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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: :eliforP koobecaF
Youtube Channel: :lennahC ebutuoY
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Consoles Owned: :denwO selosnoC
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PSN: :NSP
Interests: :stseretnI
Date Signed Up:10/22/2014
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:notiacoL
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#1 - Picture 9 hours ago on Unboxing +13
#2 - Picture 10 hours ago on Ass kisser +9
#9 - **switchctiws used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **switchctiws rolls 1…  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on check em 0
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#10 - thatonederpyguy (4 hours ago) [-]
I think you mean these ones**thatonederpyguy used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**thatonederpyguy rolls 55**
#2 - (500) Seconds of Autumn. 13 hours ago on unmatched +4
#2 - So, did it work?  [+] (10 new replies) 14 hours ago on how to get free stuff +1
#3 - dareus (12 hours ago) [-]
Seconded. I wish to know as well.
#4 - anon (11 hours ago) [-]
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#6 - xdiabolicx (11 hours ago) [-]
That anon is so pepsi
#5 - dareus (11 hours ago) [-]
Oh well. Since he's obviously not going to do it, I'll return shortly after I try. Be back in an hour and i'll let yall know how she goes.
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#10 - kingoftheanonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
It's been about 2 hours... Any success?
#11 - dareus (8 hours ago) [-]
I'm back and it didn't work. Someone did come up when I was trying it toward teh end with the pepsi machine so I had to lie about it eating my money and leave the area. I couldn't find a coke machine like that but I found one sort of similar and couldn't hold the front part hard enough to stop the door from closing. It might be possible but you'd need a little more force than I could muster.
#12 - dareus (8 hours ago) [-]
>>#11, appliance, demonruler, enchiladaman
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#9 - appliance (9 hours ago) [-]
mention brah
thanks
#8 - enchiladaman (10 hours ago) [-]
me too
#7 - demonruler (10 hours ago) [-]
mention me den
#1 - **** , Mark, get your **** together. 14 hours ago on Butterfly 0
#3 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 14 hours ago on There's only so much a frog... +139
#6 - cough (10 hours ago) [-]
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#76 - strangesir (3 hours ago) [-]
That frog must've pissed and shit itself at least twice.
#2 - Picture 14 hours ago on Life has many doors Ed boi! +8
#5 - >sorry its been a while ive been fapping ***** w… 14 hours ago on Dank Anime Weebms Part 46 +5
#3 - Picture 14 hours ago on These are the pokemon +3

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User avatar #37 - beams (05/24/2015) [-]
When you go and almost drop it, you do not spill a drop.

When you feel you must go use it, it is filled to the brim.

What is it?
#38 to #37 - switchctiws ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
A bladder?
I don't ******* know.
#35 - notred ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
I see that profile picture.
User avatar #29 - giffythetoad (01/12/2015) [-]
So tell me what kind of an avatar would you like? Any specific character or persona you have?
#30 to #29 - switchctiws ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Chronic masturbator. I was thinking of using this pic.
But something that has to do with my whole theme of "switching" would be nice.
Also, thanks, lol.
#31 to #30 - giffythetoad (01/12/2015) [-]
Well there's this, but it's difficult to tell he's masturbating while switching....due to the fact he is a stickman...
Well there's this, but it's difficult to tell he's masturbating while switching....due to the fact he is a stickman...
#32 to #31 - switchctiws ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
I love it! That's amazing. But is it possible to have a white background? It's a little difficult to see when it's juxtaposed with grey. Also, maybe some black "spots" (i.e. cum) would make it seem more like he's jacking off.   
If not, that's okay. This is still pretty awesome.   
I can just imagine your roommate/friend/whatever walking in while you're doing this, and be like, "WTF are you doing?"
I love it! That's amazing. But is it possible to have a white background? It's a little difficult to see when it's juxtaposed with grey. Also, maybe some black "spots" (i.e. cum) would make it seem more like he's jacking off.
If not, that's okay. This is still pretty awesome.
I can just imagine your roommate/friend/whatever walking in while you're doing this, and be like, "WTF are you doing?"
#33 to #32 - giffythetoad (01/12/2015) [-]
>Friends
>Friends

User avatar #34 to #33 - switchctiws ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Thanks! That's perfect. Now I have to figure out how to change my avatar...
We have FunnyJunk; we don't need IRL friends.
User avatar #1 - giffythetoad (01/10/2015) [-]
I sat here staring at your ******* name for a good solid minute before I realized what the **** it is.
User avatar #9 to #1 - switchctiws ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
My girlfriend had the same reaction to my penis.
>feelsbadman
User avatar #2 to #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (01/10/2015) [-]
you are everywhere I go always...
User avatar #3 to #2 - giffythetoad (01/10/2015) [-]
Everywhere you go~
I will follow you down~
User avatar #4 to #3 - sparkyoneonetwo (01/10/2015) [-]
Anyplace but those I know by heart
User avatar #5 to #4 - giffythetoad (01/10/2015) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sparkyoneonetwo (01/10/2015) [-]
that is not how the song goes...
User avatar #8 to #7 - sparkyoneonetwo (01/10/2015) [-]
its okay~ no need to be sad
User avatar #10 to #8 - giffythetoad (01/10/2015) [-]
You're a good fox, Sparky.
I wish I could know you personally.
User avatar #11 to #10 - sparkyoneonetwo (01/10/2015) [-]
well maybe one day if I ever make it all the way out to CA and I really hope I do I would love to play some live shows out thee. you could know me personally
#13 to #11 - switchctiws ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
And thus, giffythetoad and sparkyoneonetwo admitted their love for each other on my profile.
User avatar #28 to #13 - sparkyoneonetwo (01/10/2015) [-]
Good night to you as well. Also that video is much cooler than the stuff the band I'm playing with plays they play like super slow jazz stuff it's kinda boring all of it was written by the band it's self. I dont' hate it it's just not what I wanna play but like I said it's a start and happy as **** to finally play something live and get payed for it too not that the money what I care about just nice to get payed. And thanks for the encouragement as well ^w^
User avatar #17 to #13 - sparkyoneonetwo (01/10/2015) [-]
your ain't the first profile we done this too
User avatar #14 to #13 - giffythetoad (01/10/2015) [-]
Bitch, it was love at first sight.
User avatar #15 to #12 - sparkyoneonetwo (01/10/2015) [-]
seriously though its life goal of mine to some day play a live show at the whisky a-go-go to play on the same stage many of my favorite bands started on years ago.. just thinking about makes me wanna cream my pants.
User avatar #16 to #15 - giffythetoad (01/10/2015) [-]
I hope to see you get your show.
User avatar #18 to #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (01/10/2015) [-]
not sure If I've told you yet but other than my band I'm working on starting I've joined a small band as a rythem player we do only one live show a month at the same bar it ain't much but it's something.
User avatar #19 to #18 - giffythetoad (01/10/2015) [-]
Oooh you haven't told me before. That is very nice to know. It's especially good for practice :0
User avatar #20 to #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (01/10/2015) [-]
I got the job like 6 days ago. I was laid off from my real job on new years day so I went out job hunting found that in the paper was the only one to adulation so they took me pays 500 bucks a show. I don't have to learn much new as I'm only play rythem but they are a jazzish band so just playing a few chords really but still it's a start.
#21 to #20 - giffythetoad (01/10/2015) [-]
My beloved Sparky....you keep chasin' your dream, man. I love you and want the best for you in life. Show the world that your dreams can come true.
#23 to #21 - switchctiws ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
I don't know either of you, or what's going on, but what he said.
#22 to #21 - sparkyoneonetwo (01/10/2015) [-]
but seriously though I'm so ******* excited I don't even like jazz that much. when I become famous you will have back stage pass and free ticks for life. most people tell me its a stupid dream and I should do real work with my life it's nice to know some people support me cuz I can't do it alone.
User avatar #24 to #22 - giffythetoad (01/10/2015) [-]
**giffythetoad hugs and nuzzles affectionately**
Hehehe.....it's funny that you even need support at all. I've always seen you as the type of person who can do anything he sets his mind to.

I need to get to bed now, but it is good to know you're doing well. Good night, Sparky. Keep being awesome.
#25 to #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (01/10/2015) [-]
I try be that kinda person but with negativity all the time a bit of positive is kinda refreshing.

Good night and hope you sleep well ^w^
User avatar #27 to #25 - switchctiws ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Herbie Hancock - Jazz Fusion Cantelope Island This was interesting. Here's some Herbie Hancock and Pat Metheny for you.
Anyways, I'm going to bed too. Stay gold, furryboy, and keep following your dreams.
#26 to #25 - giffythetoad (01/10/2015) [-]
Wish I had a better kiss pic, but this will have to do.
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