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| #73 - no, a few million abortions a day is a really wrong number. … | 12/03/2015 on dogs | +2 |
| #65 - Accidents dude... accidents. [+] (3 new replies) | 12/03/2015 on dogs | +3 |
| no, a few million abortions a day is a really wrong number. ye, also rapists, and accidents, and cases where the child would be retarded/deformed #71 -
anon (12/03/2015) [-] Actually the number of sexual assaults that occur in the US have been continually in decline for the past decade or so. The rate at which these acts are reported in the news is increasing exponentially perhaps that's what you're thinking of. | ||
| #14 - I'm pretty sure all you need is a pair of jeans, some grey fab… | 12/02/2015 on cool jenes | 0 |
| #143 - Comment deleted [+] (1 new reply) | 12/01/2015 on (untitled) | +1 |
| #13 - First I thought about the Eastern one "oh right, this is … [+] (7 new replies) | 11/30/2015 on character design | 0 |
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thechosentroll (11/30/2015) [-] And let's not forget anime. You've got people blowing planets up at a whim in DBZ, fuckers flinging galaxies at eachother in Gurren Lagann, characters who can't die unless they feel like it in Hellsing, half the cast of Naruto has an "if you stab me, I blow up or turn into a demon" failsafe in case they die and let's not forget Bleach and it's protagonist - Ginger Prime, who, last time I checked, is a human, hollow, visor, shimiwhatchamacallit, quincy, leprechaun, werewolf, alien, pastry chef and the soul kings' sisters' cousins' third nephew 7 times removed. And don't even get me started on the characters who are overpowered for the sake of comedy like Saitama or the yellow smiley thing from Assassination Classroom. Honestly, I'd have an easier time just listing the shonen protagonists that aren't absurdly overpowered, cause I'm pretty sure the only one on the list is Gintoki. He's too busy parodying everything ever to become powerful. Damn, I wanted to list that Haruhiro from Hai to Gensou isn't overpowered, but then I realised it's not shounen, it's seinen. But you're right, in (battle-based) shounen, the protagonist always seems to be either super strong, or a total weakling leaving the battles to others. Yup. Also the more mainstream and popular ones like Thor, who's nearly omnipotent or dr. Doom, who's so overpowered he destroyed the last marven universe and made the latest one. Still, those guys don't tend to show off their power much and there's ones like dr. Strange who flat out refuse to go all-out against anyone. In animu and mangoes, on the other hand, there's no such thing as holding back. thor and doom are really low bro...thor is like galaxy level at best. except for his all father incarnation...which i think is multi galaxy and higher.. and doom is around planetary, while he can go to galaxy and even multiverse level with enough prep given.. if we want to talk about broken..then there is mxy,john constantine( reality writing itself so that constantine will survive whatever encounter he is in) dr.strange, dr fate(think, doctor strange in steroids) galactus (when he isnt jobbing) batgod(batman with mobius chair that gives him omniscience) just to name a few.. ofcourse then there are things like cosmic armor superman, lucifer,michael, pre retcon beyonder,tribunal,the endless, father time mandrakk,darkseid in flesh(not an avatar like he usually appears in) anti monitors...all who could quite easily stomp on all of the previously mentioned superheroes with ease I still have no fucking idea what degree dr. Fate has. Doom has a doctors' degree in physics and Strange used to be a surgeon, so they both deserve the title. The fuck did Fate do before he put a bell on his head? Also, like I said, those guys exist, but they hardly ever do anything. Like I said, in western media the really overpowered ones tend to either hold back or just chill and watch the puny mortals do their thing, because just curbstomping everyone in 2 seconds would be boring. In animu they veeeeeeeery rarely do that stuff. If someone has a power, you can bet your left testicle they're going to show off that power sooner or later. Which reminds of Thor, actually. His Allfather version (which is basically just him after Odin kicks the bucket and Thor inherits his powers) isn't multi-galaxy, it's fucking "I can tear apart the fabric of reality and use it to sow myself a pair of socks and a nice set of plot armor" level. It is literally omnipotent, he could erase the universe at a whim if he wanted to. He just doesn't do it, because he's spent his whole life preparing for this responsibility and being taught the importance of holding back and not blowing the universe up, because you had a bad day. i think he was an archeologist or something...and he IS the foremost master of magic and all that jazz...in the end i think its sort of a "doctor who" type of doctorate... allfathers are pretty darn op. but they arent even near what is considered "omnipotent" in comics. also while i do think all fathers were universal that might be true what you say. but i also cant recall if thor or odin ever got put to the universal level...anyway even if we do compare that description(which is quite nice actually) of thor we still are left with: dr fate curbstombing 5 guys with that sort of powers alone. lucifer casually CREATING his own multiverse at one point (michael is also capable of this) the endless scaring the living shit out of beings that can destroy multiverses and this later on amplified with the endless being scared shitles of father time anti monitor threatherning to destroy the very "canvas" that multiverses are written on; and cosmic armor superman managing to defeat this in h2h combat. oh and my favourite: the tarot gang. basically universal level immortals who have the power to see into the future, and manifest whatever the heck is destined to kill you. and specter, being only shy instance from being as strong as michael and lucifer all of these guys actually did have their own comic book series, except for cosmic armor superman, that has not made any appearances as off late. i specially recommend 1995 specter comics. | ||
| #12 - Picture | 11/30/2015 on Martha The Snowflake | +35 |
| #110 - Where are you from? Btw my name is Luca too and i'm … [+] (1 new reply) | 11/30/2015 on description. | 0 |
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| #44 - In the second worst case, at least you can get a cool breast t… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/29/2015 on description. | 0 |
| lolol My daughters name is Luca ( it sounds the same i'm just more partial to the C) Where are you from? Btw my name is Luca too and i'm femaíle it's just unusual to see similar cases | ||
| #5 - Pro-life activists might have taken it a little too far and tu… | 11/29/2015 on american planned parenthood | +6 |
| #17 - Everyone knows that Koltira is the bottom anyway | 11/29/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #15 - Well last time we saw him Sylvanas grabbed him into Undercity … [+] (2 new replies) | 11/29/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
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| #12 - Btw what the **** happened to Koltira? [+] (4 new replies) | 11/29/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
| Well last time we saw him Sylvanas grabbed him into Undercity to | ||
| #11 - You mean opportunities for future expansions? [+] (6 new replies) | 11/29/2015 on (untitled) | +2 |
| Well last time we saw him Sylvanas grabbed him into Undercity to | ||
| #44 - As a bonus, look at 80s/90s video clips. Music didn't get any … | 11/29/2015 on Nicki is an actual person | +2 |
| #43 - To be fair, a lot of people would make an idiot of themselves … | 11/29/2015 on Nicki is an actual person | +6 |
| #42 - I heard he's still a spoiled little **** mostly, since … [+] (1 new reply) | 11/29/2015 on Nicki is an actual person | +4 |
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| #83 - You should have said yes, you're supporting natural selection … [+] (1 new reply) | 11/29/2015 on Vet Stories Part 2 | 0 |
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| #81 - To be fair, if I would bring in my dog for routine surgery and… | 11/29/2015 on Vet Stories Part 2 | 0 |
| #99 - You're gonna stone me for this but I like it on pizza with sou… | 11/29/2015 on Cheeki Breeki | 0 |
| #147 - She doesn't look really fat. Did you know many women have a re… | 11/28/2015 on Fat People | 0 |
| #12 - "Release human or I shall **** on you" [+] (1 new reply) | 11/26/2015 on Scientists | +1 |
| #24 - Ayyyyyyyyyy Macarena. | 11/26/2015 on We don't want to hope | +3 |
| #23 - Glorious Kurva master race. | 11/26/2015 on We don't want to hope | +1 |
| #36 - Fake, rats this size look differnet. | 11/24/2015 on Master Splinter | +1 |
| #46 - Some level of pain is enjoyable, like when you have an intchin… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/24/2015 on Allow me to explain | 0 |
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I think they're solo-able now. If not, wait a few levels.
That's **** , also what does it mean when an item binds to you, does it mean you need to pay to get it off or something?
It means you can't trade it or sell it on AH, only to a vendor.
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superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-] Well at least you didn't deny the friend request also no skype :C:C:C:C
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Should I join you ay you talk about dicks non-stop?
It seems like every time I comment on something you say, you get red thumbed into oblivion, so I just wanted to apologize. I really don't intend for that stuff to happen.

