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Age: 23
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: DayZ, Minecraft, Battlefield 3, Halo Reach, Halo 3,
X-box Gamertag: A Hungry Dino
Date Signed Up:8/11/2012
Last Login:7/25/2013
Location:York PA
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#174 - Comment deleted 04/30/2013 on It's Time that I Shared this 0
#140 - Because I'm not a ******* fag?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2013 on Stan Lee is so sweet -2
#146 - milkshakerz (04/25/2013) [-]
Sounds like you are to me.
#259 - My point is that it's easy to get food for free. Ever…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on so heart warming -1
User avatar #361 - wbrehmer (04/28/2013) [-]
There isn't a soup kitchen in Wilmington, NC. There is a homeless shelter which costs 60$ a week.... like I could really afford that.....
#152 - Only could eat once a week? Ya I believed it up until there.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2013 on so heart warming -7
User avatar #194 - varrlegrimscythe (04/24/2013) [-]
A healthy person can survive without food for a month so long as they have enough water.
User avatar #259 - swooshbear (04/24/2013) [-]
My point is that it's easy to get food for free.

Ever hear of soup kitchens? Food banks? Homeless shelters? Even stealing.
User avatar #361 - wbrehmer (04/28/2013) [-]
There isn't a soup kitchen in Wilmington, NC. There is a homeless shelter which costs 60$ a week.... like I could really afford that.....
User avatar #232 - cormy (04/24/2013) [-]
Hmm? A month? I thought it was about a week max with water, and about 3 days without water or food.
User avatar #304 - wbrehmer (04/25/2013) [-]
It's 2 - 3 weeks with only water. It's a max of 6 days without food or water
#65 - 2edgy4me 04/24/2013 on Mfw parents try to talk to... -4
#207 - Then dinosaurs create god? 04/21/2013 on one theory +3
#206 - Picture 04/21/2013 on one theory +4
#5 - It's the new thing people are doing there. Writing words that … 04/21/2013 on 4chan +1
#112 - Of course it's not gonna make a huge difference but it helps a…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2013 on North Korea -3
User avatar #144 - codfourmotherfkers (04/16/2013) [-]
Dude, the jacket doesn't weight much, it would like only take like .00000001 more pounds of force to swing fast.
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#102 - That too. Forgot to mention that. But if your wearing…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/16/2013 on North Korea -4
User avatar #109 - capslockrage (04/16/2013) [-]
No, it actually wouldn't.
You clearly haven't been in a fight before.
#112 - swooshbear (04/16/2013) [-]
Of course it's not gonna make a huge difference but it helps a little you be a little more flexible and agile if you have on a hoody or jacket.

I'm not saying you will be lightning fast Jackie Chan without your shirt but it helps. (And yes I have been in a fight before).
User avatar #144 - codfourmotherfkers (04/16/2013) [-]
Dude, the jacket doesn't weight much, it would like only take like .00000001 more pounds of force to swing fast.
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User avatar #103 - leanonwut (04/16/2013) [-]
If it fits him smug then it honestly shouldn't.
#97 - Nah I don't mean it in a bad way. Just pushin your buttons. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2013 on North Korea -2
#107 - cthumoo (04/16/2013) [-]
Or in this situation, calmy take off the jumper before the fight?
#94 - Let's you swing and hit harder and faster. Someone ha…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/16/2013 on North Korea -6
#113 - shamefulhumor (04/16/2013) [-]
It's so they don't flip the shit over your head and hockey punch you

Keep your pants tight, take the jacket off, and keep your head low Lord derp.
User avatar #100 - leanonwut (04/16/2013) [-]
Taking off your shirt makes it harder for them to grab onto you. Unless you wear shirts 5 sizes too large or too small, it'll have no effect on how hard or fast you swing.
#102 - swooshbear (04/16/2013) [-]
That too. Forgot to mention that.

But if your wearing a hoody like the guy in red or a tight long sleeve it really can make a difference in how fast you are.
User avatar #109 - capslockrage (04/16/2013) [-]
No, it actually wouldn't.
You clearly haven't been in a fight before.
#112 - swooshbear (04/16/2013) [-]
Of course it's not gonna make a huge difference but it helps a little you be a little more flexible and agile if you have on a hoody or jacket.

I'm not saying you will be lightning fast Jackie Chan without your shirt but it helps. (And yes I have been in a fight before).
User avatar #144 - codfourmotherfkers (04/16/2013) [-]
Dude, the jacket doesn't weight much, it would like only take like .00000001 more pounds of force to swing fast.
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User avatar #103 - leanonwut (04/16/2013) [-]
If it fits him smug then it honestly shouldn't.
User avatar #96 - fosforgasxiii (04/16/2013) [-]
Well it didn't really help the guy in black.
And you make it sound like never been in a fight is a bad thing.
#97 - swooshbear (04/16/2013) [-]
Nah I don't mean it in a bad way. Just pushin your buttons.

If you ever do get in a fight, don't do what the guy in black did. Either get the first punch off or back away out of striking distance to get naked.
#107 - cthumoo (04/16/2013) [-]
Or in this situation, calmy take off the jumper before the fight?
#69 - "Oh sweet jesus, that wind on mah face."  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on Road Trips +2
User avatar #86 - lovedogs (04/09/2013) [-]
Adorable....that's like me with my head sticking out in the passengers seat!
#65 - The internet is srs business. Isn't it?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2013 on Ron Swanson +4
User avatar #66 - razerblazer (04/06/2013) [-]
i wanna see what that picture zoomed all the way in is
#61 - Someone's upset.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Ron Swanson 0
User avatar #63 - razerblazer (04/06/2013) [-]
just amazed someone would try intentionally being a faggot and try to badly troll us without even trying...you sir...have failed, so have a delightful weekend
#65 - swooshbear (04/06/2013) [-]
The internet is srs business.

Isn't it?
User avatar #66 - razerblazer (04/06/2013) [-]
i wanna see what that picture zoomed all the way in is
#48 - **swooshbear rolls 256** Nubs get.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Ron Swanson 0
User avatar #58 - razerblazer (04/06/2013) [-]
don't bring 4chan to funnyjunk unless its funny or interesting, please, we don't need another kind of faggotry here
#61 - swooshbear (04/06/2013) [-]
Someone's upset.
User avatar #63 - razerblazer (04/06/2013) [-]
just amazed someone would try intentionally being a faggot and try to badly troll us without even trying...you sir...have failed, so have a delightful weekend
#65 - swooshbear (04/06/2013) [-]
The internet is srs business.

Isn't it?
User avatar #66 - razerblazer (04/06/2013) [-]
i wanna see what that picture zoomed all the way in is
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#51 - me too. 03/19/2013 on You done goofed +15
#384 - Picture 03/15/2013 on Fresh memories +1
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User avatar #1 - funnyjunknerdd (10/30/2012) [-]
Do you need those items?
User avatar #2 to #1 - swooshbear (10/30/2012) [-]
No not really. I don't even know what they are for.
User avatar #3 to #2 - funnyjunknerdd (10/30/2012) [-]
Could I have them?
#4 to #3 - swooshbear (10/30/2012) [-]
And what would I get out of this? Hmm?
User avatar #5 to #4 - funnyjunknerdd (10/30/2012) [-]
Well, I only want eight of them, so..I could offer you a Slenderman.
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