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Date Signed Up:8/09/2012
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#175 - Hungary  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Have some keks 0
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#181 - piratedangel (12/23/2015) [-]
I did not know refugees chose to go to Hungary.
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#182 - syntheticdoll (12/23/2015) [-]
Fortunately they don't, it's just a huge passing point for them and a lot of them is planned to get deported to Hungary because that's where they entered the EU. I was actually talking about the whole of Europe.
#152 - Even if we huddled them in trains the good old nazi way they c…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Have some keks +1
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#153 - piratedangel (12/23/2015) [-]
Wait, where are you from?
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#175 - syntheticdoll (12/23/2015) [-]
Hungary
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#181 - piratedangel (12/23/2015) [-]
I did not know refugees chose to go to Hungary.
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#182 - syntheticdoll (12/23/2015) [-]
Fortunately they don't, it's just a huge passing point for them and a lot of them is planned to get deported to Hungary because that's where they entered the EU. I was actually talking about the whole of Europe.
#31 - Nope nope nope. Sugar Mill left me with nightmares... but … 12/23/2015 on With a friend you can do... +1
#99 - I'm so happy our pet stores only have fish, hamsters, sometime… 12/23/2015 on At pet stores 0
#167 - In my opinion she falls into the "too bulky" categor…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Beating the shit out of... +3
#183 - gigabowzer (12/23/2015) [-]
**gigabowzer used "*roll picture*"**
**gigabowzer rolled image** tbh, I find it sexy.
#177 - ryrynz (12/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, overdoing it a tad, but whatever.
#18 - Which episode relates to this? Just interested in case of …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2015 on PETA`s manager follows a... 0
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#20 - ifreakinglovepizza (12/23/2015) [-]
s08e08 "douche and turd"
#35 - I never get this part, I mean if I know right the doctor can't…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2015 on medical 0
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#51 - vanhoutte (12/23/2015) [-]
No of course you can refuse treatment for some things, But what I mean is it is common practise to diagnose every tiny little thing that attributes to some fucked up mental illness due to a very overblown and ridiculous standard of "Normal" mental health; Then prescribe a bunch of drugs for a ridiculous price to try and squeeze even more money out of the general populous, all the while keeping us all afraid because apparently we all have mental illness that requires drugs. Pharmaceutical drug companies control the prices of medication and are obviously in league with the government. Buying out different politicians and such to control who gets the drugs and how much they cost. It's not as bad here in Canada, But it really goes to show how crushed underfoot we really are in western civilisation.
#34 - What's the difference between OCD and OCPD?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2015 on medical +1
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#41 - gameshredder (12/23/2015) [-]
OCD is Obsessive Compulsive Disorder while OCPD is the Orlando County Police Department. Very different.
#68 - I beg to differ, the worst version of Deadpool is fortunately …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Super facts 2 +1
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#111 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
What, Barakapool? We don't talk about Barakapool.
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#71 - thechosentroll (12/23/2015) [-]
Please, that was so shit I don't even consider it Deadpool.
#13 - Lol nope, brick house master race. 12/22/2015 on im guilty +4
#14 - I don't care about someone spoiling the movie since i'm not re… 12/22/2015 on Jesus dies +1
#12 - Holy **** I would ride it like no tomorrow. If I didn't… 12/22/2015 on Demon horse of death +1
#101 - The books were pretty good, especially since they are the reas… 12/22/2015 on Hermionegate 0
#9 - American-Chinese like a half blood prince or like Afr…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2015 on justasplanned 0
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#11 - asotil (12/21/2015) [-]
Her mom was Chinese, her dad was American, she lived in America. Not extremely confusing
#10 - verycoolcat (12/21/2015) [-]
Shes chinese american... used to do some shit in new york for cops before having left the country.

Thats why in one of the last episodes an 'american agent' says to her 'if the guys back at the precint knew what you did today' when they had done a good deed.
#7 - Isn't Revy full-on Chinese just lives in an english-speaking c…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2015 on justasplanned 0
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#8 - klavs (12/21/2015) [-]
I thought so too. Then I checked the wiki and it said she was American-Chinese. It's probably stated clearly in the manga or some shit.
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#9 - syntheticdoll (12/21/2015) [-]
American-Chinese like a half blood prince or like Afro-Americans? Fuck all these racial labels, they're confusing.
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#11 - asotil (12/21/2015) [-]
Her mom was Chinese, her dad was American, she lived in America. Not extremely confusing
#10 - verycoolcat (12/21/2015) [-]
Shes chinese american... used to do some shit in new york for cops before having left the country.

Thats why in one of the last episodes an 'american agent' says to her 'if the guys back at the precint knew what you did today' when they had done a good deed.
#82 - **** ... ************ ... …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on Anons taste in music +1
#287 - asmodeu (12/21/2015) [-]
Aw man... Lacuna Coil's vocalist is so.... she has such a good... voice.
#46 - 1:25 is that ghost rider? I love it but thanks to the auct… 12/21/2015 on Wizard of Aus 0
#146 - Holy **** that voice, sounds like a teen singer inhaled… 12/21/2015 on Why is this a thing? +11
#143 - We demand stories.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on Why is this a thing? +2
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#243 - titusbraovdo (12/22/2015) [-]
Well for me they are just really short encounters. Can't say much back to them. But it starts just like in the video. Just asking to see if they paid for everything to telling them they aren't aloud in some places. But i think i got one for when i was working at the near by stadium.

>Be me.
>Security for Football Stadium.
>Work in Rubber hall where all the players and cheerleaders locker rooms and stuff is.
>Blocking the only way in from the outside.
>Up comes normal looking man holding a camera.
>Step in front of him and ask where his pass was.
>He starts jumping to you are detaining me and baring me from getting away.
>Plenty of room behind him to take a large leap back if he wanted.
>Tell him he can't go past this point without showing his pass.
>Starts to take pictures of me while going on about freedom of the press.
>Wave to let the other security down the hall to come here.
>Man then tries to force his way through while still taking pictures.
>Other guards rush over and we have a three way tackle on the man.
>The two other guards help drag him away while i follow behind looking through the camera a bit.
>Got in trouble for it. But saw a nice picture of me slamming down onto him with all 6'2 and 320 pounds of muscle and fat.
>Later have to go to court hearing for this.
>Watch as the law comes down hard on him and is put in his place by the real rules of the law.

Now mind you. Security for stadiums is a lot different then retail. But do still share a lot of the same rules. I still work there to this day for three years running. Going onto my fourth in Feb. I still hear talking with some of the press that do get in about that day.

#140 - Jesus **** how do these people survive? What if they g… 12/21/2015 on Why is this a thing? 0
#306 - Comment deleted 12/20/2015 on Diablo 3 giveaway 0
#28 - Well, what's the worst that cna happen? 12/20/2015 on FREE GAMES BECAUSE CHRISTMAS 0
#8 - These are spoiled brats but for the guy who's brother got an i…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on TIS THE SEASON MOTHERFUCKERS +1
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#29 - themysticmage (01/11/2016) [-]
IM pretty sure "Map of Maryland" actually means a good GPS
#111 - Every time I visit he just prescpribes more and more antibioti… 12/19/2015 on Looks like work 0
#108 - As I said in a previous comment, there are some medicines that…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Looks like work 0
#110 - fcrocker (12/19/2015) [-]
That makes sense I guess...

But if UTI's are that much of a common fucking occurance I think it's probably time to visit a doctor mate
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#111 - syntheticdoll (12/19/2015) [-]
Every time I visit he just prescpribes more and more antibiotics, when i tell him how much it fucked me up he doubles the dose. Actually I used to be really prone to them for a time (especially since they're one of those "you get it once, you'll probably get it again) illnesses) but I learned to pay attention to what can cause it so I get them really rarely now and even if I have it, it's gone in a few hours. Still, I should switch to a doctor who actually knows his shit (if i ever find one) so maybe there's some easier solution.

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#52 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
Pig gore
#50 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
this
#49 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
enjoy ya' faggot
#48 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
meep
#47 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
Enjoy your surveillence
User avatar #40 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
Also how do I kill those huge ass enemys in ghostlands
User avatar #41 to #40 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
I think they're solo-able now. If not, wait a few levels.
User avatar #42 to #41 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
Level 19, they worth any good loot?
User avatar #43 to #42 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
They are just quest objectives
User avatar #44 to #43 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
That's **** , also what does it mean when an item binds to you, does it mean you need to pay to get it off or something?
User avatar #45 to #44 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
It means you can't trade it or sell it on AH, only to a vendor.
#39 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
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Well at least you didn't deny the friend request also no skype :C:C:C:C
#37 - tarabostes ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
AWAKEN MY DOLL!!!
User avatar #36 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
Hihi
User avatar #28 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
...I'm not sure if this is lootsa or not?
User avatar #29 to #28 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
who?
User avatar #30 to #29 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
Luca
User avatar #31 to #30 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Ye, I am.
User avatar #32 to #31 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
Why are you unactive ibn fag chat
User avatar #33 to #32 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Should I join you ay you talk about dicks non-stop?
User avatar #34 to #33 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
Wha? don't you like dicks? should I ta;l about tits instead?
User avatar #35 to #34 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Fiiiiine I'll try to pay attention.
#24 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
synthetic doll? More like synthetic WHORE!!!
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#23 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Finally, synthetic dolls!
#22 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #21 - maybetraffy (02/11/2015) [-]
toast nudes
#14 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
#15 to #14 - moronfromeast (02/02/2015) [-]
hun vey, they are hurting the chosen asian people
#17 to #16 - moronfromeast (02/02/2015) [-]
hun is of immune to kill
User avatar #13 - lordbrauner (12/24/2014) [-]
It seems like every time I comment on something you say, you get red thumbed into oblivion, so I just wanted to apologize. I really don't intend for that stuff to happen.
#12 - arikel (12/23/2014) [-]
I want pictures of you so that I may fantasize about how cool it would be to date you and idealize your personality since I don't know you.
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