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#921 - How do I beat my debilitating anxiety and panic attacks?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist 0
User avatar #934 - darksideofthebeast (04/17/2013) [-]
I take lorazepam for it
And paxil for overall
I take lorazepam for panic attacks
I get them pretty bad
My heart jumps to like 190 bpm and I have palpitations.
and it makes me lose my breath.
#527 - Whatever ****** 04/16/2013 on Don't reply to this content -2
#35 - It's on the news every ******* day 04/16/2013 on meanwhile at the boston... 0
#154 - 3 people die in Boston = tragedy 11 Afghani children kille…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Boston Marathon -1
User avatar #176 - AvatarAirBender (04/16/2013) [-]
Did you hear about the hundreds injured? The 40 or so people who had to get their legs amputated?
User avatar #163 - beren (04/16/2013) [-]
Or maybe people do give a shit and, more significantly, aren't making posts laughing about it.
#50 - >says biggest threat to economy is Congress >is memb… 04/16/2013 on The Real Threat -1
#25 - new kids turboooooooooooo 04/16/2013 on HAR HAR HAR 0
#27 - look it up newfriend 04/16/2013 on intredasting 0
#97 - how's everything at the DMZ 04/16/2013 on english motherfucker!! +8
#43 - OpenOffice is best office 04/16/2013 on Word +2
#94 - fak u amdin 04/16/2013 on MFW 0
#55 - No coke. Pepsi! 04/16/2013 on New measuring unit 0
#176 - Picture 04/16/2013 on Batman +1
#7 - 11 Afghani children were killed by US drone strikes last week.…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/16/2013 on meanwhile at the boston... +87
User avatar #34 - SirSheepy (04/16/2013) [-]
55 iraqis in a series a car bombing at almost the same time as the marathon
User avatar #33 - mynameisnotmike (04/16/2013) [-]
Nobody is making jokes about the drone strikes are they now?
#30 - Womens Study Major (04/16/2013) [-]
that's completly retarted. you can't gave a shit about something that you don't know. it's not because people didn't know about the death of others kids that you must be a prick
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User avatar #35 - swittig (04/16/2013) [-]
It's on the news every fucking day
#24 - Womens Study Major (04/16/2013) [-]
So you can justify making jokes about a tragedy because its worse somewhere else. Your such a righteous badass.
User avatar #29 - mrgoodlove (04/16/2013) [-]
One mans freedom fighter is another mans terrorist
#23 - taintedangel (04/16/2013) [-]
YES! I always hate it when people are hypocritical about things.

The American media tries to make you think that anyone who dies from American soldiers or American weapons are less than humans and are just our enemies to be vanquished. It also tries to make bad thing that happens in America as the end of the world or that everyone's out to get them.

Laughter is how people deal with things.
#21 - Womens Study Major (04/16/2013) [-]
in Afghanistan?!

Man, those soldiers are shit at baseball.
User avatar #18 - crazybaz (04/16/2013) [-]
Maybe if you were both good people you'd feel sadness for both.
#20 - Womens Study Major (04/16/2013) [-]
You can feel sad over every death. People die. I would hate to live in a world that they didn't.
User avatar #14 - highhopes (04/16/2013) [-]
You are so right. Hypocrites.
#12 - Womens Study Major (04/16/2013) [-]
fuck both of you
#8 - Picture 04/15/2013 on scene from boston 0
#7 - Something is afoot in Boston  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2013 on scene from boston -1
#9 - scootaloooooo (04/15/2013) [-]
dont worry he will walk it off
#6 - Go run a marathon they said, it will be fun they said  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2013 on scene from boston -3
User avatar #7 - swittig (04/15/2013) [-]
Something is afoot in Boston
#9 - scootaloooooo (04/15/2013) [-]
dont worry he will walk it off
#62 - Personally I always found Allison more attractive than Claire …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2013 on Breakfast Club +4
#85 - nchubz (04/15/2013) [-]
because she was
#152 - atheist 04/14/2013 on Hungry God 0
#114 - Logically speaking there is no god until it can be proven that…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2013 on Hungry God 0
User avatar #115 - doctorstein (04/14/2013) [-]
Ah, so are you an Atheist or a Deist? I would just like clarification.
User avatar #152 - swittig (04/14/2013) [-]
atheist
#114 - I seriously don't understand the idea that bisexuality is just…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2013 on I see +4
User avatar #122 - lagingerninja (04/14/2013) [-]
That much is true. Where Im from, I'm the only openly Bi Dude in my school, with more and more girls 'setting the trend'.
#187 - marcury (04/14/2013) [-]
me to... it sucks.
#173 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on Fry talking about North Korea +2
User avatar #193 - Mesmus (04/13/2013) [-]
ouch wtf is that D:
#138 - >being inside a Walmart 04/12/2013 on 3 Days Fresh +5
#39 - Who the **** goes to see wrestling at a Marriott  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Dat acting +6
#84 - jojotomaz (04/12/2013) [-]
a lot of people dude.

its the wrestling version of indy bands. But usually its a lot less like russian roulette compared to indy concerts.
User avatar #40 - schneidend (04/11/2013) [-]
Smaller wrestling companies can't afford to hold events at a huge stadium like the WWE can.
#37 - That's a dude 04/11/2013 on Dat acting 0
#106 - Working at H&R block as a lawyer must be a disappointment.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Dear Thieves +1
User avatar #112 - hypervamppkid (04/10/2013) [-]
Haha, they still have their regular jobs. I don't know if they like it or not, they're both pretty tight lipped
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#56 - unggoy (02/19/2013) [-]
Love your "yup" content, so simple, yet so offensive.
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User avatar #55 to #54 - swittig (02/18/2013) [-]
Nah
User avatar #49 - axlr (08/13/2012) [-]
I love you and all of your comments on my content.
#50 to #49 - swittig (08/13/2012) [-]
oh shucks
oh shucks
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