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#6962784 - no. 12/07/2013 on sfw random board +4
#6955540 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2013 on sfw random board +2
User avatar #6955554 - kingxddd (12/07/2013) [-]
inb4 flagged
#6955543 - anonymous (12/07/2013) [-]
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#6955537 - no. not at all. just me  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2013 on sfw random board +2
User avatar #6955538 - itsthetie (12/07/2013) [-]
oh
#6955540 - sylvaticprawnisded (12/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #6955554 - kingxddd (12/07/2013) [-]
inb4 flagged
#6955543 - anonymous (12/07/2013) [-]
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#6955535 - xxangelisxx I was anon all along. Now love me.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/07/2013 on sfw random board +2
#6955536 - anonymous (12/07/2013) [-]
or is anon still out there?
#6955537 - sylvaticprawnisded (12/07/2013) [-]
no. not at all. just me
User avatar #6955538 - itsthetie (12/07/2013) [-]
oh
#6955540 - sylvaticprawnisded (12/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #6955554 - kingxddd (12/07/2013) [-]
inb4 flagged
#6955543 - anonymous (12/07/2013) [-]
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#6955528 - o clock. AM  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2013 on sfw random board +2
User avatar #6955531 - marcinthedarc (12/07/2013) [-]
oh

#6955527 - certain death.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2013 on sfw random board +2
#6955529 - itsthetie (12/07/2013) [-]
#6955524 - It's almost 3. nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu  [+] (6 new replies) 12/07/2013 on sfw random board +2
User avatar #6955526 - marcinthedarc (12/07/2013) [-]
3?
#6955528 - sylvaticprawnisded (12/07/2013) [-]
o clock. AM
User avatar #6955531 - marcinthedarc (12/07/2013) [-]
oh

#6955525 - itsthetie (12/07/2013) [-]
what happens at 3??
#6955527 - sylvaticprawnisded (12/07/2013) [-]
certain death.
#6955529 - itsthetie (12/07/2013) [-]
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#6955001 - you might have to delete most of the list then huehuehue  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2013 on sfw random board +2
User avatar #6955006 - impressiveusername (12/07/2013) [-]
huehuehue

Goodnoot fag
#6955007 - sylvaticprawnisded (12/07/2013) [-]
kk bai

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#48 - sylvaticprawnisded (11/30/2013) [-]
A Very Brief Synopsis of Breaking Dawn, the fourth book in the Twilight series
The story begins with Bella and Edward getting married, which upsets Jacob the Shirtless Wolfboy. For their honeymoon, Bella and Edward leave for a tropical island in South America that Edward’s family owns for some reason. A reason that in no way has any plot holes or story flaws whatsoever.
So it’s their honeymoon, and of course, Bella wants to get it on. Up to this point, they’ve never had sex before. Why? Because Edward is scared that he won’t be able to control himself, but Bella convinces him otherwise. So they do it, and Edward proceeds to bone her into unconsciousness. She wakes up the next day, covered in bruises, wanting more of that sweet vampire lovin’. And with no hesitation, they do it again. This time, however, Bella doesn’t fall into a sex-coma, but instead… she gets pregnant.
Edward requests for her to get an abortion, but Bella refuses. Remember, this is all happening in a book geared towards teenage girls. So Bella chooses not to get an abortion. Bad choice. You know how normal babies kick in the womb? Imagine if they had super vampire strength. Something really bad could happen! Like, I dunno, breaking her ribs and spine. FROM THE INSIDE. The baby grows rapidly during the two weeks since it’s inception and needs to be birthed immediately. Edward peforms a C-section USING HIS TEETH. The whole thing puts Bella’s life in danger. Jacob the Shirtless Wolfboy hears of this and immediately runs to her aid. There’s nothing he can do, though. She is dying.
To save her life, Edward is forced to turn her into a vampire. He takes a syringe of his venom (which I guess means he milked himself?) and injects it into Bella’s heart. He also, for some reason, bites all over her womb. Gross. It works, though. Bella is now a vampire.
But what about the baby? Well, Jacob the Shirtless Wolfboy seems to have taken a shining to it. Upon seeing the baby, he pretty much immediately imprints on it. None of you know what this means because it’s a made up concept that doesn’t exist. But basically, Jacob the Shirtless Wolfboy is now deeply in love. With a baby. God.
Some more stuff happens, but it’s boring as hell. The end.
#49 to #48 - sylvaticprawnisded (11/30/2013) [-]
Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could see Jills fanny,
Jack got a shock, and an eyefull of cock,
'cause Jill was a pre 'op tranny.
User avatar #18 - phanact (10/15/2013) [-]
ey bby can u make me one of those thigns u made zahnrad but blaze
#19 to #18 - sylvaticprawnisded (10/15/2013) [-]
post a pic of blaze
User avatar #23 to #21 - phanact (10/16/2013) [-]
did you make it in inkscape
#24 to #23 - sylvaticprawnisded (10/16/2013) [-]
NOPE FIREWORKS. I COULD GIVE YOU THE .PNG IF YOU WANNA ALTER IT
User avatar #25 to #24 - phanact (10/16/2013) [-]
Png files are unalterable
Is that a jpg up there?
#26 to #25 - sylvaticprawnisded (10/16/2013) [-]
i can alter pngs(as long as they aren't flattened)
User avatar #27 to #26 - phanact (10/16/2013) [-]
Can you make the mane on the top go more, like, out kinda?
And widen up the hair on the back and where it connects?
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#35 to #29 - ragingbrony ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Didn't this picture get flagged just 2 days ago because there's a dildo in it?
User avatar #38 to #35 - phanact (10/16/2013) [-]
Oh
Holy **** I forgot
User avatar #39 to #38 - ragingbrony ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
tsk tsk.
You must learn to be more responsible
User avatar #40 to #39 - phanact (10/16/2013) [-]
Sorry rb
#41 to #40 - ragingbrony ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Don't let it happen again phanny
I'm always watching
User avatar #42 to #41 - phanact (10/16/2013) [-]
I know
You're a good mod
#30 to #29 - sylvaticprawnisded (10/16/2013) [-]
do you still want the back piece of hair?
User avatar #31 to #30 - phanact (10/16/2013) [-]
Uh
It would probably look better if you removed it
User avatar #33 to #32 - phanact (10/16/2013) [-]
yes
thank you so much
#34 to #33 - sylvaticprawnisded (10/16/2013) [-]
no problem
User avatar #22 to #21 - phanact (10/16/2013) [-]
awww yus
User avatar #13 - darnhaz (10/12/2013) [-]
HOLY ******* **** WHY AREN'T YOU ON MY FRIENDS LIST SENPAI
#14 to #13 - sylvaticprawnisded (10/12/2013) [-]
cause i kinda don't add people that much
User avatar #15 to #14 - darnhaz (10/13/2013) [-]
Oh...
#16 to #15 - sylvaticprawnisded (10/13/2013) [-]
unless they ask
User avatar #37 to #36 - darnhaz (10/16/2013) [-]
?
#43 to #37 - sylvaticprawnisded (10/16/2013) [-]
you wanted the transparency?
User avatar #44 to #43 - darnhaz (10/17/2013) [-]
I just wanted the part behind him, not the "desk" if that's okay.
User avatar #47 to #45 - zahnrad (10/18/2013) [-]
Oh btw, I use my old account now it's unbanned. I just replied since I followed the notification.
User avatar #46 to #45 - darnhaz (10/18/2013) [-]
<3
#9 - vincento ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
#12 to #9 - sylvaticprawnisded (10/10/2013) [-]
huehuehue
User avatar #8 - impressiveusername (10/10/2013) [-]
ha b& what a faggot
#10 to #8 - sylvaticprawnisded (10/10/2013) [-]
aww bby you know you love this fag
User avatar #7 - aczzoh ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
the smarterest
#11 to #7 - sylvaticprawnisded (10/10/2013) [-]
huehuehue
User avatar #5 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user shisno ** nice tits
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