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#47 - "Realistic sense" doesn't always apply to higher physics 09/28/2014 on lol, nothins faster than... +1
#121 - Oh yea, I didn't think about small claims court. Well if you r… 03/05/2014 on I Can Deal 0
#120 - In criminal court, unless you live in an area with a specific …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on I Can Deal 0
User avatar #129 - dagreatmax (03/05/2014) [-]
How does a person decide what the other person owes them? Can you give me a link to that info? I would find it myself if I knew what to look for on google.
#119 - Maybe in civil court, but this case would be taken to criminal…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on I Can Deal 0
#147 - gerfox (03/05/2014) [-]
Well that sucks
#39 - Well I hope you can find wealth in moral victory, because that…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/05/2014 on I Can Deal 0
User avatar #118 - dagreatmax (03/05/2014) [-]
cant you just ask the judges that she owes you the 10$ + the cost for the lawyer and etc...?
#120 - sylvan (03/05/2014) [-]
In criminal court, unless you live in an area with a specific law saying otherwise, the loser can't make the winner specifically pay for the cost of a lawyer. Although given that this case is both theft and fraud, maybe you can win enough to cover the lawyer.
User avatar #129 - dagreatmax (03/05/2014) [-]
How does a person decide what the other person owes them? Can you give me a link to that info? I would find it myself if I knew what to look for on google.
#115 - gerfox (03/05/2014) [-]
Wouldn't the offender have to pay legal costs?
#119 - sylvan (03/05/2014) [-]
Maybe in civil court, but this case would be taken to criminal court because it's theft and fraud. In criminal court the loser is not required to pay the winner's legal costs.
#147 - gerfox (03/05/2014) [-]
Well that sucks
#38 - Nope. In the United States (I'm assuming this would take place…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2014 on I Can Deal 0
#148 - LarsGoes (03/05/2014) [-]
wtf kind of stupid system is that??
User avatar #75 - ericzxvc (03/05/2014) [-]
Usually the winner pays for the other's legal fees... But it would not be very much because it wouldn't be a full blown case with lawyers or anything, it would simply be a small claims court where they go in, present their story/evidence, and the judge gives a verdict then and there.
#121 - sylvan (03/05/2014) [-]
Oh yea, I didn't think about small claims court. Well if you really wanna go for it all, you can sue for fraud as well.
#31 - Your legal costs would outweigh any monetary compensation you …  [+] (14 new replies) 03/05/2014 on I Can Deal 0
#79 - buffalogriller (03/05/2014) [-]
you could get the cheapest lawyer and still win this one.
#36 - LarsGoes (03/05/2014) [-]
yeah, but she'll have to pay them
#38 - sylvan (03/05/2014) [-]
Nope. In the United States (I'm assuming this would take place in America), each party has to pay their own legal fees, unless there is a contract or law saying specifically requiring one side to pay for the other side. I doubt either of those apply to this situation.
#148 - LarsGoes (03/05/2014) [-]
wtf kind of stupid system is that??
User avatar #75 - ericzxvc (03/05/2014) [-]
Usually the winner pays for the other's legal fees... But it would not be very much because it wouldn't be a full blown case with lawyers or anything, it would simply be a small claims court where they go in, present their story/evidence, and the judge gives a verdict then and there.
#121 - sylvan (03/05/2014) [-]
Oh yea, I didn't think about small claims court. Well if you really wanna go for it all, you can sue for fraud as well.
User avatar #33 - sirfapaton (03/05/2014) [-]
It's not about the money. It's about sending a message.
#39 - sylvan (03/05/2014) [-]
Well I hope you can find wealth in moral victory, because that's an expensive message.
User avatar #118 - dagreatmax (03/05/2014) [-]
cant you just ask the judges that she owes you the 10$ + the cost for the lawyer and etc...?
#120 - sylvan (03/05/2014) [-]
In criminal court, unless you live in an area with a specific law saying otherwise, the loser can't make the winner specifically pay for the cost of a lawyer. Although given that this case is both theft and fraud, maybe you can win enough to cover the lawyer.
User avatar #129 - dagreatmax (03/05/2014) [-]
How does a person decide what the other person owes them? Can you give me a link to that info? I would find it myself if I knew what to look for on google.
#115 - gerfox (03/05/2014) [-]
Wouldn't the offender have to pay legal costs?
#119 - sylvan (03/05/2014) [-]
Maybe in civil court, but this case would be taken to criminal court because it's theft and fraud. In criminal court the loser is not required to pay the winner's legal costs.
#147 - gerfox (03/05/2014) [-]
Well that sucks
#37 - OP should still link to Oglaf's website in the description. 03/04/2014 on Damn loopholes 0
#10 - This is probably one of the coolest and most original comment… 03/03/2014 on (untitled) 0
#13 - Have you ever put beer in a freezer? It freezes. 03/03/2014 on Ingenious +2
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