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| #84 - Cheap beer. The less intelligent you look while drinking it, t… | 12/19/2015 on Looks like work | 0 |
| #22 - I can probably count the male inventors and their inventions I… | 12/19/2015 on Feminist can't answer her... | 0 |
| #9 - BREAKING NEWS Thinking Latina women are hot is now pedophilia | 12/19/2015 on (untitled) | +2 |
| #43 - I prefer infusers because they are quicker and also my friends… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/19/2015 on Looks like work | 0 |
| #41 - Also you can buy cool tea infusers, like a silicone manatee ha… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/19/2015 on Looks like work | +1 |
| I prefer infusers because they are quicker and also my friends think I'm rad as fuck when I pull out some cute/funny one. Except for metal infusers, they tend to leave a weird taste sometimes. | ||
| #11 - It's so women can blame men for how messy the bathroom is. Ser… | 12/19/2015 on UNISEX | 0 |
| #15 - Fortunately I don't have any tea like that. I started lovi… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/19/2015 on Looks like work | +1 |
| Tea sure does work wonders like that. And yet, loads of people (mostly other guys, in my experience) refuse to even consider it because "What am I, a faggot?" or "Nah, tea is for girls, I drink coffee like a man" ok dude you have fun with all that bad shit, I'll be over here... y'know, not getting cancer, having lower risk of stroke, and not over-caffeinating myself. #22 -
iscrewbabies (12/19/2015) [-] I drink a lot of coffee, but I'd just like to ask who the utter cunt was that dares insult tea? Tea is fucking godly. | ||
| #10 - 15 is good advice. Just get some tea, that **** is good… [+] (18 new replies) | 12/19/2015 on Looks like work | +23 |
| As I said in a previous comment, there are some medicines that simply don't roth it opposed to tea. Fo example. I get a UTI. Option one: Go to the doctor. He sends me to tests, then a few days later prescribes me antibiotics. During those few days the bacteria causing the infection is happily marinating in my bladder getting worse and worse. After a few more days of this the antibiotics kick in. Then the side effects kick in. It makes my birth control useless, fucks up my period, causes nausea, headaches, dizzyness, stomach pains... and a yeats infection. So I head to the doctor to cure my yeast infection with even more medicine which in turn causes even more side effects. Total time until complete healthiness: 1 month Option 2: I realize I have a UTI. I brew up a total of 2 litres of diuretic and cranberry tea. I sit down on the toilet with my phone/book, drink a cup of tea about every 5-10 minutes while also peeing like a racehorse every 5-10 minutes. This washes out my bladder like a motherfucker, bacteria included. After the 2 litres of tea is gone I wait another 15 mins to all come out the leave the toilet and forget about the infection until next winter. Total time until complete healthiness: 3-4 hours. In general, just fuck antibiotics Every time I visit he just prescpribes more and more antibiotics, when i tell him how much it fucked me up he doubles the dose. Actually I used to be really prone to them for a time (especially since they're one of those "you get it once, you'll probably get it again) illnesses) but I learned to pay attention to what can cause it so I get them really rarely now and even if I have it, it's gone in a few hours. Still, I should switch to a doctor who actually knows his shit (if i ever find one) so maybe there's some easier solution. I always prepare some tea when I have something over and they need to talk about shit. Helps looen up, helps calming down, helps with a potential headache etc, etc, etc. Tea master race. Cheap beer. The less intelligent you look while drinking it, the more pleb the drink is Also you can buy cool tea infusers, like a silicone manatee hanging on the side of your mug. Sometimes I use bagged tea when I'm lazy. I prefer infusers because they are quicker and also my friends think I'm rad as fuck when I pull out some cute/funny one. Except for metal infusers, they tend to leave a weird taste sometimes. Aaaaayeee somebody who respects the power of tea. Aside from pure health benefits, it can do wonders for your emotional state, too. Word of advice, though - if you're an over-emotional fuck like me, don't choose tea that makes you think of someone you miss, and especially don't be an asshole and do that when you're lonely. Fortunately I don't have any tea like that. I started loving it when I found out that when I have a UTI I can either choose to run oround with it for a few days until my doctor does tests, then a few more until the antibiotics kick in then another 2 weeks until I get rid of the antibio's side effects OR sit my ass down on the toilet in the company of 2 litres of diuretic tea (there are special mixes that really wash you out) and come out 3-4 hours later perfectly healthy. Tea sure does work wonders like that. And yet, loads of people (mostly other guys, in my experience) refuse to even consider it because "What am I, a faggot?" or "Nah, tea is for girls, I drink coffee like a man" ok dude you have fun with all that bad shit, I'll be over here... y'know, not getting cancer, having lower risk of stroke, and not over-caffeinating myself. #22 -
iscrewbabies (12/19/2015) [-] I drink a lot of coffee, but I'd just like to ask who the utter cunt was that dares insult tea? Tea is fucking godly. | ||
| #8 - I'm sometimes afraid that I'm just hallucinating what I'm doin… | 12/18/2015 on Being #1 on FJ be like | 0 |
| #22 - School lunches are **** but there are worse where I liv… | 12/18/2015 on Lunch | 0 |
| #19 - My school has **** days, like rice, bare fried chciken … | 12/18/2015 on Lunch | 0 |
| #17 - GOOD ham is healthy, this looks like some **** even TES… | 12/18/2015 on Lunch | +2 |
| #26 - I'd agree but then Christians can't give gifts to each other a… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/18/2015 on just pray | 0 |
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anon (12/19/2015) [-] Except that gift-giving and goodwill are typical christian practices, and are done in the way they are for christmas because it is a day representing the ultimate gift. These practices have roots in and tie into the christian belief system | ||
| #25 - Because encient Egypt, Greece and Rome (well for the first hal… | 12/18/2015 on just pray | +1 |
| #64 - Well, I feel bad for Illidan, like poor **** got told c… | 12/18/2015 on female protagonists | +1 |
| #62 - I admit she's racist as **** now but she used to have h… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/18/2015 on female protagonists | +1 |
| Well, I feel bad for Illidan, like poor fuck got told constantly that oh you have amber eyes, these are the sign of greatness and ofc he tried everything to achieve said greatness but everything he did was a fuckup despite trying really hard to help people and got misunderstood, like not really getting the Druid thing, trying to get into Zin-Azshari, recreating the Well of Eternity, getting demonic powers to defeat the Legion.... Ye and also the women of his dreams telling him to fuck off and basically setting Maiev on his ass as a prison guard and headhunter didn't help either. I love night elf lore, that's why I basically wet myself when I saw the new Legion night elf NPCs and zones | ||
| #38 - They probably use 0:00 at midnight instead of 12:00 [+] (1 new reply) | 12/18/2015 on star wars spoilers | 0 |
| #58 - Also all of LoL's and Dota's female characters. | 12/18/2015 on female protagonists | 0 |
| #57 - She's a cunt and wanted to wipe out Orgrimmar after bashing ab… [+] (4 new replies) | 12/18/2015 on female protagonists | +1 |
| I admit she's racist as fuck now but she used to have her shit together, like when 10k years ago when she was a common priestess she got told "hey, the high priestess of elune died, you're the successor" or when she pretty much had to lead the entire Night Elf race for a good 10k years. Well, I feel bad for Illidan, like poor fuck got told constantly that oh you have amber eyes, these are the sign of greatness and ofc he tried everything to achieve said greatness but everything he did was a fuckup despite trying really hard to help people and got misunderstood, like not really getting the Druid thing, trying to get into Zin-Azshari, recreating the Well of Eternity, getting demonic powers to defeat the Legion.... Ye and also the women of his dreams telling him to fuck off and basically setting Maiev on his ass as a prison guard and headhunter didn't help either. I love night elf lore, that's why I basically wet myself when I saw the new Legion night elf NPCs and zones | ||
| #59 - Comment deleted | 12/18/2015 on Cheating Skills | 0 |
| #77 - D. knocked out. | 12/18/2015 on Is this actual sexism? | +14 |
| #76 - And all those parents who hate their kid despite of it being t… | 12/18/2015 on Is this actual sexism? | 0 |
| #74 - If they could take those photos it heavily implies they were a… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/18/2015 on Is this actual sexism? | 0 |
| They were. These photos are taken with a telephoto lens. Here is my evidence: 1. Hard blow shadows suggest that it is very very bright out. (easy one) 2. Being bright out means that you need a lower ISO,(no noise in the photo, thus low ISO) slow aperture, (seen with large depth of field, they subject is all in focus) and high shutter speed, but the waves in the back are mildly blurry, meaning that the photog prefers very slow aperture over high shutter speed. 3. Now, the larger the focal length of a lens, the smaller the depth of field. Because we already know that the photog prefers a slower aperture (= larger DoF), then if it was a small focal length lens (not a telephoto) then everything would be in focus. Everything is not. 4. From this I can deduce that the lens' focal length is greater than 400mm. The pic is of a 500mm max zoom ultra telephoto lens. Tl;dr this wall of text proves that the photographer was hundreds of feet away. | ||
| #89 - Bernie is a nice guy, he wants everyone to be happy, and in an… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/16/2015 on killer mike and sanders | +5 |
| #81 - So if everyone had brown eyes and blue is a mutation of brown.… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/15/2015 on my eyes | 0 |
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anon (12/15/2015) [-] Eye color and skin color and hair color are all come from different amounts of the pigment melanin. A lot of melanin an you will get black skin, in between you get tan, no melanin and you will have white skin. same occurs in hair and eyes. In the case of eyes, they will appear blue instead of white with low melanin levels. picture is an example of a mutation causing excess amounts of the pigment melanin. | ||
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I think they're solo-able now. If not, wait a few levels.
That's **** , also what does it mean when an item binds to you, does it mean you need to pay to get it off or something?
It means you can't trade it or sell it on AH, only to a vendor.
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superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-] Well at least you didn't deny the friend request also no skype :C:C:C:C
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Should I join you ay you talk about dicks non-stop?
It seems like every time I comment on something you say, you get red thumbed into oblivion, so I just wanted to apologize. I really don't intend for that stuff to happen.
