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#62 - "WELL ITS YOUR ******* FAULT YOURE FAILING M…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Study trick OC 0
User avatar #81 - redstonealchemist (12/01/2014) [-]
*Guerilla
User avatar #90 - swimmingprodigy (12/02/2014) [-]
Just how new are you to the internet??
User avatar #91 - redstonealchemist (12/02/2014) [-]
old enough to know it was deliberate
User avatar #64 - lordnerevar (12/01/2014) [-]
"You get an F and I am reporting this to the schoolboard. Get out of my classroom, there are students here who are actually trying to learn."
User avatar #75 - satansferret (12/01/2014) [-]
Please no, i'll suck your dick
#60 - I just copy off the asian kid sitting next to me  [+] (7 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Study trick OC 0
User avatar #61 - lordnerevar (12/01/2014) [-]
"Your grades are different."
Quit trying broski
User avatar #62 - swimmingprodigy (12/01/2014) [-]
"WELL ITS YOUR FUCKING FAULT YOURE FAILING ME MAN STOP BEING SUCH A CIS WHITE MALE SHITLORD JUST BECAUSE I MAY BE COLORBLIND AND IM NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER DOESNT MEAN THAT YOU CAN DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ME WITH YOUR MALE PRIVELEGE I WILL TAKE THIS UP WITH THE DEAN AND I WILL GET YOU FIRED JUST YOUR WAIT I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS AND HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS HIGHLY TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFARE"

checkmate, Mr teacher man
User avatar #81 - redstonealchemist (12/01/2014) [-]
*Guerilla
User avatar #90 - swimmingprodigy (12/02/2014) [-]
Just how new are you to the internet??
User avatar #91 - redstonealchemist (12/02/2014) [-]
old enough to know it was deliberate
User avatar #64 - lordnerevar (12/01/2014) [-]
"You get an F and I am reporting this to the schoolboard. Get out of my classroom, there are students here who are actually trying to learn."
User avatar #75 - satansferret (12/01/2014) [-]
Please no, i'll suck your dick
#58 - "I didnt attend that class because I was at the doctor's …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Study trick OC +1
#59 - lordnerevar (12/01/2014) [-]
"How the hell did you make it to exams without reading any of the work I've assigned?"
User avatar #60 - swimmingprodigy (12/01/2014) [-]
I just copy off the asian kid sitting next to me
User avatar #61 - lordnerevar (12/01/2014) [-]
"Your grades are different."
Quit trying broski
User avatar #62 - swimmingprodigy (12/01/2014) [-]
"WELL ITS YOUR FUCKING FAULT YOURE FAILING ME MAN STOP BEING SUCH A CIS WHITE MALE SHITLORD JUST BECAUSE I MAY BE COLORBLIND AND IM NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER DOESNT MEAN THAT YOU CAN DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ME WITH YOUR MALE PRIVELEGE I WILL TAKE THIS UP WITH THE DEAN AND I WILL GET YOU FIRED JUST YOUR WAIT I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS AND HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS HIGHLY TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFARE"

checkmate, Mr teacher man
User avatar #81 - redstonealchemist (12/01/2014) [-]
*Guerilla
User avatar #90 - swimmingprodigy (12/02/2014) [-]
Just how new are you to the internet??
User avatar #91 - redstonealchemist (12/02/2014) [-]
old enough to know it was deliberate
User avatar #64 - lordnerevar (12/01/2014) [-]
"You get an F and I am reporting this to the schoolboard. Get out of my classroom, there are students here who are actually trying to learn."
User avatar #75 - satansferret (12/01/2014) [-]
Please no, i'll suck your dick
#47 - I see you've taken the poorfag route. Me too, I have a Bell Vo…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Helmet Pr0n 0
User avatar #74 - TwistofFateHB (12/02/2014) [-]
Indeed. 2000 ZZR-250, yourself?
#75 - swimmingprodigy (12/02/2014) [-]
Nice dude. Any pics? First bike I take it?
I started out last year on an 01 Ninja 250 (same bike as yours, essentially), and now I'm riding a 1995 YZF600. Here are both.
#77 - TwistofFateHB (12/02/2014) [-]
And my CBR, before the crash.
#76 - TwistofFateHB (12/02/2014) [-]
Niiiice. Always been a fan of the older YZF 600's.
My ZZR is my second, my first was a CBR 125.
Upgraded because my back tire on the CBR locked up at about 90ks going around a corner and I wrote it off, didn't hurt myself too bad thankfully.
User avatar #78 - swimmingprodigy (12/02/2014) [-]
I really like the look of the ZZR. And sorry about the CBR. You know a lot of people rip on the Ninja for being such a slow piece of shit but after riding my 500lb 90hp YZF, you really learn to appreciate a tiny lightweight bike. You can really see the differences and I love both of my bikes.

>back tire locked up at about 90ks going around a corner

I know the feel exactly; I did that on a wet road on my Ninja avoiding a stopped car. Luckilly I didnt crash; I kept the rear locked the whole way and I did a hekktik skid all the way till I stopped.

I don't wanna be one to give unsolicited advice, but if you havent watched Twist of the Wrist yet then I highly recommend you do; it goes over everything on how to be a better rider and has tips ranging from what you can use on the street to when you start doing trackdays.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVWLIfChUwg
User avatar #81 - TwistofFateHB (12/02/2014) [-]
So do I, especially the indicators, I've been thinking of moving up to a very similar looking ZZR 600 when I get my full motorbike license.

>skidding for stopped cars
yeah I know that feel, good thing you didn't drop it though, good to hear.

Twist of the Wrist is something I've been meaning to watch for a while now but I've never gotten around to it, so I might now, cheers.
User avatar #82 - swimmingprodigy (12/03/2014) [-]
good luck man, ride safe.
User avatar #83 - TwistofFateHB (12/04/2014) [-]
Same to you.
#46 - Tfw no Shoei RF1200 12/01/2014 on Helmet Pr0n 0
#56 - "But mr professor I need this for my vision for I am colo…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Study trick OC +2
#57 - lordnerevar (12/01/2014) [-]
"You should've written that on the form I gave you at the beginning of the year. There was a section for handicaps and such."
#63 - milkyhammer (12/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #58 - swimmingprodigy (12/01/2014) [-]
"I didnt attend that class because I was at the doctor's treating this very disability. Also, I wouldnt have been able to fill out the form anyway because I cant read"
#59 - lordnerevar (12/01/2014) [-]
"How the hell did you make it to exams without reading any of the work I've assigned?"
User avatar #60 - swimmingprodigy (12/01/2014) [-]
I just copy off the asian kid sitting next to me
User avatar #61 - lordnerevar (12/01/2014) [-]
"Your grades are different."
Quit trying broski
User avatar #62 - swimmingprodigy (12/01/2014) [-]
"WELL ITS YOUR FUCKING FAULT YOURE FAILING ME MAN STOP BEING SUCH A CIS WHITE MALE SHITLORD JUST BECAUSE I MAY BE COLORBLIND AND IM NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER DOESNT MEAN THAT YOU CAN DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ME WITH YOUR MALE PRIVELEGE I WILL TAKE THIS UP WITH THE DEAN AND I WILL GET YOU FIRED JUST YOUR WAIT I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS AND HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS HIGHLY TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFARE"

checkmate, Mr teacher man
User avatar #81 - redstonealchemist (12/01/2014) [-]
*Guerilla
User avatar #90 - swimmingprodigy (12/02/2014) [-]
Just how new are you to the internet??
User avatar #91 - redstonealchemist (12/02/2014) [-]
old enough to know it was deliberate
User avatar #64 - lordnerevar (12/01/2014) [-]
"You get an F and I am reporting this to the schoolboard. Get out of my classroom, there are students here who are actually trying to learn."
User avatar #75 - satansferret (12/01/2014) [-]
Please no, i'll suck your dick
#55 - Well since apparently the professor doesnt care about any tool… 12/01/2014 on Study trick OC 0
#4 - god ******* damnit, Carlos 12/01/2014 on gangsta shit 0
#29 - SJWs: "If you dont like what we like we will destroy your… 12/01/2014 on SJW Hate Mob VS a Lymeric +1
#67 - People who own guns in states where you're allowed to defend y… 12/01/2014 on Citation needed 0
#66 - If a mentally deranged man comes at you with a knife after not…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Citation needed -5
User avatar #78 - trollmobile (12/01/2014) [-]
"you're not going to politely ask him to leave"
no, you shoot him in the leg so he can't move.
only in america do police shoot to kill
because it is not the police's job to punish the suspect, anywhere else.
other places, we have these things called "court houses" and "judges" and they're the ones that decides what punishment the criminal shall get
not your trigger happy army of heaily armed street justice executioners.
#272 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/01/2014) [-]
Oh look, another retarded Eurofag who doesn't know the first thing about guns since his country doesn't trust its citizens enough to let them have one.

www.funnyjunk.com/Citation+needed/funny-pictures/5372240/115#115
User avatar #286 - trollmobile (12/01/2014) [-]
>yuropoor
>way riched than ameripoor
User avatar #291 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/01/2014) [-]
Nice job completely missing the point of the comment. Guns are lethal weapons. They can not and should not be used as nonlethal because it's a terrible idea. I don't expect someone who has never seen a gun IRL to know anything about them, but it'd be nice if you didn't pretend like you knew anything whatsoever.
User avatar #295 - trollmobile (12/01/2014) [-]
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
hahahahhaahhaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
"never seen a gun IRL"

my father is a hunter in his spare time, competitive shooter, and voulonteer milita instructor (my country has a state-funded standing 40 000 man milita ready for action in case of invasion)
i've been pracicing marksmanship in my backyard since i was about 10, under supervision

i love guns, but i hate america's gun-laws
you let any retard use them
and knowing how important gun-safety is, and how low the average citizen's knowledge of it is, the american laws about guns are suicidal at best.
#297 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/01/2014) [-]
You're a liar and I don't believe that for a second. If any of that was true you would know that it's standard practice for both police and militaries to aim for the center of mass when shooting a person, and that leg and arm shots are not only stupidly and dangerously hard to pull off on a moving person, but are usually lethal as well. They also oftentimes don't fully incapacitate the armed individual, especially if they are deranged or under the influence of something.

This has nothing to do with gun laws, though I'm sure you knew that since you seem to possess at least a rudimentary ability to read.
User avatar #299 - trollmobile (12/01/2014) [-]
standard in america

NOT standard in "yuropoor"
#300 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/01/2014) [-]
>still ignoring almost all of my comment

Well, I'd tell you that the majority of the planet has the "shoot to stop and aim for the center of mass" practice applied to all armed forces and police, but I have little doubt that you'd ignore it and bring up how Americans are fat or some other unrelated tidbit like you did with American gun laws. This has been a waste of time, have fun lying and pretending like you know anything on the internet, kiddo.
User avatar #287 - trollmobile (12/01/2014) [-]
richer*
User avatar #79 - trollmobile (12/01/2014) [-]
and before people start putting up their political mental wall and just going "lol liberal faggot"
i am not american, and your entire political system is corrupt to the bone, i wouldn't call myself a liberal in my life.
#121 - anonymous (12/01/2014) [-]
Most countries train their police to shoot to kill.

It is the police's duty to protect themselves and any citizens in immediate danger from the suspect who is dangerous in question. The well-being of said suspect is not a major concern. It makes logical sense to put the well-being of the perpetrator last after all.

Implying that the U.S. doesn't have numerous cases of police apprehending dangerous criminals and having them tried in a court of law. The mere fact that you seem to be either oblivious, or grossly exaggerating seems to show, not only your ignorance, but your impressionability. As fools like you are the only ones who believe the above.

While I won't disagree that there aren't some police out there who are too quick to resort to violence, not even just firearms. To say that all police do that is again, a gross exaggeration. I highly encourage you bring your head down a bit closer to earth, since your silly ideologies has you flying in the clouds.
User avatar #135 - trollmobile (12/01/2014) [-]
"most countries"
yeah if you count the philliphines and thailand and other semi-developed countries.
#8 - you're preaching to a bunch of virgins, bruh 12/01/2014 on When u make her cum during... +1
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#45 - Cops are trained like military; aim for center of mass and sho…  [+] (16 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Citation needed -1
#308 - spreeky (12/01/2014) [-]
I'm in the military in Norway, and we learn to use warning shot first, then aim at the legs. If the person still continues to pursue, you aim for the chest/head.
User avatar #265 - spacehawk (12/01/2014) [-]
In Europe most cops are trained to shoot for the legs before shooting for center mass. Yet American cops are far more likely to be killed in the line of duty than European cops.
User avatar #62 - trollmobile (12/01/2014) [-]
yeah, because in america, you don't have cops, you have uneducated, less heavily armed soildiers, doing cop work.
User avatar #66 - swimmingprodigy (12/01/2014) [-]
If a mentally deranged man comes at you with a knife after not stopping at being sprayed with pepper spray six times in the middle of Times Square aka probably the most people-dense location in the entire planet, you're not going to gently ask him to pls leave... He's a danger to society and himself and in this case the officers did what they felt they had to do to neutralize the threat. Case closed.

Go be a nigger in Ferguson MO
User avatar #78 - trollmobile (12/01/2014) [-]
"you're not going to politely ask him to leave"
no, you shoot him in the leg so he can't move.
only in america do police shoot to kill
because it is not the police's job to punish the suspect, anywhere else.
other places, we have these things called "court houses" and "judges" and they're the ones that decides what punishment the criminal shall get
not your trigger happy army of heaily armed street justice executioners.
#272 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/01/2014) [-]
Oh look, another retarded Eurofag who doesn't know the first thing about guns since his country doesn't trust its citizens enough to let them have one.

www.funnyjunk.com/Citation+needed/funny-pictures/5372240/115#115
User avatar #286 - trollmobile (12/01/2014) [-]
>yuropoor
>way riched than ameripoor
User avatar #291 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/01/2014) [-]
Nice job completely missing the point of the comment. Guns are lethal weapons. They can not and should not be used as nonlethal because it's a terrible idea. I don't expect someone who has never seen a gun IRL to know anything about them, but it'd be nice if you didn't pretend like you knew anything whatsoever.
User avatar #295 - trollmobile (12/01/2014) [-]
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
hahahahhaahhaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
"never seen a gun IRL"

my father is a hunter in his spare time, competitive shooter, and voulonteer milita instructor (my country has a state-funded standing 40 000 man milita ready for action in case of invasion)
i've been pracicing marksmanship in my backyard since i was about 10, under supervision

i love guns, but i hate america's gun-laws
you let any retard use them
and knowing how important gun-safety is, and how low the average citizen's knowledge of it is, the american laws about guns are suicidal at best.
#297 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/01/2014) [-]
You're a liar and I don't believe that for a second. If any of that was true you would know that it's standard practice for both police and militaries to aim for the center of mass when shooting a person, and that leg and arm shots are not only stupidly and dangerously hard to pull off on a moving person, but are usually lethal as well. They also oftentimes don't fully incapacitate the armed individual, especially if they are deranged or under the influence of something.

This has nothing to do with gun laws, though I'm sure you knew that since you seem to possess at least a rudimentary ability to read.
User avatar #299 - trollmobile (12/01/2014) [-]
standard in america

NOT standard in "yuropoor"
#300 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/01/2014) [-]
>still ignoring almost all of my comment

Well, I'd tell you that the majority of the planet has the "shoot to stop and aim for the center of mass" practice applied to all armed forces and police, but I have little doubt that you'd ignore it and bring up how Americans are fat or some other unrelated tidbit like you did with American gun laws. This has been a waste of time, have fun lying and pretending like you know anything on the internet, kiddo.
User avatar #287 - trollmobile (12/01/2014) [-]
richer*
User avatar #79 - trollmobile (12/01/2014) [-]
and before people start putting up their political mental wall and just going "lol liberal faggot"
i am not american, and your entire political system is corrupt to the bone, i wouldn't call myself a liberal in my life.
#121 - anonymous (12/01/2014) [-]
Most countries train their police to shoot to kill.

It is the police's duty to protect themselves and any citizens in immediate danger from the suspect who is dangerous in question. The well-being of said suspect is not a major concern. It makes logical sense to put the well-being of the perpetrator last after all.

Implying that the U.S. doesn't have numerous cases of police apprehending dangerous criminals and having them tried in a court of law. The mere fact that you seem to be either oblivious, or grossly exaggerating seems to show, not only your ignorance, but your impressionability. As fools like you are the only ones who believe the above.

While I won't disagree that there aren't some police out there who are too quick to resort to violence, not even just firearms. To say that all police do that is again, a gross exaggeration. I highly encourage you bring your head down a bit closer to earth, since your silly ideologies has you flying in the clouds.
User avatar #135 - trollmobile (12/01/2014) [-]
"most countries"
yeah if you count the philliphines and thailand and other semi-developed countries.
#58 - Zyzz roided though. Not saying you can't get there though,…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/01/2014 on do you even lift +1
User avatar #66 - imalex (12/01/2014) [-]
m8, zyzz was 210-220lbs 8-9% on his best
ofcourse he roided, you could never achieve that naturally, he openly told about his steroid use, unlike faggots like jeff seid who claim allnatty
User avatar #67 - swimmingprodigy (12/02/2014) [-]
He really wasn't though. I know you may think that and I thought maybe 210 too, but after a few threads on /fit/ where they discussed it specifically I'm pretty sure Zyzz was under 200lbs. And it is possible to get to where he was natty, it would just take longer. Remember Zyzz didnt lift for very long before he died. My gym bro is 6' (exactly zyzz's height) and 185lbs 9% bf and he looks pretty damn similar. Theres no way zyzz had 25-35lbs more muscle.
#71 - imalex (12/02/2014) [-]
also about the 18 inch arms
im pretty sure this picture proofs it.
atleast 17.5 on a bad day
User avatar #69 - imalex (12/02/2014) [-]
zyzz was 6'1

and
>implying a couple of miscers discussing knows Az's stats, lol.

but okay message me once you're 220 w 18 inch arms natty at 8% then
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#61 - can confirm, I had 6 girlfriends in 1st grade. I was a … 11/30/2014 on 90s +5
#15 - Inb4 police come and arrest them all for having illegally owned guns 11/30/2014 on Racism 0
#9 - >not making her sign a prenup shiggy diggy doo  [+] (8 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Modern Family +36
User avatar #30 - admiralen (11/30/2014) [-]
hes gonna die of old age way before her though, and he dont get along all that well with other people so why not let her have the cash
User avatar #15 - demigodofmadness (11/30/2014) [-]
Even then, half of the money earned during a marriage is split between both parties. And often times the woman gets the house and alimony.
User avatar #20 - silverzepher (11/30/2014) [-]
Not with a good prenuptial, one that would clearly state that if they continuenothing to the purchase of an item that have no right to it,theyhave no right top money in any bank account without their name on it, they can only get money off of the joint account for the house hold, they have no right to property bought before the marriage, you know the simple things.

on a legal standpoint i say always get a prenup, even if all you have us dirt it is your dirt
User avatar #21 - ivviism (11/30/2014) [-]
You what works even better than a prenup? Don't get married.
User avatar #22 - silverzepher (11/30/2014) [-]
i could do that, but then how would i get s little me to indoctrinate into believing he was destined to be the emperor of this side of the galaxy?
User avatar #52 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/01/2014) [-]
Have a kid without being married? Adopt? Surrogate mother?
#23 - ivviism (11/30/2014) [-]
Sounds kinda fun though.
User avatar #24 - silverzepher (11/30/2014) [-]
Well i do plan on starting small, i plan on taking over some little island and starting my diabolical plot to create a clone army, and come sex slaves for everyone
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#94 - ztron (11/30/2014) [-]
Holy fucking cheesecake batman I didn't even notice that it was 30 minutes, I only lasted like a minute.
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User avatar #69 - devilofscience (11/30/2014) [-]
Thank you, I had no idea what this Gif. was about, it made the comment section very confusing.
User avatar #45 - dharkmoswen (11/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #29 - carefree (11/29/2014) [-]
I couldn't watch more than 2 minutes.
Some people.
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User avatar #134 - swimmingprodigy (12/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #119 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Trying to ask everyone I encounter on here, haha.
I started a creative writing channel, to share and provide criticism on stories.
You write? Would love some contributors.
User avatar #120 to #119 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Well I''ve been told by many people that I'm an awesome writer, but I guess that's only when I have to be; in all honesty I hate writing with a burning passion. I'm not creative at all, I have no imagination, and I'm more of a science person.
User avatar #121 to #120 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I've been told the same.
I'm creative, but my problem is my ideas sounding cool to all my friends (My current project is a source mod, but I'm writing it first.) Friends ******* ate up the concept and said I pitched it very well, but the things I think of are in my head just developing in there, so I've got soo much detail when I finally explain it to someone. I felt like I sounded high (My pills don't count as high, that ****** just there to calm me down. don't change my thoughts and I'm more concentrated so if anything it helps.)

Do you also have this problem with conveying your concepts after they've just been festering in your head? It's a really frustrating thing to happen and by the time I have it ready to write I don't know where to start, but I still remember every last little detail that I think of.
Sorry for getting ******* off-topic, sheesh, I'm a rambler, skipped the pill this morning.
Sorry if a waste of time.



By the way, depending on what kind of science you're into, (Aeronautics for me, especially, and weapon-science) I could tell you about my story concept.
It involves a space program, but it's action/horror-ish.
Also, main character sports a Mercury spaceuit (best spacesuit) and the MBA GyroJet as signature weapon (because it can fire in space).
If you'd bare with me, I could find you the one I'd written down previously.
Just warning you now though, it's a ******* run on sentence, I was in no way in the mood to tackle the entire story or oragnize my thoughts, so I just jotted down main ideas basically.
#122 to #121 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
I find when I'm writing essays for school I'll think of an epic line that I want to use in like a minute or two, and then I forget it and I'm so pissed at myself because nothing else sounds a good as what I originally planned. But I'm never written anything nearly as long as what you're describing, so I can't relate. Longest thing I've ever written was a 22-paged technical description of the longboard I made from scratch last summer.

As for the science I'm into; Im mainly into cars (that's my hobby) but when I was little I was really interested in military aircraft because I always wanted to be an Air Force Pilot. Now my major in college is civil engineering so I focus mainly on buildings. But I do know a lot about space because that interested me too when I was a kid. I used to read ******** of books when I was little; my friends say I'm like a walking encyclopedia. I just know tons of facts about everything. I would kick ass at Jeopardy
#123 to #122 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
10/10 seems like a pretty cool dude. We could definitely get along.

And that was a very frustrating thing for me, too, but doesn't even happen very often anymore, so I am glad I am able to remember so that I am not pressured to write it right on the spot.

I am planning on taking a creative-writing class once I go to college.
Kinda bothers me that they have stuff like Japanese, but they can't have a creative-writing class.

And I assume then that you know of the Mercury Space Project?
User avatar #124 to #123 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
You're most likely going to have to; everyone freshman is required to take a writing class. Mine was called Freshman Inquiry Question-based Writing Seminar (FIQWS for short). It was a pain in my asshole. And yes, Inquiry Question is redundant. Idk why they chose that name lol.

If you're referring to the early Space Race and NASA trying to put at guy into orbit around space before the Russians, then yes I know
User avatar #126 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
and yes that is the space program of which I am referencing.
User avatar #125 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Sounds like my thing, unless if the professor is a pretentious left-wing douchebag who'll **** on you if your work reflects anything but a positive portrayal of complete government control and Totolitarianism/Dystopian societies (Many times I have heard tales of these types of guys treating students they didn't agree with politically like **** .)
User avatar #127 to #125 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah that's mainly a movies thing. Most professors have to be tolerant. Mine was pretty cool. I had to write an essay about classifying things that usually people never put into categories. For example, my essay was "the three types of guitar players" (I play guitar so I have a sort of inside knowledge). The entire essay was hilarious and my professor loved it. Here's my intro paragraph:

All guitar players seem to have an air of arrogance and think that they're better than everyone else, whether they're just starting out or have been playing for years. All three believe that their guitar playing will make them popular, in one way or another. This is why I don't like guitar players even though I am one myself. Guitar players can be classified into three major categories according to how well they play and how highly they think of themselves: the attention whores, the "I'm gonna be a rock star", and the snobby musicians.
User avatar #128 to #127 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I agree with that opening 101%

Snobby musicians- Do the douchebags that bring their guitars to bonfires fall under this one?

Also, I wasn't trying to make a jab at all left-wing-ists. I have common ground with many liberal topics, even though I believe in free enterprise, capitalism, and the second ammendment.

I'd kinda put myself under liberitarian, maybe, that's as close I can think of, fiscally conservative, (Gotta admit, liberals=not the best with money Most jews are liberal, but I mean liberals in power don't spend on the right stuff )
but socially liberal i.e gay rights, ( I disagree with a lot of their other social points, but there are a good handful I completely agree with.)
What are you when it comes to politics?

Before I asked all this, I should've found out what country you're in, though, aha
User avatar #129 to #128 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Im in New York, US of A.

BTW here's my paragraph about the snobby musicians. I think it's pretty funny:

Lastly we come to the snobby 'professional' musicians. You know these too. Especially living in New York City and going to school in Manhattan, you've seen them. Their parents are artists, but at the tender age of six they had an epiphany (meaning their parents decided for them) that they're going to be professional musicians. They can be easily spotted walking out of Starbucks with a venti-sized caffe vanilla frappuccino light, 1 shot of espresso, 2 sugars, a metric ounce of soy milk, 3 drops of unicorn blood, and a sprinkle of edible gold foil no foam while on their way to the Julliard School. If you say you play guitar around them, they will quiz you. They will judge you. And if you can't repeat the D-flat-7 augmented 5th pentatonic scale in 6th position off the top of your head, they will shun you. The snobby musicians practice guitar for 19 hours a day, or until they get blisters on their blistered blisters. They are more finicky and more anal at getting a piece right than NASA is about landing a Rover on Mars. It is true that they are great musicians; I just don't think they have to be so conceited about it.


As for politics, I try not to involve myself too much in that. It's not that I'm completely ignorant; I know what each party is and what they stand for; I just don't really tend to agree with any one group and it just doesn't interest me enough.
#133 to #129 - tender (09/20/2013) [-]
Name was mentioned, TL;DR'd the **** outta here
User avatar #130 to #129 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Fave'd
I'm heading off FJ because there's a friend that need some help right now, but I want you to know you're the best conversational partner I've encountered on FJ thus far.
Continue "doing your thang", you relatable man, you.
User avatar #131 to #130 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
same here dude. Check ya around. Tell me how it goes tomorrow (Friday right?)
have fun man
User avatar #132 to #131 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
haha, of course!
User avatar #117 - pellonpoika (07/09/2013) [-]
Your gifs with source- posts are great. You earned a new subscriber, keep it up man!
User avatar #118 to #117 - swimmingprodigy (07/09/2013) [-]
when i get back from work today around 9 PM EST ill post a few more
User avatar #113 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-]
nah Im hoarding my points for some reason
User avatar #115 to #114 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
your choice man, cheers anyways
User avatar #109 to #108 - swimmingprodigy (09/28/2012) [-]
**** yea.

you forgot his 3rd leg which is supposed to be holding a bottle of vodka
#105 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
User avatar #107 to #106 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
Siema!
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User avatar #104 to #103 - swimmingprodigy (08/16/2012) [-]
siema, kolego!
User avatar #87 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
I feel like I see a ******* of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
User avatar #88 to #87 - swimmingprodigy (08/07/2012) [-]
it might be because I comment a ******* on most posts lol
What's up?
User avatar #89 to #88 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
Not much. Just bein' German is all. You?
User avatar #90 to #89 - swimmingprodigy (08/08/2012) [-]
eh not much. Enjoyin summer vacation in between work as much as i can
User avatar #91 to #90 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
same here. (at least I was, then I quit my job) You still in high school too?
User avatar #92 to #91 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
graduated this year. Whyd u quit?
User avatar #93 to #92 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.

What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never ****** up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get ****** up.
User avatar #94 to #93 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
wow, sounds like a pretty ****** story. Nice to know I dont have these problems and I work for over minimum wage pay. You should try lifeguarding. It's worth the 300 bucks u pay for the course
User avatar #95 to #94 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
Hmm... I am part Cuban... this could work
User avatar #96 to #95 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
do eet. Idk about your local area, but where I am, EVERY SINGLE YMCA is short on lifeguards so youre guaranteed a job
User avatar #97 to #96 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
But at the same time, I'd like to be able to focus on mein writing a bit. I'm still 16, so this may be one of the last few summers I have to work on my novels before constant work.. so I don't know
User avatar #98 to #97 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
you dont need constant work. ur 16 that means ur gonna be a junior right?

And u can set your own hours and it doesn't have to be constant work. For example, I only work Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays
User avatar #99 to #98 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
yeah, i guess that's true. but being a lifeguard also seems like a job that needs aLOT of fucos, which I do not have :I
User avatar #101 to #99 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
lolno.

Youre SUPPOSED to be focused, but most of the time i zone out. Actually a lot of the time i zone out. No one gives a **** . Dont worry. I highly recommend it, easiest job on the planet
User avatar #102 to #101 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
User avatar #100 to #99 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
*focus
User avatar #86 - unncommon (07/07/2012) [-]
Someone **** all over your pillow man.
#85 - anonymous (07/07/2012) [-]
Dude, someone made a poopie on your pillow.
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User avatar #83 - irenecloud (07/07/2012) [-]
I shat on your pillow, dude...
Just saying.
User avatar #80 - TheAnonLord ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
User avatar #82 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
ok i successfully added you
User avatar #81 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
i see. Could you type your PSN name exactly for me one more time so it's easier for me? Also, what are 'those dopes'?
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User avatar #78 - fizzled (03/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #76 - doctorbamf (03/16/2012) [-]
******* ******* these days...
User avatar #77 to #142 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2012) [-]
Im sorry! I couldnt help it, your bike was just so shiny
#73 - pemdazfunny (03/16/2012) [-]
Nigeritis
User avatar #71 - samxdaxman (03/16/2012) [-]
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#70 - mrteabag (03/16/2012) [-]
I'm truly sorry to say that you're a ****** .
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