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#224 - Very cheap! Good quality! You lokk like a gentleman who could …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on All Swedish 11th graders to... 0
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#225 - enlightednatzie (12/06/2015) [-]
Here too lol
#217 - oh... right. Wanna buy stolen perfume? Handbags? My 8th kid?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2015 on All Swedish 11th graders to... 0
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#218 - enlightednatzie (12/06/2015) [-]
*ignores*
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#224 - syntheticdoll (12/06/2015) [-]
Very cheap! Good quality! You lokk like a gentleman who could use some nice perfume for the ladies.
I also sell socks
Jesus seriously, they're all over the place with these shits
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#225 - enlightednatzie (12/06/2015) [-]
Here too lol
#214 - That's like saying America consists of mexicans.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/06/2015 on All Swedish 11th graders to... 0
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#215 - enlightednatzie (12/06/2015) [-]
But they are
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#217 - syntheticdoll (12/06/2015) [-]
oh... right.
Wanna buy stolen perfume? Handbags? My 8th kid?
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#218 - enlightednatzie (12/06/2015) [-]
*ignores*
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#224 - syntheticdoll (12/06/2015) [-]
Very cheap! Good quality! You lokk like a gentleman who could use some nice perfume for the ladies.
I also sell socks
Jesus seriously, they're all over the place with these shits
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#225 - enlightednatzie (12/06/2015) [-]
Here too lol
#29 - Same, there should be an "i suck at combat and only play …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Will slay monsters... 0
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#30 - LOLWUTS (12/06/2015) [-]
I found that spamming dodge helps a lot.
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#31 - fluttershyismine (12/06/2015) [-]
it's pretty easy if you set it on the lowest difficulty setting, the combat might not be for all, but once i got into it actually i think it is very well developed and love how crafting and alchemy binds with it. none the less i think you can mod it to be just story things , dont know tho
#7 - Daylight savings is to move the "daylight" parts of … 12/06/2015 on Genius +1
#26 - I heard you can skip it if you want to, when it came out it wa…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Will slay monsters... +1
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#28 - LOLWUTS (12/06/2015) [-]
I have 3 but I could just never get into it. It's an amazing game and all, but I just could never figure out combat or effective builds.
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#29 - syntheticdoll (12/06/2015) [-]
Same, there should be an "i suck at combat and only play for the story" with infinite hp and one-shotting everything for retards like us who can't even combat
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#30 - LOLWUTS (12/06/2015) [-]
I found that spamming dodge helps a lot.
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#31 - fluttershyismine (12/06/2015) [-]
it's pretty easy if you set it on the lowest difficulty setting, the combat might not be for all, but once i got into it actually i think it is very well developed and love how crafting and alchemy binds with it. none the less i think you can mod it to be just story things , dont know tho
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#27 - rheago (12/06/2015) [-]
thx bruh
#164 - So is it complaining that I point out how they screwed up a co…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on All Swedish 11th graders to... 0
#359 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
Eastern Europe is only second world on paper (yes, you're not even first world, technically, lol). I'm surprised you can walk at night at all after a long day of squatting in your unfurnished, dirty apartment that's been untouched since the 60's (or early 2000's in Hungary-years), and doing little else but eat expired canned meat and drink vodka.

All the /pol/ memes you've blindly swallowed about Sweden, just to have another global punching bag, are all grossly exaggerated and falsely make it seem as if Sweden is any worse off than for example Norway, France, Germany, Belgium, and several other European countries. I terms of Social Justice Warriors and feminazis, the US, Canada and the UK easily outclass us. The rest of Europe is about as bad as us, especially so the other Nordics. The burden of refugees have so far been unfairly distributed, but that's going to change soon. Not to mention that the fastest rising political party in Sweden is the right-wing anti-immigration party.

Meanwhile, your piss-covered, corrupt country will remain third-world-tier for at least half a century. Maybe once you tire of the corruption and ridiculous politics, you'll have a chance to join the rest of Europe as a respectable nation.
#24 - The edges would show. Now... what would you see in a mirror ball?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on what if +1
#32 - Push-ups really work the arms and shoulders, the most someone … 12/06/2015 on EVERY. SINGLE. DAY!! -1
#119 - Hungary  [+] (10 new replies) 12/06/2015 on All Swedish 11th graders to... 0
#206 - enlightednatzie (12/06/2015) [-]
>being a gypsie
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#214 - syntheticdoll (12/06/2015) [-]
That's like saying America consists of mexicans.
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#215 - enlightednatzie (12/06/2015) [-]
But they are
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#217 - syntheticdoll (12/06/2015) [-]
oh... right.
Wanna buy stolen perfume? Handbags? My 8th kid?
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#218 - enlightednatzie (12/06/2015) [-]
*ignores*
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#224 - syntheticdoll (12/06/2015) [-]
Very cheap! Good quality! You lokk like a gentleman who could use some nice perfume for the ladies.
I also sell socks
Jesus seriously, they're all over the place with these shits
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#225 - enlightednatzie (12/06/2015) [-]
Here too lol
#161 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Oh, okay, so a third world country riddled with corruption. Move to a decent country before complaining about others.
#164 - syntheticdoll (12/06/2015) [-]
So is it complaining that I point out how they screwed up a country with accepting tons of immigrants and making the place one big ghetto? Of course I don't mean every single citizen, most of them probably hates the situation.
"Third World" Nice try, Eastern Europe is still first world believe it or not. Corruption or not at least I can walk the streets at night without the fear of Immigrants.
#359 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
Eastern Europe is only second world on paper (yes, you're not even first world, technically, lol). I'm surprised you can walk at night at all after a long day of squatting in your unfurnished, dirty apartment that's been untouched since the 60's (or early 2000's in Hungary-years), and doing little else but eat expired canned meat and drink vodka.

All the /pol/ memes you've blindly swallowed about Sweden, just to have another global punching bag, are all grossly exaggerated and falsely make it seem as if Sweden is any worse off than for example Norway, France, Germany, Belgium, and several other European countries. I terms of Social Justice Warriors and feminazis, the US, Canada and the UK easily outclass us. The rest of Europe is about as bad as us, especially so the other Nordics. The burden of refugees have so far been unfairly distributed, but that's going to change soon. Not to mention that the fastest rising political party in Sweden is the right-wing anti-immigration party.

Meanwhile, your piss-covered, corrupt country will remain third-world-tier for at least half a century. Maybe once you tire of the corruption and ridiculous politics, you'll have a chance to join the rest of Europe as a respectable nation.
#10 - Everything related to Withcer is a ******* maserpiece.  [+] (9 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Will slay monsters... +2
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#24 - rheago (12/06/2015) [-]
Is the witcher 1 good? Cause i might get into it but i'm sure my laptop can run 2 let alone 3
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#26 - syntheticdoll (12/06/2015) [-]
I heard you can skip it if you want to, when it came out it was really good compared to other games of the time but it has different mechanics than what you are used to in other games as I know. But by all means, read the books.
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#28 - LOLWUTS (12/06/2015) [-]
I have 3 but I could just never get into it. It's an amazing game and all, but I just could never figure out combat or effective builds.
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#29 - syntheticdoll (12/06/2015) [-]
Same, there should be an "i suck at combat and only play for the story" with infinite hp and one-shotting everything for retards like us who can't even combat
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#30 - LOLWUTS (12/06/2015) [-]
I found that spamming dodge helps a lot.
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#31 - fluttershyismine (12/06/2015) [-]
it's pretty easy if you set it on the lowest difficulty setting, the combat might not be for all, but once i got into it actually i think it is very well developed and love how crafting and alchemy binds with it. none the less i think you can mod it to be just story things , dont know tho
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#27 - rheago (12/06/2015) [-]
thx bruh
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#14 - FeeFieFoe (12/06/2015) [-]
Witcher 3 also improved on nearly everything from the previous games except maybe the potion/usable item mechanic, somehow alcohol is used to refill everything after meditating, which isn't too bad and is probably nit picking at one of the smallest little changes, but the witcher senses and investigating is repetitive but otherwise pretty goddamn good everywhere else. Definitely a solid 7/10.
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#20 - tkfourtwoone (12/06/2015) [-]
The potion/oils/bombs/etc refilling was a stroke of genius, even if it "casualizes" the game quite a bit - their intent was to eliminate hoarding in the idea of "oh, I'm gonna keep this stuff for when it's REALLY important" like you do in so many RPGs, they wanted to give incentives to people to actually USE the tools at their disposal... and in that, they succeeded remarkably.

HOWEVER, where W3 pales to W2 is the main story. OK, so not many people enjoyed the convoluted political plot in TW2, but it was far more in depth and more well-written than "sorry Geralt, Ciri is in another castle" plot. Not to mention that they fucked up Eredin as the main antagonist big time, by comparison Gaunter O'Dimm from the Hearts of Stone expansion is several leagues above him
#28 - Do students actually say this? I mean I have a teacher who I w…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on why i am single. 0
#62 - lujan (12/06/2015) [-]
Some students are pretty straight forward.
#70 - Sweden, we used to like you with all the IKEA and meatballs an…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/06/2015 on All Swedish 11th graders to... -1
#110 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Where do you live?
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#119 - syntheticdoll (12/06/2015) [-]
Hungary
#206 - enlightednatzie (12/06/2015) [-]
>being a gypsie
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#214 - syntheticdoll (12/06/2015) [-]
That's like saying America consists of mexicans.
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#215 - enlightednatzie (12/06/2015) [-]
But they are
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#217 - syntheticdoll (12/06/2015) [-]
oh... right.
Wanna buy stolen perfume? Handbags? My 8th kid?
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#218 - enlightednatzie (12/06/2015) [-]
*ignores*
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#224 - syntheticdoll (12/06/2015) [-]
Very cheap! Good quality! You lokk like a gentleman who could use some nice perfume for the ladies.
I also sell socks
Jesus seriously, they're all over the place with these shits
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#225 - enlightednatzie (12/06/2015) [-]
Here too lol
#161 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Oh, okay, so a third world country riddled with corruption. Move to a decent country before complaining about others.
#164 - syntheticdoll (12/06/2015) [-]
So is it complaining that I point out how they screwed up a country with accepting tons of immigrants and making the place one big ghetto? Of course I don't mean every single citizen, most of them probably hates the situation.
"Third World" Nice try, Eastern Europe is still first world believe it or not. Corruption or not at least I can walk the streets at night without the fear of Immigrants.
#359 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
Eastern Europe is only second world on paper (yes, you're not even first world, technically, lol). I'm surprised you can walk at night at all after a long day of squatting in your unfurnished, dirty apartment that's been untouched since the 60's (or early 2000's in Hungary-years), and doing little else but eat expired canned meat and drink vodka.

All the /pol/ memes you've blindly swallowed about Sweden, just to have another global punching bag, are all grossly exaggerated and falsely make it seem as if Sweden is any worse off than for example Norway, France, Germany, Belgium, and several other European countries. I terms of Social Justice Warriors and feminazis, the US, Canada and the UK easily outclass us. The rest of Europe is about as bad as us, especially so the other Nordics. The burden of refugees have so far been unfairly distributed, but that's going to change soon. Not to mention that the fastest rising political party in Sweden is the right-wing anti-immigration party.

Meanwhile, your piss-covered, corrupt country will remain third-world-tier for at least half a century. Maybe once you tire of the corruption and ridiculous politics, you'll have a chance to join the rest of Europe as a respectable nation.
#69 - Oh how nice of them, supporting all swedish students with toil…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/06/2015 on All Swedish 11th graders to... 0
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#70 - syntheticdoll (12/06/2015) [-]
Sweden, we used to like you with all the IKEA and meatballs and deers and shit, you fucked up.
#110 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Where do you live?
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#119 - syntheticdoll (12/06/2015) [-]
Hungary
#206 - enlightednatzie (12/06/2015) [-]
>being a gypsie
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#214 - syntheticdoll (12/06/2015) [-]
That's like saying America consists of mexicans.
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#215 - enlightednatzie (12/06/2015) [-]
But they are
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#217 - syntheticdoll (12/06/2015) [-]
oh... right.
Wanna buy stolen perfume? Handbags? My 8th kid?
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#218 - enlightednatzie (12/06/2015) [-]
*ignores*
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#224 - syntheticdoll (12/06/2015) [-]
Very cheap! Good quality! You lokk like a gentleman who could use some nice perfume for the ladies.
I also sell socks
Jesus seriously, they're all over the place with these shits
User avatar
#225 - enlightednatzie (12/06/2015) [-]
Here too lol
#161 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Oh, okay, so a third world country riddled with corruption. Move to a decent country before complaining about others.
#164 - syntheticdoll (12/06/2015) [-]
So is it complaining that I point out how they screwed up a country with accepting tons of immigrants and making the place one big ghetto? Of course I don't mean every single citizen, most of them probably hates the situation.
"Third World" Nice try, Eastern Europe is still first world believe it or not. Corruption or not at least I can walk the streets at night without the fear of Immigrants.
#359 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
Eastern Europe is only second world on paper (yes, you're not even first world, technically, lol). I'm surprised you can walk at night at all after a long day of squatting in your unfurnished, dirty apartment that's been untouched since the 60's (or early 2000's in Hungary-years), and doing little else but eat expired canned meat and drink vodka.

All the /pol/ memes you've blindly swallowed about Sweden, just to have another global punching bag, are all grossly exaggerated and falsely make it seem as if Sweden is any worse off than for example Norway, France, Germany, Belgium, and several other European countries. I terms of Social Justice Warriors and feminazis, the US, Canada and the UK easily outclass us. The rest of Europe is about as bad as us, especially so the other Nordics. The burden of refugees have so far been unfairly distributed, but that's going to change soon. Not to mention that the fastest rising political party in Sweden is the right-wing anti-immigration party.

Meanwhile, your piss-covered, corrupt country will remain third-world-tier for at least half a century. Maybe once you tire of the corruption and ridiculous politics, you'll have a chance to join the rest of Europe as a respectable nation.
#31 - When my friend was traveling she told me they put her luggage … 12/06/2015 on 747 has space +1
#30 - I heard it's not really ten dollars but more. btw, what ab…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2015 on 747 has space +3
#66 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Some companies used to, i don't know if they still do, make fat people pay for 2 seats because how much they spilled over into their neighbors seat. That is kinda a fat charge.
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#64 - rapterjesus (12/06/2015) [-]
ATM, thanks to the drop in fuel prices, the Average cost of jet fuel in the U.S. is between $5-$6 depending on fuel, per gallon.
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#63 - nemecyst (12/06/2015) [-]
As much as there should be, there isnt.
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#42 - Some of my additions +1 Saliva is said to cause infec… 12/06/2015 on unspoken rules about sex +4
#51 - What about War? They saound really alike with Conquest. 12/06/2015 on 4 Signs of Apocalypse 0
#198 - Well, should have seen it coming. 12/06/2015 on Feels _ man 0
#197 - It's not like a crippling fear, it's more like a thing I'd be … 12/06/2015 on Feels _ man 0
#8 - Well that's what you get for singing that with stars on your h… 12/05/2015 on When you get hit in the balls 0
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#6 - Please tell me this is the "before" part. 12/05/2015 on When you get hit in the balls +3
#15 - Not that much, especially wolfdogs (wolf and dog mix). You jus…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/05/2015 on Gentle wolf +5
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#33 - mutzaki (12/05/2015) [-]
I think Dember would want to share a word with you. I haven't seen her around lately, though, so this summon might be pointless.
#62 - harbingerwolf (12/06/2015) [-]
You need the correct wolf gifs to summon her.
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#131 - Dember (12/12/2015) [-]
>>#33,

chill guys my computer was broken, lol I'm here now
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#20 - goddamnwizard (12/05/2015) [-]
My step dad had a couple wolf dogs. Very cool animals. But what he understood and what you have to understand is that you have to be dominant with them. Make them know you're the pack leader. First time they bit him, actually snapped at him, he lifted them up by the scruff and flung their asses into his pond. They never acted up after that. And both of them did it right after they'd grown out of the puppy stage.
#130 - Dember (12/12/2015) [-]
Your dad had a couple of huskies more like, not wolfdogs.

Any wolfdog of significant content (more than like 20%) is not going to be obedient because you're "da alfa" with it -- if anything they'll be aloof and fearful with you because they don't trust you.

They're not stupid enough to think you're a fellow canine, so when you try to act like how YOU perceive a dominant canine to act, they just see you being an unstable-as-fuck human.

Oh, and FYI, wolfdogs don't submit to dominant dogs; in fact if they're the same sex, you can expect a fight to the death 10 times out of 10.
That's why people keep them in pairs of one male and one female once they reach sexual maturity, no exceptions unless you want to end up burying one of them.

Source: 10+ years of working with real wolfdogs, pic related.
#71 - chiefhs (12/06/2015) [-]
That's honestly how you have to be with any dog, but I understand the pack instincts would be stronger with those kind of dogs
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#132 - Dember (12/12/2015) [-]
>>#26,

Opposite actually. See above comment by me.
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#26 - brokentrucker (12/05/2015) [-]
That sounds badass as fuck.

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#52 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
Pig gore
#50 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
this
#49 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
enjoy ya' faggot
#48 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
meep
#47 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
Enjoy your surveillence
User avatar #40 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
Also how do I kill those huge ass enemys in ghostlands
User avatar #41 to #40 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
I think they're solo-able now. If not, wait a few levels.
User avatar #42 to #41 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
Level 19, they worth any good loot?
User avatar #43 to #42 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
They are just quest objectives
User avatar #44 to #43 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
That's **** , also what does it mean when an item binds to you, does it mean you need to pay to get it off or something?
User avatar #45 to #44 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
It means you can't trade it or sell it on AH, only to a vendor.
#39 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
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Well at least you didn't deny the friend request also no skype :C:C:C:C
#37 - tarabostes ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
AWAKEN MY DOLL!!!
User avatar #36 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
Hihi
User avatar #28 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
...I'm not sure if this is lootsa or not?
User avatar #29 to #28 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
who?
User avatar #30 to #29 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
Luca
User avatar #31 to #30 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Ye, I am.
User avatar #32 to #31 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
Why are you unactive ibn fag chat
User avatar #33 to #32 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Should I join you ay you talk about dicks non-stop?
User avatar #34 to #33 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
Wha? don't you like dicks? should I ta;l about tits instead?
User avatar #35 to #34 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Fiiiiine I'll try to pay attention.
#24 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
synthetic doll? More like synthetic WHORE!!!
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#23 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Finally, synthetic dolls!
#22 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #21 - maybetraffy (02/11/2015) [-]
toast nudes
#14 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
#15 to #14 - moronfromeast (02/02/2015) [-]
hun vey, they are hurting the chosen asian people
#17 to #16 - moronfromeast (02/02/2015) [-]
hun is of immune to kill
User avatar #13 - lordbrauner (12/24/2014) [-]
It seems like every time I comment on something you say, you get red thumbed into oblivion, so I just wanted to apologize. I really don't intend for that stuff to happen.
#12 - arikel (12/23/2014) [-]
I want pictures of you so that I may fantasize about how cool it would be to date you and idealize your personality since I don't know you.
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