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User avatar #1119 - admin (10/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by syrianassassin
hey we have to regroup on the jidf website
#898 - konradkurze (09/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by syrianassassin
sing it with me Syrry
#1196 - animeasseveryday (13 hours ago) [-]
You have subscribed to animeasseveryday! Here is your jewish ass as a gift!

It's snipys btw
User avatar #1197 to #1196 - syrianassassin ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
ooo

banned or trolling?
User avatar #1198 to #1197 - animeasseveryday (13 hours ago) [-]
I believe in ass master race so just screwing around and showing the gloriousness that is the ass.
User avatar #1199 to #1198 - syrianassassin ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
hahaha
#1193 - konradkurze (21 hours ago) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
has syrianassassin joined ISIS
User avatar #1194 to #1193 - syrianassassin ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
eww


i will be in kuwait in friday.
User avatar #1195 to #1194 - konradkurze (21 hours ago) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
is syrian running away like a bitch?
User avatar #1191 - assdoreponyfucker (10/23/2014) [-]
I showed my mom this song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThjmAEzT8S0
and she thinks I'm gonna join isis
my dad says the government will come bomb our house because i clicked that video lol
User avatar #1192 to #1191 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
lel
#1190 - thewillow (10/22/2014) [-]
**thewillow sniffs**

Shekels.
User avatar #1188 - jewmad (10/21/2014) [-]
I love you
User avatar #1189 to #1188 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
me too <3
#1186 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/21/2014) [-]
Get a load of this guy.
Get a load of this guy.
User avatar #1187 to #1186 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
hi anon
#1167 - deficiency (10/20/2014) [-]
How does it feel to be a ******** sand flea?
User avatar #1168 to #1167 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
more better than you
User avatar #1169 to #1168 - deficiency (10/20/2014) [-]
you syrian?
User avatar #1170 to #1169 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
yup
#1171 to #1170 - deficiency (10/20/2014) [-]
where do you live?
since i'm assuming you don't actually live in rubble.
User avatar #1172 to #1171 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
i live in kuwait

but currently in Damascus waiting for my passport
#1173 to #1172 - deficiency (10/20/2014) [-]
haboob
you have a pretty similar situation.

i'm from leb and lived in dubai until recently
User avatar #1174 to #1173 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
where from lebanon?
User avatar #1175 to #1174 - deficiency (10/20/2014) [-]
dat beirut swag
#1177 to #1176 - deficiency (10/20/2014) [-]
i'm a kifak cava what you gonna do?
#1178 to #1177 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
what what is kifak cava


explain mr beruiti
User avatar #1179 to #1178 - deficiency (10/20/2014) [-]
"Hiiii, kifak?! Cavaa?!"
User avatar #1180 to #1179 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
oh kifak i got it

cava idk what language you arab jews speak.

but yah gg nice to meet you :^)

have skype?
#1181 to #1180 - deficiency (10/20/2014) [-]
we pretty much are the jews of the arab world.
But at least we have Syrian slaves.
Also you guys are coming in by the butt load, as if having palestinian refugees wasnt bad enough.

cava is how are you in french.
it's basically lebanese that speak french, arabic and english at the same time.

Yeah man.
kmakkawi1
#1182 to #1181 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
>syrian slaves

ahahahhahahahahaha

oh well. **** gonna get real :^)

and being french and speaking that language

La Faguette
User avatar #1185 to #1182 - faguette (10/20/2014) [-]
stop mentioning me
#1183 to #1182 - deficiency (10/20/2014) [-]
You guys are pretty much are working force.
The indians of kuweit.
The syrians of lebanon.

#1184 to #1183 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
&gt;TFW i can come to lebanon under the name of arab open university and 						****					 						****					 up.
>TFW i can come to lebanon under the name of arab open university and **** **** up.
User avatar #1166 - Conquistador (10/19/2014) [-]
Ay yo, Omar. Is someone else on your skype account?
User avatar #1164 - konradkurze (10/19/2014) [-]
قاتل السورية هو مثلي الجنس
#1161 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #1163 to #1161 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
thank u anon
#1162 to #1161 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/19/2014) [-]
i recommend you watch it in 4k
User avatar #1158 - joshlol (10/18/2014) [-]






#1157 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/17/2014) [-]
i see.
User avatar #1149 - Marker (10/16/2014) [-]
So, let me get this straight. You're not dead?
User avatar #1150 to #1149 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
nyet

but look below for information
#1129 - caffeinecommissar (10/16/2014) [-]
Did I do good comrade?

Yes , I'm blue (dabadeedabadaa) / No , I usually don't discuss religion on Facebook / Maybe , I should stop going there altogether ?
#1130 to #1129 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
POST THAT ON RELIGION


AND CREATE MASSIVE BUTTHURT
User avatar #1131 to #1130 - caffeinecommissar (10/16/2014) [-]
You go ahead and post it, I'm still surprised how easily he lined up my shots for me.
User avatar #1132 to #1131 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
no you go

let them see a new enemy
User avatar #1133 to #1132 - caffeinecommissar (10/16/2014) [-]
What good is a new ally if he spends most of the time scratching his balls though?
#1134 to #1133 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
scratching my balls >.>??


***** go see the religion and and see a massive ********* i created. and i won and the fool ran away could not say what is the real bible.

even anon could not help but go in a circlejerking
User avatar #1135 to #1134 - caffeinecommissar (10/16/2014) [-]
No, I'm busy scratching MY balls, well - I can start scratching your balls too if you want.

Oh well, I'll post it and see the reactions.
#1136 to #1135 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
now i wait for the lulz
User avatar #1137 to #1136 - caffeinecommissar (10/16/2014) [-]
Sure, I just have to write a comment on the similarities between Slovenia and Slovakia first.

I'll link my religion-post here once it has been made.
#1138 to #1137 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
dis gonna b gud
User avatar #1139 to #1138 - caffeinecommissar (10/16/2014) [-]
Disregard my statement on writing a comment on Slovenia/Slovakia, just realised it wasn't needed so here is a link to my post on the religion board:
www.funnyjunk.com/religion/89486#89486
User avatar #1140 to #1139 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
bretty gud!

im sure some atheist fag will come with total ******** , so prepare the logical fallacy of MUH ATHEISM.

plus, make sure there is a 85% of a chance when you try to convince them, it wont work. because it is like trying to chew gum with your asshole (IMPOSSIBLE)

check this now www.funnyjunk.com/religion/89328#89328
www.funnyjunk.com/religion/89280#89280
User avatar #1144 to #1140 - caffeinecommissar (10/16/2014) [-]
I'll read and respond to the second thread later, I don't know exactly when, but I'm heading out soon so the response to it will be rather late no matter what.
#1141 to #1140 - caffeinecommissar (10/16/2014) [-]
First link, first thread:
1. "Roman Catholic tend to use King James' Version."
No they ******* don't, King James' Version is predominantly used by the Church of England - a protestant church, I mean for ***** sake the translation was commissioned by King James IV&I (The fifth in England and the first in Scotland) who was a protestant king - it is one of the contributing causes to the Gunpowder Plot. It is however true that the Protestants in America tend to use the New International Version.

2. "start reading from the title THE PRINTING CONDITIONS OF 1611"
Suddenly the revision in 1769 never took place?
Look the Bible is just as valid as the Quran, but we have to acknowledge that those books (both of them) has been revised accordingly. Different people has different views; how else can you explain it when you see fundamentalists tell people that the only way to divorce a woman is to have her stoned to death while the Surat Aţ-Ţalāq 65:1-12 says otherwise?
My aunt is a priestess and when I told her my favourite part of the bible is "2. Timothy 2:23" she asked: "And you've checked that it is also in the edition endorsed by Bibleselskabet [Bible Society of Denmark: Responsible for translating, revising and publishing the official Bible in Danish]? Otherwise it is technically heresy." - It is in the official Danish Bible though, so I'm a heretic for entirely different reasons.

To be continued...
#1142 to #1141 - caffeinecommissar (10/16/2014) [-]
3. &quot;God Himself wrote the Bible through Humans. Does that help?&quot;   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc - 						******					, that kind of idiocracy is why people don't take theists serious.   
The Catholic bible was &quot;written&quot; by one of the many ecumenical councils: They decided what was canon and what was fanfiction.   
The Protestant bible was written/translated by Martin Luther during the reformation when he wanted the bible (previously only available in Latin which was only spoken by the clergy) to be understandable by the peasants: While most people still couldn't read, the fact that the priest was now reading out loud in a language they understood could arguably help them follow the scriptures better.   
The Quran was written by Mohammed, while yes he was under the &quot;influence of Allah/God&quot; the muslims usually consider the Quran evidence of his prophethood because he wrote it.   
   
4. &quot;a messenger of god walking naked infront the people for 3 years as a order of god. the 						****					 is wrong with you people?&quot; (your quote by the way)   
A lot actually. Do people think I was born this pessimistic?   
   
5. The whole walking naked thing in general.   
Okay, so we have earliest known case of a streaker, now a days we do it for the attention; apparently back then people couldn't give less of a 						****					 even if they tried so he had to do it for years and say &quot;God made me do it&quot; before people fed the troll.   
So we also have the earliest known case of a fail troll. And we all know that a fail troll is a moron.   
   
To be continued...
3. "God Himself wrote the Bible through Humans. Does that help?"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc - ****** , that kind of idiocracy is why people don't take theists serious.
The Catholic bible was "written" by one of the many ecumenical councils: They decided what was canon and what was fanfiction.
The Protestant bible was written/translated by Martin Luther during the reformation when he wanted the bible (previously only available in Latin which was only spoken by the clergy) to be understandable by the peasants: While most people still couldn't read, the fact that the priest was now reading out loud in a language they understood could arguably help them follow the scriptures better.
The Quran was written by Mohammed, while yes he was under the "influence of Allah/God" the muslims usually consider the Quran evidence of his prophethood because he wrote it.

4. "a messenger of god walking naked infront the people for 3 years as a order of god. the **** is wrong with you people?" (your quote by the way)
A lot actually. Do people think I was born this pessimistic?

5. The whole walking naked thing in general.
Okay, so we have earliest known case of a streaker, now a days we do it for the attention; apparently back then people couldn't give less of a **** even if they tried so he had to do it for years and say "God made me do it" before people fed the troll.
So we also have the earliest known case of a fail troll. And we all know that a fail troll is a moron.

To be continued...
#1143 to #1142 - caffeinecommissar (10/16/2014) [-]
First link, second thread:   
6. The whole &quot;which bible is the true bible.&quot;   
If I read another discussion like that, I'll need an aspirin or a new table since my forehead soon will be introduced to my current table... repeatedly.   
Why the 						****					 do people insist there is one true Bible? Even if there is one true Bible most of it was written millenia ago, same goes for the Quran - it was written a millenia and a half ago. Times change, we can read and memorise any holy scriptures from now and 'till Ragnarok/Rapture/Surat At-Takwīr happens, but if we don't use the texts to make ourselves (not others) better people we might as well memorise 						******					 						********************					 fan fiction.   
   
7. &quot;I want to know what are we talking about all christians. At any moment someone will tell me something different about the bible of his and other one will do the same.&quot; (your quote)   
The only thing all Christians have in common is the belief that Jesus of Nazareth was/is the messiah. Anything else is because some faggots back in 7 B.C.-33 A.D.'s Palestine couldn't listen up when given a group message.   
   
8. &quot;Truest = Truest&quot;   
...someone owes me an aspirin, I spent three years warping my mind around the non-dualistic world view and yet I still run into 						****					 like this. There is no such thing as an objective truth - truth depends on the perspective and that is an entirely subjective point of view. We can find a common truth to agree on all of us, but ultimately our world view is influenced by ourselves as humans. A crump of bread is trivial to a human, but to an ant it is a feast.   
To practise a religion is called to believe and not to know for a reason.   
   
...finished.
First link, second thread:
6. The whole "which bible is the true bible."
If I read another discussion like that, I'll need an aspirin or a new table since my forehead soon will be introduced to my current table... repeatedly.
Why the **** do people insist there is one true Bible? Even if there is one true Bible most of it was written millenia ago, same goes for the Quran - it was written a millenia and a half ago. Times change, we can read and memorise any holy scriptures from now and 'till Ragnarok/Rapture/Surat At-Takwīr happens, but if we don't use the texts to make ourselves (not others) better people we might as well memorise ****** ******************** fan fiction.

7. "I want to know what are we talking about all christians. At any moment someone will tell me something different about the bible of his and other one will do the same." (your quote)
The only thing all Christians have in common is the belief that Jesus of Nazareth was/is the messiah. Anything else is because some faggots back in 7 B.C.-33 A.D.'s Palestine couldn't listen up when given a group message.

8. "Truest = Truest"
...someone owes me an aspirin, I spent three years warping my mind around the non-dualistic world view and yet I still run into **** like this. There is no such thing as an objective truth - truth depends on the perspective and that is an entirely subjective point of view. We can find a common truth to agree on all of us, but ultimately our world view is influenced by ourselves as humans. A crump of bread is trivial to a human, but to an ant it is a feast.
To practise a religion is called to believe and not to know for a reason.

...finished.
#1145 to #1143 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
holy **** ***** the best commented comments on the comments.

now you see why god send to the quran?

to answer Christianity and Judaism and solve the problem.

one book
one god
one religion

as come daily to this ****** storms with some christians. and the fag said i will go and come again. he came 6 times this day and veer replied to me.

plus the Christians i knew call him brain-damaged and dont take the **** seriously. but i do it as a defense.

as much i love Christians as Muslims as much i see assholes of them.
#1147 to #1145 - caffeinecommissar (10/16/2014) [-]
There is a good reason why I've begun avoiding religious forums (mfw I accidentally enter one), every belief has some idiots with their heads up their own asses.   
   
Jews: &quot;We're the chosen people&quot; - yeah explain why God let the Holocaust happen then.   
Christians: &quot;We follow the messiah&quot; - the best argument I hear in favour of Jesus being the messiah is that we nailed him to a cross because let's face it: Mankind would totally do that if the messiah arrived: *Bam!* &quot;'sup fags? I'm the messiah, God has tasked me with telling you to stop being dicks!&quot; *tumbleweed rolls by*  &quot;...KILL HIM!!&quot; - song related: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK1hRguQYgk   
Muslims: &quot;Islam is a religion of peace! [killALLtheinfidels.png]&quot; - most muslims are pretty cool guys, but you have an absurdly vocal minority.   
Buddhists: &quot;No, WE are a religion of peace! Chill out broseph, live and let live.&quot; - yeah, let's conveniently disregard the many extremely violent Buddhists movements.   
Hindus: &quot;This is our God and he has the head of an elephant.&quot; - 						*******					 furries.   
Shinto: &quot;We are the honourable way of the samurai.&quot; - most of Shinto is either taken from other religions or are misinterpretations from the nationalistic era from the 1850es to the 1950es.   
Atheists: &quot;Religion is bad because it tells people how to live their life! We must tell people how to live their life without religion.&quot; - and then they can't even see their own hypocrisy.   
   
Sometimes I feel like we need to revise Christianity, Islam and Judaism so they still remain three separate religions but acknowledges that they all worship the same God. Hell, I'd even argue that Surat Al-Baqarah 2:136 says the same thing, but again: That depends on the interpretation. :-/
There is a good reason why I've begun avoiding religious forums (mfw I accidentally enter one), every belief has some idiots with their heads up their own asses.

Jews: "We're the chosen people" - yeah explain why God let the Holocaust happen then.
Christians: "We follow the messiah" - the best argument I hear in favour of Jesus being the messiah is that we nailed him to a cross because let's face it: Mankind would totally do that if the messiah arrived: *Bam!* "'sup fags? I'm the messiah, God has tasked me with telling you to stop being dicks!" *tumbleweed rolls by* "...KILL HIM!!" - song related: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK1hRguQYgk
Muslims: "Islam is a religion of peace! [killALLtheinfidels.png]" - most muslims are pretty cool guys, but you have an absurdly vocal minority.
Buddhists: "No, WE are a religion of peace! Chill out broseph, live and let live." - yeah, let's conveniently disregard the many extremely violent Buddhists movements.
Hindus: "This is our God and he has the head of an elephant." - ******* furries.
Shinto: "We are the honourable way of the samurai." - most of Shinto is either taken from other religions or are misinterpretations from the nationalistic era from the 1850es to the 1950es.
Atheists: "Religion is bad because it tells people how to live their life! We must tell people how to live their life without religion." - and then they can't even see their own hypocrisy.

Sometimes I feel like we need to revise Christianity, Islam and Judaism so they still remain three separate religions but acknowledges that they all worship the same God. Hell, I'd even argue that Surat Al-Baqarah 2:136 says the same thing, but again: That depends on the interpretation. :-/
#1148 to #1147 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
welcome to religion board of FJ, where you piss in the ocean of piss. as much you say the truth as much they act stupid or bigot.   
   
but you know for me, im gaining points for heaven ;D. and once those fools knew the truth and denies it, they will never fit themselves to heavens.   
   
for the fact, now you know why i destroyed religion board? and turning it into ghost town for a day or week? because of that stupidity.   
   
i recommend you to watch debates of ahmad deddat. good waste of time to know about both sides
welcome to religion board of FJ, where you piss in the ocean of piss. as much you say the truth as much they act stupid or bigot.

but you know for me, im gaining points for heaven ;D. and once those fools knew the truth and denies it, they will never fit themselves to heavens.

for the fact, now you know why i destroyed religion board? and turning it into ghost town for a day or week? because of that stupidity.

i recommend you to watch debates of ahmad deddat. good waste of time to know about both sides
#1151 to #1148 - caffeinecommissar (10/16/2014) [-]
To be fair, my experience with religious and political forums started with a high-point ten years ago on a small Danish forum, with an excellent community. Probably excellent due to the heavy moderation - many of the posts tolerated on FJ wouldn't have been tolerated there, example given, posts like:
">implying *something* <linebreak> lol u r stoopid 4 not agreeing w/ moi!!"
Not posts like:
"*quote* <linebreak> But that is stupid because of *insert argument here*"

I'm going to stay clear of the boards on FJ as much as possible though, I'm not here to discuss things, I'm here to amuse myself with funny pictures.
User avatar #1156 to #1151 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
i can help

all i need is a truthful heart of yours.
#1154 to #1151 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
looks like hell will be filled more than heaven
looks like hell will be filled more than heaven
User avatar #1155 to #1154 - caffeinecommissar (10/16/2014) [-]
Don't tell konradkurzy but that gives me a reason to continue smoking - I'll wind up in Hell before the real-estate prices sky-rocket.

No way I'll end up in Heaven no matter how I look at it.
User avatar #1152 to #1151 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
haha

take a look at this bard

i turned it into scientific theory board
User avatar #1153 to #1152 - caffeinecommissar (10/16/2014) [-]
You're lucky we live in an age where anti-theism is high fashion. Moronic theists are shunned by intelligent theists - moronic anti-theists are applauded by intelligent anti-theists. Gives you more idiots to bash.
User avatar #1146 to #1145 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
never replied to me*
#1121 - fizzor (10/15/2014) [-]
Oy veeeeeeeey
Oy veeeeeeeey
#1123 to #1122 - fizzor (10/15/2014) [-]
you anti-semitic goy
Remember the 900 trillion
User avatar #1128 to #1123 - deviousdanish (10/16/2014) [-]
I think you mean 900 Gorillion.
User avatar #1116 - songemot (10/15/2014) [-]
Oh **** , he's alive.
#1117 to #1116 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
thank god
User avatar #1096 - megpoidgumibear (10/14/2014) [-]
you survived?
User avatar #1097 to #1096 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
look below

and yes i am alive. thank god
User avatar #1098 to #1097 - megpoidgumibear (10/14/2014) [-]
you are going to KAWAII-t.

what languages do you speak? i need to know.
User avatar #1099 to #1098 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
arabic and english
User avatar #1100 to #1099 - megpoidgumibear (10/14/2014) [-]
ov vey
i can speak a bit arabic
talk to me in arabic.
User avatar #1101 to #1100 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
mn ween enta?
User avatar #1102 to #1101 - megpoidgumibear (10/14/2014) [-]
UK.
see?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
User avatar #1103 to #1102 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
momtaz wallah

wo sho khalak te3ref 3arabi ya zalame?
User avatar #1104 to #1103 - megpoidgumibear (10/14/2014) [-]
me mum
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
User avatar #1105 to #1104 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
3andak skype?
User avatar #1107 to #1106 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
aha

enta mn UK.

wa mama mn ween, sorya??

just curious , cause nice to see someone can talk arab from UK
User avatar #1108 to #1107 - megpoidgumibear (10/14/2014) [-]
idk
she dk
she got adopted
User avatar #1109 to #1108 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
ohh ok sorry for dat

nice to meet ya and this is the first time we talk and we are friends
User avatar #1110 to #1109 - megpoidgumibear (10/14/2014) [-]
nothing to be sorry about.
if she stayed in whatever she'd be bombed by freedom.
also, i look pretty irish while my dad's dutch and my mom is idk
#1111 to #1110 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
arab dutch irish mix.

good goyim
User avatar #1113 to #1112 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
bai bai

talk to me anytime

and visit /religion/ anytime for daily *********
User avatar #1125 to #1113 - megpoidgumibear (10/15/2014) [-]
allahu ackbar
jk
**** you
User avatar #1126 to #1125 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
hahahahahaha

look how relevant am i today

BUAHAHUAUHAHAUHAUH
User avatar #1127 to #1126 - megpoidgumibear (10/15/2014) [-]
you should've died back there d00d
#1089 - bestfoxgirl (10/14/2014) [-]
Good job being alive
Good job being alive
#1090 to #1089 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
thank you babe.

but i broke my arm and had surgery.

forever steel inside it.
#1091 to #1090 - bestfoxgirl (10/14/2014) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that. But at least you got through it, that's just brilliant
User avatar #1165 to #1091 - Conquistador (10/19/2014) [-]
Top lel.
#1092 to #1091 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
waiting for my passport now

all i need my passport then fly to kuwait
User avatar #1093 to #1092 - bestfoxgirl (10/14/2014) [-]
Well, good luck. And I hope you know how to read these arabic runes, cause the wifi passwords will all be in it, and we need you on FJ
User avatar #1094 to #1093 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
im arab lel.

and trust me i have been into allot of **** .. i was trying to call my friend and those sounds keep appearing. he recorded them

picosong.com/9t9T/
picosong.com/9TRN/
User avatar #1086 - ribocoon (10/13/2014) [-]
Why are there so many people here?
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