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swooshbear

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: DayZ, Minecraft, Battlefield 3, Halo Reach, Halo 3,
X-box Gamertag: A Hungry Dino
Date Signed Up:8/11/2012
Last Login:7/25/2013
Location:York PA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 1084 total,  1283 ,  199
Comment Thumbs: 1600 total,  2502 ,  902
Content Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 108 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 109 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 98% (98/100)
Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:89223
Times Content Favorited:75 times
Total Comments Made:509
FJ Points:2742
Favorite Tags: in (3)
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latest user's comments

#9 - Same exact thing happened at my school. Like almost to the det…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/11/2013 on some kid brought a gun to... +4
User avatar #10 - danniegurl (02/11/2013) [-]
you in the most boring part of florida?
User avatar #11 - swooshbear (02/11/2013) [-]
Nopers. Up in Pennsylvania.
User avatar #12 - danniegurl (02/11/2013) [-]
ahh, idk then
#36 - atrumaliger (02/11/2013) [-]
That's no fair. I like in Spring Hill, and we don't get any lock downs.

I feel like I'm missing out.
#9 - Here's the original. Love how the guy just is like, &…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2013 on WOOPS +7
#19 - tormenttheweak (02/11/2013) [-]
He's China's problem now
User avatar #14 - asasqw (02/11/2013) [-]
Well hell has him now
User avatar #10 - bematli (02/11/2013) [-]
Somebody reverse this and OP's GIF.
#1098 - **swooshbear rolls 24** Mfw I don't have facebook. 02/10/2013 on Coming Out of the Closet 0
#19 - That gif. 02/10/2013 on Real GTA +35
#92 - Picture 02/10/2013 on I don't even.. +7
#2100 - **swooshbear rolled a random comment #3065727 posted by de… 02/09/2013 on What You Scream During Sex 0
#32 - Mario Party and politics are completely different things. …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Politics +6
User avatar #43 - bloodofthedragon (02/09/2013) [-]
Clearly but the concepts are the same. Taking from the rich giving to the poor.
#229 - amazian (02/10/2013) [-]
Except taxes dont all go to the poor. The government funds other shit than just welfare. such as public education, public transit, maintaining roads, they have employees that they hire and need money as well, etc. Clearly not same concepts.
User avatar #258 - greenwithenvy (02/10/2013) [-]
in Mario Party terms, the gov't is bowser "so I see you have 102 coins, lemme just take 80 of them to fund... koopa advanced military tactics" or if you land on his space and he decides to take 30 coins from EVERYONE, but you're the only one with more than 30, he still takes all 30 from you, even if he only took max 12 from the other 3 guys.
#286 - amazian (02/10/2013) [-]
Well its not like the initial comment where the loser gets all 100% of it. I mean I would complain if my shit all went to someone else when I did the work. But it's Mario Party anyway, game is all based on luck practically. The government doesn't just take from the rich, they take from the poor and actually on a % basis, taxes take more of the poor's money (percentage wise) than the rich due to taxes on sales good. It used to be bowser said fuck you and took all your coins anyway. I haven't been playing the lastest ones, classic n64 mario party was my fav.
#310 - greenwithenvy (02/10/2013) [-]
1. Mario party started going downhill on the cube, came back a little at 7, but is now shit.
2. even though % wise the poor bracket pays more, the top 1% richest people account for 95% of the tax money collected, so even though
3. it does more damage to a poor person's state of living it
4. doesn't really make a really sizable difference when that spectrum pays their taxes anyway.
5. Yes mario party is based on luck, but most minigames/some aspects of it can be won/arranged by skill, with some pre-determined consequences for having more coins and such.
6. my friend actually won a MP game where he had the fewest coins and kept winning the battle minigames to take other people's coins, we stopped playing with him afterwards.



(funniest .gif I own, has nothing to do with this convo)
#287 - amazian (02/10/2013) [-]
Unless the poor don't get income taxed due to non less. But the taxes still hurt them finacially more than the rich.
#29 - Not sure. I just know that he got fired in that episode. Or al…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2013 on I don't know what I expected +7
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#27 - Picture 02/09/2013 on I don't know what I expected +2
#35 - Picture 02/09/2013 on Life after death +2
#43 - My dick just cringed. And I don't know why. 02/09/2013 on This Guy 0
#31 - Well I didn't expect that response. Have a nice day, sir. 02/09/2013 on Youtube Commenters +5
#20 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2013 on This Guy +1
#42 - mrrkilla (02/09/2013) [-]
#43 - swooshbear (02/09/2013) [-]
My dick just cringed. And I don't know why.
#23 - lolzordz (02/09/2013) [-]
oh god what the fuck
#27 - Just because one person got a ******* of thumbs for doi…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Youtube Commenters +5
User avatar #30 - sirslimyscrotum (02/09/2013) [-]
Thanks for telling me, I apologize I didn't notice.
#31 - swooshbear (02/09/2013) [-]
Well I didn't expect that response.

Have a nice day, sir.
#2040 - **swooshbear rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at… 02/08/2013 on This is what you wake up to... 0
#54 - Your not the next geckosandcherios. Get out.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2013 on Buckingham Palace -1
#76 - dovahbears (02/09/2013) [-]
#44 - Picture 02/08/2013 on Teenagers These Days . . . +1
#225 - I say, brethren. 02/08/2013 on Dinosaur Bone, Meteorite,... +2
#1978 - I can live with it. 02/07/2013 on What You Say to the Girl... 0
#1974 - **swooshbear rolled a random comment #330111 posted by Hyp…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2013 on What You Say to the Girl... 0
User avatar #1978 - swooshbear (02/07/2013) [-]
I can live with it.
#164 - In an awesome and well thought out way. Good job OP. 02/07/2013 on Cannot decide +3
#77 - >"Dood chill"? You're telling me to chill? You've… 02/07/2013 on Something Like That 0
#75 - I'm pretty sure I'm not the one coming off as angry. …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2013 on Something Like That 0
User avatar #76 - severepwner (02/07/2013) [-]
And that's where you are wrong. Seriously that is the most stereotypical fucking reason to not like something. They started gaining popularity because people didn't want to use loud ass theater speakers and wake up half the fucking neighborhood, and they don't want to use the shitty TV speakers that have 0 quality. That's why they gained popularity. They provide good audio in headphones.
"Dood chill"? You're telling me to chill? You've been yelling about things that work perfectly fine like a goddamn hipster, and claiming Call of Duty is the source of the problem, and you're asking me to chill? Are you fucking serious?
User avatar #77 - swooshbear (02/07/2013) [-]
>"Dood chill"? You're telling me to chill? You've been yelling about things that work perfectly fine like a goddamn hipster, and claiming Call of Duty is the source of the problem, and you're asking me to chill? Are you fucking serious?

I basically just trolled you without even trying. I'm not mad or angry in any way and thought I was coming across in a mature and informative manner. Whatevs. Just drop it.
#73 - I said that once. Chill out dude.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/07/2013 on Something Like That 0
User avatar #74 - severepwner (02/07/2013) [-]
"started to try to appeal to 12 year old faggots"
"kids coming in from cod..."
And I'm sure you say it a lot in every situation.
You're telling me to chill out? Are you listening to yourself?
User avatar #75 - swooshbear (02/07/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I'm not the one coming off as angry.

When I said "kids coming in from cod" its because Black Ops and on were the main reason people are buying Turtle Beaches. Maybe I should have said people instead of kids but whatever.

Dood chill.
User avatar #76 - severepwner (02/07/2013) [-]
And that's where you are wrong. Seriously that is the most stereotypical fucking reason to not like something. They started gaining popularity because people didn't want to use loud ass theater speakers and wake up half the fucking neighborhood, and they don't want to use the shitty TV speakers that have 0 quality. That's why they gained popularity. They provide good audio in headphones.
"Dood chill"? You're telling me to chill? You've been yelling about things that work perfectly fine like a goddamn hipster, and claiming Call of Duty is the source of the problem, and you're asking me to chill? Are you fucking serious?
User avatar #77 - swooshbear (02/07/2013) [-]
>"Dood chill"? You're telling me to chill? You've been yelling about things that work perfectly fine like a goddamn hipster, and claiming Call of Duty is the source of the problem, and you're asking me to chill? Are you fucking serious?

I basically just trolled you without even trying. I'm not mad or angry in any way and thought I was coming across in a mature and informative manner. Whatevs. Just drop it.
#3820 - **swooshbear rolled a random image posted in comment #267587… 02/07/2013 on This Will Haunt You Forever +2
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #1 - funnyjunknerdd (10/30/2012) [-]
Do you need those items?
User avatar #2 to #1 - swooshbear (10/30/2012) [-]
No not really. I don't even know what they are for.
User avatar #3 to #2 - funnyjunknerdd (10/30/2012) [-]
Could I have them?
#4 to #3 - swooshbear (10/30/2012) [-]
And what would I get out of this? Hmm?
User avatar #5 to #4 - funnyjunknerdd (10/30/2012) [-]
Well, I only want eight of them, so..I could offer you a Slenderman.
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