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|#31 - Then you really are an outlier. Can't help you at all. … [+] (1 new reply)||05/04/2014 on Mah genes||0|
|#12 - I guarantee you you're not eating enough. You should be eating… [+] (16 new replies)||05/04/2014 on Mah genes||0|
#23 - lasmamoe (05/04/2014) [-]
I consistently ate 3500+ calories every single day for 6 months, and didn't gain a single pound.
My uncle was the same way in his 20's. When he got into his 30's, his metabolism slowed down and he started to gain weight. He's stilly pretty thin though.
"Just eat more food bro" is pretty useless advice to be honest.
#34 - thegrayfox (05/04/2014) [-]
Even if you eat 40 000 000 calories a day, but also waste the same amount, you simply won't gain weight.
So, even if you did eat 3500 calories a day, you could also have the same expenditure, so nothing changes. Now you're gonna come back and tell me you're a couch-potato who doesn't move all day long.
It's simple thermodynamics. Energy is energy, unless it's transferred into something else, it is stored. People aren't immune to the laws of physics.
#35 - lasmamoe (05/05/2014) [-]
But this is the same pointless argument.
"According to the laws of physics, you should be fat by now".
Seriously, why is it that i can eat twice the amount of food that my obese friend eats while we both do the same activities, and yet he keeps gaining weight while i stay the same?
I think genetics play a huge role in this (thyroid, metabolism etc).
#41 - thegrayfox (05/06/2014) [-]
Problem with Cronometer is that it's bullshit.
If I was using that trash, I wouldn't lose any weight at all, there are better and easier ways to lose weight, without it being so complex and tacking every single mineral you put into your body.
Same goes with gaining weight. Cronometer probably fucked you over on both your calorie goals and the amount you were taking in.
Also, if you go to school by walking, that can account for a decent number of calories that you burn, depending on how far you walk each day.
Unless you have a tapeworm inside you, you're doing something wrong.
#43 - thegrayfox (05/06/2014) [-]
Unless you have a special condition like I said, something like a tapeworm, it really is that simple. There is some extra science with carbs and fats, but it's not really that important unless you're trying something very specific to bodybuilding.
If I am to lose weight, my maximum caloric intake cannot exceed 1768 calories. Chronometer tells me, I can eat as many as 2300. The problem is my MAXIMUM caloric intake in order to maintain my weight, is 1983.
I can't eat less than 1388 calories, or else my body will go into starvation mode and then I'm fucked. So today, I ate 1463 calories.
Wanna know what Chronometer tells me? 1004 calories. So not only would I have to eat more food in order to match it's calorie calculation, but I would be allowed to eat even more then I should, based on my height and weight. So it's bullshit software.
It's okay to disagree, but at least know that you're disagreeing based on false information.
#30 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
but it's the truth, hard as it may be
#32 - lasmamoe (05/04/2014) [-]
I was completely stuffed, and sometimes woke up with heartburn in the middle of the night because i ate too much.
If i ate more than that i would probably throw up, and you are simply telling me that i should just eat more???
#38 - anonymous (05/05/2014) [-]
I am not trying do be a dick, but your body does not defy the laws of thermodynamics. If you're not gaining weight at 3500, you need to eat more than that. A surplus of energy can not simply disappear into thin air; it will be stored in your body in various forms.
Try eating energy dense foods that don't fill you up too much, in addition to what you're already eating.
#46 - rhydm (05/08/2014) [-]
It can't disappear into thin air, this isn't Narnia you're living in. But you are right, we are all different. The problem is tho that getting a bit more fat in order to look a bit less skinny is nonsense. If you wanna gain weight work out and gain heathy muscle mass, go to someone who know's something about nutritions, it's not all in your calories intake it has a lot to do with the type of nutritions you get them with. Also you should understand that gaining weight is much harder then losing it.
#44 - anonymous (05/06/2014) [-]
No, you are absolutely wrong. I will not explain why and this will be the last time I reply. I hope that you will cease to make excuses for yourself and try harder to reach your goals.
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#85 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
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#133 - helpmedudes (04/18/2014) [-]
Yes it is Vesuvius. It likes to erupt once every 2000 years. 4000 years ago, 2000 years ago, and It erupted a little bit in the forties, but it is still due for a big eruption. Enjoy Naples while you can.
While I am on the topic, Yellowstone National Park is one giant volcano. It does not look like a cone volcano, but it is even more dangerous because it can be more explosive. Old Faithful and the other attractions are vents that are trying to get all of the pressure out. When that thing blows, we will have to rewrite the maps of North America.
On the bright side, volcanoes are a normal part of life on Earth, and may stop the population crisis. Woohoo.