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symus

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:1/28/2011
Last Login:7/28/2016
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Comment Ranking:#9783
Highest Content Rank:#2959
Highest Comment Rank:#9784
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Content Level Progress: 24% (24/100)
Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 17% (17/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:3
Content Views:76837
Times Content Favorited:291 times
Total Comments Made:258
FJ Points:3352
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#67 - Shorter, but with visuals. URA  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2016 on How slavs shower +6
#93 - postalmate (07/18/2016) [-]
Ow lordy I thought russian was bad in american 80s action movies. But this shit takes the cake. It puts Overwatch Zarya's burger accent to shame.
#85 - amonlavtar (07/18/2016) [-]
The pronouncination is so butchered that it hurts
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#89 - rohedje (07/18/2016) [-]
Still pretty impressive for japs.
#48 - It was something that happened in Springfield, MO after a guy … 07/05/2016 on #BLM +1
#5 - 10/10, would eat with kompot 06/07/2016 on How to make blin +14
#19 - I'll leave a Run Run remix  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2016 on Dank WebM Comp 4 0
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#26 - EnergizierAnon (05/26/2016) [-]
Ah yes, Gorgeous Freeman!
#18 - not so BIG ASS TITTIES  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2016 on I Want It Painted Black +18
#59 - apollochronicles (05/11/2016) [-]
What the source of film?
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#62 - theundone (05/11/2016) [-]
Tropic Thunder, an amazing film.
#73 - apollochronicles (05/11/2016) [-]
Thx
#15 - More GnP and Music  [+] (7 new replies) 05/09/2016 on Some random webms I pulled... +19
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#65 - drsparta (05/09/2016) [-]
Girls Und Panzer  AMV  St Gloriana  Its a Long Way to Tipperary Das Boot
This Guy make some decent GnP Music videos.
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#44 - JonnyFirecrackr (05/09/2016) [-]
name of the song? i'd like to hear the non anime version
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#48 - JonnyFirecrackr (05/09/2016) [-]
nvm, found it if anyone wants
Red Army Choir Katusha
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#54 - blueboysixnine (05/09/2016) [-]
Why does it sound so much better with cute japanese girls singing it?
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#59 - JonnyFirecrackr (05/09/2016) [-]
idk man, if the Red Army Choir version doesn't make you want to pick up glorious Mosin and expel the Germans out of the Motherland, idk what would.
to each his own
#57 - donbionicle (05/09/2016) [-]
I don't mean to alarm you, but it may mean you're becoming or presently are a weeb.
#58 - blueboysixnine (05/09/2016) [-]
Im not russian so it doesnt count
#28 - I actually have a framed 1:1 poster of this picture hanging on… 04/07/2016 on Vladi's infocomps 29: bullets 0
#110 - It's like an "anonymous" Twitter for college student…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2015 on THE THE RIDE IS STARTING,... 0
#111 - lollypopalopicus (11/13/2015) [-]
Yeah, I can see that warranting an investigation. I mean, it is probably just a harmless stupid, non-serious comment, but you know that someday someone is gonna dismiss the one time it is real because of shit like this, so when you know it is in your area, I can see the police looking into it. I would gauge this as a 3 or 4 /10. Shit is having problems right now, but you aren't having full out right race fights or SJW's attacking others. I should clarify, that a 10/10 is basically a civil war starting over something that didn't happen, and would have been trivial even if it was, so I have to see shit above 7.5
#107 - The dude said "I'm going to stand my ground tomorrow and …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2015 on THE THE RIDE IS STARTING,... 0
#108 - lollypopalopicus (11/12/2015) [-]
Well shit. What is Yik Yak. The size of the site also is a factor.
#110 - symus (11/12/2015) [-]
It's like an "anonymous" Twitter for college students where you post stuff and whore for upvotes. It's location-based, so all the students here can see it if they have the app installed.
#111 - lollypopalopicus (11/13/2015) [-]
Yeah, I can see that warranting an investigation. I mean, it is probably just a harmless stupid, non-serious comment, but you know that someday someone is gonna dismiss the one time it is real because of shit like this, so when you know it is in your area, I can see the police looking into it. I would gauge this as a 3 or 4 /10. Shit is having problems right now, but you aren't having full out right race fights or SJW's attacking others. I should clarify, that a 10/10 is basically a civil war starting over something that didn't happen, and would have been trivial even if it was, so I have to see shit above 7.5
#76 - I also go to one of the UM systems, and Yik Yak has gotten so …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/12/2015 on THE THE RIDE IS STARTING,... 0
#106 - lollypopalopicus (11/12/2015) [-]
So, just so we can get a better gage on the sanity (or rather, lack-there-of) of the situation, mind posting what was said that got him arrested?
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#107 - symus (11/12/2015) [-]
The dude said "I'm going to stand my ground tomorrow and shoot every black person I see"
#108 - lollypopalopicus (11/12/2015) [-]
Well shit. What is Yik Yak. The size of the site also is a factor.
#110 - symus (11/12/2015) [-]
It's like an "anonymous" Twitter for college students where you post stuff and whore for upvotes. It's location-based, so all the students here can see it if they have the app installed.
#111 - lollypopalopicus (11/13/2015) [-]
Yeah, I can see that warranting an investigation. I mean, it is probably just a harmless stupid, non-serious comment, but you know that someday someone is gonna dismiss the one time it is real because of shit like this, so when you know it is in your area, I can see the police looking into it. I would gauge this as a 3 or 4 /10. Shit is having problems right now, but you aren't having full out right race fights or SJW's attacking others. I should clarify, that a 10/10 is basically a civil war starting over something that didn't happen, and would have been trivial even if it was, so I have to see shit above 7.5
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