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#1067994 - Thumb for the ass 10 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1067984 - good ol' Nyanners 10 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#392 - Picture 16 hours ago on Time for Spooky Party,... +4
#1067590 - Damn you 10/31/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#34 - Here's a different one  [+] (11 new replies) 10/31/2014 on Aliens +29
User avatar #44 - neokun (10/31/2014) [-]
Is this from the actual game?
#46 - usgay (10/31/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #50 - neokun (10/31/2014) [-]
Which one?
User avatar #74 - curveball (10/31/2014) [-]
If you beat HALO CE on legendary, this is added to the final cutscene.
User avatar #112 - neokun (19 hours ago) [-]
so whats the story on that? ive not played the first one. why they hugging and what blew up in the distance?
User avatar #113 - curveball (16 hours ago) [-]
In the first HALO the UNSC ship Pillar of Autumn crashes onto the HALO ringworld. At the end of the game you destroy the HALO ring world by overloading the Pillar of Autumn's engine reactors (or something along those lines). Basically in the clip, the explosion is the Pillar of Autumn's reactors going critical, heralding the destruction of the ringworld. Sgt. Johnson is fighting an elite while this is happens, and realizing this is the end decides to spend his final moments making love and not war (since he survives into the later games, it's safe to say this ending isn't canon as there's no way he could have survived).
User avatar #114 - neokun (16 hours ago) [-]
Thats so sad.
User avatar #115 - curveball (15 hours ago) [-]
Actually it's pretty funny. He's fighting with the elite, and as the ship explodes he says "oh shi..." Then he turns to the elite and says "this is it baby, hold me", and they hug it out.
#52 - anon (10/31/2014) [-]
The first one, it's the legendary ending.
User avatar #73 - georgeojffs (10/31/2014) [-]
No, this is the Halo Anniversary Edition on legendary tard
#42 - nativeboy (10/31/2014) [-]
The ass grab, *WORT?*
#1067322 - I actually really liked it. 10/31/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1067173 - Akatsuki Ousawa, and he gets the bitches 10/30/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1067169 - Why the **** did I watch all of that 10/30/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1067160 - I'll probably get around to watching it because of that 10/30/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1067141 - I can, but i'll guarantee nothing. 10/30/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +2

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#150 to #149 - synchron (10/26/2014) [-]
Your videos never cease to amaze me.
#142 - keltainenlumi (10/21/2014) [-]
I got a new computer and forgot to get my animus off the old one.
User avatar #143 to #142 - synchron (10/21/2014) [-]
Oh boy, how much we talkin?
User avatar #144 to #143 - keltainenlumi (10/21/2014) [-]
Like 300gigs.
#145 to #144 - synchron (10/21/2014) [-]
There there, it's all gon b okay 						*****					.   I've only got about 15 gigs at a time because I delete them once I watch them. I've only got about 450 gigs for my entire computer.
There there, it's all gon b okay ***** . I've only got about 15 gigs at a time because I delete them once I watch them. I've only got about 450 gigs for my entire computer.
#146 to #145 - keltainenlumi (10/21/2014) [-]
Well I had watched most of it. Need to re download some ongoing series that I was watching. Thank gooby that MAL exists.
#147 to #146 - synchron (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm rooting for you bb, good luck
I'm rooting for you bb, good luck
#120 to #119 - synchron (10/18/2014) [-]
I wish I had more relevant images but I don't
#121 to #120 - dbdeano (10/18/2014) [-]
You are not a true STALKER!
#122 to #121 - synchron (10/18/2014) [-]
pls no bully
#123 to #122 - dbdeano (10/18/2014) [-]
Heh, haven't seen that one yet. Have you played the misery mod for CoP?
User avatar #124 to #123 - synchron (10/18/2014) [-]
I don't know what that is, so i'm going to go with no
User avatar #125 to #124 - dbdeano (10/18/2014) [-]
H-have you even played Stalker?
User avatar #128 to #125 - synchron (10/18/2014) [-]
no...
#129 to #128 - dbdeano (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm not longer your gf

Did you reply 3 times?
User avatar #130 to #129 - synchron (10/18/2014) [-]
maybe...
#132 to #131 - synchron (10/18/2014) [-]
pls no hate
pls no hate
#133 to #132 - dbdeano (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm jk bbs. Everything will be all good if you go and buy everything stalker related right now
I'm jk bbs. Everything will be all good if you go and buy everything stalker related right now
#134 to #133 - synchron (10/18/2014) [-]
The life of a poorfag is not an easy one
User avatar #135 to #134 - dbdeano (10/18/2014) [-]
Get a second job just for stalker
#136 to #135 - synchron (10/18/2014) [-]
I will work until I cannot work anymore
I will work until I cannot work anymore
User avatar #137 to #136 - dbdeano (10/18/2014) [-]
That's the spirit! Work till you can't walk from all those dicks!
#138 to #137 - synchron (10/18/2014) [-]
Are you implying i'm some sort of slut?

Are you psychic?
#139 to #138 - dbdeano (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm not implying, I know the truth

Yes
#140 to #139 - synchron (10/18/2014) [-]
Fine, but only for stalker.
Fine, but only for stalker.
#141 to #140 - dbdeano (10/18/2014) [-]
That's the right attitude right there, buttslut!
#118 to #117 - animethumbs (10/11/2014) [-]
is k bb we've all felt like that before...

#113 - hsm ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
#114 to #113 - synchron (10/11/2014) [-]
o bb
o bb
#103 to #102 - synchron (08/23/2014) [-]
Hi there
Hi there
User avatar #104 to #103 - keltainenlumi (08/23/2014) [-]
I got my own wiki page apparently
User avatar #105 to #104 - synchron (08/23/2014) [-]
You post regularly so it isn't that big of a surprise.
User avatar #106 to #105 - keltainenlumi (08/23/2014) [-]
Not that regularly rly
User avatar #107 to #106 - synchron (08/23/2014) [-]
From what I see at least, what's it say about you?
User avatar #109 to #108 - synchron (08/23/2014) [-]
That was a beautiful description. Do you know who made it?
User avatar #110 to #109 - keltainenlumi (08/23/2014) [-]
zomaru apparently
User avatar #111 to #110 - zomaru ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I love how you bothered to change the picture and not the description...
#96 - kyuui (08/17/2014) [-]
Hey Synchron! Haven't heard a word from you for ages! How've you been?
#97 to #96 - synchron (08/17/2014) [-]
I'm fine, just been lurking on /anime/ being an unproductive member of society, how goes it for you?
I'm fine, just been lurking on /anime/ being an unproductive member of society, how goes it for you?
#98 to #97 - kyuui (08/17/2014) [-]
Slowly coming back to my days on FJ and such. Been missing out almost 8 weeks worth of anime, so I should really get back on that too.

How was your summer/winter?
#99 to #98 - synchron (08/17/2014) [-]
8 weeks? Damn, did something happen?

I spent most of my summer binge watching a ton of anime after I started torrenting and picked up a new VN, which was pretty good.
#100 to #99 - kyuui (08/17/2014) [-]
I was at Mexico visiting my family the whole summer, and the only thing I brought with access to Internet was my iPad, and that ended up being stolen. Mexico is dumb.

I wish I could've done the same. On slow days I was forced to watch nothing but re-runs of DBZ, news and spanish soap operas. Which VN, by the way?
#101 to #100 - synchron (08/17/2014) [-]
It'd be hard for me not to check Funnyjunk often especially because of all the airing stuff i'm watching. It's called Grisaia no Kajitsu and i'm about halfway done with it. It's got an interesting enough story and characters. Trying to get all the routes done.
#75 - keltainenlumi (08/12/2014) [-]
Am I supposed to like stardust crusaders?
User avatar #76 to #75 - synchron (08/12/2014) [-]
I haven't read or watched anything JoJo so I wouldn't know. Do you not like it?
User avatar #77 to #76 - keltainenlumi (08/13/2014) [-]
Not really.
#78 to #77 - synchron (08/13/2014) [-]
Then drop it or just watch it when you have nothing else to do so you can say you've at least seen it it.
#79 to #78 - keltainenlumi (08/13/2014) [-]
But all of my irl animu friends like it.
#80 to #79 - synchron (08/13/2014) [-]
Shhh. I'm the only one you need.

If peer pressure is enough of a bitch to you just watch it so you talk about it with them
#81 to #80 - keltainenlumi (08/13/2014) [-]
There really is no point in that. Because when they talk about it they discuss about their fav scenes. And I don't really have any of those.

Guess I'll just drop it then.
Thanks for your input. Have a cute rape scene.
#82 to #81 - synchron (08/13/2014) [-]
I like being wanted.
I like being wanted.
#83 to #82 - keltainenlumi (08/13/2014) [-]
You mean dead or alive wanted?
You mean dead or alive wanted?
#84 to #83 - synchron (08/13/2014) [-]
Alive would be best, but not in a criminal way.
#85 to #84 - keltainenlumi (08/13/2014) [-]
I guess capturing you alive would be more interesting for me as well.
#86 to #85 - synchron (08/13/2014) [-]
Let's not do anything hasty now
#88 to #87 - synchron (08/13/2014) [-]
Because kidnapping is just a tad bit illegal
#89 to #88 - keltainenlumi (08/13/2014) [-]
It's not kidnapping if there is consent.
#90 to #89 - synchron (08/13/2014) [-]
W-Well...
W-Well...
#91 to #90 - keltainenlumi (08/13/2014) [-]
Pls don't hit me with those cute pics out of nowhere. It makes me make strange noises.
#92 to #91 - synchron (08/13/2014) [-]
Sorry
Sorry
#93 to #92 - keltainenlumi (08/13/2014) [-]
Your actions don't match your words.
Your actions don't match your words.
#94 to #93 - synchron (08/13/2014) [-]
I can't help myself, kon2cute
I can't help myself, kon2cute
#95 to #94 - keltainenlumi (08/13/2014) [-]
Guess that's another anime onto my plan to watch.
#36 - keltainenlumi (07/30/2014) [-]
Who are you and why do you keep thumbing up my slightly perverted comments?
#37 to #36 - synchron (07/30/2014) [-]
I have no idea who you are but I guess I find you funny or at least mildly amusing
I have no idea who you are but I guess I find you funny or at least mildly amusing
#58 to #37 - keltainenlumi (07/31/2014) [-]
Too bad FJ makes the gifs smaller   
   

			
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Too bad FJ makes the gifs smaller

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#59 to #58 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
Oh baby
Oh baby
#60 to #59 - keltainenlumi (07/31/2014) [-]
baby baby ooh.
#61 to #60 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
Don't you dare disgrace the butts with that
#62 to #61 - keltainenlumi (07/31/2014) [-]
I'm sorry hun. It won't happen again...
#63 to #62 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
Damn straight.
#65 to #64 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
You win this time
You win this time
#66 to #65 - keltainenlumi (07/31/2014) [-]
I win everytime.
I win everytime.
#67 to #66 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
I'll get you one day
I'll get you one day
#68 to #67 - keltainenlumi (07/31/2014) [-]
You'll get me an ass? How sweet of you.
#69 to #68 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
anything for u bb
anything for u bb
#70 to #69 - keltainenlumi (07/31/2014) [-]
aww you... you can **** my ass any time you want
#71 to #70 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
I don't know what to do with this new information
I don't know what to do with this new information
#72 to #71 - keltainenlumi (07/31/2014) [-]
**** an ass?

Brb going to sleep.
#73 to #72 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
i'll be waiting bb
i'll be waiting bb
#74 to #73 - keltainenlumi (07/31/2014) [-]
No need to wait. You can do it while I'm sleeping. bai
#39 to #37 - keltainenlumi (07/30/2014) [-]
Wtf. Now that we're friended am I supposed to call you in the morning to wake you up and other gay stuff?
#40 to #39 - synchron (07/30/2014) [-]
I-If you want to...
I-If you want to...
#41 to #40 - keltainenlumi (07/30/2014) [-]
That sounds dangerously gay. And that gif is dangerously cute.
#42 to #41 - synchron (07/30/2014) [-]
It's only homo if you want it to be   
   
kon2cute
It's only homo if you want it to be

kon2cute
#43 to #42 - keltainenlumi (07/30/2014) [-]
Well it really depends if you're a over 18yo guy with a 10yo body and like to crossdress.

Apparently.
#44 to #43 - synchron (07/30/2014) [-]
We would encounter troubles, but love prevails over all
#45 to #44 - keltainenlumi (07/30/2014) [-]
Cool. Now put on this wig and call me your daddy.

You're the second person that has submitted to me sexually today. I'd say it was a good day.
#46 to #45 - synchron (07/30/2014) [-]
Need to assert my dominance in this relationship   
   
 I smell an orgy
Need to assert my dominance in this relationship

I smell an orgy
#47 to #46 - keltainenlumi (07/30/2014) [-]
I don't mind.

Orgies do smell pretty far away
#48 to #47 - synchron (07/30/2014) [-]
It's the scent of love
It's the scent of love
#49 to #48 - keltainenlumi (07/30/2014) [-]
And sweat, piss and semen.
#50 to #49 - synchron (07/30/2014) [-]
Loooove~
Loooove~
#51 to #50 - keltainenlumi (07/30/2014) [-]
And ****

Weirdly enough I don't have any pics related to **** so here is a yoruichi flashing.
#52 to #51 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
Oh baby
Oh baby
#53 to #52 - keltainenlumi (07/31/2014) [-]
Damn you're one horny dude. Posting such hc porn on SFW.
#54 to #53 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
I live life on the edge
I live life on the edge
#55 to #54 - keltainenlumi (07/31/2014) [-]
You should do like that other guy. Post borderline asses. Or cute stuff. That drives the same purpose. A bit.
#56 to #55 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
You can never have enough butts
You can never have enough butts
#57 to #56 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
Never.
Never.
#38 to #37 - keltainenlumi (07/30/2014) [-]
That kinda cool then.
#30 - kyuui (06/27/2014) [-]
This maybe be random, but your name reminds me of an opening from an anime I watched recently by the name of "Galilei Donna". Was your username influenced by some sort of mech by any chance?
User avatar #31 to #30 - synchron (06/27/2014) [-]
Nah man, I ended up choosing it at random after something I heard, i didn't know it had connections to stuff
#32 to #31 - kyuui (06/27/2014) [-]
Oh, ok. Pretty funny how something so random can be relevant to a lot of other things. Sorry for bothering you.
#33 to #32 - synchron (06/27/2014) [-]
Don't apologise, it's fun to talk to random people.
Don't apologise, it's fun to talk to random people.
#34 to #33 - kyuui (06/27/2014) [-]
Heh, I tend to be a bit apologetic at times. It's something I was practiced throughout my childhood.
#35 to #34 - synchron (06/27/2014) [-]
I had an uncle who had a strict policy about never apologising about anything. Just weird yo
I had an uncle who had a strict policy about never apologising about anything. Just weird yo
#22 - lildo (05/06/2014) [-]
Any good?
#26 to #25 - lildo (05/06/2014) [-]
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS SAY YES WHEN THE QUESTION "ANY GOOD?" IS SAID
User avatar #27 to #26 - synchron (05/06/2014) [-]
In the context of watching Durarara!!, the answer is always yes. But for your sake, yes anyways.
#20 - redfummer (04/04/2014) [-]
**** yourself with a cactus
User avatar #21 to #20 - synchron (04/04/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #19 - loopz (12/31/2013) [-]
M!
User avatar #14 - casprizzle (12/20/2013) [-]
If you have a bunch of junk items just send them to be in 1 big rtade and I'll pay like 25 pts for them.
User avatar #15 to #14 - synchron (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm new to this, how do I do that?
User avatar #16 to #15 - casprizzle (12/20/2013) [-]
I mean instead of listing like 20 items for 1pt each on the auction house... I collect bulk items so just send them all to me for like 200 items for 25pts that way it is faster for you.
User avatar #17 to #16 - casprizzle (12/20/2013) [-]
Just go to my profile and look at my items section and click "initiate a trade with casprizzle"
User avatar #18 to #17 - synchron (12/20/2013) [-]
Okay. Will do.
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