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Gender: male
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: DayZ, Minecraft, Battlefield 3, Halo Reach, Halo 3,
X-box Gamertag: A Hungry Dino
Date Signed Up:8/11/2012
Last Login:7/25/2013
Location:York PA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
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Comment Thumbs: 1599 total,  2501 ,  902
Content Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 108 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 109 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 97% (97/100)
Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:88824
Times Content Favorited:76 times
Total Comments Made:509
FJ Points:2741
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#45 - Oh damn. I think those dubs were from last week. Might wanna g… 10/22/2012 on Wait, What 0
#44 - **swooshbear rolls 59** Hey they are perfectly fine. See?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2012 on Wait, What -1
User avatar #45 - swooshbear (10/22/2012) [-]
Oh damn. I think those dubs were from last week. Might wanna get your stomach pumped to avoid dubs poisoning.
#39 - Dubs for everyone! Get your fresh hot dubs here! Pipin…  [+] (20 new replies) 10/22/2012 on Wait, What -9
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#82 - mrfartypants (10/22/2012) [-]
**mrfartypants rolls 75**
#75 - darthkramer (10/22/2012) [-]
**darthkramer rolls 48**
#68 - hallowedfrogg (10/22/2012) [-]
**hallowedfrogg rolls 33**
#67 - anonymous (10/22/2012) [-]
*roll2*
#84 - skinless (10/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #66 - juanbalcknwhite (10/22/2012) [-]
**juanbalcknwhite rolls 97**
User avatar #65 - u do wat to sheep (10/22/2012) [-]
**u do wat to sheep rolls 45** Check em
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User avatar #59 - vashtehstampede (10/22/2012) [-]
**vashtehstampede rolls 34**
#57 - companioncombined (10/22/2012) [-]
This guy's a phony!
User avatar #56 - iwanttousenumbers (10/22/2012) [-]
**iwanttousenumbers rolls 02** thanks...
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User avatar #51 - erikwarmblood (10/22/2012) [-]
**erikwarmblood rolls 4,231** but.. i want quads.
#50 - uthannes (10/22/2012) [-]
**uthannes rolls 74**
User avatar #48 - traycepickering (10/22/2012) [-]
**traycepickering rolls 41**
#42 - anonymous (10/22/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 79** they cooled down too quickly
User avatar #44 - swooshbear (10/22/2012) [-]
**swooshbear rolls 59** Hey they are perfectly fine. See?
User avatar #45 - swooshbear (10/22/2012) [-]
Oh damn. I think those dubs were from last week. Might wanna get your stomach pumped to avoid dubs poisoning.
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#44 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2012 on Incapability to adapt? +21
#61 - kidsquicker (10/22/2012) [-]
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#83 - Yes. Something is wrong. Your spanking your wank while reading FJ.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2012 on Imagine a World... +1
#86 - alawabidingcitizen (10/21/2012) [-]
*You're*
#182 - You know what they say. If their age is on the clock… 10/21/2012 on Amanda, Pass the bleach. 0
#30 - **swooshbear rolled a random image posted in comment #170 a… 10/21/2012 on perverted -4
#204 - wear were u wen logic was kill? i was in room playing lol … 10/21/2012 on Logic is dead +9
#39 - DUDE SO DO I 10/21/2012 on Blue Shell 0
#1 - Mfw I don't get it. Anyone wanna explain for me?  [+] (16 new replies) 10/20/2012 on We all know this guy +9
User avatar #9 - AresX (10/21/2012) [-]
This comic is making fun of the stonersthat when they buy weed they constantly tell you to smell "how dank dis shit is".
User avatar #2 - colossusshadow (10/20/2012) [-]
A lot of stoners are obnoxiously obsessed with weed and don't stop talking about their weed or how high they are.
User avatar #69 - potatotown (10/21/2012) [-]
>a lot of stoners
what are you basing that off of? The only 'stoners' that act like this are the fucking poser ass stoners who have smoked like twice, or they're just 14
#77 - anonymous (10/21/2012) [-]
yeah seriously no kidding, us stoners are a humble people, it pisses me off that non stoners cant tell the difference between actual stoners and wanna-bes. actual stoners will most likely ask you to smoke, and if you say no, they will just leave you alone, wanna-bes cram it down your throught because they want everyone to know that they hav e smoked weed atleast once before and they are so cool because of it, lots of spelling errors i apologize
User avatar #10 - Lambda (10/21/2012) [-]
Weed is kind of like the Call of Duty series. In moderation it can be OK, but too much is bad for you and you get fucking 12-year-olds who don't ever shut up about it.
User avatar #78 - ericbeagles (10/21/2012) [-]
That was a very acute observation
User avatar #12 - colossusshadow (10/21/2012) [-]
Exactly.
#8 - theblockhead (10/21/2012) [-]
you have to really, really love weed to have any intrest in stoners and what they talk about. im not talking about those fags who run around like "420 all day bitches" and buy the weed necklace and wallets and shit. im talking about people who literaly have a passion for weed like some do for music or sports
User avatar #11 - colossusshadow (10/21/2012) [-]
People who have a passion for weed are still annoying as all hell.
People who have a passion for sports are also annoying and stupid.

People with a passion for music are cool.
#39 - lafuriaroja (10/21/2012) [-]
HURRR DURR SPORTS ARE gay!!!!11!!! I ONLY LIKE METAL! FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!11!1!!!
#28 - klose (10/21/2012) [-]
Moderate passion is ok with everything, but obnoxious passion is just over the notch. I honestly don't like people who constantly talk about music as if it were the only thing they knew. That goes with every other subject also, same with stoners. Too much weed talk is annoying, but moderate weed talk is somewhat entertaining at times, especially when they talk about some funny incident when they were high.
User avatar #3 - fourtwentt (10/21/2012) [-]
this is usually only acceptable among your smoking group, cuz they cop from the same few dealers
User avatar #4 - colossusshadow (10/21/2012) [-]
Even though I have, and sometimes do, smoke weed, it's still annoying as all hell when someone is obsessed with their pot and has to make a big deal out of it.
User avatar #5 - fourtwentt (10/21/2012) [-]
if youre a daily smoker like my everyone in my group then you would wanna know whos got the best shit for now
User avatar #6 - colossusshadow (10/21/2012) [-]
Well it's annoying as shit.
You've even proved that daily stoners are annoying and obsessed.
Seriously, fourtwentt as a username and a pot leaf as an icon photo?

It's like... do you even HAVE a life that isn't weed?
User avatar #7 - fourtwentt (10/21/2012) [-]
it met the criteria, and i do have a life without weed, but theyre also intoxicants..but weed is the best
#47 - Amazing content. Good job OP. Have a siezure. 10/20/2012 on Inception +3
#25 - Oh why hello there little birdy. 10/20/2012 on Mine +2
#48 - Robbaz? Is that you? 10/19/2012 on quote of the year +1
#21 - I've seen some **** ... 10/17/2012 on Secrets +1
#11 - Picture 10/17/2012 on Nine year olds on /b/ +1
#76 - *90% of the internet 10/17/2012 on 90% of fj +1
#7 - What the **** did I do? All i did was giv… 10/17/2012 on Tyrone will never learn 0
#58 - It's not wierd if you're the same age as her. Just saying.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2012 on 50 shades of.... -2
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#59 - anonymous (10/16/2012) [-]
You are right. It's not weird. Just illegal.
User avatar #62 - sagedivinity (10/16/2012) [-]
Masturbation isnt illegal, that would be hell.
#213 - Exageration much?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2012 on Fagster -4
#218 - thehardcorechimp (10/16/2012) [-]
#302 - Maybe because we can't really know what they are going through…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2012 on Swag -1
User avatar #324 - heartlessrobot (10/16/2012) [-]
Well, he's making funny faces and I felt slightly better about my appearance after seeing him.
User avatar #320 - therealsuperguy (10/16/2012) [-]
Well I'm with you on the whole lets drop it stuff, but everything that happened to her was her fault, everyone says they should feel said but we didn't even know her and this kind of thing happens all the time this is no different it's not important.
#1 - How the hell do you break all of that stuff from falling off a…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2012 on Tyrone will never learn -2
#6 - Hamish (10/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #7 - swooshbear (10/17/2012) [-]


What the fuck did I do? All i did was give him some advice.
User avatar #2 - sonicserver (10/16/2012) [-]
Is all relevant information. That's what inverted pyramid writing does.
#46 - What I want to know is who honestly does the studys to look fo…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2012 on legendary bear +8
#52 - EjaculationMan (10/16/2012) [-]
i have seen a .gif of a dude sucking on some dolphine dick, and you finding it weird that scientists studied dolphine's vaginas?
#72 - anonymous (10/16/2012) [-]
....Could you post this .gif? Or send it to me?

please...
User avatar #86 - EjaculationMan (10/16/2012) [-]
google image dolphine blowjob with safe search off i guess?
#21 - Picture 10/15/2012 on Alien Comic +3
#1 - This bitch serious? At least he had a relationship. 10/15/2012 on Oh 4chan +1
#44 - Have you ever seen a cow get hit by a truck? Didn't think so.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2012 on Unusual deaths 2 0
#47 - darthtomale (10/15/2012) [-]
im from the former dairy capital of america. what the fuck do you think?

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User avatar #1 - funnyjunknerdd (10/30/2012) [-]
Do you need those items?
User avatar #2 to #1 - swooshbear (10/30/2012) [-]
No not really. I don't even know what they are for.
User avatar #3 to #2 - funnyjunknerdd (10/30/2012) [-]
Could I have them?
#4 to #3 - swooshbear (10/30/2012) [-]
And what would I get out of this? Hmm?
User avatar #5 to #4 - funnyjunknerdd (10/30/2012) [-]
Well, I only want eight of them, so..I could offer you a Slenderman.
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