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latest user's comments

#5121702 - How admin feels about this board 05/05/2015 on Play items +2
#5121461 - also make it a rule that "x user dindu nuffin" messa…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on Play items +3
User avatar #5121659 - sukmydikhdongdrizz (05/04/2015) [-]
Lulu was busy at the hospital all day and can prove it with the cat scan film, she did not ask anyone to do anything except for flesh to deliver the one message to the board that she was OK and to continue having fun and not worry about it. She could not ask, she was banned and can't communicate. She has a free gov't cell phone that does NOT get the internet. That's the truth behind this whole thing. The mixers of this mess were drze, honkydong (prob. nipphu like last game, everyone recognized him a long time ago from his fucked personality) and izzylo.. who is prob just misled, don't know... This is just so unnecessary and so sad.
#5121457 - if you permaban abusers reguarly, that will scare the friends …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Play items +3
User avatar #5121658 - sukmydikhdongdrizz (05/04/2015) [-]
She really didn't, you just can't explain to him that he misunderstood whithout making things worse, and no on wants this fit in the first place and no one did anything but drz stalking and harrassing lulu to the point were she asked addy for help. That's here big crime, asking for help. Everything else is just misunderstanding to the point of nausea.
User avatar #5121465 - admin (05/04/2015) [-]
I can't do shit.

Last time I permabanned a user who DESERVED IT they got all their friends to spam me, retrochris e-mailed me like 5+ times, etc.

so I can't even ban a user who outright cheats and does bad shit

the only solution is just to shut this place down

it's full of DINDU nuffins, so fine, go play some other shitty free game
User avatar #5121461 - swordguyoxd (05/04/2015) [-]
also make it a rule that "x user dindu nuffin" messages get permabans regardless of validity.
User avatar #5121659 - sukmydikhdongdrizz (05/04/2015) [-]
Lulu was busy at the hospital all day and can prove it with the cat scan film, she did not ask anyone to do anything except for flesh to deliver the one message to the board that she was OK and to continue having fun and not worry about it. She could not ask, she was banned and can't communicate. She has a free gov't cell phone that does NOT get the internet. That's the truth behind this whole thing. The mixers of this mess were drze, honkydong (prob. nipphu like last game, everyone recognized him a long time ago from his fucked personality) and izzylo.. who is prob just misled, don't know... This is just so unnecessary and so sad.
#5121437 - you can IP ban the people who do it from the website though, r…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Play items +4
User avatar #5121450 - admin (05/04/2015) [-]
Then they get their friends to spam me

X USER DINDU NUFFIN
User avatar #5121457 - swordguyoxd (05/04/2015) [-]
if you permaban abusers reguarly, that will scare the friends off. If not, it'll take 2 weeks before they can respam, and by then people would move on to something else, especially if all their item progress is lost.


User avatar #5121658 - sukmydikhdongdrizz (05/04/2015) [-]
She really didn't, you just can't explain to him that he misunderstood whithout making things worse, and no on wants this fit in the first place and no one did anything but drz stalking and harrassing lulu to the point were she asked addy for help. That's here big crime, asking for help. Everything else is just misunderstanding to the point of nausea.
User avatar #5121465 - admin (05/04/2015) [-]
I can't do shit.

Last time I permabanned a user who DESERVED IT they got all their friends to spam me, retrochris e-mailed me like 5+ times, etc.

so I can't even ban a user who outright cheats and does bad shit

the only solution is just to shut this place down

it's full of DINDU nuffins, so fine, go play some other shitty free game
User avatar #5121461 - swordguyoxd (05/04/2015) [-]
also make it a rule that "x user dindu nuffin" messages get permabans regardless of validity.
User avatar #5121659 - sukmydikhdongdrizz (05/04/2015) [-]
Lulu was busy at the hospital all day and can prove it with the cat scan film, she did not ask anyone to do anything except for flesh to deliver the one message to the board that she was OK and to continue having fun and not worry about it. She could not ask, she was banned and can't communicate. She has a free gov't cell phone that does NOT get the internet. That's the truth behind this whole thing. The mixers of this mess were drze, honkydong (prob. nipphu like last game, everyone recognized him a long time ago from his fucked personality) and izzylo.. who is prob just misled, don't know... This is just so unnecessary and so sad.
#5121427 - Admin can you just perma and ip ban the people who are being d…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Play items +4
User avatar #5121657 - sukmydikhdongdrizz (05/04/2015) [-]
The people that are being dicks did not get banned at all, he just says trolling is allowed. So why do they have a "report abuse/harrassment" form if you're not supposed to use it ? IDK, just such a sad, backwards to what is accurate mix up that he's fitting about for no good cause. lulu asked for help, did not spam him, did not ask others to spam him, no one did any hijacking of accounts as that was a joke between bffs that he only read part of on lulus account or he would know that. Where the "cheating" came from is just ... WTF, what cheating ??? No one is "cheating" . It's not possible. IDK, nothing can be done or he will continue to destroy his own website even more. luluwho is very sorry about what happened, but her only crime was to ask for help on a form that said to use it for her exact problem
User avatar #5121431 - admin (05/04/2015) [-]
I can't prevent contact form abuse.
User avatar #5121437 - swordguyoxd (05/04/2015) [-]
you can IP ban the people who do it from the website though, right?

Or make it so that they have to have had an account for at least 2 weeks before being able use the form, then ban accounts who abuse.
User avatar #5121450 - admin (05/04/2015) [-]
Then they get their friends to spam me

X USER DINDU NUFFIN
User avatar #5121457 - swordguyoxd (05/04/2015) [-]
if you permaban abusers reguarly, that will scare the friends off. If not, it'll take 2 weeks before they can respam, and by then people would move on to something else, especially if all their item progress is lost.


User avatar #5121658 - sukmydikhdongdrizz (05/04/2015) [-]
She really didn't, you just can't explain to him that he misunderstood whithout making things worse, and no on wants this fit in the first place and no one did anything but drz stalking and harrassing lulu to the point were she asked addy for help. That's here big crime, asking for help. Everything else is just misunderstanding to the point of nausea.
User avatar #5121465 - admin (05/04/2015) [-]
I can't do shit.

Last time I permabanned a user who DESERVED IT they got all their friends to spam me, retrochris e-mailed me like 5+ times, etc.

so I can't even ban a user who outright cheats and does bad shit

the only solution is just to shut this place down

it's full of DINDU nuffins, so fine, go play some other shitty free game
User avatar #5121461 - swordguyoxd (05/04/2015) [-]
also make it a rule that "x user dindu nuffin" messages get permabans regardless of validity.
User avatar #5121659 - sukmydikhdongdrizz (05/04/2015) [-]
Lulu was busy at the hospital all day and can prove it with the cat scan film, she did not ask anyone to do anything except for flesh to deliver the one message to the board that she was OK and to continue having fun and not worry about it. She could not ask, she was banned and can't communicate. She has a free gov't cell phone that does NOT get the internet. That's the truth behind this whole thing. The mixers of this mess were drze, honkydong (prob. nipphu like last game, everyone recognized him a long time ago from his fucked personality) and izzylo.. who is prob just misled, don't know... This is just so unnecessary and so sad.
#5121303 - how many did u get donor?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on Play items +1
User avatar #5121314 - donor (05/04/2015) [-]
0
#5121294 - **swordguyoxd used "*roll 1, 0-99*"** **swordguyoxd rolls 69** 05/04/2015 on Play items +1
#5121291 - im sure he can get them, but if theyre initially hidden and he… 05/04/2015 on Play items +1
#5121287 - if you actually did you should delete these comments...  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Play items +1
User avatar #5121290 - ilikemilkhbu (05/04/2015) [-]
Like he wouldn't make up some other rule to ban him...
User avatar #5121288 - donor (05/04/2015) [-]
like addy can't see deleted comments :o
User avatar #5121291 - swordguyoxd (05/04/2015) [-]
im sure he can get them, but if theyre initially hidden and he has to manually uncover them, it would just be safer to delete them
#5120997 - why dont you IM me with this stuff lol  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on Play items +2
User avatar #5121001 - nneerrdd (05/04/2015) [-]
I'm on my phone

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Total unique items point value: 839341 / Total items point value: 12883105
[ 608 items Total ]

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#247 - anonymous (05/12/2015) [-]
If not interested, simply delete. I saw you ask "who" the skype fags were. Group of little boy hackers plus a couple of older teens, one was a girl. It was all for the lulz.
#248 to #247 - anonymous (05/12/2015) [-]
note: hongkongdingdo... Missing in the pic are nipphu, james, sophia, ashley, and x.zin ... Those were the days. They destroyed the first items game 8 ways from Tuesday.
#249 to #248 - anonymous (05/12/2015) [-]
Look at those sweet, innocent faces.
#242 - donor (04/30/2015) [-]
what would you sell of these
and what would you want for them?
User avatar #243 to #242 - swordguyoxd (04/30/2015) [-]
fj badges * ∞
User avatar #244 to #243 - donor (04/30/2015) [-]
do you care about uniques?
User avatar #245 to #244 - swordguyoxd (04/30/2015) [-]
i care about the lv6 fj badges, which is a unique
User avatar #246 to #245 - swordguyoxd (04/30/2015) [-]
otherwise, yea, but only if it looks cool.
User avatar #230 - nneerrdd (04/30/2015) [-]
Hey I know there is a fat chance of this, but would you possibly sell that Tea-Time-Toast and/or fire imp?
User avatar #231 to #230 - swordguyoxd (04/30/2015) [-]
are they both new to this update?
User avatar #232 to #231 - nneerrdd (04/30/2015) [-]
No, they're both old, which is why there is 15+ of each already.
User avatar #238 to #232 - donor (04/30/2015) [-]
toast is new
User avatar #239 to #238 - nneerrdd (04/30/2015) [-]
There is 17 of them, not new.
User avatar #240 to #239 - donor (04/30/2015) [-]
look at update 2
fj-items-database.wikia.com/wiki/FJ_Items_Database_Wiki

it's not "new" but not as old as the fire imp :•0
it's a fair trade tho
User avatar #241 to #240 - nneerrdd (04/30/2015) [-]
Like I said, not new and the imp is older.
User avatar #233 to #232 - swordguyoxd (04/30/2015) [-]
how old approx
User avatar #234 to #233 - nneerrdd (04/30/2015) [-]
The imp is older than the toast, I believe the toast came out like a year and a half ago. Imp was with one of the original sets of one stacks.
User avatar #226 - luluwho (04/28/2015) [-]
OK, do you not want to sell or didn't like trade offer ?
User avatar #227 to #226 - swordguyoxd (04/28/2015) [-]
I don't wanna sell it in general.
User avatar #224 - luluwho (04/28/2015) [-]
Do you like/not like my trade ?
User avatar #225 to #224 - swordguyoxd (04/28/2015) [-]
Nah sorry, naturally I like keeping the higher rarity stuff...

Also, getting bodyparts is kind of just a hassle since i have to collect the rest, and the rarity of the finished product will prolly be less than of the bubble thing.


Also it looks retro and reminds me of when the game started, to I dont wanna trade it for that reason too
User avatar #228 to #225 - luluwho (04/28/2015) [-]
OK Thank You for reply and very sweet of you to let den have the alien thing
User avatar #221 - minish (04/28/2015) [-]
Sorry about that comment about letting everyone down earlier, I couldn't tell whether you were getting notifications or just ignoring them Master Bait!
User avatar #222 to #221 - swordguyoxd (04/28/2015) [-]
yea I dont like being slandered.

Way before you said that me and dende discussed the badge through PMs and I promised not to hold onto it, but I'm gonna decide what im collecting later, since i just rejoined this game three hours ago.


TLDR; it's being handled between me and him
User avatar #223 to #222 - minish (04/28/2015) [-]
Oh good, sorry man, no offence was intended. I didn't realise you and dende had talked about it.
I know how much this thing means to him and I was getting a little jumpy at the possibility he wouldn't be able to get his FJ alien...
He was saying how last time one of these happened somebody ruined it by just taking a badge.
TL;DR Thanks for the confirm, and sorry again bout the comment.
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User avatar #213 - slashtrey (04/28/2015) [-]
hey what are you collecting
User avatar #214 to #213 - swordguyoxd (04/28/2015) [-]
idk i just started doing this agian like 3 hours ago. last time i played was like over a year ago so im just looting randomly
User avatar #215 to #214 - slashtrey (04/28/2015) [-]
i can send you maybe a weed or something for some of your stuff unless theres something else you want
User avatar #216 to #215 - swordguyoxd (04/28/2015) [-]
ima hold onto it for now and see who else is collecting them, and then see what I can get for it and what I want.
User avatar #217 to #216 - slashtrey (04/28/2015) [-]
ok hold onto that badge, i'll still send you a weed for other stuff if you're willing to look at an offer
#211 - mygems (04/28/2015) [-]
oops sorry that took so long
forgot I was doing them
User avatar #212 to #211 - swordguyoxd (04/28/2015) [-]
lol np, thanks very much!

Since you have more experience than me on this, how would you rate it as a haul, with 50 being average?
User avatar #237 to #212 - mygems (04/30/2015) [-]
Theoretical values of tokens to rits are as follows.
500 = 325.125
100 = 65.125
50 = 32.625
25 = 16.375
User avatar #208 - rototheta (06/17/2013) [-]
hey, can i buy your dupe dear leader statues and knight statues?
User avatar #210 to #208 - hotpost (12/17/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #202 - sexymossantamby (02/23/2013) [-]
selling an i survied the the banning?
User avatar #198 - schatgraver (02/23/2013) [-]
what do you want for your tokens?
User avatar #199 to #198 - swordguyoxd (02/23/2013) [-]
one of your blacksmith badges
User avatar #203 to #199 - schatgraver (02/23/2013) [-]
i can maybe offer an item wizard for your tokens?
User avatar #204 to #203 - swordguyoxd (02/23/2013) [-]
nah id rather keep the tokens
User avatar #201 to #199 - schatgraver (02/23/2013) [-]
I can give you a groomerish+ more ?
User avatar #200 to #199 - schatgraver (02/23/2013) [-]
nue bro, those where a lot of effort
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User avatar #193 - greencatattack (02/09/2013) [-]
what you want for dgt
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User avatar #184 to #183 - swordguyoxd (12/03/2012) [-]
which hat
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User avatar #186 to #185 - swordguyoxd (12/03/2012) [-]
meh ill think about it 2mro im goig to bed now
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#182 - jgcamaro (12/03/2012) [-]
can you please accept/decline the trade i sent you
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