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#48 - Not letting her is too much if you ask me, just don't force he… 11/16/2013 on bj 0
#56 - I cried the first time I watched the video of Lullaby. … 11/16/2013 on Nickleback 0
#55 - I didn't hear a lot of songs from them but they do have pretty…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Nickleback +1
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#107 - Stansnowman (11/16/2013) [-]
Listen to Dr Jones by Aqua. It's so annoyingly catchy
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#134 - syntheticdoll (11/16/2013) [-]
Unfortunately I listened to the whole CD containing those 2 songs for so many times I could sing them even 10 years later.
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#137 - Stansnowman (11/17/2013) [-]
I know that feel. I could probably sing along with the entire album

I had a horrible taste in music when I was young
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#138 - syntheticdoll (11/17/2013) [-]
Welcome to the club.
It's even worse when you realize that the song you liked is actually dirty as fuck... I can't believe I liked Sex Bomb from Tom Jones... oh well, I still do
#52 - Every time I asked why people hate Nickelback is because their…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Nickleback +7
#109 - anon (11/16/2013) [-]
i'm gonna use those lyrics in a top 20 song hue
#83 - proffesionallurker (11/16/2013) [-]
Burn It to the Ground, Something In Your Mouth, I Wanna Be A Rockstar - Literally all those songs are the same flashy pop style that you're disputing. Their lyrics used to mean something, but haven't for a while now.
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#101 - Dember (11/16/2013) [-]
Burn it to the Ground - Going out, getting shitfaced drunk, having a great time, tearing it up a bit.
Something In Your Mouth - Song about some smoking hot slutty ho bag who probably ought to just go back to sucking dong.
Rockstar - Song about getting successful; kind of a well-intended mockery aimed at rockstars, because who wouldn't want that kind of lifestyle?

Not as deep as some of their others, but definitely not meaningless. You're welcome to go check out "My Humps" or that one about "Walk into a club I got a big cock" if that's what you're after?
#135 - proffesionallurker (11/16/2013) [-]
The point is that they are essentially about the same subject material listed in the comment. I'm not comparing them to any specific examples of today's low standard of class in the majority of pop music to. I'm not saying that they never had messages to their songs either. What I'm saying that over time they gradually adopted many the lower standard subject material that he or she himself stated. I don't really see how that's incorrect.
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#74 - minorian (11/16/2013) [-]
I have never heard those claims. I have actually only heard one reason again and again; all their songs sound the same.

I don't have an opinion about them
#16 - Well, at least not all of you. 11/15/2013 on 4chan is a silly plaice -1
#11 - I feel you bro. I had contacts as well, the hard ones. Easier … 11/15/2013 on damn optometrists 0
#68 - Easy. Wherever they get the most attention. 11/15/2013 on This Guy 0
#67 - We'd like to have REAL equality, that's why we don't support t… 11/15/2013 on This Guy -2
#101 - Or they don't always have time for it.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2013 on I'm a sick fuck, FJ 0
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#113 - lindow (11/15/2013) [-]
Or the relationship's currently long distance.
#118 - Then breaks both when you leave her.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on (untitled) +1
#143 - liquidz (11/14/2013) [-]
With a vengence
#3 - 1.It's fine as long as it doesn't move. 2. My real problem… 11/14/2013 on wait wat 0
#17 - We could pet and feed the giraffes in the zoo ever since they … 11/14/2013 on Giraffe story 0
#46 - I like snow, the only thing I hate about it is when it falls, … 11/14/2013 on SNOW IN BRITAIN NEXT WEEK 0
#11 - What about... ignoring them? If you get pissed from a troll, h…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2013 on "jews internally" +5
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#44 - dosburritos (11/14/2013) [-]
what if admin IS THE TROLL
#28 - bann (11/14/2013) [-]
The fact still remains that nothing good came of them and people will probably leave this site as a result. Most of the people who came here were here because they wanted to get away from all the annoyances of 9gag,tumbler, ect. This place is little different now.
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#24 - viperish (11/14/2013) [-]
Yeah from a troll. The thing is, these guys aren't trolls. They're bunch of annoying people trying to reach the level -400 because admin promised them rewards.

Conclusion: If I get pissed because of these guys, they didn't succeed. They succeeded if I thumbed them down.

Also ignoring them wont do much good as they're constantly creating new accounts because people are ruining their streak by thumbing them up.
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#27 - kikekicker (11/14/2013) [-]
Exactly. The point people are missing is they're not out for the anger. They're out for the red thumbs. They're not funny enough to get green thumbs so now that there's a reward for being shitty they go for whats easier.
#61 - Actually from what I've seen boys and girls are phisically pre… 11/14/2013 on Mother of the Year 0
#60 - And unfit for a parent. 11/14/2013 on Mother of the Year +2
#21 - Good for you, here the pizza is either **** or takes 2 … 11/14/2013 on Why can't we be friends +1
#99 - Greece sounds like a self-centered asshole. 11/13/2013 on Oh Greece. 0
#42 - Oh **** , someone insulted me on the internet. Excuse me…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/12/2013 on Kitty? +4
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#43 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
It wont be the only thing obvious when im done mindraping everyone.
#96 - collegedood (11/12/2013) [-]
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at What do you call a sheep with no legs? **
settle down cunt nugget.
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#98 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
Make me bitch dick.
#100 - collegedood (11/12/2013) [-]
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at dads and babies **
how about you crawl your 12 year old little ass back up into your mother's twat until you are mature enough to be in the internet.
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#102 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
First, I will take a moment to complement your nice roll.

Now then:

How about you take you mouth and shut it before I ram a bazooka in it and give you a head trip. It has a nice explosive ending.
#40 - Dude seriously, I'm only replying for ***** ang giggles.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/12/2013 on Kitty? +3
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#41 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
Too bad you cant choke ose shits while you giggle. Faggot bitch.
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#42 - syntheticdoll (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh shit, someone insulted me on the internet. Excuse me while I'll just suicide myself to death.



8/10 You have things to work on your trolling but pretty good, just a little too obvious.
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#43 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
It wont be the only thing obvious when im done mindraping everyone.
#96 - collegedood (11/12/2013) [-]
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at What do you call a sheep with no legs? **
settle down cunt nugget.
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#98 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
Make me bitch dick.
#100 - collegedood (11/12/2013) [-]
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at dads and babies **
how about you crawl your 12 year old little ass back up into your mother's twat until you are mature enough to be in the internet.
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#102 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
First, I will take a moment to complement your nice roll.

Now then:

How about you take you mouth and shut it before I ram a bazooka in it and give you a head trip. It has a nice explosive ending.
#38 - What the **** did you just ******* s…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/12/2013 on Kitty? +5
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#39 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
Oooh wow, he used a copy pasta. now Im REALLY fucking scared. Please dont hurt me, please, Im so sorry. *barf*

Cuntcake.
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#40 - syntheticdoll (11/12/2013) [-]
Dude seriously, I'm only replying for shits ang giggles.
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#41 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
Too bad you cant choke ose shits while you giggle. Faggot bitch.
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#42 - syntheticdoll (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh shit, someone insulted me on the internet. Excuse me while I'll just suicide myself to death.



8/10 You have things to work on your trolling but pretty good, just a little too obvious.
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#43 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
It wont be the only thing obvious when im done mindraping everyone.
#96 - collegedood (11/12/2013) [-]
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at What do you call a sheep with no legs? **
settle down cunt nugget.
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#98 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
Make me bitch dick.
#100 - collegedood (11/12/2013) [-]
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at dads and babies **
how about you crawl your 12 year old little ass back up into your mother's twat until you are mature enough to be in the internet.
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#102 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
First, I will take a moment to complement your nice roll.

Now then:

How about you take you mouth and shut it before I ram a bazooka in it and give you a head trip. It has a nice explosive ending.
#35 - You have a gun? So do I. Also, there's something that's even a…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/12/2013 on Kitty? +3
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#36 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
Stfu nigger Ill 360noscope you with my awesome skills, you fucking weeaboo faggot.
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#38 - syntheticdoll (11/12/2013) [-]


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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#39 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
Oooh wow, he used a copy pasta. now Im REALLY fucking scared. Please dont hurt me, please, Im so sorry. *barf*

Cuntcake.
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#40 - syntheticdoll (11/12/2013) [-]
Dude seriously, I'm only replying for shits ang giggles.
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#41 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
Too bad you cant choke ose shits while you giggle. Faggot bitch.
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#42 - syntheticdoll (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh shit, someone insulted me on the internet. Excuse me while I'll just suicide myself to death.



8/10 You have things to work on your trolling but pretty good, just a little too obvious.
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#43 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
It wont be the only thing obvious when im done mindraping everyone.
#96 - collegedood (11/12/2013) [-]
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at What do you call a sheep with no legs? **
settle down cunt nugget.
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#98 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
Make me bitch dick.
#100 - collegedood (11/12/2013) [-]
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at dads and babies **
how about you crawl your 12 year old little ass back up into your mother's twat until you are mature enough to be in the internet.
User avatar
#102 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
First, I will take a moment to complement your nice roll.

Now then:

How about you take you mouth and shut it before I ram a bazooka in it and give you a head trip. It has a nice explosive ending.
#33 - Oh I know you want it. Or maybe some ****** in yo…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/12/2013 on Kitty? +4
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#34 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
I have a gun, back off before I kill you. Shit, I should anyway, would be a service to society.
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#35 - syntheticdoll (11/12/2013) [-]
You have a gun? So do I. Also, there's something that's even a bigger favor to society than killing me. All you have to do is to turn around the gun, put the barrel into your mouth and pull the trigger. Trust me, epople will love you for it.
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#36 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
Stfu nigger Ill 360noscope you with my awesome skills, you fucking weeaboo faggot.
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#38 - syntheticdoll (11/12/2013) [-]


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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#39 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
Oooh wow, he used a copy pasta. now Im REALLY fucking scared. Please dont hurt me, please, Im so sorry. *barf*

Cuntcake.
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#40 - syntheticdoll (11/12/2013) [-]
Dude seriously, I'm only replying for shits ang giggles.
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#41 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
Too bad you cant choke ose shits while you giggle. Faggot bitch.
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#42 - syntheticdoll (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh shit, someone insulted me on the internet. Excuse me while I'll just suicide myself to death.



8/10 You have things to work on your trolling but pretty good, just a little too obvious.
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#43 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
It wont be the only thing obvious when im done mindraping everyone.
#96 - collegedood (11/12/2013) [-]
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at What do you call a sheep with no legs? **
settle down cunt nugget.
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#98 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
Make me bitch dick.
#100 - collegedood (11/12/2013) [-]
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at dads and babies **
how about you crawl your 12 year old little ass back up into your mother's twat until you are mature enough to be in the internet.
User avatar
#102 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
First, I will take a moment to complement your nice roll.

Now then:

How about you take you mouth and shut it before I ram a bazooka in it and give you a head trip. It has a nice explosive ending.
#31 - I'm pretty sure someone, somewhere already did this. Rule 34 dude...  [+] (15 new replies) 11/12/2013 on Kitty? +1
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#32 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
Ew, the fuck dude, I knew you all were pedo phaggots. You need to be shot before you breed.
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#33 - syntheticdoll (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh I know you want it. Or maybe some nigger in your ass instead?
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#34 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
I have a gun, back off before I kill you. Shit, I should anyway, would be a service to society.
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#35 - syntheticdoll (11/12/2013) [-]
You have a gun? So do I. Also, there's something that's even a bigger favor to society than killing me. All you have to do is to turn around the gun, put the barrel into your mouth and pull the trigger. Trust me, epople will love you for it.
User avatar
#36 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
Stfu nigger Ill 360noscope you with my awesome skills, you fucking weeaboo faggot.
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#38 - syntheticdoll (11/12/2013) [-]


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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#39 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
Oooh wow, he used a copy pasta. now Im REALLY fucking scared. Please dont hurt me, please, Im so sorry. *barf*

Cuntcake.
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#40 - syntheticdoll (11/12/2013) [-]
Dude seriously, I'm only replying for shits ang giggles.
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#41 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
Too bad you cant choke ose shits while you giggle. Faggot bitch.
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#42 - syntheticdoll (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh shit, someone insulted me on the internet. Excuse me while I'll just suicide myself to death.



8/10 You have things to work on your trolling but pretty good, just a little too obvious.
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#43 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
It wont be the only thing obvious when im done mindraping everyone.
#96 - collegedood (11/12/2013) [-]
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at What do you call a sheep with no legs? **
settle down cunt nugget.
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#98 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
Make me bitch dick.
#100 - collegedood (11/12/2013) [-]
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at dads and babies **
how about you crawl your 12 year old little ass back up into your mother's twat until you are mature enough to be in the internet.
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#102 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
First, I will take a moment to complement your nice roll.

Now then:

How about you take you mouth and shut it before I ram a bazooka in it and give you a head trip. It has a nice explosive ending.
#24 - Damn these ******* are so ******* ugly.... I want one! 11/10/2013 on animals yo. 0

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#52 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
Pig gore
#50 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
this
#49 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
enjoy ya' faggot
#48 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
meep
#47 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
Enjoy your surveillence
User avatar #40 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
Also how do I kill those huge ass enemys in ghostlands
User avatar #41 to #40 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
I think they're solo-able now. If not, wait a few levels.
User avatar #42 to #41 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
Level 19, they worth any good loot?
User avatar #43 to #42 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
They are just quest objectives
User avatar #44 to #43 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
That's **** , also what does it mean when an item binds to you, does it mean you need to pay to get it off or something?
User avatar #45 to #44 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
It means you can't trade it or sell it on AH, only to a vendor.
#39 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
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Well at least you didn't deny the friend request also no skype :C:C:C:C
#37 - tarabostes ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
AWAKEN MY DOLL!!!
User avatar #36 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
Hihi
User avatar #28 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
...I'm not sure if this is lootsa or not?
User avatar #29 to #28 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
who?
User avatar #30 to #29 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
Luca
User avatar #31 to #30 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Ye, I am.
User avatar #32 to #31 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
Why are you unactive ibn fag chat
User avatar #33 to #32 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Should I join you ay you talk about dicks non-stop?
User avatar #34 to #33 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
Wha? don't you like dicks? should I ta;l about tits instead?
User avatar #35 to #34 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Fiiiiine I'll try to pay attention.
#24 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
synthetic doll? More like synthetic WHORE!!!
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#23 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Finally, synthetic dolls!
#22 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #21 - maybetraffy (02/11/2015) [-]
toast nudes
#14 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
#15 to #14 - moronfromeast (02/02/2015) [-]
hun vey, they are hurting the chosen asian people
#17 to #16 - moronfromeast (02/02/2015) [-]
hun is of immune to kill
User avatar #13 - lordbrauner (12/24/2014) [-]
It seems like every time I comment on something you say, you get red thumbed into oblivion, so I just wanted to apologize. I really don't intend for that stuff to happen.
#12 - arikel (12/23/2014) [-]
I want pictures of you so that I may fantasize about how cool it would be to date you and idealize your personality since I don't know you.
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