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| #369 - you have nothing to worry about dude; youve been in a relation… | 05/14/2013 on Finding your other half | +1 |
| #16 - knew it. I saw it but only scrolled through it a bit; didnt re… [+] (7 new replies) | 05/14/2013 on A real pedo | 0 |
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| #40 - Why do you wish you had the 2.5? They have the same power.… [+] (7 new replies) | 05/14/2013 on first car | 0 |
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swimmingprodigy (05/15/2013) [-]  Mine gets pretty good mileage; on a road trip to Virginia during spring break I averaged 24 mpg. And I pushed it pretty damn hard; got up to 121 mph one time, 111 another and 107 a third (in New York City where I'm from I never have a chance to put down the throttle so owning the car for 6 months and I still hadnt tested its capabilities.) You should drive a Geo Metro. You know what they say about guys with big cars? It works the opposite for tiny cars. Or a Miata. Ive heard they ridiculously fun to drive if youre not afraid of being called gay. Id get one #44
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swimmingprodigy (05/17/2013) [-]  Depending on how well life goes, Id get a BMW M3. Widely noted as the best car you could buy. My dream is car is an E46 M3 in Laguna Seca Blue color. They run about 18-24k right now. May seem a lot for a relatively old (10-15 year old) car, but it really is worth it.  #46
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swimmingprodigy (05/17/2013) [-] theyre really not; quite honestly the new BMWs are really good (im talking the past ~5 years). Yes parts are expensive as in all german cars, but they rarely break so...you dont pay much. The really old BMWS (im talking E36s, 1990's 5-series) had bad electrical problems but that was pretty much it. The only real major common problem with the E46 M3s is the cooling system (piping is rubber so after years of wear and tear it starts cracking and stuff) and VANOS, but that's a cheap fix.  #47
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RomanR (05/17/2013) [-] The reliability of Beemers vary from model to model, (7 series are one of the least reliable, while the 3 series are the most reliable for example) and even the most reliable 3 series are still nowhere near as reliable as your average Honda , or Toyota(Which is one of the best).. Its all because of target market. Car dealerships don't make as much money in car sales as they do in the service department, and the kind of market that shops around for new BMWs is expected to have money. Old men in suits drive (or are driven in) 7 series , therefore BMW would expect that they would have the money to keep their car running if something was to sadly break in the car. BMW brags about generations of experience in making their vehicles, which is true. They have the potential of becoming the most reliable car maker in the world... But why would they do that? As I said, the majority of dealer's profits come from the repair shop... Hondas and Toyotas as I Said are some of the most reliable, why? Because its made to be an affordable car. You pay 30 grand for the thing brand new, and you change the oil every 5-8000km and you should be fine! If they broke down as often as BMWs, they would be out of business. TL;DR BMW are of in fact of similar quality as the other 2 German luxury brands. | ||
| #2 - OP was in that thread where the OP found a CD with old 4chan s… [+] (9 new replies) | 05/13/2013 on A real pedo | +3 |
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| #242 - it is for the best though; my best friend is in a long distanc… [+] (2 new replies) | 05/13/2013 on Finding your other half | +1 |
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imonaboatman (05/13/2013) [-] Yeah, I can definitely see that. Oh well..Maybe we'll find girls we can actually spend a lot of time with and be happy with. #369
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swimmingprodigy (05/14/2013) [-] you have nothing to worry about dude; youve been in a relationship before which means youre not a hopeless permavirgin which means you'll be able to find a girl again. It'll be alright | ||
| #37 - is that a Legacy GT 2.5? [+] (9 new replies) | 05/13/2013 on first car | +1 |
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swimmingprodigy (05/14/2013) [-] Why do you wish you had the 2.5? They have the same power. I'm a 'no replacement for displacement' type of guy so I would've picked the 3.6 for dat torque. In response to your question; yes and no. From a dig no, because your AWD would destroy my FWD. But from a roll then sure. I'm pretty sure Id win because I have about 15 HP more and I weigh about 250 lbs less #42
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swimmingprodigy (05/15/2013) [-] Mine gets pretty good mileage; on a road trip to Virginia during spring break I averaged 24 mpg. And I pushed it pretty damn hard; got up to 121 mph one time, 111 another and 107 a third (in New York City where I'm from I never have a chance to put down the throttle so owning the car for 6 months and I still hadnt tested its capabilities.) You should drive a Geo Metro. You know what they say about guys with big cars? It works the opposite for tiny cars. Or a Miata. Ive heard they ridiculously fun to drive if youre not afraid of being called gay. Id get one #44
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swimmingprodigy (05/17/2013) [-] Depending on how well life goes, Id get a BMW M3. Widely noted as the best car you could buy. My dream is car is an E46 M3 in Laguna Seca Blue color. They run about 18-24k right now. May seem a lot for a relatively old (10-15 year old) car, but it really is worth it. #46
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swimmingprodigy (05/17/2013) [-] theyre really not; quite honestly the new BMWs are really good (im talking the past ~5 years). Yes parts are expensive as in all german cars, but they rarely break so...you dont pay much. The really old BMWS (im talking E36s, 1990's 5-series) had bad electrical problems but that was pretty much it. The only real major common problem with the E46 M3s is the cooling system (piping is rubber so after years of wear and tear it starts cracking and stuff) and VANOS, but that's a cheap fix. #47
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RomanR (05/17/2013) [-] The reliability of Beemers vary from model to model, (7 series are one of the least reliable, while the 3 series are the most reliable for example) and even the most reliable 3 series are still nowhere near as reliable as your average Honda , or Toyota(Which is one of the best).. Its all because of target market. Car dealerships don't make as much money in car sales as they do in the service department, and the kind of market that shops around for new BMWs is expected to have money. Old men in suits drive (or are driven in) 7 series , therefore BMW would expect that they would have the money to keep their car running if something was to sadly break in the car. BMW brags about generations of experience in making their vehicles, which is true. They have the potential of becoming the most reliable car maker in the world... But why would they do that? As I said, the majority of dealer's profits come from the repair shop... Hondas and Toyotas as I Said are some of the most reliable, why? Because its made to be an affordable car. You pay 30 grand for the thing brand new, and you change the oil every 5-8000km and you should be fine! If they broke down as often as BMWs, they would be out of business. TL;DR BMW are of in fact of similar quality as the other 2 German luxury brands. | ||
| #8 - I have a bus route sign in my room because it broke off the po… | 05/13/2013 on hue punny | +1 |
| #145 - At least be glad it happened bro. It's a good experience. Even… [+] (4 new replies) | 05/13/2013 on Finding your other half | 0 |
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imonaboatman (05/13/2013) [-]  My most recent ex was a senior who's going off to college in August. She broke it off about 3 weeks ago after 2 months of dating. She said it was because it felt "platonic"(it definitely was NOT platonic), but deep down I know it's just because she wants to be able to go out and do stuff with college guys and what not without worrying about some boyfriend back home. #242
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swimmingprodigy (05/13/2013) [-] it is for the best though; my best friend is in a long distance relationship because her boyfriend is in med school somewhere far away so she only sees him during winter and summer, and she says that long distance relationships are the worst thing in the world and to never put myself in that position because the sense of longing that you get when you can't physically touch the other person just sucks. #246
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imonaboatman (05/13/2013) [-] Yeah, I can definitely see that. Oh well..Maybe we'll find girls we can actually spend a lot of time with and be happy with. #369
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swimmingprodigy (05/14/2013) [-] you have nothing to worry about dude; youve been in a relationship before which means youre not a hopeless permavirgin which means you'll be able to find a girl again. It'll be alright | ||
| #143 - if only you could tell just by fuckin look at someone. Usually… | 05/13/2013 on Finding your other half | 0 |
| #33 - My first car was a 2008 altima 3.5SE. Bought it late October o… [+] (12 new replies) | 05/13/2013 on first car | +1 |
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swimmingprodigy (05/14/2013) [-] Why do you wish you had the 2.5? They have the same power. I'm a 'no replacement for displacement' type of guy so I would've picked the 3.6 for dat torque. In response to your question; yes and no. From a dig no, because your AWD would destroy my FWD. But from a roll then sure. I'm pretty sure Id win because I have about 15 HP more and I weigh about 250 lbs less #42
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swimmingprodigy (05/15/2013) [-] Mine gets pretty good mileage; on a road trip to Virginia during spring break I averaged 24 mpg. And I pushed it pretty damn hard; got up to 121 mph one time, 111 another and 107 a third (in New York City where I'm from I never have a chance to put down the throttle so owning the car for 6 months and I still hadnt tested its capabilities.) You should drive a Geo Metro. You know what they say about guys with big cars? It works the opposite for tiny cars. Or a Miata. Ive heard they ridiculously fun to drive if youre not afraid of being called gay. Id get one #44
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swimmingprodigy (05/17/2013) [-] Depending on how well life goes, Id get a BMW M3. Widely noted as the best car you could buy. My dream is car is an E46 M3 in Laguna Seca Blue color. They run about 18-24k right now. May seem a lot for a relatively old (10-15 year old) car, but it really is worth it. #46
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swimmingprodigy (05/17/2013) [-] theyre really not; quite honestly the new BMWs are really good (im talking the past ~5 years). Yes parts are expensive as in all german cars, but they rarely break so...you dont pay much. The really old BMWS (im talking E36s, 1990's 5-series) had bad electrical problems but that was pretty much it. The only real major common problem with the E46 M3s is the cooling system (piping is rubber so after years of wear and tear it starts cracking and stuff) and VANOS, but that's a cheap fix. #47
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RomanR (05/17/2013) [-] The reliability of Beemers vary from model to model, (7 series are one of the least reliable, while the 3 series are the most reliable for example) and even the most reliable 3 series are still nowhere near as reliable as your average Honda , or Toyota(Which is one of the best).. Its all because of target market. Car dealerships don't make as much money in car sales as they do in the service department, and the kind of market that shops around for new BMWs is expected to have money. Old men in suits drive (or are driven in) 7 series , therefore BMW would expect that they would have the money to keep their car running if something was to sadly break in the car. BMW brags about generations of experience in making their vehicles, which is true. They have the potential of becoming the most reliable car maker in the world... But why would they do that? As I said, the majority of dealer's profits come from the repair shop... Hondas and Toyotas as I Said are some of the most reliable, why? Because its made to be an affordable car. You pay 30 grand for the thing brand new, and you change the oil every 5-8000km and you should be fine! If they broke down as often as BMWs, they would be out of business. TL;DR BMW are of in fact of similar quality as the other 2 German luxury brands. | ||
| #166 - It's not just techno music... I can see for… | 05/13/2013 on Music is like a cabbage | 0 |
| #4418433 - mfw I already had this picture on my computer | 05/13/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
| #111 - you took my sarcasm to be literal TWICE; how was I supposed to… [+] (1 new reply) | 05/12/2013 on Water demon emerging | +1 |
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lookathecomment (05/12/2013) [-] I was joking while you were using some pretty funny sarcasm. Both are two different things. | ||
| #102 - umm.. It's sarcasm. Im not sure what youre on about [+] (4 new replies) | 05/12/2013 on Water demon emerging | +1 |
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N. Korean citizen (05/12/2013) [-] Can't tell if you're being stupid or don't know what sarcasm means #111
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swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-] you took my sarcasm to be literal TWICE; how was I supposed to know the third time that youre not being literal? #112
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lookathecomment (05/12/2013) [-] I was joking while you were using some pretty funny sarcasm. Both are two different things. | ||
| #98 - i know. I thought someone might catch the sarcasm and continue… [+] (7 new replies) | 05/12/2013 on Water demon emerging | +2 |
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N. Korean citizen (05/12/2013) [-] Can't tell if you're being stupid or don't know what sarcasm means #111
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swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-] you took my sarcasm to be literal TWICE; how was I supposed to know the third time that youre not being literal? #112
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lookathecomment (05/12/2013) [-] I was joking while you were using some pretty funny sarcasm. Both are two different things. | ||
| #116 - see ya | 05/12/2013 on swimmingprodigy's profile | 0 |
| #96 - OP you idiot that's a koala bear not a river monster. See how … [+] (9 new replies) | 05/12/2013 on Water demon emerging | +1 |
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swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-]  #105
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N. Korean citizen (05/12/2013) [-] Can't tell if you're being stupid or don't know what sarcasm means #111
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swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-] you took my sarcasm to be literal TWICE; how was I supposed to know the third time that youre not being literal? #112
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lookathecomment (05/12/2013) [-] I was joking while you were using some pretty funny sarcasm. Both are two different things. | ||
| #114 - nah Im hoarding my points for some reason [+] (2 new replies) | 05/12/2013 on swimmingprodigy's profile | 0 |
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| #66 - In the beginning of April I went on a road trip with 2 friend … | 05/12/2013 on The love of my life... | +5 |
| #248 - mine is named "Workings of an internal combustion engine." | 05/12/2013 on Porn Folder | +1 |
| #143 - A couple of cases where I asked for a girl's number It turned … [+] (1 new reply) | 05/12/2013 on Good Guy Stranger. | +1 |
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| #116 - that never works. Girls was guys to make moves. Always. Ive ha… [+] (3 new replies) | 05/12/2013 on Good Guy Stranger. | 0 |
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spectralbanshee (05/12/2013) [-] I can vouch for this too, In all cases where I gave my number to a girl it didn't work out... Not that I'm the perfect example because the other way around never worked for me either... #143
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swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-] A couple of cases where I asked for a girl's number It turned into friend zone, 1 time I asked a girl for her number she gave it to me and that worked out beautifully; we went out for a couple of months. 1 time a girl made the first move and told me she liked me after we had been acquaintances for ~2 months (i had no idea; I cant read signals) and we went out for a couple months.. And one time actually a girl asked me for my number after we were talking for a good 3 hours, but it turns out she only wanted to be friends. Aint that some shit? | ||
| #695 - everything is legal until they make a law saying it isnt anymore | 05/12/2013 on Death | 0 |
| #58 - I want a lawnmower shaped model airplane. I'd troll my neigh… | 05/12/2013 on Death 2: The Squeakquel | +1 |
| #194 - I could have sworn I wrote "no one in Russia can afford a… | 05/12/2013 on How to get laid in Russia... | 0 |
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khl (05/12/2013) [-] Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
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filsoc **User deleted account** (08/15/2012) [-] O kierwa, znalazłem innego Polaczka. Pozdro!
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seniorpokeman ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-] I feel like I see a fuckton of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
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seniorpokeman ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-] I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.
What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never fucked up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get fucked up.
What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never fucked up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get fucked up.
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seniorpokeman ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-] lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
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spursfan **User deleted account** (07/07/2012) [-] I am terribly sorry about your pillow, But it smelt of roses.
Roses are racist
Roses are racist
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jonolav (03/04/2012) [-] Hey man I saw your comment about your desktop and I was just wondering where you got ''HUD.Vision v2.2 by DevianArt'' I can only find broken links :s
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swimmingprodigy ONLINE (03/04/2012) [-] DeviantArt.com > Customization > Skins > pick a skin.
Or if you want HUD vision, it's
customize.org/rainmeter/ski...
Or if you want HUD vision, it's
customize.org/rainmeter/ski...
