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Gender: male
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: DayZ, Minecraft, Battlefield 3, Halo Reach, Halo 3,
X-box Gamertag: A Hungry Dino
Date Signed Up:8/11/2012
Last Login:7/25/2013
Location:York PA
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Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:509
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#51 - Holy **** it looks like he paralyzed him. 11/18/2012 on Title 0
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2012 on Fresh Air +10
#10 - mattkingg (11/18/2012) [-]
werkin ded plz
#62 - Picture 11/18/2012 on MFW .......................... +3
#133 - Do it phaggot. 11/17/2012 on Putting Up with SpongeBob's... +2
#51 - Picture 11/17/2012 on what a twist! +6
#121 - Picture 11/17/2012 on Putting Up with SpongeBob's... +7
#119 - Picture 11/17/2012 on Putting Up with SpongeBob's... +10
#115 - **swooshbear rolls 0** Will I be successful in life?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2012 on Putting Up with SpongeBob's... +11
#119 - swooshbear (11/17/2012) [-]
#113 - **swooshbear rolls 4** Will I be successful in life?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2012 on Putting Up with SpongeBob's... +10
User avatar #115 - swooshbear (11/17/2012) [-]
**swooshbear rolls 0** Will I be successful in life?
#119 - swooshbear (11/17/2012) [-]
#27 - Picture 11/17/2012 on sex and broccoli +17
#19 - Picture 11/17/2012 on The Mall Cop -4
#50 - Picture 11/16/2012 on Hot Wheels +3
#156 - Picture 11/16/2012 on Wow +2
#191 - Picture 11/14/2012 on Fleshlight Fan +15
#244 - I personally can connect with this feel. Can't fight it... can… 11/14/2012 on Oh those feels +5
#101 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2012 on Oh yeah, that's the stuff... +7
#106 - SubjectThree (11/13/2012) [-]
#129 - thenastyzulu (11/13/2012) [-]
#92 - Oh you just made up that fact in your OP. lol sorry. Thought y… 11/13/2012 on Beer... 0
#88 - In health class I learned that beer itself is classified as a …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2012 on Beer... 0
User avatar #90 - goldfangz (11/13/2012) [-]
a drunk girl approaches a drunk man

both so drunk they see in each other the person of their dreams.

sex happens

next day the guy silently walks away with a headache and is late for his work while the woman is making coffee

*movie science*
User avatar #92 - swooshbear (11/13/2012) [-]
Oh you just made up that fact in your OP. lol sorry. Thought you were being serious.

My bad.
#84 - Isn't beer a depressant though? Wouldn't that mean it would do…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/13/2012 on Beer... 0
User avatar #87 - goldfangz (11/13/2012) [-]
depressive beer?

that doesnt sound right
User avatar #88 - swooshbear (11/13/2012) [-]
In health class I learned that beer itself is classified as a depressant. Like as in it slows down your bodily functions and such. If it is a depressant, then how come it apparently stimulates your hormones like you said?
User avatar #90 - goldfangz (11/13/2012) [-]
a drunk girl approaches a drunk man

both so drunk they see in each other the person of their dreams.

sex happens

next day the guy silently walks away with a headache and is late for his work while the woman is making coffee

*movie science*
User avatar #92 - swooshbear (11/13/2012) [-]
Oh you just made up that fact in your OP. lol sorry. Thought you were being serious.

My bad.
#452 - **swooshbear rolls 6,371** 11/13/2012 on Cerebral Activity 0
#1 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 11/10/2012 on Zoidberg gets all the bitches +6
#8 - cooltrainergill (11/11/2012) [-]
Would you guys think I was a fag if I deleted this and re-posted it in the right channel?
#2 - cooltrainergill (11/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #7 - gorginhanson (11/11/2012) [-]
Yes yes, why don't we all go to talk to zoidberg.
#9 - cooltrainergill (11/11/2012) [-]
would you think I was a fag if I deleted this content and re-posted it in the right channel?
User avatar #10 - gorginhanson (11/11/2012) [-]
The only thing that makes it wrong is your complaint.

Now ask yourself if your complaint matters.

Spoiler the answer is no.
#11 - cooltrainergill (11/11/2012) [-]
So....I shouldn't repost?
User avatar #12 - gorginhanson (11/11/2012) [-]
Do whatever you want, just don't get uppity about wrong sections when it doesn't even matter one bit.
#77 - Picture 11/10/2012 on Buying Condoms +1
#70 - Mfw to the hot cashier lady when I bought a box of condoms and…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2012 on Buying Condoms -7
#76 - flogrymolly (11/10/2012) [-]
Please read through this sentence once more. Every time a sentence is formed so horribly bad, an Asian prostitute dies. Don't steal my only source of sex. Thank you.
#81 - darkjustifier (11/10/2012) [-]
Trust me I'm a doctor.
#77 - swooshbear (11/10/2012) [-]
#173 - Picture 11/10/2012 on ... oK ! you finally see it ! +11
#189 - Picture 11/10/2012 on story of my life +3

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User avatar #1 - funnyjunknerdd (10/30/2012) [-]
Do you need those items?
User avatar #2 to #1 - swooshbear (10/30/2012) [-]
No not really. I don't even know what they are for.
User avatar #3 to #2 - funnyjunknerdd (10/30/2012) [-]
Could I have them?
#4 to #3 - swooshbear (10/30/2012) [-]
And what would I get out of this? Hmm?
User avatar #5 to #4 - funnyjunknerdd (10/30/2012) [-]
Well, I only want eight of them, so..I could offer you a Slenderman.
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