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- Weed makes my dick stop working. I mean i still get hard but l…
Get Out Here Dewy
for me it's cuz I can't focus on the task at hand
Same here back when I used to smoke. Did make the sex feel bether though.
not sure what's wrong with you bro, i get super erections while i'm high on pot, do you also smoke cigs? could restrict blood flow, and the smoke from weed could also cause constriction in your capillaries. So far the best drug i've done for sex is LSD, shit made me last 2 hours and i had only just had sex for the first time that week.
No but I dip.
i think nicotine is a major cause of the constriction of your arteries, i recommend maybe using some aspirin or something before sex, makes your blood thinner so it can flow easier
I'll remenever that when I can smoke without worrying about a dishonorable discharge. If it was just me I might do it when on leave but I got a family to worry about too
ik how that goes man, i've had to stop for periods of time for reasons similar to that, i'll smoke some for ya fam
It's not better when u can't finish lol. With my gf it's hard to finish and i end up smashin her wit a 3 inch floppy.
I dont smoke anymore when i know im getting tail that day
I don't get floppy, but after a while I'm done. Can't smoke anymore because of the army. One more year and my contracts over and weed is legal back home now. (California)
very very nice. wish it were legal where i am.
- I know Poland is also good for not accepting Muslims
- Was that Darude-Sandstorm?
- Use of the wrong whether triggered me a bit
A simple, chill opinion.
- could u provide a counter argument instead of just saying im w…
Look at me while I beat you
- Construction... Construction never changes
War changed these men
- yes but most of the time i just feel like i was ******* retard…
- German soldier
Doing it right
- >few thousand years ago >Muslim prophet wasnt born t…
A new level of indoctrination
Muslim dude was born around 550AD, and their caliphate was established 600 or so.
- I thought the flower pot one was gonna be a molatov cocktail
You mean like the top comment from 15 hours ago already said?
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