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Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
Last Login:5/22/2013
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Content Ranking:#8656
Comment Ranking:#1299
Highest Content Rank:#341
Highest Comment Rank:#131
Content Thumbs: 14054 total,  16622 ,  2568
Comment Thumbs: 33176 total,  42053 ,  8877
Content Level Progress: 5.4% (54/1000)
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Comment Level Progress: 17.6% (176/1000)
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Times Content Favorited:1458 times
Total Comments Made:11198
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#1 - time to paper bag it and shag it 03/05/2011 on Butter faces +1
#2 - 31-0 btw, not 32 03/05/2011 on OMG facts +3
#15 - NAME PLEASE  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2011 on The real troll master 0
User avatar #432 - phoodawg (03/06/2011) [-]
Hitomi Tanaka :D

Happy fapping
#2 - This is the feeling when listening to Pink Floyd high. I love it 03/05/2011 on Pink Floyd Humor +3
#4 - Heres the full story; the weaker men in prison were raped by t… 03/05/2011 on Truth about pants hanging low +1
#28 - one can not be a no-life for knowing the theme song. In fact i… 03/05/2011 on Lol Hitler +6
#19 - I havent had cavities for 8 years. Then i went to a new dentis…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2011 on Dentists Suck +22
User avatar #458 - swimmingprodigy (03/06/2011) [-]
i have no clue why this comment got as many thumbs as it did....is it funny? It is a true story btw. Over the summer, took 3 seperate trips to fix them all.
User avatar #453 - SepiaSwingClub (03/06/2011) [-]
fuck that scares me...
User avatar #20 - mimimisfit (03/05/2011) [-]
do it!
#265 - Cheaper, with same effect 03/05/2011 on Douche it on up! +1
#12 - He duznt pedal  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2011 on Wtf? +5
User avatar #13 - AnonsForSure (03/05/2011) [-]
Gentle downhill?
User avatar #16 - Frankendell (03/08/2011) [-]
Nah if you look he slowly moves it. i think hes in a VERY low gear.
#5 - You know whats the best feeling ever? You set ur alarm by acci…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2011 on Best feeling ever +5
User avatar #19 - Atsilieri (03/05/2011) [-]
Yeah bro. I had that today. Felt so awesome.
#12 - THIS ENTERTAINS ME SO MUCH 03/05/2011 on DAFT PUNK +3
#16 - Oh Russia, u so crazy  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2011 on Wtf is this shit? 0
User avatar #31 - Mr unpopular (03/05/2011) [-]
Kurwa mac
#20 - Priya Rai, i think thats how its spelled. I remember she did s…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2011 on Thumb Whore -2
#21 - wtfisthisshittwo has deleted their comment.
#19 - Im kinda ashamed to say that i watched this porno and can iden… 03/05/2011 on Thumb Whore -3
#61 - omfg the Hanner Montaner one made me throw up a little in my mouth 03/05/2011 on Random Comp +4
#456 - STILL further than ive ever gotten with a woman 03/04/2011 on She likes Balls +1
#4300 - i know, i made content that got over 100 thumbs at the beginni… 03/04/2011 on Let's try this: 0
#3637 - a comment  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2011 on Let's try this: +14
#3705 - sexxytime (03/04/2011) [-]
you already have orange text lol
User avatar #4300 - swimmingprodigy (03/04/2011) [-]
i know, i made content that got over 100 thumbs at the beginning of the week so i got it from there. And then yesterday i made a comment that got over 100 thumbs. So i guess i get.....double orange text??
#135 - cant afford condoms 03/04/2011 on OUCH ! 0
#94 - **swimmingprodigy rolls 098** I know. Shit 03/03/2011 on does that mean u like me too? 0
#91 - **swimmingprodigy rolls 333** Lets get that 666! 03/03/2011 on does that mean u like me too? +2
#7 - nothing, its just fully straight. Look in a mirror and straigh… 03/03/2011 on Dentist 0
#87 - **swimmingprodigy rolls 784** Im just kidding, go ahead 03/03/2011 on does that mean u like me too? 0
#4 - boobs are almost entirely made of fat. 03/03/2011 on Big Tits +5
#82 - **swimmingprodigy rolls 168**  [+] (8 new replies) 03/03/2011 on does that mean u like me too? 0
User avatar #98 - nicalexik (03/03/2011) [-]
**nicalexik rolls 969** one more time and i`m out
User avatar #101 - nicalexik (03/03/2011) [-]
**nicalexik rolls 709** god dammit ... 2 sixes were upside down
User avatar #93 - nicalexik (03/03/2011) [-]
**nicalexik rolls 047** omg ... you`re half evil
User avatar #94 - swimmingprodigy (03/03/2011) [-]
**swimmingprodigy rolls 098**
I know. Shit
#89 - nicalexik (03/03/2011) [-]
**nicalexik rolls 290** thanks
User avatar #91 - swimmingprodigy (03/03/2011) [-]
**swimmingprodigy rolls 333** Lets get that 666!
#85 - nicalexik (03/03/2011) [-]
**nicalexik rolls 039** ok ...
User avatar #87 - swimmingprodigy (03/03/2011) [-]
**swimmingprodigy rolls 784** Im just kidding, go ahead
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User avatar #113 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey man I know the dude below me asked but are you trading points for items ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (05/12/2013) [-]
nah Im hoarding my points for some reason
User avatar #115 to #114 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
your choice man, cheers anyways
User avatar #110 - ied (01/13/2013) [-]
Selling your points o' good person.
User avatar #111 to #110 - swimmingprodigy (01/13/2013) [-]
you can do that?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ied (01/13/2013) [-]
Yep, I send a request, you do the maths and voila.
User avatar #109 to #108 - swimmingprodigy (09/28/2012) [-]
fuck yea.

you forgot his 3rd leg which is supposed to be holding a bottle of vodka
#105 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
kurwa, znalazłam! Polak!
User avatar #107 to #106 - mniam (09/22/2012) [-]
Siema!
#103 - filsoc **User deleted account** (08/15/2012) [-]
O kierwa, znalazłem innego Polaczka. Pozdro!
User avatar #104 to #103 - swimmingprodigy (08/16/2012) [-]
siema, kolego!
User avatar #87 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
I feel like I see a fuckton of your comments around...
Hi swimmingprodigy ._.
User avatar #88 to #87 - swimmingprodigy (08/07/2012) [-]
it might be because I comment a fuckton on most posts lol
What's up?
User avatar #89 to #88 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2012) [-]
Not much. Just bein' German is all. You?
User avatar #90 to #89 - swimmingprodigy (08/08/2012) [-]
eh not much. Enjoyin summer vacation in between work as much as i can
User avatar #91 to #90 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
same here. (at least I was, then I quit my job) You still in high school too?
User avatar #92 to #91 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
graduated this year. Whyd u quit?
User avatar #93 to #92 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
I was one of 4 maintenance guys. 2 of the others had mothers that worked there and the other one had special needs, so in turn, I was the only one my boss was able to express his anger towards without getting problems. Plus, one of the other guys there became a massive douche and started ignoring me after I yelled at him (He was eating ice cream during the hours we still had to work, forcing me to finish up one of the jobs that he didn't do even though I had my two cousins waiting in the parking lot with no airconditioning, [plus one is severely autistic, so he basically made my autistic cousin wait in a hot car for a while because he wanted to eat ice cream]). So after he started being a dick to me, even though he used to be one of my best friends, I decided that the pay (which was far under minimum wage) wasn't good enough, and I left. My boss was also a major douche to me on the way out, claiming I needed my hand held for everything I did, even though he always was the one interfering with what I was doing without me asking for his help.

What makes me laugh though is that I was out for one day, and when I came back the next day, my boss was complaining about how the day's job was done terribly, and that we needed to make sure we never fucked up that badly again. Or, in other words, when I'm not there, things get fucked up.
User avatar #94 to #93 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
wow, sounds like a pretty shitty story. Nice to know I dont have these problems and I work for over minimum wage pay. You should try lifeguarding. It's worth the 300 bucks u pay for the course
User avatar #95 to #94 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
Hmm... I am part Cuban... this could work
User avatar #96 to #95 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
do eet. Idk about your local area, but where I am, EVERY SINGLE YMCA is short on lifeguards so youre guaranteed a job
User avatar #97 to #96 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
But at the same time, I'd like to be able to focus on mein writing a bit. I'm still 16, so this may be one of the last few summers I have to work on my novels before constant work.. so I don't know
User avatar #98 to #97 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
you dont need constant work. ur 16 that means ur gonna be a junior right?

And u can set your own hours and it doesn't have to be constant work. For example, I only work Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays
User avatar #99 to #98 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
yeah, i guess that's true. but being a lifeguard also seems like a job that needs aLOT of fucos, which I do not have :I
User avatar #101 to #99 - swimmingprodigy (08/09/2012) [-]
lolno.

Youre SUPPOSED to be focused, but most of the time i zone out. Actually a lot of the time i zone out. No one gives a fuck. Dont worry. I highly recommend it, easiest job on the planet
User avatar #102 to #101 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
lol, very true.
There was one girl in my old school that was a big-time stoner. She even took pictures of herself with a massive bag of pot and put it on facebook. Now she's the head life guard at the pool of the town i used to live in. :P
User avatar #100 to #99 - seniorpokeman (08/09/2012) [-]
*focus
User avatar #86 - unncommon (07/07/2012) [-]
Someone shit all over your pillow man.
#85 - N. Korean citizen (07/07/2012) [-]
Dude, someone made a poopie on your pillow.
#84 - spursfan **User deleted account** (07/07/2012) [-]
I am terribly sorry about your pillow, But it smelt of roses.   
   
Roses are racist
I am terribly sorry about your pillow, But it smelt of roses.

Roses are racist
User avatar #83 - irenecloud ONLINE (07/07/2012) [-]
I shat on your pillow, dude...
Just saying.
User avatar #80 - TheAnonLord ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
Easier to chat hear but my brother is using the PS3 right now :/
User avatar #82 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
ok i successfully added you
User avatar #81 to #146 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
i see. Could you type your PSN name exactly for me one more time so it's easier for me? Also, what are 'those dopes'?
User avatar #79 - redfang (03/16/2012) [-]
you NIGGER
User avatar #78 - fizzled (03/16/2012) [-]
NIGER NIGGER NIGGER NEGRO
User avatar #76 - doctorbamf (03/16/2012) [-]
Fucking niggers these days...
User avatar #77 to #142 - swimmingprodigy (03/16/2012) [-]
Im sorry! I couldnt help it, your bike was just so shiny
#73 - pemdazfunny (03/16/2012) [-]
Nigeritis
#72 - nnewmy (03/16/2012) [-]
nigger
User avatar #71 - samxdaxman ONLINE (03/16/2012) [-]
nigger nigger nigger nigger
#70 - mrteabag (03/16/2012) [-]
I'm truly sorry to say that you're a nigger.
User avatar #67 - jonolav (03/04/2012) [-]
Hey man I saw your comment about your desktop and I was just wondering where you got ''HUD.Vision v2.2 by DevianArt'' I can only find broken links :s
User avatar #68 to #116 - swimmingprodigy (03/04/2012) [-]
DeviantArt.com > Customization > Skins > pick a skin.

Or if you want HUD vision, it's

customize.org/rainmeter/ski...
#64 - rytul (01/08/2012) [-]
fuck yeah! Poland!

czesc z litwy!
User avatar #65 to #113 - swimmingprodigy (01/08/2012) [-]
LMAO close enough, ale tu pasuje. Jeszcze 500 lat temu by to bylo to samo hehe
#66 to #114 - rytul (01/09/2012) [-]
chcialbym zeb to tak byloby teraz...
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