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Date Signed Up:8/09/2012
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#57 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2016 on (untitled) -1
#58 - burningchimera Comment deleted by syntheticdoll
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#56 - Comment deleted 01/05/2016 on (untitled) +2
#33 - On the last pic the mask looks like it's benedict cumberbach's face. 01/05/2016 on Finally making some... 0
#13 - No...nononno you can' do this, i have essays to write.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on Slut transformed into a cannon +1
#16 - justleaving (01/03/2016) [-]
too bad!
#31 - More simply, the correct answer would be 25% but there are 2 2… 01/03/2016 on Random +1
#25 - Being bigger ment the female could acquire enough food to even… 01/03/2016 on HAES +3
#2 - Being a vet sounds fun but imagine when you how many cute pets… 01/03/2016 on muffin +1
#4 - I would scrape it with my nails, chocolate can be scratched ea…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Japanese game show -6
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#30 - mrwalkerfour (01/04/2016) [-]
you have to bite it, no hands, hence why other people handle the object for them if needs be.
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#6 - captainprincess (01/03/2016) [-]
There are probably rules saying you have to bite things

japanomens can be awfully particular
#6 - In theory, how cringey would it be if you made one from your g… 01/03/2016 on Degenerates 0
#12 - To be fair I don't get why people push the flu and chicken pox…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on shit an idiot shares on... +1
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#20 - klick (01/04/2016) [-]
this guy touches on Flu, Chicken pox, Shingles, Vaccines, and lots of other Health Care related topics that you may find interesting. Check it out if you want!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_npl3A3KHQ
#38 - Come on, almost everyone wears skinny jeans. Leggings, i would… 01/03/2016 on Wat +2
#37 - Of course it doesn't but a lot of schools claim it distracts t…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on Wat -2
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#46 - thatoneiranianguy (01/03/2016) [-]
It's actually Ephebophilia at that point, not paedophilia.

It's perfectly natural for someone to notice these developing features in a person - it's no different than looking at an adult with the same features. However, even then it's not Ephebophillia or any phillia, because there is not the strict sexual preference present - it is merely a person recognizing sexual attractiveness in a person.
#25 - monmusume 01/03/2016 on Shpiders +1
#22 - From the wiki "Zombies (ゾンビ, Zonbi), also …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Shpiders +4
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#24 - boomerpyro (01/03/2016) [-]
oh dang, from the monmusume wiki or some japanese folklore wiki?
#21 - Well she's dead and doesn't bleed when a part falls off only w…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on Shpiders +1
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#23 - boomerpyro (01/03/2016) [-]
she doesn't even really need circulation to have a heart beat, her heart just has to keep moving yeah? she might have a mix of anti-bac and lube as blood, with something that clots in contact with open air mixed in
#26 - Okay, let me tell you something. A NORMAL girl/woman who doesn… 01/03/2016 on poor kid 0
#25 - Well, she got her **** together when she found out she'…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on poor kid 0
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#27 - lotengo (01/03/2016) [-]
>Well, she got her shit together when she found out she's prego instead of keeping on partying and passing the kid to grandparents after he's born so she can party more, that's good. 5 years AFTER her son was born.


ftfy
#8 - US Moonguard in a nutshell. 01/03/2016 on Entering Goldshire for the... +1
#4 - It's the actual music video but it would make hell of a commercial. 01/03/2016 on Get your groove on 0
#7 - At least it looks less faggot-like than the segway.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on RYNO Motors Micro-Cycle 0
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#8 - brokentrucker (01/03/2016) [-]
Def.
#5 - Either Aezureah or Daelith Apartment Changeling maids … 01/03/2016 on CYOA Archdemon Roommate... 0
#15 - What about Zombina? More like willing to **** anyth…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Shpiders +5
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#20 - boomerpyro (01/03/2016) [-]
is it canon that she doesn't have a heartbeat?
i don't see why a corpse with all it's muscles working would not have a heartbeat
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#22 - syntheticdoll (01/03/2016) [-]
From the wiki

"Zombies (ゾンビ, Zonbi), also known as the Living Dead (リビングデッド, Ribingu Deddo), are humanoid beings that possess the notable feature of not only possessing no pulse, but are effectively immortal. "
Ya, no heartbeat
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#24 - boomerpyro (01/03/2016) [-]
oh dang, from the monmusume wiki or some japanese folklore wiki?
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#21 - syntheticdoll (01/03/2016) [-]
Well she's dead and doesn't bleed when a part falls off only when she's shot. She also nderwent some embalming or other conditioning process to stop her from rotting away so probably she has some special fluid insted of blood which might let her move without circulation, i have to read into this
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#23 - boomerpyro (01/03/2016) [-]
she doesn't even really need circulation to have a heart beat, her heart just has to keep moving yeah? she might have a mix of anti-bac and lube as blood, with something that clots in contact with open air mixed in
#11 - You could be like the ******* reaper, appearing to peop… 01/03/2016 on CYOA Order vs Chaos +2
#10 - You can also collect more crystals from the terminally ill who…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on CYOA Order vs Chaos +1
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#11 - syntheticdoll (01/03/2016) [-]
You could be like the fucking reaper, appearing to people about to die and hervesting their souls.
#9 - Miracle or Spectre, I would suck at fighting, I prefer support… 01/03/2016 on CYOA Order vs Chaos 0

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#52 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
Pig gore
#50 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
this
#49 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
enjoy ya' faggot
#48 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
meep
#47 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
Enjoy your surveillence
User avatar #40 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
Also how do I kill those huge ass enemys in ghostlands
User avatar #41 to #40 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
I think they're solo-able now. If not, wait a few levels.
User avatar #42 to #41 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
Level 19, they worth any good loot?
User avatar #43 to #42 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
They are just quest objectives
User avatar #44 to #43 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
That's **** , also what does it mean when an item binds to you, does it mean you need to pay to get it off or something?
User avatar #45 to #44 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
It means you can't trade it or sell it on AH, only to a vendor.
#39 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
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Well at least you didn't deny the friend request also no skype :C:C:C:C
#37 - tarabostes ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
AWAKEN MY DOLL!!!
User avatar #36 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
Hihi
User avatar #28 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
...I'm not sure if this is lootsa or not?
User avatar #29 to #28 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
who?
User avatar #30 to #29 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
Luca
User avatar #31 to #30 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Ye, I am.
User avatar #32 to #31 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
Why are you unactive ibn fag chat
User avatar #33 to #32 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Should I join you ay you talk about dicks non-stop?
User avatar #34 to #33 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
Wha? don't you like dicks? should I ta;l about tits instead?
User avatar #35 to #34 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Fiiiiine I'll try to pay attention.
#24 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
synthetic doll? More like synthetic WHORE!!!
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#23 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Finally, synthetic dolls!
#22 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #21 - maybetraffy (02/11/2015) [-]
toast nudes
#14 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
#15 to #14 - moronfromeast (02/02/2015) [-]
hun vey, they are hurting the chosen asian people
#17 to #16 - moronfromeast (02/02/2015) [-]
hun is of immune to kill
User avatar #13 - lordbrauner (12/24/2014) [-]
It seems like every time I comment on something you say, you get red thumbed into oblivion, so I just wanted to apologize. I really don't intend for that stuff to happen.
#12 - arikel (12/23/2014) [-]
I want pictures of you so that I may fantasize about how cool it would be to date you and idealize your personality since I don't know you.
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