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Gender: male
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: DayZ, Minecraft, Battlefield 3, Halo Reach, Halo 3,
X-box Gamertag: A Hungry Dino
Date Signed Up:8/11/2012
Last Login:7/25/2013
Location:York PA
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Level 108 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 109 Content: Funny Junkie
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Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:88468
Times Content Favorited:76 times
Total Comments Made:509
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#45 - Of course I do. But more than half the time you're not gonna h… 02/17/2013 on Lvl 100 sneak 0
#690 - **swooshbear rolled a random comment #712956 posted by kaw… 02/17/2013 on Goats: The Untold Story -1
#36 - That card pisses me off so much. I can't stand fighting it. …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2013 on Lvl 100 sneak +2
#76 - CIS White Male (02/17/2013) [-]
Build a Red/Black/White deck, problem solved
#39 - TRINDADE (02/17/2013) [-]
what, you don't have an way to destroy artifacts and enchants
User avatar #45 - swooshbear (02/17/2013) [-]
Of course I do. But more than half the time you're not gonna have one in your hand.

Shit's cray yo
#31 - mfw it took me longer than 10 seconds to get that. 02/17/2013 on Vladimir Putin 0
#3189 - **swooshbear rolls 0** 02/17/2013 on What Kind of FJ'er are You? 0
#725 - **swooshbear rolled a random image posted in comment #312554… 02/15/2013 on Meteor Streaks Through... 0
#32 - Picture 02/14/2013 on I'll just leave this here.. +14
#19 - That face is so unnatural looking. Its creepy I think. 02/14/2013 on My face when not a fart +16
#1531 - So much win. So much... 02/14/2013 on What Your Valentine Said 0
#1528 - **swooshbear rolled a random comment #49 posted by butteri… 02/14/2013 on What Your Valentine Said 0
#38 - One of the best things to buy to **** with a cash… 02/14/2013 on Breaking the norm +25
#112 - There has been and always will be retards in society. Get used… 02/13/2013 on Nightmares +1
#500 - **swooshbear rolls 30** same. 02/13/2013 on I will not fail you 0
#272 - I kinda thought this was more creepy than feely. 02/13/2013 on Where do I put all the feels? +8
#65 - Picture 02/13/2013 on Frogman +6
#282 - I'm opposite of the sizes of each color. Im saying the reasons…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2013 on Shut up +1
#283 - suckmyrichard has deleted their comment.
#252 - My chart is the complete opposite of that one. feelsbadman  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2013 on Shut up +1
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User avatar #282 - swooshbear (02/13/2013) [-]
I'm opposite of the sizes of each color. Im saying the reasons I am single is because I am shy and stuff.

Doesn't matter how good you look. If you're a shy little dweeb that doesn't talk to girls, you're not gonna get a girlfriend.
#283 - suckmyrichard has deleted their comment.
#728 - **swooshbear rolled a random image posted in comment #272934… 02/12/2013 on How Your Pet Sees You 0
#4542 - **swooshbear rolled a random image posted in comment #284325… 02/12/2013 on It Lurks Under Your Bed 0
#120 - oooowwwwww 02/11/2013 on Photobomb Level: Dragon +2
#10 - Oh hey sis. 02/11/2013 on Meanwhile, in Boulder City,... +3
#9 - Of all the **** tumblr posts, this one I laughed … 02/11/2013 on Sweet Baby Jesus 0
#9 - Oh god. That reminds me of runescape dating back in the day. …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Online Girlfriend +19
User avatar #34 - trojanmannn (02/11/2013) [-]
I was payed 40k to be a girls boyfriend. I took it, blocked her, and went to a different server.
User avatar #33 - rplix (02/11/2013) [-]
I remember you were able to get a god book or something that recited vows.

I went to my fair share of runescape weddings.
#11 - Nopers. Up in Pennsylvania.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2013 on some kid brought a gun to... +1
User avatar #12 - danniegurl (02/11/2013) [-]
ahh, idk then
#36 - atrumaliger (02/11/2013) [-]
That's no fair. I like in Spring Hill, and we don't get any lock downs.

I feel like I'm missing out.
#14 - Picture 02/11/2013 on Joker boner 0

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User avatar #1 - funnyjunknerdd (10/30/2012) [-]
Do you need those items?
User avatar #2 to #1 - swooshbear (10/30/2012) [-]
No not really. I don't even know what they are for.
User avatar #3 to #2 - funnyjunknerdd (10/30/2012) [-]
Could I have them?
#4 to #3 - swooshbear (10/30/2012) [-]
And what would I get out of this? Hmm?
User avatar #5 to #4 - funnyjunknerdd (10/30/2012) [-]
Well, I only want eight of them, so..I could offer you a Slenderman.
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