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#258 - you say that now but I dont think you would be. You can only p… 03/21/2015 on How to deal with a Feminist +1
#54 - My first encounter with the police: >be 19 >… 03/20/2015 on 4chan Comp #10 +2
#127 - He pays these women to **** him and pose for his Instag…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/20/2015 on How to deal with a Feminist +14
User avatar #217 - anusraper (03/20/2015) [-]
if i was in that position i honestly won't give a fuck if nobody came to visit me
User avatar #258 - swimmingprodigy (03/21/2015) [-]
you say that now but I dont think you would be. You can only play with so many toys for so long; it's interactions with people and more specifically good friends that make life fun and interesting
#205 - xeharo (03/20/2015) [-]
Totally understandable.

Everyone is a friend for the money.

Bit sad toh, that no one visited him in the hospital.
User avatar #156 - zaywoot (03/20/2015) [-]
I dont know... He seems pretty happy
#120 - Asians are ******* weird. Kissing in public is too inti…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on body language around world +3
User avatar #132 - basichaharemix (03/20/2015) [-]
Or pull out my dick on a crowded train and rub it on that schoolgirl's skirt. But nah, a light peck on the cheek is too intimate.
#32 - >wasting all that time to go answer a booty call when you c… 03/18/2015 on jack off jill +8
#172 - Fat tumblr female whales are the ones trying to convince males… 03/18/2015 on print it as poster and hang... +5
#261 - Are you doing Starting Strength?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on Daaaaaamn 0
User avatar #262 - nicnacquarterback (03/18/2015) [-]
idk what its called. I just read the paper lol
#259 - ive never snatched in my lift. Nor do I jerk. I have done clea…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Daaaaaamn 0
User avatar #260 - nicnacquarterback (03/18/2015) [-]
I do cleans, but that's only cuz my football coach has them in our workout
User avatar #261 - swimmingprodigy (03/18/2015) [-]
Are you doing Starting Strength?
User avatar #262 - nicnacquarterback (03/18/2015) [-]
idk what its called. I just read the paper lol
#256 - Well maybe the plates are European and instead of 45 and 20 an…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Daaaaaamn 0
User avatar #258 - nicnacquarterback (03/18/2015) [-]
Oh yeah im not arguing its impressive, im terrible at snatches, they scare me lol. I probably couldnt do this
User avatar #259 - swimmingprodigy (03/18/2015) [-]
ive never snatched in my lift. Nor do I jerk. I have done cleans a few times but I dont really like em, theyre too technical. I stick mainly to DL, bench, squats, and OHP
User avatar #260 - nicnacquarterback (03/18/2015) [-]
I do cleans, but that's only cuz my football coach has them in our workout
User avatar #261 - swimmingprodigy (03/18/2015) [-]
Are you doing Starting Strength?
User avatar #262 - nicnacquarterback (03/18/2015) [-]
idk what its called. I just read the paper lol
User avatar #257 - nicnacquarterback (03/18/2015) [-]
Yeah that's possible, i wasn't really trying to argue.
#164 - they never learn 03/17/2015 on Death by snu-snu 0
#161 - funnyjunk doesnt appreciate manlet jokes like /fit/ does  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2015 on Death by snu-snu +1
User avatar #163 - NutHut (03/17/2015) [-]
Ain't that a shame
User avatar #164 - swimmingprodigy (03/17/2015) [-]
they never learn
#867 - You go in from the front and wipe back to front or yo… 03/17/2015 on wait... you guys exist? 0
#33 - right ya that's what i meant 03/17/2015 on Thanks Dave 0
#98 - for a girl, a 1pl8 snatch is pretty impressive. And j…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/17/2015 on Daaaaaamn 0
User avatar #255 - nicnacquarterback (03/18/2015) [-]
I guarantee that isnt 180 because 5 lb bumper plates dont exist, it might be 185 though, but my experience with weight lifting has taught me that 45 lb. bumper plates are much thicker than any of those on the bar. If i were to guess, i would say that is a 25 and two tens on each side.
User avatar #256 - swimmingprodigy (03/18/2015) [-]
Well maybe the plates are European and instead of 45 and 20 and 10lb plates she's using 20 and 10 and 5kg plates?

Whatever, I dont want to argue about this. Point is, it's not babyweight, and for a girl it's pretty impressive
User avatar #258 - nicnacquarterback (03/18/2015) [-]
Oh yeah im not arguing its impressive, im terrible at snatches, they scare me lol. I probably couldnt do this
User avatar #259 - swimmingprodigy (03/18/2015) [-]
ive never snatched in my lift. Nor do I jerk. I have done cleans a few times but I dont really like em, theyre too technical. I stick mainly to DL, bench, squats, and OHP
User avatar #260 - nicnacquarterback (03/18/2015) [-]
I do cleans, but that's only cuz my football coach has them in our workout
User avatar #261 - swimmingprodigy (03/18/2015) [-]
Are you doing Starting Strength?
User avatar #262 - nicnacquarterback (03/18/2015) [-]
idk what its called. I just read the paper lol
User avatar #257 - nicnacquarterback (03/18/2015) [-]
Yeah that's possible, i wasn't really trying to argue.
User avatar #127 - prosnuggler (03/17/2015) [-]
thats only 81kgs, I would definitely believe that she could lift that heck, chicks at my gym clean that much. Also for those wondering, different brands use different color's for their rubber crossfit plates. BUTT those plates look to be these particular ones www.sportsmith.net/productsearch.aspx?dsNav=N:750025 Rogue fistmas ones tend to have that huge obnoxious logo which would of been clearly visible in the video.
#27 - well the last 3 episodes of this season have been. But not the…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2015 on Thanks Dave 0
#32 - atomicjojo (03/17/2015) [-]
suspended, as in , they havent decided to air them yet.
User avatar #33 - swimmingprodigy (03/17/2015) [-]
right ya that's what i meant
#375 - This is a hilarious idea. I can't wait until the men start pis… 03/17/2015 on Holy Tumblr +2
#400 - how the hell do you wipe standing up? Your asscheeks close up … 03/16/2015 on wait... you guys exist? +1
#46 - how can you still think you're right if so many other people d…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on What is your name? 0
User avatar #53 - reaperssprint (03/16/2015) [-]
Look up what an opinion is. That's all
#43 - the point isn't about caring about thumbs. They're an indicato…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2015 on What is your name? 0
User avatar #45 - reaperssprint (03/16/2015) [-]
Again, I really don't care about the "indicator". The internet is full of people who follow the trend, I'm willing to bet 90% of those thumbs where from people who either didn't read my comment, or the rest of them, or only read them halfheartedly. Its my opinion, there is no right or wrong. I'm trying to explain my logic to you, but you don't agree with me. I really don't care, but trying to support your argument with thumbs is just sad.
User avatar #46 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2015) [-]
how can you still think you're right if so many other people disagree with you?
User avatar #53 - reaperssprint (03/16/2015) [-]
Look up what an opinion is. That's all
#40 - listen man, im not going to sit here and argue with you becaus…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/16/2015 on What is your name? 0
User avatar #41 - reaperssprint (03/16/2015) [-]
The irony is painful with you. Also, to care about the thumbs you have or let it sway your opinion is pretty sad. People don't read properly, some people don't agree with my opinion. I really don't care. If you don't understand what I'm saying or agree with it, then whatever. Move on, I'm trying to explain to you what I was saying like I have with others, who (if you didn't notice) now realize what I'm saying.

But have fun caring about thumbs on funnyjunk, fun way to live your life I'm sure.
User avatar #43 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2015) [-]
the point isn't about caring about thumbs. They're an indicator. Red thumbs=people disagree with you, green thumbs= they agree. If you have 20 people disagreeing with you then you have to be pretty delusional to think that you're still right and 20 seperate people are wrong
User avatar #45 - reaperssprint (03/16/2015) [-]
Again, I really don't care about the "indicator". The internet is full of people who follow the trend, I'm willing to bet 90% of those thumbs where from people who either didn't read my comment, or the rest of them, or only read them halfheartedly. Its my opinion, there is no right or wrong. I'm trying to explain my logic to you, but you don't agree with me. I really don't care, but trying to support your argument with thumbs is just sad.
User avatar #46 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2015) [-]
how can you still think you're right if so many other people disagree with you?
User avatar #53 - reaperssprint (03/16/2015) [-]
Look up what an opinion is. That's all
#37 - Not really. Asking someone's name is a very normal thing to do…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/16/2015 on What is your name? 0
User avatar #39 - reaperssprint (03/16/2015) [-]
At a party yes, you do that. You're at the party to be social, as is everyone else.

Now walk up to a stranger in a crowded area, single them out. Now walk up to them and just say "Hi I'm anon, what's your name?" It's not a normal way to do it. Proper introductions are used in the proper situations. When around strangers just going about their day, you begin with small talk and if they're willing you move on further.

Again, read my situation. I'm not talking about parties or events that are meant for socialization. So try to calm down the butthurt with the attempted insults and read what I'm typing.
User avatar #40 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2015) [-]
listen man, im not going to sit here and argue with you because you've already made up your mind that you're right and nothing i can say will change that.
I'm just sayin that there's probably a reason you have -20 thumbs right now
User avatar #41 - reaperssprint (03/16/2015) [-]
The irony is painful with you. Also, to care about the thumbs you have or let it sway your opinion is pretty sad. People don't read properly, some people don't agree with my opinion. I really don't care. If you don't understand what I'm saying or agree with it, then whatever. Move on, I'm trying to explain to you what I was saying like I have with others, who (if you didn't notice) now realize what I'm saying.

But have fun caring about thumbs on funnyjunk, fun way to live your life I'm sure.
User avatar #43 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2015) [-]
the point isn't about caring about thumbs. They're an indicator. Red thumbs=people disagree with you, green thumbs= they agree. If you have 20 people disagreeing with you then you have to be pretty delusional to think that you're still right and 20 seperate people are wrong
User avatar #45 - reaperssprint (03/16/2015) [-]
Again, I really don't care about the "indicator". The internet is full of people who follow the trend, I'm willing to bet 90% of those thumbs where from people who either didn't read my comment, or the rest of them, or only read them halfheartedly. Its my opinion, there is no right or wrong. I'm trying to explain my logic to you, but you don't agree with me. I really don't care, but trying to support your argument with thumbs is just sad.
User avatar #46 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2015) [-]
how can you still think you're right if so many other people disagree with you?
User avatar #53 - reaperssprint (03/16/2015) [-]
Look up what an opinion is. That's all
#30 - the reason people get offended is because the girl is being a …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/16/2015 on What is your name? 0
User avatar #34 - reaperssprint (03/16/2015) [-]
What if that's been her experience? What if she is with her group of friends and guys consistently come up to her and immediately ask her name, no one else. If you're goal is to make friends with people you start a conversation first, then once you have become acquainted you find out the person's name and information. Very rarely do you just walk up to a person and ask their name before anything else, it is both awkward and off-putting.

Do you see what I'm saying?
User avatar #37 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2015) [-]
Not really. Asking someone's name is a very normal thing to do. I dont know what kind of socially retarded planet you live on but It's usually the first thing you do. That's why it's called an introduction.

Most people i want to talk to I ask for their name first. Not if it's something quick like asking for the time, but if I'm at a party and want to get to know someone (male or female), I start out with "Hi, im anon. what's your name?"
User avatar #39 - reaperssprint (03/16/2015) [-]
At a party yes, you do that. You're at the party to be social, as is everyone else.

Now walk up to a stranger in a crowded area, single them out. Now walk up to them and just say "Hi I'm anon, what's your name?" It's not a normal way to do it. Proper introductions are used in the proper situations. When around strangers just going about their day, you begin with small talk and if they're willing you move on further.

Again, read my situation. I'm not talking about parties or events that are meant for socialization. So try to calm down the butthurt with the attempted insults and read what I'm typing.
User avatar #40 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2015) [-]
listen man, im not going to sit here and argue with you because you've already made up your mind that you're right and nothing i can say will change that.
I'm just sayin that there's probably a reason you have -20 thumbs right now
User avatar #41 - reaperssprint (03/16/2015) [-]
The irony is painful with you. Also, to care about the thumbs you have or let it sway your opinion is pretty sad. People don't read properly, some people don't agree with my opinion. I really don't care. If you don't understand what I'm saying or agree with it, then whatever. Move on, I'm trying to explain to you what I was saying like I have with others, who (if you didn't notice) now realize what I'm saying.

But have fun caring about thumbs on funnyjunk, fun way to live your life I'm sure.
User avatar #43 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2015) [-]
the point isn't about caring about thumbs. They're an indicator. Red thumbs=people disagree with you, green thumbs= they agree. If you have 20 people disagreeing with you then you have to be pretty delusional to think that you're still right and 20 seperate people are wrong
User avatar #45 - reaperssprint (03/16/2015) [-]
Again, I really don't care about the "indicator". The internet is full of people who follow the trend, I'm willing to bet 90% of those thumbs where from people who either didn't read my comment, or the rest of them, or only read them halfheartedly. Its my opinion, there is no right or wrong. I'm trying to explain my logic to you, but you don't agree with me. I really don't care, but trying to support your argument with thumbs is just sad.
User avatar #46 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2015) [-]
how can you still think you're right if so many other people disagree with you?
User avatar #53 - reaperssprint (03/16/2015) [-]
Look up what an opinion is. That's all
#26 - any ***** tryna get it in 03/16/2015 on What is your name? 0
#23 - in order to do that you still have to first ask for their name  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2015 on What is your name? +1
#24 - hurzg (03/16/2015) [-]
Who says that?
User avatar #26 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2015) [-]
any nigga tryna get it in
#18 - what if i just want to know the time?  [+] (15 new replies) 03/16/2015 on What is your name? 0
User avatar #25 - reaperssprint (03/16/2015) [-]
See my other comment, people don't like to read. I'm talking in terms of the content. You don't walk up to a person looking for the time and open with "Hi, what's your name?". To pick a person out of a crowd of people and immediately asking for "personal" information is not just trying to make a friend.

Now if you are just making small talk, yea you have every right to get offended. But in what I'm describing, only a lying bastard will argue that they are just trying to make a friend.
User avatar #30 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2015) [-]
the reason people get offended is because the girl is being a judgemental bitch and atuomatically assuming that she's so hot that every guy who talks to her does so for the sole purpose of tryna bang.
User avatar #34 - reaperssprint (03/16/2015) [-]
What if that's been her experience? What if she is with her group of friends and guys consistently come up to her and immediately ask her name, no one else. If you're goal is to make friends with people you start a conversation first, then once you have become acquainted you find out the person's name and information. Very rarely do you just walk up to a person and ask their name before anything else, it is both awkward and off-putting.

Do you see what I'm saying?
User avatar #37 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2015) [-]
Not really. Asking someone's name is a very normal thing to do. I dont know what kind of socially retarded planet you live on but It's usually the first thing you do. That's why it's called an introduction.

Most people i want to talk to I ask for their name first. Not if it's something quick like asking for the time, but if I'm at a party and want to get to know someone (male or female), I start out with "Hi, im anon. what's your name?"
User avatar #39 - reaperssprint (03/16/2015) [-]
At a party yes, you do that. You're at the party to be social, as is everyone else.

Now walk up to a stranger in a crowded area, single them out. Now walk up to them and just say "Hi I'm anon, what's your name?" It's not a normal way to do it. Proper introductions are used in the proper situations. When around strangers just going about their day, you begin with small talk and if they're willing you move on further.

Again, read my situation. I'm not talking about parties or events that are meant for socialization. So try to calm down the butthurt with the attempted insults and read what I'm typing.
User avatar #40 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2015) [-]
listen man, im not going to sit here and argue with you because you've already made up your mind that you're right and nothing i can say will change that.
I'm just sayin that there's probably a reason you have -20 thumbs right now
User avatar #41 - reaperssprint (03/16/2015) [-]
The irony is painful with you. Also, to care about the thumbs you have or let it sway your opinion is pretty sad. People don't read properly, some people don't agree with my opinion. I really don't care. If you don't understand what I'm saying or agree with it, then whatever. Move on, I'm trying to explain to you what I was saying like I have with others, who (if you didn't notice) now realize what I'm saying.

But have fun caring about thumbs on funnyjunk, fun way to live your life I'm sure.
User avatar #43 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2015) [-]
the point isn't about caring about thumbs. They're an indicator. Red thumbs=people disagree with you, green thumbs= they agree. If you have 20 people disagreeing with you then you have to be pretty delusional to think that you're still right and 20 seperate people are wrong
User avatar #45 - reaperssprint (03/16/2015) [-]
Again, I really don't care about the "indicator". The internet is full of people who follow the trend, I'm willing to bet 90% of those thumbs where from people who either didn't read my comment, or the rest of them, or only read them halfheartedly. Its my opinion, there is no right or wrong. I'm trying to explain my logic to you, but you don't agree with me. I really don't care, but trying to support your argument with thumbs is just sad.
User avatar #46 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2015) [-]
how can you still think you're right if so many other people disagree with you?
User avatar #53 - reaperssprint (03/16/2015) [-]
Look up what an opinion is. That's all
#21 - hurzg (03/16/2015) [-]
Fuck 'em.
User avatar #23 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2015) [-]
in order to do that you still have to first ask for their name
#24 - hurzg (03/16/2015) [-]
Who says that?
User avatar #26 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2015) [-]
any nigga tryna get it in

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#138 - anonymous (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll 00-99*
User avatar #137 - patriotprideboy (12/25/2014) [-]
PolskaRezystans?
User avatar #134 - swimmingprodigy (12/05/2013) [-]
**swimmingprodigy rolls 86**
User avatar #135 to #134 - swimmingprodigy (12/05/2013) [-]
**swimmingprodigy rolls 01**
User avatar #119 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Trying to ask everyone I encounter on here, haha.
I started a creative writing channel, to share and provide criticism on stories.
You write? Would love some contributors.
User avatar #120 to #119 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Well I''ve been told by many people that I'm an awesome writer, but I guess that's only when I have to be; in all honesty I hate writing with a burning passion. I'm not creative at all, I have no imagination, and I'm more of a science person.
User avatar #121 to #120 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I've been told the same.
I'm creative, but my problem is my ideas sounding cool to all my friends (My current project is a source mod, but I'm writing it first.) Friends ******* ate up the concept and said I pitched it very well, but the things I think of are in my head just developing in there, so I've got soo much detail when I finally explain it to someone. I felt like I sounded high (My pills don't count as high, that ****** just there to calm me down. don't change my thoughts and I'm more concentrated so if anything it helps.)

Do you also have this problem with conveying your concepts after they've just been festering in your head? It's a really frustrating thing to happen and by the time I have it ready to write I don't know where to start, but I still remember every last little detail that I think of.
Sorry for getting ******* off-topic, sheesh, I'm a rambler, skipped the pill this morning.
Sorry if a waste of time.



By the way, depending on what kind of science you're into, (Aeronautics for me, especially, and weapon-science) I could tell you about my story concept.
It involves a space program, but it's action/horror-ish.
Also, main character sports a Mercury spaceuit (best spacesuit) and the MBA GyroJet as signature weapon (because it can fire in space).
If you'd bare with me, I could find you the one I'd written down previously.
Just warning you now though, it's a ******* run on sentence, I was in no way in the mood to tackle the entire story or oragnize my thoughts, so I just jotted down main ideas basically.
#122 to #121 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
I find when I'm writing essays for school I'll think of an epic line that I want to use in like a minute or two, and then I forget it and I'm so pissed at myself because nothing else sounds a good as what I originally planned. But I'm never written anything nearly as long as what you're describing, so I can't relate. Longest thing I've ever written was a 22-paged technical description of the longboard I made from scratch last summer.

As for the science I'm into; Im mainly into cars (that's my hobby) but when I was little I was really interested in military aircraft because I always wanted to be an Air Force Pilot. Now my major in college is civil engineering so I focus mainly on buildings. But I do know a lot about space because that interested me too when I was a kid. I used to read ******** of books when I was little; my friends say I'm like a walking encyclopedia. I just know tons of facts about everything. I would kick ass at Jeopardy
#123 to #122 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
10/10 seems like a pretty cool dude. We could definitely get along.

And that was a very frustrating thing for me, too, but doesn't even happen very often anymore, so I am glad I am able to remember so that I am not pressured to write it right on the spot.

I am planning on taking a creative-writing class once I go to college.
Kinda bothers me that they have stuff like Japanese, but they can't have a creative-writing class.

And I assume then that you know of the Mercury Space Project?
User avatar #124 to #123 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
You're most likely going to have to; everyone freshman is required to take a writing class. Mine was called Freshman Inquiry Question-based Writing Seminar (FIQWS for short). It was a pain in my asshole. And yes, Inquiry Question is redundant. Idk why they chose that name lol.

If you're referring to the early Space Race and NASA trying to put at guy into orbit around space before the Russians, then yes I know
User avatar #126 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
and yes that is the space program of which I am referencing.
User avatar #125 to #124 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Sounds like my thing, unless if the professor is a pretentious left-wing douchebag who'll **** on you if your work reflects anything but a positive portrayal of complete government control and Totolitarianism/Dystopian societies (Many times I have heard tales of these types of guys treating students they didn't agree with politically like **** .)
User avatar #127 to #125 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah that's mainly a movies thing. Most professors have to be tolerant. Mine was pretty cool. I had to write an essay about classifying things that usually people never put into categories. For example, my essay was "the three types of guitar players" (I play guitar so I have a sort of inside knowledge). The entire essay was hilarious and my professor loved it. Here's my intro paragraph:

All guitar players seem to have an air of arrogance and think that they're better than everyone else, whether they're just starting out or have been playing for years. All three believe that their guitar playing will make them popular, in one way or another. This is why I don't like guitar players even though I am one myself. Guitar players can be classified into three major categories according to how well they play and how highly they think of themselves: the attention whores, the "I'm gonna be a rock star", and the snobby musicians.
User avatar #128 to #127 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
I agree with that opening 101%

Snobby musicians- Do the douchebags that bring their guitars to bonfires fall under this one?

Also, I wasn't trying to make a jab at all left-wing-ists. I have common ground with many liberal topics, even though I believe in free enterprise, capitalism, and the second ammendment.

I'd kinda put myself under liberitarian, maybe, that's as close I can think of, fiscally conservative, (Gotta admit, liberals=not the best with money Most jews are liberal, but I mean liberals in power don't spend on the right stuff )
but socially liberal i.e gay rights, ( I disagree with a lot of their other social points, but there are a good handful I completely agree with.)
What are you when it comes to politics?

Before I asked all this, I should've found out what country you're in, though, aha
User avatar #129 to #128 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Im in New York, US of A.

BTW here's my paragraph about the snobby musicians. I think it's pretty funny:

Lastly we come to the snobby 'professional' musicians. You know these too. Especially living in New York City and going to school in Manhattan, you've seen them. Their parents are artists, but at the tender age of six they had an epiphany (meaning their parents decided for them) that they're going to be professional musicians. They can be easily spotted walking out of Starbucks with a venti-sized caffe vanilla frappuccino light, 1 shot of espresso, 2 sugars, a metric ounce of soy milk, 3 drops of unicorn blood, and a sprinkle of edible gold foil no foam while on their way to the Julliard School. If you say you play guitar around them, they will quiz you. They will judge you. And if you can't repeat the D-flat-7 augmented 5th pentatonic scale in 6th position off the top of your head, they will shun you. The snobby musicians practice guitar for 19 hours a day, or until they get blisters on their blistered blisters. They are more finicky and more anal at getting a piece right than NASA is about landing a Rover on Mars. It is true that they are great musicians; I just don't think they have to be so conceited about it.


As for politics, I try not to involve myself too much in that. It's not that I'm completely ignorant; I know what each party is and what they stand for; I just don't really tend to agree with any one group and it just doesn't interest me enough.
#133 to #129 - tender (09/20/2013) [-]
Name was mentioned, TL;DR'd the **** outta here
User avatar #130 to #129 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
Fave'd
I'm heading off FJ because there's a friend that need some help right now, but I want you to know you're the best conversational partner I've encountered on FJ thus far.
Continue "doing your thang", you relatable man, you.
User avatar #131 to #130 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
same here dude. Check ya around. Tell me how it goes tomorrow (Friday right?)
have fun man
User avatar #132 to #131 - yorker (09/20/2013) [-]
haha, of course!
User avatar #117 - pellonpoika (07/09/2013) [-]
Your gifs with source- posts are great. You earned a new subscriber, keep it up man!
User avatar #118 to #117 - swimmingprodigy (07/09/2013) [-]
when i get back from work today around 9 PM EST ill post a few more
User avatar #113 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-]
nah Im hoarding my points for some reason
User avatar #115 to #114 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
your choice man, cheers anyways
User avatar #109 to #108 - swimmingprodigy (09/28/2012) [-]
**** yea.

you forgot his 3rd leg which is supposed to be holding a bottle of vodka
#105 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
User avatar #107 to #106 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
Siema!
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User avatar #104 to #103 - swimmingprodigy (08/16/2012) [-]
siema, kolego!
User avatar #87 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
I feel like I see a ******* of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
User avatar #88 to #87 - swimmingprodigy (08/07/2012) [-]
it might be because I comment a ******* on most posts lol
What's up?
User avatar #89 to #88 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
Not much. Just bein' German is all. You?
User avatar #90 to #89 - swimmingprodigy (08/08/2012) [-]
eh not much. Enjoyin summer vacation in between work as much as i can
User avatar #91 to #90 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
same here. (at least I was, then I quit my job) You still in high school too?
User avatar #92 to #91 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
graduated this year. Whyd u quit?
User avatar #93 to #92 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.

What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never ****** up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get ****** up.
User avatar #94 to #93 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
wow, sounds like a pretty ****** story. Nice to know I dont have these problems and I work for over minimum wage pay. You should try lifeguarding. It's worth the 300 bucks u pay for the course
User avatar #95 to #94 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
Hmm... I am part Cuban... this could work
User avatar #96 to #95 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
do eet. Idk about your local area, but where I am, EVERY SINGLE YMCA is short on lifeguards so youre guaranteed a job
User avatar #97 to #96 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
But at the same time, I'd like to be able to focus on mein writing a bit. I'm still 16, so this may be one of the last few summers I have to work on my novels before constant work.. so I don't know
User avatar #98 to #97 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
you dont need constant work. ur 16 that means ur gonna be a junior right?

And u can set your own hours and it doesn't have to be constant work. For example, I only work Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays
User avatar #99 to #98 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
yeah, i guess that's true. but being a lifeguard also seems like a job that needs aLOT of fucos, which I do not have :I
User avatar #101 to #99 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
lolno.

Youre SUPPOSED to be focused, but most of the time i zone out. Actually a lot of the time i zone out. No one gives a **** . Dont worry. I highly recommend it, easiest job on the planet
User avatar #102 to #101 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
User avatar #100 to #99 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
*focus
User avatar #86 - unncommon (07/07/2012) [-]
Someone **** all over your pillow man.
#85 - anonymous (07/07/2012) [-]
Dude, someone made a poopie on your pillow.
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User avatar #83 - irenecloud (07/07/2012) [-]
I shat on your pillow, dude...
Just saying.
User avatar #80 - TheAnonLord (03/25/2012) [-]
Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
User avatar #82 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
ok i successfully added you
User avatar #81 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
i see. Could you type your PSN name exactly for me one more time so it's easier for me? Also, what are 'those dopes'?
User avatar #79 - redfang (03/16/2012) [-]
you ******
User avatar #78 - fizzled (03/16/2012) [-]
NIGER ****** ****** NEGRO
User avatar #76 - doctorbamf (03/16/2012) [-]
******* ******* these days...
User avatar #77 to #142 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2012) [-]
Im sorry! I couldnt help it, your bike was just so shiny
#73 - pemdazfunny (03/16/2012) [-]
Nigeritis
#72 - nnewmy (03/16/2012) [-]
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