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| #9 - ok so other than 'assassin', what other career would this skil… [+] (22 new replies) | 05/16/2013 on Gambit | +67 |
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malistaticy (05/16/2013) [-] Your point? You asked for a job, you didnt say it had to be high end. #96
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outlawgentleman (05/16/2013) [-]  Pic related to what I've done to this thread. | ||
| #7 - it would fly off. [+] (24 new replies) | 05/16/2013 on Gambit | +69 |
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swimmingprodigy (05/16/2013) [-] ok so other than 'assassin', what other career would this skill be useful in? #12
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malistaticy (05/16/2013) [-] Your point? You asked for a job, you didnt say it had to be high end. #96
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outlawgentleman (05/16/2013) [-] Pic related to what I've done to this thread. | ||
| #17 - exactly my point. At least the V8 i mean come on man. | 05/16/2013 on Honeymoon | +1 |
| #1 - das how we do it on our side. [+] (1 new reply) | 05/16/2013 on fo' you get smacked the... | +1 |
| #15 - buy used. government doesnt get your money except a little bit… | 05/16/2013 on Honeymoon | +2 |
| #5 - Here, I've compiled a list of jobs where this skill will be us… [+] (28 new replies) | 05/16/2013 on Gambit | +101 |
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swimmingprodigy (05/16/2013) [-] ok so other than 'assassin', what other career would this skill be useful in? #12
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malistaticy (05/16/2013) [-] Your point? You asked for a job, you didnt say it had to be high end. #96
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outlawgentleman (05/16/2013) [-] Pic related to what I've done to this thread. | ||
| #13 - I beg to differ, sir. C5 z06 Corvette is essentially the best … [+] (2 new replies) | 05/16/2013 on Honeymoon | +1 |
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swimmingprodigy (05/16/2013) [-] buy used. government doesnt get your money except a little bit of sales tax when you go to register with the DMV | ||
| #11 - he should sell it. What a terrible car to own [+] (5 new replies) | 05/16/2013 on Honeymoon | -2 |
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swimmingprodigy (05/16/2013) [-] I beg to differ, sir. C5 z06 Corvette is essentially the best car you can by for 30k. Except maybe an NSX. But this is debatable. #15
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swimmingprodigy (05/16/2013) [-] buy used. government doesnt get your money except a little bit of sales tax when you go to register with the DMV | ||
| #9 - just divorced so youbuy a V6 convertible Mustang? I f… [+] (22 new replies) | 05/16/2013 on Honeymoon | +9 |
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mattmannn (05/16/2013) [-] I was hoping there would be a comment about that "car", thank god for you sir. I live in Idaho where there are so many V6 mustangs. My friend once asked me "why do only performance cars look cool? couldn't they just make a shitty car look cool?" so i pointed at a mustang as it drove by. honestly i dont think they look as cool, except maybe the older fastbacks, those are pretty sexy. #21
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swimmingprodigy (05/16/2013) [-]  As to does it look cool; the base V6 no and even the GT is so-so. But I think the Boss 302 looks cool, as does the GT500. Im more of a chevy guy, so if I had to pick a sports car for the cost of a V6 Mustang I'd try and find myself a C5 z06 corvette. Youre telling me you dont think this looks cool? #36
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tehmasterchef (05/16/2013) [-]  Pic related: My car. #84
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swimmingprodigy (05/17/2013) [-]  (Sorry for the picture, couldnt resist) #87
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swimmingprodigy (05/17/2013) [-] and you beat V6 Stangs? That's sad....for the mustang I mean.  #88
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tehmasterchef (05/17/2013) [-] Well my car's putting out about 220hp stock, plus I drive stick. V6 Mustang's are some of the most underpowered 'performance' cars you can find, haha/ #89
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swimmingprodigy (05/17/2013) [-] I know, the 2nd gen Mustangs are hilariously slow. They made like 160 HP. Foxbodys can be built to be ridiculously fast for really cheap though. But we're talking about stock. My car puts out about 270HP, but it's auto with a CVT and FWD. Still gets to 60 in low 6's. Surprisingly quick for an unassuming sedan (talking about 2008 nissan altima 3.5L). It's almost stock except for intake and Nismo exhaust so that probably adds maybe 5 more. I wish I bought a car with manual, but living in New York City driving stick is a real pain in the ass. But my next car will be manual. #90
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tehmasterchef (05/17/2013) [-] Yeah, those Foxbody's can be fucking monsters. Sounds like a nice car, man. I've always liked the Altima, haha. I don't really know what I should spring for on my car. Thinking of some coilovers, at the moment. #91
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swimmingprodigy (05/17/2013) [-]  I really wish I had gotten interested in cars BEFORE I bought mine. Yes it is a 2008 model and only has 40k miles so it will run forever especially considering how often I drive it (probably 3k miles a year), but I spent 12.5k on it. Do you have any idea what I couldve gotten for 12.5k? Ugh...I have so many dream cars that are actually attainable. I'd love an LS1 Miata, or an E46 M3 in Laguna Seca Blue....One of my other dream cars is to buy an old station wagon, restore it (not even so that it's fully beautiful, I could go for the rat rod look) and drop a big block in there with a T56 Magnum transmission; something like this #92
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tehmasterchef (23 hours ago) [-] Yeah, I wanted an E46 3-Series at one time. I almost got a silver M3 Sedan, but the guy sold it before I could look at it. Eventually, I found my 3000. It was only $4800. It came with the aftermarket rims, it also has aftermarket heated seats, touch screen Radio, GPS system, DVD player, and Bluetooth connectivity. It also had two 10 inch subs in the back. All in all, it was a great deal. #86
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tehmasterchef (05/17/2013) [-] Nope, it's an SL. I was actually looking at buying my friend's '92 VR-4, though. #16
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tehmasterchef (05/16/2013) [-] I'm not a Mustang guy, but he could have at least sprung for a GT... #13
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swimmingprodigy (05/16/2013) [-] I beg to differ, sir. C5 z06 Corvette is essentially the best car you can by for 30k. Except maybe an NSX. But this is debatable. #15
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swimmingprodigy (05/16/2013) [-] buy used. government doesnt get your money except a little bit of sales tax when you go to register with the DMV | ||
| #42 - ahh that's true. I forgot about that factor, I was thinking on… [+] (5 new replies) | 05/15/2013 on first car | 0 |
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swimmingprodigy (05/17/2013) [-]  Depending on how well life goes, Id get a BMW M3. Widely noted as the best car you could buy. My dream is car is an E46 M3 in Laguna Seca Blue color. They run about 18-24k right now. May seem a lot for a relatively old (10-15 year old) car, but it really is worth it. #46
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swimmingprodigy (05/17/2013) [-] theyre really not; quite honestly the new BMWs are really good (im talking the past ~5 years). Yes parts are expensive as in all german cars, but they rarely break so...you dont pay much. The really old BMWS (im talking E36s, 1990's 5-series) had bad electrical problems but that was pretty much it. The only real major common problem with the E46 M3s is the cooling system (piping is rubber so after years of wear and tear it starts cracking and stuff) and VANOS, but that's a cheap fix.  #47
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RomanR (20 hours ago) [-] The reliability of Beemers vary from model to model, (7 series are one of the least reliable, while the 3 series are the most reliable for example) and even the most reliable 3 series are still nowhere near as reliable as your average Honda , or Toyota(Which is one of the best).. Its all because of target market. Car dealerships don't make as much money in car sales as they do in the service department, and the kind of market that shops around for new BMWs is expected to have money. Old men in suits drive (or are driven in) 7 series , therefore BMW would expect that they would have the money to keep their car running if something was to sadly break in the car. BMW brags about generations of experience in making their vehicles, which is true. They have the potential of becoming the most reliable car maker in the world... But why would they do that? As I said, the majority of dealer's profits come from the repair shop... Hondas and Toyotas as I Said are some of the most reliable, why? Because its made to be an affordable car. You pay 30 grand for the thing brand new, and you change the oil every 5-8000km and you should be fine! If they broke down as often as BMWs, they would be out of business. TL;DR BMW are of in fact of similar quality as the other 2 German luxury brands. | ||
| #22 - oh yea it changes you and it's interesting, but I got the fuck… [+] (1 new reply) | 05/14/2013 on A real pedo | 0 |
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| #20 - /b/'s gotten really popular lately. Lots of summerfags and new… [+] (3 new replies) | 05/14/2013 on A real pedo | 0 |
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| #3 - #swag | 05/14/2013 on Not a single chance in hell | +115 |
| #9 - because racecar | 05/14/2013 on Driving home when I have to... | 0 |
| #16 - I didnt know please forgive me [+] (1 new reply) | 05/14/2013 on Meet Spermy | +4 |
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sirbrentcoe (05/14/2013) [-] it's ok. that was one of the few shows i liked after i 'grew up.' those kids are funny as shit imo. i can't believe how slender Josh Peck has gotten actually. .. its kinda creepy.. | ||
| #93 - I live in New York City where mostly pretty girls live. I went… [+] (1 new reply) | 05/14/2013 on some statistics | 0 |
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| #88 - there's still wayyyy to many girls with As Bs and Cs for the a… [+] (3 new replies) | 05/14/2013 on some statistics | 0 |
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Nihatclodra (05/14/2013) [-] Well, I don't live in the states, so I don't know. and perhaps there's just that many A/B/Cs in your area, but not really elsewhere. #93
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swimmingprodigy (05/14/2013) [-] I live in New York City where mostly pretty girls live. I went to Virginia for a week with friends; the whole time there I saw maybe 3 girls I would call 'really hot'. Girls just dont have that big boobs | ||
| #14 - ....that's Drake [+] (3 new replies) | 05/14/2013 on Meet Spermy | +17 |
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sirbrentcoe (05/14/2013) [-] it's ok. that was one of the few shows i liked after i 'grew up.' those kids are funny as shit imo. i can't believe how slender Josh Peck has gotten actually. .. its kinda creepy.. | ||
| #13 - he looks like he has autism | 05/14/2013 on Meet Spermy | +1 |
| #86 - No, the statistic is just wrong. Definitely not E [+] (5 new replies) | 05/14/2013 on some statistics | +1 |
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Nihatclodra (05/14/2013) [-] There's also the possibility that there's a lot of fat women out there with E boobs that just don't go out in public. #88
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swimmingprodigy (05/14/2013) [-] there's still wayyyy to many girls with As Bs and Cs for the average to be that high #91
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Nihatclodra (05/14/2013) [-] Well, I don't live in the states, so I don't know. and perhaps there's just that many A/B/Cs in your area, but not really elsewhere. #93
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swimmingprodigy (05/14/2013) [-] I live in New York City where mostly pretty girls live. I went to Virginia for a week with friends; the whole time there I saw maybe 3 girls I would call 'really hot'. Girls just dont have that big boobs | ||
| #81 - There's still no way E is average. One of my ex girlfriends ha… [+] (7 new replies) | 05/14/2013 on some statistics | +1 |
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Nihatclodra (05/14/2013) [-] I wonder if they also counted men for whatever reason? or maybe fake boobs as well? I don't know honestly. #87
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Nihatclodra (05/14/2013) [-] There's also the possibility that there's a lot of fat women out there with E boobs that just don't go out in public. #88
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swimmingprodigy (05/14/2013) [-] there's still wayyyy to many girls with As Bs and Cs for the average to be that high #91
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Nihatclodra (05/14/2013) [-] Well, I don't live in the states, so I don't know. and perhaps there's just that many A/B/Cs in your area, but not really elsewhere. #93
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swimmingprodigy (05/14/2013) [-] I live in New York City where mostly pretty girls live. I went to Virginia for a week with friends; the whole time there I saw maybe 3 girls I would call 'really hot'. Girls just dont have that big boobs | ||
| #76 - alcohol consumption has to be way off. 9 Liters per year? Seri… [+] (9 new replies) | 05/14/2013 on some statistics | +1 |
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swimmingprodigy (05/14/2013) [-] There's still no way E is average. One of my ex girlfriends has DD or DDD depending on what company made the bra and her tits were gigantic; bigger than my face. There's a lot more girls with just As, Bs, and Cs rather than Es and above #83
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Nihatclodra (05/14/2013) [-] I wonder if they also counted men for whatever reason? or maybe fake boobs as well? I don't know honestly. #87
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Nihatclodra (05/14/2013) [-] There's also the possibility that there's a lot of fat women out there with E boobs that just don't go out in public. #88
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swimmingprodigy (05/14/2013) [-] there's still wayyyy to many girls with As Bs and Cs for the average to be that high #91
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Nihatclodra (05/14/2013) [-] Well, I don't live in the states, so I don't know. and perhaps there's just that many A/B/Cs in your area, but not really elsewhere. #93
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swimmingprodigy (05/14/2013) [-] I live in New York City where mostly pretty girls live. I went to Virginia for a week with friends; the whole time there I saw maybe 3 girls I would call 'really hot'. Girls just dont have that big boobs | ||
| #56 - most girls boobs are 2 different sizes | 05/14/2013 on Awwwww yissss | 0 |
| #55 - penis windows | 05/14/2013 on oh well ,close enough | 0 |
| #18 - 100,000th post? Holy crap and it's on what now? Couple hundred… [+] (5 new replies) | 05/14/2013 on A real pedo | 0 |
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khl (05/12/2013) [-] Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
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filsoc **User deleted account** (08/15/2012) [-] O kierwa, znalazłem innego Polaczka. Pozdro!
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seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-] I feel like I see a fuckton of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
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seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-] I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.
What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never fucked up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get fucked up.
What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never fucked up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get fucked up.
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seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-] lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
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spursfan **User deleted account** (07/07/2012) [-] I am terribly sorry about your pillow, But it smelt of roses.
Roses are racist
Roses are racist
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TheAnonLord ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-] Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
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jonolav (03/04/2012) [-] Hey man I saw your comment about your desktop and I was just wondering where you got ''HUD.Vision v2.2 by DevianArt'' I can only find broken links :s
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swimmingprodigy (03/04/2012) [-] DeviantArt.com > Customization > Skins > pick a skin.
Or if you want HUD vision, it's
customize.org/rainmeter/ski...
Or if you want HUD vision, it's
customize.org/rainmeter/ski...
