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Date Signed Up:8/09/2012
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#112 - You just have to get the wood frame, a big-ass blade, sharpen …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on alternatives to lethal... 0
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#117 - toosexyforyou (12/15/2015) [-]
Yeah the other contraption isn't efficient, the guillotine is fine
#106 - If I can pick betwwen having a serial killer's heart/liver/kid… 12/15/2015 on alternatives to lethal... +1
#104 - Why not just use a quiotine? (or how you spell that head chopp…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2015 on alternatives to lethal... 0
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#111 - toosexyforyou (12/15/2015) [-]
It's definitely not efficient money wise.
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#112 - syntheticdoll (12/15/2015) [-]
You just have to get the wood frame, a big-ass blade, sharpen it once in a while and hire someone to clean all the bllod.
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#117 - toosexyforyou (12/15/2015) [-]
Yeah the other contraption isn't efficient, the guillotine is fine
#101 - I always thought the death penatly should be only used in extr… 12/15/2015 on alternatives to lethal... 0
#75 - In this case, this is just a regular thought of an early 20s v… 12/14/2015 on the eye of argon was worse 0
#73 - I just don't think the writer gets the problem of Chrstian. Li… 12/14/2015 on the eye of argon was worse +3
#42 - Glass can be strong but it gets ****** up by heat easil…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on RHNB in water 0
#50 - solomonkane (12/14/2015) [-]
And yet, this glass didnt break.
#41 - Putting your hand in liquid nitrogen is really dangerous but y…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on RHNB in water 0
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#46 - jzwangpk (12/14/2015) [-]
Well yes, which is why I said 'for a second'. You can just stick your entire hand in and pull it out immediately, it'll be cold as fuck but you won't get frostbite or anything. Not that I'd recommend doing it unless you know what you're doing.
#109 - *Poe 12/14/2015 on RAAAAAAAAWR XD 0
#108 - Jesus I hope not, but if yes i'm interested how goth got from …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on RAAAAAAAAWR XD 0
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#109 - syntheticdoll (12/14/2015) [-]
*Poe
#71 - Actually I'm a huge ******* moron because the only reas… 12/14/2015 on Asa Akira Twitter... 0
#67 - Any brands/models you recommend? Also how the **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Asa Akira Twitter... 0
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#69 - boundangel (12/14/2015) [-]
This is going to sound funny but dollar shave club gives great razors, sends them to your house every month and they are easy to clean with high pressured water. So if you have a water flosser it works great for cleaning the razors. I don't know any buy me ince kinds but for the price dollar shave club is bar none.
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#71 - syntheticdoll (12/14/2015) [-]
Actually I'm a huge fucking moron because the only reason I don't epilate is because the old one broke and i'm poor, otherwise i can use it anywhere except fr "that part". Damn, I know what i'll ask for christmas now.
#45 - Dispensable men's razors are still better than women's? Al…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Asa Akira Twitter... 0
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#65 - boundangel (12/14/2015) [-]
Usually yes tho in the Gillette variety they are about equal. I just prefer mens for my full shaving needs. As you say the hoo-ha is a might touchy when getting shaved. Boy razors do a better and closer shave.
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#67 - syntheticdoll (12/14/2015) [-]
Any brands/models you recommend?
Also how the fuck do i clean the properly, i just wash them with usually but ofc that leads to rusting eventually.
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#69 - boundangel (12/14/2015) [-]
This is going to sound funny but dollar shave club gives great razors, sends them to your house every month and they are easy to clean with high pressured water. So if you have a water flosser it works great for cleaning the razors. I don't know any buy me ince kinds but for the price dollar shave club is bar none.
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#71 - syntheticdoll (12/14/2015) [-]
Actually I'm a huge fucking moron because the only reason I don't epilate is because the old one broke and i'm poor, otherwise i can use it anywhere except fr "that part". Damn, I know what i'll ask for christmas now.
#51 - What if we told you, not everyone's dream is to become the leg…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Model's career ruined +9
#72 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
well she's still a model who does get paid to look pretty for the camera.

so how hard can her life really be?

she's even landed a husband of her choice, despite any rumors,
and you know she aint messing with no broke nigga
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#75 - iqequalzero (12/14/2015) [-]
Modelling is actually a whole lot more taxing and difficult than most people think. Long hours and shit.
#85 - Right after alcohol 12/12/2015 on Anon attends a premiere 0
#69 - You call it Kompot too? Amazing Hunfag here.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/12/2015 on Anon attends a premiere +3
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#90 - hudgy (12/13/2015) [-]
It's called kompot in Serbia, too
#72 - tarabostes (12/12/2015) [-]
>Spelling it with K




Disgusting bozgor
#70 - sobir (12/12/2015) [-]
kompot = mans greatest creation
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#85 - syntheticdoll (12/12/2015) [-]
Right after alcohol
#63 - It's pretty random, like you have the cheap **** , the e…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2015 on No wonder she was crying 0
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#64 - twiceasfun (12/12/2015) [-]
My experience was always a lot more straightforward, as in I always got what I paid for. Interesting though, but I don't think I wanna bother with weeding through the shit to find a good, super cheap liner when what I get lasts me forever and a half anyway. And yeah, as far as pencil goes, I've just never liked it
#344 - I love it, like ye, violence is a thing but the part was reall… 12/12/2015 on Anime recommendations 0
#21 - He's pretty much a minor character right now, like having 2-3 …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2015 on Jail University 0
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#22 - zomaru (12/12/2015) [-]
Sexual grunts aren't lines
#14 - Well there isn't really that much Horror anime, especially goo…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2015 on Anime recommendations +19
#73 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
Saw is a Mystery/Thriller. People who categorize it as horror are miscategorizing it.

A lot of Thriller movies are also Horror movies and vice-versa, but Saw isn't one of those movies.

I think Hellsing also falls under Action/Thriller, not Horror.

Another is pretty good, but yeah there aren't many good anime in the horror genre
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#40 - alleksi (12/11/2015) [-]
Mononoke
#11 - Say whatever you want but dancing in shoes like this takes ski… 12/11/2015 on "Funny"Junk these days 0
#10 - Every single time I plan to go to the local aniem con some … 12/11/2015 on Group travel plans 0
#13 - Agreed, ******* of fanservice but Joe's bondage rampage…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2015 on Jail University 0
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#20 - zomaru (12/11/2015) [-]
I liked the beginning of that arc, Risa and joe worked well. But what they've done with him as of late is one step above retarded.
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#21 - syntheticdoll (12/12/2015) [-]
He's pretty much a minor character right now, like having 2-3 lines every 3 or so chapters.
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#22 - zomaru (12/12/2015) [-]
Sexual grunts aren't lines
#12 - The anime is good I think, the mange is boring since in the la… 12/11/2015 on Jail University -1
#47 - Mermaids basically grow up on The Little mermaid and all of th… 12/11/2015 on Mfw people insist on... +1

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#52 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
Pig gore
#50 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
this
#49 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
enjoy ya' faggot
#48 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
meep
#47 - swigs (10/21/2015) [-]
Enjoy your surveillence
User avatar #40 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
Also how do I kill those huge ass enemys in ghostlands
User avatar #41 to #40 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
I think they're solo-able now. If not, wait a few levels.
User avatar #42 to #41 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
Level 19, they worth any good loot?
User avatar #43 to #42 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
They are just quest objectives
User avatar #44 to #43 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
That's **** , also what does it mean when an item binds to you, does it mean you need to pay to get it off or something?
User avatar #45 to #44 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
It means you can't trade it or sell it on AH, only to a vendor.
#39 - superstephtime (09/16/2015) [-]
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Well at least you didn't deny the friend request also no skype :C:C:C:C
#37 - tarabostes ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
AWAKEN MY DOLL!!!
User avatar #36 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
Hihi
User avatar #28 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
...I'm not sure if this is lootsa or not?
User avatar #29 to #28 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
who?
User avatar #30 to #29 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
Luca
User avatar #31 to #30 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Ye, I am.
User avatar #32 to #31 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
Why are you unactive ibn fag chat
User avatar #33 to #32 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Should I join you ay you talk about dicks non-stop?
User avatar #34 to #33 - swigs (07/09/2015) [-]
Wha? don't you like dicks? should I ta;l about tits instead?
User avatar #35 to #34 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Fiiiiine I'll try to pay attention.
#24 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
synthetic doll? More like synthetic WHORE!!!
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#23 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Finally, synthetic dolls!
#22 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #21 - maybetraffy (02/11/2015) [-]
toast nudes
#14 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
#15 to #14 - moronfromeast (02/02/2015) [-]
hun vey, they are hurting the chosen asian people
#17 to #16 - moronfromeast (02/02/2015) [-]
hun is of immune to kill
User avatar #13 - lordbrauner (12/24/2014) [-]
It seems like every time I comment on something you say, you get red thumbed into oblivion, so I just wanted to apologize. I really don't intend for that stuff to happen.
#12 - arikel (12/23/2014) [-]
I want pictures of you so that I may fantasize about how cool it would be to date you and idealize your personality since I don't know you.
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