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Date Signed Up:8/09/2012
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#18 - It's not harmful for your skin. But high-end super expensive …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2015 on No wonder she was crying +7
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#60 - twiceasfun (12/12/2015) [-]
I don't know, I've never gotten really expensive liner, but there's a world of difference between $8 and $3 liner, and the cheaply shit sucks a dozen flacid dicks. But I don't know, that could also be just because I use liquid, it doesn't seem to me that there would be much of a difference between cheap and expensive pencil eyeliner if that's what you are talking about
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#63 - syntheticdoll (12/12/2015) [-]
It's pretty random, like you have the cheap shit, the expensive slightly les sshit, the good expensive, then the rarest of all pokémon, the really good cheap. Btw I use liquid too. Pencils are kind of a lottery, if it's too hard you can't properly line with it, if it's too soft you can't sharpen it, but most are okay.
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#64 - twiceasfun (12/12/2015) [-]
My experience was always a lot more straightforward, as in I always got what I paid for. Interesting though, but I don't think I wanna bother with weeding through the shit to find a good, super cheap liner when what I get lasts me forever and a half anyway. And yeah, as far as pencil goes, I've just never liked it
#69 - Ye, cool, I live in a village, let me tell you the sunday sche…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2015 on Well then +2
#78 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
I live in a city in Finland, I have to be at work at 6:00 in another city 50km away, I could take 3 buses, one at 8:40, 13:10 or 15:20. Here driving alone/carpooling is the way to get anywhere.
#51 - >write a comment about how much you hate it, wasting your t… 12/10/2015 on (untitled) +3
#39 - This is why I never took the antibiotics my doctor gave me for… 12/09/2015 on Well, life is terrifying. 0
#48 - Also since hard contacts fall out easily, you can also "b… 12/09/2015 on what in the fuck? 0
#24 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2015 on Deus Vult 0
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#27 - It seems creepy to me like how you have to pinch them off your…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/08/2015 on what in the fuck? 0
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#35 - nyuORlucy (12/09/2015) [-]
hold the contact in place then roll your eye in a different direction. its suction isnt as strong on the rest of your eye cause its meant for the iris
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#48 - syntheticdoll (12/09/2015) [-]
Also since hard contacts fall out easily, you can also "blink" it out if you pull your outer corner and blink a few times. But taking it out with the suction cup feels heavenly when all you peel is *pop* and no more pain and the fresh air hits your iris (seriously those plastic shits don't breathe AT ALL)
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#28 - werotus (12/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, I can imagine that. The eye pinching doesn't bother me. I mean, there's a layer of plastic between your fingers and your eye. Well, People dislike different things, doesn't matter.
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#53 - nyuORlucy (12/09/2015) [-]
im so used to contacts i can put them in without a mirror
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#43 - Tusura (12/09/2015) [-]
My wife wears soft contacts, and watching her take them out makes my eyes water every time.

I have 20/10 vision, so I've never had to deal with anything like that before, so it really bothers me.
#12 - They have, used it when I had hard contacts for a short period…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/08/2015 on what in the fuck? +3
#51 - geneticrepo (12/09/2015) [-]
Thats so cool man. Thats exactly what i was expecting.
Thanks. =]
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#19 - werotus (12/08/2015) [-]
I've worn medium soft contacts for over 5 years and never had a problem with taking them off. I don't see why it's supposedly a big deal.
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#27 - syntheticdoll (12/08/2015) [-]
It seems creepy to me like how you have to pinch them off your eyeball. But fo hard contatcs these are necessary because you can't pinch them, you would have to scoop them from your eye which has a really high risk of an eye injury.
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#35 - nyuORlucy (12/09/2015) [-]
hold the contact in place then roll your eye in a different direction. its suction isnt as strong on the rest of your eye cause its meant for the iris
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#48 - syntheticdoll (12/09/2015) [-]
Also since hard contacts fall out easily, you can also "blink" it out if you pull your outer corner and blink a few times. But taking it out with the suction cup feels heavenly when all you peel is *pop* and no more pain and the fresh air hits your iris (seriously those plastic shits don't breathe AT ALL)
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#28 - werotus (12/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, I can imagine that. The eye pinching doesn't bother me. I mean, there's a layer of plastic between your fingers and your eye. Well, People dislike different things, doesn't matter.
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#53 - nyuORlucy (12/09/2015) [-]
im so used to contacts i can put them in without a mirror
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#43 - Tusura (12/09/2015) [-]
My wife wears soft contacts, and watching her take them out makes my eyes water every time.

I have 20/10 vision, so I've never had to deal with anything like that before, so it really bothers me.
#191 - I have a feeling 4chan got there first...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on Person Of The Year +2
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#235 - harrykuntz (12/08/2015) [-]
4chan started by telling people to vote for Trump yesterday or the day before, not sure when the hive mind changed to Abu though
#41 - Well then Vader it is. Unless he finds a way to disbale hi… 12/08/2015 on Who would WIN? 0
#25 - If we have to learn algebra and **** , some basic biolog… 12/08/2015 on Sex +17
#14 - Hehehe... It actually does but I don't see how that affect… 12/07/2015 on Christmas morning 0
#14 - My phone fell 2ft and the screens's corner cracked, my last ph… 12/07/2015 on Impact Protection Case +2
#24 - Face to face: Vader Surprise Attack: Batman If he has …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2015 on Who would WIN? +3
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#35 - doctorcamden (12/08/2015) [-]
The force allows Vader to "sense" everything around him and alerts him to danger, Batman cannot sneak attack Vader.
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#41 - syntheticdoll (12/08/2015) [-]
Well then Vader it is.
Unless he finds a way to disbale his powers because... he's fucking Batman.
#9 - This is why you get breakage warranty, kids. Serious…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/07/2015 on Impact Protection Case +2
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#13 - mooghens (12/07/2015) [-]
They don't. You just pay up front for someone else to take the bill for the repair. Odds it wont even be the store you bought it at. If the product truly is at fault for the failure, the manufacturer will cover the repair cost. Paying extra for breakage warranty effectively signifies you are a fucking child who cant take care of your shit. Or do shit like the kid in the OP on a regular basis.
#17 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
Just because you never leave your bedroom so you never have to worry about things happening doesn't mean the rest of us don't.
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#14 - syntheticdoll (12/07/2015) [-]
My phone fell 2ft and the screens's corner cracked, my last phone fell because it got caught in a girl's bag, the headphone pulled it out, slammed screen-first into the concrete and bam, useless. I'm just making sure I don't lose a shitton of money since these newer phones break like crystal glass.
#12 - So... Jesus is my autistic brother. He threw a tempe…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2015 on Christmas morning 0
#13 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
I didn't realize autism ran in the family.
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#14 - syntheticdoll (12/07/2015) [-]
Hehehe...
It actually does but I don't see how that affects the quality of my phone and accidents
#27 - Still if we nuke Syria, the few thousand terrorists residing i…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2015 on (untitled) 0
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#28 - crudscarr (12/07/2015) [-]
Then we kill them. Then if we nuked them we would have to be ready for backlash. Increased security to keep the innocent people protected. I'm saying as last resort. If they grow to the point we need to drop a 300 to 350 kt nuke on them to stop them then we should of done something before they grew to that size. Its highly unlikely they could actually defeat a full scale invasion of many countries.
#25 - Because he isn't killing innoncents for the sole reason of fol… 12/07/2015 on (untitled) +1
#23 - Problem is, they are in our countries now so you'd have to nuk…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/07/2015 on (untitled) 0
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#26 - crudscarr (12/07/2015) [-]
If we actually dealt with where they are coming from would fix some problems. I would prefer a shit ton of countries going to Syria and dealing with them. I would only say nuke them if we have no other option. Also im pretty sure there are more in Syria then Europe combined. Fuck it if we wanted to fix all the problems just go back in time and kill Muhammad.
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#27 - syntheticdoll (12/07/2015) [-]
Still if we nuke Syria, the few thousand terrorists residing in Europe will go batshit on citizens.
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#28 - crudscarr (12/07/2015) [-]
Then we kill them. Then if we nuked them we would have to be ready for backlash. Increased security to keep the innocent people protected. I'm saying as last resort. If they grow to the point we need to drop a 300 to 350 kt nuke on them to stop them then we should of done something before they grew to that size. Its highly unlikely they could actually defeat a full scale invasion of many countries.
#30 - If I respect someone it doesn't mean I can't point out the rea… 12/07/2015 on Anon has parents +6
#29 - MFW I realized my parents really didn't give a **** abo…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2015 on Anon has parents +6
#64 - megathen (12/07/2015) [-]
MFW my parents also don't want me going to a therapist, but because they don't want to think that maybe they've made mistakes
#73 - Gypsy foods: ---- I pick what I can. 12/07/2015 on U N S T U M P A B L E 0
#12 - Went to munich 2 times during the beggining of October in 5th … 12/06/2015 on feelin festive 0
#32 - At least Mexicans have good food and are willing to work. Be grateful.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2015 on U N S T U M P A B L E 0
#69 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
Totally cool with Mexicans as a culture. This is talking about Illegal immigrants, unless you're racist, you should know that not all illegal immigrants are Mexican and that not all Mexicans are illegal immigrants.
#55 - heartlessrobot (12/07/2015) [-]
>Beans and rice
>good food
Pick one.
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#73 - syntheticdoll (12/07/2015) [-]
Gypsy foods: ----
I pick what I can.
#15 - Then in the other half they're lucky if they make $3 12/06/2015 on >$15/hr 0

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#52 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
Pig gore
#50 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
this
#49 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
enjoy ya' faggot
#48 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
meep
#47 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
Enjoy your surveillence
User avatar #40 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
Also how do I kill those huge ass enemys in ghostlands
User avatar #41 to #40 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
I think they're solo-able now. If not, wait a few levels.
User avatar #42 to #41 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
Level 19, they worth any good loot?
User avatar #43 to #42 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
They are just quest objectives
User avatar #44 to #43 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
That's **** , also what does it mean when an item binds to you, does it mean you need to pay to get it off or something?
User avatar #45 to #44 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
It means you can't trade it or sell it on AH, only to a vendor.
#39 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
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Well at least you didn't deny the friend request also no skype :C:C:C:C
#37 - tarabostes ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
AWAKEN MY DOLL!!!
User avatar #36 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
Hihi
User avatar #28 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
...I'm not sure if this is lootsa or not?
User avatar #29 to #28 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
who?
User avatar #30 to #29 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
Luca
User avatar #31 to #30 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Ye, I am.
User avatar #32 to #31 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
Why are you unactive ibn fag chat
User avatar #33 to #32 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Should I join you ay you talk about dicks non-stop?
User avatar #34 to #33 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
Wha? don't you like dicks? should I ta;l about tits instead?
User avatar #35 to #34 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Fiiiiine I'll try to pay attention.
#24 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
synthetic doll? More like synthetic WHORE!!!
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#23 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Finally, synthetic dolls!
#22 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #21 - maybetraffy (02/11/2015) [-]
toast nudes
#14 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
#15 to #14 - moronfromeast (02/02/2015) [-]
hun vey, they are hurting the chosen asian people
#17 to #16 - moronfromeast (02/02/2015) [-]
hun is of immune to kill
User avatar #13 - lordbrauner (12/24/2014) [-]
It seems like every time I comment on something you say, you get red thumbed into oblivion, so I just wanted to apologize. I really don't intend for that stuff to happen.
#12 - arikel (12/23/2014) [-]
I want pictures of you so that I may fantasize about how cool it would be to date you and idealize your personality since I don't know you.
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