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syrianassassin

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Facebook Profile: Only fools would join this
Youtube Channel: Anyone join this need to get beheaded
Steam Profile: I love steamy jews
Consoles Owned: PS1,PS2,PS3,PSP
Video Games Played: assassin creed, final fantasy, resident evil, silent hill, fatal frame, digimon world, mega man, parasite eve, alone in the dark, red alert, legend of grimrock, sniper elite, call of duty, battle field, command and conquer generals, and more....
X-box Gamertag: Burn-Box
PSN: Beheading
Interests: Islamism, Takbir, Jihad, Destroying Infidels
Date Signed Up:5/31/2012
Last Login:3/03/2015
Location:ISIS
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#5917 - i cant this is a problem me and youre.gaylol agreed t… 1 hour ago on schnizel's profile 0
#10478843 - may the emperor reign for ten thousand years  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10478868 - Detlik (3 hours ago) [-]
There is only the Emperor, and he is our shield and protector.

May his reign be eternal.
#10478833 - 15 years old virgin tight butt 3 hours ago on Autism Board 0
#10478825 - A moment of silence  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on Autism Board +1
#10478836 - Detlik (3 hours ago) [-]
The emperor protects
User avatar #10478843 - syrianassassin (3 hours ago) [-]
may the emperor reign for ten thousand years
User avatar #10478868 - Detlik (3 hours ago) [-]
There is only the Emperor, and he is our shield and protector.

May his reign be eternal.
#5912 - why you guys wont allow me to piss off all the fags from /politics/  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on schnizel's profile 0
User avatar #5915 - schnizel (2 hours ago) [-]
but not always, like once a week
User avatar #5914 - schnizel (2 hours ago) [-]
do it if you want
User avatar #5917 - syrianassassin (1 hour ago) [-]
i cant this is a problem

me and youre.gaylol agreed that i never shitpost that place. its the only place where they, you and others can have fun
#10478763 - Baneblade OUT OF ******* NOWHERE! B…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Autism Board +1
#10478786 - Detlik (3 hours ago) [-]
Baneblade, when you have to make absolutely sure everything around you stays 100% dead
#10478756 - i have seen some heresy 3 hours ago on Autism Board +1
#10478749 - Imperial Guard: Best Vehicles and dont forget the Adeptus mech…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10478759 - invaderfromthesea (3 hours ago) [-]
The only good Space Marines are homebrew Reasonable Marines.
#10478725 - Bitches be like: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD bi… 3 hours ago on Autism Board 0
#10478709 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Autism Board 0
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User avatar #1119 - admin (10/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by syrianassassin
hey we have to regroup on the jidf website
#898 - konradkurze (09/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by syrianassassin
sing it with me Syrry
#2073 - vorasharaptor (13 hours ago) [-]
*drone strikes omar's house*
#2071 to #2070 - syrianassassin (13 hours ago) [-]
stupid goy

wont understand our language
#2072 to #2071 - vorasharaptor (13 hours ago) [-]
i refuse to speak babykiller
#2075 to #2074 - vorasharaptor (13 hours ago) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Oversized lollipops.**
what is omars government secret
#2066 - vorasharaptor (02/28/2015) [-]
work harder communist comrade.....
#2068 to #2067 - vorasharaptor (02/28/2015) [-]
glory to arab soviet union
#2065 - mrpeep (02/28/2015) [-]
Meelad al Hady- Islamic Chant الله أمر جيد. والله يخلصنا.
User avatar #2063 - nelliel (02/26/2015) [-]
ur gay lol
#2060 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll 1, 1-5*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls 3**
what country should syrian fly airplanes into buildings

1: USA
2: england
3: africa
4: israel
5: bosnia
User avatar #2061 to #2060 - syrianassassin (02/25/2015) [-]
no i wont fly in the congo
#2062 to #2061 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
who says you fly, youre just the planner...its others who crash the planes for you
User avatar #2059 - davidavidsan (02/25/2015) [-]
You had me rustled for a second there
#2054 - vorasharaptor (02/24/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Osamu Tezuka, rolling in his grave forever.**
what will syrian bomb next
#2056 to #2055 - vorasharaptor (02/24/2015) [-]
some arabs bomb french cartoonists who mock islam

syrian bombs japanese animators who offend him
#2046 - vorasharaptor (02/24/2015) [-]
*sits down and plays a nasheen for syrry*
User avatar #2047 to #2046 - syrianassassin (02/24/2015) [-]
faggot my life is ******
#2048 to #2047 - vorasharaptor (02/24/2015) [-]
wtf did you do
User avatar #2049 to #2048 - syrianassassin (02/24/2015) [-]
now i have 2 jobs
#2050 to #2049 - vorasharaptor (02/24/2015) [-]
work hard like a good little communist

للوطن
User avatar #2051 to #2050 - syrianassassin (02/24/2015) [-]
from 6AM till 9PM
#2053 to #2051 - vorasharaptor (02/24/2015) [-]
welcome to arab communism
you are a good little worker drone
#2045 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
i shall process syrians into a fruit breakfast spread

aloha snackbar
#2044 - vorasharaptor (02/22/2015) [-]
syrian
can you arrange a plane to crash into someones house.i have someone i want dead
#2036 - tarekmig (02/21/2015) [-]
I can hear sirens outside
I can hear sirens outside
User avatar #2037 to #2036 - syrianassassin (02/21/2015) [-]
snow storm???
User avatar #2038 to #2037 - tarekmig (02/21/2015) [-]
Seems so, it said some **** like "tahdeer, tahdeer, tahdeer, khadan- " and I went somewhere else when it said that, so I couldn't clearly hear it
User avatar #2039 to #2038 - syrianassassin (02/21/2015) [-]
u sure everything now fine?

****** this is snowstorm, i guess god is now happy of us.
User avatar #2040 to #2039 - tarekmig (02/21/2015) [-]
Yea it probably was only for the weather, I noticed something... The sirens were different from the last time they tested it, so it must be each siren for a certain event, so yea it must be something non-dangerous.
User avatar #2041 to #2040 - syrianassassin (02/21/2015) [-]
i hope so. take care

if ********* coming to jordan then it is coming here.
User avatar #2042 to #2041 - tarekmig (02/21/2015) [-]
You too.
Good thing it wasn't IS, I mean, how can they even attack a single country if they can't even fly planes.
#2043 to #2042 - syrianassassin (02/21/2015) [-]
yes yes how would they?????   
   
they are like the fourth crusade with the sack of Constantinople.   
   
they will come out of nowhere.   
   
anyway ISIS isnt a new thing, ya know that right???
yes yes how would they?????

they are like the fourth crusade with the sack of Constantinople.

they will come out of nowhere.

anyway ISIS isnt a new thing, ya know that right???
#2034 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
allahu akbar
User avatar #1982 - tarekmig (02/19/2015) [-]
Sup, its snowing hardcore here
User avatar #2028 to #1982 - cognosceteipsum (02/20/2015) [-]
Lol, you're a sand? This is too rich
User avatar #2029 to #2028 - tarekmig (02/20/2015) [-]
Huh? No, I am a tourist going to dead sea and Petra, plus aquaba on the way. I came from the Ukraine.
User avatar #2030 to #2029 - cognosceteipsum (02/20/2015) [-]
Huh. Yeah, well, that is too rich too
User avatar #2031 to #2030 - tarekmig (02/20/2015) [-]
Wait, who are you? do I know you though?
User avatar #2032 to #2031 - cognosceteipsum (02/20/2015) [-]
Nah. Not really
User avatar #2033 to #2032 - tarekmig (02/20/2015) [-]
Oh well...
User avatar #2005 to #1982 - syrianassassin (02/19/2015) [-]
***** there must be a tax

this is why Jordan is more expensive than kuwait.
User avatar #2006 to #2005 - tarekmig (02/19/2015) [-]
Probably around 1-2 JD
How much does it cost in kuwait?
User avatar #2008 to #2007 - tarekmig (02/19/2015) [-]
8.250 what?
User avatar #2010 to #2009 - tarekmig (02/19/2015) [-]
Technically thats almost the same price.
User avatar #2011 to #2010 - syrianassassin (02/19/2015) [-]
more expensive in 1.5
User avatar #2012 to #2011 - tarekmig (02/19/2015) [-]
8.250 KWD to JD = 19.77
Price in Jordan = 19.95
Damn lucky you for having a 18 khersh cheaper meal
Even though the value of JD and the KWD is jumping up and down, originally it meant to be the same.
User avatar #2013 to #2012 - syrianassassin (02/19/2015) [-]
the problem is not here

the problem is compared is the tax

like wtf is most of stuff bought need also to give some tax
User avatar #2025 to #2013 - compared (02/20/2015) [-]
Thanks a lot for using a comparison, hope you are well.
User avatar #2026 to #2025 - syrianassassin (02/20/2015) [-]
uh huh hi
User avatar #2014 to #2013 - tarekmig (02/19/2015) [-]
The ******* tax in Virgin mega store is crazy, its because of the US - Jordan shipping tax.
User avatar #2015 to #2014 - syrianassassin (02/19/2015) [-]
we dont tax in here

like wut is tax anyway??

i pay the price for what it is priced
User avatar #2016 to #2015 - tarekmig (02/19/2015) [-]
I am not sure about tax here
It's probably 1 JD
The taxes help the country grow and pay for its needs, free medical care, free education, etc.
User avatar #2017 to #2016 - syrianassassin (02/19/2015) [-]
not in here


healthcare here is cheap here
User avatar #2018 to #2017 - tarekmig (02/19/2015) [-]
Do you have free education?
User avatar #2019 to #2018 - syrianassassin (02/19/2015) [-]
noo

only for certain people.
User avatar #2020 to #2019 - tarekmig (02/19/2015) [-]
Well, we do have free education in here, and I think what you mean is when someone takes a free exam when registering to a school, if he gets a good grade he gonna get free eduation, right? We have that too, in all schools, except free ones.
User avatar #2021 to #2020 - syrianassassin (02/19/2015) [-]
this is what iwanna say abou tcertain people
User avatar #1983 to #1982 - syrianassassin (02/19/2015) [-]
i have 70% of my family in jordan and i know it is
User avatar #1984 to #1983 - tarekmig (02/19/2015) [-]
Why aren't you in Jordan tho?
#1985 to #1984 - syrianassassin (02/19/2015) [-]
yah

why dont i move to more expensive life and more **** tier than kuwait??
User avatar #1986 to #1985 - tarekmig (02/19/2015) [-]
Because we can protect you from ISIS? And we actually have a weather? And we are have stuff shipped from the outside of the middle east?
#1987 to #1986 - syrianassassin (02/19/2015) [-]
>Because we can protect you from ISIS   
i think this has no need.   
   
>And we actually have a weather   
enjoy staying at home   
   
>And we are have stuff shipped from the outside of the middle east?   
we dont?
>Because we can protect you from ISIS
i think this has no need.

>And we actually have a weather
enjoy staying at home

>And we are have stuff shipped from the outside of the middle east?
we dont?
User avatar #1988 to #1987 - tarekmig (02/19/2015) [-]
>Enjoy staying at home
Enjoy your 30 C and sand storms
>We don't?
I doubt anybody would be shipping things to there.
User avatar #1989 to #1988 - syrianassassin (02/19/2015) [-]
its wise to live in hot area but not in cold area. at least we can take a shower without waiting hours for the water to melt

dont worry we have allot of stuff not from your country. even our university gives your AOU instead they give us
User avatar #1990 to #1989 - tarekmig (02/19/2015) [-]
>Jordan
>Cold
Oh man its freezing in Aquaba, Also, did they ship any storage water heaters to kuwait yet? Because we sure have those, so not only we can shower, but we can also have hot water. Also, what? Arab Open University is located in Jordan, don't see why anybody would want to go to kuwait just to study in the same thing.
#1991 to #1990 - syrianassassin (02/19/2015) [-]
yah man cant wait to see the electricity bills with taxes

we are the HQ
User avatar #1992 to #1991 - tarekmig (02/19/2015) [-]
>yah man cant wait to see the electricity bills with taxes
I suggest turning your fan off, then.
Also, damn, a single university in a whole country, that is shared with another country, we have a bunch more universities here.
User avatar #1993 to #1992 - syrianassassin (02/19/2015) [-]
>saving electricity
gotta turn on all the power and pay 5-8KD per 3 months

User avatar #1995 to #1993 - tarekmig (02/19/2015) [-]
>why dont i move to more expensive life
I can't see what is so expensive in Jordan in here
User avatar #1996 to #1995 - syrianassassin (02/19/2015) [-]
how much does a KFC family bucket of 21 piece of chicken with 10 bread buns, 2 french fried steak spicy, 2 coleslaw and one big bottle of pepsi?
User avatar #1998 to #1996 - tarekmig (02/19/2015) [-]
For example, it can get you a job, or even inslave you... jesus.
User avatar #1999 to #1998 - syrianassassin (02/19/2015) [-]
i asked for a question and i expected an answer

how much does it cost?
User avatar #2000 to #1999 - tarekmig (02/19/2015) [-]
I have no idea, wait let me get the KFC menu
User avatar #2001 to #2000 - syrianassassin (02/19/2015) [-]
2K get :^)
User avatar #2002 to #2001 - tarekmig (02/19/2015) [-]
19.95 JOD
User avatar #2003 to #2002 - syrianassassin (02/19/2015) [-]
without the tax??
User avatar #2004 to #2003 - tarekmig (02/19/2015) [-]
Dunno, it just says 19.95 JOD in the menu thingy
User avatar #1997 to #1996 - tarekmig (02/19/2015) [-]
It does much.
User avatar #1994 to #1993 - tarekmig (02/19/2015) [-]
I guess there are some minuses in living in a 7 room apartment.
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