Sure

How it started:
It was an inside joke with me and some friends (including the sexy ChromedDragon) that camels were ripped as **** . As a joke one night I made this account and started chatting some **** about how camels were the best and horses suck.

- On that same night iamhorse was created, we had some fight and it was catching on, but iamhorse then suddenly disappeared never to be seen again.
Oh and also there was derickisbest, he just commented on all my stuff saying 'derik is best transport' he was probably my favourite account caused my the creation of swolecamel. He quit shortly after too

nonethheless I continues my stuff because it's fun and people seem to find it funny.

disies started his (her?) comic series, 'Camels Vs Horses' www.funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/Camels+vs+horses+1/whvDLju/ it hasn't been very well received outside of the tight knit camel community but we love it.

I made some good allies: timelordjam, pizzaweed, disies etc

So I've mostly just been ranting about horses or editing comics and pictures

I then made some new enemies, thatoldhorse and becefalus. Those guys are good fun

After then came soviettbear, a good ally of mine.

In the last few days everything has blown up hugely and it's been crazy. There's now horsewithgainz, trollturtle and dankzebra <- all opposing camels

And now it's this FJ wide *********** and it's ******* awesome

Woah. Hello iamhorse.
Its been a while

**** horses.

Moose is the master race.

Zebras can suck it, too.

Still on the fence about smelly camels.

Am happy to be your friend, swolecamel.

They keep growing, increasing their army, but we weill fight.

Also this swolecamel.com/

I made it before swolecamel was created, it's just an edit I made of someone comparing camels to horses and my friend hosted it online

Wow. That's quite the story. You have my support in this whole feud, just so you know.

Too long! Tell me, how have you been?

eh, pretty good, can't complain. How about you, my man?

Yeah I've really good thanks Enjoying uni! Looking forward to going home for Easter. What have you been up to over the last few months?

Well, for some reason I have been getting a lot of girls lately and that's pretty rad. It must suck to be busy all the time at Uni

nice! Any disciple of the camel is bound to get the ladies...

Nah it's not that busy, mostly just fun really
What sucks is having to do the ******* washing up...

What do you mean by washing up?

Btw, are you going to be more active or what?

You know like.. cleaning plates and **** ... we don't get dishwashers in uni haha

Don't think so. There seems to be plenty of themed accounts around. FunnyJunk doesn't want another one. Perhaps over summer

I wouldn't look at it like that. You're the OG themed account, mate. If anything, they;'d most likely make a bunch of horse themed accounts because of the hype of you coming back.

Swolecamelling is really fun but it's also really time consuming. If I have more free time over summer I might give it a shot. Or maybe Easter. We'll see!

I understand what you mean, you don't get a lot of free time in Uni... I've been busy myself a lot lately and it really sucks. I barely am able to get on FJ anymore.

thanks richard

triple cunt

stank cunt

dry cunt

u be the kinda cunt who sucks horse dick for buss fare and then walks home

you're delusional. Lying cunt

Big furry cunt

Nu uh

that's a camel performing a penis transplant.
Unlike horses camels have the ability to retain academic knowledge.

FYI this camel was performing an operation on a veteran camel who had his penis blown off by a horse

by blown off I mean literally blown off. The camel was kept hostage and a horse sucked his dick for 38 weeks, stopping only for food. (the camel provided the water...)

fried green pomatoes

is best green pomatoes

**** you you ******* horse

how about you lick the cactus needles out of my sandy asshole

And you can eat the shark teeth out of my sexy shell you faggot

.. do we have a deal?

Yeah

It's not gay. Just a case of you scratch my back and ill scratch yours

awesome thanks turtle

come at me sister

I'm not a girl you pervert
what kind of ***** fantasy you got there boi????

one involving a boy and a girl

unlike yours

Mine involves healthy horses who are at the consenting age.
who are you again?????

you healthist cunt. My fantasies involve all consenting aged camels regardless of health

Even this ugly bitch?????
you are a whore

**** i just came a gallon

**** I just threw up a gallon

He's in mid action doing something ******* awesome
unlike the camel who still ugly standing still

why's that eh

intimidated by my **** stacked quads?

LIES September 11th, 2001, two planes crash into the WTC, missing from the airport of origin? TWO PLANES AND SIX CAMELS! The plan for attacking the heart of America? CHARTED BY ADOLPH 'LUMPBACK' HITLER AKA THE CAMEL GRANDMASTER! The whole OP was simply retrofitted to apply to modern jets!
THESE PEOPLE KNOW THE TRUTH, I KNOW THE TRUTH YOU FASCIST! YOUR LIES CANNOT SWAY ME OR ANYONE ELSE!

ADOLPH 'LUMPBACK' HITLER? heh.

Adolph 'Lumpback' Hitler is a horse mistaken for a camel. The cunt has a growth on his back that makes him look like a camel.

He was a horse and horses are behind 9/11 everyone knows this **** .

You can keep trying to spread your ********* propaganda but no-one will listen

as for the other 'camels'

Horses.

Horses in camel masks.

Rest in pieces horse scum

*horse cum

i hope you pray that for horses to slip over and break their legs

not really

What happened?

nothing really. Just stopped posting

Shame. But why?

because I'm actually a horse

Et Tu Swolecamel?





I can't believe I pledged my allegiance to a filthy horse.

neigh

You monster

sorry bro!! I had a break, and a holiday and now I'm back! Really really sorry

It's fine, mate. I just thought you were done, haha. Have you posted anymore comments or anything? How is FJ taking you revival?

haven't swolecamelled yet. Might keep doing it might not. Caused some decent butthurt by accident yesterday when I made a comment about tumblr which made me laugh though

hes gone. last login on the 20th
i miss him

Would you possibly know where I could contact him now? He doesn
t have to be the camel, I just want my old pal back.

i know that feel
unfortunatly, like me, he kept his alts a secret.
so until he comes back, hes unreachable

until who comes back?

oh, that camel kid?

he was a cunt anyway

TRAITOR

How am I a traitor? I was informing my ruler that you were here, and we were still unsure of which side you were on.

We have our own diplomats, thank you, sir. We already have an alliance with the cats, dogs, squirrels, and birds. We want nothing but peace but with ignorance comes war. WE WILL NOT STAND IDOLY BY WITH NO INFORMATION ON A FORCE EQUALLY, IF NOT STRONGER THAN OUR OWN!

We are here to destroy horses, nothing more, I thought I made that clear? Swolecamel is our leader, and main spokesman. We are not ignorant, we just don't get involved with foreign affairs very much. When I saw your post, I knew immediately we couldn't have another enemy, so I wanted to make friends with the moose. We are fairly peaceful, but we can't stand by while horses are out there being cunts and getting away with it. We don't want a war.

I can't join your war against horses for the horses have not harmed the Moose in any way. No one leads the Moose but the Moose themselves, not the Camel's. But we will create an armistice between the camel's and moose for now. But considering swolecamel is pulling a North Korea and refusing to sign and ignoring the armistice, we will be ready to strike when it is necessary. Finish your current war affairs

Jesus Christ, I sounded like a ******* maniac when I re-read that.