/31/2014) [-]
I'm contemplating running a Nation Builder style game on and for Funnyjunk, you interested?
User avatar #814 to #813 - caffeinecommissar (07/31/2014) [-]
Here, take a look at this, it is something along the lines of this I'm planning:

suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17292014/

I'll be trying to simplify it and let it be a very simple game , and I don't want to get too advanced until I have a few regulars who can advance along with i t.
User avatar #815 to #814 - syrianassassin (07/31/2014) [-]
4chan?

nah thank you. im sorry tho
User avatar #816 to #815 - caffeinecommissar (07/31/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong, the game will be played and hosted on Funnyjunk.

We have the facilities to do it.
1. Start a session by making content with the latest map, post rules in description and in a stickied post.
2. Make a comment (start a thread), mention all players - and let the session begin.
3. Players use *roll 5* to roll, each digit representing a choice (1=1, 2=2, 3=3 etc. up to 8=8, 9=9 and 0=10), while posting their actions in the post.
4. Gamemaster checks the thread for all replies and makes a new thread with the next round, so back to point 2.
5. Repeat as necessary.
#818 to #816 - syrianassassin (07/31/2014) [-]
you mean world domination game?


like this??????
#819 to #818 - caffeinecommissar (07/31/2014) [-]
Pretty much, I'm planning to use a blank word map similar to the one in the thread, each border change is hand-drawn, and is a lot slower to allow more players. I'm being optimistic and hoping for 16 players, but realistically I'll run the game if I have four players. Usually the number of players affect the speed of the game but also how much the GM expand the borders.
User avatar #820 to #819 - caffeinecommissar (07/31/2014) [-]
Probably going to be using a different world map though.
User avatar #821 to #820 - syrianassassin (07/31/2014) [-]
ooo i will join you then
User avatar #822 to #821 - caffeinecommissar (07/31/2014) [-]
Cool, thanks, so far I've got you and Schnizzy that is bound to get interesting .
User avatar #817 to #816 - caffeinecommissar (07/31/2014) [-]
Alternatively play on one of the boards, start a thread to start a session and so on. Or on a profile.
User avatar #808 - phanact (07/30/2014) [-]
>Bragging about level 300 which is less than 10% of the way to max level
User avatar #809 to #808 - syrianassassin (07/30/2014) [-]
well man, i think it is something for me.

it is just nice to reach it here
User avatar #798 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
< your next birthday present

Russian DPM Light Machine Gun
User avatar #799 to #798 - syrianassassin (07/30/2014) [-]
faggot
you heard the shocking news!!
User avatar #800 to #799 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
what news
#801 to #800 - syrianassassin (07/30/2014) [-]
www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152562981123142&set=pb.28798913141.-2207520000.1406043954.&type=1&theater

www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/9393114#9393114

we might have a huge Jewish storm against me in here

shit nigga the yids are tracking me, let them come it will be lulz if they did
#802 to #801 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
jews on the internet....nigga i heard about that last year

israel has a couple thousand of tgheirs sitting on the internet all day watchdogging for any mention of israel, gaza, palestine, jews, zionism...etc any words relating to them, and go to the sites mentioning them, log into accounts for those sites and preach in support of the israeli side of the arguments and shitmouth / discredit whoever speaks against them
#803 to #802 - syrianassassin (07/30/2014) [-]
and now im the main target here

i will be pleased if they came here
User avatar #804 to #803 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
hell if they came here they'd make schnizel their bitch with all his anti-jew rants....theyd be all over him like ants on honey
#805 to #804 - syrianassassin (07/30/2014) [-]
/pol/ is lost for the JIDF.   
   
shiet i wont let them win here tooo   
   
   
and he better prepare his ass
/pol/ is lost for the JIDF.

shiet i wont let them win here tooo


and he better prepare his ass
User avatar #806 to #805 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
well might be an uphill battle....with several thousand keyboard commandos on their payrtoll they can easily send enough here to have their bombard any anti-israel argument
User avatar #807 to #806 - syrianassassin (07/30/2014) [-]
big brother admin did put some new laws for new users, every comment they will make must solve a patcha

so i think the raid wont be good for them

clever.guy is the JIDF in the religion board.
#790 - joeypie (07/29/2014) [-]
oh hi
User avatar #792 to #791 - joeypie (07/29/2014) [-]
how are you today
#794 to #793 - joeypie (07/30/2014) [-]
Well shit, you made a funny
User avatar #795 to #794 - syrianassassin (07/30/2014) [-]
i did attract some kikes

now a storm might come against us in FJ

we lost /pol/


BUT WE AINT GONNA LOSS HERE
#796 to #795 - joeypie (07/30/2014) [-]
Please let me stand with you in the time of battle
Please let me stand with you in the time of battle
#797 to #796 - syrianassassin (07/30/2014) [-]
you are always welcome to fight against the kikes
#789 to #788 - syrianassassin (07/29/2014) [-]
i cant believe this

the god chosen lizards appeared
User avatar #780 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Asalam aleykum
User avatar #783 to #782 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
How are you doing brother.
#784 to #783 - syrianassassin (07/27/2014) [-]
im fine. and did you just convert to islam
User avatar #785 to #784 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
I believe in several religions at once. Islam is just one of them and has very beautiful prayers and a just, peaceful and nice God.
#786 to #785 - syrianassassin (07/27/2014) [-]
praying is the way to feed your soul and it is the column that handle the religion
User avatar #787 to #786 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Yup!!!!
#777 to #776 - izanaginookami (07/27/2014) [-]
Would you like a nice chamomile tea?
Would you like a nice chamomile tea?
#774 - lesnar ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #757 - lulzfornigeriagirl (07/20/2014) [-]
come on omar, pls...
#758 to #757 - syrianassassin (07/20/2014) [-]
all i got is white page and blocked by my anti-virus
all i got is white page and blocked by my anti-virus
User avatar #760 to #758 - lulzfornigeriagirl (07/20/2014) [-]
this is a famous game, there are no viruses in it you are lying...
#762 to #760 - syrianassassin (07/20/2014) [-]
i said it is not working
i said it is not working
User avatar #759 to #758 - lulzfornigeriagirl (07/20/2014) [-]
warlight.net/ fuck you omar, don't lie just say you dont wanna play
#761 to #759 - syrianassassin (07/20/2014) [-]
it is in blank page
it is in blank page
#764 to #763 - syrianassassin (07/20/2014) [-]
now it is working
now it is working
User avatar #765 to #764 - lulzfornigeriagirl (07/20/2014) [-]
cool go do the tutorial so we can play, ok?
#766 to #765 - syrianassassin (07/20/2014) [-]
i have 4GB GPU 4 cores CPU and 8GB RAM and 1TB SSD and 1TB HDD to play flash games?   
   
go find another person i aint being casual
i have 4GB GPU 4 cores CPU and 8GB RAM and 1TB SSD and 1TB HDD to play flash games?

go find another person i aint being casual
User avatar #767 to #766 - lulzfornigeriagirl (07/21/2014) [-]
dood this game is a cool as strategy game that other fjers have played with me. its better then most world games anyways. are you scared or something?
#768 to #767 - syrianassassin (07/21/2014) [-]
how about you go stop being casual and play skyrim or dark souls 2
User avatar #769 to #768 - lulzfornigeriagirl (07/21/2014) [-]
i do, i love skyrim but i wanna play with you and its cool.
User avatar #770 to #769 - syrianassassin (07/21/2014) [-]
not now i swear
User avatar #771 to #770 - lulzfornigeriagirl (07/21/2014) [-]
okay later then man just try the tutorial...
#751 - captainlevi (07/15/2014) [-]
don't let them use your people as their toolr
#749 - captainlevi (07/15/2014) [-]
Reminder of what must be done.
and that Europe is for the Europeans
#750 to #749 - syrianassassin (07/15/2014) [-]
FOR GLORY OF GOD
#748 - joshlol (07/15/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #746 - joshlol (07/13/2014) [-]
you're so fabulous and sparkly that I want to squirt my dried cum on your toes
User avatar #745 - alekksandar (07/13/2014) [-]
toes toes toes toes toes
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User avatar #743 - tranquilizer (07/12/2014) [-]
Open the floor
Get on the shore
Rectally devastate syrianassassin
With a Scandinavian metal door
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