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#31 - Then you really are an outlier. Can't help you at all. …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on Mah genes 0
User avatar #33 - lasmamoe (05/04/2014) [-]
I'm not 106lbs. im about 145lbs at 5'10.
Still skinny though, but my point was that i didn't gain any weight at all even when eating to the point of feeling nauseated every day.

Now i eat when im hungry, and nothing more than that, and my weight stays the same.
#12 - I guarantee you you're not eating enough. You should be eating…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Mah genes 0
User avatar #23 - lasmamoe (05/04/2014) [-]
I consistently ate 3500+ calories every single day for 6 months, and didn't gain a single pound.

My uncle was the same way in his 20's. When he got into his 30's, his metabolism slowed down and he started to gain weight. He's stilly pretty thin though.

"Just eat more food bro" is pretty useless advice to be honest.
User avatar #34 - thegrayfox (05/04/2014) [-]
Eh.... no.

Even if you eat 40 000 000 calories a day, but also waste the same amount, you simply won't gain weight.

So, even if you did eat 3500 calories a day, you could also have the same expenditure, so nothing changes. Now you're gonna come back and tell me you're a couch-potato who doesn't move all day long.

It's simple thermodynamics. Energy is energy, unless it's transferred into something else, it is stored. People aren't immune to the laws of physics.
User avatar #35 - lasmamoe (05/05/2014) [-]
But this is the same pointless argument.
"According to the laws of physics, you should be fat by now".

Seriously, why is it that i can eat twice the amount of food that my obese friend eats while we both do the same activities, and yet he keeps gaining weight while i stay the same?

I think genetics play a huge role in this (thyroid, metabolism etc).
User avatar #36 - thegrayfox (05/05/2014) [-]
Nope, sorry.

People always misjudge the amount of food they eat, and the calories they burn. It's just science.
User avatar #39 - lasmamoe (05/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, well science is being very annoying right now.

I tracked my caloric intake with Cronometer, and was sure to get at least 3500 every day.
I also didn't do any exercise other than going to school.

Not all people store excess calories as fat in the same amount.
User avatar #41 - thegrayfox (05/06/2014) [-]
Problem with Cronometer is that it's bullshit.

If I was using that trash, I wouldn't lose any weight at all, there are better and easier ways to lose weight, without it being so complex and tacking every single mineral you put into your body.

Same goes with gaining weight. Cronometer probably fucked you over on both your calorie goals and the amount you were taking in.

Also, if you go to school by walking, that can account for a decent number of calories that you burn, depending on how far you walk each day.

Unless you have a tapeworm inside you, you're doing something wrong.
User avatar #42 - lasmamoe (05/06/2014) [-]
I believe that some people don't put on weight the same way other people do.
I think there's much more to it than just energy in vs energy out.

You have a different opinion, so let's just agree to disagree.
User avatar #43 - thegrayfox (05/06/2014) [-]
Unless you have a special condition like I said, something like a tapeworm, it really is that simple. There is some extra science with carbs and fats, but it's not really that important unless you're trying something very specific to bodybuilding.

If I am to lose weight, my maximum caloric intake cannot exceed 1768 calories. Chronometer tells me, I can eat as many as 2300. The problem is my MAXIMUM caloric intake in order to maintain my weight, is 1983.

I can't eat less than 1388 calories, or else my body will go into starvation mode and then I'm fucked. So today, I ate 1463 calories.

Wanna know what Chronometer tells me? 1004 calories. So not only would I have to eat more food in order to match it's calorie calculation, but I would be allowed to eat even more then I should, based on my height and weight. So it's bullshit software.

It's okay to disagree, but at least know that you're disagreeing based on false information.
User avatar #31 - swimmingprodigy (05/04/2014) [-]
Then you really are an outlier. Can't help you at all.

106lbs at 5'11 is like deathly skinny, do you scare kids on a regular basis? I'm 140 at 5'9 and I'm skinny as hell
User avatar #33 - lasmamoe (05/04/2014) [-]
I'm not 106lbs. im about 145lbs at 5'10.
Still skinny though, but my point was that i didn't gain any weight at all even when eating to the point of feeling nauseated every day.

Now i eat when im hungry, and nothing more than that, and my weight stays the same.
#30 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
but it's the truth, hard as it may be
#32 - lasmamoe (05/04/2014) [-]
Dude.. i just told you i ate 3500 calories every single day; sometimes more.

I was completely stuffed, and sometimes woke up with heartburn in the middle of the night because i ate too much.

If i ate more than that i would probably throw up, and you are simply telling me that i should just eat more???
#38 - anonymous (05/05/2014) [-]
I am not trying do be a dick, but your body does not defy the laws of thermodynamics. If you're not gaining weight at 3500, you need to eat more than that. A surplus of energy can not simply disappear into thin air; it will be stored in your body in various forms.

Try eating energy dense foods that don't fill you up too much, in addition to what you're already eating.

User avatar #40 - lasmamoe (05/05/2014) [-]
It most certainly can disappear into thin air, literally.
Some people burn off excess calories as body heat, others store it as fat.

We are not all the same.
#46 - rhydm (05/08/2014) [-]
It can't disappear into thin air, this isn't Narnia you're living in. But you are right, we are all different. The problem is tho that getting a bit more fat in order to look a bit less skinny is nonsense. If you wanna gain weight work out and gain heathy muscle mass, go to someone who know's something about nutritions, it's not all in your calories intake it has a lot to do with the type of nutritions you get them with. Also you should understand that gaining weight is much harder then losing it.
#44 - anonymous (05/06/2014) [-]
No, you are absolutely wrong. I will not explain why and this will be the last time I reply. I hope that you will cease to make excuses for yourself and try harder to reach your goals.
#108 - How can Egypt be real if the pyramids aren't real? 05/04/2014 on Perspective 0
#34 - Sounds great, I can't wait. I really hope Michael Scott comes … 05/03/2014 on My favorite prank from The... +1
#32 - Over the past 3 or 4 weeks I've been binge watching each episo…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2014 on My favorite prank from The... +1
User avatar #33 - joshuaww (05/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, Micheal Scott was, is, and always will be, the best part of The Office. However, the ending does everyone and everything justice. Get hyped, because it's pretty damn good.
User avatar #80 - swimmingprodigy (05/05/2014) [-]
Well I just finished watching it. I liked the finale a lot, it made me cry. I did think that they should've focused a bit more on Michael because he was such a huge part of the show (maybe show Holly or his kids) but it was still great. I liked it so much. One of my favorite series.
User avatar #34 - swimmingprodigy (05/03/2014) [-]
Sounds great, I can't wait. I really hope Michael Scott comes back, I feel like he has to for at least the last show. He was such a huge part of it.
#22 - Looks like a mix of Bam Margera and Frodo 05/01/2014 on virginity armor +1
#34 - That **** 's impossible. I can do 10 pullups but … 05/01/2014 on Would Suck If You Were Drunk +3
#12 - >Turn on gamecube >Plug in video out cable into proj… 05/01/2014 on (untitled) +9
#36 - I read that **** in 7th grade, and the sequel. Th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2014 on Megalodon.... Thanks... 0
#95 - sirquidam (04/29/2014) [-]
I also read it in 7th grade, became terrified of Megalodons. It didn't help that I was already scared of the ocean before reading that.
#9 - Why do they call it flight MH 370? Because when you s…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/28/2014 on What really happened to the... +29
User avatar #17 - greatgatsby (04/28/2014) [-]
soo just 10 degrees? that is basically still straight
User avatar #20 - fruitjuicedrink (04/28/2014) [-]
You mean a full circle and ten degrees, then yes.
a 720 degree turn doesn't mean they just sat in place, dumbass.
User avatar #11 - gosselini (04/28/2014) [-]
well...who's going to say it ?
#10 - twiztidxson (04/28/2014) [-]
#18 - I didn't like Brave New World. Thought the storyline was sorta… 04/28/2014 on Alpha As Phuq -1
#45 - Parents spend a long time planning the baby and the mother spe… 04/28/2014 on This One Really Breaks My... +3
#8 - It'll be like Sochi but even worse 04/24/2014 on Because Everything Is Possible 0
#80 - I can relate to OP. A girl gave me a 45 minute blowjob once be… 04/24/2014 on Relationships are not only... 0
#159 - What does Arya care? They didnt have cameras back then 04/24/2014 on Some Kids Will Save The World 0
#64 - Right because I can pick and choose when I want to fart... 04/24/2014 on Sound advice 0
#254 - My last girlfriend's birthday was 1 day before mine. So for 1 … 04/24/2014 on (untitled) +4
#6777 - **swimmingprodigy rolls 8,923,862** >inb4 septs 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee 0
#27 - I've had this when I did GOMAD Farts literally every 1 to … 04/22/2014 on In polish "fart" is... 0
#81 - as long as youre self aware 04/20/2014 on Right... 0
#79 - that's actually pretty sad. Not trying to justify his…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Right... -1
#80 - wobblewub (04/20/2014) [-]
What can I say, I'm a sick fuck
#82 - eatthepolarbears (04/20/2014) [-]
more like as big of as a faggot as the guy who takes up four spaces. Get bent nigger
#83 - wobblewub (04/20/2014) [-]
#84 - eatthepolarbears (04/20/2014) [-]
HAHA
User avatar #81 - swimmingprodigy (04/20/2014) [-]
as long as youre self aware
#77 - "One person has delayed my finding an open parking spot s…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Right... -2
User avatar #89 - newprinny (04/20/2014) [-]
Slashing his tires and making it that much harder for him to leave may be a bit much, but being that much of a cunt deserves some retribution, dood. Key his car a little bit, or at least empty out the contents of the nearest trash can all over his dumbass truck.
#85 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
One person will keep taking more than his fair due until he sees some consquences.
#78 - wobblewub (04/20/2014) [-]
I'm going to be that asshole.
User avatar #79 - swimmingprodigy (04/20/2014) [-]
that's actually pretty sad.

Not trying to justify his parking at all, but fucking with someone's shit that much is just a dick move
#80 - wobblewub (04/20/2014) [-]
What can I say, I'm a sick fuck
#82 - eatthepolarbears (04/20/2014) [-]
more like as big of as a faggot as the guy who takes up four spaces. Get bent nigger
#83 - wobblewub (04/20/2014) [-]
#84 - eatthepolarbears (04/20/2014) [-]
HAHA
User avatar #81 - swimmingprodigy (04/20/2014) [-]
as long as youre self aware
#22 - I had to go to court in northeastern Pennsylvania earlier this… 04/19/2014 on The Dream 0
#132 - That made me violently sick. Absolutely disgusting. … 04/19/2014 on just...wow -1
#131 - eh that one exploded like over 2000 years ago, Florida wasn't …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2014 on So I went to Italy 0
User avatar #133 - helpmedudes (04/18/2014) [-]
Yes it is Vesuvius. It likes to erupt once every 2000 years. 4000 years ago, 2000 years ago, and It erupted a little bit in the forties, but it is still due for a big eruption. Enjoy Naples while you can.

While I am on the topic, Yellowstone National Park is one giant volcano. It does not look like a cone volcano, but it is even more dangerous because it can be more explosive. Old Faithful and the other attractions are vents that are trying to get all of the pressure out. When that thing blows, we will have to rewrite the maps of North America.

On the bright side, volcanoes are a normal part of life on Earth, and may stop the population crisis. Woohoo.
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User avatar #134 - swimmingprodigy (12/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #119 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Trying to ask everyone I encounter on here, haha.
I started a creative writing channel, to share and provide criticism on stories.
You write? Would love some contributors.
User avatar #120 to #119 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Well I''ve been told by many people that I'm an awesome writer, but I guess that's only when I have to be; in all honesty I hate writing with a burning passion. I'm not creative at all, I have no imagination, and I'm more of a science person.
User avatar #121 to #120 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I've been told the same.
I'm creative, but my problem is my ideas sounding cool to all my friends (My current project is a source mod, but I'm writing it first.) Friends ******* ate up the concept and said I pitched it very well, but the things I think of are in my head just developing in there, so I've got soo much detail when I finally explain it to someone. I felt like I sounded high (My pills don't count as high, that ****** just there to calm me down. don't change my thoughts and I'm more concentrated so if anything it helps.)

Do you also have this problem with conveying your concepts after they've just been festering in your head? It's a really frustrating thing to happen and by the time I have it ready to write I don't know where to start, but I still remember every last little detail that I think of.
Sorry for getting ******* off-topic, sheesh, I'm a rambler, skipped the pill this morning.
Sorry if a waste of time.



By the way, depending on what kind of science you're into, (Aeronautics for me, especially, and weapon-science) I could tell you about my story concept.
It involves a space program, but it's action/horror-ish.
Also, main character sports a Mercury spaceuit (best spacesuit) and the MBA GyroJet as signature weapon (because it can fire in space).
If you'd bare with me, I could find you the one I'd written down previously.
Just warning you now though, it's a ******* run on sentence, I was in no way in the mood to tackle the entire story or oragnize my thoughts, so I just jotted down main ideas basically.
#122 to #121 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
I find when I'm writing essays for school I'll think of an epic line that I want to use in like a minute or two, and then I forget it and I'm so pissed at myself because nothing else sounds a good as what I originally planned. But I'm never written anything nearly as long as what you're describing, so I can't relate. Longest thing I've ever written was a 22-paged technical description of the longboard I made from scratch last summer.

As for the science I'm into; Im mainly into cars (that's my hobby) but when I was little I was really interested in military aircraft because I always wanted to be an Air Force Pilot. Now my major in college is civil engineering so I focus mainly on buildings. But I do know a lot about space because that interested me too when I was a kid. I used to read ******** of books when I was little; my friends say I'm like a walking encyclopedia. I just know tons of facts about everything. I would kick ass at Jeopardy
#123 to #122 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
10/10 seems like a pretty cool dude. We could definitely get along.

And that was a very frustrating thing for me, too, but doesn't even happen very often anymore, so I am glad I am able to remember so that I am not pressured to write it right on the spot.

I am planning on taking a creative-writing class once I go to college.
Kinda bothers me that they have stuff like Japanese, but they can't have a creative-writing class.

And I assume then that you know of the Mercury Space Project?
User avatar #124 to #123 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
You're most likely going to have to; everyone freshman is required to take a writing class. Mine was called Freshman Inquiry Question-based Writing Seminar (FIQWS for short). It was a pain in my ******* . And yes, Inquiry Question is redundant. Idk why they chose that name lol.

If you're referring to the early Space Race and NASA trying to put at guy into orbit around space before the Russians, then yes I know
User avatar #126 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
and yes that is the space program of which I am referencing.
User avatar #125 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Sounds like my thing, unless if the professor is a pretentious left-wing douchebag who'll **** on you if your work reflects anything but a positive portrayal of complete government control and Totolitarianism/Dystopian societies (Many times I have heard tales of these types of guys treating students they didn't agree with politically like **** .)
User avatar #127 to #125 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah that's mainly a movies thing. Most professors have to be tolerant. Mine was pretty cool. I had to write an essay about classifying things that usually people never put into categories. For example, my essay was "the three types of guitar players" (I play guitar so I have a sort of inside knowledge). The entire essay was hilarious and my professor loved it. Here's my intro paragraph:

All guitar players seem to have an air of arrogance and think that they're better than everyone else, whether they're just starting out or have been playing for years. All three believe that their guitar playing will make them popular, in one way or another. This is why I don't like guitar players even though I am one myself. Guitar players can be classified into three major categories according to how well they play and how highly they think of themselves: the attention whores, the "I'm gonna be a rock star", and the snobby musicians.
User avatar #128 to #127 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I agree with that opening 101%

Snobby musicians- Do the douchebags that bring their guitars to bonfires fall under this one?

Also, I wasn't trying to make a jab at all left-wing-ists. I have common ground with many liberal topics, even though I believe in free enterprise, capitalism, and the second ammendment.

I'd kinda put myself under liberitarian, maybe, that's as close I can think of, fiscally conservative, (Gotta admit, liberals=not the best with money Most jews are liberal, but I mean liberals in power don't spend on the right stuff )
but socially liberal i.e gay rights, ( I disagree with a lot of their other social points, but there are a good handful I completely agree with.)
What are you when it comes to politics?

Before I asked all this, I should've found out what country you're in, though, aha
User avatar #129 to #128 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Im in New York, US of A.

BTW here's my paragraph about the snobby musicians. I think it's pretty funny:

Lastly we come to the snobby 'professional' musicians. You know these too. Especially living in New York City and going to school in Manhattan, you've seen them. Their parents are artists, but at the tender age of six they had an epiphany (meaning their parents decided for them) that they're going to be professional musicians. They can be easily spotted walking out of Starbucks with a venti-sized caffe vanilla frappuccino light, 1 shot of espresso, 2 sugars, a metric ounce of soy milk, 3 drops of unicorn blood, and a sprinkle of edible gold foil no foam while on their way to the Julliard School. If you say you play guitar around them, they will quiz you. They will judge you. And if you can't repeat the D-flat-7 augmented 5th pentatonic scale in 6th position off the top of your head, they will shun you. The snobby musicians practice guitar for 19 hours a day, or until they get blisters on their blistered blisters. They are more finicky and more anal at getting a piece right than NASA is about landing a Rover on Mars. It is true that they are great musicians; I just don't think they have to be so conceited about it.


As for politics, I try not to involve myself too much in that. It's not that I'm completely ignorant; I know what each party is and what they stand for; I just don't really tend to agree with any one group and it just doesn't interest me enough.
#133 to #129 - tender (09/20/2013) [-]
Name was mentioned, TL;DR'd the **** outta here
User avatar #130 to #129 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Fave'd
I'm heading off FJ because there's a friend that need some help right now, but I want you to know you're the best conversational partner I've encountered on FJ thus far.
Continue "doing your thang", you relatable man, you.
User avatar #131 to #130 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
same here dude. Check ya around. Tell me how it goes tomorrow (Friday right?)
have fun man
User avatar #132 to #131 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
haha, of course!
User avatar #117 - pellonpoika (07/09/2013) [-]
Your gifs with source- posts are great. You earned a new subscriber, keep it up man!
User avatar #118 to #117 - swimmingprodigy (07/09/2013) [-]
when i get back from work today around 9 PM EST ill post a few more
User avatar #113 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-]
nah Im hoarding my points for some reason
User avatar #115 to #114 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
your choice man, cheers anyways
User avatar #109 to #108 - swimmingprodigy (09/28/2012) [-]
**** yea.

you forgot his 3rd leg which is supposed to be holding a bottle of vodka
#105 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
User avatar #107 to #106 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
Siema!
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User avatar #104 to #103 - swimmingprodigy (08/16/2012) [-]
siema, kolego!
User avatar #87 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
I feel like I see a ******* of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
User avatar #88 to #87 - swimmingprodigy (08/07/2012) [-]
it might be because I comment a ******* on most posts lol
What's up?
User avatar #89 to #88 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
Not much. Just bein' German is all. You?
User avatar #90 to #89 - swimmingprodigy (08/08/2012) [-]
eh not much. Enjoyin summer vacation in between work as much as i can
User avatar #91 to #90 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
same here. (at least I was, then I quit my job) You still in high school too?
User avatar #92 to #91 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
graduated this year. Whyd u quit?
User avatar #93 to #92 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.

What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never ****** up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get ****** up.
User avatar #94 to #93 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
wow, sounds like a pretty ****** story. Nice to know I dont have these problems and I work for over minimum wage pay. You should try lifeguarding. It's worth the 300 bucks u pay for the course
User avatar #95 to #94 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
Hmm... I am part Cuban... this could work
User avatar #96 to #95 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
do eet. Idk about your local area, but where I am, EVERY SINGLE YMCA is short on lifeguards so youre guaranteed a job
User avatar #97 to #96 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
But at the same time, I'd like to be able to focus on mein writing a bit. I'm still 16, so this may be one of the last few summers I have to work on my novels before constant work.. so I don't know
User avatar #98 to #97 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
you dont need constant work. ur 16 that means ur gonna be a junior right?

And u can set your own hours and it doesn't have to be constant work. For example, I only work Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays
User avatar #99 to #98 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
yeah, i guess that's true. but being a lifeguard also seems like a job that needs aLOT of fucos, which I do not have :I
User avatar #101 to #99 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
lolno.

Youre SUPPOSED to be focused, but most of the time i zone out. Actually a lot of the time i zone out. No one gives a **** . Dont worry. I highly recommend it, easiest job on the planet
User avatar #102 to #101 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
User avatar #100 to #99 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
*focus
User avatar #86 - unncommon (07/07/2012) [-]
Someone **** all over your pillow man.
#85 - anonymous (07/07/2012) [-]
Dude, someone made a poopie on your pillow.
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User avatar #83 - irenecloud (07/07/2012) [-]
I shat on your pillow, dude...
Just saying.
User avatar #80 - TheAnonLord (03/25/2012) [-]
Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
User avatar #82 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
ok i successfully added you
User avatar #81 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
i see. Could you type your PSN name exactly for me one more time so it's easier for me? Also, what are 'those dopes'?
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User avatar #78 - fizzled (03/16/2012) [-]
NIGER ****** ****** NEGRO
User avatar #76 - doctorbamf (03/16/2012) [-]
******* ******* these days...
User avatar #77 to #142 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2012) [-]
Im sorry! I couldnt help it, your bike was just so shiny
#73 - pemdazfunny (03/16/2012) [-]
Nigeritis
User avatar #71 - samxdaxman ONLINE (03/16/2012) [-]
nigger nigger nigger nigger
#70 - mrteabag (03/16/2012) [-]
I'm truly sorry to say that you're a ****** .
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