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#102 - Living in New York City I see a hipster comp like this everyti… 12/23/2014 on Hipsters. +2
#100 - ehh sluchaj, troche za pozno zeby zmienic stara tradycje teraz… 12/23/2014 on True Love 0
#18 - Didnt say I was offended. I just find it hilarious how u think…  [+] (23 new replies) 12/22/2014 on True Love +13
#33 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
fuck off you virgin
User avatar #21 - katarinaismywaifu (12/22/2014) [-]
>Swallow cum on a regular basis
>Not a whore
I'm looking forward to hanging degenerates like you on the day of the rope. Stay salty.
#73 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
shut the fuck up, you cunt. seriously. shut your whore fucking mouth (inb4, "i'm typing xDD") and kill yourself. because a woman who blew a man she loved is immediately a fucking whore. who the fuck said anything about a "regular basis"? how the FUCK can you be so fucking basic? jesus h. christ
User avatar #26 - GnRNoD (12/22/2014) [-]
>Swallowing cum
>Degenerate
>not realising it's the 21st century
User avatar #27 - katarinaismywaifu (12/22/2014) [-]
>Swallowing cum
>Progress

The day of the rope draws closer you degenerate.
#82 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
">Progress"
User avatar #28 - GnRNoD (12/22/2014) [-]
No you inbred prick, swalloiwing cum is not progress, the fact that a women can do this without being called a whore for enjoying (or pleasing her partner with) a little fetish is progress, but as you'll be a virgin for the rest of your life you'll never know why it is so hot that a woman swallows your cum, and the meaning behind it, keep jerking of to ponys faggot.
User avatar #37 - katarinaismywaifu (12/22/2014) [-]
>No argument
>Better call him a virgin
User avatar #43 - GnRNoD (12/22/2014) [-]
No argument? what the fuck do you call the rest of the comment, are you so blind, that you deny it to yourself? just because no girls wants to swallow your stale cum doesn't mean it's bad that they do it to others.
User avatar #44 - katarinaismywaifu (12/22/2014) [-]
>Gets pissed
>Starts using ad hominems

Stay salty
User avatar #45 - GnRNoD (12/22/2014) [-]
Where's the falacy?
>uses "le me-me arrows on all his comments"
>thin's it'll make him less of a virgin
>it's never gonna happen unless you change
>change is good, embrace it
>you can avoid dying alone
>Oh look at me I'm using more and more "me-me arrows" I'm so freshhh I could be the prince of Bell Air.
> eat the salty crust of my dick you lonely sad and pityfull person.

Stay virgin.
#96 - helgheimftw (12/22/2014) [-]
so he's gay for not liking that someones is sawllowing cum ? seems legit.
User avatar #98 - GnRNoD (12/22/2014) [-]
Chris Rock - Context for the word Fag I never said he was gay.
#99 - helgheimftw (12/22/2014) [-]
well eating dicks are kinda linked to it... nevermind me im high
User avatar #46 - katarinaismywaifu (12/22/2014) [-]
>Eats his mother's shit
>Goes on the internet and calls people virgin

Stay salty bro. Maybe lay off your mom's shit?
User avatar #47 - GnRNoD (12/22/2014) [-]
Ralph gets his heart broken Watch this funnyjunk, you can actually pintpoint the second when this trolls get's trolled back.
User avatar #48 - katarinaismywaifu (12/22/2014) [-]
Let's just call it a draw you fuckface.
User avatar #61 - magicka (12/22/2014) [-]
No need to act like a cunt
User avatar #49 - GnRNoD (12/22/2014) [-]
Prayer Of The Rollerboys I'll give you that, coz you made me remember this movie existed and I was too young when I first watched it.
User avatar #50 - katarinaismywaifu (12/22/2014) [-]
Kool. How exactly did I make you remember the movie?
User avatar #51 - GnRNoD (12/22/2014) [-]
"day of the rope"
User avatar #52 - katarinaismywaifu (12/22/2014) [-]
Right. Good night cuz.
#39 - wwttff (12/22/2014) [-]
You are like the biggest neckbe--- Oh it all makes sense.
#12 - found the virgin  [+] (28 new replies) 12/22/2014 on True Love +109
#94 - diegotan (12/22/2014) [-]
Found the Pole

Jak Twoje przygotowania do Bożego narodzenia?
Jezus urodził się w lecie, świętujemy pogański zwyczaj!
User avatar #100 - swimmingprodigy (12/23/2014) [-]
ehh sluchaj, troche za pozno zeby zmienic stara tradycje teraz.

Ja dopiero dzisiaj mialem ostatni dzien studii wiec jeszcze nie mialem czasu zaczac przygotowania.
#34 - uchihalover (12/22/2014) [-]
found the other virgin xD
User avatar #17 - katarinaismywaifu (12/22/2014) [-]
>I'm offended
>Better call the guy a virgin
User avatar #18 - swimmingprodigy (12/22/2014) [-]
Didnt say I was offended. I just find it hilarious how u thinking a woman swallowing cum automatically makes her a whore
#33 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
fuck off you virgin
User avatar #21 - katarinaismywaifu (12/22/2014) [-]
>Swallow cum on a regular basis
>Not a whore
I'm looking forward to hanging degenerates like you on the day of the rope. Stay salty.
#73 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
shut the fuck up, you cunt. seriously. shut your whore fucking mouth (inb4, "i'm typing xDD") and kill yourself. because a woman who blew a man she loved is immediately a fucking whore. who the fuck said anything about a "regular basis"? how the FUCK can you be so fucking basic? jesus h. christ
User avatar #26 - GnRNoD (12/22/2014) [-]
>Swallowing cum
>Degenerate
>not realising it's the 21st century
User avatar #27 - katarinaismywaifu (12/22/2014) [-]
>Swallowing cum
>Progress

The day of the rope draws closer you degenerate.
#82 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
">Progress"
User avatar #28 - GnRNoD (12/22/2014) [-]
No you inbred prick, swalloiwing cum is not progress, the fact that a women can do this without being called a whore for enjoying (or pleasing her partner with) a little fetish is progress, but as you'll be a virgin for the rest of your life you'll never know why it is so hot that a woman swallows your cum, and the meaning behind it, keep jerking of to ponys faggot.
User avatar #37 - katarinaismywaifu (12/22/2014) [-]
>No argument
>Better call him a virgin
User avatar #43 - GnRNoD (12/22/2014) [-]
No argument? what the fuck do you call the rest of the comment, are you so blind, that you deny it to yourself? just because no girls wants to swallow your stale cum doesn't mean it's bad that they do it to others.
User avatar #44 - katarinaismywaifu (12/22/2014) [-]
>Gets pissed
>Starts using ad hominems

Stay salty
User avatar #45 - GnRNoD (12/22/2014) [-]
Where's the falacy?
>uses "le me-me arrows on all his comments"
>thin's it'll make him less of a virgin
>it's never gonna happen unless you change
>change is good, embrace it
>you can avoid dying alone
>Oh look at me I'm using more and more "me-me arrows" I'm so freshhh I could be the prince of Bell Air.
> eat the salty crust of my dick you lonely sad and pityfull person.

Stay virgin.
#96 - helgheimftw (12/22/2014) [-]
so he's gay for not liking that someones is sawllowing cum ? seems legit.
User avatar #98 - GnRNoD (12/22/2014) [-]
Chris Rock - Context for the word Fag I never said he was gay.
#99 - helgheimftw (12/22/2014) [-]
well eating dicks are kinda linked to it... nevermind me im high
User avatar #46 - katarinaismywaifu (12/22/2014) [-]
>Eats his mother's shit
>Goes on the internet and calls people virgin

Stay salty bro. Maybe lay off your mom's shit?
User avatar #47 - GnRNoD (12/22/2014) [-]
Ralph gets his heart broken Watch this funnyjunk, you can actually pintpoint the second when this trolls get's trolled back.
User avatar #48 - katarinaismywaifu (12/22/2014) [-]
Let's just call it a draw you fuckface.
User avatar #61 - magicka (12/22/2014) [-]
No need to act like a cunt
User avatar #49 - GnRNoD (12/22/2014) [-]
Prayer Of The Rollerboys I'll give you that, coz you made me remember this movie existed and I was too young when I first watched it.
User avatar #50 - katarinaismywaifu (12/22/2014) [-]
Kool. How exactly did I make you remember the movie?
User avatar #51 - GnRNoD (12/22/2014) [-]
"day of the rope"
User avatar #52 - katarinaismywaifu (12/22/2014) [-]
Right. Good night cuz.
#39 - wwttff (12/22/2014) [-]
You are like the biggest neckbe--- Oh it all makes sense.
#54 - Your ******* face when the woman in this vid is t… 12/22/2014 on The Grapefruit Technique 0
#23 - Black guys like to hit that back pussy 12/22/2014 on hey, hey girl? 0
#115 - They put up a 12 foot tall menorah on my college's campus, but…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on Christmas and Freedom of... +2
#159 - digighosty (12/21/2014) [-]
I call bullshit
#16 - Does this mean LoK is already done? It was the series finale l…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on Thanks you 0
User avatar #17 - MoparMan (12/20/2014) [-]
4 seasons, about 13 episodes each
#39 - pretty sure that's adam lanza 12/18/2014 on Dear Emporer 0
#19 - /pol/ pls go 12/18/2014 on It's true love we share. +1
#83 - >yfw playing Gran Turismo COULD make you a racecar driver (… 12/18/2014 on GG 0
#47 - i wouldn't trust whatever is holding that tv to the wall, that…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on WANTTTTTTTTTTT +6
#52 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
i wouldn't trust whatever is holding that wall to the ps3, that paperweight could easily drop at any moment and become a TV.
#116 - I dont believe you 12/16/2014 on amazing facts 0
#23 - May your squat gains be plentiful and your vodka ice cold 12/16/2014 on old Chinese ladies +1
#19 - mfw I have almost the complete set except for the beret. I…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2014 on old Chinese ladies +1
User avatar #20 - beroty (12/15/2014) [-]
good luck finding one
may you become an good slav
User avatar #23 - swimmingprodigy (12/16/2014) [-]
May your squat gains be plentiful and your vodka ice cold
#18 - you sound a little butthurt. Did some russian steal your girl?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on old Chinese ladies 0
User avatar #21 - thefunnyside (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh no, I'm Slavic myself
#15 - he was a sik kunt m8. Dont be a sad kunt, be a sik kunt. 12/15/2014 on Selfie +6
#11 - Maybe if I drop a bomb ass mixtape, Senpai will notice me  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on JosiponDeck be like +25
User avatar #28 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (12/15/2014) [-]
Shits fire senpai
#12 - This was starting to look like a decent movie. Then t…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Subtly -3
#21 - juffs (12/15/2014) [-]
We're about to fight.
User avatar #16 - RaciallyDiverse (12/15/2014) [-]
that was the point
it was meant to be a movie of two halves, such that the first half of the movie was completely unrelated to the second half, but for the movie to still tie together and make sense from the series of events.
The movie was practically an experiment
User avatar #15 - thedutchs (12/15/2014) [-]
That's how you enjoy Quentin Tarantino.

It's a wonky plot with great cinematography.

Also, it's an acquired taste.
#22 - mackoodle (12/15/2014) [-]
Don't forget he has feet fetish, which is also acquired taste.
#13 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
...It was obvious that it was going to be about vampires from the start. Did you not even look at the cover?
#8 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 12/15/2014 on old Chinese ladies +9
User avatar #17 - thefunnyside (12/15/2014) [-]
You forgot the "no fags" sign and the "how to be a dick" guidebook
User avatar #18 - swimmingprodigy (12/15/2014) [-]
you sound a little butthurt. Did some russian steal your girl?
User avatar #21 - thefunnyside (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh no, I'm Slavic myself
#16 - alfjnn (12/15/2014) [-]
I mean.
This is how I dress regardless.
User avatar #15 - beroty (12/15/2014) [-]
i just need this jacket to complete my slav bingo
User avatar #19 - swimmingprodigy (12/15/2014) [-]
mfw I have almost the complete set except for the beret.
I'm even one of the few people in my gym who regularly does squats
User avatar #20 - beroty (12/15/2014) [-]
good luck finding one
may you become an good slav
User avatar #23 - swimmingprodigy (12/16/2014) [-]
May your squat gains be plentiful and your vodka ice cold
#16 - FOR YOU 12/15/2014 on 4chan compilation 0
#15 - It's not just the past couple weeks; it's been ongoing on /fit… 12/15/2014 on 4chan compilation +1
#25 - I've already uninstalled Utorrent for the time being till I ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on Nice try +1
#27 - alexanderh (12/15/2014) [-]
While you're seeding it, you may as well try it out. It's a pretty good space sim, although the engine is ancient and the graphics are sub-par by now.
#21 - I have tor but it takes incredibly long to load a webpage. 12/15/2014 on Nice try 0
#20 - no I haven't heard of it but thanks, I'll check it out. 12/15/2014 on Nice try 0
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User avatar #137 - patriotprideboy (12/25/2014) [-]
PolskaRezystans?
User avatar #134 - swimmingprodigy (12/05/2013) [-]
**swimmingprodigy rolls 86**
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User avatar #119 - yorker ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Trying to ask everyone I encounter on here, haha.
I started a creative writing channel, to share and provide criticism on stories.
You write? Would love some contributors.
User avatar #120 to #119 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Well I''ve been told by many people that I'm an awesome writer, but I guess that's only when I have to be; in all honesty I hate writing with a burning passion. I'm not creative at all, I have no imagination, and I'm more of a science person.
User avatar #121 to #120 - yorker ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I've been told the same.
I'm creative, but my problem is my ideas sounding cool to all my friends (My current project is a source mod, but I'm writing it first.) Friends ******* ate up the concept and said I pitched it very well, but the things I think of are in my head just developing in there, so I've got soo much detail when I finally explain it to someone. I felt like I sounded high (My pills don't count as high, that ****** just there to calm me down. don't change my thoughts and I'm more concentrated so if anything it helps.)

Do you also have this problem with conveying your concepts after they've just been festering in your head? It's a really frustrating thing to happen and by the time I have it ready to write I don't know where to start, but I still remember every last little detail that I think of.
Sorry for getting ******* off-topic, sheesh, I'm a rambler, skipped the pill this morning.
Sorry if a waste of time.



By the way, depending on what kind of science you're into, (Aeronautics for me, especially, and weapon-science) I could tell you about my story concept.
It involves a space program, but it's action/horror-ish.
Also, main character sports a Mercury spaceuit (best spacesuit) and the MBA GyroJet as signature weapon (because it can fire in space).
If you'd bare with me, I could find you the one I'd written down previously.
Just warning you now though, it's a ******* run on sentence, I was in no way in the mood to tackle the entire story or oragnize my thoughts, so I just jotted down main ideas basically.
#122 to #121 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
I find when I'm writing essays for school I'll think of an epic line that I want to use in like a minute or two, and then I forget it and I'm so pissed at myself because nothing else sounds a good as what I originally planned. But I'm never written anything nearly as long as what you're describing, so I can't relate. Longest thing I've ever written was a 22-paged technical description of the longboard I made from scratch last summer.

As for the science I'm into; Im mainly into cars (that's my hobby) but when I was little I was really interested in military aircraft because I always wanted to be an Air Force Pilot. Now my major in college is civil engineering so I focus mainly on buildings. But I do know a lot about space because that interested me too when I was a kid. I used to read ******** of books when I was little; my friends say I'm like a walking encyclopedia. I just know tons of facts about everything. I would kick ass at Jeopardy
#123 to #122 - yorker ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
10/10 seems like a pretty cool dude. We could definitely get along.

And that was a very frustrating thing for me, too, but doesn't even happen very often anymore, so I am glad I am able to remember so that I am not pressured to write it right on the spot.

I am planning on taking a creative-writing class once I go to college.
Kinda bothers me that they have stuff like Japanese, but they can't have a creative-writing class.

And I assume then that you know of the Mercury Space Project?
User avatar #124 to #123 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
You're most likely going to have to; everyone freshman is required to take a writing class. Mine was called Freshman Inquiry Question-based Writing Seminar (FIQWS for short). It was a pain in my asshole. And yes, Inquiry Question is redundant. Idk why they chose that name lol.

If you're referring to the early Space Race and NASA trying to put at guy into orbit around space before the Russians, then yes I know
User avatar #126 to #124 - yorker ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
and yes that is the space program of which I am referencing.
User avatar #125 to #124 - yorker ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Sounds like my thing, unless if the professor is a pretentious left-wing douchebag who'll **** on you if your work reflects anything but a positive portrayal of complete government control and Totolitarianism/Dystopian societies (Many times I have heard tales of these types of guys treating students they didn't agree with politically like **** .)
User avatar #127 to #125 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah that's mainly a movies thing. Most professors have to be tolerant. Mine was pretty cool. I had to write an essay about classifying things that usually people never put into categories. For example, my essay was "the three types of guitar players" (I play guitar so I have a sort of inside knowledge). The entire essay was hilarious and my professor loved it. Here's my intro paragraph:

All guitar players seem to have an air of arrogance and think that they're better than everyone else, whether they're just starting out or have been playing for years. All three believe that their guitar playing will make them popular, in one way or another. This is why I don't like guitar players even though I am one myself. Guitar players can be classified into three major categories according to how well they play and how highly they think of themselves: the attention whores, the "I'm gonna be a rock star", and the snobby musicians.
User avatar #128 to #127 - yorker ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I agree with that opening 101%

Snobby musicians- Do the douchebags that bring their guitars to bonfires fall under this one?

Also, I wasn't trying to make a jab at all left-wing-ists. I have common ground with many liberal topics, even though I believe in free enterprise, capitalism, and the second ammendment.

I'd kinda put myself under liberitarian, maybe, that's as close I can think of, fiscally conservative, (Gotta admit, liberals=not the best with money Most jews are liberal, but I mean liberals in power don't spend on the right stuff )
but socially liberal i.e gay rights, ( I disagree with a lot of their other social points, but there are a good handful I completely agree with.)
What are you when it comes to politics?

Before I asked all this, I should've found out what country you're in, though, aha
User avatar #129 to #128 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
Im in New York, US of A.

BTW here's my paragraph about the snobby musicians. I think it's pretty funny:

Lastly we come to the snobby 'professional' musicians. You know these too. Especially living in New York City and going to school in Manhattan, you've seen them. Their parents are artists, but at the tender age of six they had an epiphany (meaning their parents decided for them) that they're going to be professional musicians. They can be easily spotted walking out of Starbucks with a venti-sized caffe vanilla frappuccino light, 1 shot of espresso, 2 sugars, a metric ounce of soy milk, 3 drops of unicorn blood, and a sprinkle of edible gold foil no foam while on their way to the Julliard School. If you say you play guitar around them, they will quiz you. They will judge you. And if you can't repeat the D-flat-7 augmented 5th pentatonic scale in 6th position off the top of your head, they will shun you. The snobby musicians practice guitar for 19 hours a day, or until they get blisters on their blistered blisters. They are more finicky and more anal at getting a piece right than NASA is about landing a Rover on Mars. It is true that they are great musicians; I just don't think they have to be so conceited about it.


As for politics, I try not to involve myself too much in that. It's not that I'm completely ignorant; I know what each party is and what they stand for; I just don't really tend to agree with any one group and it just doesn't interest me enough.
#133 to #129 - tender (09/20/2013) [-]
Name was mentioned, TL;DR'd the **** outta here
User avatar #130 to #129 - yorker ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Fave'd
I'm heading off FJ because there's a friend that need some help right now, but I want you to know you're the best conversational partner I've encountered on FJ thus far.
Continue "doing your thang", you relatable man, you.
User avatar #131 to #130 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2013) [-]
same here dude. Check ya around. Tell me how it goes tomorrow (Friday right?)
have fun man
User avatar #132 to #131 - yorker ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
haha, of course!
User avatar #117 - pellonpoika (07/09/2013) [-]
Your gifs with source- posts are great. You earned a new subscriber, keep it up man!
User avatar #118 to #117 - swimmingprodigy (07/09/2013) [-]
when i get back from work today around 9 PM EST ill post a few more
User avatar #113 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-]
nah Im hoarding my points for some reason
User avatar #115 to #114 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
your choice man, cheers anyways
User avatar #109 to #108 - swimmingprodigy (09/28/2012) [-]
**** yea.

you forgot his 3rd leg which is supposed to be holding a bottle of vodka
#105 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
User avatar #107 to #106 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
Siema!
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User avatar #104 to #103 - swimmingprodigy (08/16/2012) [-]
siema, kolego!
User avatar #87 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
I feel like I see a ******* of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
User avatar #88 to #87 - swimmingprodigy (08/07/2012) [-]
it might be because I comment a ******* on most posts lol
What's up?
User avatar #89 to #88 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
Not much. Just bein' German is all. You?
User avatar #90 to #89 - swimmingprodigy (08/08/2012) [-]
eh not much. Enjoyin summer vacation in between work as much as i can
User avatar #91 to #90 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
same here. (at least I was, then I quit my job) You still in high school too?
User avatar #92 to #91 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
graduated this year. Whyd u quit?
User avatar #93 to #92 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.

What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never ****** up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get ****** up.
User avatar #94 to #93 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
wow, sounds like a pretty ****** story. Nice to know I dont have these problems and I work for over minimum wage pay. You should try lifeguarding. It's worth the 300 bucks u pay for the course
User avatar #95 to #94 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
Hmm... I am part Cuban... this could work
User avatar #96 to #95 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
do eet. Idk about your local area, but where I am, EVERY SINGLE YMCA is short on lifeguards so youre guaranteed a job
User avatar #97 to #96 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
But at the same time, I'd like to be able to focus on mein writing a bit. I'm still 16, so this may be one of the last few summers I have to work on my novels before constant work.. so I don't know
User avatar #98 to #97 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
you dont need constant work. ur 16 that means ur gonna be a junior right?

And u can set your own hours and it doesn't have to be constant work. For example, I only work Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays
User avatar #99 to #98 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
yeah, i guess that's true. but being a lifeguard also seems like a job that needs aLOT of fucos, which I do not have :I
User avatar #101 to #99 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
lolno.

Youre SUPPOSED to be focused, but most of the time i zone out. Actually a lot of the time i zone out. No one gives a **** . Dont worry. I highly recommend it, easiest job on the planet
User avatar #102 to #101 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
User avatar #100 to #99 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
*focus
User avatar #86 - unncommon (07/07/2012) [-]
Someone **** all over your pillow man.
#85 - anonymous (07/07/2012) [-]
Dude, someone made a poopie on your pillow.
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User avatar #83 - irenecloud (07/07/2012) [-]
I shat on your pillow, dude...
Just saying.
User avatar #80 - TheAnonLord (03/25/2012) [-]
Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
User avatar #82 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
ok i successfully added you
User avatar #81 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
i see. Could you type your PSN name exactly for me one more time so it's easier for me? Also, what are 'those dopes'?
User avatar #79 - redfang (03/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #78 - fizzled (03/16/2012) [-]
NIGER ****** ****** NEGRO
User avatar #76 - doctorbamf (03/16/2012) [-]
******* ******* these days...
User avatar #77 to #142 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2012) [-]
Im sorry! I couldnt help it, your bike was just so shiny
#73 - pemdazfunny (03/16/2012) [-]
Nigeritis
User avatar #71 - samxdaxman (03/16/2012) [-]
nigger nigger nigger nigger
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