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#253 to #252 - synchron (03/17/2015) [-]
Pffffft. You don't need to tell me twice
#250 to #249 - synchron (03/15/2015) [-]
it's gon b okay bb, i'm here
it's gon b okay bb, i'm here
#239 to #238 - synchron (02/11/2015) [-]
cute
cute
#241 to #240 - synchron (02/16/2015) [-]
They're from KanColle aren't they?
They're from KanColle aren't they?
#243 to #242 - synchron (02/17/2015) [-]
The world needs more cute
The world needs more cute
User avatar #244 to #243 - dbdeano (02/17/2015) [-]
It's cute enough already as the world has you, bae.
User avatar #246 to #245 - dbdeano (03/03/2015) [-]
I said happy birthday on skype btw but you didn't come on
#247 to #246 - synchron (03/03/2015) [-]
I didn't know you knew it was my birthday   
 Thanks bae
I didn't know you knew it was my birthday
Thanks bae
User avatar #227 - murrlogic (01/29/2015) [-]
boop
#229 to #227 - synchron (01/29/2015) [-]
And who are you
And who are you
#230 to #229 - murrlogic (01/29/2015) [-]
That gif is adorable    
   
I am murr. Profile Wanderer
That gif is adorable

I am murr. Profile Wanderer
#231 to #230 - synchron (01/29/2015) [-]
Uh   
Welcome?
Uh
Welcome?
User avatar #232 to #231 - murrlogic (01/29/2015) [-]
more adorable gifs

I don't mean to intrude. I'm hunting for some decent conversation

How are you?
#233 to #232 - synchron (01/29/2015) [-]
cute gifs are my specialty    
 and butts, but that's a whole other story    
Just dandy. Wasting my life on FJ and various games, living the dream   
And what's up with you?
cute gifs are my specialty
and butts, but that's a whole other story
Just dandy. Wasting my life on FJ and various games, living the dream
And what's up with you?
User avatar #234 to #233 - murrlogic (01/29/2015) [-]
Writing down notes, working on scripts, and waiting on artwork
User avatar #235 to #234 - synchron (01/29/2015) [-]
I just got a new friend that draws stuff.
I got him to draw me some butts
#236 to #235 - murrlogic (01/29/2015) [-]
My specialty is comics and porn
#219 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
wat you want
User avatar #220 to #219 - synchron (01/27/2015) [-]
You're one of my more favorite themed accounts so I wanted to send you a friend request
#221 to #220 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Since when did I become everyone's favorite?
User avatar #222 to #221 - synchron (01/27/2015) [-]
More favorite, you're up there and I like having friends.
#223 to #222 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
We could be better friends you know?
We could be better friends you know?
#224 to #223 - synchron (01/27/2015) [-]
h-how?
h-how?
#226 to #225 - synchron (01/27/2015) [-]
I-if it's what you want...
I-if it's what you want...
User avatar #217 to #216 - synchron (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh god it's so ******* cute
#218 to #217 - mcburd (01/13/2015) [-]
Well I'm not an it, but thanks
#209 to #208 - synchron (01/04/2015) [-]
Just remember me as the guy with the tiddies
Just remember me as the guy with the tiddies
#210 to #209 - giffythetoad (01/04/2015) [-]
I shall.
I shall.
#207 - lightingmike (12/30/2014) [-]
Nice profile   
   
Here's some Gurren Lagann 			****
Nice profile

Here's some Gurren Lagann ****
User avatar #204 - keltainenlumi (12/28/2014) [-]
Man, your profile is much better than mine
User avatar #205 to #204 - synchron (12/28/2014) [-]
Can't see **** yo
User avatar #199 - yibdiy ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
Ew
User avatar #211 to #199 - dbdeano (01/04/2015) [-]
sniff a willy
#212 to #211 - yibdiy ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
Is this how you make up for things??? Well, who cares.
Is this how you make up for things??? Well, who cares.
User avatar #213 to #212 - dbdeano (01/04/2015) [-]
I'm showing affection, what are you talking about?
#214 to #213 - yibdiy ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
Sure, whatever.
User avatar #215 to #214 - dbdeano (01/04/2015) [-]
I-I'm sorry, yibby
User avatar #202 to #199 - bababadsheep (12/28/2014) [-]
I agree.
#195 - hsm ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Happy birthday Jesus
#196 to #195 - synchron (12/25/2014) [-]
Merry Christmas to you too faggot
#197 to #196 - hsm ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
>thumbnail
#198 to #197 - synchron (12/25/2014) [-]
it's a plague on my reaction folder and i'm too lazy to get rid of all of them

#182 to #181 - synchron (12/14/2014) [-]
According to you i'm a buttslut so I might as well get paid for it
#183 to #182 - dbdeano (12/14/2014) [-]
Will you be mine 4eva?
#184 to #183 - synchron (12/14/2014) [-]
I expect to be handsomely compensated for my efforts
I expect to be handsomely compensated for my efforts
#185 to #184 - dbdeano (12/14/2014) [-]
You get me, isn't that enough for you?
#186 to #185 - synchron (12/14/2014) [-]
Baby that's all the compensation I need   
   
I still want the 1000 though
Baby that's all the compensation I need

I still want the 1000 though
#187 to #186 - dbdeano (12/15/2014) [-]


I dunno man, I'm kinda strapped for cash at the moment
#188 to #187 - synchron (12/15/2014) [-]
Sell your body to obtain mine, it's flawless.
#189 to #188 - dbdeano (12/15/2014) [-]
You want me to become used goods?

What's your skype?
User avatar #190 to #189 - synchron (12/15/2014) [-]
I don't have a Skype
User avatar #191 to #190 - dbdeano (12/15/2014) [-]
How do you expect me to conquer your heart?
User avatar #203 to #191 - keltainenlumi (12/28/2014) [-]
Das gay man
#192 to #191 - synchron (12/15/2014) [-]
you already have bb
#193 to #192 - dbdeano (12/15/2014) [-]
What's your steam name then?
User avatar #194 to #193 - synchron (12/15/2014) [-]
We friends already baka
#172 - keltainenlumi (12/12/2014) [-]
What is cute animus?
#173 to #172 - synchron (12/12/2014) [-]
all you need is loli
all you need is loli
#174 to #173 - keltainenlumi (12/12/2014) [-]
But I already black bullet lolied...
#175 to #174 - synchron (12/12/2014) [-]
then do it again 			******
then do it again ******
#176 to #175 - keltainenlumi (12/12/2014) [-]
Butt... The lolies...
#177 to #176 - synchron (12/12/2014) [-]
Hush now sweet child. All things must come to an end.
#178 to #177 - keltainenlumi (12/12/2014) [-]
Like watching black bullet
#179 to #178 - synchron (12/12/2014) [-]
you got me there you cheeky lil cunt
#180 to #179 - keltainenlumi (12/12/2014) [-]
Cunt on the cheek... Ponderous
Cunt on the cheek... Ponderous
#151 - kalimah (12/10/2014) [-]
hello
hello
#152 to #151 - synchron (12/10/2014) [-]
No means no you filthy whore.   
   
 hello there beautiful
No means no you filthy whore.

hello there beautiful
#153 to #152 - kalimah (12/10/2014) [-]
well arent you a mean one
how are you doing
#154 to #153 - synchron (12/10/2014) [-]
Just ******* bitches, getting money, contemplating life's existence and lamenting in my own failed efforts at having a meaningful and productive life.
I'm feeling great.

how's this ***** doing?
#155 to #154 - kalimah (12/10/2014) [-]
im ok i guess
anything interesting you want to comment?
User avatar #156 to #155 - synchron (12/10/2014) [-]
I wish I hadn't started Akame Ga Kill because i've been binge watching and soon i'm going to have to wait for ep. 24 and that's going to kill me.

Other than that I didn't accomplish **** today.
#157 to #156 - kalimah (12/10/2014) [-]
so the edgiest anime of the season is turning out to be good?
want to share yours reasons why you like it?
and only a small amount of the population accomplishes things on a regular basis
#158 to #157 - synchron (12/10/2014) [-]
I watch things too fast to be critical of everything, and it's definitely edgy as hell. But I normally don't come to hate any certain anime or stop watching once i've committed to something. It doesn't have anything special riding on it, but the fight scenes are okay enough for me and I thought some of the characters were likeable enough I guess.

But what can I say, I have **** taste.
#159 to #158 - kalimah (12/10/2014) [-]
I didnt say that but alright anything else you consider 			****		 that you like anyway?   
Do you have a favorite character? Or something about the show that you really like?   
I mean you said you havent accomplished anything today so this is a good time to turn that around and think of why you like it
I didnt say that but alright anything else you consider **** that you like anyway?
Do you have a favorite character? Or something about the show that you really like?
I mean you said you havent accomplished anything today so this is a good time to turn that around and think of why you like it
#160 to #159 - synchron (12/10/2014) [-]
***** I acknowledge my taste.
I thought Bulat was a bro. And I guess I like the setting too if I had to think of something else, fantasy is nice. Honestly I just pick stuff up if the synopsis doesn't sound bad or if I see a tidbit and want to watching the whole thing, don't put a great deal of thought into it.

#161 to #160 - kalimah (12/10/2014) [-]
So you like action and assassins? Its not really an unpopular opinion im sure a lot like that   
Sounds like a reasonable way of picking your shows cant say i did it by a too different manner other than actual recommendations   
Actually talking to you reminded me i have to finish Kimi ni Todoke,god that ed is so cute
So you like action and assassins? Its not really an unpopular opinion im sure a lot like that
Sounds like a reasonable way of picking your shows cant say i did it by a too different manner other than actual recommendations
Actually talking to you reminded me i have to finish Kimi ni Todoke,god that ed is so cute
User avatar #162 to #161 - synchron (12/10/2014) [-]
I've got a mountain of things I started but never got around to finishing yet. Maybe some day i'll catch up with them all.
#142 - keltainenlumi (10/21/2014) [-]
I got a new computer and forgot to get my animus off the old one.
User avatar #143 to #142 - synchron (10/21/2014) [-]
Oh boy, how much we talkin?
User avatar #144 to #143 - keltainenlumi (10/21/2014) [-]
Like 300gigs.
#145 to #144 - synchron (10/21/2014) [-]
There there, it's all gon b okay 			*****		.   I've only got about 15 gigs at a time because I delete them once I watch them. I've only got about 450 gigs for my entire computer.
There there, it's all gon b okay ***** . I've only got about 15 gigs at a time because I delete them once I watch them. I've only got about 450 gigs for my entire computer.
#146 to #145 - keltainenlumi (10/21/2014) [-]
Well I had watched most of it. Need to re download some ongoing series that I was watching. Thank gooby that MAL exists.
#147 to #146 - synchron (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm rooting for you bb, good luck
I'm rooting for you bb, good luck
#120 to #119 - synchron (10/18/2014) [-]
I wish I had more relevant images but I don't
#121 to #120 - dbdeano (10/18/2014) [-]
You are not a true STALKER!
#122 to #121 - synchron (10/18/2014) [-]
pls no bully
#123 to #122 - dbdeano (10/18/2014) [-]
Heh, haven't seen that one yet. Have you played the misery mod for CoP?
User avatar #124 to #123 - synchron (10/18/2014) [-]
I don't know what that is, so i'm going to go with no
User avatar #125 to #124 - dbdeano (10/18/2014) [-]
H-have you even played Stalker?
User avatar #128 to #125 - synchron (10/18/2014) [-]
no...
#129 to #128 - dbdeano (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm not longer your gf

Did you reply 3 times?
User avatar #130 to #129 - synchron (10/18/2014) [-]
maybe...
#132 to #131 - synchron (10/18/2014) [-]
pls no hate
pls no hate
#133 to #132 - dbdeano (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm jk bbs. Everything will be all good if you go and buy everything stalker related right now
I'm jk bbs. Everything will be all good if you go and buy everything stalker related right now
#134 to #133 - synchron (10/18/2014) [-]
The life of a poorfag is not an easy one
User avatar #135 to #134 - dbdeano (10/18/2014) [-]
Get a second job just for stalker
#136 to #135 - synchron (10/18/2014) [-]
I will work until I cannot work anymore
I will work until I cannot work anymore
User avatar #137 to #136 - dbdeano (10/18/2014) [-]
That's the spirit! Work till you can't walk from all those dicks!
#138 to #137 - synchron (10/18/2014) [-]
Are you implying i'm some sort of slut?

Are you psychic?
#139 to #138 - dbdeano (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm not implying, I know the truth

Yes
#140 to #139 - synchron (10/18/2014) [-]
Fine, but only for stalker.
Fine, but only for stalker.
#141 to #140 - dbdeano (10/18/2014) [-]
That's the right attitude right there, buttslut!
#113 - hsm ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
#114 to #113 - synchron (10/11/2014) [-]
o bb
o bb
#103 to #102 - synchron (08/23/2014) [-]
Hi there
Hi there
User avatar #104 to #103 - keltainenlumi (08/23/2014) [-]
I got my own wiki page apparently
User avatar #105 to #104 - synchron (08/23/2014) [-]
You post regularly so it isn't that big of a surprise.
User avatar #106 to #105 - keltainenlumi (08/23/2014) [-]
Not that regularly rly
User avatar #107 to #106 - synchron (08/23/2014) [-]
From what I see at least, what's it say about you?
User avatar #109 to #108 - synchron (08/23/2014) [-]
That was a beautiful description. Do you know who made it?
User avatar #110 to #109 - keltainenlumi (08/23/2014) [-]
zomaru apparently
User avatar #111 to #110 - zomaru ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I love how you bothered to change the picture and not the description...
#75 - keltainenlumi (08/12/2014) [-]
Am I supposed to like stardust crusaders?
User avatar #76 to #75 - synchron (08/12/2014) [-]
I haven't read or watched anything JoJo so I wouldn't know. Do you not like it?
User avatar #77 to #76 - keltainenlumi (08/13/2014) [-]
Not really.
#78 to #77 - synchron (08/13/2014) [-]
Then drop it or just watch it when you have nothing else to do so you can say you've at least seen it it.
#79 to #78 - keltainenlumi (08/13/2014) [-]
But all of my irl animu friends like it.
#80 to #79 - synchron (08/13/2014) [-]
Shhh. I'm the only one you need.

If peer pressure is enough of a bitch to you just watch it so you talk about it with them
#81 to #80 - keltainenlumi (08/13/2014) [-]
There really is no point in that. Because when they talk about it they discuss about their fav scenes. And I don't really have any of those.

Guess I'll just drop it then.
Thanks for your input. Have a cute rape scene.
#82 to #81 - synchron (08/13/2014) [-]
I like being wanted.
I like being wanted.
#83 to #82 - keltainenlumi (08/13/2014) [-]
You mean dead or alive wanted?
You mean dead or alive wanted?
#84 to #83 - synchron (08/13/2014) [-]
Alive would be best, but not in a criminal way.
#85 to #84 - keltainenlumi (08/13/2014) [-]
I guess capturing you alive would be more interesting for me as well.
#86 to #85 - synchron (08/13/2014) [-]
Let's not do anything hasty now
#88 to #87 - synchron (08/13/2014) [-]
Because kidnapping is just a tad bit illegal
#89 to #88 - keltainenlumi (08/13/2014) [-]
It's not kidnapping if there is consent.
#90 to #89 - synchron (08/13/2014) [-]
W-Well...
W-Well...
#91 to #90 - keltainenlumi (08/13/2014) [-]
Pls don't hit me with those cute pics out of nowhere. It makes me make strange noises.
#92 to #91 - synchron (08/13/2014) [-]
Sorry
Sorry
#93 to #92 - keltainenlumi (08/13/2014) [-]
Your actions don't match your words.
Your actions don't match your words.
#94 to #93 - synchron (08/13/2014) [-]
I can't help myself, kon2cute
I can't help myself, kon2cute
#95 to #94 - keltainenlumi (08/13/2014) [-]
Guess that's another anime onto my plan to watch.
#36 - keltainenlumi (07/30/2014) [-]
Who are you and why do you keep thumbing up my slightly perverted comments?
#37 to #36 - synchron (07/30/2014) [-]
I have no idea who you are but I guess I find you funny or at least mildly amusing
I have no idea who you are but I guess I find you funny or at least mildly amusing
#58 to #37 - keltainenlumi (07/31/2014) [-]
Too bad FJ makes the gifs smaller   
   

			
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#59 to #58 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
Oh baby
Oh baby
#60 to #59 - keltainenlumi (07/31/2014) [-]
baby baby ooh.
#61 to #60 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
Don't you dare disgrace the butts with that
#62 to #61 - keltainenlumi (07/31/2014) [-]
I'm sorry hun. It won't happen again...
#63 to #62 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
Damn straight.
#65 to #64 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
You win this time
You win this time
#66 to #65 - keltainenlumi (07/31/2014) [-]
I win everytime.
I win everytime.
#67 to #66 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
I'll get you one day
I'll get you one day
#68 to #67 - keltainenlumi (07/31/2014) [-]
You'll get me an ass? How sweet of you.
#69 to #68 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
anything for u bb
anything for u bb
#70 to #69 - keltainenlumi (07/31/2014) [-]
aww you... you can **** my ass any time you want
#71 to #70 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
I don't know what to do with this new information
I don't know what to do with this new information
#72 to #71 - keltainenlumi (07/31/2014) [-]
**** an ass?

Brb going to sleep.
#73 to #72 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
i'll be waiting bb
i'll be waiting bb
#74 to #73 - keltainenlumi (07/31/2014) [-]
No need to wait. You can do it while I'm sleeping. bai
#39 to #37 - keltainenlumi (07/30/2014) [-]
Wtf. Now that we're friended am I supposed to call you in the morning to wake you up and other gay stuff?
#40 to #39 - synchron (07/30/2014) [-]
I-If you want to...
I-If you want to...
#41 to #40 - keltainenlumi (07/30/2014) [-]
That sounds dangerously gay. And that gif is dangerously cute.
#42 to #41 - synchron (07/30/2014) [-]
It's only homo if you want it to be   
   
kon2cute
It's only homo if you want it to be

kon2cute
#43 to #42 - keltainenlumi (07/30/2014) [-]
Well it really depends if you're a over 18yo guy with a 10yo body and like to crossdress.

Apparently.
#44 to #43 - synchron (07/30/2014) [-]
We would encounter troubles, but love prevails over all
#45 to #44 - keltainenlumi (07/30/2014) [-]
Cool. Now put on this wig and call me your daddy.

You're the second person that has submitted to me sexually today. I'd say it was a good day.
#46 to #45 - synchron (07/30/2014) [-]
Need to assert my dominance in this relationship   
   
 I smell an orgy
Need to assert my dominance in this relationship

I smell an orgy
#47 to #46 - keltainenlumi (07/30/2014) [-]
I don't mind.

Orgies do smell pretty far away
#48 to #47 - synchron (07/30/2014) [-]
It's the scent of love
It's the scent of love
#49 to #48 - keltainenlumi (07/30/2014) [-]
And sweat, piss and semen.
#50 to #49 - synchron (07/30/2014) [-]
Loooove~
Loooove~
#51 to #50 - keltainenlumi (07/30/2014) [-]
And ****

Weirdly enough I don't have any pics related to **** so here is a yoruichi flashing.
#52 to #51 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
Oh baby
Oh baby
#53 to #52 - keltainenlumi (07/31/2014) [-]
Damn you're one horny dude. Posting such hc porn on SFW.
#54 to #53 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
I live life on the edge
I live life on the edge
#55 to #54 - keltainenlumi (07/31/2014) [-]
You should do like that other guy. Post borderline asses. Or cute stuff. That drives the same purpose. A bit.
#56 to #55 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
You can never have enough butts
You can never have enough butts
#57 to #56 - synchron (07/31/2014) [-]
Never.
Never.
#38 to #37 - keltainenlumi (07/30/2014) [-]
That kinda cool then.
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