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swooshbear

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:8/11/2012
Last Login:7/25/2013
Location:York PA
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Level 108 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 109 Content: Funny Junkie
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#206 - Picture 04/21/2013 on one theory +4
#112 - Of course it's not gonna make a huge difference but it helps a…  [+] (2 replies) 04/16/2013 on North Korea -3
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#144 - codfourmotherfkers (04/16/2013) [-]
Dude, the jacket doesn't weight much, it would like only take like .00000001 more pounds of force to swing fast.
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#102 - That too. Forgot to mention that. But if your wearing…  [+] (5 replies) 04/16/2013 on North Korea -4
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#109 - capslockrage (04/16/2013) [-]
No, it actually wouldn't.
You clearly haven't been in a fight before.
#112 - swooshbear (04/16/2013) [-]
Of course it's not gonna make a huge difference but it helps a little you be a little more flexible and agile if you have on a hoody or jacket.

I'm not saying you will be lightning fast Jackie Chan without your shirt but it helps. (And yes I have been in a fight before).
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#144 - codfourmotherfkers (04/16/2013) [-]
Dude, the jacket doesn't weight much, it would like only take like .00000001 more pounds of force to swing fast.
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#103 - leanonwut (04/16/2013) [-]
If it fits him smug then it honestly shouldn't.
#97 - Nah I don't mean it in a bad way. Just pushin your buttons. …  [+] (1 reply) 04/16/2013 on North Korea -2
#107 - cthumoo (04/16/2013) [-]
Or in this situation, calmy take off the jumper before the fight?
#94 - Let's you swing and hit harder and faster. Someone ha…  [+] (11 replies) 04/16/2013 on North Korea -6
#113 - shamefulhumor (04/16/2013) [-]
It's so they don't flip the shit over your head and hockey punch you

Keep your pants tight, take the jacket off, and keep your head low Lord derp.
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#100 - leanonwut (04/16/2013) [-]
Taking off your shirt makes it harder for them to grab onto you. Unless you wear shirts 5 sizes too large or too small, it'll have no effect on how hard or fast you swing.
#102 - swooshbear (04/16/2013) [-]
That too. Forgot to mention that.

But if your wearing a hoody like the guy in red or a tight long sleeve it really can make a difference in how fast you are.
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#109 - capslockrage (04/16/2013) [-]
No, it actually wouldn't.
You clearly haven't been in a fight before.
#112 - swooshbear (04/16/2013) [-]
Of course it's not gonna make a huge difference but it helps a little you be a little more flexible and agile if you have on a hoody or jacket.

I'm not saying you will be lightning fast Jackie Chan without your shirt but it helps. (And yes I have been in a fight before).
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#144 - codfourmotherfkers (04/16/2013) [-]
Dude, the jacket doesn't weight much, it would like only take like .00000001 more pounds of force to swing fast.
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#103 - leanonwut (04/16/2013) [-]
If it fits him smug then it honestly shouldn't.
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#96 - fosforgasxiii (04/16/2013) [-]
Well it didn't really help the guy in black.
And you make it sound like never been in a fight is a bad thing.
#97 - swooshbear (04/16/2013) [-]
Nah I don't mean it in a bad way. Just pushin your buttons.

If you ever do get in a fight, don't do what the guy in black did. Either get the first punch off or back away out of striking distance to get naked.
#107 - cthumoo (04/16/2013) [-]
Or in this situation, calmy take off the jumper before the fight?
#69 - "Oh sweet jesus, that wind on mah face."  [+] (1 reply) 04/09/2013 on Road Trips +2
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#86 - lovedogs (04/09/2013) [-]
Adorable....that's like me with my head sticking out in the passengers seat!
#65 - The internet is srs business. Isn't it?  [+] (1 reply) 04/06/2013 on Ron Swanson +4
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#66 - razerblazer (04/06/2013) [-]
i wanna see what that picture zoomed all the way in is
#61 - Someone's upset.  [+] (3 replies) 04/06/2013 on Ron Swanson 0
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#63 - razerblazer (04/06/2013) [-]
just amazed someone would try intentionally being a faggot and try to badly troll us without even trying...you sir...have failed, so have a delightful weekend
#65 - swooshbear (04/06/2013) [-]
The internet is srs business.

Isn't it?
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#66 - razerblazer (04/06/2013) [-]
i wanna see what that picture zoomed all the way in is