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Age: 22
Facebook Profile: i hate fagbook
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Steam Profile: not even a single one
Consoles Owned: PS1,PS2,PS3,PSP
Video Games Played: assassin creed, final fantasy, resident evil, silent hill, fatal frame, digimon world, mega man, parasite eve, alone in the dark, red alert, legend of grimrock, sniper elite, call of duty, battle field, command and conquer generals, and more....
X-box Gamertag: i dislike xbox
PSN: OmarHawilo
Interests: add me D;
Date Signed Up:5/31/2012
Last Login:11/27/2014
Location:Kuwait Hawali AlNogra
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#10116630 - sometime and someday you will have the ability to do so  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #10116631 - novabird (13 hours ago) [-]
hopefully.
#10116623 - oh.  [+] (3 new replies) 13 hours ago on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #10116627 - novabird (13 hours ago) [-]
eyup, i would really enjoy doing so though...-_-
User avatar #10116630 - syrianassassin (13 hours ago) [-]
sometime and someday you will have the ability to do so
User avatar #10116631 - novabird (13 hours ago) [-]
hopefully.
#10114498 - i miss insulation 22 hours ago on autism autism autism autism +1
#10114485 - Picture 22 hours ago on autism autism autism autism +1
#10114480 - gas kikes  [+] (2 new replies) 22 hours ago on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #10114484 - istrollid (22 hours ago) [-]
now is not a time to be a faggot this a matter of life and death
#10114485 - syrianassassin (22 hours ago) [-]
#10114473 - kondradkurze  [+] (4 new replies) 22 hours ago on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #10114478 - istrollid (22 hours ago) [-]
u german or what?
User avatar #10114480 - syrianassassin (22 hours ago) [-]
gas kikes
User avatar #10114484 - istrollid (22 hours ago) [-]
now is not a time to be a faggot this a matter of life and death
#10114485 - syrianassassin (22 hours ago) [-]
#10114420 - i think so. 22 hours ago on autism autism autism autism +1
#10114411 - LEAVE ALASKA ALONE  [+] (2 new replies) 22 hours ago on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #10114418 - shrekissorry (22 hours ago) [-]
alaska should be part of canada
User avatar #10114420 - syrianassassin (22 hours ago) [-]
i think so.
#10114391 - americans come confirm this  [+] (7 new replies) 22 hours ago on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #10114437 - faguette (22 hours ago) [-]
massachusetts has the best drivers, it's you that suck
User avatar #10114422 - medewu (22 hours ago) [-]
Well, yes New Mexicans aren't really Anti-Social because everyone either knows everyone or knows someone from their family.
User avatar #10114409 - shrekissorry (22 hours ago) [-]
y is alaska on the bottom? canada is above the usa..idots
User avatar #10114411 - syrianassassin (22 hours ago) [-]
LEAVE ALASKA ALONE
User avatar #10114418 - shrekissorry (22 hours ago) [-]
alaska should be part of canada
User avatar #10114420 - syrianassassin (22 hours ago) [-]
i think so.
User avatar #10114404 - russianxbear (22 hours ago) [-]
ny dpends on time of day and what you're taking car, train, bike etc.
#10114378 - this was made in home i can assure you look at the carvings  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #10114382 - sonatadusk (22 hours ago) [-]
I know, it was off a deviant art.

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User avatar #1119 - admin (10/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by syrianassassin
hey we have to regroup on the jidf website
#898 - konradkurze (09/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by syrianassassin
sing it with me Syrry
User avatar #1455 - lucoryphus (11/26/2014) [-]
wake up arab
#1456 to #1455 - syrianassassin (11/26/2014) [-]
who are you
who are you
#1457 to #1456 - lucoryphus (11/26/2014) [-]
youre not real bright are you syrry?
can even guess
User avatar #1459 to #1458 - konradkurze (11/26/2014) [-]
**konradkurze kills syrianassassin with a kibbeh**
#1460 to #1459 - syrianassassin (11/26/2014) [-]
***** im serious because im in a serious ****** up ****


thIs printer not working

****
User avatar #1462 to #1461 - syrianassassin (11/26/2014) [-]
i did it

the IT are useless

and ******* printer i want to throw it out piece of ****

HP company produce the worst kind of any products.

worse than those chinese battery cars.
#1463 to #1462 - konradkurze (11/26/2014) [-]
bought HP hardware   
   
you silly kebab
bought HP hardware

you silly kebab
User avatar #1464 to #1463 - syrianassassin (11/26/2014) [-]
not me

the university...
User avatar #1465 to #1464 - konradkurze (11/26/2014) [-]
then your uni SUCKS
User avatar #1466 to #1465 - syrianassassin (11/26/2014) [-]
i will order laser printer and a scanner

**** ******* inkjet

useless ink hungry jewish bastards
User avatar #1467 to #1466 - konradkurze (11/26/2014) [-]
syrian's jihad rage

ITS OVER 9000!!!!
User avatar #1454 - lucoryphus (11/26/2014) [-]
**lucoryphus rolled user differentone **
syrianassassin will bomb this person
User avatar #1449 - konradkurze (11/25/2014) [-]
time for a syrianassassin moment

C&C Generals - "AK47s for everyone!"
User avatar #1450 to #1449 - syrianassassin (11/25/2014) [-]
you got the points right?
User avatar #1451 to #1450 - konradkurze (11/25/2014) [-]
yeah i got them

you win 2 million baklavas
#1452 to #1451 - syrianassassin (11/25/2014) [-]
now use them for the holocaust
User avatar #1453 to #1452 - konradkurze (11/25/2014) [-]
kill jews with baklava?

not very kosher
User avatar #1445 - konradkurze (11/24/2014) [-]
مرحبا يا صديقي

can i have your FJ points
#1446 to #1445 - syrianassassin (11/24/2014) [-]
so what will you do with them?
so what will you do with them?
#1447 to #1446 - konradkurze (11/24/2014) [-]
buy gold so jews cant have it
#1448 to #1447 - syrianassassin (11/24/2014) [-]
ok.   
   
how to trade?
ok.

how to trade?
User avatar #1440 - aldkai ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
**** jews
#1442 to #1441 - aldkai ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
I liek u now.
#1444 to #1443 - aldkai ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
*tips nose*
*tips nose*
User avatar #1435 - konradkurze (11/24/2014) [-]
*collects all the chickpea plants in syria and burns them all*

no more felafels for you
#1436 to #1435 - syrianassassin (11/24/2014) [-]
im going to burn all the wine factories in your area.
User avatar #1437 to #1436 - konradkurze (11/24/2014) [-]
* germany
* wine

lol kebab doesnt know germans
#1438 to #1437 - syrianassassin (11/24/2014) [-]
oh what do you all drink?
#1439 to #1438 - konradkurze (11/24/2014) [-]
idk...whats that stuff we drink ********* of during oktoberfest?

if you really dont know...i question how isolated syria is to now know what other countries enjoy

#1434 - kingalister (11/24/2014) [-]
**kingalister rolls 128** Perfect every time
**kingalister rolls 128** Perfect every time
#1432 to #1431 - syrianassassin (11/23/2014) [-]
you are asking you war
User avatar #1433 to #1432 - konradkurze (11/23/2014) [-]
hell nazis would be nicer to you than americans
User avatar #1426 - gugek ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
#1427 to #1426 - syrianassassin (11/22/2014) [-]
to make it clear.

this is the ********* day ever. the worst day as always, Saturday.

the most boring, slowest, pathetic day of the week.
User avatar #1428 to #1427 - gugek ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
To make it clear.

This is the ******** day ever cause you're letting it be it. Doesn't matter if its saturday.

find something to do, Don't be negative.
#1429 to #1428 - syrianassassin (11/22/2014) [-]
BUT THERE IS NOTHING TO DO IN HERE!   
   
this is the problem.   
   
no work.   
this country is so 						*******					 small in order to find something to do.   
i played games like 6 hours now.   
watched full season of gravity falls.   
and the whole family busy with whatsapp which i dont like.
BUT THERE IS NOTHING TO DO IN HERE!

this is the problem.

no work.
this country is so ******* small in order to find something to do.
i played games like 6 hours now.
watched full season of gravity falls.
and the whole family busy with whatsapp which i dont like.
User avatar #1430 to #1429 - gugek ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Syrian, you're alive. Stop complaining. I'm sorry you're bored but that doesn't mean its the worst day. That's lame as **** yo.
User avatar #1425 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
*jams Syrian in a wooden packing crate and ships him to haifa*
User avatar #1423 - thewillow (11/21/2014) [-]
I'm thinking of starting a band. What do you think of the name 'Shekelback'?
User avatar #1416 - konradkurze (11/21/2014) [-]
*prods Syrian's flabby tummy*
#1417 to #1416 - syrianassassin (11/21/2014) [-]
i hope you are doing this with shekels
User avatar #1418 to #1417 - konradkurze (11/21/2014) [-]
no im paying you with riyals
User avatar #1419 to #1418 - syrianassassin (11/21/2014) [-]
>riyals

get this cheap **** away from me!

i only work with Kuwait Dinars
User avatar #1420 to #1419 - konradkurze (11/21/2014) [-]
fine ill pay you with schnizels Reichsmarks
#1414 - deficiency (11/20/2014) [-]
Islam is disgusting and needs to be put down.   
   
You will be purged when the day comes.   
   
Goodbye.
Islam is disgusting and needs to be put down.

You will be purged when the day comes.

Goodbye.
#1411 - alimais ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1413 to #1411 - syrianassassin (11/20/2014) [-]
those are good things
User avatar #1402 - gugek ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
Good morning. Have a fantastic day.
User avatar #1403 to #1402 - syrianassassin (11/18/2014) [-]
aww thank you bro.

and you too have a fantastic day.
User avatar #1404 to #1403 - gugek ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
no problem homie.
#1387 - konradkurze (11/18/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 6**
does syrianassassin live to stir **** with people
User avatar #1389 to #1388 - konradkurze (11/18/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 4**
will syrianassassin ever stop trolling people
User avatar #1391 to #1390 - konradkurze (11/18/2014) [-]
* be syriassassin
* visit FJ
* troll the **** out of americans
* -
* profit
#1392 to #1391 - syrianassassin (11/18/2014) [-]
troll the 						****					 out of atheists*
troll the **** out of atheists*
User avatar #1393 to #1392 - konradkurze (11/18/2014) [-]
atheists.....infidels....americans....
who dont you troll
#1394 to #1393 - syrianassassin (11/18/2014) [-]
it is not about trolling, it is about sending a message.
#1395 to #1394 - konradkurze (11/18/2014) [-]
arab joker.....

jihad with a smile
#1398 to #1397 - syrianassassin (11/18/2014) [-]
saving this video as webm
saving this video as webm
User avatar #1399 to #1398 - konradkurze (11/18/2014) [-]
syrry admitting he rubs his meat.....

User avatar #1401 to #1400 - konradkurze (11/18/2014) [-]
Syrry's life is one big black hole of lonely only plugged for 3 months a year when its okay to not get sex because ramadan
User avatar #1378 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
wake up achmed
User avatar #1379 to #1378 - syrianassassin (11/17/2014) [-]
im studying for the MTA!

discrete mathematics!
User avatar #1380 to #1379 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
study hard
if all else fails....hide a calculator in your turban to cheat at the test
User avatar #1381 to #1380 - syrianassassin (11/17/2014) [-]
صث اشرث اشرث ؤشمؤعمشفثق صهفا عس
User avatar #1383 to #1381 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
الله أكبر
User avatar #1385 to #1383 - syrianassassin (11/17/2014) [-]
I WANT TO STUDY ;_ ;
User avatar #1384 to #1383 - syrianassassin (11/17/2014) [-]
LEAVE ME ALONE!
User avatar #1386 to #1384 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
في اسم الله، والعمل بجد
User avatar #1382 to #1381 - syrianassassin (11/17/2014) [-]
WE CAN HAVE CALCULATOR WITH US*

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