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Gender: male
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: DayZ, Minecraft, Battlefield 3, Halo Reach, Halo 3,
X-box Gamertag: A Hungry Dino
Date Signed Up:8/11/2012
Last Login:7/25/2013
Location:York PA
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Level 108 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 109 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 95% (95/100)
Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:509
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#330 - **swooshbear rolls 09**  [+] (7 new replies) 01/10/2013 on I got this +7
#331 - swooshbear (01/10/2013) [-]
#333 - swooshbear (01/10/2013) [-]
**swooshbear rolls 90**
#350 - xxospreyxx has deleted their comment.
User avatar #348 - arsenalthegunners (01/10/2013) [-]
**arsenalthegunners rolls 06** learn
#349 - arsenalthegunners (01/10/2013) [-]
I suck
User avatar #354 - xxospreyxx (01/10/2013) [-]
**xxospreyxx rolls 01** before you go, here
User avatar #355 - xxospreyxx (01/10/2013) [-]
Have 1 fuck
#1 - A man can dream... 01/09/2013 on Brazzers +1
#7 - Picture 01/09/2013 on Scientists :/ +5
#1 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2013 on Scientists :/ +4
#2 - rudeldenken (01/09/2013) [-]
#7 - swooshbear (01/09/2013) [-]
#4 - Comment deleted 01/07/2013 on So I'm stocking a new... +1
#204 - "Protection from everything". Why don't the… 01/07/2013 on how i react to bandits +4
#63 - Nope. I'm with ya. 01/06/2013 on I got blue eyes too +3
#75 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 01/06/2013 on I laughed so damn hard... +34
#198 - desacabose (01/06/2013) [-]
#195 - niconicodouga (01/06/2013) [-]
>username is swooshbear
>"desacabose rolls 777"
#80 - lolcandyman (01/06/2013) [-]
**lolcandyman rolls 465**
#77 - khasdiel (01/06/2013) [-]
**khasdiel rolls 212**
#92 - dirkdirkmoo (01/06/2013) [-]
so close
#79 - khasdiel (01/06/2013) [-]
#5 - Faaaakkkeeee  [+] (6 new replies) 01/05/2013 on How FPS Russia almost died. -9
User avatar #8 - xoleras (01/06/2013) [-]
http://www . youtube . com/user/FPSRussia



the video should pull up as his main video on his page, you know the drill with URL's
#11 - ohlookporn (01/06/2013) [-]
On a side note... you're level 190 in comments, you *should* be able to post links.
User avatar #14 - xoleras (01/06/2013) [-]
ah alrighty, thanx, havent been on FJ for a while, didnt know if URL's still worked
#31 - ohlookporn (01/07/2013) [-]
If you go to your profile and click your level it will tell you what permissions you have at your current level.
User avatar #33 - xoleras (01/07/2013) [-]
ah alright, thank you sir or madam, have a thumb
#10 - ohlookporn (01/06/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/user/FPSRussia

Yeah you just click it, thumb for you though to help you on your way to posting links
#3 - Laxatives before his date. Lots and lots of laxatives.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/04/2013 on Funny Junk, I need your help. +12
User avatar #9 - daspoof (01/04/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk you have made my day!
User avatar #5 - dearleader (01/04/2013) [-]
that's a crime
#17 - yourslef (01/04/2013) [-]
Where in the hell does it say that's a crime?
User avatar #19 - dearleader (01/04/2013) [-]
some states its classified under civil battery
User avatar #18 - dearleader (01/04/2013) [-]
depends on where you live, in my state its criminal battery
User avatar #7 - googleoverlords (01/04/2013) [-]
only if he finds out
User avatar #6 - jtastic (01/04/2013) [-]
so? let him call the cops... He can't un-shit himeself
#8 - anonymous (01/04/2013) [-]
well OP the internet has spoken, enjoy 3-5 in jail
#1 - Gangnam style is so 2012. 1 pound fish is where it's at. 01/03/2013 on Oppa gangnam style 0
#1 - Comment deleted 01/03/2013 on Description 0
#289 - Looks more like a bear. 01/03/2013 on Oh Canada 0
#287 - **swooshbear rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2013 on Oh Canada -1
#289 - swooshbear (01/03/2013) [-]
Looks more like a bear.
#15 - Doesn't mean its funny.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2013 on Chef-aid -11
User avatar #18 - skuser (01/02/2013) [-]
I said relevant not funny.
User avatar #17 - darkjustifier (01/02/2013) [-]
Because I felt like giving a thumb and so did everyone else.
#11 - All you did was quote the fucking movie. How the fuck is this …  [+] (11 new replies) 01/02/2013 on Chef-aid -17
#46 - huttbug (01/02/2013) [-]
UR STOOPID
User avatar #26 - mahnamesjakers (01/02/2013) [-]
>movie
>wat.
User avatar #40 - iatedub (01/02/2013) [-]
South Park : Bigger longer and uncut... Look it up its a good movie. Came out in 1999
User avatar #86 - mahnamesjakers (01/03/2013) [-]
Oh, my bad. Sorry for questioning you without knowing my shit first. I feel pretty dumb honestly.
User avatar #31 - yentabear (01/02/2013) [-]
There's a South Park movie. I'm not 100% sure this is from it, but I do think there's a part like this in there.
#47 - youxbarstard (01/02/2013) [-]
Yes it's from the movie, it's from the briefing not long before the American/Canadian war.
User avatar #48 - yentabear (01/02/2013) [-]
Knew it.
User avatar #14 - skuser (01/02/2013) [-]
Because today is the 150th anniversary of emancipation proclamation.
It's kinda relevant.
User avatar #15 - swooshbear (01/02/2013) [-]
Doesn't mean its funny.
User avatar #18 - skuser (01/02/2013) [-]
I said relevant not funny.
User avatar #17 - darkjustifier (01/02/2013) [-]
Because I felt like giving a thumb and so did everyone else.
#2 - Train driver's face when. 01/01/2013 on When you see it +94
#1 - I'll just leave this here.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2012 on Religion Board +19
#3169 - qtrfuckinghazard (01/02/2013) [-]
#163 - Picture 12/31/2012 on Hold close +11
#68 - THANK YOU. You made my night.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2012 on First photo ever taken +2
User avatar #69 - zaxzwim (12/29/2012) [-]
no prob
#312 - Comment deleted 12/29/2012 on HOW FUCKED ARE YOU? 0
#65 - Randomly floating Pizza Hut logo in the middle of a street? Th…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2012 on First photo ever taken 0
#67 - zaxzwim (12/29/2012) [-]
cannot unsee
#68 - swooshbear (12/29/2012) [-]
THANK YOU. You made my night.
User avatar #69 - zaxzwim (12/29/2012) [-]
no prob
#4 - Comment deleted 12/29/2012 on nope +2
#7 - Comment deleted 12/28/2012 on In the Dark 0
#3 - Picture 12/28/2012 on How I want to go... +36

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User avatar #1 - funnyjunknerdd (10/30/2012) [-]
Do you need those items?
User avatar #2 to #1 - swooshbear (10/30/2012) [-]
No not really. I don't even know what they are for.
User avatar #3 to #2 - funnyjunknerdd (10/30/2012) [-]
Could I have them?
#4 to #3 - swooshbear (10/30/2012) [-]
And what would I get out of this? Hmm?
User avatar #5 to #4 - funnyjunknerdd (10/30/2012) [-]
Well, I only want eight of them, so..I could offer you a Slenderman.
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