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#128 - Thanks. Its funny how having an unpopular opinion is…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Felt so hard -6
#130 - bobthedilder (05/24/2013) [-]
"A few good soldiers", either you're stupid or a troll, or a stupid troll.
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#132 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
I guess I'm stupid then. Stupid for not following the crowd and believing everything that is said to me. Stupid for forming my own opinion and valuing human life above all else.

Ok then.
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#152 - lazyusername (05/24/2013) [-]
Value human life above all else? Then have a little respect for the people who die overseas fighting for what they believe in, whether what they believe in is right or wrong.
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#153 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
You just proved my point. Soldiers are fighting and killing for reasons that they don't even believe in or believe because they are told to. They do not see the other's point of view and so go forth, slaughtering and murdering their way to "victory" for their country.

That sure sounds like valuing human life to me.
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#162 - lazyusername (05/24/2013) [-]
Ok fair point, I'm not trying to argue with you over your opinion that what soldiers are doing overseas is wrong; but people are still dying and you should show them a little bit more respect.
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#171 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, your right. I am being a little harsh. But what I'm saying is what I believe is true.

Good day and thank you for your intelligent response.
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#134 - bobthedilder (05/24/2013) [-]
Yep
#126 - That last couple sentences made no sense and was irrelevant. Y…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Felt so hard -7
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#139 - thewinkster (05/24/2013) [-]
You do realize my grandfather served in Vietnam and my father served in the gulf war. This has fucking nothing to do with the war going on today. This war is only seen as a backdrop. Are you honestly so stupid that you can't move some fucking sheep Sheppard. You are the worse Sheppard. All you do is bark at the sheep. The right Sheppard bites. You my friend lost your teeth. You do realize that Americans weren't the only people to commit war crimes. I'm sorry honestly I am. But you must have bad hearing because if I'm not mistaken every side in a war does shit like that. My Great grandfathers brother was a Nazi in world War 2. My Grandfather didn't hate him even though he was responsible for killing innocent people. I don't hate my father for killing "Innocent people". I hope you realize that War is bad. Because you don't Sheppard. You must be playing to much spec ops the line. Because honestly if you did. Then you would know that those who served for your country committed horrible acts of rape and murder. The difference between me and you Is the Flag I wear on my arm. And the fact that you are to stubborn to accept the facts that no one wins in war. Because in the end. The casualties of innocent civilians don't chose the victors. Neither does the mind of the solider. Only Sheppard like you. Who sit and watch as innocent sheep die.
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#148 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
Both your grandfather and father both do not have the justification as that boy in Iraq because that boy didn't just one day say, "hmm. I want to help murder people because my government says I should, even though I have no reason to murder innocent lives and destroy families. I should join the military."

Your father killed that boy's father in the Gulf War fighting for a flag that he supports without reason. That same flag is now the one destroying that boy's family and way of life. He has the true and just reason to fight. Not your father. He is the one instigating the hate and murder by joining a conflict and murdering other human beings NOT FOR HIS OWN WELL BEING, BUT FOR THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS AND MEDIA WHO TELL HIM TO.

Look inside yourself and ask yourself is that a true and just reason to for murder?
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#180 - thewinkster (05/24/2013) [-]
I've told you 3 times already. Murder is never just. War is bad. But you pester me with shit like this because you can't even fucking read. So I will put it blunt for you.
NO ONE IS JUSTIFIED IN WAR. You obviously think your side is better when they are equal. You have no understating of war because the father of the boy would have taken a marines life and left a boy in american without a father. How do I know you are praising a side? Well because when you thought my father and grandfather served in your country. You thought I was just swell and you even complemented me. So when I told you the truth you literary dove at me with insults and false accusations that I could just say about your father. Your father raped Female solders. Executed american Prisoners and tortured his own people. But hey I didn't know the man so I can just say shit. Look inside your self and ask your self this question. Are you really that dumb to not realize that I have been telling you exactly what you want to hear. Your people are scum who deserve to be wiped out because of the war crimes they committed. My People are scum just the same as yours. I have been feeding your ear and you still ask me questions I have already answered. Your country blindly follows a dictator they saw as god. Mine does the same thing. Except my father chose to sign up. He didn't have to.
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#188 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
When I said that your father killed that "boy's" father, that wasn't meant to be taken literally. I am talking about all of those soldiers over there right now murdering.

Your father chose to sign up to fight and kill people that his country told him to. Your father had no reason to murder and destroy those families and people other than to "serve" his country. He did not know those men they killed and had no reason to do the things he did to them.

He chose to fight and murder for other's gain, that being the government. Killing anyone is murder, for whatever the reason. Having the government tell you to kill someone because they are the "enemy" doesn't make it any different.
#121 - That was a fair and thought provoking argument that I thought … 05/24/2013 on Felt so hard -6
#120 - Finally, a person with a respectable arguement is here. …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Felt so hard -11
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#124 - thewinkster (05/24/2013) [-]
? I don't think you understand. War isn't good. Killing isn't good even to protect others. Now that being said. Calling terrorists innocent people isn't either. We are no different then the enemy. My father served with the air force and the coast guard. Me telling you that what he did was good is wrong. But me telling you that his intentions where right. Iraq killed people in terrorist acts just as we did to them. They blew up the twin towers. So no they are not innocent. Them fighting does not make them innocent. Us fighting does not make us innocent. Let me tell you something. Go out side and kill your first rabbit Sheppard. Because it's clear you are not yet able to control the herd with your barking. Then after you rip it's lungs out and cry when it dies. Realize that. You the Sheppard had trouble killing a rabbit. What will you do when the coyote comes. And attacks the sheep.
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#126 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
That last couple sentences made no sense and was irrelevant. Your father didn't have the same justification to fight as a young boy in Iraq who lost his father because your father didn't have family who died on 9/11.

Going to war, invading, raping, killing, pillaging, stealing, MURDERING innocents because a few extremists killed some Americans does not justify anything. That boy who lost his father in the First Gulf War is now having a US soldier tell him that he must obey the curfew or be shot, give his money or be shot, give his mother to them or be shot has to pay the price for a few extremists wild actions. HE is the one who has the actual justification to take up arms and slay the Murderers who threaten and infringe HIS freedom and HIS rights to life.

Nothing personal, but you, and your father before you, are mindless pawns and sheep who do, think, and feel what the government and media spit towards you. Do yourself a favor. Think of the other man's point of view before mindlessly regurgitating what others have told you.
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#139 - thewinkster (05/24/2013) [-]
You do realize my grandfather served in Vietnam and my father served in the gulf war. This has fucking nothing to do with the war going on today. This war is only seen as a backdrop. Are you honestly so stupid that you can't move some fucking sheep Sheppard. You are the worse Sheppard. All you do is bark at the sheep. The right Sheppard bites. You my friend lost your teeth. You do realize that Americans weren't the only people to commit war crimes. I'm sorry honestly I am. But you must have bad hearing because if I'm not mistaken every side in a war does shit like that. My Great grandfathers brother was a Nazi in world War 2. My Grandfather didn't hate him even though he was responsible for killing innocent people. I don't hate my father for killing "Innocent people". I hope you realize that War is bad. Because you don't Sheppard. You must be playing to much spec ops the line. Because honestly if you did. Then you would know that those who served for your country committed horrible acts of rape and murder. The difference between me and you Is the Flag I wear on my arm. And the fact that you are to stubborn to accept the facts that no one wins in war. Because in the end. The casualties of innocent civilians don't chose the victors. Neither does the mind of the solider. Only Sheppard like you. Who sit and watch as innocent sheep die.
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#148 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
Both your grandfather and father both do not have the justification as that boy in Iraq because that boy didn't just one day say, "hmm. I want to help murder people because my government says I should, even though I have no reason to murder innocent lives and destroy families. I should join the military."

Your father killed that boy's father in the Gulf War fighting for a flag that he supports without reason. That same flag is now the one destroying that boy's family and way of life. He has the true and just reason to fight. Not your father. He is the one instigating the hate and murder by joining a conflict and murdering other human beings NOT FOR HIS OWN WELL BEING, BUT FOR THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS AND MEDIA WHO TELL HIM TO.

Look inside yourself and ask yourself is that a true and just reason to for murder?
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#180 - thewinkster (05/24/2013) [-]
I've told you 3 times already. Murder is never just. War is bad. But you pester me with shit like this because you can't even fucking read. So I will put it blunt for you.
NO ONE IS JUSTIFIED IN WAR. You obviously think your side is better when they are equal. You have no understating of war because the father of the boy would have taken a marines life and left a boy in american without a father. How do I know you are praising a side? Well because when you thought my father and grandfather served in your country. You thought I was just swell and you even complemented me. So when I told you the truth you literary dove at me with insults and false accusations that I could just say about your father. Your father raped Female solders. Executed american Prisoners and tortured his own people. But hey I didn't know the man so I can just say shit. Look inside your self and ask your self this question. Are you really that dumb to not realize that I have been telling you exactly what you want to hear. Your people are scum who deserve to be wiped out because of the war crimes they committed. My People are scum just the same as yours. I have been feeding your ear and you still ask me questions I have already answered. Your country blindly follows a dictator they saw as god. Mine does the same thing. Except my father chose to sign up. He didn't have to.
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#188 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
When I said that your father killed that "boy's" father, that wasn't meant to be taken literally. I am talking about all of those soldiers over there right now murdering.

Your father chose to sign up to fight and kill people that his country told him to. Your father had no reason to murder and destroy those families and people other than to "serve" his country. He did not know those men they killed and had no reason to do the things he did to them.

He chose to fight and murder for other's gain, that being the government. Killing anyone is murder, for whatever the reason. Having the government tell you to kill someone because they are the "enemy" doesn't make it any different.
#113 - Fair enough. But what does therapy have anything to d…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on Felt so hard -8
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#138 - nitsuan (05/24/2013) [-]
Lots of innocent people die in war, and you would be an ignorant fool to think not. Look at the British; they killed thousands of Jewish prisoners through their bombings on Germany in world war 2. Innocents get caught up in war and its a cruel truth, but if you really are as ignorant as to believe otherwise then I feel sorry for you.
#109 - Obviously I'm only talking about the ones who see combat and d…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Felt so hard -11
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#127 - bobthedilder (05/24/2013) [-]
Gratz on the trolling
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#128 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
Thanks.

Its funny how having an unpopular opinion is considered trolling nowadays.
#130 - bobthedilder (05/24/2013) [-]
"A few good soldiers", either you're stupid or a troll, or a stupid troll.
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#132 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
I guess I'm stupid then. Stupid for not following the crowd and believing everything that is said to me. Stupid for forming my own opinion and valuing human life above all else.

Ok then.
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#152 - lazyusername (05/24/2013) [-]
Value human life above all else? Then have a little respect for the people who die overseas fighting for what they believe in, whether what they believe in is right or wrong.
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#153 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
You just proved my point. Soldiers are fighting and killing for reasons that they don't even believe in or believe because they are told to. They do not see the other's point of view and so go forth, slaughtering and murdering their way to "victory" for their country.

That sure sounds like valuing human life to me.
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#162 - lazyusername (05/24/2013) [-]
Ok fair point, I'm not trying to argue with you over your opinion that what soldiers are doing overseas is wrong; but people are still dying and you should show them a little bit more respect.
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#171 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, your right. I am being a little harsh. But what I'm saying is what I believe is true.

Good day and thank you for your intelligent response.
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#134 - bobthedilder (05/24/2013) [-]
Yep
#105 - Worship, love, respect, it's all the same. Coal miner…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Felt so hard -11
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#125 - stgfilitov (05/24/2013) [-]
respecting someone isn't the same as worshiping them. I mean, I don't worship people who run into a burning building to save some people. I respect them for their bravery.
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#106 - rokkarokkaali (05/24/2013) [-]
But coal miners are stashing all the coal for themselfz !1!11
fishrmin r tekkin all da fish n seling dem to uther cuntrys!!!!!1!
I can make up anything that sounds better than whatever you're spewing out of the ass you've made yourself into
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#121 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
That was a fair and thought provoking argument that I thought I made in the post above you. You just simply ignored that because you don't agree with me.

I expected some actually intelligent people to come in here and argue me instead of a swarm of 12 year old, murder worshiping sheep.
#97 - Your starting to get a little off topic here, don't you think?…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Felt so hard -9
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#103 - multimedia (05/24/2013) [-]
And I didn't get off topic. You called me sheltered.
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#100 - multimedia (05/24/2013) [-]
I've been in therapy for two years.

You, on the other hand, pretend like you're some superior being because you don't "worship" soldiers. You want to imagine that you're in on some secret. Sociological studies have been done on people like you.

My best friend is a soldier, and he has never, and will never, see combat. He's a better man than you'll ever be, and he's probably smarter than you too.
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#113 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
Fair enough.

But what does therapy have anything to do with this? Anyways, you people are still blind to the fact that soldiers who see combat are nothing but murderes. Slaves of their government who regiments their lives with hate and intolerance as they do to you.

You can't ignore the fact that they kill innocent people everyday. Especially when they mindlessly follow orders to shoot any man of military age outside after curfew.

There is a lot of things that most vets won't tell you. Like that.
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#138 - nitsuan (05/24/2013) [-]
Lots of innocent people die in war, and you would be an ignorant fool to think not. Look at the British; they killed thousands of Jewish prisoners through their bombings on Germany in world war 2. Innocents get caught up in war and its a cruel truth, but if you really are as ignorant as to believe otherwise then I feel sorry for you.
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#107 - alphahacker (05/24/2013) [-]
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#95 - mfw that made absolutely no sense. Soldiers murder an…  [+] (18 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Felt so hard -11
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#170 - redrex (05/24/2013) [-]
you are honestly just throwing around the words "Slaughter" "Rape" "Murder" soldiers don't fucking rape people, you think they go into an undefended town or village or what have you and walk up to a little baby and put a bullet in it's head? there is something wrong with you. If a soldier did what i just described, yes that would be murder, but that doesn't fucking happen. You call it your opinion, but you're just mindlessly hating on soldiers when you don't even fucking know what you're talking about. And you call everyone else the "sheep"
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#176 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
You honestly believe that soldiers don't murder and rape civilians? That is sad at how close-minded you are and how much you believe in what the media and the government tells you.

A vet told me in person that they had direct orders to shoot any male of military age on sight after curfew. No questions asked. Of course that didn't lead to any innocent deaths.

Haven't you heard or seen any vidoes or articles about soldiers pissing on the dead, raping women or beating and torturing enemy combatants beyond the point of necessity?
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#99 - multimedia (05/24/2013) [-]
No, they don't.

And the ones who do, nowadays at least, get court-martialed. Trust me, I know our military better than you do. I've been alongside soldiers and Marines since I was 15, and they're much better people than you will ever be.

1/3 of all soldiers ever go into combat.
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#109 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
Obviously I'm only talking about the ones who see combat and do the murder themselves.

Please don't speak about what you "know" about the military and what actually goes on there. Sure there might be a few good soldiers but the majority gladly partake in the innocent slaughter of men women and children.
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#127 - bobthedilder (05/24/2013) [-]
Gratz on the trolling
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#128 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
Thanks.

Its funny how having an unpopular opinion is considered trolling nowadays.
#130 - bobthedilder (05/24/2013) [-]
"A few good soldiers", either you're stupid or a troll, or a stupid troll.
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#132 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
I guess I'm stupid then. Stupid for not following the crowd and believing everything that is said to me. Stupid for forming my own opinion and valuing human life above all else.

Ok then.
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#152 - lazyusername (05/24/2013) [-]
Value human life above all else? Then have a little respect for the people who die overseas fighting for what they believe in, whether what they believe in is right or wrong.
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#153 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
You just proved my point. Soldiers are fighting and killing for reasons that they don't even believe in or believe because they are told to. They do not see the other's point of view and so go forth, slaughtering and murdering their way to "victory" for their country.

That sure sounds like valuing human life to me.
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#162 - lazyusername (05/24/2013) [-]
Ok fair point, I'm not trying to argue with you over your opinion that what soldiers are doing overseas is wrong; but people are still dying and you should show them a little bit more respect.
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#171 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, your right. I am being a little harsh. But what I'm saying is what I believe is true.

Good day and thank you for your intelligent response.
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#134 - bobthedilder (05/24/2013) [-]
Yep
#98 - rokkarokkaali (05/24/2013) [-]
I don't worship soldiers. I just respect them for risking their lives.
You on the other hand, are most likely a troll.
And a shitty one
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#105 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
Worship, love, respect, it's all the same.

Coal miners, fishermen, Power linemen, etc all risk their lives without the mindless killing and slaughter of innocents but they don't get the respect that these so called heroes do.
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#125 - stgfilitov (05/24/2013) [-]
respecting someone isn't the same as worshiping them. I mean, I don't worship people who run into a burning building to save some people. I respect them for their bravery.
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#106 - rokkarokkaali (05/24/2013) [-]
But coal miners are stashing all the coal for themselfz !1!11
fishrmin r tekkin all da fish n seling dem to uther cuntrys!!!!!1!
I can make up anything that sounds better than whatever you're spewing out of the ass you've made yourself into
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#121 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
That was a fair and thought provoking argument that I thought I made in the post above you. You just simply ignored that because you don't agree with me.

I expected some actually intelligent people to come in here and argue me instead of a swarm of 12 year old, murder worshiping sheep.
#92 - Ok. Keep worshipping your civilian murdering and rap…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Felt so hard -10
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#93 - multimedia (05/24/2013) [-]
Bro, I work in the city. I walked through a fucking monsoon today. I have PTSD. Don't give me your sheltered crap. Now kindly go and fuck yourself, you disgusting sack of shit.
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#97 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
Your starting to get a little off topic here, don't you think?

I honestly don't care what self diagnosed mental conditions you have.
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#103 - multimedia (05/24/2013) [-]
And I didn't get off topic. You called me sheltered.
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#100 - multimedia (05/24/2013) [-]
I've been in therapy for two years.

You, on the other hand, pretend like you're some superior being because you don't "worship" soldiers. You want to imagine that you're in on some secret. Sociological studies have been done on people like you.

My best friend is a soldier, and he has never, and will never, see combat. He's a better man than you'll ever be, and he's probably smarter than you too.
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#113 - swooshbear (05/24/2013) [-]
Fair enough.

But what does therapy have anything to do with this? Anyways, you people are still blind to the fact that soldiers who see combat are nothing but murderes. Slaves of their government who regiments their lives with hate and intolerance as they do to you.

You can't ignore the fact that they kill innocent people everyday. Especially when they mindlessly follow orders to shoot any man of military age outside after curfew.

There is a lot of things that most vets won't tell you. Like that.
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#138 - nitsuan (05/24/2013) [-]
Lots of innocent people die in war, and you would be an ignorant fool to think not. Look at the British; they killed thousands of Jewish prisoners through their bombings on Germany in world war 2. Innocents get caught up in war and its a cruel truth, but if you really are as ignorant as to believe otherwise then I feel sorry for you.
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#107 - alphahacker (05/24/2013) [-]
**alphahacker rolls 95**