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Age: 24
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: DayZ, Minecraft, Battlefield 3, Halo Reach, Halo 3,
X-box Gamertag: A Hungry Dino
Date Signed Up:8/11/2012
Last Login:7/25/2013
Location:York PA
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#71 - The sound isn't fine. You obviously never listened to any othe…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/07/2013 on Something Like That 0
User avatar #72 - severepwner (02/07/2013) [-]
You shout COD and 12 year old like a stereotypical machine gun.
#73 - swooshbear (02/07/2013) [-]
I said that once. Chill out dude.
User avatar #74 - severepwner (02/07/2013) [-]
"started to try to appeal to 12 year old faggots"
"kids coming in from cod..."
And I'm sure you say it a lot in every situation.
You're telling me to chill out? Are you listening to yourself?
User avatar #75 - swooshbear (02/07/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I'm not the one coming off as angry.

When I said "kids coming in from cod" its because Black Ops and on were the main reason people are buying Turtle Beaches. Maybe I should have said people instead of kids but whatever.

Dood chill.
User avatar #76 - severepwner (02/07/2013) [-]
And that's where you are wrong. Seriously that is the most stereotypical fucking reason to not like something. They started gaining popularity because people didn't want to use loud ass theater speakers and wake up half the fucking neighborhood, and they don't want to use the shitty TV speakers that have 0 quality. That's why they gained popularity. They provide good audio in headphones.
"Dood chill"? You're telling me to chill? You've been yelling about things that work perfectly fine like a goddamn hipster, and claiming Call of Duty is the source of the problem, and you're asking me to chill? Are you fucking serious?
User avatar #77 - swooshbear (02/07/2013) [-]
>"Dood chill"? You're telling me to chill? You've been yelling about things that work perfectly fine like a goddamn hipster, and claiming Call of Duty is the source of the problem, and you're asking me to chill? Are you fucking serious?

I basically just trolled you without even trying. I'm not mad or angry in any way and thought I was coming across in a mature and informative manner. Whatevs. Just drop it.
#96 - I ******* lost it. Hahaha 02/07/2013 on Marginalia +2
#69 - After Turtle Beach starting getting a big demand especially fr…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/07/2013 on Something Like That 0
User avatar #70 - severepwner (02/07/2013) [-]
What are you talking about? The durability isn't perfect, usually mine last about a year at average, and the sound is fine. There isn't any game bias, and nobody really cares about how they look.
User avatar #71 - swooshbear (02/07/2013) [-]
The sound isn't fine. You obviously never listened to any other headsets. There is a huge difference because X12's sound like poop in comparison to X1's.

And I have no idea where you got any game bias from.
User avatar #72 - severepwner (02/07/2013) [-]
You shout COD and 12 year old like a stereotypical machine gun.
#73 - swooshbear (02/07/2013) [-]
I said that once. Chill out dude.
User avatar #74 - severepwner (02/07/2013) [-]
"started to try to appeal to 12 year old faggots"
"kids coming in from cod..."
And I'm sure you say it a lot in every situation.
You're telling me to chill out? Are you listening to yourself?
User avatar #75 - swooshbear (02/07/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I'm not the one coming off as angry.

When I said "kids coming in from cod" its because Black Ops and on were the main reason people are buying Turtle Beaches. Maybe I should have said people instead of kids but whatever.

Dood chill.
User avatar #76 - severepwner (02/07/2013) [-]
And that's where you are wrong. Seriously that is the most stereotypical fucking reason to not like something. They started gaining popularity because people didn't want to use loud ass theater speakers and wake up half the fucking neighborhood, and they don't want to use the shitty TV speakers that have 0 quality. That's why they gained popularity. They provide good audio in headphones.
"Dood chill"? You're telling me to chill? You've been yelling about things that work perfectly fine like a goddamn hipster, and claiming Call of Duty is the source of the problem, and you're asking me to chill? Are you fucking serious?
User avatar #77 - swooshbear (02/07/2013) [-]
>"Dood chill"? You're telling me to chill? You've been yelling about things that work perfectly fine like a goddamn hipster, and claiming Call of Duty is the source of the problem, and you're asking me to chill? Are you fucking serious?

I basically just trolled you without even trying. I'm not mad or angry in any way and thought I was coming across in a mature and informative manner. Whatevs. Just drop it.
#125 - Sorry it just really gets me going when people hate on Battlef… 02/06/2013 on Good Guy Battlefield 3 0
#123 - "1-2 DLCs are fine but not 5" What the hell did …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2013 on Good Guy Battlefield 3 0
#124 - fjponythread (02/06/2013) [-]
We both are dumb because we are arguing about expansion packs
#125 - swooshbear (02/06/2013) [-]
Sorry it just really gets me going when people hate on Battlefield and EA for no legitimate reason.

Have a good day.
#40 - She's awesome because she is wearing X1's. Not the piece of cr…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/06/2013 on Something Like That 0
User avatar #66 - severepwner (02/07/2013) [-]
Tell me, how the fuck do gaming headsets appeal to 12 year old faggots? They play a games audio, and chat audio through the headphones, and you can speak through the mic as well, and it's comfortable. What part of that appeals to anyone in particular?
User avatar #69 - swooshbear (02/07/2013) [-]
After Turtle Beach starting getting a big demand especially from all the kids coming in from cod that all needed headsets, they saw that they could lower their quality and just make it look "cooler" to appeal to the crowd.

And yes, there is a huge difference between old Turtle Beach and new Turtle Beach. I have a pair of X1's and they have god tier sound quality as well as durability. After three years of gaming with them they now finally have been falling apart. I finally had to buy a new pair and the X12's sound quality is complete trash compared to the X1. Although it is a little more comfortable than the X1's. I can't stand the "bass boost" which barely has any bass compared to the X1's and the voice play back is annoying as fuck.

My friends' X11's and 12's all have broken or had some problem with them within the first year. After 3 years of gaming and abuse, mine finally began to fall apart. They still even work despite the boom falling off and the cord getting ripped out.

And there you have it. How an excellent company selling excellent products succumbed to corporate greed and now make trash products. I'm frustrated that I can never get a headset as good as the X1's for 60 bucks.
User avatar #70 - severepwner (02/07/2013) [-]
What are you talking about? The durability isn't perfect, usually mine last about a year at average, and the sound is fine. There isn't any game bias, and nobody really cares about how they look.
User avatar #71 - swooshbear (02/07/2013) [-]
The sound isn't fine. You obviously never listened to any other headsets. There is a huge difference because X12's sound like poop in comparison to X1's.

And I have no idea where you got any game bias from.
User avatar #72 - severepwner (02/07/2013) [-]
You shout COD and 12 year old like a stereotypical machine gun.
#73 - swooshbear (02/07/2013) [-]
I said that once. Chill out dude.
User avatar #74 - severepwner (02/07/2013) [-]
"started to try to appeal to 12 year old faggots"
"kids coming in from cod..."
And I'm sure you say it a lot in every situation.
You're telling me to chill out? Are you listening to yourself?
User avatar #75 - swooshbear (02/07/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I'm not the one coming off as angry.

When I said "kids coming in from cod" its because Black Ops and on were the main reason people are buying Turtle Beaches. Maybe I should have said people instead of kids but whatever.

Dood chill.
User avatar #76 - severepwner (02/07/2013) [-]
And that's where you are wrong. Seriously that is the most stereotypical fucking reason to not like something. They started gaining popularity because people didn't want to use loud ass theater speakers and wake up half the fucking neighborhood, and they don't want to use the shitty TV speakers that have 0 quality. That's why they gained popularity. They provide good audio in headphones.
"Dood chill"? You're telling me to chill? You've been yelling about things that work perfectly fine like a goddamn hipster, and claiming Call of Duty is the source of the problem, and you're asking me to chill? Are you fucking serious?
User avatar #77 - swooshbear (02/07/2013) [-]
>"Dood chill"? You're telling me to chill? You've been yelling about things that work perfectly fine like a goddamn hipster, and claiming Call of Duty is the source of the problem, and you're asking me to chill? Are you fucking serious?

I basically just trolled you without even trying. I'm not mad or angry in any way and thought I was coming across in a mature and informative manner. Whatevs. Just drop it.
User avatar #60 - Presario (02/06/2013) [-]
Dude...she's chewing on the fucking cord...
#64 - initiatoroflulz (02/07/2013) [-]
she's not chewing, she's just holding it in her teeth, there's a big, sexy difference
#113 - So you're one of those little spoiled brats who thinks everyth…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/06/2013 on Good Guy Battlefield 3 0
#122 - fjponythread (02/06/2013) [-]
1-2 DLCs are fine but not 5
Look at THQ, they tried to copy EA with the DLCs and look where they ended (DoW2,SR3). Well THQ at least made their games complete
#123 - swooshbear (02/06/2013) [-]
"1-2 DLCs are fine but not 5"
What the hell did you just say. You have no idea how dumb you sound.
#124 - fjponythread (02/06/2013) [-]
We both are dumb because we are arguing about expansion packs
#125 - swooshbear (02/06/2013) [-]
Sorry it just really gets me going when people hate on Battlefield and EA for no legitimate reason.

Have a good day.
#110 - So you would rather not have any DLC's and have a boring vanil…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/06/2013 on Good Guy Battlefield 3 0
#111 - fjponythread (02/06/2013) [-]
I have 50+ hours played only in Vanilla
They are releasing stuff as DLC that were supposed to be in the original game (Just look at ME3 and the Javik DLC) so they just get more profit
Look at Valve, they release new content for their games FOR FREE (Portal 2, Left 4 Dead 1 & 2)
User avatar #113 - swooshbear (02/06/2013) [-]
So you're one of those little spoiled brats who thinks everything in the world should be free. I don't think 5 DLC's worth of content is a normal and expected thing to have in the game at release date.

You have to pay for shit in life, buddy. Get used to it.
#122 - fjponythread (02/06/2013) [-]
1-2 DLCs are fine but not 5
Look at THQ, they tried to copy EA with the DLCs and look where they ended (DoW2,SR3). Well THQ at least made their games complete
#123 - swooshbear (02/06/2013) [-]
"1-2 DLCs are fine but not 5"
What the hell did you just say. You have no idea how dumb you sound.
#124 - fjponythread (02/06/2013) [-]
We both are dumb because we are arguing about expansion packs
#125 - swooshbear (02/06/2013) [-]
Sorry it just really gets me going when people hate on Battlefield and EA for no legitimate reason.

Have a good day.
#254 - Thank you very much, kind sir. Thumbs for you. 02/06/2013 on My brother's new cover photo. 0
#246 - Dude gimme the wallpaper itself. DO WANT DO WANT.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2013 on My brother's new cover photo. +3
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#254 - swooshbear (02/06/2013) [-]
Thank you very much, kind sir. Thumbs for you.
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#9 - This one doesn't give me a feel. It makes me mad. Mad… 01/27/2013 on a classic -8
#122 - A textbook of a novel? I never heard of anything like that.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on oh wow 0
User avatar #123 - grundo (01/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, it was weird. It's just excerpts from the book/
#120 - That book sucked ass. We had to read it last semester in Engli…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2013 on oh wow 0
User avatar #121 - grundo (01/26/2013) [-]
Thankfully the textbook skipped all that.
User avatar #122 - swooshbear (01/26/2013) [-]
A textbook of a novel? I never heard of anything like that.
User avatar #123 - grundo (01/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, it was weird. It's just excerpts from the book/
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#52 - Since I think that Dota and LoL are nearly exactly the same th… 01/26/2013 on That one fucking guy 0
#50 - I didn't realize there was so much hate for Dota. Haha. … 01/26/2013 on That one fucking guy -1
#32 - >be 2013 >not playing Dota 2 >mfw  [+] (13 new replies) 01/26/2013 on That one fucking guy -16
#50 - swooshbear (01/26/2013) [-]
I didn't realize there was so much hate for Dota. Haha.

Didn't mean to cause a shitstorm, people.
#48 - julpiter (01/26/2013) [-]
stop making us (dota 2 players) look bad
User avatar #52 - swooshbear (01/26/2013) [-]
Since I think that Dota and LoL are nearly exactly the same that people would generally accept Dota 2 as the new version of it and accept it. How was I making us look bad.

ITT people flipping over nothing.
User avatar #43 - TheFixer (01/26/2013) [-]
>2013
>DotA 2 still in beta
>DotA fags constantly dissing other MOBA games and the players of those games
>be me
>play first game of DotA 2
>graphics suck
>have no idea what am doing
>people yelling at me because im new and am making mistakes
>quit game go back to league
>am now regretting friend giving me the key to join the beta.
User avatar #41 - domfiveofive (01/26/2013) [-]
its ok bro.. if people want to play their Lol and HoN they can. even though in my opinion they both suck.. I guess people like it because they were introduced to it.. We'll see how things change when dota actually gets released.
#71 - anonymous (01/26/2013) [-]
I think LoL is much better then dota2..this coming from a past experienced dota player
User avatar #37 - TheBigGummyBear (01/26/2013) [-]
what is with you DotA 2 players? you all seem to be the most uptight cocky mother fuckers who play MOBA. HoN and LoL players never say shit like that, at least as far as I know. But you seem to imply that DotA 2 is the only MOBA and the others are just shit and don't suit anybody, typical.

Also, in my opinion I have played wc3 dota and dota2 was a huge step backwards, so I play LoL because it's balanced, requires more teamwork, more fun and above all, less dickheads like you are around. (at level 30 of course)
User avatar #47 - julpiter (01/26/2013) [-]
forgive us the most vocal of us are the douchebags but where nice once you get to know us
#38 - mastercolossus (01/26/2013) [-]
well the NBA players dont like how the NFL athletes treat the FBI agents but the CIA is even worse on the NSA and i have no fucking clue what most, if not all, of your acronyms mean. not trolling. just thought i would make a funny.
User avatar #56 - shadowhorn (01/26/2013) [-]
moba- multiplayer online battle arena
dota- defense of the ancients, a moba game
lol- league of legends, THE BEST moba game
hon- heroes of newarth, a moba game

User avatar #36 - griphun (01/26/2013) [-]
Me either. Can't stand either of them.
User avatar #35 - heeveejeevees (01/26/2013) [-]
Meh, i think LoL and Dota 2 are very different in terms of community. I love dota 2 but I don't hate LoL.
User avatar #33 - welshdrag (01/26/2013) [-]
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#34 - Why.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on This was absolutely adorable +5
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User avatar #1 - funnyjunknerdd (10/30/2012) [-]
Do you need those items?
User avatar #2 to #1 - swooshbear (10/30/2012) [-]
No not really. I don't even know what they are for.
User avatar #3 to #2 - funnyjunknerdd (10/30/2012) [-]
Could I have them?
#4 to #3 - swooshbear (10/30/2012) [-]
And what would I get out of this? Hmm?
User avatar #5 to #4 - funnyjunknerdd (10/30/2012) [-]
Well, I only want eight of them, so..I could offer you a Slenderman.
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