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#33 - ya but I meant it's not the name of a person.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on Well, that Escalated... 0
#34 - danili (05/11/2013) [-]
i know buddy
i know
#187 - Tell em you want more time to get to know them They think … 05/11/2013 on How to get laid in Russia... 0
#186 - Flaw: no one in Russia can afford a car except members of the …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2013 on How to get laid in Russia... 0
User avatar #192 - cantremember (05/11/2013) [-]
Dashboard cam videos beg to differ
User avatar #194 - swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-]
I could have sworn I wrote "no one in Russia can afford a NICE car."

Wonder where that 'nice' ran off to
#23 - Greater Anglia isnt a name....  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Well, that Escalated... +45
#32 - danili (05/11/2013) [-]
it is a name but not a presonal name
User avatar #33 - swimmingprodigy (05/11/2013) [-]
ya but I meant it's not the name of a person.
#34 - danili (05/11/2013) [-]
i know buddy
i know
#157 - the chances of this story actually happening are about the sam… 05/11/2013 on McDisasters 20: Got Lucky +4
#252 - SOME people are millionaire. That's why I said the We'd ALL be…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on The Generals 0
#258 - deadpeople (05/11/2013) [-]
Or people don't work hard enough to achieve that goal. To achieve a goal you have to be determined and dedicated, becoming a millionaire is such a redundant goal because, how would you get their? People dream about being a millionaire but is it really their life's dream? No. My Sgt Major's goal in the future is to become a millionaire and he's almost their from all his hard work. Nothing's impossible when you can get up and do something, do anything that you're capable of. The reality is people don't do something about it we just think we can't do it because we're told we can't and then we believe that. I'm not saying someone's going to be like "IM GOING TO BE A MILLIONAIRE" I'm saying anyone could be known if they tried hard enough, and I know to well that most people don't try hard enough for their dreams.
#249 - except the world doesnt actually work that way or we'd all be …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2013 on The Generals 0
#250 - deadpeople (05/11/2013) [-]
If it didn't actually work we'd have no millionaires at all.
User avatar #252 - swimmingprodigy (05/11/2013) [-]
SOME people are millionaire. That's why I said the We'd ALL be millionaires if it did work that way. You said that ANYONE can do something. The world just isnt a nice enough place to allow that
#258 - deadpeople (05/11/2013) [-]
Or people don't work hard enough to achieve that goal. To achieve a goal you have to be determined and dedicated, becoming a millionaire is such a redundant goal because, how would you get their? People dream about being a millionaire but is it really their life's dream? No. My Sgt Major's goal in the future is to become a millionaire and he's almost their from all his hard work. Nothing's impossible when you can get up and do something, do anything that you're capable of. The reality is people don't do something about it we just think we can't do it because we're told we can't and then we believe that. I'm not saying someone's going to be like "IM GOING TO BE A MILLIONAIRE" I'm saying anyone could be known if they tried hard enough, and I know to well that most people don't try hard enough for their dreams.
#246 - i know but I already said that there are tons who practice eno…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/11/2013 on The Generals 0
#248 - deadpeople (05/11/2013) [-]
The chances are small because we believe them to be small. In my perspective I think anyone can do something if they are dedicated and educated enough to do it.
User avatar #249 - swimmingprodigy (05/11/2013) [-]
except the world doesnt actually work that way or we'd all be millionaires working dream jobs
#250 - deadpeople (05/11/2013) [-]
If it didn't actually work we'd have no millionaires at all.
User avatar #252 - swimmingprodigy (05/11/2013) [-]
SOME people are millionaire. That's why I said the We'd ALL be millionaires if it did work that way. You said that ANYONE can do something. The world just isnt a nice enough place to allow that
#258 - deadpeople (05/11/2013) [-]
Or people don't work hard enough to achieve that goal. To achieve a goal you have to be determined and dedicated, becoming a millionaire is such a redundant goal because, how would you get their? People dream about being a millionaire but is it really their life's dream? No. My Sgt Major's goal in the future is to become a millionaire and he's almost their from all his hard work. Nothing's impossible when you can get up and do something, do anything that you're capable of. The reality is people don't do something about it we just think we can't do it because we're told we can't and then we believe that. I'm not saying someone's going to be like "IM GOING TO BE A MILLIONAIRE" I'm saying anyone could be known if they tried hard enough, and I know to well that most people don't try hard enough for their dreams.
#244 - I understand that, but there can be more than one thing you lo…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/11/2013 on The Generals 0
#245 - deadpeople (05/11/2013) [-]
There can be many, but there can be one thing someone is passionate enough about they'd become a master at it.
User avatar #246 - swimmingprodigy (05/11/2013) [-]
i know but I already said that there are tons who practice enough to actually be them. But the chances of being discovered and getting that recognition are small.
#248 - deadpeople (05/11/2013) [-]
The chances are small because we believe them to be small. In my perspective I think anyone can do something if they are dedicated and educated enough to do it.
User avatar #249 - swimmingprodigy (05/11/2013) [-]
except the world doesnt actually work that way or we'd all be millionaires working dream jobs
#250 - deadpeople (05/11/2013) [-]
If it didn't actually work we'd have no millionaires at all.
User avatar #252 - swimmingprodigy (05/11/2013) [-]
SOME people are millionaire. That's why I said the We'd ALL be millionaires if it did work that way. You said that ANYONE can do something. The world just isnt a nice enough place to allow that
#258 - deadpeople (05/11/2013) [-]
Or people don't work hard enough to achieve that goal. To achieve a goal you have to be determined and dedicated, becoming a millionaire is such a redundant goal because, how would you get their? People dream about being a millionaire but is it really their life's dream? No. My Sgt Major's goal in the future is to become a millionaire and he's almost their from all his hard work. Nothing's impossible when you can get up and do something, do anything that you're capable of. The reality is people don't do something about it we just think we can't do it because we're told we can't and then we believe that. I'm not saying someone's going to be like "IM GOING TO BE A MILLIONAIRE" I'm saying anyone could be known if they tried hard enough, and I know to well that most people don't try hard enough for their dreams.
#241 - there's a time you have to realistic. I mean yea every kid wan…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/11/2013 on The Generals 0
#243 - deadpeople (05/11/2013) [-]
If you don't do what you love then why do something you don't love? Dreams can be realistic, (I'm talking about job dreams like those.) some people don't work hard enough to make those dreams come true. I understand what you mean but we live in a society where the best job is the one that pays the best. The best job should be the job you love doing.
User avatar #244 - swimmingprodigy (05/11/2013) [-]
I understand that, but there can be more than one thing you love to do. This is what I mean when I say be realistic, I was also thinking about jobs.
#245 - deadpeople (05/11/2013) [-]
There can be many, but there can be one thing someone is passionate enough about they'd become a master at it.
User avatar #246 - swimmingprodigy (05/11/2013) [-]
i know but I already said that there are tons who practice enough to actually be them. But the chances of being discovered and getting that recognition are small.
#248 - deadpeople (05/11/2013) [-]
The chances are small because we believe them to be small. In my perspective I think anyone can do something if they are dedicated and educated enough to do it.
User avatar #249 - swimmingprodigy (05/11/2013) [-]
except the world doesnt actually work that way or we'd all be millionaires working dream jobs
#250 - deadpeople (05/11/2013) [-]
If it didn't actually work we'd have no millionaires at all.
User avatar #252 - swimmingprodigy (05/11/2013) [-]
SOME people are millionaire. That's why I said the We'd ALL be millionaires if it did work that way. You said that ANYONE can do something. The world just isnt a nice enough place to allow that
#258 - deadpeople (05/11/2013) [-]
Or people don't work hard enough to achieve that goal. To achieve a goal you have to be determined and dedicated, becoming a millionaire is such a redundant goal because, how would you get their? People dream about being a millionaire but is it really their life's dream? No. My Sgt Major's goal in the future is to become a millionaire and he's almost their from all his hard work. Nothing's impossible when you can get up and do something, do anything that you're capable of. The reality is people don't do something about it we just think we can't do it because we're told we can't and then we believe that. I'm not saying someone's going to be like "IM GOING TO BE A MILLIONAIRE" I'm saying anyone could be known if they tried hard enough, and I know to well that most people don't try hard enough for their dreams.
#235 - >implying the chances of that happening are better than 1 i…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/11/2013 on The Generals 0
#237 - deadpeople (05/11/2013) [-]
If we never take those chances then what's the point of dreams?
User avatar #241 - swimmingprodigy (05/11/2013) [-]
there's a time you have to realistic. I mean yea every kid wants to be a rock star, and there are tons who practice enough to actually be them. But the chances of being discovered and getting that recognition are small. In this case, the reward isnt worth the risk
#243 - deadpeople (05/11/2013) [-]
If you don't do what you love then why do something you don't love? Dreams can be realistic, (I'm talking about job dreams like those.) some people don't work hard enough to make those dreams come true. I understand what you mean but we live in a society where the best job is the one that pays the best. The best job should be the job you love doing.
User avatar #244 - swimmingprodigy (05/11/2013) [-]
I understand that, but there can be more than one thing you love to do. This is what I mean when I say be realistic, I was also thinking about jobs.
#245 - deadpeople (05/11/2013) [-]
There can be many, but there can be one thing someone is passionate enough about they'd become a master at it.
User avatar #246 - swimmingprodigy (05/11/2013) [-]
i know but I already said that there are tons who practice enough to actually be them. But the chances of being discovered and getting that recognition are small.
#248 - deadpeople (05/11/2013) [-]
The chances are small because we believe them to be small. In my perspective I think anyone can do something if they are dedicated and educated enough to do it.
User avatar #249 - swimmingprodigy (05/11/2013) [-]
except the world doesnt actually work that way or we'd all be millionaires working dream jobs
#250 - deadpeople (05/11/2013) [-]
If it didn't actually work we'd have no millionaires at all.
User avatar #252 - swimmingprodigy (05/11/2013) [-]
SOME people are millionaire. That's why I said the We'd ALL be millionaires if it did work that way. You said that ANYONE can do something. The world just isnt a nice enough place to allow that
#258 - deadpeople (05/11/2013) [-]
Or people don't work hard enough to achieve that goal. To achieve a goal you have to be determined and dedicated, becoming a millionaire is such a redundant goal because, how would you get their? People dream about being a millionaire but is it really their life's dream? No. My Sgt Major's goal in the future is to become a millionaire and he's almost their from all his hard work. Nothing's impossible when you can get up and do something, do anything that you're capable of. The reality is people don't do something about it we just think we can't do it because we're told we can't and then we believe that. I'm not saying someone's going to be like "IM GOING TO BE A MILLIONAIRE" I'm saying anyone could be known if they tried hard enough, and I know to well that most people don't try hard enough for their dreams.
#83 - once youre on the devil's dick I think this ascends past 5th to 6th 05/09/2013 on That's hot... 0
#176 - you ever been so mad you punched your own head off? 05/09/2013 on Mortal Combat Glitch -1
#27 - hmm I guess you're kind of right. My light bill during the win…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2013 on sweating at night.. 0
#28 - savvasp (05/08/2013) [-]
I just did the math from Celsius to Fahrenheit. Apparently we have an average of 95-104 Fahrenheit and it's still May.

Also last summer we payed an average of 500 euros a month for electricity. That's 654 dollars.
#24 - are you serious, or just ridiculously poor? How big is your ro…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2013 on sweating at night.. 0
#25 - savvasp (05/08/2013) [-]
The electricity for it I mean...

If you add up 1 maybe 2 PCs on 24/7 during summer + lights + 2-3 A/Cs on most of the time. It adds up.
User avatar #27 - swimmingprodigy (05/08/2013) [-]
hmm I guess you're kind of right. My light bill during the winter is approximately 150 bucks where as in the summer it's about 350.

Worth it in my opinion. Where I live it generally stays around 80 the entire summer. Not comfortable
#28 - savvasp (05/08/2013) [-]
I just did the math from Celsius to Fahrenheit. Apparently we have an average of 95-104 Fahrenheit and it's still May.

Also last summer we payed an average of 500 euros a month for electricity. That's 654 dollars.
#15 - I dont mean central air, I dont have that either. Ge… 05/08/2013 on sweating at night.. 0
#11 - That should be a saying; "Im such a good salesmen I s… 05/08/2013 on A 'shitty' purchase 0
#48 - so I'm a little less than 1/3rd serial killer. I have… 05/08/2013 on Serial Killers 0
#8 - >in the year of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ two thousa…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/08/2013 on sweating at night.. +3
#19 - savvasp (05/08/2013) [-]
A/C is expensive as shit
User avatar #24 - swimmingprodigy (05/08/2013) [-]
are you serious, or just ridiculously poor? How big is your room? For a ~15x15 room you need something like 8,000 BTUs to cool it relatively quickly. That's like 2 or 300 bucks. If you want to be cheaper you can get a small 5000 BTU AC for 150 bucks and it'll just take longer for the AC to cool your room

www.bestbuy.com/site/Air-Conditioners-Fans-Heaters/Air-Conditioners/abcat0907001.c?id=abcat0907001
#25 - savvasp (05/08/2013) [-]
The electricity for it I mean...

If you add up 1 maybe 2 PCs on 24/7 during summer + lights + 2-3 A/Cs on most of the time. It adds up.
User avatar #27 - swimmingprodigy (05/08/2013) [-]
hmm I guess you're kind of right. My light bill during the winter is approximately 150 bucks where as in the summer it's about 350.

Worth it in my opinion. Where I live it generally stays around 80 the entire summer. Not comfortable
#28 - savvasp (05/08/2013) [-]
I just did the math from Celsius to Fahrenheit. Apparently we have an average of 95-104 Fahrenheit and it's still May.

Also last summer we payed an average of 500 euros a month for electricity. That's 654 dollars.
#13 - N. Korean citizen (05/08/2013) [-]
First world problem:

My house is so big that the AC doesn't reach my bedroom (it only reaches the main floor and the master bedroom's bathroom)
User avatar #15 - swimmingprodigy (05/08/2013) [-]
I dont mean central air, I dont have that either.

Get an air conditioner and stick in in your window. That's what I do.
User avatar #9 - heartlessrobot (05/08/2013) [-]
I have a window box air conditioner, and I have to drag the fucker out of the storm cellar.
#19 - I bet you kiss girls, faggot 05/07/2013 on Would you, FJ? +16
#18 - My ex and I broke up towards the end of February (we were only… 05/07/2013 on Friends.. 0
#16 - she wants the d 05/07/2013 on Friends.. 0
#337 - I bet you kiss girls, faggot 05/07/2013 on High School +1
#91 - thank you 05/06/2013 on lamb is watching 0
#78 - Ive never played Bioshock. Could someone enlighten me as to wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2013 on lamb is watching 0
User avatar #91 - swimmingprodigy (05/06/2013) [-]
thank you
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User avatar #113 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-]
nah Im hoarding my points for some reason
User avatar #115 to #114 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
your choice man, cheers anyways
User avatar #110 - ied (01/13/2013) [-]
Selling your points o' good person.
User avatar #111 to #110 - swimmingprodigy (01/13/2013) [-]
you can do that?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ied (01/13/2013) [-]
Yep, I send a request, you do the maths and voila.
User avatar #109 to #108 - swimmingprodigy (09/28/2012) [-]
fuck yea.

you forgot his 3rd leg which is supposed to be holding a bottle of vodka
#105 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
User avatar #107 to #106 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
Siema!
#103 - filsoc **User deleted account** (08/15/2012) [-]
O kierwa, znalazłem innego Polaczka. Pozdro!
User avatar #104 to #103 - swimmingprodigy (08/16/2012) [-]
siema, kolego!
User avatar #87 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
I feel like I see a fuckton of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
User avatar #88 to #87 - swimmingprodigy (08/07/2012) [-]
it might be because I comment a fuckton on most posts lol
What's up?
User avatar #89 to #88 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
Not much. Just bein' German is all. You?
User avatar #90 to #89 - swimmingprodigy (08/08/2012) [-]
eh not much. Enjoyin summer vacation in between work as much as i can
User avatar #91 to #90 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
same here. (at least I was, then I quit my job) You still in high school too?
User avatar #92 to #91 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
graduated this year. Whyd u quit?
User avatar #93 to #92 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.

What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never fucked up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get fucked up.
User avatar #94 to #93 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
wow, sounds like a pretty shitty story. Nice to know I dont have these problems and I work for over minimum wage pay. You should try lifeguarding. It's worth the 300 bucks u pay for the course
User avatar #95 to #94 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
Hmm... I am part Cuban... this could work
User avatar #96 to #95 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
do eet. Idk about your local area, but where I am, EVERY SINGLE YMCA is short on lifeguards so youre guaranteed a job
User avatar #97 to #96 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
But at the same time, I'd like to be able to focus on mein writing a bit. I'm still 16, so this may be one of the last few summers I have to work on my novels before constant work.. so I don't know
User avatar #98 to #97 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
you dont need constant work. ur 16 that means ur gonna be a junior right?

And u can set your own hours and it doesn't have to be constant work. For example, I only work Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays
User avatar #99 to #98 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
yeah, i guess that's true. but being a lifeguard also seems like a job that needs aLOT of fucos, which I do not have :I
User avatar #101 to #99 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
lolno.

Youre SUPPOSED to be focused, but most of the time i zone out. Actually a lot of the time i zone out. No one gives a fuck. Dont worry. I highly recommend it, easiest job on the planet
User avatar #102 to #101 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
User avatar #100 to #99 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
*focus
User avatar #86 - unncommon ONLINE (07/07/2012) [-]
Someone shit all over your pillow man.
#85 - N. Korean citizen (07/07/2012) [-]
Dude, someone made a poopie on your pillow.
#84 - spursfan **User deleted account** (07/07/2012) [-]
I am terribly sorry about your pillow, But it smelt of roses.   
   
Roses are racist
I am terribly sorry about your pillow, But it smelt of roses.

Roses are racist
User avatar #83 - irenecloud (07/07/2012) [-]
I shat on your pillow, dude...
Just saying.
User avatar #80 - TheAnonLord (03/25/2012) [-]
Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
User avatar #82 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
ok i successfully added you
User avatar #81 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
i see. Could you type your PSN name exactly for me one more time so it's easier for me? Also, what are 'those dopes'?
User avatar #79 - redfang (03/16/2012) [-]
you NIGGER
User avatar #78 - fizzled (03/16/2012) [-]
NIGER NIGGER NIGGER NEGRO
User avatar #76 - doctorbamf (03/16/2012) [-]
Fucking niggers these days...
User avatar #77 to #142 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2012) [-]
Im sorry! I couldnt help it, your bike was just so shiny
#73 - pemdazfunny (03/16/2012) [-]
Nigeritis
#72 - nnewmy (03/16/2012) [-]
nigger
User avatar #71 - samxdaxman (03/16/2012) [-]
nigger nigger nigger nigger
#70 - mrteabag (03/16/2012) [-]
I'm truly sorry to say that you're a nigger.
User avatar #67 - jonolav ONLINE (03/04/2012) [-]
Hey man I saw your comment about your desktop and I was just wondering where you got ''HUD.Vision v2.2 by DevianArt'' I can only find broken links :s
User avatar #68 to #116 - swimmingprodigy (03/04/2012) [-]
DeviantArt.com > Customization > Skins > pick a skin.

Or if you want HUD vision, it's

customize.org/rainmeter/ski...
#64 - rytul (01/08/2012) [-]
fuck yeah! Poland!

czesc z litwy!
User avatar #65 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (01/08/2012) [-]
LMAO close enough, ale tu pasuje. Jeszcze 500 lat temu by to bylo to samo hehe
#66 to #114 - rytul (01/09/2012) [-]
chcialbym zeb to tak byloby teraz...
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